he thinks hes such hot shit

bucketofbarnes  asked:

What are your Shiro thoughts Tipsy Toaster? Not even a specific scenario, I just want to know what your Tipsy Mind thinks of when thinking of Shiro (want to know how crazy they might be....)

I mean probably the same as Sober Toaster?

God he’s pretty.  Like, how dare he??

But he’s also So Good????

But also such a shit???  God how obnoxious would he be?  Like first level is ‘oh I’m perfect at everything like objectively’ and then it’s like alright you’re a fucker but whatever you probably can’t help it.  Then next step is ‘I’m not perfect at X Y and Z but I cover it up by being really good at A and B so no one sees the fact that I think peanut butter is a reasonable dinner’, and then after THAT it’s ‘Oh also I’m just, like, hideously extra.  I can quote entire episodes of Star Trek.  I do parkour stunts at literally every opportunity.  Let me show you these dance moves no I’m not doing it to show off’

I also feel like…. like

You know that feeling when you’re rubbing a dog’s head, and you put your hands under their muzzle and then lean into it and close their eyes?  And it’s kinda heavy but not really, you’re just holding up the weight of their head, but there’s also the weight of the TRUST because this dog is lettin gyou hold their head up because they love you??

I feel like that’s what Shiro’s like.  I mean, literally, I think you could put your hands on his chin while he was out of it and he’d lean in and it’d be precious, but also that sensation.  Metaphorically.  He trusts you and it’s lovely and sweet.

IDK I have Feelings

toxotescrotus  asked:

Michael/Ryan, fahc, heat. ;) (if you have time)

(i see your winky face. and i didn’t go along with what you probably had in mind)

“I think Geoff put it best when he said it’s “hot as dicks”.”

Michael mumbles as he lays sprawled across the floor, laying in front of one of the many fans they’ve gathered into the penthouse to combat this mother of all heat waves strolling through Los Santos. No one was safe. Not even infamous criminals.

Ryan chuckles next to him, laying across the floor in the other direction. So only there heads were close to each other. “That does sound like something Geoff would say.”

“Ryan, if I die from this heat, don’t let Gavin take any of my shit. The rest of you can divide it amongst yourselves.”

Ryan chuckles again. “I think I can manage that. If I die, you can have the mask.”

Michael blinks, sitting up to look at Ryan in the face, eyebrows furrowed slightly. “Wait, do you mean that?”

Ryan just shrugs, smiling. “Sure why not.”

Michael gives him a big smile, laying back down on the floor. “Is this your way of saying you like me?”

“No. You’re just the one most likely to be able to defeat my ghost who is going to be haunting it.”

Michael blinks and then laughs, loud and bright and Ryan can’t help but laugh in return. “Ryan, you’re really fucking creepy.”

“Thank you. And yes, to answer your question. It is my way of saying I like you. A least a little more than the others.”

“Ryan I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.”

send me a word and a character and i’ll write a short ficlet

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aurielity  asked:

Eren as the cute waterbending son of the leader of one of the water tribes and Armin as this cute but badass fire bender who happens to go by the alias "wildfire" au

Shit son, I would’ve switched the bender types, but now that I think of it, that’s kind of brilliant.

Eren’s like one of those guys who wants to impress his village, but then this firebender strolls in and he thinks he’s hot shit, no pun intended, cuz they’re on a fucking iceberg, but Armin’s like shit son, nah.


Kicks his ass into his igloo.

Eren is intrigued.

Bada boom, bada bing, get that special engagement ring.

uh.

necklace.

fuck, i ruined the rhyme…

casual reminder that

at the banquet

Victor stalked followed Yuuri with his gaze

his very focused

curious gaze…

ALL

FREAKING

NIGHT

LONG

best things about the summer palace

  • damen and laurent laughing together 
  • damen thinking about what he would show laurent 
  • damen wanting to take him swimming, to the library
  • damen thinking of setting up a silk tent for him, veretian style, so his skin would not burn.
  • laurent laughing 
  • laurent picking up a flower and tucking it into damen’s hair and damen doing the same 
  • damen calling the gardens his mother planted “ours” 
  • laurent pouring hot water all over himself to turn damen on like the piece of shit he is 
  • laurent laughing after pouring icy, cold water on damen. 
  • damen throwing a towel on laurent’s head and watching him emerge from it with his hair mussed
  • laurent laughing
  • damen talking about his capture, his brother 
  • laurent laughing
  • laurent thinking about taking damen to see the place where auguste is buried
  • laurent and damen being utterly, perfectly happy.
YURI!!! ON ICE EPISODE 7

So let’s think again about this wonderful rollercoaster we got tonight 

at first we see yuri and he’s nervous AF like for real 

(notice victor in the background? he’s so in love

Victor then tells him to get some rest (and of course he’ll be there too because they’re in fucking love and shit) 

meanwhile the cute and innocent Guang-Hong Ji performs and looks majestic AF. like some cute lil’ fairy 

his performance is about some mafia and gangsta shit and he thinks about his backstory all the time, Georgi can be seen playing an enemy in his mind and then - tam tam tam - his character meets “old friends” and whom does he picture? g u e s s 

FUCKING RIGHT 

LEO DE LA IGLESIA, hot Mr. USA with even hotter eyebrows! that boy’s the shit and Guang-Hong fucking knows this! (they are so together) 

he finishes and is surrounded by loads of teddy bears bc he’s smol and has to be protected (i bet the one he’s holding is from LEO)

he’s kinda pissed and wants to quit social media but pls child do yourself and us a favor and keep your instagram updatet (cute pics w/Leo pls) 

Guang-Hongs performance drives yuri even more insane, he’s a fucking wrack, he can’t handle himself. and he still hasn’t got any sleep (just like me right now) 

victor HAS TO STEP in 

next one to perform is phichit and he’s glorious as ever, he shines and everyone is bewitched - the world (and myself) loves him 

after phichit we see Christophe, who - as usual - jerks off at the end of his performance, I guess he loves nothing more than himself and the attention he gets (but I guess he wouldn’t turn down victors ass) 

(here he’s releasing himself) 

BUT 

Christophe’s performance gave us some major throwback to a flowercrown goddess named victor who looks a fucking lot like Lana Del Rey (or should I say: Lana Del GAY) for some reason 

During this time victor took yuri to a parking lot (??) to calm him down 

where he - for some unknown reason - can still hear the cheering of the fans

I mean it’s a parking lot, it shouldn’t be that near? 

he looks wasted. he looks like he popped too much molly the night before 

I feel sorry for him 

some prep talk down in the parking lot 

I think this looks a lot like a soon to be kiss scene 

but then we’re interrupted by Phichit and his score and the USA hottie called Leo 

because now is his fucking time to shine (you’d think) 

but no, back to the gays 

victor came up with a plan to motivate yuri but it backfires .. kinda 

he still thinks he did the right thing (maybe he did?)

no bebe pls 

he’s kinda hating himself right now 

victor’s not prepared for what’s coming

all I see is a baby that has to be protected at all costs (and needs to be comforted by his one true love and mentor victor)

but NO with all this drama going on we missed Leo’s performance (which was fucking hot obvi bc he’s super hot and his boyfriend’s cute af so what the fuck went wrong?) 

he looks so disappointed. Guang-Hong should cheer him up ASAP 

then Georgi pulls off another emo performance which is so obvi about his ex that she fucking leaves the room (me too girl, me too) and then he gets even more emo. his thoughts during that performance gave me the creeps 

the two bfs enter the scene, they look kinda down like they had a huge fight 

pls make up in a special way, pretty pleeease 

a rare yurio appears, checks his instagram and realizes that he missed the oh-so-important kür, ooooops (I guess)

a good bf is there to watch his SO

he catches his (used) tissue, in medieval times that would be considered immense flirting y’know 

oh my 

he let it fall on purpose to do the HAIR THINGY i’m dead

he looks ready to fight and to cheer for his better half 

and yuri nails it, he’s so good and he looks more gorgeous THAN EVER! Nobody expected him to be that sexy and badass and perf and victor is there like “It’s all mine” 

“Look at my hot ass boyfriend, can’t wait to get that ass into my bed tonight”

then he does some extravagant shit and some really daring turns and twists and combinations that even victor didn’t do at the end of a performance 

he surprises everyone, but victor the most 

how?

HOW??? 

and then there’s yurio sitting in front of the TV and is like 

“I’m kinda pissed but also impressed” 

then yuri finishes 

and he stands there and waits for a sign from victor; approval, happiness, anger 

but he just 

runs

at first he’s confused bc his mentor fucking runs but then he gets the message and 

starts to ice skate into victors direction 

he thinks he did finde and that victor is satisfied with his performance 

but then 

victor shows him that didn’t just fine 

He did GREAT and therefore deserves a fucking kiss in front of fucking everyone because they are gay AF and they’re not afraid to show it 

everyone on the bleachers was like O_o 

this is the look of love the look of pure admiration and they just love eachother so deeply, they care for eachother so much and make eachother so happy and they need to be together. they bring out the best in eachother, they’re so pure and need to be protected 

after this glorious kiss the show had to go on and the champ was - tam tam tam - 

Phichit!!!!! and he deserved it (in my opinion)

I’d even say Yuri wasn’t disappointed because he had other things on his mind in that moment, *sigh*

there was only one person who was not fucking happy about the kiss and all the love 

smol and angry kitten yurio sat in front of the TV and promised himself to get revenge (and I’m really excited to see that tbh) 

but he’ll be met by the cloud of love that surrounds victor and yuri and will be immediately a fluffy smol kitten with no anger left 

this love should surround the world and everyone deserves to be happy and I’m fucking happy and I love them, bye 

what I want for EP VIII is this:

A new female character. She’s hot, funny, smart, cool, a fanboi’s dream. She and Poe obviously have history. They are at ease with one another, hug a lot, have inside jokes, each other, the fanbois are appeased. It seems like Poe is indeed a hetero dude™.

Meanwhile, Finn eyes the both of them with what an observant audience member easily identifies as jealousy. Somewhere in the second half of the movie he approaches hot new female character and says something like ‘Yeah, I’m really happy for Poe and you. He’s a really nice dude and deserves someone as hot, funny, smart and cool as you.’ He turns to leave. The fanbois rejoice. The gay has been defeated.

Then we hear her answer: “Waaaaat, no buddy, Poe is gay as shit.”

The dudebros stop breathing.

“And I also think he has the hots for you”

Some start whimpering silently.

“And btw, I’m a lesbian.”

Dead silence in the movie theatre. There is no hope left for the dudebros. It has been crushed by the merciless gay agenda. Somewhere in the distance Rey whoops Kylo’s emo ass into the next galaxy.

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Negan in Every Episode» The Cell
See that guy? He hustles. I like hustle. But believe it or not, things weren’t always cool between us. See, D here. He worked for points, him and his super hot wife and her super hot sister. But, see, sis. She needed meds. And that shit is hard to scavenge, so it cost more. Sis fell behind on points, so I asked her to marry me. Told her I would take care of her in sickness and in health, blah blah blah, because I am a stand-up guy. She tells me that she’s gonna think about it. Next thing you know, I’m dealing with an orange situation. Dwighty boy here stole all the medication and took off with his super hot wife and my super hot maybe soon-to-be fiancée. So I had to send my guys after him. Because I can’t let something like that stand. There are rules. Cost me an arm and a leg going after him. And you know what. Dwighty boy? He still got away. But here’s the thing. D. He saw the light. He manned up. He came back. He asked for my forgiveness. I like that. Made me take notice. But Lucille. Well you know how she is. She is a stickler for the rules. So, Dwight he begged me not to kill Sherry, which I thought was kind of cute, so I was just gonna kill him. But then Sherry says that she will marry me if I let Dwight live, which, if you think about it, that’s a pretty screwed-up deal, ‘cause I was gonna marry her sister until she wound up dead, but Sherry is super hot. Anyways, it was a start. But it wasn’t enough. So Dwight he got the iron. And then I married his super hot wife. Ex-wife. And then after all that, he still got on board. And now look at him. Pow! One of my top guys. And we are totally cool. The point being, I think you can be that guy. I think you are ready to be that guy.

  • Johnny, whispering in Ponyboy's ear: Tell Dally I think he's cute.
  • Ponyboy, whispering in Sodapop's ear: Tell Dally Johnny thinks he's hot.
  • Sodapop, whispering in Steve's ear: Tell Dally that Ponyboy said that Johnny wants to bang him.
  • Steve, at the top of his lungs: DALLY, HOLY SHIT.

Dating Jackson or Boyfriend!Jackson

  • hoW DO I EVEN BEGIN OOKAY
  • JACKSON IS A COCKY LITTLE SHIT MAN 
  • 67% of the time he would remind you how lucky you are to have SUCH handsome boyfriend 
  • Baby, you are sooo lucky to have me, like look at me ….. im so hot man” “LMAOOO  ok jackson”
  • SMUG ASS SMIRKS 
  • this boy will NOT hold back maN IM SO DONE W HIM 
  • like he would be so into PDA because you’re his girl and he loves to show you off
  • hand holding
  • waist holding 
  • thigh holding 
  • BASICALLY ANYTHING HOLDING BECAUSE THIS BOY WILL KEEP HIS HANDS ON YOU 25/8 
  • calling you princess because he thinks its hella cute 
  • BACK HUGS
  • THIS BOY WILL NOT HOLD BACK HE WILL WRAP HIS ARMS ALL AROUND YOU 
  • ESPECIALLY AROUND THE BOYS BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN BAMBAM IS SO FUCKING TOUCHYYYYY 
  • late night walks around Han River 
  • OR HAN LIVER AS YOUNGJAE LIKES TO CALL IT 
  • organic everything 
  • datesssssssssssssssssssssssss 
  • this boy will love to take you out 
  • whether it be to the park, the liver ;) or freaking walmart he would love to take you out
  • not to mention hi$$$ daddy vibe  
  • he would spoil you so much 
  • like whether it be with organic toothpaste or random chinese food being delivered to your apartment he would ALWAYS make sure you had everything you needed even if you didn’t need it 
  • over 400 key chains because he saw one this time in japan that reminded him of you so now every time he sees something that reminds him of you he buys it 
  • cuddles <3 
  • bro jackson IS LIL BABY LIKE DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS 
  • he would love to be the little spoon half of the time because he loves the way he feels in between your thighs and loves the way you caress his face and hair
  • most of the time falling asleep with his arms tightly wrapped around your waist and thighs with soft snore calmly leaving his mouth 
  • waking up to messy bed hair jackson 
  • OKAY ONE MORE TIME WAKING UP TO MESSY BED HAIR JACKSON CJDNWFUNHWEJ
  • soft little pecks all over your face and lips
  • alot of kisses 
  • THIS BOY WILL NEVER KEEP HIS LIPS OFF YOU  
  • corny ass jokes 
  • hey babe why dont they play poker in the jungle” “ugh jack-” “BECAUSE THERE ARE TO MANY CHEETAHS” 
  • obnoxiously laughs way to hard at his joke 
  • but lets get serious for a sec 
  • sex with jackson wang 
  • oh my goodness this boy would work you up so good!!!
  • kissing you in the right places 
  • marking you up so good that not even kat von d’s lock it foundation could cover you up 
  • trails of back scratches leading down his back 
  • small whimpers leaving you mouth as he rocks you back and forth 
  • ride me baby 
  • doNT EVEN GET ME STARTED 
  • THIGH RIDING JACKSON WOULD BE SO GOOD 
  • just imagine yourself grinding back and forth as he kisses your neck hitting your sweet spot every time 
  • VANILLA JACKSON???? NAHHHHHHH
  • this boy would make your time worth wild 
  • but of course on special nights he would passionately make sweet love to you savoring each and every feature of you’re body  
  • but of course your efforts would not go unnoticed 
  • there would be those nights where you pleased jackson 
  • taking him whole in your mouth  
  • trailing kisses up his body reaching his collar bone and sucking heavily on them 
  • round 2 in the shower 
  • cuddles until early hours 
  • getting up just to see the sunrise in just one of his shirts 
  • its so beautiful” 
  • “not as beautiful as you” 
  • teasing 
  • play fighting 
  • WENG JAKSEN 
  • markson like 24/7
  • “i love you jackson” 
  • “i love you too mark” 
  • jackson being more in love w mark rather than w you
  • daddy af 
  • OOKKK IM DONE 

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Hey guys so this is my send got7 bf blurb type of thing since you guys gave me over 130+ on the mark one but yeah let me know if you like it ~ OH AND GOT7S COMEBACK GOT ME FUCCCCCCD UP MAN HELLPPPPP

         ~ ERICAAAAAAA <3

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Robron OTP Meme → [1/7] Scenes

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“Dammit why is Sangwoo so hot?! He’s fucking EVIL!”

Because Koogi is a damn genius!!! We all expect abusers to look like monsters but in reality…..they’re people. They could be the nicest person in public and a fucking nightmare alone. They could be so damn drop-dead gorgeous but that doesn’t mean the relationship is as beautiful as their looks. Abusers are people. This whole “oh, but he’s so hot” shit is what Sangwoo conveys. We have these moments where he looks so fucking hot, and we find ourself thinking “Sangwoo you gorgeous piece of ass yes!” for a split second, and we forget that he is a fucking piece of shit. This constant battle between his looks and his abusive personality is what we deal with every time we come into contact with him.

Bravo, Koogi, for conveying what a person living with an abuser goes through every single day. Bravo

do you ever think about how much Isak must’ve thought about Even after that first eye locking moment, tho? about how it was probably not that excessive, not that often, considering he didn’t know who he was or what he did and had never seen him before. like, it’s obvious they clicked from the get go, and they gravitated towards each other since second one, but unlike Even, who’d been eyeing Isak for ages before that first eye exchange moment, Isak probably just… acknowledged a hot guy? like, yeah, fuck, he’s handsome, shit you’ve been caught staring, move on. and then that was it.

but then all of sudden, he just knows he’s there? and he exists? and holy shit he’s beautiful. and the hottie just keeps showing up in all those places at school where Isak had never seen him before, and he just can’t unsee him. he’s not used to this? because yeah he’s been admiring guys from afar for a while now, but he never let himself linger too long or think too much, lest it lead him to answers he’s not ready to find. and hottie over there with the nice eyes and nice hair should not catch his eye as much as he does.

do you ever think about how utterly confused and troubled his mind must’ve been each time Even ever so slightly seemed to turn in his direction/look his way? (because you know that happened more times than we were able to see) like, mild panic attacks. shit is he looking at me? is it someone behind me? why is he suddenly everywhere? why does he always seem to look my way? am I paranoid yet?

do you ever think about how all of those emotions repeat themselves through the whole season: Isak being confused, ecstatic and selling himself short all at once? and then instead of stabilizing himself he learns that maybe stability is not the way at all? and it’s great to keep being himself, in every way, really, and that means keeping and comprehending all of that mess of emotions as well as someone else’s?

because I think about this a lot and I had to share it. I’m sorry. goodbye.

Hamilton High School Sports AU

-Alexander is a volley ball and track person.
-it helps him take out aggression by hitting the ball smack down onto the other team’s floor.
-running helps him push himself which he loves .
-John Laurens is a swimmer and baseball player.
-amazing at batting, not so good in the field.
-Lafayette is a cheerleader (for Hercules only).
-he’s so freaking cheerful all the time Jesus Christ the other cheerleaders are angry at how peppy he is.
-he smiles during arguements with the others and laughs when the other cheer teams insult him.
-Hercules walks up like “you talking bullcrap about my cheetleader?”
-they back off immediately.
-Thomas Jefferson is in track and basketball.
-Hamilton and Jefferson run against each other and then get super hot and sweaty afterwards.
- “shit Thomas looks hot” “oh no im gay” “damn” “HEY THOMAS ILL RACE YOU DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE I THINK YOURE HOT WHEN YOU FINISH”.
-they fight over the court because practice times get mixed up.
-Alex spikes the ball at Thomas.
-Thomas chucks the basketball at them when they’ve been going back and forth with no mistakes.
-or he puts the volley ball somewhere really high up.
-Hercules is in field events and football
-PEGGY THE SOCCER PLAYER AND CHEERLEADER HELL YESSSSSSSSS!
-eliza is a volley ball gal and damn she is so good at saving the ball from hitting the floor.
-her and hammy exchange tips and practice together on weekends.
-Thomas gets jealous and tries to learn how to play once.
-ONCE.
-he got caught by Alex and was made fun of it for the rest of eternity.
-Angelica would SO be a basketball player like damn.
-she would school all the boys including Thomas.
-Aaron Burr does track but he never does sprinting because he prefers to pace himself and is always slow and it pisses Alexander off SO. F#CKING. MUCH.
-George Washingmachine is the ref for almost everything. Super fair and nice as well.
-King George is the other ref and is a huge d!ck. Super unfair. Nobody likes him.
-Lafayette wanted to do almost all the sports but Washingmachine had to tell him to tone it down because he was just such a cinnamon roll and didn’t realize he would break down from stress and exhaustion.
-James dabbles in some field events but mostly doesn’t do a lot because of his asthma.
-An amazing tutor for people that want to do sports and excersize tho.
- “Just breath and relax.”
- holds a yoga class outside of school. Aaron, Eliza, and Thomas all attend.
-Maria is the best and most beautiful softball player this world has ever seen and damn right she dabbles in hockey and swimming.
-she and John talk about swimming techniques all the time.
-she also teaches Lafayette how to play hockey without falling or looking like a doof.
-Hercules secretly watches and giggles when his bf makes a shot in and cheers about it for the next 2 minutes.
-Hamilton gets excited after his school wins the track regionals or something
-he kisses Thomas like a lot and then quickly runs away but Thomas catches up
- “we should win more often, I could use more of that hamilton~”
- they all go to the gym together or get ice cream together and talk about cheat days, Washingmachine and how nice he is, King George and how much of an @ss he is, and Charles Lee who is a stubborn piece of crap.

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