he makes me always laugh

Fives is Graceful and Clumsy AF

He either stumbles like a newborn foal

or is as smooth as flowing water.

There is no in-between. Seriously, look at this nerd. Flawless execution.

Fumbling dweeb.

He can dodge blasters like a pro

but can’t stay on his feet.

Do a barrel roll!

Even when he does land on his feet, he kind of flops over and needs help standing.

His close-range coordination is abysmal (baby where are you aiming exactly?). But he doesn’t always get decked in the face.

Sometimes he’s tripped and then gets decked in the face (he really needs to stop trying to punch commando droids).

He has better aim with his feet

except when he doesn’t

DO NOT TELL ME HE TRIPPED CUZ OF THE EXPLOSION he was well on his way to face-planting even before the detonator went off. Someone protect this panicky dork.


Bonus: “Deadeye” Hardcase taking care of Business™ while Fives flails like a drunken nuna.

(more Fives stuff)

I don’t care what people say, the car wash scene is still one of my fav scenes in the movie

Gotta love the tumblr crowd… “I don’t read and recommend you don’t read Crowley as he was an arrogant, sexist and racist.” (Paraphrasing here) :/

No but seriously, look at history, that time period was bloody sexist and racist.
I’m not denying that Crowley was a shit person for the most part, but you can’t deny the value of his works, especially on subjects that he changed and made his own like Babalon. And someone’s commentary on Crowley can’t be a replacement for the primary resource.

Maybe I just don’t see how people could get offended by Crowley works, as I think the arrogance in his writings is actually hilarious.

Sometimes I remember that I went to Troyes concert, then I realize I saw Troye Sivan live. I saw him, I was in the same room as him I heard him sing, with such passion, the songs that helped me so much. I’ve been watching him on YouTube for so long, and he can always make me laugh, to see him in person was incredible. I have seen Troye Sivan live, and that blows my mind.

paperjam-bipper  asked:

OKAY HOLD THE PHONE BECAUSE I JUST GOT THE ACTUAL CUTEST THOUGHT EVER: you know how there's some scattered concept art out there of moana sitting on maui's back when he's in hawk form? picture this: one day when maui's carrying her around like that (probably after she begged him for HOURS) moana just happily throws her arms in the air and calls out "I want to SOOOOOAARR!" just like how she does in the more outtake

I AM HOLDING THE PHONE SO HARD

honestly that concept art is beautiful i am still shook every time i look at it? like how dare they make me look at something so gorgeous with my own two eyes

maui would totally make some dumb joke about how “you’re already soaring, curly, you can put your arms down now, no matter how you flap ‘em you’re not gonna grow wings” but he secretly loves the fact that she’s OBVIOUSLY enjoying herself

after that it becomes much much easier for moana to convince him to let her fly with him

tally mark.// draco malfoy x reader p2

Title: Tally Mark

Part: Numero Dos.

Part One // Part Three

Description: What if you fall in love too easily, and every time you do something happen to them? They do not return the feeling, or they die? What happens when you fall in love and they return the feeling and do return the feeling?

A/N + warnings: high key what the reader is feeling is how I feel about this one guy and it’s weird and crazy. Message me if you want to be tagged btw

Tags; @princeofsassgard


I finished the essay two days after the assignment was assigned. My memory was one with Cedric, he had always been able to make me laugh and he being one of the people I loved was amazing. So, he was a memory. A very happy memory.

I thought about what Draco had said, a memory with me was what he used to banish the Dementor. Me. Not his girlfriend, which came to a surprise. They had been dating for years, and he couldn’t think of one happy memory that overpowered the rest that was with her? 

I shook my head at the thought, I walked with him to the great hall, “How are you and Pansy?” I asked, he shrugged his shoulders, “We’re okay, she’s getting very annoying though.” He replied, my eyebrows scrunched. “What do you mean ‘very annoying?’ You two have been dating for years.” I laughed off a bit, he shook his head, face ice cold, and “She won’t get off my bloody ass about us two working together. She keeps saying that I’m suppose to work with her, and it’s really annoying, especially when I say how we’re doing, she always get’s offended.” He scoffed slightly as I listened to his rant, “She claims that I fell in love with you, which is complete rubbish.” I nodded softly, “She’s just a bit paranoid, Draco. Give her time.”

 And time is what he gave her. It had been two weeks since I had talked to Pansy, she was ignoring me after Draco and I started to hangout all the time. He wasn’t busy? He was with me. Qudditch practice was with me since I was the team’s bloody keeper and captain. Blaise, a friend of ours, had noticed this change as well, he noticed the fact that Draco’s tally mark was black and that I had gotten a new one. His eyes slowly raked over the body language we shared and when Pansy and Draco left to go find a book that Pansy needed, Blaise pulled me aside.

 “You and Draco both have black tally marks.” He whispered harshly, his warm breath fanned over my face and my eyes squinted, “You have horrible breath.” I muttered, he rolled his eyes at me.

 “Explain to me why you are in love with Draco!” he commanded, I laughed at him, “I am not in love with Draco,” I retorted, “Then who returns the feelings for you? I sure as hell know it’s not me, and you’ve been hanging out with Malfoy for a long period of time, so what’s stopping you from falling in love?” he asked, “Maybe the fact that my best friend is so desperately in love with him and the fact that he is dating her. Blaise, you know me, I would never take Pansy’s happiness away. He’s the only good thing she’s got.”

 “And what if I tell you he is only dating her because his father wants them to date?”

 “Then that’s their business Blaise. Maybe you should mind your own.”

 My tone of voice had venom dripping from it; he rolled his eyes and walked away. I looked around, nobody was in the library so I small conversation didn’t matter; it wasn’t going to go anywhere. I looked at my arm and saw the marks; all of them are scared except one. Only one and the one person that isn’t scared is going to die. If they don’t die the mark will turn red because people fall out of love. And there is a good possibility of that.

 I looked as Draco and Pansy walked back, Pansy had her arm interlocked with Draco and she was smiling and laughing, Draco’s cold blue eyes scanned the room as they talked. His eyes met mine and he smiled, I smiled back before looking down to avoid the small blush appearing on my cheeks.

 The next day in Lupins class, he had us perform our spells.

 Hermione’s went better than expected since Draco tried to sabotage hers, Harry’s and Ron’s.

 Pansy was normal; she failed to show us the invisibility ink, but got it one the second try.

 Goyle did a spell to make his hand larger, and Blaise did one to make birds appear.

 When it was mine and Draco’s turn everyone ‘ooh’d and we both blushed, Draco and I turned to Lupin who nodded, he allowed Draco to go first. He did it with ease, using the same memory as before, and as he always did, told Pansy it was a memory of their first kiss.

 Mine, on the other hand, changed. A lot.

 I stood in the front of the room, wand at the ready. I watched as Lupin opened the box. The dementor came after me and I shouted, “Expecto Patronum!”

 Unlike all of the other times, this one worked.

 I thought about one day with Draco. He and I were at Qudditch practice and we were all sitting around, I was trying to figure out a good play, and he had come up and scared me. Later he pulled me aside and apologized, then apologized for not doing it in front everyone else, I had shrugged it off and said it was okay. He then hugged me and that’s when butterflies appeared in my stomach, I couldn’t stop them from appearing, I hugged him back and when he let go he kissed my forehead, walking away from me.

 That was the night I realized I was in love with this boy.

 After the spell was performed the class was silent until Hermione clapped. Then slowly everyone followed. Pansy looked at me with anger fuming in her eyes, I smiled at her and she scoffed, turning to talk to Blaise, he looked at me and shrugged, muttering “She’s a good person she wouldn’t do that to you.”

 I sat beside Draco and sighed, “I need food now,” I said as I felt light headed, he smiled. “We’ll go and eat after class,” he reassured me and I nodded, “Yeah,”

 Lupin let us out a little earlier, and when I got up I felt even more light headed than before, looking around I saw dark spots and the lights were getting brighter, I looked at Draco and walked with him, I felt my eyes start to slowly roll back as I let out a soft gasp, I started to fall, but Draco caught me.

 Cliché.

 When I woke up, I wasn’t in the infirmary or in Lupins; I was in Draco’s room. I had only been in here twice, and both times was because I had a nightmare and was crying. Draco was sitting in his desk, reading a book. I had a cold cloth on my head and I had been changed into a big shirt. I had shorts on and my body was pale. I looked at Draco for a moment before clearing my throat. “What happened?” I asked, he looked at me, “You passed out. Lupin thinks it’s because you finally conjured a good memory.” He closed the book and walked to sit beside me on the bed, “Do you want tea, or something to eat?” he asked, I nodded. He smiled and got up. “I’ll be right back.”

 And with that he left. He left me in his room. I hadn’t noticed how soft his bed was until I had nothing to focus on, I saw a picture of him and his mum on his nightstand, and I smiled softly.

 “He’s a momma’s boy,” I laid on my side and looked at the massive stack of book, my heart started racing as I saw a picture of him and I hanging on the wall. It was a beautiful picture. The same one is in a picture frame at home. I looked at it from the distance; I could make out our figures and the red dress I had been wearing. My mum and his both posed in the background and I couldn’t help but laugh when Draco walked in. I looked at him as he sat down a couple pieces of breed and some fruit. He had a small cup of tea with him, “Why don’t you have any pictures of you and Pansy?” I asked, he shrugged.

 “I prefer pictures with my mum,” I nodded, “I noticed,” I sat up and took a bite of the breed, “Thank you for caring, it means a lot.” I smiled and he nodded.

 “You mean a lot to me so I have to take care of you.” He replied, my eyebrows scrunched up a bit. “Oh.” I replied before focusing on the food once again.

The twins have always known that Grunkle Stan is a divorced bachelor.

Okay the context of this is actually all kinds of HILARIOUS to me.

SO. Legend of the Gobblewonker. Great episode, no matter which way you look at it. But check out this super specific scene way at the beginning of the episode:

Stan: Good morning knuckleheads! You two know what day it is?

  • Dipper: Umm… Happy Anniversary?
  • Mabel: MAZEL TOV

Stan: *proceeds to smack small child with newspaper*

Okay so inconsequential it seems to the rest of the episode but! The big thing that happened here that caught my eye was that Dipper and Mabel responded with “Happy anniversary” and “mazel tov” in relation to wondering what day it is. They could have said “Happy Birthday”, the actual day of the week, etc. So many jokes to be made! And Alex Hirsch decides to make a marriage joke.

While it technically wasn’t confirmed until Roadside Attraction, it’s always been insinuated that Stan was once married, got a divorce and is now a lonely bachelor. He makes a joke about his ex-wife in this very episode, and Hirsch himself has mentioned his ex-wife at cons. And now we know she exists! Marilyn divorced him after only 6 hours.

But… the Twins know about this. They always have known, and hell it might even be a running family joke; Stan and his 6 hour marriage.

Of course, if the twins know about it, that means this 6 hour marriage happened while Stan was not actually Stanley, but Stanford.

Stan probably married Marilyn while posing as his bro bro.

Think about this, and then think about his marriage being only 6 hours long.

“Now that we’re together, I just wanna let you know…”
“What is it, Stanford?”
“Well, that’s just the thing. Stanford isn’t my real name. I’m kinda posing as my potentially dead brother.”
“…”
“So…”
“We’re getting divorced immediately.”

when i was a kid, probably around 8-9 years old, i would go on neopets very often. basically every day. one thing i remember from doing this is always getting a banner ad on the top of the page for the show its always sunny in philadelphia (not sure why they were showing ads for this show on a site used mainly by kids but w/e). the ad was of the shows title and it had danny devito’s face peeking up over the bottom of the ad. this ad would show up all the time, sometimes even when i would refresh the page multiple times it would be the only ad to pop up.

this should have been all fine and dandy, but for some reason whenever i would see this ad i would be filled with this rage deep within my gut that i could not control. sometimes i would get so mad i would have to stop playing on neopets and do something else entirely, just so i didn’t have to see his face anymore. i still dont know why danny devito’s face made child me so angry, but it did and i still have the image of this ad burned into my mind.

now i watch the show and love it, but sometimes when i am watching i think back to 8 year old me on neopets, having to x out of the page because i could not handle seeing danny devito’s face peeking up at me from the top and sides of the screen at all times, watching me.

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So a couple days ago I sketched out a cute little thumbnail for MOONMOON on Twitch and then asked him on Twitter if he was interested in having an after-stream thumbnail.

He said yes and I got so excited. I swear I have not pumped out quality art like this in just a few days in forever.

MOONMOON is such a great streamer. He’s always saying something to make me laugh and encouraging memes amongst his now current count of 13,000 subs!!!

He showed this during stream and the flood of nice comments from everyone had actually made me cry. But with just MOONMOON saying at how awesome it looked just… I could live forever now. I’m so happy.

He streams Overwatch mainly, and is a memeing tank dad. I respect him so much.

**Also, to explain one of the posters in the background… That is his Dark Souls 3 character, Pope Phat Cummies.**

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Once again, Ignazios laugh has completely done me in. And Gians arse slap. 😂

‘Even if you try to hide it’

Fandom: The Walking Dead
Reader x Carl Grimes
Warning: Makeout session (if that even counts)


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