he looks like he should be in a classic movie

He Knows - Leonard McCoy

Fic #35 of the Hamilton Prompts
Song: We Know

“Y/N,” Jim said, grabbing your attention as you passed him in the hallway. You rolled your eyes and situated your papers in your arms. You were on your way back to Med Bay, to deliver the files that Dr. McCoy had asked for. 

“Yes, sir?” you asked, stopping in your spot.

“Walk with me?” he asked.

“Well, I was actually heading- Okay,” you said as Jim continued to walk. You jogged a little bit to catch up with him, and once you did, he began talking.

“Are you close with Bones, Y/N?” Jim asked. 

“Uh, no, not particularly. Why?”

“Oh, well, it’s mostly nothing. I just feel like there’s something that he’s hiding from me.”

“I’m sure that’s not true. You two seem very close.”

“Yes, but he’s always been quiet about his love life, which admittedly, he has never had much of, but lately he’s been more secretive. I think he has someone in his life.”

“Well, sir, I’m not sure what to say, but this feels a little innap-”

“Would you help me spy on him?”

“Uh, I don’t think that’s really part of my job,” you said, smacking his arm playfully with your papers. 

“You work for intelligence, why would this be any different?” You sighed, and struggled to come up with another excuse. Jim smiled at you and patted your shoulder.

“Great. I’ll see you tonight. Meet me at eight?”

“I kind of have plans,” you said quietly, but Jim was already walking away. You groaned, thinking that you needed to become more assertive. You turned around and walked back towards Med Bay. 

Once you got there, you set the paperwork in the bin, and noticed Dr. McCoy across the room. He looked up from his patients, and a rare smile spread across his face. He said something to the nurse next to him, and made his way over to you. 

“Hello,” he said, a small smirk on his face. 

“Hey, can we talk?” He nodded, and put a hand on your back as he led you into his office.

“What’s up?”

“I have to cancel our dinner plans tonight. And maybe all plans until forever.” Leonard laughed and shook his head as he leaned up against his desk.

“What are you talking about?”

“Jim knows that you’re in a relationship. He wants me to help spy on you tonight.” Leonard sighed and dropped his face in his hand. “I thought we were so careful.”

“We were. Jim just, unfortunately, knows me too well.” You smiled and crossed your arms. “So, we cancel plans for tonight, and we should be in the clear.”

“Even if we do cancel plans, and Jim finds nothing, he’ll still keep looking.” You walked up to him and put your hands on his chest. He looked up at you and grabbed onto your waist. “Can’t we just tell Jim?”

“I don’t think it’s a good idea.” You groaned and backed up. Leonard looked up at you with disappointment. 

“Fine, but I had really great plans for us tonight, and now I’m going to have to do all of that with Jim.” Leonard cocked an eyebrow up at you and you rolled your eyes. “Well, I’m not gonna have sex with Jim, but I’m not gonna with you either!” you yelled, and walked out of his office.


Around eight o’clock that night, you met Jim in the empty hallway outside of Med Bay. You were still wearing your red shirt, which Jim said was not undercover clothing. Although you argued that looking normal was more undercover than dressing all in black like Jim was. 

“So are we just gonna wait outside Med Bay all night?” you asked. “He probably already went home.”

“Well let’s find out.” He pushed opened the doors of Med Bay dramatically, and two of the nurses looked up at him in confusion. “Sorry, guys.” He walked through, and kicked open the door to Leonard’s office.

“Jim, Christ!” Leonard said, looking up at you two. “What are you doing?”

“Just came to see what was going on,” he said, looking around the room, as if he was going to find someone hiding behind the ugly, plastic plant.

“Working. Actually,” he said, looking at his watch, “I’m going home in a few minutes.”

“Do you have any plans tonight?”

“No,” Leonard said, looking up at Jim. “Why?”

“Just curious. So if you don’t have any plans tonight, can Y/N and I hang out with you?”

“Jim,” you muttered, but he ignored you. 

“Um, I guess.” He finished up a few things, while you tried to get Jim to change his mind. Although, a few minutes later, you walked with Leonard to his apartment. As he unlocked the door, Jim walked in first, and began to search the room. Leonard looked over at you and you rolled your eyes.

“Uh, can I make you guys anything?” Leonard asked. You shook your head, as Jim started talking.

“Yeah. Well, whatever you were going to make is fine.”

“I was gonna make a pasta that my family used to always make, I already programmed it. It’s got marinara and-”

“That’s my favorite,” you said. Leonard smiled softly, but then dropped it to look over at Jim. 

“Great,” Jim said obliviously, still searching the apartment. “Mind if I use your bathroom?”

“That’s fine.” As he walked away, you went to Leonard’s side. “So this is going awfully.”

“Yes, it is.” You leaned up to kiss his cheek. “Thanks for cooking for me.”

“Well, well, well,” Jim said, walking back into the kitchen. “Everything seems normal. So far.”

“Great,” Leonard said, smiling. “So are you going to leave now?”

“So your mysterious date can show up? No way. We’re staying here all night.” You rolled your eyes and fell down in one of the bar stools. Jim sat down next to you, and kept looking over at the door, expecting someone to walk in. Leonard served you dinner, and casually tried to make conversation with you. 

“So how was your day?”

“Oh, pretty good. Except my captain dragged me around all night so he could stalk his friend.”

“My day was pretty good, too,” Jim said, “My friends talked about me in front of me, and didn’t think I would notice.” You snorted and kept eating your pasta, stealing longing looks at Leonard.

You started to take everyone’s plate and clean up. Leonard came up next to you and helped clean, while Jim went into the bathroom.

“Well, what should the three of us do for the rest of the night?”

“I’d sort of like to die,” you said, laughing. “I think he’s gonna make us spend the night.” 

“I think you’re right.”

“So what are we thinking? A movie before bed?” Jim asked, frightening you both. You spun around and smiled at Jim.

“Sounds good to me.”

“We should watch Lord of the Rings,” Leonard said. You looked up at him and he discreetly winked at you. 

“Sure.” Jim walked into the living room, and as you started to follow, Leonard held you back. 

“Lord of the Rings always makes him sleepy. He can’t handle watching classic movies.”

“So, what, when he falls asleep we can sneak into your bedroom?”

“As much as I’d like that, we shouldn’t risk it.”

“Are you guys coming?” Jim called. You rolled your eyes, and gave Leonard’s hand a squeeze. You sat down on the couch, and Leonard sat next to you. Jim then jumped up, and sat on the other side of you. 

“So what one are we watching?” you asked.

“Two Towers,” Jim said, starting the movie. 

“My favorite,” Leonard said. You sighed, and leaned to the side a little bit, so that your shoulder was against Leonard’s shoulder. Nearly twenty minutes into the movie, Jim was snoring. You looked up at Leonard and he smiled. 

Moving carefully, you scooted closer to him, and took his hand. He kissed the top of your head as you rested your head on his shoulder. After another ten minutes of making sure that Jim was really asleep, you and Leonard started kissing heavily. 

“This has gotta be our worst date,” you said, pulling away or a minute. 

“Well, at least he’s asleep.”


When Leonard woke up the next morning, he woke up face to face with Jim. He yelled a little and rolled onto his back. Jim woke up, and turned away from Leonard. 

“What time is it?” he asked. Leonard sat up on the couch, and looked over at the clock on his side table. 

“Five in the morning,” he said groggily. 

“Where’s Y/N?” 

“I put her in my bed,” Leonard replied. 

“So, you aren’t dating anyone.” Leonard shrugged and stood up. “Sorry for barging in on your night.”

“It’s alright.”

“Tell Y/N I’m sorry too.” Leonard raised an eyebrow and looked at Jim in confusion. “Bones, I’m not completely stupid.”

“I don’t know what-”

“I know you’ve been seeing someone. And it wasn’t until last night that I realized that it was Y/N.” Leonard didn’t say anything, but watched Jim carefully. “You made one of her favorite meals, you two know everything about each other, she washed your dishes, come on Bones.”

“That doesn’t mean anything. I just make really good food. It’s everybody’s favorite.” Jim rolled his eyes and shook his head. 

“Come on, just confess.

You don’t even know what you’re asking me to confess. I swear, there is nothing-”

“You put her in your own bed. You are the crankiest person I know, and you love your bed.”

“It’s called being a gentleman.”

“Fine, well if you’re gonna deny it, I’ll just have to leak it to Starfleet. Your career is done, I hope you saved some money for your daughter.”

“Money for my daughter? Jim, you don’t know what you’re talking about. I swear, I am not seeing Y/N.”

“Alright, enough of this,” he said, standing up. “I was awake last night. I saw you two making out.” Leonard opened his mouth to argue, but stopped himself. 

“You know,” he said, sitting back down.

“I know,” Jim said, nodding. “You wanna tell me how it happened?”

“We started dating a while ago. We hooked up after your birthday party, actually. She courted me, and escorted me to bed,” he said, smiling. “We didn’t mean to keep it secret for this long, but it kind of just kept going and no time seemed appropriate. I”m sorry.”

“It’s okay. I am sorry I ruined your date night. I’ll get out of your hair. You’ve got a few hours before work, why don’t you spend it without me in the way.”

“Thanks, Jim,” he said, as Jim stood up. Leonard stood up and made his way towards his bedroom. Jim winked at him as he opened the door, and once it shut, Leonard opened the door to his room. You were still asleep, and he crawled into bed with you.

His weight moved the bed, and you woke up as you rolled towards him. He smiled at you, and you smiled sleepily. Although, a second later you pushed away from him.

“Jim’s gone,” he said. You nodded and rolled back towards him, putting your head on his chest. “And he knows.”

“How?” you asked, popping your head up. 

“It’s a long story. But, I think he’s okay with it.”

“So no more sneaking around?”

“I don’t think so,” he said. You sighed and leaned against his chest again, as he kissed your forehead. 

“Well that takes the fun out of it.” 

“It’s still a secret right now,” he said. You raised an eyebrow at him and kissed him. He grabbed your waist, and rolled you on top of him. “This might be a bad time to tell you, but I love you.” You smiled and laced both of your hands in his.

“I love you, too.”

Let it Go

(I saw my momma @jq-piccadilly isn’t feeling well so I wrote this crappy little drabble thing! ♡)

Leonard grumbled as he sat in front of the DVD player, a pile of movies scattered before him. He had offered to watch a Disney movie, since he knew Lisa would want to anyway. And, he secretly loved Disney movies so why not.

Leonard regretted it not ten minutes later when the group of Rogues began bickering and fighting over which they should watch. It was bizarre and wild, to say the least.

“Lisa, obviously the best one is Tangled!” Shawna said as she shoved Lisa aside and tried to grab that one, but was stopped by Lisa pulling her back.

“Yeah right, I vote a classic! Cinderella!” Lisa would argue, and since it was Lisa, Leonard was going to choose that one.. But they didn’t have it. When Lisa had that realization she groaned.

Hartley had queitly voted for Robin Hood but was quickly shut down, which made him cross his arms and mumble about how he never gets to choose.

Jesus christ, they were like children.

Mick had been silent the whole time, watching as his husband began looking angrier and angrier at each argument he heard about which movie was better or which they should watch, slowly growing more annoyed by the minute.

Right before Leonard could stand up and yell at them all, Mick stood and bent down next to him, causing Leonard to raise an eyebrow.

Leonard didn’t have time to ask what he was doing. Mick picked up case right as he saw it, pulled out the disc and popped it in.

“Hey, wait! What is it?” Roy asked, watching as Mick plopped back down in his seat.

“Frozen. Now shut up and watch it, you little heathens.” Mick replied, then motioned for Leonard to come over.

Leonard sighed in relief that all that noise was done with. He’d never seen a group of adults act so childish. He stood up and promptly got onto Mick’s lap, relaxing his head on his husband’s shoulder.

All the Rogues huffed at first but soon began watching, occasionally singing along to the tunes.

It took Leonard until Let it Go to have a realization and he glared up at Mick, who was trying to hide his cocky grin.

All the Rogues were laughing simultaneously and exclaiming-

“Ha! Snart the Ice Queen!”

Yeah, let’s just say Leonard chooses the Disney movies from now on.

anonymous asked:

aren't you really into movies and want to work in film?? if so, some questions. 5 movies you think everyone should see at least once. top 3 fav directors. fav and least fav film genre. and five movies that are considered "classics" that you don't like!

I am and I do.

5 films I think everyone should see at least once:
- Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
- A Streetcar named Desire
- Finding Neverland
- American Beauty
- The Way He Looks
Bonus 6th - CATWS

Top 3 Directors:
- Marc Webb
- Jonathan Demme (may he rest in peace 💖)
- Ang Lee
(Also Jon Favreau)

Favourite Genre:
- Comedy

Least Favourite:
- Horror. Pointless movies honestly.

Five movies considered classics that I don’t like:
- Halloween
- Psycho
- The Bridge on the River Kwai (that film is Too Long)
- The Exorcist
- Pride and Prejudice (listen, i know people love this movie and this story but it’s just so boring I can’t cope with it)

For @hoechlindylan. Happy Birthday, Andi! You deserve nothing but the very best. A wonderful presence in this fandom and a cracking human being all round! <3 

P.S. I still can’t believe you’ve never had a milkshake. 

“That is it,” Stiles snaps, throwing the box of cupcakes- the ones he just bought- at his dorm room wall. That’s how upset he is.

Pink and cream explodes against it and later, later, Stiles will probably be angry with himself (for wasting good cupcakes, obviously, because screw you beige wall “you’re not allowed to put anything up on”) but right now he is just angry.

At the world.

At his professors.

At his thesis. Especially the thesis.

But most of all? He is angry at the milkshake people.  

For twelve years, Stiles has pledged his undying love to Hale’s Howling Milkshakes. For twelve years, he’s has lived off of them. Cherished them. Cared for them as his own.  

And now this:

Dear Mr Stilinski,

We understand how disappointing it can be when your expectations are not met. We regret to inform you that some of our milkshake recipes have been altered. We are sorry to hear you do not like the improvements we have made to them. Over the past several months our customers were asked to try new blends and we found they preferred them to the originals. Please accept the enclosed coupon for ten free ‘Hale’s Howling Milkshakes’, so you might find a new favourite. We look forward to receiving your further orders, and hope you will remain with us.

Your loyal friends at,

Hale’s Howling Milkshakes.

“Loyal friends,” Stiles mimics, sighing and throwing himself down onto his bed, Disney princess style. “More like ex-friends. Fiends. Life ruiners.

Logically, he knows he shouldn’t be making a deal out of this, but those milkshakes meant a lot to him. His mom introduced them to him. She bought him his very first Strawberry and Banana Moon. They were there for him when she got sick. They were they for him when she died.

Trying not to think about it, Stiles closes his eyes, picturing the time his mom “accidentally” spilled a Hale’s Chocolate and Raspberry Wolf down her dress on his sixth birthday, just to make him laugh. His dad had gotten called into work and Stiles has been devastated because he had promised him they would all watch Star Wars for the very first time that night with curly fries and cake.

As it turned out though, watching Mulan for the very first time with just his mom instead was the best birthday Stiles ever spent.  

***

“Hey Batman – what’s got your panties in a twist?”

Erica is already holding out a mug of steaming hot chocolate to him as he enters the coffee shop. Life might suck balls right now, but at least he still has his loyal Catwoman and her fondness for sneaking him extra marshmallows every Tuesday and Friday.  

“When I finally buy a pair, I’ll let you know.”

Erica rolls her eyes and Stiles shoots finger guns at her, because apparently he will always be fifteen at heart.

“The worst has happened,” he says, sitting down at the counter and taking a sip from the mug. He expects the liquid to burn his tongue but, surprisingly enough, it doesn’t. This is why Erica is his favourite person in the world. When his dad and Scott learn to be expert hot chocolate makers, he’ll consider moving them back up the list.  

Erica gasps, leaning across the counter. “Did…plaid come back in fashion?”

“Ha-ha, very funny.” Stiles levels her with a look, taking another sip, upset he’s too tired to think of a better come-back.

Winking, Erica slides a full bowl of marshmallows towards him. “Would it help if I brought Derek out?”

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anonymous asked:

I've read through all of the modern Bucky + cap Steve fics that are in that tag. Do you have any more? Thank you!

I got a couple

Brought to Brightness  by eyres 

Army veteran Bucky Barnes has fallen in love with Steve, a guy he met online a few months after he returned from Afghanistan. Only problem is, he doesn’t know Steve’s last name or even what he looks like.

When his sister helps him send his story into MTV’s Catfish, he’s hoping they can help him meet Steve or, at least, let him move on with his life if Steve isn’t real. Little does he know, Steve and Captain America have more in common than just a first name.

Heaven and That Other Thing by SpacePunkStevie (WIP)

‘What are Sam and Nat asking you about all the time?’

‘Nothing.’

‘You look shifty, Steve. Be honest. Do you have a secret girlfriend? You can tell me if you do.’

Steve put a hand on each of Clint’s shoulders and looked him in the eye, ‘I definitely do not have a secret girlfriend.’ he told him, honestly.

Bucky Barnes is the owner of a cat sanctuary in Brooklyn, an ordinary guy by the Avengers’ low standards, and a growing problem for America’s favourite captain. Steve Rogers is publicly straight, endlessly bored, and has a habit of not fully thinking through his decisions when Bucky is around.

It’s a Ghost Story (baby just say yes) by moontyrant 

There are an infinity of universes in potentia. In one, Bucky Barnes was born in the early twentieth century, followed Steve Rogers into a crusade against Hydra, was captured and became the Winter Soldier. In another universe, Bucky Barnes was born in the 1980s and grew up to spend his weekends busting ghosts.

“And this guy is legit?” Clint asked for the third time, eyebrows making a break for his hairline

Tony threw his hands in the air. “How should I know! He has some reviews online but it’s not like he has a website or anything.”

Souls, Love, Classic Movies, and Other Immortal Things by WanderingAlice 

James “Bucky” Barnes died that day on the train back in 1945. Steve knows this, because he found his body. So why, seventy years later, is he presented with a bodyguard that looks and acts exactly like his dead best friend? A bodyguard who just happens to be named James Barnes?  

Bucky Barnes is assigned guard duty to a man whose identity he’s not supposed to know. The thing is, this man looks exactly like Captain America. To make matters worse, he keeps having these dreams about him, dreams that are more like memories. Combine that with his childhood claim that he used to be called Bucky and “died in the war,” well, things are seeming really odd.

What the hell is going on?

anonymous asked:

Ahh, um okay I'm so glad this is open! You're my fave blog!! How would Kaneki (both), Anyato and Tatara react to their s.o asking them to watch Big Hero 6 with them at the movies?

(( screaming because i love big hero 6 ヽ( ★ω★)ノ

also glad u like the blog ))

Kuro!Kaneki had seen commercials for the animated movie floating around—and he wasn’t going to lie if he hadn’t thought about seeing it sometime too. It looked interesting to say the least, and if anything, he’s been a sucker for movies featuring the classic ‘a boy and his robot’ motif (because who doesn’t like Iron Giant?). So, Kaneki accepts his partner’s suggestion the moment they brought it up, smiling as he asks when they should visit the theaters.

Shiro!Kaneki hadn’t much time to watch movies lately. What not with the many questions he still had, after all (what a pawn he was). So when he’s lazing away the day, gently combing fingers through his partner’s hair, they bring it up first. “What’s it about?” He asks, looking at them, massaging a part of their head.

They laugh softly, pushing his hand away. “It’s about this young boy and his robot—they start a super hero team, I think.” 

“Alright, then let’s go now.” He says, pushing himself off the bed, offering a hand to his partner. 

Ayato stares when his partner asks him about watching the movie. Wasn’t that for children—like, the children who cried over Frozen? He laughs it off, before folding his arms as his expression draws coldly. “No.” He says and they gawk at him.

“Why not?” They complain, huffing at his stubbornness. Ayato just shrugs.

“Because it doesn’t interest me.” He offers, and at this his partner grabs him by the hand and pulls him along.

“You’re coming whether you like it or not—” His partner says and he isn’t given the chance to complain as they shoot him a look. Needless to say, he did cry at the end of the movie.

Tatara is surprised when his partner asks him for a little date at the theaters, to which he tries to reject as nicely as he could—it could have turned out better, though, because all he tells his partner is, “I’m busy.” And it’s kind of a lie. The way they sulk at his demeanor makes him almost change his mind. 

“You rarely ever hang out with me,” They frown. “…Are you just embarrassed?” A sly smile upturned their lips as they lean over to poke him in the forehead. 

Well, maybe he was. Just a tiny little bit. “No.” He replies calmly, trying to suppress his blush as he shuffles a few papers around. They raise an eyebrow, clearly not believing him.

“Is it because you’re a big bad ghoul? Afraid to be caught at a children’s movie?" 

"That a challenge?”

“I dare you.”

"Negotiation" - Chris/Will

Early!Chill.  Get together stuff & frottage & feels.

“Pretzels in chili,” Chris says, balancing his elbows on his knees. “Really.”

“It’s better if they’re stale pretzels, though, because they get all extra chewy when they absorb the liquid,” Will replies, stirring the contents of the pot that’s bubbling away on his unreliable stove with one hand and waving at Chris with the other.

His apartment is kind of crap. His stove is definitely crap. But Chris doesn’t seem to mind.

“It’s kind of like putting in crackers.”

“Is this a Floridian thing?”

Will laughs. “No. It’s a my-friends-and-I-were-stoned thing.”

“Scrabble, bingo, or costumes-just-because night?”

“Okay, don’t laugh,” Will says, ducking his face, “but it was actually a Glee night.”

“Oh my god,” Chris says, burying his face in his hands. “No comment.”

“You can’t judge me. I’ve confessed my fanboy past.”

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Friends with Benefits Reunion

{Part One} {Revelations} {Inhibitions} {Mission Report 06162016} {Turned to Dust}

Pairing:  Bucky x Avenger Reader

Word Count:  2000+

A/N:  This is written in first person (the view of the reader.  (AR/N) = Avenger Reader’s Name.  I had so much fun writing this.  Sadly, this is the last part.  Thanks to all of you for reading!

Warnings:  Smutty goodness, fluff, and language.

Summary:  Ten months have passed since Bucky’s disappearance and Avenger Reader has been searching desperately for him.  She finds him in Romania and a confrontation ensues.  Emotions are high and regrets are expressed.

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anonymous asked:

why do you like brad pitt as achilles so much? (say over any other adaption or cast) sorry if you've been asked this before, i'm just curious bc i personally despise that movie i mean. . ..

i mean like

yeah i think we can all agree that troy was pretty much a cashgrab after the success of gladiator, and it had very little appreciation for the original text just in terms of general awareness of history - gladiator wasn’t historically accurate either, but to disregard history sometimes means knowing the history well enough to know when to disregard, ja feel? and troy didn’t really have that. so i understand why iliad purists would be pissed off at that movie. but then again, iliad purists should probably find a better hobby. ANYWAY. 

yeah, textually, not a great movie unless you turn your brain off. HOWEVER. what i really appreciated about brad pitt’s acting on rewatching is that its a really physical role? like, i know he talked about training himself to look like a classical statue which, bless the lord bc that derriere was wild, but i thought actually, in retrospect, that he never really was acting in any of the Acting Scenes. the real work went into fight choreography, and i am a SUCKER for fight choreography. the thing about selling achilles as a character - especially in a film where there are no gods - is that you had to sell that this is the greatest warrior of his generation. that’s not about what he says, more about how he moves. and his physicality in this film was TOP NOTCH, like?? watch that first scene with the giant thessalian, watch the scene with hector.

it could be how it was shot - and this film cared So Much about aesthetic, oh my god - but you could actually tell, you could actually believe, that a poet watching from outside the action would look at this bronze age war lord and be like, yeah i could make him the center of my masterpiece and the son of a goddess. i could do that. you could believe that people would believe that he was more than human. THAT’S why i liked this performance because it was a really really physical thing more than it was like Character Acting which is like non existent in this movie. this is one of those movies thats better with the sound off, because this was less of a performance than it was a dance - and in my opinion, what the film lacked in story - AND IT LACKED - it really really made up in visuals.

anonymous asked:

So then what would pennys relationship with all her aunts and uncles be like? (Maya zay lucas morgan josh eric shawn etc)

Specifically Penny? Okay let’s see

  • Maya 9000% believes this is basically her child omfg
  • Cried for three days straight after Riley gave birth
  • The second she started to calm down, the baby opened her eyes for the first time to reveal she got Farkle’s eyes, and Maya broke down all over again omg someone help her
  • Before her actual kids were born, 90% of all her social media was just pictures of Penny
  • She tagged every single picture #PrincessPenelope
  • Riley and Farkle had no idea but every time Maya offered to babysit, she was trying to train the kid to say her name
  • So when Riley and Farkle are just hanging out one day and Penny says her first word, and instead of “mama or dada” it was ‘Maya’ they lowkey flipped omg
  • Well I mean Riley was cracking up but Farkle called her yelling about how rude this is lmao
  • Maya’s always prepared to help Penny when she’s caught in the whacky situations that come along with a sitcom family
  • And if she finds out too late to help her, will respond to a recounting of the events with “That’s my girl!”
  • Sometimes just fucking flies across the country to take her shopping for a ‘girls day’, gives her parents no word or warning
  • When talking about her with Riley and Farkle, will address her as “Our child” omfg
  • Penny runs to her every time things get too weird because like who else knows how to handle her parents???
  • Every time Farkle turns into the Over Protective Father™, Maya is prepared to drag him on Penny’s behalf
  • Has been spoiling the life out of her since she was still in utero
  • Taught her to paint
  • Just really adores her goddaughter beyond belief and Penny thinks she’s the coolest aunt ever
  • Okay so Zay
  • Zay is always filled with unbridled worry over all of Riley and Farkle’s kids omfg
  • Partly because he’s unsure how to express how much he adores them, Partly because he’s not wrong in believing Riley and Farkle’s kids would get into some weird situations, Partly because he thinks they’re all so sweet and pure that some Karmic balance would try to ruin them omfg
  • Every time he’s left alone with one of them, let alone all of them, he is 100% that drunk girl from the buzzfeed puppy video crying “I CANT PROTECT THEM”
  • So omg okay so when Penny was born he just refused to hold her
  • Because he just knew he would drop her
  • He was like “I’m gonna find some way to ruin this I’ll just be the uncle that loves her from a distance”
  • Like he didn’t even hug this kid until she was like 3 holy shit
  • He’s just so scared of hurting her because she looks like a little Porcelain Doll. And one day when she’s like five he somehow managed to be tricked into babysitting her alone right. His nerves are on edge but as the day goes on he starts to relax
  • And all is going fine until she drops a plate or whatever and glass is all over the kitchen floor
  • So he had to instinctually pick her up because he didn’t want her to step on the glass right
  • Except that really caught her off guard so she jumped as he grabbed her which shook his balance so they both fell ALL OVER THE FUCKING GLASS SHARDS
  • ALL HIS FEARS ARE NOW REAFFIRMED IN HIS HEAD
  • And honestly like the kid was fine but he’s freaking out and rushes her to the emergency room whilst leaving a voicemail on Riley’s phone “I’M SORRY BUT I THINK I KILLED YOUR CHILD” omfg
  • So he’s a wreck at the hospital and once Riley and Farkle get there and learn that their child is in fact alive they aren’t sure whether to murder Zay or laugh at his emotional pacing in the waiting room
  • So he never agrees to babysit again and he never loosens up about worrying over Penny but they do have fun when he’s at the house
  • Always helps her cheat at board games
  • Always ready to side with Farkle when he’s in Protective Dad mode and reaffirms for him how awful teenage boys are
  • No one told Zay when she was going on her first date and he just occasionally walks into their house with no warning right so he walked in to see Penny all dressed up and Farkle interrogating a boy and Zay honestly just gasped dramatically and fainted on the spot
  • Riley threw a blanket on him and they just left him there
  • Honestly just very always worried and caring uncle yay Zay
  • Okay Lucas is sorta similar to Zay on this one
  • Like one time he agreed to babysit when she was a couple months old and the door closes, they’re gone, and he stands in the same spot looking down at this teeny tiny baby in his arms for like 30 minutes without moving
  • And then just whispers “I am a very large man and you are a very small baby this was not a good plan”
  • So he’s always convinced he’s gonna accidentally hurt her omfg
  • Also he’s always a little uncomfortable around her and her siblings because he lowkey still finds it shocking that Riley and Farkle are together in the first place
  • Always covers her ears if someone is saying 'bad words’
  • Even when she’s like 20 and she’s actually the one saying the 'bad words’ omg
  • Sends the most ridiculous birthday presents because wtf does he know about girls???
  • “Do I just send money??? A pretty dress??? More hair dye??? Do you like card games??? Have you grown out of stuffed animals??? Do you want another real animal???? Would a time share in Hawaii do??? IS THE DEED TO MY HOUSE OKAY???”
  • One time got emotionally blackmailed into participating in her ballet recital
  • And when he’s done with school he doesn’t really see her in person that much anymore, and when he sees her in person for like the first time in years she’s like 16 and he just walked into a restaurant and accidentally interrupted her date and he just SCREAMS because she was kissing the boy when he saw her
  • And she’s sees him and is like “not another one” omfg
  • Penny claims he’s basically the embodiment of Joey from Full House
  • She also gets into political debates with him on facebook omg
  • Altogether tho he thinks she’s swell
  • MORGAN
  • Morgan is still very busy systematically dismantling the Patriarchy in 8 inch heels, she will be until she’s dead, but she adores her great niece omfg
  • Was one of the only people who didn’t immediately respond to Riley’s pregnancy with anger (the others being Farkle and Eric)
  • Sends Penny ridiculously expensive designer clothes like “oh I was in Paris for work and I thought of you!!!”
  • One time Penny was home alone in mourning bc her boyfriend cheated on her, she texted Morgan for emotional support, and Morgan’s response was to order all the desserts Domino’s has, send them to Penny’s place already paid for, and then texted Penny a picture of the street address of her ex captioned “I’ll handle it” and Penny has never stopped laughing about it
  • The boy also may or may not have ever been seen again
  • OMG when Penny was a little kid and Morgan occasionally helped babysit, she was that super involved babysitter that puts on whole productions with hand puppets and stuff it was so cute
  • So yeah they’re tight
  • Josh is Penny’s godfather and he ADORES HER
  • Like omfg he cannot handle how cute she is
  • Buys her giant stuffed animals
  • Taught her how to play piano and now they’re working on guitar
  • Takes so many pictures
  • Makes really bad “godfather” themed jokes at her all the time
  • Somehow manages to get her concert tickets to all her favorite performers every birthday or holiday, no matter the fact the show has been sold out for months. Will never reveal his secret
  • She calls him for help just as much as she calls Maya and Morgan
  • Taught her to parrot curse words when she was a bay, found it hysterical, made a bunch of youtube videos
  • A pro at painting her nails because Riley used to make him paint hers all the time lmao
  • Has taken her to quite a few classic movie fests
  • She knows he’s the cool uncle, no debate
  • Eric basically has to stop himself from crying every time he’s in the same room as her because she looks so much like Riley omg
  • Basically agrees with Zay that all the riarkle children are too sweet and pure and everyone should be on constant guard lest Karma tries to fuck something up
  • One time somehow managed to acquire a baby elephant for her birthday party
  • But he didn’t tell anyone he was doing this so like
  • One day she just woke up and there was a baby elephant standing in her bedroom
  • Staying true to his bad uncle jokes, he’ll usually refer to her as “Nickel” or “Quarter” or some other form of currency
  • Takes her to the zoo whenever he can bc he knows she loves animals
  • OMG when she was a couple days old he was the only one visiting in the hospital at one point and Riley and Farkle were conked out so he just tried to keep the baby entertain for a few hours and in that time he counted the exact number of freckles on her face and now whenever a new one pops up from age/the sun/whatever he gets really distressed
  • So yeah Penny thinks he’s great I mean come on who doesn’t love Eric
  • S h a w n
  • If you thought Shawn had no idea how to act with Riley, you can only imagine how ridiculous he is with Penny omg
  • Always super torn what to get her as presents because “Little girls like barbies right?? Or will she think I’m enforcing gender roles???”
  • He’ll make facebook statuses about being a cool uncle and she will DRAG HIM (A talent well learned from her mother)
  • He’s just always so panicky around her because he doesn’t know how to express emotions properly but he also doesn’t want her to think he hates her like Riley did
  • And after a while like they never really connect on anything because he can’t think of a way how to??? So he thinks she hates him
  • And this goes on for a few years and he’s always beating himself up because in his mind he failed to connect with his best friend’s granddaughter and now it’s too late for them to have a relationship because he’s probably a loser footnote in her life
  • And then one day he gets a manila envelope in the mail and it’s a bunch of pictures right
  • And she wrote a letter saying she took all of them and some place is gonna display/sell them soon and ’“Thanks for inspiring me with photography Uncle Shawn!!! <3 ” and he just sOBS
  • KATY WALKS IN ON HIM SOBBING LIKE HALF AN HOUR LATER
  • UGH
  • And so yeah Shawn is an awkward little gem but Penny still loves him awww
  • fin
10. adoration

A few days into having Yasha in the tower made Steve feel like they had always lived together. It was so easy to fall into a domestic life that they usually needed the rest of the team to remind them of their responsibilities. As the leader he was, he’d called them for an afternoon of group training, to see how the team would work together when it came the time for a mission. And yes, it was great to see Yasha blending in, even though not everyone seemed quite welcoming of him – Steve would have to talk to Sam at some point.

Personal banters aside, it looked like the team could fight well together, and he hadn’t been surprised to see that Natasha could easily pair with her fellow Russian assassin. Even if Steve struggled not to wonder about how they were before, when they were actually together. He wouldn’t let those thoughts ruin anything. In fact, after the training, he’d asked Yasha to go out on a classic ‘dinner and movie’ date.

Steve insisted that they should shower and get ready in different bathrooms, as he really didn’t want them to get distracted, not matter how nice it was when they did. He stayed in his room then, showering and putting on a long-sleeved black shirt and jeans that were a bit tighter than usual. He went all in for the date, carefully combing his hair and spraying on cologne. But before he find Yasha on the other side of the floor, he hurried to the shop down the street to get the small bouquet of red roses and white carnations he’d ordered earlier on. Then Steve was ready.

He stepped from the elevator to his floor, flowers in hand and a nervous little smile on his lips. “Yasha? You ready?” He called out in the wide living room, looking around.

Cas, what are we doing?

“Hey baby?” Cas asked you, as he gently shook you awake. 

“What is it Cas? Did you have to interrogate the cats again about who ate Stewie the Mouse?" 

"No not this time, but I was wondering if you would like to Christmas Movie and Chill?" 

You couldn’t help but chuckle, "Did Dean help ya with that one?" 

"Yea, he told me it would work super well.”

 "Well which one is first?“

 You watched roughly five hours of classic Christmas movies, you laying on the Angels chest as he gripped you closer. 

"What would you think of a Christmas wedding?” Cas asked, causing you to look at him confused. 

“Ummm I mean we aren’t engaged so…" 

"Yea but what would you think if we had a winter wedding, and could dance in the freshly falling snow." 

"Cas…" 

"We could look like the perfect scene from a snowglobe." 

"Cas…" 

"We should do it, and then we can have a cute little house in the woods, raise the kids, name them Cindy Lou and Buddy." 

"Cas …?" 

"Let’s get married today." 

 "What!”