he looks like such a little shit

anonymous asked:

What if a human from earth ended up in the Zelda world and has just been running around for months scavenging food, fighting monster not finding any one. tell sidon finds them fighting monsters and breaking there sad little stick barely able to beat them. They look like hell bloody, bruised and starved then they see him and start freaking out begging for there life because everything they meet wants to eat them or some shit. How would Sidon react? what would he do? (Sorry it's super long thanks)

Hmm this is the first time I’ve ever gotten an ask like this. It’s a really cool concept!

-Mod Pinks

Human s/o from Earth found (Sidon)

  • He is so confused.
  • Honestly thinks they’re a hylian until he sees their ears and realizes oh dear.
  • He is used to hearing people think that when they first come across him, but from the way they’re barely surviving, he knows this is different. More desperate. More fear.
  • Kneels down, keeps his voice soft as he tells them that he does not plan to eat or harm them
    • Instead, he asks if they need help, tentatively stretching his hand out for them to take.
  • Willing to wait there for hours if need be to get them help-he’s so concerned by their state, and using a stick as a weapon, they aren’t going to last.
  • They accept his help when they pass out- starvation, desperation, everything- just catching up to them at once. 
    • BB shark has to rush to catch them.
  • Immediately takes them to the healer in the Zora Domain, does his best to care for them until they come to.
  • When they do, he and the King have a few questions for them
  • Is fascinated by the idea of another world of new people
    • Asks so many questions
  • Teaches them to survive
    • Shooting, fighting, etc
F you guys who say shit about Yuuri

Okay, so today I did a little presentation about lgbt featuring yoi in one of my classes and I was literally upset(mad, actually) about how the class reacted:

Like eventhough most of the students in class didn’t watch the whole anime, I understand, while there’re some Chinese, lots of Japanese and Korean students together… but they all said only Victor’s good looking?? Yuuri doesn’t deserve him? Don’t know what’s wrong with Victor? They were babbling like tbh all of the Japanese and Koreans will think this way and WHAT kind of shitty bias is that? I’m not Korean then, huh? Where’re your eyes?

And after I showed what happened btw them they were smirking even more, like, only /Yuuri/’s the one to be super lucky to have someone so successful and handsome~ Victor’s so out of his league~ tf? I’m starting to hate my class and this is the worst reaction I’ve ever got in my life:(

When looking at someone, there are so much more to really LOOK into, rather than just one single layer of skin. And yes, It IS possible to fall in love at first sight based on the other’s face but NO love can survive like Victuuri’s did only by sticking around your faces More importantly YUURI IS ADORABLE HANDSOME GORGEOUS& SO EASY TO LOVE OKAY

(Sorry, feel free to ignore me if anyone sees this. I was just too depressed and needed to type out sth)

“I’m here, dressed ‘as scantily-clad as possible for a running outfit’ like you asked. What’s the deal?” Don asked.

“I know that little shit Cassandra has a crush on you.” Dina said. “But I just saw her chitchatting with someone else and looking pretty damn pleased about it. I need you to teach her a lesson.”

“I’m getting really sick of being your errand boy, Dina.”

“Ugh. Fine. How about I don’t tell my mom you’ve been cheating on her. How’s that?”

“That’s not really fair….” He mumbled, but he obliged. There was no arguing with a Caliente.

looking at photos of the defenders now is so bleakly fucking funny like there’s matt and luke and jessica and……………..someone’s annoying little brother or cousin or some shit idk he said if we didn’t invite him he was gonna tell mom

Because I can never say it enough

@freckledcarrottop is a fuckin’ godsend of a human being and I don’t know what these three months would’ve looked like for me if it weren’t for him. Follow him, reblog his shit, compliment the hell out of him because he’s worth it. I know I’ve got a little bitty blog with <100 followers but I think it’s important to say when you appreciate someone so that’s what I’m doing. Thanks, Tops. You’re the goddamn greatest.

anonymous asked:

I agree with you, but this looks like a stupid way of balance things out. The show people, the ones who promite the good stuff for tv critics dont give a shit about Sam. It's all Cait, Tobias and thei juicy scenes. Like you say, sam is the piece of meat and nobody talks about how great he was with his little nuances. It's all an unfair mess in every corner.

I don’t agree that it’s all Cait, but I do agree they play Tobias up entirely too much. And  I love the fuck out of Tobias, but it’s still too much. They don’t have a good balance for either of them. They need to focus more on promoting the relationship rather than the non existent drama they created. I would also love for them to discuss how good Sam is in the scenes he is given, but they shouldn’t take away from talking about Cait. It should be equal for both of them is all I’m saying and it’s clearly not.

if vicchan’s own version of a katsudon™ as yuuri’s birthday present isn’t the purest thing ever then idk what else is

Ok hear me out here...

Ok so me being the weird animal lover that I am I googled what Russia’s national animal is and it’s a bear, and I was like ‘hells yeah bears are awesome like yuri!' 

Originally posted by mariannaraskin

AND THENNNN I realised Otabek seems to like bears or at least his fans think he does…

Originally posted by tetsuruo

SO THEN I LOOKED UP THE NATIONAL ANIMAL OF KAZAKHSTAN AND  APPARENTLY ITS THIS LEOPARD LOOKING CAT…

AND WHO DO WE KNOW THAT LIKES CATS AND LEOPARD PRINT SHIT?!?!

Originally posted by kanariiya

OH YEAH THIS LITTLE SHIT ^^^^

Originally posted by confessionsdunjeuneparisien

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“STANLEY YOU’RE NOT HELPING!”

Tbh I don’t think Mabel would be such a problem when it comes to bath time, Dipper on the other hand…

So we've all considered Yuri and Victor as a pair skating couple but what about this

Married Rivals Victor and Yuuri

Just imagine

*Victor and Yuuri creating each other’s programs and the way they both designed it you can’t watch one without watching the other
*because they’re the most disgustingly adorable couple.
*they’d smile and flirt with each other and since Yuuri’s confidence has grown so much since being with Victor he’ll throw a jab about how he’ll kick his ass in front of everyone
*and Victor throws back a “well that’s one thing you haven’t done yet to my ass”
*everyone flips their collective shit and Yurio is in the background trying hard to blend in with the wallpaper
*Yuuri would start his piece with a kiss at Victor’s direction and ends it with a “can you top that honey?”
*Victor takes it in stride and goes “like I topped you last night my little Katsudon”
*Yakov in the background looked like he’s having a stroke
*and Pichit is having the time of his life Instagraming this shit

my analysis bc i’ve got nothing better to do:

  1. i think the cow (who i will now call bessie) is on a hoverboard
  2. lance is holding what looks like a piece of rope which is presumably tied to bessie’s hoverboard
  3. which implies that lance is pulling this cow along like a little kid pulling a wagon
  4. lance has weird shit on his forehead but we can at least assume he’s not calcium-deficient
  5. if lance is hallucinating this cow, at least it’s getting acknowledged by the others (i.e shiro’s “is that a cow?”)
  6. bessie has a bow on their tail. if lance tied that on that’s cute :’)
  7. bessie looks fucking ripped like their shoulders are two lances wide
  8. look at the size of that snout
  9. big ears but tiny horns
  10. keith’s knife is in the frame so bessie better watch the fuck out 🔪
Thoughts on Patroclus

Friendly reminder that Patroclus should not be remember simply as “Achilles’ bitch”.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus was a little shit. He had the power, the looks and the skills, and he knew it. Not only he excelled at battle; he did it while taunting his enemies all the fucking time cause he was going to win and he knew it.

Friendly reminder that he was the one guy who got to call out on Achilles, something no one else dared to do. In fact, men went to ask him to call out on Achilles because everyone was scared of him. Except for Patroclus.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus had advanced medical knowledge, something extremly rare at the time. He healed many of his friends and comrades during battle. Hadn’t it been for him, many great warriors would have died.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus was loyal to a fault. He was always by Achilles’ side in battle. He never disobeyed Achilles orders. The one time he did, was the time he died.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus was kind and had a soft heart. He cried because while Achilles’ Rage lasted, he wouldn’t let any of his men enter battle, Patroclus included. And while Achilles’ troops were hiding in their ships, the rest of the Greek army got crushed. Patroclus felt so powerless and helpless because he couldn’t do nothing as he saw his comrades dying.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus had a character crisis. He had to decide whether obeying his Lord’s commands and abandoning his friends in battle, or going against his Lord’s wishes and engaging fight.

Friendly reminder that he refused to stay behind like a coward. He chose to enter battle, but since he was a honourable man he told Achilles about it. Friendly reminder that he managed to sway Achilles’ Rage. Friendly reminder that he managed to convince Achilles to let their troops rejoin the war, thus returning the victory to the Greeks.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus was flawed. He committed hubris. He got so battle drunk and was so excited by the prospect of finally ending the war, that he disobeyed Achilles’ direct command not to fight near the walls of Troy, and chased the Troyans back to the limits of the city. To the place Achilles had specifically told him not to go because it would be too dangerous. Friendly reminder that this one flaw is his downfall.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus doesn’t go down without giving one hell of a fight. Friendly reminder that Patroclus was so strong that Apollo (the God that protected Troy and Hector [Troy’s heir to the throne]) had to face him and repel him four times. Four times. A god. If that ain’t badass, then I don’t know what could be. In the fourth time, Apollo got inside Patroclus’ head and made him dizzy. Patroclus fell and Apollo removed him from his armour- Achilles’ armour. Patroclus ended up unprotected, vulnerable and dizzy in the middle of the battle field; so a random dude saw the opportunity and stabbed his back with a spear. But was that enough to make him go down? Oh heck no. The pain snapped him out of the dizziness. Patroclus realized he was in a very troublesome situation so he decided to fall back… but at that moment Hector engaged him in battle. And Patroclus wouldn’t retire from a direct combat, oh heck he wouldn’t. Even though he knew this was probably the way he would die, he fought with his all.

Friendly reminder that lacking his armor, tired from battle, with a spear wound on his back and only Achilles’ sword left as weapon, Patroclus faced Hector, Troy’s greatest warrior and didn’t fear.

Friendly reminder that when Hector sheathed his spear in Patroclos’ stomach, Patroclus thought about the love of his life.

Friendly reminder that with his last breath Patroclus smiled at Hector and told him “You are a dead man. This will be your downfall”. Friendly reminder that until his last moment, he was a little shit.

Friendly reminder that Patroclus is a flawed, well-rounded, badass character and that he deserves so much more than his current position as “Achilles’s love interest”.

It’s because I never won anything ever. As a kid… That shit never leaves you. Look at Taylor; she’s exactly like me. Taylor is someone who was put down for the whole of her teenage years and now she’s got the opportunity to win and she’s constantly winning (whenever he mentions Swift his smile broadens a little).
—  Ed Sheeran about Taylor Swift in his GQ interview (X)
  • Blue going grocery shopping with Ronan 
  • “Ronan, stop nO YOU CANNOT BUY 50 MAC AND CHEESE BOXES ADAM IS GOING AWAY FOR 3 DAYS NOT 4 YEARS”
  •  “Exsuse me I lost my daughter, Blue can I make an announcement?” “yeah sure” “goodbye you little shit, this is what you get for not letting me buy my Mac & cheese”
  • “Gansey slow down you’re going to get us killed” “I died twice and came back both times don’t tell me what to do Adam”
  • “Gansey you’re late” 
  • “A Gansey is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to” 
  • Adam:???????????????????
  • “I slept through my alarm“
  • Ronan blasting 22 by Taylor swift when he turns 22 and everybody just looks at him like????? Ronan Lynch knows other songs than Irish and metal songs????
  • Ronan: “Gansey Can you please pass the salt?”  “Can you pass your classes?” 
  • “My goal in life is not be the best but inspire people to try their hardest and make better choices in life” “Adam you say that everytime I beat you in UNO” “Oh look at me I’m Blue and I’m the best in UNO and i don’t give my friends any chances to get the sense of acomplishment at least once in their life ” “Adam shut up”
  • Gansey wishing for Noah back every birthday before blowing out his candles
  • The gangsey and everybody in 300 Fox way gathering in Persephone’s death anniversary, knitting and baking her favourite pies and cakes.
ok, this has been on my mind like all day

i wanted to talk about just how god damn gay Keith was in the episode Taking Flight

“Oh come on!” *jabs sleeping chamber impatiently*

not even a minute in and we get Keith being impatient af to make sure Lance is ok

tfw you get scolded for being worried about your boyfriend

look at how happy Keith is to see Lance is awake and ok!! he isn’t just smiling, he’s grinning

…and then Lance is bein’ a flirty little shit again towards Allura and Keith is just “wow ok”

“WE HAD A BONDING MOMENT. I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” The Gay has been Betrayed.

and then we have Lance being all flirty towards Nyma

“wow ok”

and then there’s the discovery that was made today where Keith was totally checking Rolo out like jesus christ Keith your gay has been showing this entire god damn episode

also, gotta love the use of colors here too. Bi flag colors and fucking rainbows reflecting off the water

kEITH PLEASE, LOOK AT HIS FACE… HE’S SO DISAPPOINTED THE HOT ALIEN TRICKED THEM AND HUNK KEEPS RUBBING IT IN

“OKAY WE GET IT”

also “this kid can flat out fly”  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Keith is Lance’s knight in shining armor as he effortlessly gets the shitlord’s lion back. and then proceeds to fUCKING FLIRT WITH LANCE LIKE “OH WHAT? SORRY YOU’RE CUTTING OUT I CAN’T HEAR YOU HAHA LOL”

“oh come on i thought we bonded!”

also, look closely at this picture. notice how the black, yellow, and green lions are present by Rolo and Nyma’s ship? where did the red lion go? despite being a little shit, Keith still left to go get Lance because Lance asked Keith to come unchain him and i think that’s the cutest thing.

also lets not forget the fucking rainbows because there they are again in this picture.

tbh this is probably my favorite episode it was great and very gay A+++

emoji reviews: unicorn

im bored rn so lets go

a pleasant child, though spooky and deadeyed. this unicorn is judging your sins. it has a neck rash 8/10

his name is craig and he’s a single father. he roots for the underloved sports teams. matching deadeyed gaze with the apple one, but less so because of the lack of shadowing. pretty dull 5/10

as usual the outline kills it a bit. he reminds me of that that kid in middle school with the shaggy hair who skateboards everywhere. the blue hair is nice though 7/10

very my little pony-esque. a gentle, soft-nosed baby who likes to make small children giggle 8/10

changed it up a bit with the front view, but kinda dopey looking. the horn looks sort of out of perspective with the rest of the face. has very cute ears though 6.5/10

very sassy. this is a damn fine unicorn with a lot of character. she looks like she’s wearing winged eyeliner and is ready to beat the shit out of you. 9.5/10

oh god. this unicorn is dead inside. it’s horn is a carrot and it has absolutely no personality. it is however, not terrible to look at and clearly a unicorn, so i’ll give them that. 4/10

a spunky, friendly lesbian who just wants to hug the whole planet. the zigzaggy rainbow horn is a really nice touch 8/10

emojidex didn’t screw up this time. this a beautiful take on unicorns as they were seen traditionally. she’s demure and peaceful. her hair trails behind her. she looks like she’s from an 80s anime or the last unicorn. she looks like she should be flying through space, stardust trailing behind her as she grants the wishes of the pure and good. 10/10 this is the best unicorn.