he peed!

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these 

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

absolutely random voltron headcanons
  • keith talks to inanimate objects and will enthusiastically deny it if anyone catches him
  • animal: whines lance, sympathetically: i know, baby, i know
  • hunk can keep a straight face come hell or high water, will frequently say some absolutely absurd thing or go off on a silly tangent completely deadpan, and the others just fuckin lose it
  • also hunk has made lance laugh until he peed twice in the history of their friendship and constantly threatens to do it again
  • shiro can drink an entire half gallon of milk in a single go
    • he can also fit twelve jumbo marshmallows in his mouth and is constantly looking for an excuse to show off this talent
  • hunk used to have hair down to his chest before the garrison and he still occasionally laments its loss
    • sometimes he just….. wistfully stares at allura’s long hair, wanting. remembering
    • lance also misses the long hair bc he got to brush it and braid it all the time and pretend like hunk was a disney princess and lance was his prince hunk doesn’t know this and if lance has anything to do with it he never will
  • coran used to be a helpless flirt, like lance… but way more successful
    • was once simultaneously engaged to a widowed countess, a prince, a bounty hunter, and two royal handmaidens
    • allura had to really work her diplomatic connections to get him out of that one and tbh she never lets him live it down even now
  • lance idolized shiro throughout most of his garrison career and is frankly shocked to discover that shiro is just a total goober who frequently pretends like he’s in the star wars universe and has passionate opinions about the matrix movies and drools when he sleeps
  • allura thinks hunk would make a great diplomat and is not-so-subtly grooming him to be so
    • keeps taking him and him alone to meet important people, giving him negotiation tips, asking for his opinions on people they meet even if she’s already made up her mind about them
    • sometimes introduces him to new people as a prince or a minister or some other authoritative figure
      • hunk is chill with this as long as he gets to make up the name of the planet that he’s allegedly the prince of
  • keith snorts when he laughs really hard
    • lance and hunk team up to try and make him snort as often as possible

There are days when I am blessed to have my dog and there are also days in which he is blessed to have me, because somebody else would have drop kicked him off a bridge by now

on going list of the times nicks crashed his car:

1. when he crashed his mums car into a wall at 17 while blasting papa roach’s last resort

2. when he received instant karma and crashed his car into a pillar while on the phone with harry styles making fun of him for puking and then also promptly puked on himself

3. when he flipped his car swerving to avoid a cat

Closet (M)

Description : When Jimin innocently goes on a search for his laptop in his roommate’s closet, he finds much more than he bargained for

Pairing : Yoonmin x Reader

Word count : 3k

Genre : 101% smut

Warning : voyeurism, cum play, guy on guy action, dom!yoongi

a/n : This is filth, idk what to do with myself

“Alright where’d you hide it?” Jimin scoffed at the fake startled expression that danced on his roommates’ face after he’d asked the question.

“Me? Hide what?” Yoongi smiled widely at his success in annoying Jimin and continued to eat his dinner while Jimin stood before him and scowled.

“Yoongi I need my laptop!! I’ve got important stuff on it!” Jimin whined endlessly while slamming soft fists against the small coffee table they shared in the living room.

“Aww, like what? Your porn?” They both had images of the other day flash before them simultaneously accompanied by the uneasy feeling it came with when it happened.

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Heart on the Line (part 9)

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You and Bucky had your differences in college, but now you need a place to stay and he needs a roommate, and in order to make ends meet, you two start a phone sex line together.  

“For a Good Time, Call…” AU


author: sugardaddytonystark (formerly buckysbackpackbuckle)
pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
word count: 1247

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Wylie, Great Pyrenees/Australian Shepherd mix (3 y/o), Church Square, Hoboken, NJ • “He pees on everything – he probably peed on 20 trees on our way here.”

dungeons & witches [ richie tozier x reader ] pt.2

summary: (name) and richie have a sleepover

words: 2 200 (oops worth the read tho promise)

a/n: this is written for @superwolfiestar ‘s “Beauty and the Beast Halloween prompt challenge”! this is day and prompt pile of leaves. Also, I used @horrificmemes
31 Horrific Days v2 [October Writing Challenge] ! same day, prompt eyes. dis is cute read it plz

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Richie Tozier stayed late for the D&D campaign. Your grandfather had joined the two of you by your request; he was the storyteller, whilst you and Richie had characters that moved across the board with different powers and striking names. Yours is a mage, which Richie was not surprised to hear at all, whilst he took up your grandmother’s figure, a knight. Your grandfather’s accent was a bit difficult to understand, and once he found himself lost he simply glanced at you. Then you’d lean in and explain in clear hushed words what he was to do. True to his word, Richie had yet to roll a bad dice. But he could hardly focus. For some reason, you were just too distracting.

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Little witch (Part 6)

Pairings: Peter x reader

Word count: 2 348

Summary: The reader is raised by Hydra but manages to escape after they kill her parents. She is emotionally unstable and can’t control her powers. The Avengers rescue her and give her everything she missed form life and wanted to feel. But would her new found love be enough to extinguish her desire for revenge? What would be the side she would choose to rely on? Will she be ready to face the real her?

A/N: I am so happy i finally found time to write this. I finished school and I have some days until i start work. I hope i will manage to finish this story and write all the request i have in my box. Please, let me know what you think, it’s really important to me given the fact English isn’t my first language ♥ Enjoy and sorry if there are mistakes (i wrote it really late last night) 

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 

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“We were facing each other and I saw the fear in his eyes but he had to play a macho so he said ’Stay there and I won’t hurt you’. His body was shaking and the man was wearing only his pink boxers. Such a pathetic picture. I sent a bullet towards the vase behind him and he peed in his pants”, Tony finished one of the many stories he liked to tell on his parties. Everyone laughed although they had heard it before. But when a billionaire is telling a joke you have to laugh if you want to be invited on the next party, especially if all the Avengers are there.

Next to Mr. Stark was Sam Wilson, known as The Falcon who was telling different stories too trying to look stronger and cooler than Stark. The both of them were basically competing but their audience didn’t mind at all.

In the other corner Bruce, Thor and Steve could be seen. They were surrounded by people too but not so many. Thor was kind of drunk and he was throwing his hammer in the air showing off that he was the only one able to move it. Steve was laughing and drinking although the alcohol could not affect him. As for Bruce, he was moving from group to group trying to find his place. There were times when he wasn’t in the mood for parties and alcohol and sometimes stripers as drunken Stark used to call sometimes. This night was the same and the doctor soon went to his room where he would be able to relax.

Natasha, Wanda and (Y/N) were on the dance floor moving their bodies in unison as the rhythm. Nat was holding her probably fourth glass of whiskey. Clint, Vision, Peter and Scott Lang were sitting at the bar talking and sometimes throwing glances at the people dancing. The music was loud so the avengers had to shout a little in order to be heard properly but most of the time they had to repeat what they had said. Everyone was enjoying themselves except Peter. He wasn’t allowed to drink so he was just sitting there searching for a particular girl. He had found her minutes ago but didn’t want her to see him starring but he couldn’t help it. He’d been looking at her movements as a hawk. He didn’t miss to spot how at the beginning she was dancing like a tree but soon the nervousness left her and she was moving without caring. Peter smiled as he saw the girl experiencing something an ordinary teenager was used to every weekend.

(Y/N) did her best to try to enjoy that night. She was talking with everybody, drunk a little from Nat’s glass, even danced but deep inside she knew that all of this wasn’t her. She wasn’t raised that way. No music, no fun, no dance. Only fights, fights, and fights. The alcohol she swallowed helped her to loosen up and let the beat take control of her body. She was moving as the good songs kept playing but she knew she was doing it in order to have fun which wasn’t happening if we have to be honest. The girl made an excuse to her partners in the dance floor and walked through the dancing and sweaty people who were drunk as hell. Some of them were rubbing each other bodies, others were ready to swallow each other given the fact how they were kissing, and others were already heading toward the bathrooms. (Y/N) was surprised how many people had attended the party. She thought that it would be just her and the new friends she made a couple weeks ago but no. Stark had decided to throw a huge party and the girl was sure he didn’t know at least 10% of his guests. When (Y/N) got out of the loud room and entered the quiet balcony the fresh spring air hit her are skin. The wind sent shivers down her spine, her body tensing at the coldness she felt due to being sweaty. The girl bypassed the swimming pool and went near the glass parapet. The building was indeed high, the whole city could be seen from there. She inhaled deeply letting the cold air freshen her body from inside. (Y/N) was enjoying the view while listening to the music which outside was actually pleasant. But little she knew that her actions of leaving the party were spotted from a certain boy that hadn’t let his eyes fall from her.    

When Peter saw (Y/N) leaving, he stood up following her outside away from the loud party. The making a path through the crowd slowed him down but once he was on the balcony, he saw the girl he liked alone looking at lightened city below them. He slowly approached her thinking of an interesting opening gambit. But with each step he took his mind refused to work and nervous filled his body again. He cursed himself that he let this happen every time she was near him. Taking a deep breath the boy stood next to her and tried to spoke but was late.

“Why are you here, Peter?”, the girl asked looking at him. At first the boy thought the girl asked that so he would understand he wasn’t welcomed but as he saw her soft (y/e/c) he calmed down. She was just being curious.

“I saw you leaving.”, he answered without thinking. His tongue was moving without his brain working properly.  

“And you came because…?”, her eyes weren’t leaving his which caused the boy to fall under their spell. The distance between their faces was slowly reducing.

“Because I wanted to see if you are okay.”, the girl smiled and turned her head towards the beautiful city. This activity broke the ‘spell’ Peter had fallen into but he continued to stare at her, “You are feeling as though you are not fitting in this atmosphere, right?”

“How do you know?”

“I am feeling the same way at school parties. They are not the way I’d like to spent my free time and have fun.”, at that time the boy was looking the city, while (Y/N) was observing his face.

“And what is the way you like to have fun?”

“Well, I like to…”, he suddenly stopped and looked at the girl. A smirk craved on his face which made the girl confused.

“What?”,

“I can show you.”

“Show me what?”

“How I like to spent Saturday night and have fun my way. Are you in?”, the smirk on Peter’s face was now bigger as he hoped the girl would accept his offer. Suddenly a bright smile appeared on her face.

“I would love to, Peter Parker.”

“Then, shall we?”, as a gentleman he offered his hand and girl took it happily. They both exited the tower without being spotted by anyone.

“So where are we going?”, (Y/N) dared to ask after 10 minutes of walking in silence.

“Shouldn’t it be a surprise?”, the boy looked at her with a mischievous smile on his face.

“It is supposed to be but I am not into surprised at all.”

“Well, tonight you’ll be.”

“Idiot.”

“I’d gladly be a idiot If I am the reason you smile.”, and it was true. (Y/N) hadn’t stopped smiling since they left the tower. This statement made her blush which surprised Peter. His smile became bigger as he saw the soft side of the girl which she was usually hiding behind the mask of a dangerous serial killer, “Come on, we are almost there.”, Peter grabbed (Y/N)’s hand and they both rushed towards a small café on the other side of the street. It’s name was shinning in dark blue which made the café easy to be seen. When they entered inside the girl was amazed by the atmosphere and way it was decorated. Simple and cozy vintage design invited the new guests inside. There was a girl listening to music behind the bar and two girls chatting at one of the corners. (Y/N) thought they would sit somewhere so she started looking for a cozy and lonely place.

“Oh, I wasn’t thinking of staying here but if you want- ”

“Oh, no, no. You are the one leading the parade. You promised me fun so I hope you would give me one.”, the girl joked and he boy calmed down, “I don’t want to ruin anything but isn’t it late for coffee?”

“Yes, it is.”

“Then why are we here?”

“Because only in this café you can find the best and most delicious muffins. Believe me, you have never eaten such mouth-melting dessert.”, the boy gave a simple answer and turned around to make an order. A minute later, the boy and the girl were outside the café roaming through the streets of New Your city and eating.

“Oh my gosh, Peter! These are just magnificent. I’ve never tasted anything like that.”

“I told you so.”, the girl was about to take another bite from the muffin when Peter pushed her hand up so her nose would be in covered in chocolate.

“How dare you Parker?!”, the girl gave him a dead glare, “You will pay for this.”

“I can’t take you seriously with so much chocolate on your face. You look sweat rather than scary.”, the boy couldn’t stop laughing and the girl used this opportunity to push her half muffin in Peter’s face.

“That’s part of the revenge you will get.”

“Oh, you are gonna regret this Ms. (Y/L/N)!”, and with that (Y/N) began running while Peter was chasing her. There was a park near them and the girl entered it. Although she was on high heels which weren’t that high, the girl was still faster than the boy. But let’s face it, he was doing it on purpose.

“I can’t do it anymore.”, Peter announced and sat on a bench, “You are fast and I don’t want to sweat in this amazing suit. I prefer to look hot than to revenge you for some chocolate.”, the girl was suspicious at first but when he didn’t stand up from the bench, she sat next to him.

“Then I’m sorry to say that you don’t look that hot as you think.”

“I remember you telling something else when we were in your room hour ago.”, he looked at her.

“Well, my eyesight isn’t good sometimes.”

“Mhm, whatever you say…”, his tone was challenging.

“Are you calling me a liar, Mr. Parker?”, now they were inches away from each other, still looking at each other eyes, while their bodies desired for something else.

“I ain’t calling you a truther.”

That was it. They both were on the edge of doing what they wanted to do since weeks. They stood there looking at each other in silence. The tension was felt in the air but it wasn’t a sexual tension how Nat would say. No, it was a tension between two young teenagers that had slowly fallen in love. They wanted to connect, to feel what the other felt, to see the nightmares the other had, to explore their souls. But sadly they both were scared. (Y/N) had never had such feeling burning inside her. We all know her story to know that love was something she never felt except in her early years. The Avengers gave her the love of a family but the love she felt now was never a shade in the painting of her life. It was new, it was great and yet it was scary.

Peter was a shy nerdy boy and a sarcastic superhero. When he was with the witch he somehow managed to merge his both sides in one. The confident side in him was ready to do the next step but the mask was gone, he was Peter Parker, the nerd school boy who had problems with talking to girls.

The lovebirds were standing dare not daring to move. They didn’t want to ruin this moment thinking it was the chance they got but they both were scared to take it.

“There is something in you Peter. Something that makes me wanna kiss you and punch you in the face at the same time.”

“You know how to ruin the romantic moment.”, they both laughed getting out of the unison.

“But that’s true. There are moments when you are a pain in the ass.”, their eyes were sparkling with true happiness, “But what scares me is that I want you to be my pain in the ass.”, the boy froze for a moment at those words. He looked at her still shocked. Peter didn’t say a thing which caused the girl to look at her fingers which showed she was nervous.

“I- I shouldn’t have-”, but she wasn’t given the chance to finish her sentence. Peter had cupped her face in his hands, his lips connecting with hers in a slow and soft kiss. (Y/N) was surprised both from the sudden action and the sensation in her guts. She instantly closed her eyes letting her soul to see what no eyes could behold. It wasn’t just flesh touching, it was souls meeting and connecting. She got the feeling of being high in the sky, flying freely and carelessly. She felt the love in so many different ways that there are no words able to describe it.

“That was-”

“Chocolatey.” , the girl finished Peter’s sentence which caused both of them to laugh.

That night they stayed there on the bench in the empty park, enjoying each other company, laughing at their jokes, telling different stories from the past and made plans for the future. That night they felt real, they felt alive and breathing. That night love made its magic – it connected two souls that had been searching each other for years, it gave them true happiness, an unforgettable love. That night love gave them a surreal picture of life which blurred their sights and weakened them for what was about to happen.

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  • Crowley: Don’t say it!
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anonymous asked:

Last summer, my dad infuriated a customer at work. (It's an eye doctor's office with an eyeglass shop). She pulled damp bills out of her bra, (it was a very very hot day), to pay for her glasses. So my dad asks her to lay them on the counter, she does, and he fucking pulls out the antibacterial Lysol spray and sprays the bills. She complained to the doctor who owns the practice and he almost peed himself laughing.

“Listen, Brat!” Levi X Reader

Pairing: Levi X Reader

Words: 1847

Genre: Action, fluff(?)

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              He was the very first one to ever call me a brat! Can you believe his nerve? But I need to learn to ignore him. There is no way I’d quit or let him kick me out – not after what happened.


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Hello, can I request a situation where rfa+saeran+v+vanderwood is taking care of their first baby when mc is sick or tired. ?? You can ignore it if u don't want to ,Thank you 💕💕💕

So cute! Hope you enjoy these~


Zen: 

  • You were still managing Zen’s acting and taking care of your six month old
  • It was inevitable that your body would crash and you would get sick
  • Zen insists you needed rest, so he took off from work to take care of the baby
  • Usually he only plays with the baby and takes care of things after dinner
  • But this was full on taking care of the baby
  • Why was he crying? Where was that smell coming from?
  • Zen tries to do a bunch of things to make his son calm down like making weird faces and dancing around
  • Nothing seemed to work…until he started singing a song from his musicals
  • Of course, the diaper change was bad
  • Zen was gagging and wondering how such a foul smell could come out of such a sweet face
  • The worst part was the feeding
  • The baby loved to throw food, and Zen’s long hair seemed catch every chunk
  • But he somehow gets both himself and the baby cleaned up
  • They look so nice he sits on the couch and starts taking selfies with his son
  • The baby gets a kick out the different filters, and Zen is melting when he starts giggling uncontrollably at the puppy ears
  • You come out after you taking a short nap, and you find Zen and the baby knocked out on the couch
  • Your son is lying on his chest, his fingers curled around Zen’s shirt
  • And Zen lay a protective hand on his son’s back
  • You take a picture of the precious moment…just for you though

Yoosung:

  • Yoosung noticed you’d been looking more and more tired when he came home from work
  • So, he told you to take the weekend and rest up while he took care of your four month old son
  • He gained a lot of over-confidence the first half of the day, because all the baby did was sleep
  • Then lunch time came…
  • He was trying to feed his son out of a bottle, but he wouldn’t stop crying
  • He didn’t know what was wrong or what to do
  • He just places the baby in a sitting position on the couch, kneels down in front of him, and just starts giving him a pep talk
  • The boy still cries for quite awhile…then he stops and stares at Yoosung in a confused manner
  • Relieved, Yoosung starts making some faces and the baby starts giggling
  • He’s finally calmed him down enough to feed him and burp him, which he does just fine
  • But of course, the baby eventually needs a diaper change
  • Yoosung thinks it’s going great, but just before he can close the diaper…he gets peed on
  • He feels really bad having to leave the baby with you so he can wash off
  • He notices the baby’s wispy hair gets into his eyes, so he ties up his hair in a tiny little bun
  • He does the same with his own, because obviously he has to match with his son
  • He puts the baby in a jumper and starts bouncing around with his boy until both of them get tuckered out
  • He puts the baby to sleep before hanging up some new decorations you got for the nursery
  • When you go to check on him, he’s asleep against the crib where he had been keeping an eye on his son

Jaehee:

  • She noticed you’ve been coming into your shifts looking a lot more tired
  • “MC! Get me some pepper!”
  • So, one evening she tells you she’ll take care of the baby while you catch up on sleep
  • She thought it wouldn’t be that hard, but she was really wrong
  • She knew all the practical things about taking care of a baby boy…but she didn’t know how to make him laugh
  • She tried to make airplane sounds while feeding him
  • But all she got was a blank stare
  • She played peek-a-boo, even going so far to making weird faces and sounds
  • Still nothing
  • She tried puppets, blankets, stuffed animals, toys, but nothing seemed to work
  • She gives up and just pops in a DVD while the baby is calm
  • She talks casually, giving her commentary on the musical she’s watching, talking to him like an adult instead of a kid
  • When you finally come back, you see the mess of her usually neat living room
  • She sighs and returns the baby to you
  • But then she sneezes…and the baby starts laughing
  • She stares wide eyed 
  • “Jaehee…no.”

Jumin: 

  • You got sick out of the blue, and you really didn’t want your baby girl getting sick
  • Jumin agreed to take care of everything until you got over the worst
  • He turned around for two seconds before he hears Elizabeth yowling
  • His daughter was “innocently” tugging on her tail
  • Jumin scoops her up quickly, “No! Gentle!”
  • The scolding makes her cry though
  • He feels a little bad, so he puts her on the ground and lays on his back
  • He just lets her crawl all over him
  • He gets some giggles out of her when she places a hand on his mouth and he takes it in his lips and growls
  • He puts her a princess dress and gives her a toy wand
  • Only she ends up clunking him in the head, making him cry out sharply
  • “Dear, what happened?” you call from your room
  • “Nothing,” he returns, though he can feel the lump forming on his head
  • He promptly takes away the wand, replacing it with stuffed cat
  • He’s an expert in diaper changing
  • He has a nose clip and everything is so precise, since his daughter somehow knows not to move around when he’s changing her
  • When nap time rolls around, he carries her over his shoulder and hums softly while walking by the large window
  • He actually hates nap time because he loves spending time with her while she’s awake

Seven: 

  • He noticed you weren’t yourself lately, and you admitted you were feeling a bit under the weather
  • He forced you to go to bed while he took care of your daughter for the day
  • The day starts out rough
  • He tries to give the baby her bottle, and she just won’t take it
  • “Why won’t you drink it? It tastes good!”
  • Not thinking, he sticks it into his mouth for emphasis….he splutters the milk out of his mouth
  • At least it made her laugh
  • After she finally eats, he props her over his shoulder and burps her…and of course, she spits up on him a little
  • After he cleans up, he decides she needs a bath too so he puts her in the sink
  • He gets to play around a little, and puts her hair into a mohawk and just talks to her about random things
  • She even coos in response sometimes
  • He still has errands around the house to do, so he puts in her one of those baby carriers on his stomach
  • He takes a selfie in the mirror and sends it in the messenger with #dadduty
  • Speaking of duty… he’s pretty good at diaper changing on most days…but not today
  • While he’s trying to get the wipes and the clean diaper out, the baby crawls away from him
  • He’s stumbling over the mess of toys trying to get to her
  • She gets into your room butt naked with him calling after her, “We do not go naked in this house!”
  • At the end of the day, you come out of the room to check on them
  • Your daughter is knocked out in his lap, and meanwhile he’s invested in some baby show because his brain is so dead at that point
  • You never let him live it down 

Saeran:

  • You were exhausted, and he could see another day of your usual schedule would end with you getting sick
  • So he shoos you off to bed while he takes care of your daughter
  • The baby is pretty relaxed in the morning
  • She falls asleep while he’s trying to feed her
  • He has some baby food on a spoon and she just face plants into it
  • She gets a little cranky after that
  • He just lays her down on a blanket and tries some toys, but they don’t work
  • So he starts blowing little raspberries on her belly, and she’s in a fit of giggles
  • He likes reading to her
  • He’ll put her on his lap and start with a story book
  • She points to some pictures and make some noises, and he’ll just go with it
  • “Yeah…that is a weird picture. I agree…Yep. My thoughts exactly.”
  • When it comes to nap time, he rocks her in his arms gently
  • His presence is soothing and she just nods off quickly
  • Although, when he puts her in the crib, she gets up and starts whining
  • She stops when she holds his finger
  • With a sigh, he just crawls in the crib with her and cradles her
  • When you come to see what’s happening, you just see two lanky legs sticking up from the edge of the crib
  • You have to take a picture, but you melt when you see the two of them curled up together

V:

  • The moment you’re sick, he’s already making sure you’re resting
  • He promises to take care of your baby boy during the day
  • He still wants to cook you breakfast, so like Seven, he has one of those baby carriers while he’s prepping orange juice and cereal and things
  • He’s really bad at feeding the baby
  • When his son won’t take the spoonful of food, he just starts negotiating
  • “Please? Just a few bites. It might taste bad now…but later I’ll make you good food. Just one bite?”
  • You have to help a little with that, but he still sends you off
  • When the baby is in a more playful mood, V takes advantage and does a mini photo shoot
  • His camera is on hand and he even preps some backdrops
  • He’s good at getting a smile out of the baby with his strange faces
  • If they’re playing on the bed, he’ll pepper the baby in little kisses making him laugh
  • Also, peek-a-boo with the blanket
  • He’s so good at putting the baby to sleep though
  • He swaddles him in a blanket with little cacti on them and rocks them back and forth
  • If that doesn’t work, he’ll hum some old time songs gently
  • The baby is asleep a short while later

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