he makes me want to punch myself in the face

“I have been searching the whole castle for you, Hermione!” Draco frowned, as he crossed his arms over his chest. He was definitely angry at his girlfriend, as he thought that death eaters kidnapped her. He would never admit it, but he actually cared about her much. After few seconds, Hermione managed to look up from her book. She smiled sheepishly and rubbed her neck nervously, “I was caught up in reading..”
Draco groaned as he plopped down on the ground, “Just don’t do that again”
“Geez Draco, I can take care of myself” Hermione glared at him, as she shuffled away to make space for him.
“And that’s why you’re freezing…” He let a smirk stretch across his face, “Want me to make you warm?”
“Draco!” Hermione punched him with her book and let out an angry huff.

dreamingbaby26  asked:

Jung-fucken-Jaehyun's arms ;-; iM WEakKKKK somebody dig me out of this hole that Mr. "I lived in America for 4 years" has me buried me in. HALP. ME. ABORT MISSION ON STANNING NCT, GOODBYE FANDOM I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE HOE THAT IS JUNG JEFFREY (JK I LOVE MY BABIES I'M JUST FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW) ....but like you should share some pics of jaehyun arms because as I suffer so should everyone (lmao idek what I'm talking about anymore gOODBYE)

Jung Jaehyun is honestly the worst. He inflicts pain on so many people and all he does is smile that cute ass dimple when confronted. I hate him. i hate how much i love him. 

I actually don’t think I have many pics of the jaeguns

that’s all I have but it’s enough to make me want to punch myself in the face as I park in his lane. 

STAN: Kyle, holy shit.
STAN: I’m so sorry.
STAN: That was super insensitive of me, dude.
STAN: I’ll make it up to you, I swear.
STAN: I’ll write you another song, I’ll punch myself in the face, anything.
STAN: We don’t ever have to. Do it. Ever again.
KYLE: That. Really isn’t necessary.
KYLE: Look, Stan, I mean. It’s not okay. And I don’t think it ever will be.
KYLE: But I don’t want to stay mad at you forever, not over something like this.
KYLE: If you cheated on me or killed someone or something like that, then I would probably stay mad. Or, kick your ass.
KYLE: But this just isn’t worth it.

KYLE: And don’t think for a second that I’ll get over this anytime soon. You still broke a trust.
KYLE: And you still have a lot of making up to do for this one.
STAN: Of course, dude.
KYLE: But, as long as you know you fucked up, and you’re really sorry.
KYLE: And you promise me you won’t do that again.
STAN: Scout’s honor, swear to God.
KYLE: I’ll hold you to that.  
STAN: Have I ever told you how awesome you are? Cause I’ll say it again.
KYLE: You have, many times. But I just like hearing it.
STAN: Cool. Because you’re really awesome, dude.
KYLE: Love you, too.

Now everything makes sense

NOW EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!!!

WHEN IN THE BUBBLER MARINETTE WANTS TO GIVE HIM HIS PRESENT AND ACTS AWKWARD IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE JUST WAVES AT HER

WHEN THEY’RE ON THE SUBWAY AND AGAIN MARINETTE WAVES AWKWARDLY AND HE SMILES SWEETLY WAVING BACK

AND WHEN SHE WINS THE HAT COMPETITION AND HE WINKS AT HER AND ALWAYS SMILES

AND AND AND!!!!! IN STORM WEATHER WHEN HE HAS A PHOTOSHOOT AND MARINETTE WAVES AND HE WAVES BACK

HE’S NOT NERVOUS ABOUT KISSING HER IN THE HORRIFICATOR

AND WHEN HE’S REASSURING HER IN KUNG FOOD

E V E R Y T H I N G M A K E S S E N S E

HE ALREADY CONSIDERS HER HIS FRIEND

DO YALL HEAR THAT

FOR ADRIEN, MARINETTE IS ALREADY HIS FRIEND

watching dans first video
  • friend: *cringes* ew he was such a dweeb lol
  • me: *sobs* oH MY GOD MY DAD HES COME SO FAR IM SO PROUD OF MY SQUISHY MUFFIN HES SO ADORABLE HE MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE HE INSPIRES ME TO BE MYSELF NO MATTER WHAT AND HE HAS HELPED SO MANY PEOPLE WITH EVERYTHING AND I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT HIM AND HES 24 HOW WILL I SURVIVE I DONT WANT MY SON TO GROW UP HES MATURING ITS NOT OKAY BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH MY GOD

anonymous asked:

FUCKING HELL THOSE OH YEAHS MAKING ME WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE OH MY GOD HE NEEDS TO STOP HE KNOWS WHAT HES DOING HE KNOWS IT KILLS US AND HE LOVES IT SERIOUSLY I CANT ANYMORE FUCKING HELL