he makes me mad tho

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#tea

@ harrison osterfield these

are measuring cups and spoons pls take a trip to your local ikea and invest so i don’t have to suffer by watching you try to cook with a fucking coffee mug ever again

break time 🍓 🍓 this friendship is something merlin needed tbh. oh well!

(percival) (leon) ( gwaine ) (elyan) (arthur)

newgates-deactivated20170919  asked:

Hey, I've got a fic request if you're taking them!!! I see a lot of fics where sabo is portrayed as like the boring, responsible brother who can't have any fun - is it possible to get some saboace where they're just being complete goofs and daring each other to do crazy shit? (I've spent the last hour in your writing tag btw, you're amazing, sending this in is vaguely terrifying)

ahhhh man omg that’s like??? The best headcanon you know, the ASL bros are just the biggest idiots (also “daring each other to do crazy shit” is the best phrase I’ve ever heard because like it’s so accurate t H E Y TOTTALY WO U LD pffffffffft)

;A; I’m really sorry though sweetpea!!! I don’t have requests open because of uni and work and some other fics that I need to focus on (///stares guiltily at skies fft)

But here are some headcanons?? I know it’s not as good as fic aha I’m sorry!!!!!

  • okay so Ace doesn’t really get the concept of a dare at first,’cause he’s alone a lot so nobody ever really says it to him, but after he first meets Sabo and when they’re still antagonistic they’re racing through the Terminal and get to high and Ace stops before he jumps across, ‘cause it’s a pretty sharp drop!! And Sabo’s like “dare you to” and Ace is like wtf is a dare? 
  • “You like- youknow! Do the thing or you’re a wimp?”
  • “That’s stupid.”
  • “Oh, so you can’t?”
  • Ace, immediately taking the bait because he’s an impulsive fuck, bolts for the ravine.
  • He totally fails. Ends up scraping his elbow super badly and it’s bleeding everywhere and Sabo scrambles down a trash heap and is worried for a bit but then Ace grins at him and is like “I’m on the other side” and Sabo punches him and Ace starts laughing
  • They totally have a sock slidey race at one point in the bandit’s hideout and Sabo’s socks aren’t as holey as Ace’s so he goes further and Ace is like BET YOU CAN’T GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE
  • WATCH ME yells Sabo, and sprints for it but forgets to slide and just smashes into the wall (that’s when he lost his tooth) (he swallowed it)
  • WHEN ACE GETS HIS FIRST LOOSE TOOTH HE’S LIKE SABO WE HAVE TO YANK IT OUT, THEN WE CAN MATCH
  • SABO’S LIKE FUCK YES AND THEY TRY AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IT OUT AND SABO’S LIKE WELL. PIPE?? I lost my tooth being whacked in the face???
  • Dadan finds them just before Sabo swings his pipe at Ace’s teeth and she y e l l s at them for like an hour. They just look at each other from the corner of their eyes and five minutes after she finishes yelling at them, Sabo slams a door in Ace’s face (it breaks his nose.) (His tooth doesn’t come out until a few weeks later when Luffy accidentally punches him in the face). (it’s honestly a miracle these kids don’t have brain damage.)
  • ALSO IT TOTALLY CONTINUES WHEN THEY’RE OLDER TOO, RIGHT? LIKE IF THEY WERE ABLE TO GROW UP TOGETHER THESE TWO WOULD BE THE WORST AROUND EACH OTHER, THEY’D KEEP GOADING EACH OTHER INTO DOING THE STUPIDEST SHIT
  • “Hey Ace bet you can’t fight a chimara!!”
  • “Hah, I fought a fucking dinosaur, a chimara is easy.”
  • “Dare you to rearrange Koala’s work out gear”
  • “Ooooh you’re a fucker,” Sabo says, b u T HE DOES IT ANYWAY ‘CAUSE THEY’RE IDIOTS
  • “Ace, you can’t beat whitebeard.”
  • “WATCH ME”
  • “S A B O YOU CAN’T OVERTHROW THE GOVERMENT”
  • “WANNA BET????????????”
  • Eating contests are totally a thing. Like, they’ve almost choked to death so many times and everyone else is like DON’T YOU DARE HAVE ANOTHER- ACE, SABO, WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST SAY
  • o k a  y but like. Daring/challenging each other to see who can escape a marine base the fastest 
  • (Ace wins, but only because no one will arrest Sabo. Like, he’s trying so hard but his luck that particular day is ridiculous and no-one will believe him when he’s shouting he’s from the revolutionary army, and he tries to commit a bunch of crimes b  U T LIKE, THINGS KEEP HAPPENING SO HE LOOKS LIKE A REALLY NICE GUY?? He beats someone up for insulting Ace but it turns out they have a bounty, he goes and steals a bunch of stuff but it turns out that they were all stolen and people think he was returning them, he tries to claim he’s Ace’s brother but then the marines just arrest Ace again, and Ace is h o w l i n g with laughter as he gets dragged away and Sabo’s just FUMING.) (He totally destroys the base out of principal/to rescue Ace and when Dragon asks he’s like “….It was a matter of pride sir. I’m sorry.”)
  • hmmm what elseeeeee….So both of them do crazy shit just for kicks, yeah? When they’re drunk or just because they’re both impulsive, or ‘cause they think something looks cool/fun/dangerous and they want bragging rights, but like, when either of them does something and it gets back to the other they either a) immediately want to try it b) have to do something better
  • also when either of them are drunk they think everyone is insulting them, and while Ace has people that will drag him away from bar fights (and also because he doesn’t drink a lot because narcolepsy medicine and because both he and Sabo hate being out of control,) Sabo totally does not. So just imagine him challenging an admiral or something and Koala’s only just found out that he’s gone and the next thing she knows there’s like four explosions and she buries her face in her hands and goes “this was an undercover mission Sabo.”
  • BUT WHEN ACE HEARS HE’S LIKE SHIT, HOW DO I ONE-UP THAT. “MARCO, WHERE’S THE NEAREST MARINE BASE”
  • “DON’T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT” Marco yells, meanwhile Thatch is slipping Ace directions and a box of fireworks to make the explosion even Cooler
  • ///coughs also you say ‘saboace’ instead of sabo & ace so if you wanted a couple of romantic-ish headcanons; aggressively daring each other on date things
  • “Bet you’re not a good kisser.”
  • “YOU’VE NEVER KISSED ANYONE, HOW ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEASURE THAT.”
  • “I’ve kissed people!!!!!!” 
  • “Makino doesn’t count.”
  • or something like “ask them out!!” 
  • “How??”
  • “Dare you to.”
  • Fuccccccckkkkk you Ace.” Ace, like, the literal personification of “;3c”
  • “You’ll never get married.”
  • Ace, scoffing. “Wanna bet???”
  • “Well you don’t want to.”
  • “…depends on who asks.” he mumbles.

ol Rufo’s catching feels

This is a super self-indulgent piece. I used to live in Lincoln, Nebraska for two and a half years, and I miss the seasons changing. Since I’ve lived in Florida my whole life otherwise, seeing snow for the first time was magical. I just really wish I could travel the country with Rufo and see snow again,,

@ihaveaseriousclownproblem 

imhereformysciencefriends  asked:

Heehee!!! Okay okay, real ask this time. Which is more charming, when Gamzee kisses ur forehead, cheek, or nose?

forehead,,,,, ,, cuz you gotta be That type of brave to kiss somethin cOVERED WITH A FRINGE especially when know ur gf is just gonna yell “ure mesSING UP MY FRINGEEeEEe >:^\\” lmao

Finally watching 7x04 pt. 2

Not only is it marmalade, but brown bread too?

I’d be outraged too, Alice.

That also looks like that horrible slimy blue toothpaste that gets on absolutely everything and is a bitch to clean off the side of the sink.

Oh Alice…. if only your father could hear you…

This child has been missing in a big city for HOURS… it’s gotten dark…. and they’re too busy worrying about relationships???

THE BROWN BAG MAKES SENSE NOW.

Poor kid.

I’d be doing the samething too, Rumple.

“Let me touch you, oh beautiful man by my bedside… I want to make sure you are real.”

WILL HE EVER STOP GETTING SO HANDSOME THO?

IT MAKES ME SO MAD AT THIS POINT.

Bless your dorky heart- if Wish Dave could see you now. No but you can totally tell Rogers doesn’t interact with people much. You adorable bastard, let me give you a bear hug.

Speaking of bastards…. what’s with all the swears, Eagle Scout??

Your Storybrooke version would be scandalised. 

OH SWEET BABY NEAL IN HIS CRADLE!!!

NO ONE TOUCH ME!!!

THIS IS IT

THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR

LOOK

AT

THEM!!!

I WILL HAPPILY BECOME AN ORGAN DONOR COS THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE HAS LEFT ME  

 D E A D

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