How dashing are they?
Context: Entering the town of Triboar in Storm King’s Thunder.
DM: You are greeted by a man with a very nice looking eyepatch and well dressed clothes. He’s quite dashing.
Goblin Barbarian (OoC): How dashing is he?
DM: More than you.
(five minutes later)
Rogue (OoC): I’d like to see leader of the town.
DM: Okay, you walk ito the main building and see a secretary. “Hello! Do you have an appointment to see Darathra Shendrel?”
DM (as secretary): “I’m just kidding, go right ahead.”
Wizard (OoC): How dashing is she?
DM: More than EITHER of you.
Rogue (OoC): I’d like to roll for the general “dashingness” of the town.
DM: The entire town is dashing. Everyone here is beautiful. Even the drunks.
Rogue (through laughs): “I don’t trust this place. Everyone’s too pretty. Something’s up.”