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Best Of Me - Taehyung Version

Summary: Proposal. Marriage. A year or two then a baby. (But something gets mixed up) THE FLUFFIEST FLUFF YOU’LL EVER READ.

Best Of Me - Series - 3/7

Word Count: 2905

Originally posted by cyyphr

“And the award goes to…” Everyone held their breath, the silence killing them as the presenter for the award carefully opened up the envelope. A smile was on the presenters face, they had to be doing on this purpose, the anticipation was killing the whole crowd. With a deep breath, turning the envelope around, the presenter yelled, “B.T.S!” The crowd erupted into cheers, while the boys did their group hug before walking up onto stage.

You sat amongst the crowd, sitting with other celebrities. Eyes glued on your handsome boyfriend, Taehyung, as he took the stage accepting the award. Dressed in a suit and a bow tie, he looked dashing as ever.

Excitement took over your body as you patiently awaited their acceptance speech as the fans quieted down. But one thing you weren’t expecting tonight was when Taehyung called out your name.

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*Flashback*

“Oh good you’re all here.” Taehyung unlaced his shoes and set them aside by the door. None of the boys paid attention to him as they were too busy scrolling through their phones and lounging on the couches while watching nonsense on TV. “Can we all talk?” His voice came out shaky, his body was trembling but it needed to be done. This seemed to have caught their attention, as Jungkook turned the volume on the TV down and their phones went black.

“What’s up?” Namjoon fiddled with his ear as Taehyung walked in front of them all, like he was giving an important presentation to decide if he passed or failed a class.

With a deep breath yet shaky breath, Taehyung spoke up. “It’s about Y/N.”

“What about her?” Yoongi said right away, without skipping a beat.

“Well,” Taehyung cupped the back of his neck and rubbed it out of nervousness. He gave a faint smile before taking it back, and not showing any emotion.

“Tae we don’t have all day.” An annoyed Yoongi stared at him, he felt the lasers coming out of his eyes and burning holes in his body.

“Right,” Another deep breath was taken, before it finally came out, “I can’t be Y/N’s boyfriend anymore.”

If you dropped a pin the room, it would be the equivalent to the TV sound being at 100.

“You’re not serious, right?” Hoseok was the first one to say something, a little scoff escaping his mouth. When nothing came out of Taehyung’s mouth, Hoseok licked his lips and turned his head to the side, shaking his head. “He’s serious.” He whispered underneath his breath.

“What the fuck Tae?” Namjoon’s angered could be seen by just looking at him. “You’ve been with her for three years, how could you all of a sudden not want to be with her!”

“I’m with Joon on this.” Jungkook chimed in. He was laying on his stomach on the floor, looking up to Taehyung. “There better be a good explanation on why you don’t want to be with her.”

“It better not be the shit explanation of ‘Oh I’m always busy and on tour and schedules’ and blah blah blah.” Jin mocked him, while rolling his eyes and then looking at the younger boy. “Please tell me that wasn’t your explanation.”

The room grew louder as they were talking over one another, and Taehyung hasn’t said a word to them yet. They were defending you, he was expecting that of them. They love you just as much as he loves you.

“Tae why are you breaking up with her?” Jimin’s question brought Taehyung out of his thoughts and back to reality. The room fell silent again, and it was Taehyung’s turn to speak.

Taehyung reached into his pocket to grab the small yet valuable item he picked up today, he didn’t take it out just yet. “I can’t be her boyfriend anymore.” He repeated again, and before the boys could say anything he pulled the item out of his pocket. A black velvet box, and he opened it up to reveal an elegant and simple engagement ring. “Because, I want to be her husband.” He sheepishly grinned as he watched their faces light up.

Hoseok started screaming, as the guys stood on their feet at the speed of light, crowding Taehyung looking at the ring. “Is this what you were doing today?” Jin asked while examining the ring. Taehyung nodded, the nervousness was still with him. He couldn’t believe that this was actually happening.

Namjoon slapped his arm and Taehyung glared at him. “Don’t fucking scare us like that again.” Then Namjoon placed his hand on Taehyung’s bicep and looked down at the ring. “It fits her so well.”

“When are you going to propose?” Even Yoongi was getting soft in this situation.

Taehyung let out a little chuckle before scanning the room as they all locked their eyes on him, waiting for his response. “About that,” his boxy grin was shown, “I’m gonna need all of your guys’ help.”

*End of Flashback*

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Which leads to him standing on stage in front of thousands of people, accepting the biggest award of the night with his 6 best friends next to him. While Namjoon was giving his speech, he patted his jacket to make sure the black box was still in his inside pocket, not wanting to forget the most important thing of the night.

“Thank you all so much!” Namjoon waved to the crowd, while they cheered. The boys all shifted over so Taehyung could make his way to microphone. He looked into the crowd as the cheering got louder, he smiled while looking at the ground for a split second. He then looked back up, licked his lips, and finally found the words to speak.

“Just like Namjoon said, thank you to our fandom: Army, our company, our CEO, and the amount of love we receive from each and every one of you.” He took his mouth away from the mic to hear the crowd, and to think about his next words in a quick break. “I would also like to thank our families who never stopped believing in us, and I would like to thank my wonderful girlfriend of three years, Y/N.” He pointed a finger towards your direction and soon enough, a camera was on you and you were on the big screen with a smile on your face.

“I don’t know what you guys think, but I think she should come on stage right now.” Your eyes went wide and you waved your hands in front of you telling him you were fine in your spot at their table. As soon as those words left his mouth though, a man was by your side escorting you up the stairs to the stage. The rest of the group went a few feet behind you and Taehyung so the spotlight was on you two and this special moment.

“This girl right here, keeps me grounded, makes me smile, keeps me calm in stressful situations, and she is the best thing to come home to after a tour or a long day.” He looked at you and grabbed both of your hands in his before talking again. “As some of you may know our anniversary was two days ago.” You both heard the crowd go ‘aw’, as you shared a slight smile with him. “I wanted to do something special, but I couldn’t as I was here practicing for our performance, and getting ready for tonight.” You nodded your head at the crowd agreeing with his words.

“She is the most understanding woman in the world, and that’s one of the many reasons why I love her.” You mouthed ‘I love you too’ back to him, as his thumbs rubbed your hands. “I still want to do something special for our anniversary.” The crowd started screaming louder. What could he possibly plan right now for your anniversary? “And that something special, is right now.” He let go of your hands, as his right hand reached into his inside pocket of his jacket and pulled out a black velvet box. Your hands flew to your mouth, as he got down on one knee in front of thousands of fans, in front of cameras, and on live TV. He opened the small box to reveal the most stunning engagement ring you’ve ever seen.

“Will you marry me Y/N?” You heard it perfectly even though his voice wasn’t  being projected through the mic and throughout the whole building. It was a moment meant for you two, and as the tears fell down your face you nodded your head and said yes. He leaped up from the ground and leaned in to kiss you. When he backed away, he wiped the tears off your face as you laughed. Grabbing your left hand, he placed the ring on your finger, and it slid on perfectly. Once it was on, you turned to the crowd and and lifted up your left arm and the screaming was the loudest you’ve ever heard it.

Taehyung then picked you up by the waist and spun you around, then placing another kiss on your lips. The rest of the members came to surround you guys in a group hug, and before you guys got ushered off, Taehyung said in the mic, “Thank you everyone, and give a round of applause for the soon to be Mrs. Kim.”

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“Kim Taehyung!” You pushed your hands against his chest and shoved him lightly as you entered their dressing room. He grabbed both of your hands in his and placed light kisses on them.

“Yes?”

“I was not expecting that!” You were still flustered from what just happened. “You proposed to me on live TV!”

“Sure did!” He winked at you. “I had to let everyone watching know that you will be mine for the rest of my life.” He wrapped his arms around your waist as your hands settled on his chest, your foreheads leaning against each other.

“I love you.” You whispered, as your half lidded eyes stared at his features.

“And I love you too, future Mrs. Kim.”

_______

The surprise proposal took the internet, and every news station by storm the following morning and it didn’t slow down for months. You got to rewatch your proposal almost everyday, along with seeing fan pictures and professional pictures of the special moment. Sometimes Tae would walk in on you, smiling to yourself as you relived the moment, and he would join you too.

You didn’t even know where to begin to plan for a wedding. So when you and Taehyung met with a wedding planner, you scheduled your wedding to be a year and a half later from when Tae proposed to you. You both agreed to only have close friends and family to the ceremony, but the reception was a different story as you both wanted to have a great yet wild night.

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“I’m home!” Setting the bags down from shopping with your bridesmaids, your mother and Tae’s mother, you see your excited fiance run out of the bedroom.

“How was your day?” He said breathless.

“Well,” You kissed his cheek and let out a sigh. “I said yes to the dress!” His lips crashed onto yours as you both smiled into the kiss.

“The wedding will be here before you know it princess.”

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And he was right. Because you’re both in different hotel rooms, the night before your wedding. Pacing back and forth around your empty room, chewing your thumb nail you glanced over at the chair that held a present for Tae. Your friends telling you that you can’t see him until tomorrow otherwise you’ll have bad luck, but your heart and mind were both telling you that you needed to give him this gift.

That gave you the motivation to grab the gift off the chair and walk over to the next room. You opened the door and shut it quietly, Taehyung came out of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth and saw that it was you. He shielded his eyes from seeing you and jumped back into the bathroom.

“Y/N what are you doing here?” He spoke over the running water. You then heard it stop and he was staying the bathroom not wanting to see you.

“Tae it’s fine you can come out.” You giggled as you held the gift behind your back.

“Isn’t that bad luck Y/N?”

“It’s more bad luck if you see me in my dress before the ceremony, and I’m not in my dress babe.” Shutting the bathroom light off he came out wearing a white t-shirt and black sweatpants. He stood by you with his hands in his pockets not moving. “Tae you should sit down.” You pointed your head towards the small couch he had in his room, and he did what you said.

“If you’re telling me that you don’t want to marry me, I swear to god Y/N…”

“Tae.” You cut him off as you bent down and placed a chaste kiss on his lips. “I want to marry you, I love you more than anything.”

He let out a deep breath, and you saw his leg twitching, shaking up and down from being so nervous. “I have a gift for you.” He looked up at you with a puzzled look on his face.

“If we were supposed to get each other gifts, I forgot, I’m sorry.” You laughed and placed a hand on his knee to calm him.

“No, Tae, hun, it was my idea to get you a gift.” He showed you his boxy grin while nodding his head. You pulled the box from behind your back which was wrapped in silver paper. You placed it on his lap, you clasped your hands behind your back and stood up straight with a little grin on your face.

“What is this?” He picked it up and examined it before looking up at you.

“I don’t know, you have to open it silly.” He ripped the paper off at an agonizingly slow speed, as your heart rate sky rocketed. He got through the tissue paper to reveal his first gift. A t-shirt that simply said ‘Future Dad’, and he gave you a chuckle while holding it up.

“I can wear this when we’re announcing that we’re having a child! I love it!” He was so oblivious that you wanted to scream ‘I’m pregnant!’ to him but you kept your mouth shut and watched him dig further. It revealed a picture frame that said ‘family’ on it, with no picture in it just yet. “You are already thinking of the future babe, I love it.”

“Tae.” He looked up at you, as you said his name softly.

“What?” He held onto his shirt and picture frame, one in each hand with the wrapping paper scattered on the floor.

“Think about it.” You said it quietly, and you saw the gears turning in his head.

“Think about… OH.” He grabbed the shirt again and held it up and saw the words again ‘Future Dad’. “OH.” Then he pointed at the picture frame. “OH MY GOD.” He jumped off the couch and stared at his gifts comprehending it all. “WE’RE PREGNANT?” He turned around to see you holding a picture of your ultrasound as you nodded your head.

His arms wrapped tightly around your waist as he picked you up. You placed both hands on his cheeks and placed a kiss on his lips. “We’re pregnant!” He said it over and over again like a mantra. When he placed you on the ground, he bent down and pulled your shirt up to reveal your stomach as he placed light, gentle kisses over it.

_______

The wedding ceremony went beautifully, and now the wedding party was placed at the long table in front of everyone for the reception. Each person spoke, and it was Taehyung’s turn and you got to stare lovingly at your now husband as he made a speech.

“Today, I got to marry my beautiful best friend. She is the most amazing, talented, gifted woman I’ve ever known. On my worst days, she somehow makes them my best. She is a blessing and I can’t ever thank her enough.” He placed his hand on top of yours. “We’ve been waiting for this day to finally be here and it seemed like forever, but here we are Y/N, Mr and Mrs Kim.” You smiled at everyone in front of you.

“Y/N is always filled with surprises.” He bowed his head as he laughed a little. ‘Here it comes’ you thought. “Just last night, she came into my room and handed me this gift, and I just couldn’t quite figure out what she meant.” He handed you the mic as he loosened his tie, and undid his dress shirt to reveal the shirt you got him last night. “What does future dad mean?” And every person in the room started screaming as they put two and two together.

You stood up with your husband and placed a hand on his shoulder and leaned your head on it, watching as everyone was yelling and clapping at your announcement. Tae turned his head ever so slightly to whisper in your ear:

“Thank you for everything Y/N, for being you, for giving me a child, and for being my wife. You got the best me, I will never stop loving you.”

Boyfriend VS Best friend: Cal Freezy X Reader

Pairing: Calfreezy X Reader, Wroetoshaw X Reader (platonic)

Summary: Y/N does the boyfriend VS best friend challenge.

Warnings: Mentions of sex

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“We’re all here for the same reason: because we believe in this project.”

“I’m here because you got me fired an’ I have a goddamn mortgage,” Lucas corrected. He wasn’t smoking, but was chewing a stick of gum very aggressively. It made him look even angrier. Garth missed the cigarettes.

“Which means you have to believe in this project,” Garth continued, “because if you don’t you’ll be homeless.”

This pep talk had gone a little sideways. Alan still looked green. Lucas was trying to set the room on fire with his eyes.

“Right!” Garth clapped his hands together. “Good talk. Let’s get everything set back up, maybe when the ghosts get back they’ll be more polite this time.”

“If one of ‘em starts tryin’ to get my pants off again,” Lucas warned, “I’m shootin’ you.”

“You’ll shoot me?” Garth asked for confirmation, pressing his hand to his chest. “Why would you shoot me? What could that possibly accomplish?”

“Aside from shuttin’ you the hell up, maybe once you’re dead you can pull 'em offa me.”

“I don’t think that’s how ghosts work.”

“I think you know approximately fuck-all about how ghosts work, an’ I think I didn’t sign up to get sexually assaulted by a goddamn poltergeist.”

“I don’t think we’ve seen any evidence that this is a poltergeist.”

A strong wind blew open all the windows and doors. Lucas did not say he had told him so, but did glower and spit his gum onto the floor.

“So maybe it’s a little–” Garth was cut off by a sudden blinding light. “Susan! I told you we’re waiting on the lights.”

“That’s not me, sir,” Susan said.

“No, sorry, that was me,” someone said as the light faded, who was using Lucas’ voicebox but who was very clearly not Lucas. The accent was wrong, for one thing. For another, Lucas did not usually look that friendly.

And his eyes didn’t usually glow. That was a pretty big tell.

“Alan,” Garth hissed. “Please tell me you’re getting this.”

“You bet your ass,” Alan confirmed from behind the camera.

Not-Lucas was looking down at themself. “Wow, he looked hot before, but now that I’ve got eyes he looks really hot.” They lifted up Lucas’ shirt to look at his abs. Garth didn’t blame them; they were very impressive abs. “Holy crap. Does he have a butterface? I can’t tell because I’m using it.”

“No,” Garth assured them, “he’s pretty handsome. Sort of a rugged prettyboy thing going on.” Possibly he should not have admitted that with the camera rolling.

Lucas’ eyes stopped glowing, and he snarled as he shoved his shirt back down, tucked his hands under his armpits as he crossed his arms. “Do not tell her that,” he said through his teeth, “do not be havin’ a conversation with the spirit forcibly inhabitin’ my body.”

“So it’s a girl?” Garth asked, immediately latching on to that detail.

“I am,” she confirmed cheerfully, uncrossing Lucas’ arms. It was strange to see Lucas’ face with a smile on it, his posture open. A nice kind of strange. “I should introduce myself: my name is Jolene, like the song.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Jolene,” Garth said, nudging Susan to make sure she was picking up audio.

“It is not,” Lucas snapped. “What did I say about havin’ a conversation? Stop talkin’ to her an’ get me a damn exorcism.”

“Goodness,” Jolene said, “he’s cranky, isn’t he?”

“I ain’t cranky,” Lucas said, “I’m possessed.”

“Lucas, I need you to calm down until we can find out what she wants,” Garth said.

“I don’t give a damn what she wants,” Lucas said.

“I want you to help me solve my murder and find some lost treasure,” Jolene said, undeterred.

Garth pressed his palms together in a prayer pose, turned his face skyward and put his hands beneath his chin. “Thank you, Santa,” he said toward the ceiling, “for blessing me this day.”

“I swear to God I am gonna shoot your ass.”

dan and phil play golf with friends #2: a summary

DanandPhilGames caddy lads

“you loved it, you were like yes the golf lifestyle, i’m wearing expensive polo shirts i’m sipping an overpriced drink, im nattering with the business fellows and hitting that ball” says dan whilst well in the knowledge most of us are shut away in our bedrooms in our pyjamas with not a penny to our name and sipping on tap water

“so we’re here in the dan and phil golf club and there is a certain dress code, dan” i like to take this as phil foreshadowing the beautiful fashion choices dan is making during this singapore trip even though he clearly isn’t foreshadowing anything

moment of appreciation for the singapore trip’s outfit choices tho please

moment over

thirty three seconds in we get the first fond glance, hopefully the first of many

“the only short sleeved short i have is creased, phil” the look that he’s giving phil reeaaalllyyy makes me wonder how it got creased… “i don’t care, just go get it on” says phil the fashion meister

helllooooo moth shirt my favourite my best friend my one true love

“we had green shit in our hair for like three hours after we put these on” who needs context amirite

“dan thought i threw these away but no i’ve been secretly hiding them” ok but how is that so
domestic

“look how erect my flag is today” / “list of things you should like never say again….” (unless they’re off camera to me) ((i finished the quote that the jumpcut edited out))

“you know the rules. we can only do one dan vs phil per game” is that a rule? have they said that before? okay sure let’s roll with it

they’re playing for the burger socks from a few liveshows ago

“i ordered this for a friend but they sent two” sure phil a company would clearly go out of their way to send two of the same product meaning they’d be out of profit,,, your friend definitely didn’t just give them back to you

“do i want to eat them or wear them?” i’m certain that this is not the first time that sentence has come out of dan’s mouth

“are you excited by that? do you want that? on your feet?” / “i so want the cheese on my foot.”

*jumpcut* *phil says literally one word and dan is already grinning at him* f o n d

“this is something to watch like a sport, and enjoy like a sport” unless you’re making a summary of this video meaning you have to rewind every two seconds thanks phil

“lingering banter… just enjoy the time between jokes”

*both giggle like the dorks they are*

“you liked the last one, so strap yourselves in for some golf”

“we need to customise our balls”

can dan go one gaming vid without dragging tumblr like i go through all of this effort for you pls don’t drag me you little curly haired shit

“[about the colour of his ball] i would call that moonlight dolphin”

dan has gone for plain white this time does this represent him emotionally who knows at the time of filming

i like symbolism and connotations they’re fun

“oh my gosh, it’s like… goodness has returned” phil why are you so cute

“i’m calling our room dogs9000 today” / “very appropriate” first of all why is it appropriate second of all is that what they called their room on the tour bus

“stop. they just do what they want. stop telling them what to do.” / “i guess that’s valid. i’m sorry, butterflies, you do you.”

“i’m like so oasis right now”

“ancient egypt is my favourite historical period so i’d like to delve into there” i think i’ve found the next fic trend

why are they using the chatroom when their chairs are literally touching and from the front angle it looks as if their hands are too

“my pole is so tall you can’t even see the flag” again my gut instinct is that it isn’t the first time those words have come out of phil’s mouth

“… and other sentences that phil will never say again” (unless they’re off camera to me) ((i finished his quote for him again he should pay me for this))

“beginnu” / “golf it up”

dan has more fluidity in his hand movements than phil does take what you will from that information

“here we go” / “here we golf” tag urself

“oh you’re inside my ball again” / “we’re already freaking out inside each other”

*phil laughs a lot and grins then followed by a mysterious jumpcut*

“bit too much power for danny there”

dan is already being a sore loser but he can’t help but be all smiley that phil is all smiley and jokey

phil cheers him on still

“if i can get it in now, it’ll be okay” i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again… definitely not the first time those words have been said by danny boy

they clean up the whole two computer debacle

“i’m deceived by the curves”

joint vibing and dancing to the music

“you’re in africa the hole is in antarctica” mister geography

“you absolute cheeky little twit” a new addition to the list of fond insults from dan to phil

sore loser dan continues to thrive

phil manages to screw up literally the easiest shot in the world??? i love you boy but oh how you suck at this game

and now dan is smiling again what a sadistic lil tot

“welcome to the land of pain and misery” thanks dan for my new bio

dan’s lovely lady gaga rendition gets cut short by a jumpcut wtf give me the good stuff i deserve it

oh he finished the rendition

what a pair of lungs on that kid

*phil definitely says ‘oh shit’* “i didn’t swear then” yes you did just accept your potty mouth

perfect opportunity to kick the old branding to the curb

a girl can dream ok

“oh you’re going to be stuck for ten hours, phil, how is this going to go”

“i can’t even see myself… oh i went in” seriously how many times in one video can my gut instinct tell me dan’s said these sentences before in his lifetime

“the power of wobbling knocked me in”

“that felt good to me”

“my lovely philly lumps, check 'em out” what a beautiful rendition phil i would buy it on itunes / “…things you should never say again, volume twelve”

cocky dan strikes again

“you okay there?” / “i’m feeling very emotional about this”

“par? more like cheat” / “that’s par for the course” please stop talking over each other this summary takes long enough as it is without having to rewind ten times

“oh we’re the same now” / “now we’re even” / “i was so happy with my lead” / “guess we’re going to have to cut our feet in half” / “yeah…” *phils cute laugh*

“that’s obviously just saying go for it… but how much power?” / “smack it” i imagine this is phil’s outlook on life

six minutes fifty four seconds in… rip headphone users

“we’re gonna take like eleven goes at this” not if you both strikeout, my guy

“this is so much harder than the last one” phil please don’t make this too easy for me

“please release us from this hell”

i’d like to thank the universe for the occasional slivers of dan skin we see through the gaps in his shirt buttons

“i’ll happily sit here for three and a half hours now whilst phil gets it in” … oh come on it’s definitely not the first time he’s said that sentence

drinking game: take a shot every time they say 'yes’ or 'yeah’ that’ll get you drink awfully quick

“get out of my zone! stop touching me!” / “knock. knock.” stop talking over each other please i beg of you

“i’ll touch you when i please…” okay dan you are aware of the camera pointing at you right

phil’s reaction is all of us at dan just saying that sentence

“… don’t say that again” (unless it’s off camera to me) ((now i’m apparently finishing phil’s sentences for him, he should pay me too))

“i’m so sorry for this whole video” ty dan

cocky dan is here to stay, it seems like

dan got so cocky that he fucked up i love life

“that’s what you get for being cocky!” i love phil

“i’m out of strokes? that’s how bad i was?” i don’t know why my gut instinct is telling me phil’s said that before but… anyway

“you are now… eight over my score, phil.” look at dans hands he’s dying to do a mr burns impression and say excellent

“that was a mystery adventure if i ever saw one”

“*sigh* oh phil”

“phil, phil, dear me”

in all the videos of this game i’ve watched before nobody managed to make that pillar shot and yet dan does it on his first try…… sure okay

“king of golf. yes.” / “shush”

phil made it too yay

“guys if you’re feeling like i’m just going to lose, i’m really going to try from now on” he looked at the camera like he meant it

*dan looks over* “phil’s gonna take this so seriously. no more bants, just solid golf seriousness” dan do you just stop listening to yourself when you talk

“solid whacking” / “okay in the list of things that are serious, saying 'solid whacking’, that’s- that’s not up there”

*dan two seconds later* “so i’m just gonna whack it”

“boom… slide… crack” i’m not even trying to analyse that

“how would anakin do this”

“i was using the force! did you see?” / *dan smiles fondly* “no i didn’t”

“if you whack me over the edge i’m going to bury you alive”

“shit fucking wank fuck”

“how did you get that wrong?” i’m still asking that question to phil about that other hole dan i feel you

“that was sexual” / “that was the most erotic math based experience i’ve ever had” / “i liked that”

“the skateboarding teenager inside me wants to go back and do this” / “could skateboarding teenage phil ever have skated around that?” / “he would have said that he could do it, but he would’ve fallen off… and hit his head” / “it’s the trying that counts”

“oh philly philly two whack”

the game either wants phil to win and keeps sabotaging dan, dan wants phil to win and he keeps sabotaging himself, or dan is just that bad at the game he keeps fucking up

i’d put my money on the latter

“i want to have children with this course” first of all there will be fics of this and i will turn over in my grave, secondly poor janice :(

“shitty fuck no i need to be in a straight line”

“i wouldn’t trust that with a barge pole” king of the english language

“miss miss” phil being the ever supportive best friend

“lara croft would… love this”

“remember that you owe me two strokes” / *sassily* “no i don’t” / “yeah you do, the game broke” / “that’s-that’s your fault” / *laughs* “no it’s not!” this is literally the conversation that defines their friendship and it is beautiful

“he’s the one that’s trolling me by stopping my ball” dan pls

“i’m going in” / “do it, phil” you’re just making it too damn easy for me

“i would watch golf on tv if phil commentated it” dan you would watch anything that phil was even remotely involved with

dan the sore loser back again

dan is doing some kind of animal impression and if sounds as if it’s a bird in heat or something

“you wanna say that’s not count (*literally dan wtf*) see the comments. they’ll be- they’ll be ju-thirsty for justice.” not considering you drag us every chance you get you lil shit #teamphil

also dan is tumbling over his words so much this video is he okay

dan makes up a stupid penalty for phil to do because the game apparently hates him but in reality he just sucks, and phil goes along with it because he’s phil

how the hell did dan manage to jump over the high wall

“i just left clicked and i bobbed.. i wasn’t supposed to bob”

“that’s definitely not in- okay you did it”

oooh one point difference

“oh i didn’t get some dinghy time then”

“how ya doin? nice to see you there”

“believe in the power”

“you did a much more satisfying one than me”

“your non-gender specific caddy gimp would need to be fanning you…” / “caddy gimp?” / “yeah” / “i’d just want them to put me on a camel, give me a pina colada, play golf for me… and i’d just be like this on my laptop”

we all know phil loves his pina colada *wink wink*

“… yeah that’s the dream” well we know dan’s opinion on pina colada don’t we *wink wink*

“leona lewis would hate you” shots fired

“yes i did just cheat by looking at your bar” / “you can’t look at my bar!” / “oh well i just did!” cocky dan back with his questionable sounds

“he’s thinking about how tasty your ball is right now”

“yes sphinx daddy, let’s go”

“climbing inside the pyramid vagina”

“you’ve got a mystical glow about you”

“you’re kind of ruining the vibe”

“look how much you’re illuminating the whole”

dan the cocky sod literally looks like a child rn

“i don’t know what’s happening but i’m excited by it” did phil just channel his inner chandler from friends bc that is all too similar to the chandler quote

“tease it in” / “never say that again”

“that deserves extra points that was incredible” proud bf phil

“ooh toasty ball”

they’re helping each other along aw

“i mean fuck the dan vs phil board… this is a prize worth playing for” *dan shakes the burger socks*

the game broke so they restarted it and they now have the same score wooow

“this is not how god wanted it but this is what’s happening” phil says as he takes his two shot penalty

“i don’t think, erm, if god does exist, in any form, that He would give a shit about this game, phil” / “i think he would”

dan gives phil a full rundown on his math-based plan

“you copied my strats!”

“let me just sniff these socks” / “ew”

“are you more of a leftie or a rightie?” / “i’m gonna be… rightie as that is what i write with” rip all you leftie philgirls

“how do you know? you don’t know left and right” bloody hell dan calm down

“it’s a bridge to cleopatra’s bedroom”

*phil lands on the pyramid* “is he wearing any underwear?”

“everyone who doesn’t know math right now is just like… whirring with calculations right now” actually i’m just sat here typing this so screw you howell you don’t know me

“i’m just going to max power it over here” did anyone else think of the simpsons? when homer changes his name? anyone at all? okay then

“that means i win!” phil shouts enthusiastically and claps his hands together

phil continues to clap

it ends as a draw!!!!

“so does that mean we’ve gotta share the socks?”

“i want the cheese- i want the lettuce” phil bless you

“it’ll be like those people that get like best friend necklaces that complete each other except for us it’s burger socks.”

*modelling the socks* “look at those dank socks”

“the best bit is when you went through the sphinx’s mouth and when you went through the uterus”

they’d be up for another vid yes please i need one!!!!!! n e e d!!!

the twilight course would be next

“now we’re gonna pick the green stuff out of our hair… go on phil, groom me like a monkey” dan.

“get that moss out” seriously. dan.

danisnotsandy

auterusphil (which of them did this)

also phil pretended to eat whatever he just supposedly groomed from dans head okay

eventful video.

Luke Evans - Be My Beauty

Request By: @fandomgirl9193 

Request/Summary:  Hi can I request a luke evans imagine where the reader and him are dating and they arrive at the beauty and beast premier? You can do whatever from there I just can’t wait to read it and if it’s not too much trouble please make it romantic and really fluffy 😍💗

Luke Evans - Be My Beauty 

Chapter 1

Reader’s POV

“Love.” Luke said knocking on the bathroom door. “Are you almost ready? We’re going to be late.”

“Almost babe.” I said, as I kept looking at myself in the mirror. “I just want to make sure I look perfect.”

“But you always look perfect my love.” Luke said as I open the bathroom door and stepping out. “(Y/N) you look..” He smile as he looked up and down. He looked back at me, I can see his eyes soft. “You are absolutely breathtaking.”

“Thank you Luke.” I said, blushing a bit. “But you sure this doesn’t seem tacky?” I did a small spin, before I turn back to him. “I am in a golden dress and going to a Beauty And The Beast premiere.”

“Nonsense my love, you can never be tacky.” Luke said, smiling at me. “I think the dress suits you quite nicely in matter a fact. After all, Belle is your favorite Disney character. But… I’m afraid you are missing something.” 

“What could I be missing?” I said, turning around and looking at the closet mirror. “I have everything.”

“Not everything love.” Luke said. He walked over to me as I turn back to him. “I believe theses are yours.” He opened a box, revealing a red rose necklace and earrings. “Can’t be Belle without your red rose my love.”

“Oh Luke, their beautiful. Thank you so much for this.” I said, smiling as I put the earrings on. 

“I told you before (Y/N), you don’t need to thank me for anything. It’s my job to take care of you.” Luke said, picking up the necklace “Here, let me help you with your necklace.”

I moved my hair and he place the necklace around my neck. He wrapped his arms around my waist and kiss my neck gently. I let out a soft sigh as I lean against his chest. He held me tight as we sway back and forth. I smiled as I heard him start to hum. He was humming the song that was playing when we first met at a small cafe. 

“Baby.” Luke sang as he spun me around and dance with me. “I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray. Ooh. The more I get of you. The stranger it feels, yeah. And now that your rose is in bloom. A light hits the gloom on the gray.”

“We’re going to be late Luke.” I said as he started kissing my neck as he kept humming. “Luke.” He started kissing up my neck, making me giggle. “Babe.”

“It’s alright love, we can be be late.” Luke said, smiling as he kiss my lips gently. 

Every kiss, felt like the first time he kiss me. The kiss became more intense with every passing second. Then we heard honking, causing us to break the kiss as we laugh. 

“Will I guess we can’t be late.” Luke said, taking my hand in his. “Ready my love?”

“Ready.” 

Chapter 2

Luke’s POV

“Alright, everything is set and we should be ready to go.” I said, to the camera crew as they followed me around. “I just hope thing goes as plan or,” I stop and smile. “I’ll be making a total ass out of myself.”

The camera crew just laugh.

“Your laughing mate, but I’m nervous than I ever been.” I said as I started walking around again. “Okay, knowing (Y/N) she’ll be talking to Emma. She absolutely adores Emma.” I walked through the crowd and I spotted (Y/N), right were I thought she would be at. “Look, she’s right over there talking to Emma.” I pointed over at them. “Let’s see if we can get closer without (Y/N) knowing.”

I started moving around the crowd again, trying to get close enough to (y/n). I wanted to hear her answer, when Emma asked her a question for me. I stood behind her a bit and looked at Emma. I nodded my head to her and she nodded back.

“So (Y/N), Luke’s told me you’re a huge Disney fan. I bet you were excited about him getting to be about of this.” Emma said, smiling.

“A course. Soon as he told me he had a part, I told him he better take it or I was going to beat him up.” She said and they laugh.

“You know, they do weddings at Disney World. Would you do one if Luke ever ask you?” Emma said, looking over her shoulder and at me.

“Oh my god yes.” She said, nodding her head. “But to be honest… Me and Luke haven’t talked about marriage. I’ve been too scared to talk to him about it.”

“Why’s that sweetie?” Emma asked.

“Will, he’s Luke Evans for one.” She said and they laugh. “Two, soon as your mention the M word guys take off running.”

“Some do, but I don’t think Luke is like most guys.” Emma said, smiling. “So, if he asked you, would you?”

“In a heartbeat.” She said, nodding her head.

I did a small dance behind her as Emma tried not to laugh. I gave her the thumbs up and a nod before I took off again. I could hear Emma suggesting to (Y/N) to take a walk with her. I slipped into a room, so she couldn’t see me as she took off walking with Emma.

“Okay, time to get this show on the road.” I said, rubbing my hands together. 

Chapter 3 Reader’s POV

“Babe?” I said, stepping outside and looking around. “Luke?” I went down the steps and went over to the garden. “Why did he tell me to meet him outside if he’s not even here yet?” I looked around some more when lights came on, catching my attention. “Luke?”

I went over to where the lights were at, hoping to find Luke. But what I found was a pathway lit up by lights. I stepped closer and saw a single red rose on the ground with a note. I picked it up and I saw the note had my name on it. 

 I turn it over and saw a single sentence on it. “Follow the dancing lights.”

“I swear he better not try to scare the crap out of me like he did last time.” I said as I walked down the pathway of lights. “Luke?”

I kept calling for him as I walked down the pathway. On the way, I kept finding roses, all of them with notes. Each one was saying “You’re getting warmer.”

I finally got to the end of the pathway, that lead me to pinch black area of the garden. I looked down as I saw another rose with another note. I picked it up and it read. “You’re on fire.”

I looked up as lights slowing started to light up. My eyes lit up when I saw chandeliers hanging from the trees above a table, set for two. 

I went over and took a seat when I started hearing footsteps from the pathway. I looked over to see Luke carrying a tray with had a cover on it.

“Hello my love.” Luke said, as he walked over to the table. “I bet you were thinking I was going to scare you again, huh?”

“Actually yes.” I said, as we both smile. “So all this because of your premier?”

“Love, I’m quite ashamed of you if you don’t remember what today is.” Luke said seating the tray down. “Hopefully this reminds you.”

He removed the cover, revealing a plate of food that you would order for breakfast. French toast, berries, sausages, power sugar, orange juice and tea.

“It’s…it’s the same thing we both order that day we met at the cafe.” I said, looking up at him. “You remember?”

“A course my love, why wouldn’t I?” Luke said, taking a seat. “After all, when I heard that heavenly voice of your’s for the first time ordering it was like music to my hears. Then when I heard you order the same at me, my face lit up that you like the same things I do. Your voice, was the first thing that draw me to you my love.”

“Oh, Luke.” I said, looking down blushing

“That right there.” Luke said as I looked back up. “Is the same thing you did when I asked you, if I could join you. If I’m right my exact words were..”

“Excuses me miss, my name is Luke. I don’t mean to bother you while you’re trying to eat but I notice you were alone. And I don’t think a lovely woman such as yourself should ever eat alone. Is it alright if I company you this morning?” I said smiling at him. 

Oh, you do remember.” Luke said, smiling at me as we started to eat. “I have to say, I’m really glad you allow me to seat with you.”

“Why wouldn’t I? After all, your Luke Evans” I said, giving him a wink making him chuckle. “You always have a way with words. And you were really sweet and nice. You’re quite the gentlemen, will, you still are.”

“I’ll always be a gentleman for you my love. A course, in the bedroom that’s a different story, as you know.” Luke said, giving me a wink and making me blush. “I’m sorry, I’m quite greedy with you when it comes to that.”

“You believe me I know.” I said, smirking at him. “You’re always wanting more.”

“I’ll always want more, specially since it’s you that I want.” Luke said, smirking right back at me. I shook my head and smile as I reach for the power sugar. Right as I did, Luke’s reach out of it and our hands met. “Now would you look at this, just like the first time. But if I’m right, there was a certain song playing when this happened.” Then a soft melody started to play. Seal, Kiss From A Rose. He took my hand as he stood up and went to my side. “Care for a dance my love?”

“I’ll love to.” I said as he helped me up.

He lead my hand to a small clearing as the music got a bit louder. Luke smiled as we wrapped out arms around each other and started to sway. We looked deep into each other’s eyes as he started to sing along with our song.

There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that’s the high and not the pill.

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
Ooh,
The more I get of you,
The stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the gray.

There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.
You remain,
My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby
To me you’re like a growing addiction that I can’t deny.
Won’t you tell me is that healthy, baby?

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the gray.

He kiss me gently as the music continued to play. He broke the kiss as press his forehead against mine.

I’ve been kissed by a rose on the gray,
I’ve been kissed by a rose
I’ve been kissed by a rose on the gray,
…And if I should fall along the way
I’ve been kissed by a rose
…been kissed by a rose on the gray.

There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.
You remain
My power, my pleasure, my pain.
To me you’re like a growing addiction that I can’t deny, yeah
Won’t you tell me is that healthy, baby.

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray.
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the gray.

Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the gray
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the gray.

Luke spun me around so my back was to his chest as we sway. He kiss my neck, making me get lost in his touch. I close my eyes as I kept humming our song. Then he took my left hand, spinning slightly away from him. As I turn back to him, he got down on one knee.

“Luke?” I said, looking down at him in disbelief.

“(Y/N), the first time I heard your voice I knew you were different, that you were special . I wasn’t lying when I said it was heavenly. You sounded like a angel, even till this day you still do. When I first got a glimpse of you, my heart skipped a beat. I never seen such beauty before in my life. When I touch your hand that day, I felt a jolt through my body. It’s like new life was breathed into me. I was reborn with new purpose. That purpose was to love and care for you with every fiber of my being.” Luke said, reaching into his pocket and pulling something out. “When I first kiss your ruby lips, I knew, I found the woman I was met to be with for the rest of my life. (Y/N), would you do me the greatest honor a woman can give a man like me, by becoming my wife?”

He showed me a beautiful ring, with a red rose on it. 

“Yes.” I said, nodding my head as I started to cry. “Yes, I’ll marry you.”

He place the ring on my finger and kiss my hand before standing up. Luke took me into his arms once more and kiss me passionately. If felt just like the first time he kiss me. The first time he told me he loved me. The first time he made love to me. It’s always like the first time with Luke.

We a few minutes longer, till we slowing broke the kiss. We smile at each other as we press our foreheads together.

“I guess we have to start planning our wedding huh?” I said,  touching his face gently as his smile got bigger.

“I already started planning our wedding. In matter of fact,” Luke said, as wrapped his arm around my waist and we started sway. “ I already booked a place for it and set a date.”

“Oh really now? And what place and what date would that be babe?” I said, raising an eyebrow.

“It will be on our anniversary and in Disney World.” Luke said, chuckling a bit when my jaw drop.

“Shut up. Really?” I said, smacking his arm.

“Yes really.” Luke said, laughing a bit more. 

“Is that why Emma was asking me all those questions?” I asked and he nodded his head. “And what if I said no?”

“Then I would hope I could get my deposit back.” Luke said and we both laugh “But I’m glad you said yes.” Our face became serious as we lean in closer. “I love you Ms Evans and I’ll always will.”

“And I love you Mr Evans.” I said, we kiss for a moment as it broke, I smiled at him. “And I’ll always will.”

The End

I hope you enjoy this request by @fandomgirl9193 and I hope you enjoy it hun. 

Gifs were created by giphy and ezgif. Some were found, so props to markers. P.S forgot to put this part in earlier. One of many amazing videos on instrgram by isastillcurious, helped inspired me with ideas/song for this wonderful request.

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—————————CARLY RAE JEPSEN ‘E·MO·TION’ SENTENCE STARTERS
change pronouns as needed.

RUN AWAY WITH ME
“You’re stuck in my head.”
“I wanna go, get out of here.”
“You’ve got to say all that you’re feeling.”
"We’re leaving tonight when everyone’s sleeping.”
“I’ll be your sinner in secret.”
“Run away with me.”
“I wanna stay here with you.”

E·MO·TION
“Am I better now that there’s no you?”
“Drink tequila for me, babe.”
“I won’t stop until you forget me not.”
“Dream about me and all that we could do with this emotion.”
“Tell me there is nothing I can’t have and nothing you won’t do.”
“Toss and turn without me, boy.”
“What if I turn the lights right down?”

I REALLY LIKE YOU
“I really wanna stop but I just got the taste for it.”
"You like making me wait for it.”
“How’d we get in this position?“
“I know this isn’t love but I need to tell you something.”
“I really really really really really really like you.”
“I want you. Do you want me?”
“Oh, did I say too much?”
“It’s like everything you say is a sweet revelation.”
“Who gave you eyes like that?”

GIMME LOVE
“I know I said that I’m too scared to try but I still think about you.”
“I like the feeling, how you make me shy.”
"Do you think that I want too much?”
“I toss and turn but still I can’t sleep right.”
“I should’ve asked you to stay, begged you to stay.”
“I never thought I’d ever say forever.”

ALL THAT
“Just let me in your arms.”
“You can always rely on me.”
“Show me if you want me.”
“I will be your friend.”
“I’ll be your lighthouse when you’re lost at sea.”
“I wanna be the place you call your home.”
“When you need me, I will never let you come apart.”
“When you need someone, let me be the one.”

BOY PROBLEMS
“If you’re gonna go, then go.”
“So tired of hearing all your boy problems.”
“If you’re gonna stay then stay.”
“He’s not gonna change anyway.”
“I know that she’s right and I should not be offended.”
“I know what it looks like from the outside.”
“I think I broke up with my boyfriend today and I don’t really care.”
“I’ve got worse problems.”
“It could be the perfect day. You’ll just make it rain anyway.”
“What’s worse: losing a lover or losing your best friend?”
“She’s been giving, you’ve been taking.”

MAKING THE MOST OF THE NIGHT
“I know when you’re down.”
“I know you’ve had a rough time.”
“I love you while making the most of the night.”
“Now you’re seeing things that you’d lost sight of.”
"Take my hand now, don’t you cry.”
“Go on and fight. Don’t lay down to die.”
“Come on, get up. You’ll make it through okay.”

YOUR TYPE
“I used to be in love with you. You used to be the first thing on my mind.”
“I know I’m just a friend to you.”
“But I still love you. I’m sorry.”
“I tried not to feel it but I can’t get you out of my head.”
“I want you to miss me when I’m not around you.”
“I break all the rules for you.”
“You probably eat up every word she says.”
“If you ever think of me, I bet I’m just a flicker in your head.”

LET’S GET LOST
“I was never one to want to put my trust in someone else completely.”
“You could be the one.”
“Let’s go get lost.”
“Keeping my fingers crossed that maybe you’ll take the long way home.”
“I was always shy and careful.”
“Never wanted to discourage everything your eyes encouraged silently.”

L.A. HALLUCINATIONS
“We were young freaks just fresh to L.A.”
“We would write and sing and wear whatever.”
“Money makes your whole world spin till everything is dizzy.”
“There’s a little black hole in my golden cup.”
“Haven’t seen the boy in ages.”
“Used to stay up all night, he and I.”
“The teeth come out when the camera flashes.”
“We said we’d always be the same but we lost each other in the game.”
“What can I say that you don’t already know?”

WARM BLOOD
“I’ve got a cavern of secrets.”
“Let down my guard tonight. I just don’t care anymore.”
“I’ve told a hundred lies but I don’t wanna tell you any at all.”
“I can not control it- the way you’re making me feel.”
“You should stop me there but I keep on talking.”
“You lift me up and catch me when I’m falling for you.”
“I was scared of almost nothing at all.”

WHEN I NEEDED YOU
“What if we could go back?”
“We could take the words back.”
“I don’t know what you wanted. I tried to be so perfect.”
“I thought that it was worth it to let myself just disappear.”
“You come to me in dreams at night.”
“Sometimes I wish that I could change. But not for me, for you.”
"Where were you for me when I needed someone?”
“Once upon a time I thought you were the hero.”
“I’m not myself.”
“I don’t want to work it out.”

BLACK HEART
“I don’t care about your good intentions.”
“In your black heart is where you’ll find me.”
“You think love is a destination.”
“You’ll cry to your generation but don’t you cry to me.”
“Everything you ever wanted, now it’s happening.”
“Won’t you come a little closer to me?”

I DIDN’T JUST COME HERE TO DANCE
“I didn’t just come here to dance, if you know what I mean.”
“If you just give me a chance, you’d see what I see.”
“It’s your fault, baby boy, ‘cause you’re the one that sparked this.”
“I only came here for you.”
“I’m not going anywhere without you.”
“I like every single thing about you.”

FAVOURITE COLOUR
“This is getting kinda serious.”
“Breathing heavy when it’s just a kiss.”
“This is getting kinda out of my hands.”
“When I’m close to you we blend into my favourite colour.”
“Making out like it’s the end of the world.”
“It’s getting hard to slow down.”
“Got me feeling like it’s real for sure.”
“You’re my favourite colour.”

NEVER GET TO HOLD YOU
“You know I didn’t mean it, darling.”
“I wanna be the one that’s in your arms.”
“I never get to hold you as long I want to.”
“Remember I told you you’re all that I need.”
“Just say you’ll stay the night.”
“I don’t think anybody understands you the way I do.”

LOVE AGAIN
“Don’t you know it hurts for a reason.”
“You’ll learn to love again.”
“Won’t you dance with me?”
“It’s a lot to give and it’s driving me crazy.”
“I never meant to fight with you.”
“I wanted us to stay together.”
“Even now, my love is true.”
“I know that we can’t be together.”
“Just for you, their heart keeps on beating.”
“The sky is turning black now.”
“It’s too late for us and there’s no turning back now.”

LEGION Recap: 1x04

I have truly and too deeply loved many television shows in my time. I have written tens of thousands of words about some of them, hundreds even! But there have been a few among them that I have loved specially, personally. Shows that make me feel off-kilter in my joy, almost suspicious that someone peered into my soul, and found there a well of spooky sweet stylized absurdism, and they hauled up a bucket of the stuff, and from it made Twin Peaks, and Pushing Daisies, and Legion.

So that may be partially why these are only getting longer.

Season 1, ‘Chapter 4’

First up here I just want to give a quick shout-out to the masterpieces of cagey chiasmus that are FX’s episode descriptions.

FX’s Legion: THREATS, SEARCHING?? ?

Anyway full disclosz I first watched ‘Chapter 4’ with my bff Jen, right after consuming a strong cocktail, a cup of Turkish tea, some champagne, and a mug of ice cream in fairly quick succession. I proceeded to lose my mind THOROUGHLY and with GREAT VIM.

Here is how it started:

Me, singing at the black screen: “Shooww me Jemaine Clement!”
First shot:

Me: [screams]

“Good evening,” Jemaine Clement addresses us from his Mylar lounge, and like, yes Jemaine, it is, thank you. He proceeds to deliver a short lecture about human nature as the camera slowly pulls back. We are the root of all our problems, he proposes, through our own confusion and anger. “Violence, in other words, is ignorance,” he declares, and he should have stopped there, but then blurts out “Figure your shit out, that’s my…what I’d say.”

He scoops up his glass to take a drink, but the liquid inside has turned into a solid ice cube. It slowly slides out and falls to the floor, the camera obligingly zooming back in so that he can start over.

Hi so I love every fucking thing this scene is doing and I’m only halfway through it. Rather like me and this show I guess.

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“SNA: A Letter You’ll Never Read”

This crack is a collaboration between my brother and me as he really wanted to participate in Royai Week, but only if we could write outtakes for my crackfic, Survivor: Not Amestris. So we came up with this idea as an apology for….my actual entry for this prompt.

Unfortunately, this probably won’t make a lot of sense to anyone who didn’t read the fic because it happens between the scenes of Episode 11 (Part 2). (Mentions of Carlos the dolphin, Lan Fan and Roy’s rocky relationship, and diva!Ed) 

Anyway, I hope it gives you a laugh if you read it!

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Sho Thinks Yatterman is like Spider-man

(Arashi ni Shiyagare, 19 April 2014 - The cast of Amazing Spider-man 2 appear for a game segment.)

* This is more for my own reference than anything else, but who knows - it might be interesting to some people? ^^

Arashi welcome Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and Jamie Foxx to the Shiyagare set. They are then informed that they should introduce themselves (and I’m sure the staff were smirking away behind the cameras at his point).

Nino goes, “Aaaall of a sudden, self-introductions, huh?” in a very meaningful tone. (like, “yeaaah, of course you’d make us do that.” haha)

Sho: “What shall we do?”

… As though you didn’t know what would gonna happen next, Sho! XD

Nino points out that Sho is the best [at English]…

Jun says to please explain/tell them about Arashi [properly].

Thus Sho begins: “Nice to meet you. My name is Sho Sakurai.”

So far so good…

… then he stops to think. XD

(When I first watched this, I was puzzled as to why he’d suddenly bring up Yatterman…)

(… Oh. HAHAHA)

The rest of Arashi: “Wait, what? You’re not Spider-man!!”

(I believe Nino says, “You’re not ‘Spider’! You’re 'YATTA’.”)

THE THINGS OUR MOTHERS TELL US by Dhonielle Clayton

1. Don’t wear so much makeup, you don’t want to attract unnecessary attention.

2. Be in before the street lamps turn on. There’s trouble in the dark.

3. A man can lay down in the ditch for a week and get up clean, but if you lay in it for an hour, you get up with fleas.

4. Your skirt is too short. Don’t you feel a breeze?

5. Ladies cross their legs. Always!

###

I was thirteen when Momma gave me the dagger. She held it up in the window and let the light wink across the blade. It was so sharp I thought she could cut the sunlight. Chop it into tiny slivers like pats of butter.

“Baby, you gotta wear this. Tuck it into you garter,” she said.

“But why?” I watched her twirl it between her fingers, wincing every time the blade almost cut into her flesh.

“The world is dangerous. The women in our family been carrying this dagger for decades.” She pointed it at me like a finger. “Take it.”

It was heavy in my hands. The handle thick and carved and smooth.

“What do I have to do with it?”

“Keep it close. Use it if you just.”

“But I don’t know how to use it.”

“You’ll know when you have to. Women feel these things. How to keep themselves alive.”

“I’m not a woman yet.” I ran my finger across the blade, wondering how deep I had to press until it cut me.

“Don’t be afraid of it.” She took it from me, flipped my arm over and ran the cool blade across the inside of my arm. “If you’re too scared, you won’t use it.”

She pushed the tip into my skin. The silver sinking beneath the brown. The blood welled up like glittering rubies.

“Don’t cry,” she said as tears dropped down my cheeks. “Women shed so many tears. They let the water out of their bodies when they should keep it in. For protection. Water is the strongest thing in the world.”

“But, I’m not a woman yet, momma.”

“You will bleed again soon.”

###

1. Don’t give them a reason to look.

2. Smiling sends the wrong signal. Don’t be overly friendly.

3. Men cannot control themselves.

4. The worst thing you can be called is a tease.

###

I didn’t listen to Mama.

Jacob’s mouth tastes like a cherry. He loves to steal his little sister’s kiddie lipglosses that taste like fruit or bubblegum, collecting them like superhero cards to line up in his sock drawer.

Light flashes in bursts as the photo booth takes pictures of us. I can see them through my eyelids. His hands disappear inside my hair, and mine in his. He tugs the stands a little until I moan.

I pull back, my lips swollen with the heat of his and mine, and sometimes I forget that our mouths aren’t joined permanently as one. That I have to breathe.

I look at him. Most people who don’t look closely will miss the tiny freckles he has all across his nose like perfect little ants. His legs tangle with mine. And I know the pictures will show that we’re a mess of parts, and all over each other.

“Why’d you stop?” he whispers.

“I hear people outside waiting to take a turn in the booth.” I take the film from the tiny slot under the camera screen. A long strip of four snapshots. He looks at the pictures of us kissing, and he sighs. Then, he rips it in half.

“I wanted to keep those,” I say.

“You know we can’t.” He softens his words with another kiss. He rubs his fingers across them. “We can’t risk it.”

I put my head in the nook of his shoulder.

I push the camera button and it flashes again. Another picture drops into the slot. He rips this one, too.

“Jacob, stop,” I say.

“You know we can’t,” he says. “Your mom.”

“Right.” I slip the evidence of us into my pocket anyways. He fishes it out of my pocket.

“But when – ” He erases my words with another kiss, pressing his tongue further, deeper into my mouth.

I let him sweep away the questions I always ask:

When should I stop lying to Momma?

Will we always be a secret?

He takes a breath.

And usually, this works. He kisses me until I’m almost drunk on it.

The light buzz of a headache.

Lips puffy.

Heart ready to burst.

A tiny drum beating between my legs.

But not tonight.

I pull away.

He leans toward my mouth again. I turn my cheek. I feel the frown he makes against my skin.

“Do you want to?”

“I don’t know.”

“We’ve been together for three years,” he says. In school we smile closed-mouth smiles at each other, sneak away for lunch under the courtyard trees when the teacher’s aren’t looking, and make excuses to find each other during the day. He’d sneak up on me in the art studio, and run his fingers along the back of my neck to let me know he was there. But I could always smell him when he’d get near.

“And we’ll be together forever. Even after we graduate. We’ll leave this town,” he replies, his hands finding mine, slipping into them so neatly and perfectly like a pair of gloves he was meant to wear.

“As a secret?”

“No.” He nibbles my earlobe. “Do you want to?”

“Are we ready?”

“I think so. You don’t?” he says.

“I don’t know.”

“I want you.”

“I don’t know if I’m ready.”

“How long will it take?”

I kiss him again.

###

1. Don’t let your mouth write a check, you can’t cash.

2. Men speak to some women like whores and others like princesses. You want to be the later.

3. No means no, but sometimes it doesn’t. They don’t hear you, no matter how loud you scream.

###

“Where have you been?” Momma yells as soon as I close the front door.

“Out.”

She rushes up, and is so close to me that I smell the whisky she’s been drinking. Her long fingers grab hold of my chin. She turns my head like I’m a doll. “Your lips are swollen.”

I yank away and wipe my mouth. They still tingle with the memory of Jacob’s kiss.

“I ate something hot.”

She circles me, then leans in to sniff. “You don’t smell like yourself.”

“And what does that smell like?”

“Are sassing me?”

“No, ma’am.”

“Where’s your dagger?”

I pat my leg.

“Good,” she grunts.

She points to the ceiling. I retreat to my room.

###

1. Nice girls don’t put out.

2. Nice girls wait until marriage.

###

“You ready?” Jacob’s breath hits my neck. It sends a shiver across my skin. 

I’m in my bra and panties, and he’s in his boxers. I’ve never seen this much of him. I’ve never let anyone see this much of me.

Momma’s dagger is still in a lace garter belt around my left leg. The cool blade warms alongside my skin. 

“I’m not sure.”

He traces his finger along my nose, then over my mouth. 

“What’s not to be sure of?”

I shrug.

“We’ve known each other since we were eight, and we’ve been together for so long.”

He leaves a trail of kisses along my neck. My eyes close, and my heart flutters.

“I know.”

“So, what’s the hesitation?”

“I don’t know.”

“What if we just tried? Just once.” His blue eyes search for eye contact.

He runs his hands down to my waist. His fingers hook the side of my underwear, then down my leg toward the dagger. My skin warms beneath his touch. “You going to take this off?”

“No.”

“Why?”

“I only take it off to shower.” Momma’s face sears into my head. I shouldn’t be doing this. She wouldn’t approve.

“So, do you want to?”

“Okay,” I whisper. The word comes out so soft, it almost doesn’t exist. 

A smile plays over his lips. He shimmies out of his boxers. I look away. He tries to take off my underwear.

“Don’t. Leave it on.”

“Okay,” he says, perching over me.

I gaze at his face. One that I know so well. My pulse races.

He pulls my underwear to the side. I take a deep breath and hold it. He tries to push himself inside me. 

I clench and put a hand to his chest. “I’m scared.” 

“It’s going to be okay.”

He tries again. My knees push in, trying to block him. He flattens them.

“You’re fighting me.”

“I…I’m…I don’t think we’re ready.”

“I’m ready.” He pushes harder.

My hand twitches at my side. My fingers inching closer and closer to the dagger. It’s hot now. The metal holding onto all of our heat. I’ve never used it before. And in this moment, I wonder how many times Momma has. 

“Just let me try,” he says, pinning me.

“We should stop.”

“One time, Winnie. Just once.” His voice pleads. He kisses me hard, suffocating my words. 

I slip the dagger from my leg and touch it to his throat.

###

A woman is a flower. Don’t give all your petals away.

phan Oneshot : Pinof 8

Time for another PINOF! 8.
Phill set up the camera, then took out the sharpie and smiled. “Whiskers!” He came at my face. I laughed as he drew them on me, and I drew them on him after.
“First question! ‘How was tatinof?’.” Phil read.
“Tatinof for those of you who don’t know, is the amazing tour is not on fire. Why you wouldn’t know that? I don’t know.” I laughed. “Uhm. It was very fun.. Experimental. Never been in the United States or in hotel rooms that long.” I said.
Phil cleared his throat at the mention of hotel rooms. We had some pretty memorable moments in those suites.
“Next question! Will Dil and Tabitha have a baby?” I read.
“Well they-”
“Woah! Spoilers Phil! Spoilers.” I shook my head. “You’ll have to wait and see uh.. 'Dilitha16’.” I pointed at the camera.
“Question numero très.” Phil put three fingers up. “'Do you plan on living together forever?’.” He read.
My face brightened. “We are ultimate best mates!” I said
“Yeah we do! We’re gonna be friends forever. And even more. I mean uh.. Even longer.” Phil shook his head, then laughed awkwardly.
“When will you guys get snapchat?” I read.
“What even is the point of snapchat!?” Phil laughed. “I don’t understand. It’s just like.. Vlogging.”
“Yeah. Uh. If someone teaches us how, maybe.” I laughed.
“'Dan! Why are all your clothes brighter than my future?’.” Phil read. “What? All my clothes are black. I-oh. OHHH! Uh no. You have a bright future ahead of you! Uh.. 'PhantasticPhan’. You jokester you!” I chuckled awkwardly.
“Phil. Why are you so adorable?’.” I read the question then looked at him.
“You realize this is definitely going to be a gif set. Right?” He said, laughing.
“Oh definitely.” I laughed.
We answered a ton more questions about the tour, about our favourite things, about each other. All while doing crazy fucked up shit. And then we got sad.
“Uh oh. Phil this is the last question.”
“Oh no!” He frowned.
I cleared my throat really loud. “Cut this out later but, which one should I read?” I asked him. One was asking how real Phan was, and the other was asking us to kiss.
Phil looked at me and smiled. “I’ll do it.” He took my phone from me.
He turned back to the camera. “Youtubeforever4 and amazingDan have similar questions for our last ones.” He said. “How real is Phan?” He looked from the phone to the camera. “That was YouTubeforever4’s question. But to answer it, we’re gonna answer AmazingDan’s question.” Then he turned to me, and hurriedly pressed his lips to mine.
We stopped the video. Edited, inserted a screenshot of the question before our kiss. We added the usual descriptions and everything.
Then he hovered the mouse over “upload.”
“Phil?” I asked, rubbing his back.
“Are you sure about this?” He said suddenly, looking over at me.
“Yeah.” I nodded, with a smile. “Are you?” I put my hand against his cheek.
“I uhm.” He cleared his throat. “Dan. You know I love you but-”
“But nothing. If you don’t want to post it, don’t. We can wait until you’re ready.” I crossed my legs to face him.
“I’m sorry. I..” He sighed and looked down at the space in the bed between he and I.
“Shh. It’s okay Phil. Really. We can wait. Here look” I took my phone out and wrote a tweet. 'pinof 8 is postponed but we can film a gaming channel video. what should we play???’ I showed him, then tweeted it. “See? It’s okay. No worries, baby. Okay?” I kissed his whiskered nose.
He flashed me his adorable smile and nodded. “Okay.”
I smiled and leaned forward, “maybe the filming of that video can wait though.” I smiled, leaning forward and pressing my lips to his.
He laughed and wrapped his arms around my neck.
We later…… much later, filmed our video. Phil edited it and then uploaded it. Then we cuddled, watched anime and fell asleep.
“Phil!” I whined. It’s been a week that he’s been waking me up early… and by early I mean before 12.
“Dannnnnnyyyyy.” he smiled and lay on top of me.
“What.” I frowned.
“Don’t hate me.” he smiled, snuggling his face into my neck.
“I need my beauty sleep.” I laughed.
“You’re already beautiful.” he kissed my neck.
I chuckled. “What’s so important you had to wake me up?” I asked.
“Check my Twitter.” he said.
I groaned and reached for my phone. I went on his Twitter and saw his tweet about PINOF. “PHIL REALLY?” I sat up, retweeting his tweet and liking it.
“Well what? It’s been a week.” he smiled at me.
I grinned and tweeted about it too. “Well, Philly, let’s do this” I smiled and sat up.
He opened his laptop and pulled up the saved video. “Ready babe?” Phil rested his head on my shoulder.
I smiled and nodded. “ready.” so he uploaded it.
The response was mostly incredible. Joey, Connor, Alfie, Zoë, Louise, Cat.. everyone tweeted about how proud of us they were.
In a video, a month later for my channel we were doing some sort of baking video. “hello Internet! Today I’m here with mah boyfriend.. Phil!” I inserted the 'yayyyyy’ sound effect when he jumped into shot. “and today we’re gonna attempt to bake a cake.” I flashed them my dimple. “oh.. but Dan.. what’s the occasion? You ask. Well. There isn’t one. I just want to make a fucking cake.” I said, Phil chuckled.
So we started the video. “Phil! You put the egg shell in the batter! That’s not where it goes.” I sighed.
“Sorry!” he laughed.
“You’re really lucky you’re cute, otherwise I would kick you out of the video.” I said, fishing out the shell.
he laughed.
All in all, our coming out was pretty great and we got to just be ourselves on our live shows, in our videos and in real life.

First Kiss- Nash imagine

Request: Hi! Can you do an imagine, where Nash and Y/n have been dating and Nash hasn’t kissed her, and it’s her first kiss.(i know it’s a lot to ask for) if you can thanks.😊

I straightened out my long red dress as I stood in front of the mirror. I was really nervous for the date today with Nash.

Nash and I had known each other for about a year, meeting through mutual friends. I had a huge crush on him and apparently so did he but we both just wanted to get to know each other before getting into a relationship.

And today here we were on our first date as boyfriend and girlfriend. The thing was that even though I was 18 years old, I’d never been kissed. It was quite embarrassing to be honest while other girls had gone all the way.

But I didn’t care because I wanted to save my firsts for the guy that I knew was the right one.

A knock on the door snapped me out of my thoughts. I took one last glance in the mirror before heading out of my room. As I made my way down the stairs I saw that my mom had already opened the door and was making small talk with Nash.

Nash looked really good with his black tux and red tie, I had told him I would be wearing a red dress but I didn’t know he was going to get a matching tie.

Like in those cliche movies, he looked up at me as I came to the last few steps. He didn’t take his eyes off me which made my cheeks turn a rosy shade of pink. I couldn’t help but stare right back at the gorgeous boy in front of me.

“(Y/n)” my mom said snapping us both out of our thoughts, “Stop staring at the boy and get down here. He’s been waiting long enough”

Nash chuckled while I quickly made my way downstairs, embaressed. “Oh wait! I need pictures” my mom said quickly running to find our camera.

“We should run before it’s too late” I whispered to Nash which he replied to with a chuckle.

“Pictures aren’t that bad, plus you’re mom’s excited and I think that’s cute.” he gave me a quick kiss on the top of my head.

“Oh and you look breathtaking” he said with a smile and I obviously blushed.

“You look really good too” I said back.

“And I’m here!” my mom exclaimed, ushering us to stand by the fireplace. “My baby’s going on her first date” she said while taking about a hundred photos.

“Mom” I groaned out “I think that’s enough” I took Nash’s hand and pulled him away from my crazy mother.

“Have fun” she called out as we exited my house. Nash had brought his car and he opened the passenger door for me. “Thank you” I said with a small smile.

He then entered through the driver’s door. The ride was filled with small talk and laughter. This was what I loved about us, we could never run out of things to talk about.

Thirty minutes later, we pulled in front of a fancy restaurant. He placed my small hand in his and led us to the restaurant. Then we were both brought to our seats.

“Wow Nash this is such a nice place but you know a picnic would have been fine for me” I said scared about wasting his money.

“But I wouldn’t be fine with it, I want to treat my girl right. Plus we can do a picnic on a later date.” he smiled taking my hand in his.

We both ordered as the waiter came and made small talk throughout the whole dinner. I enjoyed it so much and this raised my date bar so high. Nash was such a wonderful guy.

After we paid and left, we walked around for a bit before stopping in front of a fountain.

“I had a really good time today (y/n). You’re such an amazing woman and I’m so lucky to have this chance” he cupped my face in his hands.

My heart started pounding against my chest, if I assumed correctly NASH WAS GOING TO KISS ME. This was going to be my first kiss and it was with a gorgeous guy who had probably done this many times before.

“Uh.. (y/n) are you okay?” he asked his face laced with concern.

“Uh..yeah…I just… I’ve never been kissed before” I uttered out.

He grinned cutely at me. “Just follow me babe” Babe?? Omg I- and his warm lips pressed against mine and his eyes shut closed. I followed by closing my eyes too. The kiss was soft, gentle and was testing the waters. But overall, it was amazing and I knew I would never forget it. It was the perfect kiss I was waiting for.

When we pulled back we both looked at each other. I wanted to keep kissing Nash, he was so intoxicating. “Wow” I managed to whisper. “God that was amazing” I said out loud then blushed as I realized what I just said.

Just then I felt wetness on my cheek. I looked up and saw soft raindrops falling to the ground. “Didn’t you want a kiss in the rain?” Nash asked with a small smirk.

I nodded and he yet again pressed his lips to mine for another intoxicating kiss.

Gaming ~ Danisnotonfire

requested - Could you please do an imagine when y/n is playing Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 (Or whatever game you like) and recording you all are recording a video for their gaming channel? And at the end can you make it fluffy with dan :3 Thank you! :) Hope you like this :) I’ve not got a clue what Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 is so I’m going to go for the sims, hope this is okay! 

You were sat with your best friends about to record a video with them. Phil was sat on your left while Dan was on your right, your shoulders almost touching. You always referred to Dan as your best friend but the truth was he was more than just a friend but your relationship wasn’t public and so you always referred to each other as friends to avoiding putting yourselves. 

“Lets make our sim family!” Phil suggested, his excitement showing. You laughed and rolled your eyes at him as Dan agreed. 

“Dan needs to be podgier than that.” You joke as Phil makes Dan’s sim, you had all decided to make each other’s sim. 

“Hey! I do not need to be podgier than that, I’m very lean.” Dan defends himself. 

“I know what you look like with your top off.” You winked at him, causing him to blush. 

“I’ll edit that out.” Dan laughs as he glances over at Phil who was starting to feel a little awkward. 

“Okay, moving on.” Phil laughed and passed the controller over to Dan so that he could do your sim. You groaned at the thought of how much teasing you were about to receive from Dan. 

“How do I reproduce such a messy hair style on a sim?” Dan asks you, squinting at your hair that you had spent ages styling. 

“Shut up. Phil tell him to stop being so mean!” You pout turning to Phil for some support. 

“Hey don’t drag me into this!” He laughs, moving his chair away slightly. 

After many insults Dan eventually created your sim and you moved on to creating Phil’s. Soon your sims family was complete and ready to move into their house. 

“I think we should stop it there.” Dan says, stretching followed by a yawn. 

“I agree, I want some lunch.” Phil says, getting up and turning the camera off, he then left you and Dan in the room together. 

“I want to leave that bit in the video.” Dan whispers, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. 

“What bit?” You ask him. 

“The bit where you said that you’ve seen under my shirt. I want people to know about us (Y/N), I don’t want our relationship to be a secret anymore.” He explains to you, holding your hand. 

“I’d like that.” You smile, resting your head against him. 

“I love you.” He says, kissing the top of your head. 

“I love you too.” You replied, squeezing his hand. 

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Stay Awhile

Title: Stay Awhile

Character(s): Actor Tom

Chapter Number/One Shot: One Shot

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Fluff

Summary: After a long time apart, Tom is finally home.

Warnings: Brief mention of sexual activities, but nothing detailed.

Author Note: Because I needed to write some fluff today.


Waiting was the worst part of being apart from the one person you love. Especially when that waiting was nearly over. Minutes. Mere minutes and Tom would be walking out of those terminal doors and he’d be home. With me. But it was the waiting, the pacing back and forth that was killing me. He was so damn close. So close and yet so far away.

I checked the monitor a dozen time within the span of only a few minutes. His plane had landed. He was here. Somewhere in this airport, he was walking around. Damn it, but where?

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Blue Jeans

A/N: Okay so I was like starting to write the next part of that Walking Dead series and I like put an Artist on repeat and well Blue Jeans came on by Lana Del Rey and I was like “Holy shit this could totally be a fanfic about Bucky.” So then this happened.

Word count: 4776

Warnings: Swearing, violence, stuff I don’t know just lets say you have been warned.

Your name: submit What is this?

You sat with your head rested on the wall as a tear ran down your face, Bucky he had been back for a while back, some of his memory had come back but not all of it, but it wasn’t that which was crushing you, it was her. He had started dating some woman, Emma you think her name was. He didn’t remember you, he didn’t remember the two of you. You knew what they were doing, you had gone past his room and heard the moans. You had waited for him, you always knew he never died and you waited for him for years. You never dated, never loved again. You just waited, knowing some day you would be together. But now, now you weren’t so sure.

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One Last Summer - A Jack Gilinsky Fanfiction

Introduction Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 

Chapter 6

Chapter 7:

The next two weeks were confusing, to say the least. I accepted the fact that I liked Jack, no doubt about it. I’m not sure why I let myself like him. It was impossible not to. Yes, being generously good looking was a part of it, but the way Jack made my blood boil in anger while simultaneously making me blush in embarrassment was addicting. However, I wasn’t sure he felt the same way. Ever since our kiss in the elevator a while back, he hadn’t really made any effort into whatever it is we have, and neither did I. It was frustrating and I felt completely stuck, so nowadays I just tried to avoid him altogether so I could pretend that nothing happened.

I was relieved that we finally had a day off, after one full week of nonstop events. What I really wanted to do was stay curled up on my bed the entire day, and maybe get caught up on the summer homework I needed to get done before school started. But my plans of staying alone in my room the entire day were ruined when Bart asked me to accompany the boys on their trip to six flags. “Please y/n? I won’t be able to go with them, and they need at least 2 other people to make sure nothing happens. Roger will be there too. ” I couldn’t believe this. Bart was acting as if these 15-19 year old boys couldn’t take care of themselves. Not wanting to argue with him, I grudgingly agreed and began to get ready, dressing as comfortably as I possibly could for the Texas heat. This meant that my shorts were a little shorter than normal, and my tank was really loose and had to be worn with a bandeau. After braiding my hair and packing a small purse with the necessities, I met the boys in the parking lot. I did a quick headcount to make sure everyone was accounted for, and we all piled into the car. I was too tired to make conversation with anyone, so I stuck my headphones in my ears and closed my eyes, trying to envision myself back in my bed at the hotel.

“Hello?! Earth to y/n!” I heard Taylor’s voice interrupt my thoughts. “Look! We’re here!” he said excitedly, pointing to the park, which was at the next exit. “Yay.” I said absentmindedly, not looking forward to this long day ahead. I felt a tap on my shoulder, and I turned around only to be face to face with Jack, who was giving me a look of concern. “Are you okay? You haven’t said a word this entire time.” Well yeah, maybe because I don’t want to be here right now. “Sorry, I’m just really tired. But you all are too, so that’s not really an excuse.” I apologized, turning back to face the road. That was the end of that conversation. 

We finally parked the car, and everyone got out of the van and stretched their legs. “Alright, I don’t mean to sound bossy, but it’s kind of my job, so there are a few rules. Please make sure you’re with someone you know at all times, keep your phones on you in case of an emergency, and don’t do anything illegal, or dangerous to your well being and the health of those around you. Understand?” They all gave me that look they have on their faces when they can’t believe that I’m actually their age and not an adult. “Sir yes sir!” said Jack J, putting his hand to his eyebrow in a fake salute, earning a laugh from everyone, including me. “Okay, now let’s go! If you decide to split up, just remember to meet by the main entrance at 5 pm.” I gave them each their tickets and watched as they all headed for the ride closest to the entrance, a coaster that strapped you in stomach first, so it was as though you were flying.

I looked over at Roger, who I had also gotten to know pretty well over the past few weeks, well enough to know that he wasn’t a roller coaster guy. “Not good for my old heart,” he told me. “What are you planning on doing?” I asked him. “Probably just people watch, nothing really exciting. You should go with them, you know. It will relieve your stress.” Is it that obvious that I’m stressed out.. He was probably right, as he usually is about everything, so I ended up following them and waiting in line. “Are you scared?” Matt asked me. “Not at all.” I replied automatically. “Roller coasters are fun, not scary at all.” Dillon, overhearing our conversation joined in. “Well then you obviously haven’t been here before. Have you been on the Goliath?” “No, I haven’t, not yet at least.” “It’s supposed to be the World’s Steepest coaster,” he replied. “It just opened last summer, and I heard that a girl..” knowing where this conversation was going, I put a hand up to stop him. “I don’t wanna hear about it! Otherwise I won’t ride it!” I exclaimed. “Okay! I won’t. But we’re definitely going there later.” He said, putting his hands up in defense.

We finally arrived at the front of the line, and I ended up strapped in between Sam and Jack G. Oh, how irony loves me. To my surprise, the ride was actually quite fun, despite it looking pretty slow and not as high as the other coasters. I ended up enjoying myself and looking forward to the next ride.

After a few more coasters, we decided that it was time to eat. It still amazed me as to how much food these boys could scarf down. Not eating nearly as much as them, my stomach still started to turn just thinking about all the food that was bound to come up again later.

Afterwards, we continued to explore the park. I was surprised that not many people recognized Mahogany and the boys. Yes, we were stopped quite a few times for pictures, but not as many as I predicted, thankfully. It was almost time to leave, but we had to make sure that we went on this Goliath that Dillon was talking about. The line was especially long for this one, but I didn’t really mind at this point since I was actually enjoying myself. We were finally boarding the ride, and I was sitting next to Gilinsky for the 5th time today. As the coaster cruised up higher and higher, I felt myself getting more and more nervous. Dillon was right. This coaster went really high. My heart was beating a million miles a minute. Jack turned to me with a look of excitement on his face. Noticing that my face was as white as a sheet, he asked “Are you okay?” My voice cracking, I replied in a squeaky voice “Not really, I’m kind of scared.” He flashed me a reassuring smile and held out his hand for me to take. “Don’t worry, I’ll be right here, scaredy cat.” He teased. At this point, we were at the top and I was too scared to refuse, so I took his hand in mine. It was silent for a more moments before I felt myself being propelled downward at 70mph. I let out an ear-curdling scream that didn’t sound human, and I heard Jack let out a few whoops and hollers. I held on to his hand for dear life as we traveled up and down, and around. I was glad when I thought it was over, but to my disdain, there was one last surprise drop, where I saw a flash of light from a camera go off. This should be one hell of a picture. 

When we got off, Jack couldn’t stop laughing. “Geez, y/n. I think I need to get my hand amputated or something because you squeezed the life out of it,” he said, showing me his limp hand. I gave him a sheepish smile before checking out the picture from the ride. “There we are!” I pointed at our picture. My face was one of pure horror while Jack was still laughing, our hands intertwined. “What a cute couple,” the clerk at the station told us. “Oh, we’re not..” I looked at Jack, waiting for him to correct her, but all he did was smile and say, “Why thank you, how much is this picture?” he started taking out his wallet. “What? Why are you buying it? Jack! I look ridiculous.” I protested, crossing my arms. “Exactly, this makes for good blackmail later on,” he retorted, winking. I gave him a fake pouty look in an attempt to stop him from buying the picture, but in reality I didn’t mind it that much. I was glad that he would have a reminder of this day. He gave the cashier a few bills and took the bag containing the picture in one hand, holding out the other for me to take. We walked towards the entrance of the park, hand in hand, where everyone was already waiting, earning a few smiles and knowing looks from the boys. “Well it’s about damn time you two have gotten your act together!” exclaimed Johnson. “Yeah seriously, we were beginning to wonder if you guys were ever going to end up together,” added Sam.

Once we were all piled back into the van, we set out on our way back to the hotel for the night. The ride back was significantly quieter, what with everyone being tired and all. Roger turned to me, and gave me a knowing look. “What?” I asked him. “See? You are much more relaxed now, right?” he said. “Alright, you were right. But riding roller coasters isn’t the only thing that helped me get more relaxed,” I replied, looking in the rear view mirror to see a sleeping Jack G, his head resting on Shawn’s shoulder and mouth slightly open. “Oh I’m sure that’s not the only reason, but it is one of them!” I simply hummed in response and leaned me head against the window, looking in the mirror and watching the park disappear behind us. I couldn’t believe I was actually thankful about Bart asking me to do something for him.

Chapter 8

Meeting Josh! (my story)

So we were waiting outside the gate for Heather (one of the people from SBNN/Josh’s friend) to take us over to the meet & greet spot. We just stood around & talked, then my sister told me to turn around because Josh was walking in! He smiled, waved, & said hi to everyone, then followed some people to go to the meet & greet spot. We waited a few more minutes & Heather took us over to the volleyball court’s bleachers & we walked to the top where there was like this little platform thingy that Josh was standing at with Andre (Josh’s friend & assistant), Amanda (Josh’s aunt), and some other people. Heather asked each of us for our names to mark off that we were there & to give us our tickets. Then we stood in line & waited. They were trying to set up a table for him to sign posters, but they couldn’t move it. So he picked it up & moved it by himself (those arms though). My sister & I started talking to this really nice girl we met named Athena & her mom while we were waiting. We watched Josh meet the people ahead of us in line & he smiled really big (it was freaking adorable) & said hi every time someone met him. I saw Andre while we were in line & said hi to him. He looked kinda surprised that I knew who he was, but he said hi back. We talked to him for a little while & he was really nice. My sister went to meet Josh before me & she gave Josh this little plastic award and mini cinnamon rolls that we bought for him. We told him that we heard he likes cinnamon rolls (from an interview with Jen) and he was so excited! (Another reason why is because he IS a cinnamon roll… too good for this world. Too pure.) He said that he hadn’t ate yet & he was really hungry, so he’d eat them for breakfast. Then I told him the award we got him wasn’t an Oscar, but we thought he deserved one. He said thank you & that he’d put it with his baseball awards on his table at home! :D My sister took her picture with him, then I gave him a hug. I took my picture with him & then asked if he liked my shirt. (It says idk man I just love Josh Hutcherson) He read it out loud & said, “I don’t know, man… I just love - oh, that’s awesome!” Then I asked if I could get a picture doing a hand heart like on my shirt. He said of course & we took a picture like that. After we took the picture, he said, “Why weren’t hand hearts a thing for pictures before? They should have been. It’s a good idea.” Then my sister & I asked him if we could get a picture of all 3 of us, which he said was no problem. We thanked him & said that we hope he enjoys the cinnamon rolls. We ate some breakfast with some of the other girls we met. We went over to Heather after we ate & got a picture with her and talked to her about where we live & some other stuff. 

After we were done talking to Heather, we were talking to Athena (one of the girls we met in line) & she said that she still had another ticket from her mom & that she could go up for extra time to meet Josh. She said that we could go with her & do a giant group picture. Our group went up & asked if he could pose a certain way. He asked if he could put his own spin on it & we said yeah. After that he wanted to see how the picture turned out, so he told the camera person to show him. We all gathered around the camera & looked at the picture together. One of the girls in the group (her name was Natalie) told him to stop crying in movies because it makes her cry & he said something along the lines of… “Sorry! It’s part of my job. Maybe the writers should stop making me cry.” Then we asked if he could do his cricket noise & he did! (there’s a video of it & you can hear us all going crazy) After the group picture, my sister & I got signed Peeta posters because we didn’t get one our first round & we told him we were the ones who gave him the cinnamon rolls. He said, “Yeah, they were trying to give me fruit! I don’t want to eat fruit!” We wished him good luck in the volleyball game & stood off to the side, talking to each other & watching other people meet him. (I heard him do the cricket noise again :D ) When he was leaving, we were standing right by him & said thanks again. He waved & said bye, then everyone left the meet & greet area. 

There were tons of booths with free samples & some games, so we played this game they had. Then Amanda got in line, so I said hi. She waved back at me. Then we saw Josh walking through a back way (I think to go to his hotel) with Andre & a few other people, so my sister & I went over to him again to thank him. He said hi to us again & then he went off. 

Later we met up with one of the girls we talked to at the meet & greet (her name was Natalie) with her dad. We were trying to get seats for the volleyball game, but there was a women’s game going on & there wasn’t really any seats. They finally did a little awards ceremony & we decided to try to get seats on the actual court at the sand. Nobody got up though, but we found an little space to stand & asked the people sitting near there if we could stand by them. They said no problem, so we were literally right on the sand at the little barrier thingy. Josh came out & everyone screamed like crazy. I took tons of pictures! Later he came over to the barrier & ran by it to high five everyone. He touched my hand! :D Then he continued playing & the game lasted only like 20 minutes or so. At the end, the players took a group picture & they all started dancing. I got to see my baby dance in person!!!!!! Then they all started leaving, but Josh was kinda getting crowded, so security took him off into a little area to get away from the crowds. We left after that, so that’s my story! 

I want to thank all of the people who helped run the event, Josh, & all of the girls I met. Everyone was so nice & it was totally worth it. Josh was such a sweetheart! I’ll be sure to upload some of the pictures I took when I transfer them from my camera to the computer.

Matt Espinosa Imagine for cupcake011600

A/N: I couldnt find your name on your blog love! if you want me to edit it just message me with your name :) 

Your POV

I was in my kitchen baking a bunch of cookies and dancing around. I always like to bake when I am bored, why? I have no idea. I just do. 

I was dancing while mixing the dough. I jumped when to arms went around me.

“Hi.” I heard my boyfriend Matt whisper. I smiled and turned around.

“You scared me!” I said while playfully slapping him. “How did you even get in my house? I’m the only one home.” I said.

“You should learn to lock your door. Besides I texted you I was coming over.” He told me.

“My phone is in the living room. I was in here the whole time sorry.” I said while getting on my toes to peck his lips.

“It’s cool. Nice dance moves by the way.” He said with a wink. I just rolled my eyes. 

“Cheeky little shit.” I mumbled. He laughed and pulled me to his chest. 

“Want help?” He asked. 

“Oh no.. Last time we tried baking you burned it all!” I told him. 

“I got better!” He defended. 

“You can mix the cookie dough. I’ll watch them in the oven.” I told him. 

“Alright!” He said with a smile. He grabbed ingredient and started making a batch of cookie dough. 

I was working on my own and when I looked over to his I saw he was doing it wrong. 

“Matt you are doing it wrong!” I told him. 

“What do you mean?” He asked. 

“Matt that looks like pancake batter.” I told him looking at what he did. 

“So?” He asked. 

“We are baking cookies not pancakes.” I pointed out with a laugh. I smacked him lightly on his face without realizing I had flour all over my hand. 

“(Y/n) you did not just do that.” He said while going for the flour. 

“Matt don’t ev-” I was cut off when a bunch of flour went in my face. “Oh my god!” I said while looking at him. I grabbed and egg and threw it at him hitting his shirt. 

“This was my good shirt!” He complained. 

“Ha.” I said sassily. He came to me with more flour in his hand but before he could get me I cracked another egg on his head. He shook his head and grabbed a handful of his batter and threw it at me getting over my face and shirt. 

“Matt!” I yelled looking at my shirt. I wiped the batter off my face and looked to see him smirking at me. 

“Payback is a bitch sweetie.” He cooed. I smiled and walked over him grabbing the collar of his shirt and pulling his lips to mine. He smiled into the kiss and placed his hands on my waist. I reached my hand to grab the bowl of his batter and poured it on his head causing him to pull away quickly. 

“It is a bitch, isn’t it?” I said with a smile. He was covered in batter causing him to smirk. 

“This means war bae.” We smirked and started a fullout food fight, grabbing whatever was in my fridge or cupboards. The kitchen was a mess and we were covered in food but we didn’t care. 

We stopped when we heard footsteps in the kitchen. My mom came in and looked up at us. Once she saw the kitchen she just shook her head and walked back out of the house. 

“Well that was pleasant.” I said with a laugh. “We should probably clean.” I said while looking at the floor. 

“Wait!” He said while grabing his phone. He opened the camera and pointed it at us both. We both took stupid random pictures causing us to laugh. He even made a vine of the mess we made. 

He opened twitter and posted one of the pictures. 

@themattespinosa​ : Tried baking cookies with my bae @y/t/n . this happened . #foodfight #bae

He smiled at me once he was done and came over lifting me in his arms causing me to laugh. His lips meant mine in a passionate kiss. He pulled away smiling. 

“I love you (y/n).” He said with his nose brushing mine. 

“Good then you can help me clean.” I said with a smirk. I went and got him the mop. 

“No ‘I love you to?’” He asked with a pout. I smiled while handing him the mop. 

“I love you to, so much you don’t even know.” I smiled. He grabbed me and kissed me again before we spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning, laughing, and just having a good time. 

A/N: and done! hope you like it ! when i think matt i think of stuff like this and omg it would be so cute and i should stop there before i start crying. :) 

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