he looks like an angel omfg

anonymous asked:

what if Sidon tries using cheesy pickup lines but can't remember how they go so he says something like "did you fall from heaven? cuz you the ten I see" and link is mildy amused and responds with "are you from Tennessee, cuz you look like an angel" and Sidon goes "idk what that means" so link laughs and gives Sidon another gay heart attack

omfg

yes

RUN BTS! EP.15 JiKook

Can we just talk about how casually Jimin danced into conversation between Jungkook and J-Hope to spill the tea playfully and make Jungkook flustered?
And how we learned that other than sleeping in their room and everything else; Jungkook even brushes his teeth there? And how he has the same toothbrush as Jimin and LEFT it there to… idk… show that “it doesn’t really matter which one is who’s”.
Jimin: he came to our room to brush his teeth!
Jungkook: aren’t we on the same team?! *stop it hyung omfg*
Jimin: *devilish expression/angelic smile*
Jimin: but he brought the same toothbrush as me!
Jungkook: *oh god hyung why*
Jimin: and then he left it there! I was so pissed
Jimin: *still smiling and looking at Jungkook, like, I’m sure he was shaking with anger back then, obviously lol*
Jungkook: that wasn’t me!
Jimin: *lol*
Everyone: *lol*

Haha I drew Skel Sans to go with his Human glamour version and giffed it, so I’m reposting X’D

hahaha oops my hand slipped and i drew human!sans 8′D

I may or may not be planning an Undertale 1940s murder mystery AU where Sans is a homicide detective hunting down a serial killer with investigative reporter Frisk in tow ;D The monsters are all still monsters, though Sans and some others continue to use glamours to disguise their true nature despite monster kind as a whole having ‘come out‘ a few years before the start of the story…

I’m a big fan of…I dunno…’beefy‘ Sans? X’D??? He looks chubby (and maybe he is a bit but he’ll deny it til the cows come home), but under it is all muscle baby. Like, real, practical,heavy lifting muscle, not showy six-pack muscle.

also what are pistols even omfg *gives up*

Kpop on tumblr:

“like oMFG I FEEL SO ATTACKED RN”
“Do not edit”
“Look at this little squishy”
“What is he doing”
“What is he wearing”
“SLAY ME”
“4/∞ edits of my bias”
“Brb swimming across the sea”
“STOP STOP STOP”
“A literal angel”
“This is the kind of high quality content I want on my dash”
“Get this off my dash”
“Im cRYING”
“im dYING”
“/sweats/”
“Why is he like this”
“I am in love with this man.”
“MY BABIESSSSS

dragon-princess-of-yonezawa  asked:

Reactions or HC. MC doing the catwalk for Victoria's Secret lingerie. All members plus Saeran and V.

//okay sO i am so dearly sorry for being so inactive and leaving so many requests in my inbox. I’m trying to find inspiration somewhere, but this last month has just been kinda filled and unmotivated for me. I’m hoping that soon, i’ll get out of this slump that i’m in currently, and get back to writing <3 also, i don’t watch too many fashion shows and i have never seen a VS one, so I looked up a few articles and clips from this year’s. I hope i got close to what you were looking for, and if i didn’t please tell me, because i really just want to make you guys happy with my writing

Yoosung:

  • HES TOO FLUSTERED
  • This little bean has his mouth hanging open because wow that’s his girlfriend
  • He’s completely mesmerized by you
  • He knows that if you were a LOLOL character, you’d be the most badass out of all of them
  • He is so in love with everything that you do and he can’t stop himself from letting his mind wonder like i would so let her dominate me tbh i live for sub yoosung
  • Some of the press gets his reaction on tape to seeing you and E! News finds it and everyone on social media starts flipping out and shipping you guys because they think he’s so cute

Zen:

  • He can’t help himself from clapping wildly and hollering because god damn are you slaying
  • When you get to the end of the runway, you give him this little glance/smirk and he just smiles so wide
  • He loves everything, especially how you act. He knows that you play a bit of a role when you’re on the runway, and you have this utter confidence and intimidation about you that is totally different from who you are at home.
  • he helps you perfect your walks and poses because your careers are both so similar so he knows a lot about the public eye and what they want, so he’s able to think of things for you to use that have a mix of who you are and what everyone else likes to really focus everyone’s attenton on you and your uniqueness

Jaehee:

  • she knows that sometimes you get frustrated because people only see you for your face and seductive looks and lingerie advertisements in magazines and not your actual personality or feelings
  • but she can’t help that you literally look so beautiful while doing your thing, and how you try to keep who you are in real life in the character you play on the runway.
  • sometimes she has these epiphanies like omfg i’m dating an Angel and she loves me back what a queen
  • you are known for standing out from other Angels because you aren’t always trying to be badass when you’re modeling. A lot of times, you like to look happy and genuine, and she loves how you give her these playful smiles if you spot her in the crowd

Jumin:

  • he’s utterly amazed at how you’re able to walk so smoothly like you’re on clouds while heaving those wings on your back
  • he thinks you suit the role perfectly because you’re his angel ^^
  • he loves it when you practice your struts and walks with him at home and he can help you perfect it and make sure that all of your poses show off your highlights, even though it sometimes makes him jealous
  • you know that he’s always get you custom lingeries made for you
  • he secretly love love loves your job tbh because it’s a sure win for him
  • but it’s okay because you assure him that your walks are, more than anything, for him
  • bLUSH BLUSH BLUSH he gets so pink help him

Saeyoung

  • he gets totally absorbed into this fantasy world that is the VS Fashion Show
  • “yEEEAHHH THAT’S MY GIRL”
  • the hype is so real but he thinks you slayed more than anyone else, even though he knows you aren’t a fan of all the competition in the industry
  • look at his goddamn goddess up there it’s killing him in a good way
  • yOU KNOW THAT HE’S ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE FOR WHEN YOU GUYS GET HOME LATER ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • like jaehee, he can’t believe?? That you’re his?? That he’s in a relationship with such a beautiful m o d e l??

V:

  • he’s a photographer so of course he’s gonna have the best seat to get the best view
  • truly and honestly captures your utter outstanding beauty
  • keeps so many photos for himself
  • he loves how you walk in time with the music and you just are so fit for the shining lights, because that is where you belong
  • but he also loves the silly, loving, sweet side of you that he can enjoy to himself out of sight of anyone else

Saeran:

  • he has to sometimes restrain himself from punching people that hollar or whistle at you but he knows that you love him and you’d never even think of being with someone other than him, because let’s face it, deep down, he’s insecure and scared of losing you
  • he doesn’t really understand the whole notion of modeling when you guys are early on in your relationship because?? If everyone is supposed to be beautiful, then why is there so much competition
  • “honestly saeran, i’m not all that sure myself. I don’t like how everyone is meant to be going against each other, but i do know that i enjoy going up on the cat walk and being fierce and being the center of attention, it just gives me this odd confidence that i never had when i was younger”
  • he can’t deny that you look amazing either though
  • he does get v v jealous though, because you’re his and not anybody else’s

@irkenmedicpepper

((Then omfg…what a long taxi ride to Mexico!!! That’s why I always assumed Los Angeles!))

WELL, Detroit has a place called Mexican Town, so he could have gone there since it never explicitly says they’re IN Mexico. That or Zim is an actual moron and let this taxi drive him for eight hours.

anonymous asked:

im so emo rn you have no idea... the angst queen is back at it again making me tear up :") - the emotionally wrecked anon

also as a faithful jin stan (curse you min yoongi!!) the gif of jin you used for seven seconds of heaven made my heart flutter a bit. he looks like an angel istg - the emotionally wrecked anon

thank you, thank you. With the amount of fluff from SCP and the Service Series, I seriously starting to get sick so this is a nice breath of fresh air for me. I do really miss writing angst. I feel like my angst writing is a lot better too? Almost like my eloquence falls a bit when I write more fluffy things but idk, maybe that’s just me.

And yes! That gif of Jin omfg. oh my dear lord of heavenly world. JIN MAN! JIN!

Dating Hoseok

Would include:

- “HOBIHOBIHOBIHOBIHOBI”

- his screaming

- like rly a lot of his screaming

- you always telling him to be a bit quieter

- him with a small smile nodding

- but right after being the same loud Hoseok

- him being excited af when hes with you

- everywhere where you two r going is his loud voice

- everywhere where you two r going is him

- like for real on every place where you look at 

- there is his smile here is his hand holding your hand and there are his big teeth in smile

- his long straight as his sexual orientation teeth in big smile

- the brightest smiles on the world

- you being always happy when you are together

- him doing everything just to see your smiling face

- you would be on different side of world but just one sigh of yours would bring him right to you to hug you and make you happy again

- just one smallest hint about some unease of yours would make him worry

- “Im your angel im your hope”

- him jumping around when hes excited about something

- or jumping around just bcs

- him posing

- him posing for like every possible occasion

- him dancing

- him always trying to teach you their dances

- him dont understanding that you dont know how to dance girl group dances but BTSs dances yes

- him being creative af when its about dates

- the most important for him would be just to have fun

- he would take you on roller-skates date in some park but changing it into picnic right after into skateboarding and right after in rolling from grassy hills 

- him making you feel like you are 10 years younger

- you always worrying about smthng

- him always telling to not worry about anything bcs youre with him and thats the main thing

- him being very active and energetic even when hes tired af after work

- him just sitting totally exhausted on the sofa but still wanting to play some games

- or also him sitting totally exhausted on the sofa and just hugging you tightly

- him being one big cute squish

- him being cute squish full of finger hearts big hearts dimples smiles and kjfhwerhfoierhfohjzgikgigigziuguh

- you dying bcs hes too cute sometimes

- him sending you 4234563857468746874674688 messages a day with tons of emojis

- even if it would be messages without any meaning and just emojis he will still send them

- him looking at your mobile when youre doing smthng all the time

- him always controlling if you rly have his picture on your lockscreen bcs hes your angel hes your hope u must have there his pic duh

- you struggeling bcs hes so slim hes like walking spaghetti

- you always feeding him some junk bcs look at his hands omfg

- but also you being kinda fascinated with his hands all the time bcs theyre so thin and elegant hoowwwww

- him introducing you to his sister

- his sister falling in love with you bcs oml her brother has such a good taste in girls 

- you being almost as his sisters sister and telling her everything bcs she was growing with Hobi she knows everything

- you know… e v e r y t h i n g

- him being rly touchy

- your fingers would be always intertwined with his long fingers

- him inconspicuously putting his hands wherever he can at the moment

- him not that inconspicuously putting his hands on your butt bcs he loves your butt and you know that very well

- or when u r lying on bed he would just jump to you and start to kiss you as your special alarm clock

- him always doing that pouty face when he wants a kiss

- him turning small kisses into big and deep kisses

- ALL THE FUCKING TIME

- youre like expecting just a small kiss on your cheek but he just must to make it into smthng big

- and you being always late for everything bcs of that

- like you r not even putting on any lipstick bcs this guy wont leave your lips alone

- him practising dancing at home

- you always making tons of videos

- he would do just one single dance move and youre already running for your mobile

- him agreeing with your observing and utilizes your filming him for making his dance better

- you never having enough of space on your memory card bcs of that

- him jokingly buying you 50 memory cards for your birthday

- but right after giving you some fancy and expensive af present and ur soul is crying

- him always making home dates before their tours

- him spending every possible moment with you when he knows that he wont be able to see u for a long time

- him buying you sunflowers even when its winter bcs you need to have smthng sunny at home when hes not there

- him being vigilant whenever youre around horses or pics with horses

- you being clever and never reacting to horses bcs wtf hes not horse hes ur sunshine

- him loving you for that even more than he already does

- him sometimes jokingly singing

- you loving his singing and always telling him that he should sing more

- him sometimes being not that happy and active

- sometimes he would be like walking wreck at home without any expression bcs hes so fockin tired

- you comforting him and trying to do massages even if you dont know how

- him smiling again bcs ur massages are so tickling

- him hugging you

- him hugging u so tight that he can smell your scent

- but he would hug you so many damn times

- mostly hugs from side to see your blushing face

- him being unexpectedly cheesy

- “Im your sun so you are my moon”


Dating Hoseok | Seokjin | Yoongi | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook

Master list

anonymous asked:

Hey I was wondering how it took you to learn all of Seventeen names. Because personally I'm trying to get into them and finding it very difficult except for Vernon, Woozi and Jeonghan

*I am so sorry it took me this long to answer OTL* 

Helllllo and welcome to the carat life! Luckily (or rather unluckily) I got it into Seventeen when I went on winter break so I had a whole month to get to know them with zero distractions. (Also my friend kinda got me into them but that’s a completely different story). So for me, the best way to get to know people is usually through watching shows and luckily, seventeen has seventeen project! if you haven’t watched it yet, go here for all the episodes with subs! I would also recommend watching weekly idol if you don’t have the time to watch the entirety of seventeen project.

Ok so I’m just gonna give a small run down of each of the members and how i recognized them.

S Coups aka Seungcheol is pretty easily recognizable because of his droopy puppy dog eyes  ©

But don’t be mistaken because he is also the thickest out of all them and holy fuck he is hot af, especially when he is sweaty :))))))   ©

(don’t worry that’s not all sweat :)))))) its mostly water)

Moving on to seventeen’s self proclaimed angel Jeonghan. If you don’t know, Jeonghan was born on 10.04.95 and in Korean, 1004 (cheonsa) means angel. Since you can already recognize him I’ll just leave this here and move on :D 

Next up we have Joshua aka Hong Jisoo aka dangerous church oppa. This kid is very easily recognizable because of dat aegyosal (the gigantic bags under his eyes) and kitten lips. He also has a very soft looking nose :3  ©

Isn’t he just the cutest???? and his side profile is fucking amazing like holy shit look at this perfection  ©

Also reasons why he is dangerous (at least one of my number reasons) is when he wears earrings. OMFG he used to wear earrings all the time predebut and those just get me but he has worn earrings (I’m not counting his cartilage which he wears all the time btw) twice so far since predebut and that was during DK’s graduation and their Andromeda/V app broadcast. I will now proceed to spam you with Joshua wearing earrings and killing us all because of it.

Lol so if you are still alive after seeing all that, next up is Jun, who is one of the two Chinese members. A lot of times, people say that Jun looks similar to Super Junior’s Heechul which I can kinda see but you can judge for yourself.

But besides that, I’d say Jun has sharper features. (tbh he kinda reminds me of a mouse…idk why) He is very handsome © :))))))) 

So when I first watched weekly idol the first (and only person) that really stuck to me was Hoshi because of his “what time is it?” “10:10!” introduction LOL

look at how cute he is!!! this was the moment that dragged me into seventeen OTL. but yeah Hoshi is really easy because of his eyes. if you see someone with 10:10 eyes, that’s Hoshi (btw if you didn’t know, 10:10 because his eyes are like the angle of 10:10 on an analog clock) but do not be fooled, when this kid performs, holy shit he is hot as hell

Next up we have Wonwoo who is a gorgeous being and was the second person who caught my eye within Seventeen. He kinda looks like a fox and his eyes are kinda small but at the same time not and he is just walking perfection.  ©

The worst part is, you think he looks cute here, but the minute he puts on eyeliner, say good bye to everything you hold dear because holy jesus christ he looks hella fine with smokey eyeliner.  ©

This was the day where Jeon Wonwoo made everyone and their grandmas swerve lanes

Hopefully you haven’t died yet because trust me..it doesn’t get better :))))

After that hot mess comes Woozi, Seventeen’s self proclaimed producer. Isn’t he so smol and cute??

But do not let his looks deceive you because he can and will fuck you up if needed. He is really the devil’s incarnate tbh.  ©

Lol just kidding he’s still cute when he is angry ahahaha…or am I??? I guess you will find out once you get deeper into the fandom :DDDD

Next up we have DK or Dokyum who is a literal ball of sunshine. He lights up my world like nobody else!~ LOL but actually though have you seen this kid smile? There is no other smile that is this bright so it’ll be super easy for you to remember him.  ©

Do you see how bright he is? Let’s watch it in gif format now!!

But be warned, this kid can go from sunshine to sexyshine in .01 seconds. Just look at him here, you would never believe he is the bright sunshine shown above.  ©

omfg Seokmin plzzzzzz. but yeah i hope you can recognize him at least by smile if not anything :)))))

Next up we have Kim fucking Mingyu who’s looks and personalities do not match at fucking all. While he seems to look like a tall hot model…

He’s actually just a gigantic wolf puppy (please observe his teeth, they are kinda pointy like a wolf hehehe)

Tbqh, I actually had the hardest time trying to remember his face out of everyone. In fact I only started remembering him after I learned everyone else and his face was the only one I couldn’t identify..so if you have issues trying to remember, it’s okay! You aren’t the only one haha~ Here, have some slightly sweaty Mingyu, maybe it’ll help you remember more :))))))  ©

Okay moving on to china line part 2~ The8 or Minghao looks like an actual puppy because his eyes are so big and for the most part he is a quiet kid. But be warned, he knows martial arts and is savage af. I’m not sure what the best way to describe him is though…I guess he has large almond eyes and cute round nose.  ©

he is so precious omfg  ©

Okay final three! First of the maknae line is Seventeen’s resident diva from Jeju, Boo Seungkwan! He is very easy to remember because he has a rounder kind of face (but he’s not fat, it’s just the shape of his face) Just look at this cutie ©

he is so beautiful, just look at him! (those moles omfg)  ©

diva boo judging you~  ©

Since you already know what Vernon looks like, I’ll just let you know a few things you should know about him.. As you might already know, Vernon is a halfie. His mom is white and his dad is Korean. He was born in NYC, but he moved to Korea when he was 5 so he’s actually very Korean if that makes sense. Most people expect him to be more American because he does appear more Caucasian and are very surprised when they see how cultured in Korean he is. Well that’s cause he pretty much grew up in Korea so despite his appearance, he’s about as Korean as the rest of the Korean members who were born and raised there. So yeahhhh, I’ll just leave some very nice pictures of him for you to appreciate :D  ©  ©

Okay last but not least is our precious maknae Dino~~~ (Be warned I have lots of feels for him that I shouldn’t be having considering our age gap but I can’t help it because he is so fucking talented and not enough people appreciate him and I should probably stop ranting now)

Dino has a very strong facial structure and if you see him during mansae era, he’s the one with the terrible fringe hair cut OTL But now that his hair has grown back, he looks much better (cuter and hotter gg me)  ©

just look at how strong his jawline is (i’d say its kinda squarish)

even tho Hoshi is the performance unit leader, I would have to say that Dino is the best dancer because boi he can dance so well and his facials are amazing like holy shit. this video is what made me realize how talented he is and made him my bias wrecker OTL

omfg he just wrecks my list so hard i’m crying. here have some more dancing dino

just to make you feel better, have some cutie chan~

Okay well I really I hope this helps anon! (Again I’m sorry this took so long, finding the right pictures was a longer process than I had expected OTL) If you are looking to find videos to watch, I am going to subtly link my playlist which I have added a bunch of my favorite videos of them :D

Also, Seventeen does have an ongoing reality show, so go here to watch it subbed! (Only four episodes are out right now and only three are subbed)

Please let me know if you have any more questions and thanks again for asking!!

So, as I said before, today I met SHINee!! Here are their autographs that I got!! (The one I blurred out is because Key wrote my last name LOLL). As for the boys let me tell you about my meeting with them. 

So the first one I met was Onew. Omg he’s so adorable. He was really shy and nervous when he came out to me and I was like “can i get your autograph??” and he was like “hmm???” and like i repeated “autograph??” and imitated a signature and he was like “ah! sign! yes!” and then he did his signature and i was like “thank you, enjoy your concert!!” and he just smiled and kind of bowed and said thank you.

Next was Key. Key came up to me with the biggest smile on his face and went “Hello!” and I was like “Hi, my friends and I are really big fans.” and he said “Thank you” and sort of bowed and then I asked him for his signature and he did it (also looked at my name tag and wrote my last name which i had to scratch out omg loOK AT THE CUTE HEART HE DREW OMG I LOVE HIM) and then he gave the sticky note back to me and I was like thank you enjoy your concert! and he bowed and again and said bye.

And then I spoke to Taemin, oh my GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH?? He literally spoke to me like we were BFFs. He was like “omg you know us??” and I was like yes!! of course I know you, sadly I’m not coming to your concert because I found out about it too late and then he laughed was like don’t worry we’ll come back really soon just for you <3 and I was like can i get your autograph and he’s like of course and then I was like bye enjoy your concert and he’s like bye!!

And then I spoke to Jonghyun, let me tell you about this beautiful boy. So he comes up to me, takes off his mask and my heart literally skips a beat at how perfect his face is even though he isn’t wearing any make-up and then he takes off his hat and his hair goes “whoosh” and falls around his face and he looked like an angel and i literally went “wow” and he looked at me like wtf and i continued by saying “wow you covered everything up” *mentally high-fives self* nice save sana! and he just laughed and said yeah I asked for his autograph which he signed, he was really quiet but so damn beautiful omfg. 

And then finally, I spoke to my main bae, Minho. Let me tell you about my embarrassment with him. So he comes up to me and he’s like “Hello” and I’m like “Hi,” /voice closes up so I clear my throat/ and then croak out “I’m a really big fan.” and he’s like all smiles but still has a cute confused look on his face?? and he’s like thank you and he bows ofc, and then I’m like “can i get your autograph?” and he’s like yeah sure, and he’s like your name? and he reads my last name on my name tag and I’m like oh it’s sana! and he’s like san-ah? and i sPELL IT OUT FOR HIM WTF OMGGG IT WAS LIKE HES TAKING MY ORDER AND HE WRITES IT DOWN AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PICTURE *facepalm* and then I’m like you’re gonna come back to canada right? and he’s like hmm?? like lost little puppy omg and I’m like are you gonna come back to canada?? and he’s like oh yes yes of course. and I’m like okay thank you bye enjoy your concert /inside I’m screaming I LOVE YOU OPPA/

SO YEAH I MET SHINee TODAY 16/05/06. BEST DAY EVER. 

mclodyvalentine  asked:

Kurt having an innocent crush on you because he's an angel and The Squad™ making it their mission to make Kurt think dirty. So they always whisper things in his ear like "don't you think her dress would look good on your bedroom floor?" "wouldn't she look pretty, naked underneath you?" "i'm sure you'd love the view while you take her from behind" and Kurt hugging his Bible like "STOP SO MUCH SIN" but feeling something pool in his lower belly as he looks at you in a short dress

omfg my first thought was of parks and rec when tom is saying something about leslie and ben goes “are you hitting on leslie… for me?” 

BUT YES TO ALL OF THIS IM DYING CORRUPT THE KID 

Jimin Appreciation Master Post

Some time ago someone anonymously asked me what my favorite picture of Jimin is. I thought about it long and hard and to be honest… I don’t have one. I couldn’t possibly choose one picture that is better than the other’s because maybe I have it real bad  to me Jimin looks great all the time, in everything, with any expression, everywhere. There are a few things in particular though that REALLY make my heart explode me ecstatic when I see them with Jimin. Here’s a compilation. 

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So I was watching the FML Roommate Quiz on Joe’s channel, and I decided you all needed to hear my filthy thoughts… and what better way than a jaspar video analysis, hey? This was inspired by @alraune315 ’s wonderful analysis’ and encouraged by @suggleestylinson @yesimawriter xD

The video begins with this…

LOOK HOW EXCITED THEY BOTH ARE TO BE COLLAB-ING WITH EACH OTHER AFTER AGES or rather to be reunited :)

oH LOOK

JUST LOOK AT HOW MUCH JOE WANTS TO KISS HIS LAMB

Joe: We’re reunited at last

Yep, they’re reunited at last, and so be hAPPY to be and imsobbing theyre literally falling over each other and cantstop hugging and  laps and kisses and ijuscant 

YOU DONT BELIEVE ME?/! ?? Then pls explain this :)

Joe: Oh sorry, if I just dribbled on your face there

Caspar: No, I like it.

okay caspar, okay, that’s okay, completely fine, so normal.

Joe:  Sit up Caspar, we need to finish this video

(can i just pls quickly point out that joe said this in a very hasty manner) 

oh right joe, is casp making you feel things and you just want to make it quick so that you can,,,,,,you know…………………do things?? after all, you have been reunited after ages….

 :)

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brokajke7  asked:

AHHHH!!!! THATS SO EXCITING IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! :D :D

I LITERALLY JUST SPAZZED TO CHERRY ON OUR CHAT LIKE OMG GUYS I COULD NOT LIKE JFC THEYRE SO PERFECT IRL LIKE JUNMYEON BBY WTF

But I’m home now and more coherent than before so here’s my massively shortened version of what happened today i still cant believe it happened like it feels so surreal

After school today i met up with my friend in central and we wandered around a bit to kind of just shop and see if we could hopefully catch a glimpse of EXO but after a while it got really cold so we said we’d call it a night. On my way home i was really bummed because i really wanted to see them but i was glad i could at least say i tried. So as i get off the underground, im going up the escalators and kind of spacing out then i hear a ‘hyung balliwa’ and i look up not expecting anything at all and there standing in front of me is kim junfuckingmyeon looking all perfect in front of the food stall holding a bottle of water all wrapped up and warm looking. And i didnt believe my eyes but then i look to the side and standing on the other side is kim jongfckingin and kim minbloodyseok and their manager but no camera crew and i couldnt help the tears that filled my eyes. I said 'oh my god’ pretty loudly and junmyeon looked in my direction and WE HAD PERFECT EYE CONTACT and i wanted to scream because omfg junmyeon was looking at me and then minseok said something about sehun and a car and i was freaking out like 'omg suho’ and then junmyeon looks back at me and smiles and i couldnt help it like the tears just escaped then junma being the fcking angel goes 'uljima’ because he mustve thought i was korean or something and im just wiping my eyes and going 'im so sorry omg i love you guys so much’ and then he goes 'i loveyou too’ in his adorable as shit broken english and i wanted to collapse because his voice is so sweet and smooth and just all kinds of fckin lovely and i shit you all not i was within touching distance but touching him didnt even cross my mind and then the manager with jongin and minseok called for junmyeon and he replied somehting in korean and said a quick 'dont cry’ in english and i was just omfg and he smiles his perfect as fcking fck smile and i couldnt help but smile back and i go to take my phone out because i want to take a picture but he goes 'no picture no ahh’ and he looked so worried for a second i immediately put my phone back in my pocket like 'im sosorry okay no photo’ and then jongin calls for him again and his voice is fcking deep but adorable like chocolate and amazing then junmyeon looks back at me and says 'bye, love exo a lot okay?’ and his english was so off but was the most adorable fucking thing ive ever heard okay like heis fcking perfect then he jogs towards the others and they were speaking and im just staring and like 0.152558674 seconds away from collapsing like my legs were shaking so much and then they all turn around to wave and smile at me and holy shit minseok goes 'bye bye’ and did a little heart and jongin waved and they were all waving and smiling and fck i couldnt help but cry again and people at the station were staring at me but i didnt give a fuck because holy shit i met exo like omg and im like cryihng now as i remember it and fuck my life guys im so happy right now i cant even deal

gonna delete this later but just wanted to share the best moment of my life omg guys T___T

Pedobear Weeaboo

Me and a friend registered on german chat called KNUDDELS (I bet most of the germans and austrians know it, haha) Days went by, we found the manga & anime chatroom, a specific chatroom for… yeah, manga & anime lovers. I eventually uploaded a picture of myself, and so did my friend. I shouldn’t have done that. Of course there are creepy guys in chatrooms, but also nice people. I got many lovely compliments, and then… HE wrote me.

“OMG YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL” He also wrote in big letters. I asked him if his caps lock key is broken, but he said it’s just his writing style. okaaaay. He called himself Naruto. I know you shouldn’t judge someone based on looks, but when I saw his profile pic… omg. WEEABOO ALERT. His age said 17, but he looked way older - he had greasy hair styled in a spiky way (to look like Naruto, I guess… reminds me more of Brock from Pokemon series). Then it became… even more strange. Our conversations were almost always about how insanely beautiful I was, that he only saw a girl with a beauty like mine in china, but she smoked and he didn’t like her then. WTF? He told me he searches for the perfect girl to hold her as his sex slave. After that, he said he almost raped a girl when he was 11. At that point, I didn’t even wanted to write with him anymore. I thought he was joking, but he wasn’t. I was shocked and spoke to my friends about it. My boyfriend said he’s just a creeper and brushed it off, but told me to block him. I did.

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