he totally has his dad's eyes :)

some dad lance things he’d definitely do

  • after dropping the kids off at school, he’d yell out the window “MAKE GOOD CHOICES SWEETIES” in a white suburban mom voice
    • the kids die in embarrassment
    • honks ridiculously long when he goes to pick them up, all the other kids stare at his kids, his kids love him but also want to go home rn immediately
  • dances with his kids from every genre. to traditional cubano music all the way to beyoncé, it’s adorable, even when they kinda trip over their own little toddler feet
  • is the Really Competitive Dad at their sports games
    • will definitely yell at the Ref
    • “COME ON THEY TOTALLY PULLED AT HER PIGTAILS CALL IT, REF DO IT!!!”
    • gives the evil eye to the other team’s coach. the coach has no idea why this dad is squinting at him
    • gives his kids a lot of support, smiles, and thumbs up at their games
      • definitely the loudest dad in the sidelines
      • probably made signs with his kiddos for what they wanted them to say on it, carries them proudly during the games
        • (they even made one for keith to hold too)
  • the best at doing their kids hair. especially the one who has super curly hair, because he used to have to comb the knots out for his younger sister and knows how to do it in a way that would hurt
  • take his kids out to look at the stars
    • they come up with fake stories about each one because they don’t know any of the constellations yet, it’s super cute
  • first time he took his first bab to cuba with keith, his mom burst out to tears. then lance burst out to tears. everyone burst out into tears.
    • keith was very confused but comforted them both
  • just….. Lance as a Dad (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Gift giving

My aunt’s husband is a total fucking dickhead.

For some background, my mother’s family is Guyanese and mixed with Scottish, German and Amerindian, but mainly look black. My mother married a white Irish man (my dad) and I came out looking super duper pale with blue eyes and blonde hair. My brothers are both much darker because being biracial means getting a grabbag of genes.

My aunt (my mother’s sister) married a Nigerian immigrant who is lazy and racist. He came over for a PhD course (which he only passed because my aunt wrote his thesis and in the thirty years since has refused to work) and his distaste at being married into the same family as a white guy has manifested in a number of ways, from telling others that my dad has shouted racial abuse at him (witnesses confirmed he absolutely did not) to refusing to even speak to me because of my skin colour.

A few years ago he was shouting about something completely false and when I told him he was wrong, he tried to physically attack me for being ‘disrespectful’ and had to be held back by my dad and uncles. He was in his fifties and I was a sixteen year old girl.

I later heard from my grandfather that after he yelled at my aunt’s husband, he (aunt’s husband) said that if he faced any consequences (like being banned from family dinners or told off again for his treatment of me) he would take my cousins, leave my aunt and go back to Nigeria.

It’s been a few years since then. I’m an adult now, and I’ve steered clear of as many holidays as possible. I didn’t want my grandfather to have to choose between protecting me and seeing my cousins again. My grandfather made it clear he was on my side and would’ve physically removed the asshole from his home, but, of course, that would result in probably never seeing my cousins again. I didnt want him to make that choice.

My grandfather died this year. It was a pretty awful illness and I spent most of my time out of work inside of the hospital with him. My dad was there too - his father-in-law was the closest he had to a father. My grandfather taught me many things. Including that you shouldn’t allow people to ruin things for you. Things like family gatherings.

Now the thing about this dude is, on top of being lazy as shit, he’s super entitled. He fully believes that he is head of the family, despite everyone hating him and ignoring him. He believes he is owed deference and respect from all. He told my aunt that since I didn’t show him respect, she and my cousins were no longer to buy my xmas presents. I haven’t received a single one from them in years. So I set my plan into motion.

I don’t get paid a lot, but I saved from October onwards. I filled the tree in my grandfather’s old house with presents, one for every person in my family - bar one.

This morning, Christmas Day, I stood under that tree with my gifts in my arms and I gave every person there a present I had spent hours picking out. I went up to each individual, passing him several times while he looked at the gifts greedily, and handed everyone something they would’ve wanted. I got to drink in the look of guilt on the faces of my cousins and my aunt as I received one solitary present (from my mother’s brother) as they received a bunch from me. It was delicious.

Finally, there was one gift left under the tree - a single envelope. It said 'for all your help looking after grandfather’. I handed it to him. Inside were return Eurostar tickets to Paris for a long weekend. “Oh!” I said. “I’ve made a mistake! That’s my extra present to [Dad]!” And indeed, there was my father’s name on the tickets. He got to see every wonderful gift I got everyone else while he received nothing - nothing from me, nothing from my brothers who hate how he treats me, nothing from my uncles who hate him and only ever gave him things because my grandfather wanted to keep the peace to continue seeing his grandkids.

The cherry on top? I received a special gift from a friend today. He bought two square feet of land for me and an aristocratic title. I am now a Lady and even though it barely means anything, my family has been pretend bowing and scraping to me while ignoring him and his demands for respect and he’s now sulking and refusing to speak to anyone.

Merry fucking Christmas, Tony.

Headcanon

Teddy

- 3yo Teddy, not understanding why he now live with Harry, and why he can’t see his grandparents anymore

- 4yo Teddy calling Harry dad, making him cry a lot

- 5yo Teddy seeing Draco for the 1st time, asking him if he was his mom, upsetting him “I am not a woman! Harry, is your godson blind?”

- 6yo Teddy, going to a school for young wizards, telling the teacher he can’t make a present for Mother’s day, but making two for Father’s day.

- 7yo Teddy, asking Harry why he have to call him godfather instead of dad, ‘cause it’s obvious Harry and Draco are his fathers, right?

- 8yo Teddy playing with young Rose, babysitting her while the adults are talking politics, but keeping an eye on them two. 

- 9yo Teddy receiving “Hogwarts, a History” from Hermione for his birthday, and after reading it becoming totally excited and asking “When will I go to Hogwarts, Daddy, when?”

- 10yo Teddy, after explanations, going to Remus and Nymphadora graves and telling them not to worry, he has his fathers to keep him safe, making Harry and Draco cry.

- 11yyo Teddy being not so impatient to go to Hogwarts, understanding it means be separated from his dads, and crying at platform 9 ¾.

- Still 11yo Teddy being afraid to disappoint his fathers because Hufflepuff isn’t Gryffindor or Slytherin, and being uncomfortable at Hogwarts until he receive a letter congratulating him, and telling him they were so proud of him.

- 12yo Teddy repeanting Draco how much he’s missing his friends, and how much he wants to return at Hogwarts, but he aslo wants to stay home, and…

- 13yo Teddy being really good at Herbology, and spending some time in Pr Longbottom office, talking about everything and nothing. He loved these times with Neville, not as Harry’s friend but as supporting teacher.

- 14yo Teddy, having a crush on Victoire Weasley, blushing anytime he cross her path. And she finding him soo cute, and loving his blue hair, once took his hand under the Great Hall table during dinner.

- 15yo Teddy loving Victoire adorable freckles, cute small nose and blond hair, as much as he loved her personnality. Teddy taking Victire stargazing during summer break. 

- Still 15yo Teddy choking when he receives his prefect badge, thinking he isn’t deserving it.

- 16yo Teddy receiving his O.W.L. results, an O in Herbology, Care of Magical Creatures and Transfiguration, an E in Charms, Potions and DADA, an A in Muggle Studies and Histoy of Magic, but failed in Divination and Astronomy.

- 17yo Teddy going to his last year at Hogwarts, as a young man, Harry and Draco being so proud of him, although they’re sad he grown up so fast and doesn’t need them anymore.

An Incredibly Minor Yet Underrated Marvel Character

SO imagine this. You are a member of an proud and violent warrior race. You are the handmaiden to the less violent, but probably still p proud Princess of the intergalactic empire that most of your race belongs to. One day, your Princess, whom you have served loyally for many years, gets into some bullshit star-crossed lover biz with a man who is 1) a member of the race your race has been fighting since basically forever, B) A member of the organization that has consistently opposed your empire, and Lastly) who lives on a different planet and is therefore not gonna be around when she predictably finds out she is having his goddamn baby, because of course she is. 

So your Princess has this illegitimate half alien baby now, and her Dad (your Emperor) is like “wow, no” and tries to have it executed on the grounds of he doesn’t like it and he’s in goddamned charge. And the Princess is looking at you, and her eyes are doing that thing were they’re really big and sad, and her lips all pout-y, and if you had the frame of reference you would totally call her out on doing the puppy eye thing but you don’t. So what do you do?

You take the weird hybrid baby to his baby daddy, effectively exiling yourself from your home planet, to go live on a planet were Everyone Actually Really Totally Hates You, also known as Earth(y). 

Sadly, when you get to earth, were you expect to find help from the legendary super-powered princess impregnating warrior hero guy and his buds, you find that the guy has quite rudely kicked the bucket. So here you are, on a hostile alien planet, with no one to help your exiled self or your exiled prince who is half a species you have almost no experience with and also has a price on his head despite the fact he is not yet strong enough to lift said head without help. So again, what do you do?

You become a realtor.  

Yeah, that’s right. You get a fucking job. You settle the fuck down. You take a fucking Pilates class. You raise the weird fucking hybrid baby. In fact, you do not just raise the weird fucking hybrid baby; You love and cherish the weird fucking hybrid baby. You teach the exiled heir to your proud, violent, warrior race to be a sweet ‘lil nerd, who loves pokemon, and comic books, and tries to talk through confrontations, and occasionally hits you with those puppy-dog eyes that got you into this mess in the first place. You don’t complain though. You don’t complain when you’re Prince gets sick and there is literally no one on earth to turn to (because who on earth has ever seen a skrull/kree hybrid, much less treated one?). You don’t complain when you hear Galactus destroys your homeworld and everyone on it (how can you explain to your Prince that you’re grieving for his mother when you’re right there?). You don’t complain when the Super-Skrull burst through the wall of you adopted son’s friend-who-is-totally-not-his-boyfriend-mom-oh-my-god’s apartment and demands your baby go with him. Because you are not someone who backs down from a challenge. 

You pull out a gun and you challenge the greatest warrior of your proud, violent warrior race.

You lose. 

You die. 

But it’s all right. Your son’s not-boyfriend will save him. Your weird alien hybrid baby will become a weird alien hybrid hero, and later, a weird alien hybrid King. Somewhere, your Princess and her bullshit star-crossed lover are very proud. Somewhere else, the galaxies worst Grandfather is very furious. But you, well. Who even are you?

I don’t know. Because the writers never bothered giving you a name. It’s all right though. You know why?

Because I love you. 

Okay, but can we take a minute to talk about a Superfamily AU where Steve and Tony adopted Peter as an infant and for the first years of his life, he thinks Pepper is a superhero?  

Hear me out.  So, an offhand comment by Steve or Tony about Pepper being the real superhero for getting one of them to do…something and Peter overhears it and spends many of his formative years trying to figure out what Pepper’s powers are and to catch her in the act of using them.  Everyone thinks it’s adorable that Peter’s started following Pepper around because, “aw, kid’s got a crush,” and that is not what he’s spying on Pepper; he wants to see her fly - and if he’s good, maybe she’ll take him flying, too, since Tony is clearly “the Worst Dad In The World” and won’t take him flying in the suit.  (Sweet spiderling, how you hurt your father.  Steve spends the better part of an hour convincing Tony that he’s an awesome dad and also, their kid is so Extra, like his little four year-old ass actually stormed out of the room.  Like flung his head and stormed out because is so Tony’s kid.)

Anyway, so Peter doesn’t have a crush (he totally has a little boy crush on Pepper; it’s adorable); he’s doing recon.  He just knows Aunt Pepper is gonna pick up her car when her she drops her fancy pen and it rolls under the car.  She doesn’t.  Peter starts to think maybe she can sense when other people are near.  Maybe that’s he super power.  Maybe she can read minds.  

So, little Peter spent a lot of time thinking Pepper (and also trying to figure out her secret super hero identity because surely she had to have one.  You don’t just have powers and not use them to help people.) was a cape-wearing, car-lifting, mind-reading superhero who just happened to fly way below the radar.

Ofc, when he’s older, he gets what his dads were talking about, but he stills thinks she’s a superhero anyway when she can bully Tony out of the lab and to the dinner table when even Steve can’t manage it.  

Enter Civil War.  (I have given this A LOT of thought.)  Basically, Peter’s dads are off in another country getting a divorce and Peter is Just. Not. Having It.  He convinces Happy that he needs to go to Romania because my dads, Happy and Happy can’t help it.  He sort of agrees with the kid.  Plus, he’s always had a soft spot for Pete.  (Happy is at home with Peter because there is no one Tony trusts more to protect his kid than Happy Hogan.)  So Happy smuggles them to Romania somehow and Peter gets there just in time to see the mayhem Steve and co. unleash on Romanian rush hour.  

Happy had sort of explained what was going on, done his best not make anyone a bad guy.  Just explain that there these superhero accords and his dads were totally on different sides of the fence, and yeah, they’re fighting pretty bad this time, kiddo.  I won’t lie to you.  

So Peter shows up to all of this and his dad is arrested and so is Uncle Sam and huh, that’s this Bucky guy his dad keeps telling him about.  He doesn’t look that impress - holy shit, he’s got a metal arm!  He is totally going to be the cool uncle!  He’s not telling Uncle Sam or Uncle Rhodey that, though.  Yeah.  But that’s not the important thing right now.  The important thing is his dad is kind of a dumbass right now and he needs to got and Talk To Him.

So, he sneaks in to where Steve is (he got really got at sneaking when he was tailing Pepper all those years) and is that the weird cat guy?  That guy is so weird.  Who dresses up like a cat?  Who does that?  Peter kind of gives him a side eye and a wide berth because really.  (*Also, fuck you, too, Peter, I would totally dress up as a cat.  T’Challa and I could be cat superhero friends and it would be awesome.)  But there’s Uncle Sam, complaining about his “bird costume” (ha, a bird costume.  Peter is never letting that one go.) and there’s his dad looking stubborn and like he’s about to do something stupid.  Again.  Peter’s gotten good at reading those looks on his dad’s face because Steve does a lot of stupid shit like jumping out of planes without a parachute and jumping out of glass elevators without parachutes and also eating the whole breakfast Peter made him and Tony for Father’s Day when he was four.  Tony had eyed it skeptically and promptly distracted Peter while Steve his dumb face and ate all of it.  (Tony tried really hard to feel bad for him, but “you ate it! i can’t believe you ate it!  and also “i thought super soldiers couldn’t get food poisoning.”)

But right.  Dad’s about to do a Dumb Thing.  So Peter marches in all business, all serious and gives Steve his best Dad Face.  Or more accurately, Steve’s best I Am So Disappointed In You Dad Face.  He even crosses his arms and shakes his head a little.  Then he opens his mouth and what he says is:

“I’m calling Pepper.”

And thus, Civil War was averted because Pepper shut that shit the fuck down while she and Peter both gave everyone Very Disappointed In All Of You faces.  

I feel like this could be a 5 Times fic.  Five Times Peter Thought Pepper Had Secret Superpowers and One Time She Really Did.  

Other things to consider:

- Spider-Man was an embarrassing nickname his dads gave him when he was a baby because he crawled all over everything.  Steve used to joke that he was waiting for the door when Peter learned how to crawl onto the walls.  Oops.  Careful what you wish for.  That’s the first thing that gives his whole Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man gig away because really, Pete?  It’s like you took out a billboard ad in Times Square.  

- Tony takes Peter to his first day of school in the suit because he’s weak to those eyes.

- Steve is weirdly obsessed with his health and is always ready to take him to the doctor at a moment’s notice and “it’s just a cold, Dad.  I’m fine, oh my god.”  (Steve always sits up with him when he’s sick, though, no matter how old he is and 15 year-old Peter still secretly loves that his dad will make him soup and bring him a warm washcloth for “just a cold.”)

- Steve and Tony are absolutely those embarrassing dads who show up to every school event ever with Peter Parker Fan Club t-shirts and cheer obnoxiously loudly and yell out “that’s my son!”  They are the worst.

Basically, Superfamily and Pepper.  I have so many thoughts about superfamily.

anonymous asked:

Hello. My cat has always been an indoor/outdoor cat since I found him as a stray, but as he is getting older I'm realizing this is not safe for him at all. I always made sure he was inside at night, but I was away for a few days and my dad left him outside all night and he came back with small cuts on his face and the area around one eye is puffy. We are taking him to our vet right away, but this was very scary for me and I want to make him an indoor cat full-time. (Part 1)

However, my parents disagree and say that it would be cruel to keep him totally indoors since he has always had free reign of our backyard. How can I convince them this is the right thing to do, and what are ways that I can make this easier on my cat? Thanks for your help!     


The more cantankerous side of me wants to say, ‘Point at the vet bill and point out that it never would have happened if your cat had been kept indoors’. I admit, I’m extra snarky because i’ve spent several hours giving medical care to cats who were found outdoors and suffered injury or illness as a result.


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anonymous asked:

Since we're already on the topic of Lucien and Damien, maybe we can get a lil bit of angst? :0 Maybe Lucien gets seriously hurt and Damien freaks out... There isn't really much content like this for them and I'm curious about how it would go haha Thank you!

So it was probably a mistake to let an eighth grader try and drive his car.

Lucien reflects on the bet they made a few hours ago that Ernest somehow actually won, and his excitement at being able to try driving. Lucien had accompanied him in the passenger seat to teach him, but it didn’t help much.

In the end they’re still left with a totaled car and Lucien in the hospital, leg broken and the rest of him pretty banged up as well.

If it were anything else, like an arm or rib he broke, Lucien would be up and leaving as soon as he could. There’s no way he can stay here, he doesn’t want to, not when he knows the hospital has already called his father and at any moment–

Lucien!”

He clenches his eyes shut and grits his teeth, waiting for the inevitable scolding to come. His dad is more of a pushover than others, but even he wouldn’t excuse this. “Look, dad, it–”

The wind is knocked out of him before he can finish speaking as Damien crowds around his bed, pulling Lucien by his shoulders into his chest. His hands are still gentle, afraid to harm him, and cradle the back of his head with one while the other smooths up and down his back. Despite his age, it is still… comforting, admittedly.

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My aunt’s husband is a total fucking dickhead.

For some background, my mother’s family is Guyanese and mixed with Scottish, German and Amerindian, but mainly look black. My mother married a white Irish man (my dad) and I came out looking super duper pale with blue eyes and blonde hair. My brothers are both much darker because being biracial means getting a grabbag of genes.

My aunt (my mother’s sister) married a Nigerian immigrant who is lazy and racist. He came over for a PhD course (which he only passed because my aunt wrote his thesis and in the thirty years since has refused to work) and his distaste at being married into the same family as a white guy has manifested in a number of ways, from telling others that my dad has shouted racial abuse at him (witnesses confirmed he absolutely did not) to refusing to even speak to me because of my skin colour.

A few years ago he was shouting about something completely false and when I told him he was wrong, he tried to physically attack me for being ‘disrespectful’ and had to be held back by my dad and uncles. He was in his fifties and I was a sixteen year old girl.

I later heard from my grandfather that after he yelled at my aunt’s husband, he (aunt’s husband) said that if he faced any consequences (like being banned from family dinners or told off again for his treatment of me) he would take my cousins, leave my aunt and go back to Nigeria.

It’s been a few years since then. I’m an adult now, and I’ve steered clear of as many holidays as possible. I didn’t want my grandfather to have to choose between protecting me and seeing my cousins again. My grandfather made it clear he was on my side and would’ve physically removed the asshole from his home, but, of course, that would result in probably never seeing my cousins again. I didnt want him to make that choice.

My grandfather died this year. It was a pretty awful illness and I spent most of my time out of work inside of the hospital with him. My dad was there too - his father-in-law was the closest he had to a father. My grandfather taught me many things. Including that you shouldn’t allow people to ruin things for you. Things like family gatherings.

Now the thing about this dude is, on top of being lazy as shit, he’s super entitled. He fully believes that he is head of the family, despite everyone hating him and ignoring him. He believes he is owed deference and respect from all. He told my aunt that since I didn’t show him respect, she and my cousins were no longer to buy my xmas presents. I haven’t received a single one from them in years. So I set my plan into motion.

I don’t get paid a lot, but I saved from October onwards. I filled the tree in my grandfather’s old house with presents, one for every person in my family - bar one.

This morning, Christmas Day, I stood under that tree with my gifts in my arms and I gave every person there a present I had spent hours picking out. I went up to each individual, passing him several times while he looked at the gifts greedily, and handed everyone something they would’ve wanted. I got to drink in the look of guilt on the faces of my cousins and my aunt as I received one solitary present (from my mother’s brother) as they received a bunch from me. It was delicious.

Finally, there was one gift left under the tree - a single envelope. It said 'for all your help looking after grandfather’. I handed it to him. Inside were return Eurostar tickets to Paris for a long weekend. “Oh!” I said. “I’ve made a mistake! That’s my extra present to [Dad]!” And indeed, there was my father’s name on the tickets. He got to see every wonderful gift I got everyone else while he received nothing - nothing from me, nothing from my brothers who hate how he treats me, nothing from my uncles who hate him and only ever gave him things because my grandfather wanted to keep the peace to continue seeing his grandkids.

The cherry on top? I received a special gift from a friend today. He bought two square feet of land for me and an aristocratic title. I am now a Lady and even though it barely means anything, my family has been pretend bowing and scraping to me while ignoring him and his demands for respect and he’s now sulking and refusing to speak to anyone.

Merry fucking Christmas, Tony.

HI UM Keith’s vlog made me emotional so here’s a short reactionary fic between Keith and Shiro fuuuuu

“Keith?”

Keith moves to wipe his eyes; he catches himself at the last minute, aborting the gesture in a messy half-wave. “Shiro. What’s up?”

“I saw the recording,” Shiro says, as he approaches. He slows, stopping a few meters from Keith’s spot at the window. He grants Keith some semblance of privacy, keeping his gaze on the stars as Keith wills the wetness from his eyes. “We haven't…talked in a while. About your mom.”

Keith shrugs. His reflection is fuzzy in the window glass. “It's…” He swallows, crossing his arms. “I guess I thought I was over it, you know?”

Shiro’s fingers curl. He looks down, like he meant to look at Keith but restrained himself.

“She doesn’t know what she’s missing,” Shiro bites out. Keith’s eyebrows shoot up, surprised at the venom behind Shiro’s voice. He stares at Shiro, whose hands are now fists at his sides. “I don’t understand how…”

Shiro trails off, obviously distressed. He uproots himself in a flurry of motion; Keith has a moment to brace himself before there are hands at his back, a head tucked along the crook of his neck and shoulder. He stumbles forward into a tight embrace. Shiro presses Keith to his chest. Warmth blossoms up through Keith’s ribcage. It booms outward through his body, down to the tips to his fingers and toes, until he starts to sag under Shiro’s hands.

“You’ve been left behind so many times.” Shiro’s breath ruffles Keith’s hair. “Your mom–your dad. Even by me–” Shiro sucks down a breath. “And every time you get right back up. You keep reaching out to your teammates. Do you know–how much courage that takes, Keith?”

“Shiro…”

Shiro raises his hand to cup the back of Keith’s head. He holds Keith like he’s something rare and precious. “You deserve to have friends and family who stick around,” he says. He speaks his next words heavily, with total conviction: “It’s not your fault. None of this has ever been your fault…”

Keith screws his eyes shut; tears gather at the corner of his eyes. He buries his face against Shiro’s chest. His breath hitches out of him; he can’t quite stifle a sob.

Shiro’s fingers card a line down Keith’s back. He bundles Keith closer, his heart a steady drum against Keith’s own chest.

“I’m so privileged to know you, Keith,” he murmurs. “Please know that you deserve to be loved.”

Bruce Wayne having a crush on you would include:

Requested: @exodarkwolf16


  • Hides it SO WELL. After years of being The Batman, Bruce has learned to hide things from people. That goes for feelings as well.
  • The Batfam waste no time in helping out when they see it. They love you to death already so why wouldn’t they help out their dear friend and dad?
  • Alfred totally gives out little hints here and there. He ships it so and would love for you to get together. He’s never seen Bruce so happy in what’s felt like forever, but when he’s with you his eyes have a gleam in them that hasn’t been there in a long time.
  • YOU TOTALLY KNOW HE’S BATMAN. It didn’t take you long to figure that out. You weren’t dumb, you were actually pretty damn smart, and that is one of the many things Bruce loves about you.
  • He doesn’t mind showing you his soft side. This was one of the things that led you to find out, he was never afraid to show emotion in front of you. Sometimes there were things even the boys didn’t know. They’ve never seen him cry, but you have. More than once actually.
  • He will never not invite you to a party. He knows how much you like dressing up so he makes sure to have you as his plus one at any parties. You love wearing the dresses, even though you don’t show it.
  • Jason and Dick become Bruce’s wing-men. They wanna see ya’ll together as much as the rest of the fam. They will go to the EXTREME to get you two together.
  • Random gifts. You’ve told him to stop but there is no stopping him. He loves to give you presents, it’s one of the ways he can tell you how much he loves you without saying it.
  • COMPLIMENTS COMPLIMENTS COMPLIMENTS! He’s a charmer at heart, so naturally you’re going to be showered with them. Whether it be out in public or in the Batcave, he’ll tell you you’re gorgeous anywhere, anyday.
  • Secret hugs. He hasn’t been a very affectionate person for most of his life, but then you just waltzed into his life and now he can’t get enough. He tries to do it in private but sometimes shit happens ya know?
  • Gets jealous real quick. This man has never had a good relationship, he’s always afraid they will be taken away from him. So when he sees someone getting frisky with you, he goes into 100% fight mode. He will fight a bitch for you, don’t let them fool you.
  • All in all, it doesn’t stay a secret for long. You find out one way or another. Whether it be the media, him, or the Batfam, the secret doesn’t stay a secret for long. And to Bruce, he’s very grateful for that.
BTS reaction: Telling their innocent child that Santa Claus/Unicorns/The Tooth Fairy doesn’t exist.

Anon requested:

hi! can you do a reaction? like, how they would tell their super innocent children that santa claus or unicorns (or whatever) don’t exist? thank you !


Jin:

Originally posted by sugaa

Seokjin probably never intended for his son to find out that Santa Claus wasn’t real. He wanted his kid to believe in “the magic of Christmas” and he just loved telling him all those made up stories about Santa and seeing the excitement in his child’s eyes. So when one day his kid got home from school looking extremely sad and disappointed, because someone else at school told him Santa wasn’t real, Jin would be actually heartbroken. He would try to talk to his son about how even though Santa isn’t real “the magic of Christmas” is still a thing that exists, and comfort him with a smile. But on the inside, he would be just as sad as his child, because he would see this as a sign that his kid is growing up.


Yoongi:

Originally posted by notjustaphase

Yoongi would have a soft spot for his daughter. He would go to great lengths to make sure that his princess is happy. So knowing his child’s obsession with fairies he would go out of his way to make her believe they’re real - going as far as actually dressing up as a fairy himself. But when one day his daughter comes to him, on the verge of tears, and innocently asks: 

“Daddy, is it true that fairies aren’t real?”

He would start stuttering trying to come up with a lie, but at the end, he wouldn’t really know what to do so he would just give up and explain to her in the most gentle way possible that fairies aren’t real. 


Hoseok:

Originally posted by hohbi

Jhope would probably just let it slip accidentally, referring to the tooth fairy as “I” of “Her” making his child realize that it wasn’t the tooth fairy that took his tooth from under his pillow. At this point, Hoseok would know he messed up, sighing to himself annoyed by his own stupidity and would try to cover things up by making up some kind of ridiculous explanation. But at the end, he would get so tangled in his own story that he would just have to explain to his kid the truth.


Namjoon:

Originally posted by ksjknj

Being the intellectual that he is, Namjoon would find no point in lying to his son about the existence of Santa Claus, and would most likely be the one to decide to tell him. He would try to find the most careful and sweet way to say it. He would make his kid some hot chocolate and start the conversation in a very carefree and usual manner, just casually letting the fact slide in. 

“So you know how your mom and I told you that Santa brings you all the presents on Christmas? Well, you might be shocked to hear this but it was actually us all along…”


Jimin:

Originally posted by sosjimin

Jimin would actually be genuinely scared of having this conversation with his child. He loved his kid more than anything so when one day he realizes that he needs to finally tell his daughter that unicorns aren’t real he would get really emotional. Jimin would get TOO emotional, taking it even harder than his child and probably breaking out in tears in the middle of the conversation apologizing to his daughter for lying to her for all those years. And leaving his kid, less sad and more concerned about her dad. 


Taehyung:

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

Tae would attempt to tell his kids that Santa doesn’t exist many, many times. But each time he would fail miserably. Every time he would convince himself to say it, but then he would look at his child’s innocent brown eyes, and give up on what he has to say with a sigh. After many, many attemts Tae would give up, knowing that his kid would eventually realize it themselves. 


Jungkook:

Originally posted by bangtan

Jungkook would be totally, 100% against telling his kid that Santa doesn’t exist. He would deny it every time his chikd would ask. Coming up with crazy stories and great lies just to make sure that his child believes him. If he ever does have tell them though, he would most likely make someone else do it, thinking that he wouldn’t want to see the dissapointment in his child’s eyes. 

Gift giving.

(warning: long story)

My aunt’s husband is a total f*cking d*ckhead.

For some background, my mother’s family is Guyanese and mixed with Scottish, German and Amerindian, but mainly look black. My mother married a white Irish man (my dad) and I came out looking super duper pale with blue eyes and blonde hair. My brothers are both much darker because being biracial means getting a grabbag of genes.

My aunt (my mother’s sister) married a Nigerian immigrant who is lazy and racist. He came over for a PhD course (which he only passed because my aunt wrote his thesis and in the thirty years since has refused to work) and his distaste at being married into the same family as a white guy has manifested in a number of ways, from telling others that my dad has shouted racial abuse at him (witnesses confirmed he absolutely did not) to refusing to even speak to me because of my skin colour.

A few years ago he was shouting about something completely false and when I told him he was wrong, he tried to physically attack me for being ‘disrespectful’ and had to be held back by my dad and uncles. He was in his fifties and I was a sixteen year old girl.

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leslienorpe  asked:

Hey sorry I'm in mobile so can't see when it last was but if possible could you update the scent marking tag? Preferably not ones with scent kink in but if that's tricky then no worries. Thanks for all your hard work with this blog I literally use it almost daily ❤️

i tried to avoid as many fics with the scent kink tag for you

The Moon Lives (In The Lining of Your Skin) by Quixoticity (6/? | 20,888 | R)

Stiles is doing fine. Okay, so he didn’t expect to be a single father to an infant daughter at the tender age of twenty-two, but it’s working out great. And no, he didn’t expect to be a curator in Beacon Hills Museum, where weird things happen with no explanation, but he’s rolling with it. And he seems to have acquired a new brother now that his dad’s gotten engaged, which, odd, but hey, Stiles is flexible, and there’s no such thing as too much love, right?

But then the next twist comes in the form of mysterious new neighbour Derek Hale, who is both insanely angry at the world (it’s possible he’s murdered people with his eyebrows alone), and adorably good with children. He’s also in possession of a truly excellent butt.

Stiles is doomed.

It’s Platonic Until It’s Not by hbunting1403 (½ | 7,690 | R)

Yes, Scott and Stiles sleep in the same bed. Stiles would rather cut off both of his hands than touch Scott sexually, but he’s no stranger to showing affection, and they cuddle on a pretty regular basis. Their relationship is, in Stiles’ eyes, normal and healthy and exactly what they both need. Then Scott meets Alison, and they fall in love over a fucking pen (which is sickly sweet but so Scott), and Stiles suddenly has a lot more time on his hands.

Cue pottery classes, stargazing, a new friendship, and a lot of (totally platonic) cuddling.

Even if Derek is hotter than the sun.

Susurrating Young Love by Rickyclark (1/1 | 5,757 | NC17)

What the fuck do you know about love? Huh. Do you know what it means to love? Do you? Do you know what it means to look into someone’s eyes, someone you love, just to fucking look in their eyes. Do you? I was so innocent, I was so pure. He loves me. When mom and dad died you tried to turn me into someone I didn’t want to be. I don’t want to be you, I want to be me. And what I want is to be with this man that I know loves me back

Angel Choirs and Magic by LadyDrace (1/1 | 3,000 | NC17)

Derek has been very, very patient, and has shown frankly incredible self-control in the face of brutal teasing and flirting for two months. But now it’s time for the mating run, and he’s about to get his reward.

Except for how maybe it’s actually Stiles getting a treat.

Win/win.

barelytherenotallhere  asked:

Bug head writing prompt "I could kiss you!" One of them figures out something for the other and the latter gets so excited or happy they either kiss the person or exclaim that they want to...

A rather delayed answer to your adorable request before I post something regarding last night’s episode later tonight, so stay tuned! I hope you like it!!! Thanks so much for requesting!! 

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It was dead silent in the students’ lounge that Tuesday in free period.  Being one of the rare days that the sun was showering the small town of Riverdale with its rich, warm rays, every student was out in the backyard, soaking up the much needed vitamin D. That of course didn’t apply for Jughead Jones whose mainly attitude and way of life was far beyond from sunshines and rainbows.

He threw his bag at the couch at the center of the room carelessly and mentally let a happy sigh of relief that the only sound around him was him thinking. He pushed some coins into the venting machine paying for a very small, much to his dislike, pack of chips and some Skittles, the boy always up for an unhealthy snack, peaking out of the window mindlessly as he waited for the machine to deliver the goodies. Amongst the sea of high schoolers, he could see Archie along with Reggie and Moose and other jocks engrossed in a low-key baseball match in all their Bulldogs’ glory of heavy laughter and dude jokes and Veronica sporting some oversized, designer sunglasses while sunbathing on the grass along with other cheerleaders while Cheryl Blossom was some benches away with Josie and the Pussycats, the girls watching something on an iPad and swaying lightly to some beat. Jughead didn’t feel even the slightest of need to join them.

With snacks in hand, the boy threw himself on the couch and got comfortable, resting his legs on the coffee table in front of him and crossing them at the ankles, his mind briefly wandering to the bubbly blonde his eyes didn’t quite catch outside, enjoying the nice day. He hoped she wasn’t with her face buried in some book at the library or squishing her mind for ideas in the Blue & Gold; she studied and worked too much for her own good. Thinking that maybe he hadn’t notice her presence outside – something much more than doubtful because he was always aware of her presence without even looking up – but making a mental note to check up on her in a while, Jughead opened his laptop on his lap and double clicked on the document that held his precious novel, feeling his fingers itching to put on paper the words that danced all day in his mind.

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UNEXPECTED SURPRISE – STEVE ROGERS

(A/N): Oh man, this could be much better. Oh well. 

Pairing: Steve Rogers x f!reader

Summary: Steve is sent away for six long months. When he comes back, something unexpected happened while he was gone.

Warning: fluffy fluff

Words: 2800+

MASTERLIST

Originally posted by everyartistwas-firstanamateur


UNEXPECTED SURPRISE – STEVE ROGERS

Steve was looking into the (e/c) eyes that were filled not only with love but also with worry and sadness. It was their last night together before he had to leave away for six months. Six months without his love was like an eternity to him. They had spent the last few days together, trying to have some quality time alone, without the team’s presence. The couple was together for almost two years and they were happy – until Fury announced, Rogers, Barnes, and Vision had to go on a mission that was in Buenos Aires. Steve could feel how (Y/N)’s heart almost broke and so did his.

“I love you, you know that,” he brushed away a strand of her hair, giving her a sincere smile. “We will make it. It’s only six months, (Y/N). Nothing will change. I’ll be back before Christmas,” he kissed the tip of her nose.

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anonymous asked:

Dabi and Todoroki seperately sunday with s.o and their children ?

Dabi

• believe it or not, he tries to keep his children as far away as possible from the villain and hero business - however, he tells them that they can become what they want, as long as they’re aware of the consequences
• he loves to see his s/o playing together with their children, they’re all laughing and seem to be happy - it’s a sight he worked hard for and a sight he wants to protect - no one dares to lay a single finger on them - it’s actually something he did good and he is super proud of it
• since he can’t go outside with his family (after all he’s a wanted criminal), family days usually happen indoors - his favorite are movie days because it doesn’t involve much action and he doesn’t need to entertain his children the whole time, plus he can sling an arm around his s/o and keep her close

Todoroki Shouto

• his favorite sight is his wife with their little daughter in her arms, leaning against the kitchen counter when he comes from work
• he’s a very patient dad, trying to do everything right that went wrong during his childhood - unfortunately, he’s not the most strict parent out there and his daughter has him wrapped around her tiny little finger - he feels bad for his wife always playing the bad parent, but for his life’s sake, he can’t resist his daughters puppy eyes
• every time she leaves Todoroki and the kids (eventually they’ll have more) alone at home, she comes back with the house being a total mess and all of them sleeping on the living room floor with a peaceful smile resting on their faces - even though she enjoys this sight, she’ll definitely scold her husband afterwards

Rejection hurts like a mother fucker

Pairing: Steve x stark!reader

Word count: 1,270

Plot: Steve has a crush on the reader who happens to be Tony’s daughter but she doesn’t give him the time of day because of what happened between him and her dad. Tony ends up stepping in and has a talk with the reader when he noticed Steve’s depressed state because his daughter rejected him.

A/n the reader is a total bitch in this. I still have writers block for my Clint fic so I’m accepting drabble request for the avengers and hemlock grove so if you have a request send it it. You can also choose from this list but you have to add ‘from romanogers drabble list’

When Steve first laid his eyes on you he knew he was in trouble. You were the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen since Peggy. The only problem with him liking you was the fact that you were Tony Starks daughter. Yes him and tony worked out their differences after everything that happened in Siberia, but he knew tony would have a problem with him dating his only child. Steve was ok with keeping his feelings to himself but the team didn’t like it and they kept pressuring him to ask you out.

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Submission: Vaguely reverse-related Fluffy Feels?

I just want to say thank you because I love Kurama so much! With his sticky-fingered, child-snatching, emu-papa ways! It makes me imagine aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of Konoha’s grumpy old men as emu papas. I mean, you’ve kind of done Genma? but-



Tobirama does it accidentally on purpose. He’s walking through town, sees baby Oro and is like “this one looks like a snake!” *squeezes* “And it hisses!” *tucks Oro under his arm and walks off with Oro’s parents blinking vaguely off to one side.* No one is quite sure how he adopted Uchiha Kagami? but even Izuna has given up on objecting so they just… let it go. Then 9 year old Kagami convinces him to get a Shiranui because their Little Snake needs help with his poisons and suddenly there are three. And… what do you think of that Maito, dad? She looks pretty cool, right? And I think she’s lonely. (Four.)

A group of kids decide to adopt Hokage!Madara together. They take care of him but he’s in denial. No! They are not his kids! And he will stab you in the eye if you call them that but don’t you dare complain about his precious little babies. Don’t report them for ANYTHING. That’s a one-way ticket to escorting the most boring merchants ever to the ass-end of Tea Country for THREE YEARS! gdi I COMPLAINED ONE TIME, OKAY?!?! ONCE@ ABOUT the NOISE!

(And Kagami should totally be his! He’s an Uchiha, dammit, that’s not FAIR! *grumpy angst-pouting*)

Then Tobi’s kids and Madara’s kids decide their dads are probably lonely and start trying to set them up with other people but one dad keeps accidentally sabotaging the other’s dates and vice versa until the kids hit on the idea!! TWO dads!! Are better than ONE!! And they get their Dads together!

And, because he’s an asshole, Hiruzen covers Kagami’s eyes for the First Kiss of Success but that’s okay because Kagami has the Pointy Elbows of Epic Dooooom! and he knows how to use them.



-I don’t want this to come off as a demand or a complaint because that’s not what I mean it’s just. Feels. Kurama and reverse give me all the feels. >.> Even when they aren’t really about Kurama and reverse. So, <3 Thank you! You are inspiring.

Overwatch: Sleeping Habit Headcanons Edition
  • Genji: Technically, he doesn't need to sleep, but he tries anyway while he's recharging because it makes him feel more human.
  • Mccree: Spread eagle, face down in the middle of the bed.
  • Pharah: She curls up like a weird cat and makes tiny little snores. She's still not used to comfortable beds after her time in the military.
  • Reaper: He doesn't sleep. He just broods.
  • Soldier 76: The worst dad snores you have ever heard. He wears a little frilly eye cover & tucks his hands under his head.
  • Tracer: She's totally still, but she twitches occasionally. She has trouble getting to sleep and has really vivid and horrifying dreams of alternate timelines. She doesn't like talking about them.
  • Bastion: It's designed for field operations away from a supply network, and can function for up to three months without refueling.
  • Hanzo: Constant bags under his eyes from brooding late at night too much. He talks in his sleep, and can't get to sleep without a stiff drink.
  • Junkrat: dude requires surprisingly little sleep to function. He's always the first to wake up and put some coffee on.
  • Mei: Cryo-sleep did something weird to her brain. She has to take ten kinds of pills to stay awake, otherwise she falls asleep at the drop of a hat and makes the tiniest little snores.
  • Torbjorn: 10:30pm to 6:45am everyday. On Saturdays, he sleeps in until 7:00 am.
  • Widowmaker: Due to her slowed metabolism, she only requires one third the amount of sleep as a normal human. Tracer swears she's mentioned her old husband in her sleep, but no one believes it.
  • D.va: Usually stays up way too late streaming, and s76 has to bang on her door to wake her up.
  • Reinhardt: You don't get to be this healthy at 61 without a regular and healthy sleep schedule. ten forty five pm to nine am every night.
  • Roadhog: Sleeps in very late. Has very tiny adorable snores and a ton of fluffy pillows on his extremely soft and comfortable bed.
  • Winston: Normally, a gorilla requires approximately 14 hours of sleep a day, and Winston's brain uses energy even faster than normal. He's usually sleeping when not on duty.
  • Zarya: Very light sleeper. Sleeps precisely six hours a night.
  • Lucio: Dude drink way too much caffeine and sleeps when the crash hits after the party.
  • Mercy: Her enhanced body only requires about four hours of sleep a night, but she gets a regular seven hours of sleep a night.
  • Symmetra: A healthy mind starts with a well balanced sleep regimen. Symmetra sleeps behind a locked door from 9:30pm to 7:00am. She wears to same brand of sleep mask as s76.
  • Zenyatta: n/a, he stays up late and gives advice to people who have trouble sleeping. If there's no one, he looks out at space.
Ninjago Minifigure descriptions

the lego fb page released images of minifigs with descriptions to each, including new tidbits about the movie!

Volcano Garmadon: What do you get the villain that has everything? Volcano pajamas, of course.

Master Wu: He believes everything is about balance. Consider this piece of his powerful wisdom: “You can win the battle on the outside but lose the battle on the inside.”

Spinjitzu Training Nya: She’s always training to get her fancy footwork just right to unleash her true water ninja potential.

Lloyd Garmadon (hoodie): The son of the warlord Garmadon and secretly the Green Ninja? And you thought your teen years were difficult.

Sushi Chef: He’s the best in the business. His sushi is as fresh as his crazy knife skills.

Misako: Lloyd’s protective mom is all about hard work. She’ll work three jobs, battle an evil warlord, and still cook a mean waffle.

Jay Walker: He never dreamed he’d leave the outskirts of Ninjago to become the awesome, but very questionably dressed, blue ninja.

Shark Army Great White: After failing to take control of Ninjago for Garmadon he was literally shot from a volcano. Not even scorching magma will get in his way.

Shark Army General #1: This general is facing some real pressure. Seriously, if she doesn’t secure Ninjago for Garmadon, he’s going to sire her from a volcano.

Gong and Guitar Rocker: Even ninjas need a sweet anthem courtesy of a totally rad rocker: “We built this city, we built this city on rock and GONG!”

N-POP Girl: The Ninjago Pop music revolution has just begun. Meet your colorful dance leader.

Lloyd: The Green Ninja (aka The Chosen One) is honor bound to protect Ninjago. Even from his own father, Garmadon.

Garmadon: Four arms, red eyes, rides a giant robot shark. Clearly, he’s the coolest evil warlord ever.

Flashback Garmadon: While taking a break from his usual villainy, he loves to rock a classic dad ensemble. Cool shades included.

Kai Kendo: His Kendo gear perfectly illustrates the ninja of fire’s most important rule of fire ninjaing: safety first.

GPL Tech: At Garmadon Propulsion Laboratories (GPL) this brainiac is cooking up a wicked treat for the warlord himself.

/shark Army Angler: Is it a bird? A plane? No it’s a super sneaky Angler. Don’t underestimate the powers of misdirection this Shark Army member possesses.

Cole: He may seem too cool for school, but really he’s the super grounded ninja of earth who loves music so much even his subwoofers have woofers.

Zane: When he’s not fighting evil as the ice ninja, he focuses on his studies. He predicts that the ninja team has a 87.6666(repeating) chance of beating Garmadon.

Shark Army Octopus: Nicknamed “Four Eyes” by his boss Garmadon, this warrior loves to spred support for man in charge. He’s even known to add Garmadon to priceless artwork.