Summary: Midnight strikes, officially marking Bucky’s 100th birthday. You surprise the super-soldier with a small treat and a gift that has potential to change everything.
ending the last few hours of the day by wishing a happy 100th to our sweet plum, bucky barnes!
A/N: i wrote this in 7 minutes (i timed myself, hurrah) so it’s an incoherent mess. i’ll probably delete this sometime next week xx
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
Bucky leans against the headboard of his bed, bringing the covers closer to his body before crossing his arms against his chest. He watches as the second hand of the clock make its way around, hypnotically ticking away.
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
In a few minutes, he’ll be 100-years-old, and it baffles him that he’s been on this planet for a century. He’s outlived his parents, his contemporaries, and everything he considered to be home. His age isn’t something he’s too keen on, especially since he’s spent over half of those “one hundred years of life” as a brainwashed weapon for a terrorist organization.
Birthdays are still a weird concept, and he prefers to not make a big deal out of them. He’s requested his teammates to treat it like any other day, and he doesn’t want any special attention. Lucky for him, the Avengers members with a flare for surprises and events are on a mission, and hopefully the rest of the team will oblige to his request.
What do you think of JARVIS? Can he get inside your arm? Has he ever done so? Are you ever concerned about him taking over the world?
i like jarvis. hes everything nickel science fiction novels promised back when i was a kid.
jarvis–and anyone else for that matter–cant get inside my arm because my arm has no ability to transmit or receive data, except for an internal data port under the armor plates which has to be accessed with a unique cable. so if you can get at it and you have the necessary equipment you can mess with my arm, but it’s impossible to hack while im out doing stuff.
not that tony or i told anyone that for the first few months. i managed to knock steves glass out of his hands four times, throw things at clint six times, and smack sam upside the head twice before they realized that my arm was not being remotely controlled by ‘the evil Dr Dextrous.’
im not concerned about jarvis taking over the world because probably hed be a lot better at keeping things running smoothly that current management. jarvis has managed to keep tony stark mostly alive without actually having hands for like. several decades now. which probably qualifies him for sainthood, or at least a really nice retirement package. i figure after all that chaos managing a few billion non-geniuses without access to flying tanks is basically a cakewalk.
but since jarvis has more sense than–well. basically any avenger–he knows that taking over the world would be way more stress than its worth.
jarvis is smart like that.
An anon requested Tony faking his death and then coming back for Infinity War. I dont know if this is exactly what you wanted anon, but here it is!
Warnings: Super angsty, mentions of suicide (but no actual suicide).
This was hard to write, first part is hard to read. (3400 words)
Tony couldn’t pinpoint the moment he decided to die.
It was definitely sometime after Ultron though.
Sometime after that horrible AI had tried to take over everything, sometime after he and Thor literally put their lives on the line to try and save Sokovia and consequently the world. It was sometime after Pietro had died and Wanda had come home with them, broken and hurting and only a shell of herself after losing her brother. Sometime after JARVIS had…had…gone, and Vision had appeared.
And sometime after Steve had kissed him.
It hadn’t been a big deal, that first kiss–or at least it hadn’t started as a big deal.
Sometime post-Ultron and Steve had stormed into the lab and shoved Tony up against a wall and snapped that sometimes Tony made him “so angry” and that the resulting fallout from Sokovia was going to “change the entire world and not for the better” and that maybe the next time Tony “created a goddamn experiment” he could make sure it didn’t have a will of it’s own.
And then Steve had wrapped his arms around Tony and whispered that maybe next time Tony could “sit aside and let someone Steve didn’t care about so much offer his life in exchange for civilians”. And maybe next time Tony could be “a little less reckless”. And maybe next time Tony could—
But Steve hadn’t finished that sentence, because he had just kissed Tony instead. Just a short one- firm and no nonsense, just like the man himself.
Then he had made this soft desperate sound and dragged one hand through Tony’s hair and tilted his head back and kissed him again–and this time Tony’s knees were weak before they finally parted.
seokjin would be sweet and romantic. he would invite you over to his place, as he did many times before, and suggest for you to make dinner together. you would have a lot of fun, throwing food at each other and smudging ketchup all over your faces. as you would laugh cheerfully at the sight of his hair full of red sauce, he would suddenly become serious. you would wander what’s going on, when he confessed his feelings honestly, waiting for your answer. once you admitted on liking him back, he would become super happy, wrapping his arms carefully around your waist and kissing you softly on your lips.
let’s be honest here; this boy would do it with swag. you would hang out on an evening after a long and tiring day for the both of you. he would tell you about his sleepiness, adding casually “maybe we should date, so i wouldn’t have to sleep alone.” yeah…swag. or at least he would pretend to be cool. deep down in his heart, he would be very unsure about your reaction but if you agreed, he would smile a little and probably take a nap with you.
hoseok would act as he always does, maybe a little bit merrier and loud than usual. he would take you out into an amusement park, taking you on slow or romantic rides, but would ruin the atmosphere by making silly jokes, making you laugh out loud. when you decided to leave, you would complain about it being too short with you having so much fun. he would smile at you widely, saying “if we dated, we could do more fun things like this.” “what do you mean” you would ask confused, before we gave you his answer: “will you be my girlfriend?”
i can imagine namjoon being very classic about the whole situation. he would take you out for a walk around the park maybe, chatting and listening to everything you had to say. then you would come to the end of the road and you’d suggest to go back, but his hand would stop you. after clearing his throat, he would simply confess his feelings, and ending his speech with the cliche “would you be my girlfriend?” once you said yes, he would smile widely, showing off his cute dimples and take you back home, hand in hand.
this mochi would be so shy about it. not really knowing how to confess his feelings to someone, he would think of some alternative way without telling you directly. i can imagine him pretending to find a piece of paper on the ground, you would curiously ask what it is and he would hand it over to you, acting like he didn’t care. on that piece of paper would be written: ‘become jimin’s a) girlfriend b) a c) both of the above’. he would wait for you to cross your answer with worry in his eyes and blush across his face but would smile happily once he saw you choosing c, holding your hand and kissing you sweetly.
tae would be very random about it; he wouldn’t have it prepared at all. he would probably sit with you on a bench in a park and you would slightly complain about all those couples passing you, sighing about still being single. he would just randomly react with “we could date, so you wouldn’t feel so down.” once you agreed, he would continue in your previous conversation, smiling wider and more cheerfully then before. then we would suddenly ask: “are we dating now?” as you confirmed his words, he would lean over to you, kiss you on your cheek before laughing happily.
again, jungkook would be very nervous and shy, but instead would have everything prepared in advance. he would take you out to the cinema, letting you decide the movie. once it was over, he would take you to the shops, buying everything you wanted. when you left with a big stuffed bear in your arms, you would ask him why he’s doing so much for you. he would smile and say: “because i love you, that’s why.” after telling you his prepared speech about how beautiful and amazing you are, he would finally ask you: “will you please go out with me?” once you said yes, he would wrap his arms around you and kiss your forehead gently.
I think what I love most about Laurent and Damen together is that they don’t lose themselves, they become more like themselves instead. They become more like the people they were supposed to be. just because they’ve finally found the person who loves and accepts and sees them for exactly who they are.
Summary: reader and Steve haven’t been intimate in a while but finally get the chance to do just that.
A/N: Just realized this name would have been perfect for a story where the characters have sex with each other for the first time after waiting for a long time. Dammit. Anyway, second time posting smut on this blog, here have some Steve smut. It’s kinda nerve wracking posting this after the last smut I wrote since it was such a big hit. Hope you like this imagine!
Pairing: Steve Rogers x reader
Warning: SMUT, fingering, hand job, cursing, this time: protected intercourse!!! i mean, you do wear a helmet when going to war, right?
Summary: You wanted to go on one final date before finally letting him go.
Word Count: 2926
He looked at you, looked at your radiance, looked at your beaming smile as he complimented your cooking. He looked at you with caring and loving eyes, just not the kind of love that you had thought. He didn’t know when he fell out of love for you, but looking at you now he felt guilty for keeping you at his side when you could be out there looking for someone who could truly love you.
You looked at him, looked at his tired eyes, looked at his forced smile as he complimented your cooking. You looked at him with caring and loving eyes, the kind of love that you wanted him to have. You didn’t know when he fell out of love for you, but looking at him now you felt like you didn’t want to let him go even if he didn’t truly love you.
Nintendo: In Mario Odyssey, Mario can ‘capture’ enemies! But don’t worry, they only get a little dazed afterwards and aren’t hurt! Also you usually can’t capture anyone wearing a hat, so your powers are limited to certain things.
The fucking internet, frothing at the mouth: hes a demon, a body snatcher… gonna take over everything!11! hes gonna possess (X character that wears a hat and thus can’t be captured)!!! theyre all gonna die!!! we have never actually seen gameplay footage of this game and thus have no real understanding of this joke
So if he asks you out, that means he thinks you’re special
He thinks that one day you will get married
He knows that you will
Even with you being so special to him, sometimes he will get caught up in work
He doesn’t mean to, just sometimes he gets caught up in producing a song
Or ideas for lyrics are just going strong that day
Next thing you know, an extra four hours has passed.
He always feels really guilty and would call you right away
“I know it’s late, I’m sorry sweetheart…”
“No, it’s not okay. I’ll take you out somewhere nice tomorrow, okay?”
Sometimes you just wish you spent a little more personal *wink wonk* time together, and you have expressed that to him
So if he isn’t there when you crave him most
He’ll be sure to make up for it later ;)
You’re never really mad about it though
Sometimes just a little disappointed but you know he didn’t mean to lose track of time.
What does make you upset, on the other hand, is when he forgets to take care of himself while getting caught up in work.
Often times you will text or call him in the afternoon and ask him what he’s eaten.
“What do you mean coffee doesn’t count as food Y/N?”
So if you aren’t too busy you’ll grab some food and raid his studio.
Sometime you’ll have to shut off his monitor for a second just to get him away from his computer.
He would getting a little annoyed that you interrupted but that would fade quickly when he saw the worried expression on your face.
He’s honestly so soft and protective of you though.
Like one time you had a bruise on your arm and the first thing he said was,
“Who the hell did that to you?”
He was ready to fiGHT
Though he did feel a little embarrassed after you told him that the perpetrator was a door.
One time he saw one comment of hate against you and for the rest of the day he was clinging on to you and making sure you weren’t upset about it.
“Are you sure you aren’t upset? They were hurtful comments. WHaT dO YOu MEan YoU’Re UsEd To iT?!”
As much as he wants to be strong and protect you all the time, sometimes he needs you to be there for him.
Sometimes work and deadlines gets too stressful
Or his own problems are weighing him down
At times like these, he just wants to put his head in your lap or against your chest so you can just run your fingers through his hair and he can rant about his day, or just fall asleep and forget about his stresses.
Sometimes he gets home really late, and you’ll be in bed asleep already.
But he usually wakes you up by accident, and judging by his tired grumbles, he exhausted and stressed.
He lay down next to you and wrap himself around you.
He would kiss the top of your head as a silent apology for waking you, too tired to really say anything.
Even though he doesn’t have much time for it often, he loves just taking naps, or just having lazy days in bed with you.
Limbs entangled with yours as he just dozes off.
Refusing to let your free
Which becomes a problem when you have to go use the restroom.
This is how he prefers to spend his days off with you.
Sometimes you two will go out for dates.
Usually to a small coffee shop just to relax and get a hot drink.
He doesn’t do it often, but he does like to spoil you from time to time.
Mostly around holidays, and especially on your birthday.
Taking you out to flashy restaurants and giving gifts that you would rather not think about the price without your paycheck crying.
You always ask him how he affords all these things and he just shrugs his shoulders and acts like it’s no big deal.
He yells at you whenever you get him a gift or treat him somewhere and you apologize when it’s not as fancy as what he does for you.
“I don’t want you to think your gifts mean any less to me because they don’t have a big price tag”
“I love everything you give to me baby, stop being so harsh on yourself!”
The genuine way he says everything makes your know he’s being serious.
But he really enjoys staying in bed with you all day the most.
So you’ll wake up with his arms around you on his day off, and you’ll ask if he just wants to stay like this or go out and get coffee.
“I’m not feeling coffee right now baby.”
“But I don’t really want to stay like this…”
You’ll ask him what he wants to do then, but he only murmurs something about having a “few things in mind” before he’s kissing and sucking on your neck.
Yoongi likes to take his time with you, taking in everything he can about you.
Leaving trails of kisses all over you while one article of clothing after another is being removed.
It’s almost torturous but it’s so pleasurable at the sametime.
Slow and sensual is his go-to.
But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like to get rough either.
Scratch, bite, leave his mark all over you.
Fuck you so hard you’re sore after.
He loves to tease you by calling you “Kitten” or “Baby Girl”
I was rewatching “A Date With Markiplier” and going down the first route I did (which got the Chocolate Ending), and I noticed something. I’m not sure whether or not this was intentional, but I think it’s a nice detail.
Dark always acts more serious than Mark, and it’s actually a pretty big sign of Dark’s manipulation. Just listen to the dialogue that both Marks are saying when you have to shoot one of them at the end of the “FREEDOM” video.
Left (Mark):Shoot him! Shoot him now! You don’t have much time. He’s going to kill everybody! …What’re you talk–? Wh-Why are you even debating this?! Shoot him! Shoot him now! He’s Dark, I’m Mark! You have to trust me, not him! He’s a liar! He’s weird, he’s got weird eyes and all that stuff… Don’t trust him at all! Please, shoot him, now!
Right (Dark): Shoot him! Shoot him, now please! Shoot him right now, please. Shoot him. He needs to die. He is Dark, he’s a bad influence. He takes over everything that you ever loved! Please, shoot him right now! Don’t listen to him. He’s a liar. Please shoot him! He is a bad man, and does bad things to good people. You have to trust me…
Mark has said that Dark is a social manipulator, so Dark wants it to seem like he genuinely cares about you by trying to point out how “Dark” is bad and he needs to die, for your safety of course. Dark also seems a lot more… troubled about the situation, I guess you could say. He’s a pretty good actor, but listen to Mark. Even when trying to convince you to shoot someone, he finds it fit to mention that the other is “weird” and “has weird eyes, and all that stuff…” He also actually mentions you in a way other than saying, “Shoot him!”, which I believe shows he’s actually paying attention to you while Dark isn’t. All this seems rather awkward, compared to the relatively charismatic spiel Dark is giving about the other being a truly bad person, at least. It just seems overdone in analyzation. When you look into it, our awkward goofball is rather easy to spot between the pair.
It’s also interesting to note that in this, Mark seems more concerned about the fact Dark’s going to kill others and use you, while Dark is only concerned that you kill Mark so he can take control. When I did this the first time, I was only watching the movements and saw that Dark was on the left before you looked down, and that the Mark on the right (actually Dark) took off the caution tape, which supposedly “Mark” was wearing when he came in (bless Tyler he barely fit into that suit). Thus, I shot the wrong Mark and doomed myself to eternal damnation with the demon Darkiplier.
Also, as stated in one of the charity livestreams, Dark doesn’t have a shadow. The video annotations popped up before I could even fathom to check something like that that, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oops. Sorry, Mark.
I believe there’s enough stuff there for evidence, but under the cut I go through the actions of the Chocolate and Vanilla endings that show these behaviours as well, as well as a brief mention of Markiplier TV. (I didn’t want this post to appear too long). If you’re interested, I will see you under the cut!
You understood. You really did. Youtube was his job, and that meant that he had to spend a lot of time creating product, from videos to merchandise to books. However, Joe was very much so an all-or-nothing person. If he had a week full of work, you were lucky to steal a kiss and 5 minutes of alone time. On the other end of the spectrum, if you were spending a week together he would schedule tweets and spend the entire week fully unplugged. So all was well that ended well.
Most of the time.
Tonight, not so much. You had wanted nothing more than to have a relaxing day in cuddling with your boyfriend, which always ended up as something more by the end of the day. Hell, you were past wanting it. You needed it. And you tried to be understanding like usual while he edited his main channel video. And then the vlog from the past day. And then when he had a 2-hour skype meeting with Caspar about their production company. It didn’t help that he spent the whole day without a top on, and his abs were on full display. You caught yourself staring all day, watching the muscles ripple under his skin. You were patient, no matter how painful it was. But watching him enter the closet at 10:30 to grab his gaming hat practically made you groan.
“You’re filming a gaming video tonight?” You pouted from your spot on the bed.
“Yeah, I’ve gotta get another episode of Outlast II up, it’s been a few days,” he explained, picking out a Sugg Life shirt to throw on for the video.
“You can’t film tomorrow? I’ve hardly seen you today.”
“I know baby, I’m sorry. I just have to film this really quick and then I’ll be back. I’ll make it a short video, 40 minutes tops. I’ll even wait to upload it until tomorrow,” he said, arranging his hat over his hair.
“Alright, that’s fine I guess, as long as you promise to come right to bed when you’re done.”
“Promise,” he smiled, leaning down to give you a kiss before headed to his office.
Once he was out of view, you slipped out of your jeans and shirt, revealing your matching bra and panties – some of Joe’s favorites on you. Let’s just say you’d woken up with a plan for how the day was going to end up. You strolled out into the kitchen, making sure he would get a view of you from the office.
“Do you want a glass of water before you start?” You called, watching him carefully.
“Yes please!” He responded, not looking away from his screen. You poured him a glass before grabbing a post-it note off the counter and scribbling a quick note.
Let’s see how long you can outlast. Gotta film a whole episode tonight, right? Finish before you come to bed Xx
You laughed slightly at your pun, but you knew it would get the message across.
Summary: *REQUESTED* You find out that your boyfriend has been cheating on you and you leave him. Almost a year later, he realizes that he hasn’t quite gotten over you and he tries to get you back.
The last person Johnny expected to see on his business trip was you. He hadn’t seen you in about a year. He hadn’t seen you, heard from you, or anything like that. He heard that you were doing well from one of your mutual friends, but that was all he knew.
So I was working at thrift shop over the summer. It was alright, I more or less worked there cause it was close to home and I knew the manager. One day I came into work and had pride and trans supportive buttons on my bag. (Im trans by the way) and one of the customers starting harresing me about them. One day he was going off on how gay people are taking over everything or some shit and called me a tranny and a faggot. I told my manager and he straight up said. “There is nothing I can do about someone else’s opinion on how you choose to live your life”. I quit that very moment and now people that know me in that neighborhood don’t use that store anymore. It closed down a month ago and relocated.