he looks like tanger

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I think while the Pens are struggling, Sid realises more than ever how much he needs Geno. Prompt idea: Sid struggling to sleep in hotel rooms and on planes unless he's next to Geno. The team being goodboys and not chirping their sad needy captain.

“Can I sit here?”

Geno swings his attention from his phone to Sidney who is standing in the aisle with his carry on over his shoulder.

He looks as unsure as Geno has ever seen him with his eyes darting around the plane and shuffling from foot to foot as their teammates bump into him to get around.

Geno stares dumbly at him and Sid huffs out an impatient breath.

“Geno.” He rolls his eyes. “C’mon.”

“What?”

“Can I sit here. If you don’t want me to it’s fine, I don’t really care I guess, just thought I’d ask but-.”

“Sid.” He pushes his stuff off the seat and onto the plane floor to make room for him. “Sit. It’s fine. Sit.”

Sid gently kicks at Geno’s bag until it’s under the seat then sits down and drives Geno up a wall when he doesn’t say anything else.

He settles in and pulls out a book and looks like he actually pays attention when the flight attendants tell them about the emergency exits, like he hasn’t heard it hundreds of times before.

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Sidgeno Mermaid AU anon fic

(Again, not written by me, but by the same anon who wrote the Sidgeno actor AU!)

[Chapter 1/?] >>


It happens against The Flyers. Because of course it does.

He knows as soon as his knee hits the board that he’s not skating off the ice.

He knows he’s not going to be skating again.

The trainer kneels next to him with a careful hand on his arm and starts asking questions.

He didn’t hit his head. He can move his toes. His back feels fine.

“You’re gonna be fine, G,” Tanger says when he skates up to him.

The arena is so silent that he’s sure the whole crowd can hear him when he says “that’s it.”

“Yeah,” Tanger says, “don’t worry, we got this.”

“No,” Geno tells him through a hiss of pain as he’s helped onto the stretcher. Kuni stands on one side and Horny on the other. “That’s it. I’m done.”

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anonymous asked:

So I was watching goon and oh my gosh it is so funny and I don't know maybe its my sleep deprived brain but I find it super funny that the actor who plays Laflamme first name is Marc-André and he looks like tanger.

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folignos  asked:

jess jess jess jess can i have a sid/g oceans 11 au can i jess can i

here’s the thing about con artists – you’re never going to know where they end up.

“so,” sasha says, leaning on geno’s breakfast bar and grinning far too toothily for someone geno just picked up from prison, “says here your boy is in la. why the fuck is he in la?”

“don’t ask me,” geno sighs, resting his head in his hands. he never should’ve left berlin. “probably trying to go on the straight and narrow again.”

sasha nods knowingly. “because teaching celebrities to play poker is very respectable.” after a second, he says, “you should not have stayed in berlin.”

“there was a job in berlin,” geno says, even as he sighs because – he probably shouldn’t stayed in berlin. 

“when you stay in berlin, your beloved crosby forgets how much he likes your dick,” sasha says in what’s probably supposed to be a sage tone of voice, but mostly comes out dickish. geno punching him is totally justified. “ow – and your face, you romantic fucks.”

“fuck off,” geno groans, rubbing his forehead. “just find out what he’s up to for me, yeah? then i’ll figure out our next move.”

“we gonna get a job?” sasha asks excitedly, grabbing a mug and pouring himself some coffee. 

“we’re not doing any jobs,” geno says, but even as he says it he doesn’t really believe it.

-

“so,” james says, dropping down onto one of mario’s massive couches right next to paulie, “you’re doing this job too?”

“apparently,” paulie says drily, waving at julie chu as she stomps past, arguing hotly with wick, both of them covered in grease and apparently not caring about mario’s furniture.

“know what it is?” james asks, even as he waves at the new kids – some pickpocket geno found in pittsburgh, and his friend who apparently can throw a good punch in a pinch. both of them look jetlagged and freaked out, but james figures the feeling will pass soon. “i haven’t seen g in – god, a while. or sid – i’m surprised he’s not attached to g’s side right now.”

“you haven’t seen me either,” paulie says pointedly, and james winces.

“look, weber asks a lot from from his crew. i couldn’t exactly waltz out of nashville.” he tries patting paulie’s knee, but it just earns him one of paulie’s trademark flat stares. “anyways, i’m here now.”

“i suppose,” paulie says slowly, but he doesn’t smack james’ hand away, so james will consider it a win.

“you and tanger got plenty to do, i suppose,” james says, in probably the baldest attempt to change the topic that he’s done in a while.

fortunately, paulie lets him get away with it. “well, you know g,” paulie says, shrugging. “he likes big safes and bigger explosions.”

“that dick,” james says, shaking his head and grinning. “well, as long as i don’t have to fake being a goddamn curator again, we’re good. probably.”

“you say that now,” paulie says, laughing, and james grins too. it’s good to be back in pittsburgh.

-

after day three of creeping on the security system of the fucking getty museum, flower’s about to roll into the pacific, or something – anything to get him out of this goddamn van.

“nothing fucking happens,” he moans.

tanger just chews a french fry, even though flower fucking told him any grease near his computers would earn him at least six different viruses. "what about that guy?“ he asks, shrugging and chewing another fry.

"what guy?” flower asks, groaning.

“that one,” tanger says, pointing towards one of the monitors. “he’s just been hanging out in front of the impressionists for like, hours. isn’t that something?”

“that,” flower says firmly, “is the definition of doing nothing.”

“he looks familiar though,” tanger insists, pointing with a fry. “kind of like – well. sid. you know?”

“you’re a fucking moron,” flower says, spinning in his chair. “there’s no way.”

the man in the monitor turns, and flower peers closer, just to prove how fucking wrong tanger is – except.

he zooms in, and even with the blur of the cameras, it’s hard not to see that, well, the ass, and the sweatshirt, and the goddamn beat up baseball cap all sort of add up to sid’s favorite incognito outfit. which makes no sense, because flower thought sid was off teaching people poker, or possibly finding himself, or maybe getting pissy at g for staying in europe, not fucking encroaching on their territory.

then the guy looks up at the camera and waves, and – that’s sid.

flower and tanger look at the screen, and then at each other.

“do you think g knows?” tanger asks, and flower sighs.

“well,” he says, stretching and grabbing his phone, “at least i have an excuse to get out of this fucking van.”