he looks like he's 25


“do you still hate me? my brother got all of our parents’ attention and love…

he was superior! but god’s fair. and you couldn’t inherit that from him because… he was being punished for his sins… you’re the product of that. serves them right.

yeah… serves them right…”  


There’s really no easy way to lose fat in a few weeks. You could lose body weight in a few weeks, you could lose water or maybe burn through some muscle. But if you wanna lose fat it will take you about four or five months. And that’s just cutting out the crap. No alcohol, no sugar, no salt. (x)


Who would win in a fight between Papa Smoke and Papa John Shitfaced?

To answer this question I’m going to start with their stats. Based on appearance, I’ve estimated how each stack up and factored in their respective status changers. Let’s start with papa smoke:

Strength: 80 (60 natural strength due to his large build, +20 because of his chest hair)
Dexterity: 25 (He looks like he tries his best but isn’t quite as good as his peers.)
Stamina: 40 (60 naturally, -20 because of the massive amounts of smoke he inhales)
Charisma: 100 (His cigar and demeanor score him big for this one. He radiates an aura of invitation and kindness.)
Agility: 10 (His large size makes him easy to hit and his weight prevents him from moving quickly)
HP: 500, but it decreases by two every second because of the smoke

Next let’s examine Papa John Shitfaced

Strength: 60 (40 naturally, but the alcohol gives him the courage to hit harder)
Dexterity: 50 (80 naturally because of his impressive skills in pizza making, but the alcohol brings him down 30 points.)
Stamina: 80 (Due to the inhibiting properties of alcohol, he feels pain to a lesser extent which allows him to fight for longer)
Charisma: 40 (Naturally 80, but the alcohol has drastically affected his ability to form sentences, let alone settle conflicts.)
Agility: 70 (Naturally 90 because of his lean build, but the alcohol subtracts 20 points)
HP: 200

So how would a fight like this go down? What strategies would each fighter try to employ? Papa John Shitfaced’s strategy involves avoiding the huge attacks of Papa Smoke, and getting quick jabs in where he can, all while waiting for his health to deplete naturally. Papa Smoke takes a more direct strategy, knowing his time is limited he tries to get in as many hits as he can as fast as he can. Both strategies are hindered by each fighter’s skills, as Papa John will have a hard time evading while drunk, and Papa Smoke will have a hard time catching up to Papa John due to his extremely slow speed.

In order for Papa Smoke to win, he only needs to hit Papa John twice, as one hit deals 100 damage. In order for Papa John to win, he needs to evade Papa Smokes attacks for 4 minutes and 10 seconds. Given the odds, Papa Smoke has the highest chance of winning.

As the fight starts Papa John is too shitfaced to defend himself from Papa Smoke’s first swing and loses 100 HP at the very start. The hit snaps Papa John out of his drunken state a little bit and he retreats to the corner of the room. As Papa Smoke attempts to run over to him, he becomes fatigued which allows Papa John to get a punch on him. Papa John retreats to a different corner and repeats the process.

Halfway through the fight, Papa Smoke is at 250 HP and Papa John is at 100 HP. Papa John seems to have an unbeatable strategy and his chances of winning skyrocket. Papa Smoke’s health is shrinking by the second and he begins to lose hope. Instead of chasing Papa John he decides to wait in the middle of the room and re evaluate his strategy.

In his drunken confusion Papa John confuses this strategizing for another period of fatigue, and goes in for another hit. Papa Smoke is caught off guard by this but manages to turn around and scare Papa John with his calm demeanor. Papa John falls to the floor and backs up. Papa Smoke is now at an advantage, because now that Papa John is on the floor he’ll never be able to get back up due to how shitfaced he is.

Papa Smoke slowly backs Papa John into a corner. Realizing he’s exhausted his options, Papa John pulls out the gun he’s been keeping in his shirt and begins firing wildly. This frightens Papa Smoke, but Papa John is way too shitfaced to properly aim a gun. The stunt has only delayed the inevitable. Papa John takes one last breath and braces for impact, as Papa Smoke brutally delivers the final blow.


@ask-kimdaily I cannot express how thankful I am for the fact that this one got here in one piece and not lost in the got dang mail like the zine (I’m still hella bitter at usps fite me) Also I’m v thankful that your lovely art has blessed the bts side of my shelf I’m love you <3
I put the sticker on joonie’s frame cause that’s exactly how I feel: how dare this ball of sunshine and life look this cute in my house- what a pleasant outrage!

Thank you for all your hard work Kaye, keep up the good work buddy!

anonymous asked:

every time i see images of kakashi in boruto, i get angry because like. why does he look like he's 25? why is he still so pretty? what the fuck kakashi? what did he do, steal the youth from iruka, yamato, and kurenai? Steal orochimaru's secrets of eternal youth? the fuck


Kakashi is a vitality vampire - headcanon accepted. 

little things i thought about

- scrooge discovering the secrets careers of donald and saying “he really is my nephew”

- donald has to give one cent everytime he shouts. at first he was okay with it, because one cent represents nothing, then he began to worry about his money when it reached a total of 2 euros in cents in a month (200 cents in four weeks) - the boys have to do the same thing except it’s when they lie/cheat/do anything bad, and it gets high real fast

- dewey waking a grumpy donald up in the middle of the night because he had a nightmare, but when donald sees him crying, he immediately takes the boy with him in bed and asks him to tell him all about it. dewey dreamt that donald was very angry at them and abandoned them because they “were a burden and made him really sad all the time”
donald feels his heart breaking in his chest as he holds dewey tight against him, murmurs some words of comfort and reassures him about never leaving them, and that he loves them with all his heart, that they’re never a burden and he is the happier person on earth with them
dewey falls asleep in his arms, he cradles him in his arms and puts him back into the bed he’s sharing with his brothers

- donald has this huge surfboard that allows him to surf with the triplets. But since he’s not rich enough to buy each triplet a board and that they don’t know yet how to surf, he’s saving money for one of their birthday. Meanwhile, he’s slowly teaching them

- i bet he’s got a talent for surfing, water is his element, and the triplets are so impressed when they’re watching him from the beach (because he doesn’t want to take them on BIG waves for the moment), plus i think that surfing really removes the everyday pressure and he can be young again, for a little time at least

- when they’re in a plane, donald has to sit behind the triplets because there are only three places and he’s secretly freaking out about it the whole flight, like they could be sucked out if they opened the window, or not know how to put on their oxygen mask, or order the whole menu of the plane

- donald’s biggest fear is that a social assistant, warned about his situation seen as precarious, comes to his house and takes the boy away from him. the reason he’s alive since he considers himself as a failure would be taken away, and the people he loves the most would leave him, like his parents, like Della

- at first when the boys jumped in donald’s arms all at once, he was absolutely not prepared and used to fall over or stagger a bit. but now he’s prepared and less fragile

- scrooge tried to teach donald a few words in gaelic but he gave up, so now his victims are the boys and he’s surprised to discover that kids learn languages quicker than adults

- the boys actually hold very dear donald’s opinion, it really matters to them what he’ll say on things that they like ; they are sometimes afraid of disappointing him, but he’s understanding and always push them to their best

- donald telling scrooge out of rage in the middle of a violent confrontation that his uncle has done nothing to help him when he needed it, so how could he expect donald to have some confidence in him to babysit the boys ; scrooge is hurt by the argument and tends to prove donald otherwise

- when the boys were very little and that donald had to drop and take them at school, he used to apprehend the opinions of the moms, like he would look so much like their big brother (he was only something 25…) or a young single father who had to work sometimes nightly - BUT the moms knew exactly who he was and did find him very courageous


so this idiot was just panicking for nothing

part 1/?

anonymous asked:

Any new fics you like the look of? Thanks for all the hard work !!xx

Hi there! Yeah, there’s quite a few fics that I’m currently keeping an eye on and waiting for updates :) Here you go, maybe you’ll find them interesting as well! (and if any more new fics pop up I’ll also post them as individual recs ♡)

Title: After the Fire
Author: joonbr
Rating: Not Rated
Length: 1–5k words
Genre: Angst, Fluff
Summary: Two years after the start of the epidemic, Busan city is slowly starting to get back on its feet.
Note: Part 2 of the “The Wretched Wasteland (Train to Busan AU)” series, Part 1 being Run, Let it Burn, Don’t Ever Look Back.

Title: Gravity
Author: angstjimin
Rating: Mature
Length: 15–20k words
Genre: Fluff, Romance, Smut
Summary: Jimin was a boy in love with the sea. Jungkook was a boy in love with the galaxy. They loved different things. But, they were destined to love each other.

Title: The Lines Between Us (Hold Us Together)
Author: thecityofgold
Rating: Teen
Length: 5–10k words
Genre: Drama, Action, Slight Angst
Summary: Or: Jungkook finds himself a soulmate he doesn’t want, and Jimin finds himself a soulmate he can’t have.

Title: Moves
Author: loust
Rating: Mature
Length: 5–10k words
Genre: Smut, Humor
Summary: Or: Jimin hates Jungkook and thinks he has it all figured out. They dance together for the very first time. Things get really messy.

Title: Slip, Slide and Fall
Author: pinkmonnie
Rating: Mature
Length: 1–5k words
Genre: Pining, Romance, Fluff, Angst
Summary: Five times Jeon Jungkook realises he’s in too deep.

Title: Where You Belong
Author: Potatogirrrl
Rating: Mature
Length: 15–20k words
Genre: Smut, Fluff, Angst
Summary: It was from a profile called DaddyKook. Hello, beautiful! I saw your profile and it seems we have a few things in common. Would you be interested in talking? PS: Pink looks adorable on you! He was a lot more polite than he expected and he seemed to like his hair but the first thing he did was to check his profile and his mouth almost dropped because it was nothing like he expected. He thought they were mostly old men there but DaddyKook couldn’t have been more than 25 and he looked like a model, even if he was barely smiling in the photo. He was living in Seoul too.

Title: You’ve Got Time
Author: PlayGamesWithTheSmoke
Rating: Mature
Length: 10–15k words
Genre: Angst, Smut, Fluff
Summary: Park Jimin. A young escort and assassin, is sentenced to 20 years imprisonment. He never was one to stay out of trouble.

Why I’m not buying into Season 3 Shiro

That Shiro that is with the rest of the squad right now, isn’t Shiro. Just hear me out. 

First of all, it doesn’t seem like the moment they defeated Zarkon till then, that any long period of time has passed. Allura, Lance, Keith, Pidge, Coran, and Hunk all look the same…as if they hadn’t aged. However, Shiro looked like he was 30 years or something, not like he was 25. Heck, his hair grew pretty damn long, and although hair growth varies from person to person, I believe it would take him 1-2 years to grow that much hair and look that….disastrous (at the least). If there was a time gap, I think it’d be more evident and obvious. 

Second point: Kuron….k-U-R-O-N….C-L-O-N-E….CLONE! This is literally a clone god dammit! From the moment this Shiro woke up, the galra guys said something like…”Commence Kuron Operation 3″ or SOMETHING like that. And Shiro looked at what seemed to be another version of himself. Which I believe is the real Shiro. 

The one we got is probably a clone Shiro created by the someone in the Galra empire (specifically Haggar). And the Shiro that this…other Shiro saw seemed to look more like the Shiro we knew. His hair was in tact and everything. It seemed like with how his age was any everything about his looks, that he’s our Shiro.

It’d also explain why the Black Lion didn’t respond to him when he went towards it. Because it could sense something was off with him.

Also….that hair? That “new” look we got was just….no. Totally not Shiro.

This Shiro is most likely here to infiltrate Allura’s castle and the lions, for information. 

But what about the real Shiro? I don’t know, but I think he’ll be saved by Matt, like we saw from one of the voice actor’s instagram stories. 

Also, where’s Slav? From this reality?

the more i think about my age/birthday headcanons for les amis, the more I think it makes sense for Prouvaire to be more or less around Bahorel’s age and just as ambigous about what he’s done before/whether he’s immortal or not. like, the two weird older siblings of les amis. they’ve seen things. does jehan still even go to school? what does he do. how did he even meet john keats. and byron. etc, etc.

My thoughts of Kyungsoo & his whole rumored smoking cigarettes suspicion. Who the fuck cares?

This is in response to a Pannchoa article that revealed photo footage from a fan site of Kyungsoo carrying a small box of cigarettes in his tiny bag.

People are either tripping out over it or others are just okay so what?

My stance is that he’s a grown ass man capable of taking care of himself and he’s an adult. He may not look like your typical 24/25 year old, but I’m 100% sure he’s well aware of the consequences of smoking & can do whatever the fuck he wants (his body, his rules).

Even though many claim that’s he’s merely smoking because of his role in his movie and blah, like I said before. Not our body, not our business, not our problem.

I’m so done with people and certain fans being dramatic as fuck over his “smoking”.

Focus on the fact that he and his EXO members are breaking & creating new records, his upcoming movie projects and their new tour coming up. Their repackaged album, the rest of the members solo activities and other accomplishments etc.

Focus on things that REALLY MATTER.