he should get pranked more often

Lyric text prank / Colby Brock

Request: Hello❤️ first I just want to say, I really love your imagines. They give me life❤️. Can you do a imagine where the reader or Colby does a song lyric texting prank❤️

A/N( I didn’t know what song I should use so I made the first one that came to mind:) hope it’s okay)

„Hey guys it’s Colby here, as you may or may not have already guessed from the title I’m doing a song lyric prank on my gorlfriend y/n Now many of you have seen the prank she did on me so i decided that we have to get her back, because #teamcolby is the best, so here I am, I’m also linking her video down below if you haven’t watched it yet“ as Colby pointed to a corner.

„So i decide to do the song it’s alright it’s okay by Ashley Tisdale so let’s get started“ Colby started off by texting you hello so you wouldn’t get suspicious. As he finally got a reply back he decided to start with the first 4 lines

„You told me, there’s no need, To talk it out, ‘Cause it’s too late“ he send as he saw you were typing.

„I seriously hope this is gonna work out“ as Colby laughed to the camera.

„Are you okay? What is too late?“ as he read it out loud showing the screen to the camera.

„To proceed, And slowly, i took your words, and walked away“ he smiled before hitting send.

„I don’t know if he really doesnt know the song or if he thinks I’m being dumb“ as he waited for you to reply.

„What words 😐? And when did you walk away?“ He laughed at how clueless you were before yoi started typing again.

„Are You drunk baby?“ as He couldn’t help but laugh more. He looked the next lyrics up as he copied them and pasted them making sure it looked like he was typing them.

„okay the next lyrics is what’s making me scared what she’s gonna say!“ He say nervous reading the lyrics out loud.

„It’s alright, OK, I’m so much better without you, I won’t be sorry🙁“ as he send it to you. You didn’t understand anything.

„Wait?! Are you breaking up with me? What’s going on?“ He read it out loud.

„I can’t believe she still hasn’t figured it out. I mean Ashley Tisdale is her favourite.“ as you tried to call him but he declined to make it sound believable.

„Baby answer it „ the next message read as he just send you the next lyrics.

„You played me, Betrayed me, Your love was nothing but a game“ as he looked up into the camera.

„Im So sorry baby for the prank but that’s what you get for pranking me.“ he laughed as he heard the ding signaling that he got a message.

„Who said that? I never betrayed you, baby seriously answer your phone“ as you called him again, him declining it again.

„Babe my love for you is real, everything i said is real. What’s going on?“ He showed the camera his screen.

„so last lyrics and then I’m gonna tell her it was a prank“ as he pasted the last lyrics before sending it to you. What he didn’t know you were on your way to him. As he waited for his reply whwn suddenly the doorbell rang.

„I’ll be right back“ as he walked it the door seeing You with some tears in your eyes. He opened the door pulling you into him, you pulled away as he takes your hand and walked to his room.

„What’s going on? What did I do?“As he opened the door to his room where his camera was seated. You sat down not noticing it with tears in your eyes.

„You know i love You so much, so What’s up?“ You ask as he laughed and pointed to the camera. You suddenly understood what was going on.

„It’s a prank?“ as He bursted out laughing. You pulled him to you pecking his lips.

„stop crying and yes that’s what you get for pranking me“ as he wiped some of your tears away.

„So guys thank you so much for watching if you enjoyed it please give it a thumbs up and also comment down below if I should do it more often, y/n’s video is gonna be linked down below. I love you guys and see you next Friday “ as he did his outro you just sitting there. He walked over before you pulled him on top of you.

„You scared me, but I also should’ve thought you would do that „ as he leaned down kissing you.

„I love you“ as he layed down next to you. He put his arms over you.

„I love you more“ you smiled before intertwining your hands together and slowly falling asleep since it was already pretty late.

Voltron Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a brilliant series that has become my comfort show on Netflix at the moment. Because I love it, and I love Voltron Legendary Defender, here’s a VLD B99 AU! (That looks like some sort of code). 

Detective Lance Espinosa

  • This AU’s equivalent of Jake Peralta.
  • Full name: Leandro Alejandro Núñez Cuesta Espinosa. Goes by Lance Espinosa most of the time.
  • He’s actually a very talented detective (and the sharpshooter of the team), but he’s incredibly immature. 
  • Often breaks the rules, but still somehow manages to avoid getting out of serious trouble due to his successful arrest record.
  • Hides his insecurities behind constant jokes/teasing/playful banter.
  • Very charming, and considers himself quite the ladies man. 
  • Has an infamous rivalry with Keith; every Halloween they have a bet where they try to out-smart each other and Lance tries to steal and item of Keith’s. They always end up becoming elaborate and over the top shenanigans.
  • Acts like his life is an action movie. Which, to be fair, is sometimes accurate.
  • Owns an old mustang which he has a lot of attachment towards. He even named it Blue.
  • Hunk is his best friend and nothing can destroy their bond. Not even an eight day stakeout. (Although it did cause some… issues…)

Also this seemed like something Lance would definitely do during an interrogation: 

Originally posted by themedicatedhijabi

Detective Keith Kogane

  • The Rosa Diaz of the group.
  • Rides a motor bike into work. 
  • Comes across as incredibly intimidating with his tough, no-nonsense attitude. Do not get on his bad side. 
  • Out of the team, he’s probably the best fighter. Also, he always seems to have a collection of knives hidden on him which baffles and terrifies the team (seriously, where the hell was he hiding those?).
  • Shiro was his mentor at the academy and they still have a close bond. He’s one of the few people who can deal with Keith when his temper gets the better of him. 
  • Was also in the same year as Hunk and Lance at the academy. Lance and Keith’s rivalry continued after they graduated. His hair style is constantly mocked by Espinosa.
  • Somewhere along the line, during an investigation, he discovers he is related to the Galra crime family. 
  • Not very good at expressing his feelings, but deep down he’s actually a big old softie. His team is his true family and he’ll do anything to protect them.
  • Lots of leather jackets.
  • Has a habit of using his police badge as a stim toy if he’s away from his desk and needs one.  

Originally posted by sergeant-santiago

Detective Sergeant Takashi “Shiro” Shirogane

  • He’s Terry okay? 
  • Precinct dad. His team are his kids and he loves them as much as his actual kids.
  • He can pick up anyone in the team and carry them around the precinct with ease. 
  • Hasn’t been in the field for a while due to a combination of reasons: the main is his ptsd, but also now has a family. His twin girls are the light of his life and for a long time, he was terrified of leaving them farther-less if he was hurt in the field. With the support of his team, he gradually gets over his fears! 
  • In regards to the ptsd. Shiro used to work deep undercover infiltrating the Galra syndicate, until he was exposed. He lost his arm, but managed to escape. Now he has a state-of-the-art prosthetic.
  • The most physically fit. When not working a case, he’s doing push-ups at his desk.
  • He’s basically the only person who can deal with Lance and Keith when they’re at each other’s throats again. 
  • Adopted a cat which used to lurk around the precinct. It may or may not have formerly belonged to Mafia boss Zarkon.
  • The shenanigans which keep happening due to some of the cops cough Lance cough have caused him to develop a semi-permanent eye twitch. He’s also going grey. 
  • Loves yogurt. 

Y’know, I wasn’t going to post a gif for every person. But now I feel like I need to post one more. Especially as this feels very Lance and Shiro: 

Originally posted by amesantiagos

Okay now I’m done with the gifs.

Detective “Hunk” Garrett

  • Kind of Charles Boyle, but significantly less… bumbling.
  • Full name: Malosi Garrett. (Everyone just calls him Detective Hunk/just Hunk, and he’s completely fine with that.)
  • Living lie-detector, and the best at figuring out when a suspect isn’t telling the truth. Even though he comes across as cuddly, he’s fantastic in the interrogation room. 
  • A real foodie. He has a weekly food blog which is actually really successful? Always bringing in home-made treats for his team and providing the best restaurant recommendations. In another life, he was probably the head chef of a three Michelin star restaurant. 
  • Despite not being the best with a gun on the team, he’s a talented engineer and has other strengths such as bomb disposal 
  • Has a more nervous disposition than the rest of the team. If truth be told, he doesn’t really like being out in the field so much, but does feel a great sense of pride when he saves/helps people and cracks a case.
  • The best hugger in the precinct without a doubt. 
  • Will take a bullet for any of his team without hesitation. And has done so. He received the Medal of Valour for that.
  • Was childhood friends with Lance. They both promised they were going to become cops together, and they did. They probably work the best together out of the entire team, and Hunk is always supporting Lance in his silly endeavours. 
  • Had a John McClane moment, but messed up the famous quote. “Yippie kayak you quiznack!”

Detective Allura Kingsley

  • A much less high-strung/teacher’s pet version of Amy Santiago.
  • From the UK! She moved to NYC with her father when she was young, got a citizenship, then returned to the UK for university. She worked at the London Met for a year or so post-graduation, then return to the NYPD. I know this is probably implausible but let me have English Allura!
  • Has four pet mice. 
  • Daughter of Alfor Kingsley, the deceased CEO of conglomerate Altea Inc. She became a police woman in order to try and find her father’s killer, who she strongly believes is linked to the Galra crime syndicate. 
  • Striving to become a captain, so can be incredibly competitive and strives to be the best. Despite this streak, she’s very diplomatic and good at making higher-ups like her.  
  • Secretly smokes when incredibly stressed. 
  • Has the nickname “Princess”, due to the team discovering she descends from British aristocracy. 
  • Wears contact lenses. Her glasses (which she rarely uses) are comically large.
  • She’s one of the strongest members of the team, and constantly beats the guys in arm wrestling competitions. Also, yes, there are regular arm wrestling competitions at the 99. 
  • Involved in a bet with Lance to see who can arrest the most criminals in a year. 

Detective Coran Smythe 

  • Scully and Hitchcock fusion, only not incompetent.
  • The oldest member of the team, who has been working for the NYPD for thirty years.
  • Currently, he makes the least arrests on the team. Although he is affectionately teased about this, nobody really minds. He used to be one of the most successful cops on the force, and even though he’s slowed right down now, the others like having him around. 
  • He doesn’t seem to contribute too much in terms of solving many of his solo cases. However, his wisdom and his occasionally important encyclopaedic knowledge from the past has helped the others! Morse code is useful! 
  • Basically the cooky squad uncle. 
  • He can also sing opera, which is a beautiful experience for everyone who witnesses it. 
  • A multilingual gorgeous man who always seems to know about other cultures and how to deal with anyone outside of the NYPD. 
  • Had a close relationship with Alfor Kingsley before he died, and has subsequently taken Allura under his wing, becoming a surrogate-father figure to her. 
  • Loves disguises and going under cover.
  • Is always telling incredible stories about his old cases; Lance adores hearing his tales and they bond over how badass the 80s were. 

Katie “Pidge” Holt 

  • A fusion between Savant and Gina Linetti.
  • The only member of the main squad who isn’t a police officer.
  • Originally, she hacked into the 99th precincts computer systems for two reasons: 1). She was trying to find evidence about her missing father and brother. 2). She was bored. The NYPD eventually hired her to take over as I.T. Director. 
  • Her web handle is Pidge. 
  • She’s snarky and sardonic, and is always making fun of/judging the detectives. Also, pranks. Lots of pranks. 
  • Somehow, she ends up getting involved in far more cases than a civilian should do. Mainly hacking into various criminals computers and searching for incriminating evidence.
  • Has a close bond with Hunk and Lance - the three of them got caught in a die hard situation over Christmas and it was amazing. Pidge got a bit too enthusiastic about making a flame-thrower out of hair spray.
  • She even hacked the precincts roomba. It is now called Rover, and is her evil robot henchman. 
  • Carries a taser with her all the time. Has often threatened Lance with it when he annoys her. 
  • She’s the youngest, and was a child prodigy who attended university at the age of 16. After graduating, she basically lived in her mum’s basement before getting a job at the 99. 

Who’s the Captain, I hear you ask? I’m probably going to have to make another post about that because I have a few ideas. Actually, I have so many ideas about this AU. There might be lots of posts.

Non-Supernatural TMA Episode Descriptions

I tried my hand writing brief descriptions of each of the episodes with all supernatural influences removed, and the results amused me.  They also made me realize that, sans the supernatural, the TMA universe is one where exterminators and mental health professionals have to be in HUGE demand.

Anyway, I posted my silly summaries here, for this is a trash post, and I am a trash poster.

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anonymous asked:

how would the us and sf skelebros react to making their usually quiet/chill crush laugh so hard that they end up gigglesnorting? thank you!!

I think giggle-snorting is so awesome. It’s so satisfying to know that you’ve made someone laugh so hard that they do that, tbh.

{EDIT} Whoa, I totally missed the SF boys!! Sorry about that.

US!Sans/Plum:

– He probably did something completely ridiculous or funny without even realizing it. So when you begin to laugh out loud, he gasps and begins to look around for the source. He must acquire whatever it is that made you laugh!!

– That may be the thing that sets you off and he whirls back to face you when the snorting begins. He realizes the source is him, and normally he would be a bit embarrassed.

– But he’s too distracted by how elated you look, so much that his eyelights shift between hearts and stars for a moment. You’re so cute, and it makes a goofy grin spread across his face.

– He lets out his own laugh and hugs you tight. He tells you how adorable he thinks you are and how you should laugh like that more often. He might tickle you to keep it going, he loves the sound so much.

US!Papyrus/Cherry:

– It was a botched prank. Sans had completely missed the mark, making you and Cherry come to check on the trap. Turns out you misplaced the trigger for it, and Papyrus miscalculated the trajectory, so both of you end up having buckets of honey and different things dumped on your heads.

– Well, Pap did. You luck out by just getting the honey, while Papyrus is now a feathery, honey-slathered, glitter covered skeleton. 

– He sputters and curses, trying to spit out the confetti that’s fallen into his mouth, and you burst into giggles at his struggling. The look of mock offence he gives you makes you giggle snort.

– And he’s sort of glad he’s covered in stuff now, because he’s sure that his face is completely pink at this point. His expression falls into a grin and he’s laughing at you now. Later, when you’re getting cleaned up, he realizes that this is the moment he fell in love with you.

SF!Sans/Hunter:

– He’s probably ranting to you about something. And when he rants, he paces all over the damn room. He’s going on about a bad day and how this person just would not stop hassling him and how incapable he thought this other person was.

– He’s so engrossed in this rant that he doesn’t notice that he’s been walking in and out of the kitchen, up the stairs and then casually jumping over the railing this entire time. Once you start laughing at him, he looks up to snap at you and then trips on the last step of the stair, face planting into the floor.

– Now he’s pissy and embarrassed, but he’s finally noticed your snorting and now he’s conflicted because??? He’s mad at you and also mad that you’re being so damn cute that he doesn’t want to be mad anymore?? It’s outrageous and he’s not standing for it.

– He marches over to you and demands that you stop being so adorable at once so he can scold you properly, making you laugh even more.

SF!Papyrus/Hound:

– Hound’s normally pretty chill himself. He has the best resting bitch face out of any of these skeletons, and it’s a sight to behold because this boy is also very tall and intimidating as it is. So of course you laugh when mister tall, dark and edgy awkwardly agrees to take a picture with some preppy looking teens in the park.

– You laugh three times harder when one of them shows you the photo. All these teens are in bright neon colours and have the brightest smiles on their faces and in the middle stands Papyrus, stiffly posing in the middle with the most awkwardly endearing smile you’ve ever seen. The contrast is just too good.

– Meanwhile, he’s standing at your side, quiet and flushing a deep red. He’s very flustered by the interaction, but your laughter is distracting him from it and he’s smiling now despite himself. He thinks your snorting is so cute.

– When you walk away, he just puts an arm around you and squeezes affectionately. “glad one of us enjoyed that.” 

– He’s gonna try and find things that’ll make you laugh just as hard. He wants it to happen more often now that he knows he can get you to laugh like that.

Youtuber AU

Stan

  • indie music channel where he does covers and sometimes original songs
  • I imagine him starting the channel in his emo phase, then thousands of subscribers later making one of those “I react to my old videos!” things and there is a lot of cringing
  • Has a side lets play channel that often features Kyle (and subscribers would ship them like crazy- think “phandom”).
  • Their most popular let’s plays, aside from guitar hero because they get really into that, are horror ones.There’d be legit screaming.

Cartman

  • obnoxious gaming channel. it’d be atleast 50% mmo montages jesus christ.
  • he also has a vlog channel, he uploads constantly even if its not that entertaining.
  • he’d have a similar segment to lunch time with smosh
  • lots of prank videos. the more cruel/inappropriate ones would go viral and he’d respond to hate with fake apologies that just consist of “what should i do?”

Butters

  • DIY/Baking channel - Maybe similar to nerdynummies?
  • probably also the camera man for Cartman’s prank vids

Wendy

  • feminist/sj channel where she talks about topical stuff
  • occasionally does challenges/tags with Bebe

Bebe

  • I can see her being like a host of a clevvertv/buzzfeed type thing ?
  • but also with a personal channel with a lot of hauls/get ready with me/ makeup/fashion stuff

Craig

  • I think I read a fic once where he was a YouTube gamer and that’s cool (he would be Cr1TiKaL lets be real)
  • but I can also see him having one of those “top 10” weekly list channels? idk

I can’t really see Kenny being into youtube but if he was, i’m feelin Shane Dawson-esque vibes for some reason. This has probably been done a million times but even so feel free to add to it/improve.

Up10tion as Princes
  • Jinhoo: The friendly but shy prince who is tired from taking care of his 9 kids but still smiles brightly at everyone
  • Kuhn: The prince in dirty boots who leads every war but actually wishes for peace
  • Kogyeol: The prince who walks and poses like a model because everyone wants to take a photo of him
  • Wei: The mysterious prince who pops out of nowhere and says "do you need help?" to the servants, easily reaches stuff with his height, gives them a wink and walks away coolly
  • Bitto: The prince who can never adapt to royal life and often sneaks out for busking to entertain the commoners
  • Wooshin: The ice prince who looks like he does not care but actually firmly speaks up for the people
  • Sunyoul: The sweet prince who hangs out with kitchen helpers and the royal choir more than anyone else
  • Gyujin: The cute prince who always gets reprimanded by the Queen for saying childish things in court meetings
  • Hwanhee: The mischievous prince who plays pranks on everyone and never gets caught
  • Xiao: The rowdy prince who gets chided for wearing a headband because it is not how royalty should dress, but gets away by using his cute pouts

anonymous asked:

peter parker + [literally] swinging by the avengers tower after work just to watch them hanging out

he has a favorite nook up at the very top, where he can spring behind an outcropping and hide a moment’s notice, but can still see the main living areas. it’s very comfortable and, in one of the slower moments (rare indeed) he graffitied a little corner with a spider. he was going to add a black widow spider along with it, and lots of heart and some cute widdle spider babies, but when he realized JARVIS was likely aware of his presence, he quickly decided against the chance it would be found.

it started out as a venture to see these other alleged superheroes, half to learn and half to see what life could be like if you were “out”.

after gwen’s death, it became a coping mechanism to take up his time and occupy his mind.

he likes to joke to himself that he’ll take pictures and make a fortune.

but really, the whole escapade has really been because he’s fallen in love with these people, his secret family.

there’s natasha, of course, the red-headed assassin with crazy socks and a crazy smile and a different personality every second of the day. he’s convinced he’ll never stop having a crush on her — but then again that probably goes for everyone. (hey, but other spiders have a better chance, right? right?) he’s watched her box steve to the ground, sit on top of clint to get a better view of the wii, and practice ballet when no one has been around to watch her anger at something he doesn’t understand. he still doesn’t know which is his favorite.

and with natasha comes clint. clint’s harder to understand than he seems — he comes across like a stern-faced hawk perching with a view, but he’s really a giant dork with two broken wings and a large beak to fill. sure, he’s got a mood sometimes and you really, really need to get him his coffee, but peter couldn’t ever forget the dog he adopted. cute lil guy. bit tony in the nuts first day in the tower, and then spent a week with clint on top of the fireplace. (even through the glass, peter could hear clint squawking) he has a lot of figurines and really likes trying to prank people, successfully or not. peter’s been around for more of the non-successful ones.

thor visits sometimes, and then the glass vibrates with sound as he leads jolly revels and hugs everyone too hard (he was more careful with bruce after that) and brings much mead. heh, peter tried the leftovers once through an open window. that was not a good night at all. still wasn’t sure how he got home — he dreamt of a blue light and a goatee but dreams are crazy like that. of course, other times, thor sits quietly playing chess with bruce and complimenting tony on his handiwork, being a gentle presence and one everyone seems to trust. definitely has some muscle problems. maybe steroids.

tales abound about the identity of the hulk, but most of the general populace have no idea who the green giant really is. at first, bruce was disappointing, but peter… well, peter thinks he’s his favorite sometimes. he’s quiet and careful and soft-spoken, with too many nervous tics to count. over time though, he’s mellowed out. he does yoga in the living room instead of in corners of storage spaces. he joins in on game nights and even attempted mario kart once. (attempted being the optimal word (peter snapped private photos of that and keeps them under his pillow for hard nights) one time, something as unaccountable as usual happened on a night out, and when everyone arrived back to the tower, they were carrying the hulk, who was sniffling and hugging tony to his generous chest and patting him gently. that was a kodak moment if peter ever saw one.

heh, tony. tony stark, iron man. the whole country’s heard of him, peter even met him once at a conference. but the man’s different behind closed doors, among those he trusts. sure, he still obviously pisses people off — good lord, there have been some near-brawls. and the one time he took clint’s coffee there was an all-out prank war that lasted a month. but he also gets a real sad look around his eyes, and spends hours some days staring at his arc reactor in the mirror. he’s fallen asleep on his compatriots more often than not, but still never sleeps when he should. peter once managed to get a view of his workshop, a sight which made him drool with excitement, but was too littered with take out and espresso containers to make him confident tony was doing okay. steve comes down most often to make tony get to bed, a gesture tony never listens to but which is always enforced. that seems to be tony’s MO, actually. peter never forgot the one night he got drunk and then fell asleep on steve’s chest.

oh yeah, FRICKING STEVE ROGERS. CAPTAIN AMERICA. HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GUY HAVE YOU BECAUSE HE’S KINDA FLIPPING AWESOME HE PUNCHED A TANK UNCONSCIOUS ONCE AND SAVED THE WORLD A COUPLE TIMES AND YEAH. YEAH YEAH YEAH. but yeah he’s pretty cool. does some awesome things. probably shouldn’t talk about them. too cool for shcool, ya  knwo.waioghapSTEVEROGERS.

bucky shows up sometimes, all brooding and dark and wearing way too many stickers on his metal arm. a guy with metal wings occasionally follows him, and peter’s convinced he’s spoken at a convention before. when those two show up, the party is bound to get exciting. scrabble, for sure, will never be the same again.

maybe peter parker isn’t an avenger. but sometimes, you know, he sure feels like one.

what doesn’t occur to him is that he isn’t the only one watching — until the day a polite man with a worn smile shows up at his door.

“Hello, Mr. Parker? I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”  

afracturedexistence  asked:

💪 - Lift my muse up for Volt, 🌱 - Throw grass at my muse for Harmony

Playing Pranks:

Volt really should be expecting pranks and general mischief from the winged hedgehog that he and his daughter tended to find often in their travels. Sometimes he assumed it was revenge for one thing or another that the hybrid had said, but today seemed to just be more of a pranking day. 

Really he should have guessed it when Harmony had been playfully chasing Mephiles around a field, only to find herself moments later having to shake off a small amount of grass from her hair, quills and wings before bounding right back after him. Her giggles catching his attention for a few seconds before retruning his focus on getting a few apples from a nearby tree for them to snack on. 

That was why when his legs had been taken out from under him and found himself being thrown over Mephiles’ shoulder as the winged hedgehog dashed across the field to try to get away from the squealing two year old. 

“Mephiles! Put me down!” He playfully smacked his hand off of his friend’s back, making sure to keep his wings folded so as to not off balance them but did catch the shit eating grin on the other’s face. Instead of fighting it like he wanted, one elbow was propped on the ebony shoulder and Volt placed his chin in the palm to wait out on who would relent first. 

“I hope she snuggles you to death when she catches you.”

On Twin Souls, Dipnip, and Consent

On Twin Souls, “Dipnip”, and Consent

Mods here!

We’ve been thinking about Twin Souls and dipnip and many of the hc’s about them, and we think that there are some clarifications that need to be made about their nature.

First, Twin Souls: it’s often a joke in the fandom that Mabel and other people prank Dipper by getting him gag gifts of Twin Souls, forcing him to listen to excerpts from it, etc. This is treated as hilarious most of the time, even as Dipper complains and begs Mabel to stop and even vomits at hearing the excerpts. For all intents and purposes, it appears as if Mabel is doing this without consent and Dipper has no say in the matter, no control over what’s happening, all for the sake of a laugh.

This is a rather worrisome implication, and the mods want to make it clear that that is not the case. Doing something to someone which they deem personally harmful without their consent is not okay, and not something we want to perpetuate as positive/funny.

When Dipper wails and whines and “vomits sparkles” upon hearing the excerpts and other Twin Souls-related things, he is, quite simply, playing up his displeasure; he’s being hyperbolic. Twin Souls is not something that is ever truly that terrible to him –in fact, he enjoys burning the books to a crisp (or finding other fun methods of obliterating them) every time they’re given to him, and Mabel knows this. It’s something he loves to hate. Most people have a thing or two they enjoy griping over that they really don’t care about that much, it’s just fun to make a show of it.

To be fair, he really does hate the books; he just chooses to be over-dramatic about his reactions to them most of the time. When he really is uncomfortable with hearing about it from Mabel, when she gets carried away, he can easily (and most of the time, does) just poof away; something to clarify is that he can’t actually be forced into listening and that he has more than enough power to remove himself from the situation. There are times when Mabel gets carried away–a definite flaw of hers is that sometimes she doesn’t know when it’s appropriate to keep going with the joke and when to stop. But if Dipper legitimately gets upset and tells her to stop and she sees that he’s serious, she does respect his wishes and stop.

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Now, about dipnip: another extremely common joke in the fandom is Dipper heading to a summoning and coming back dosed with dipnip and “hilarity ensues”. Again, the drugging appears nonconsensual, and we don’t want the fandom to skip over that and think it’s okay that even though he got drugged by surprise by some cult, it’s funny because it leads to him licking people and acting like a cat. That is never our intention.

So we want to clarify this issue: when Dipper gets drugged by cults, it does not lead to fun kitty-cat times, and he doesn’t enjoy it. It leads to him fighting off the effects and acting a bit more feral and tired due to that effort. Sometimes cults know of this weakness and try to weaponize it, to use it as a tranq dart of sorts. It…doesn’t usually end well for them.

The only times that he acts like a shitty cat are when he comes across it on his own and decides he’s fine with the effects (which is not very often) or if a family member or friend gives it to him (which is even rarer, due to Yggdrasil herb’s scarcity). Again: shitty cat mode is only activated when he is aware of the dipnip and consents to getting highIf a family member or friend ever gave it to him without his consent, and he truly did not want it, that would be a wrongdoing on their part; it’s not something to be approved of just because it’s done by someone “good”, because many of these “good” characters can and do make mistakes.

Yggdrasil can be treated like any other prank for Dipper when it comes from friends and family. It may not always be something he’s crazy about, but he’ll roll with it. To him specifically, it’s no less of a problem than someone sneaking up behind him and getting him with a squirt gun. What needs to be clarified here is that this is Dipper’s personal comfort level - no one should ever assume anyone is fine with drug-related pranks. It’s much more dangerous than a simple squirt gun barrage.

As an aside, Dipper only acts weird and licky and over-affectionate around people he’s comfortable with. He doesn’t go round licking random strangers, or the cult members.

TL;DR: People often tease out of love, and while people (and characters) aren’t perfect and are bound to take things too far at times, please keep in mind that non-consensual acts that truly hurt/upset someone should never be downplayed as funny. There is a distinct line between pranks and outright abuse.

Originally posted by allykeller

Imagine…

Going pranking with Sirius only for him to push you against the wall and kiss you senseless


Your head slips between your arms as it hits the wooden table in defeat. You were never going to get this right. The endless pages of charms and potions and spells getting all muddled in your head as you tried to study of your OWLs. Of course you wanted to do well, and the feeling of satisfaction you knew you’d get at the end of the exams was enough to push you on, but it was sooo hard and you felt as if your head was about the explode.
“You alright, princess?” An obnoxious tone comes from the arrogant boy next to you. You didn’t know how he managed to pass yet never studied. You look up and glare at the nickname.
“Don’t call me princess, and no, I am not alright as I’m sure you already worked out.” You retorted, a little more bitter than you had intended. He steps back, hands raised in defeat and you roll my eyes.
“Okay, I’ve got a proposition for you.” He smirks, leaning against the table. You nod for him to continue, interested in the idea of getting out of studying.
“How about we go on a pranking spree?” He suggests. You contemplate the idea before deciding that you desperately needed a break. You pack up all my stuff before following the tall boy out of the common room.

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You had never laughed so hard in your life. The giggles spluttering out of you as we watched the Slytherins enraged faces, your names echoing through the hallways.
“Oh Merlin, I should come pranking with you more often, that was the most thrilling moment of my life!” You drawled, your breath heavy with excitement. Sirius flashes you a mischievous grin, and you feel your cheeks turn red. You quickly turn away, scared that he might see your blush. Like lightning, his arm wound around your waist and pulled you against the wall, in an attempt to hide from the prowling caretaker. Your breath hitches as the grumpy man trudges past. You simultaneously let out a deep breath as Sirius’ grey eyes connect with yours as you realise the proximity of your closeness. You feel his staggered breath on your face as he begins to lower his mouth to yours. Your eyes flicker shut as your lips brush against each others, almost afraid the other was gonna pull away in a second. You bravely jolt forwards, connecting your lips. The kiss was gentle and passionate, the opposite of what you expected from Sirius. After a few minutes, you pulled away, your cheeks blushing like crazy as your study your shoes.
“I- um, I was wondering if you wanted to go to hogsmeade with me next week?” He asks shyly and I smile tenderly at him.
“ I’d love to.” I say simply before wandering back to the common room, the grin never leaving my face.

"Gotcha!" Supernatural One Shot

Author: pineapplegirl123

Original Imagine: Imagine Rick Rolling Team Free Will

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1,049

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You weren’t much of a prankster, it had never been satisfying. Yet here you were looking for fake videos to have Dean, Sam, and Cas watch.

The thought to do this came to your mind after having been “Rick Rolled” yourself. The experience had been so funny to you that you wondered what Dean, Sam, and Cas’ reactions would be if it happened to them.

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