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Becoming a Father Overnight Part Eight

Series Summary- Jared x Daughter!Reader. Jared Padalecki’s life is flipped upside down when he gets a call from a teenage girl saying she’s his daughter. 

I love doing these text chapters. I feel like it gives such a close look at their realtionship!

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anonymous asked:

Hey hey, HC about Florist!RFA+V+Saeran who fell in love with MC, their daily customer, and the gang will send her flowers to her workplace without telling her who send it?? And after 7 days, they will personally give her a big boquet and confess to her???

This request is taking a lot of time, so I’m dividing this into two parts.

You might be confused, but I used a combination of the Western and Japanese flower language meanings.

I changed the situation a bit, but I hope you like it!


Florist AU : Part 1

You always had a reason to buy flowers. Had a bad day at work? Buy flowers. Your crush noticed you? Buy flowers. Your elder brother was coming over for a visit? Buy flowers.

No matter how impractical it was on your budget, you insisted on getting them daily without fail.

The habit had first originated from your mother months before she passed away, and because you were so close, you decided to continue it to remember her by.

It also helped that the florists who ran the shop were all good looking, and people flocked to their shop on a daily basis. You always tried to steal secret glances while they worked, expertly arranging the flowers to form the perfect bouquet.

But were you really the only one who harbored a secret crush?

You found flowers on your gate one day, and upon looking at the card, you find the name of the flower and the message that it was supposed to send, but no indication as to who sent it; the only clue being the fact that it came from the same flower shop you frequented.

You find another flower the next day, with a promise of completing the message and meeting them on the seventh day. You were curious as to who it was, but you didn’t want to spoil the fun, so you eagerly waited for them, counting down until you could finally meet your secret admirer.

But who could it be?

The suspects :

Jihyun Kim / V
  • The florist who’s never without a smile.
  • Gentle, but there are times when his clumsiness shows.
  • Was happily married for a while, but his wife mysteriously disappeared.
  • Middle aged ladies love him, but he’s also popular with high schoolers.
  • But what’s strange is, delinquents hold him in a high regard for some reason?
What he would send you :
  • Yellow geranium : unexpected meeting
  • Scabiosa : I have lost everything
  • Ludovestian, Pink Rose : seeing you / happiness
  • Purple Lilac : budding of love
  • Pink Moth Orchid : I love you
  • Yellow Rose : declining love
  • Cactus flower, White Rose : patience / I am worthy of you
The message :

I met you unexpectedly When I lost everything. Seeing you makes me happy, And I find myself falling for you. I love you, But I cannot accept your love. Please wait for me until I deem myself worthy of you.

Jumin Han
  • The snobbish florist
  • He’s nice, but always all-business when it comes to interacting with customers.
  • Single office ladies pine for him.
  • You could see him unconsciously smile when grannies carrying their cats come by.
  • Is actually the son of a chaebol, but he prefers to hang out and help in the shop on his down time.
  • His upbringing shows whenever the topic of commoner-ish topics pop up.
What he would send you :
  • Carnation : I am fascinated with you
  • Petunia : Your presence soothes me
  • Bougainvilla : only you can see
  • Tritoma : My chest hurts when I see you
  • Purple Violet : You occupy my thoughts
  • Red Tulip : declaration of love
  • Four-leaf clover : be mine
The message :

I am fascinated with you. Your presence soothes me Since only you can see the real me. My chest hurts when I see you, And I think of you all the time. I think I’m in love with you. Please be mine.

ZEN / Hyun Ryu
  • The flirty florist™
  • Part-timer, works as a budding model and actor
  • Often gets into fights with Jumin
  • Was a former delinquent, but V took him in his care and helped him turn a new leaf over
  • See those screaming teenage girls from afar? Those’re his groupies.
  • The scary uncle from the bakeshop next door likes him so much that he randomly gets bread and pastries during closing time.
What he would send you :
  • Gladiolus : Love at first sight
  • Fringed Orchid : I think about you even in a dream
  • Margaret : trust
  • Pink tulip : sincere love
  • White Clover : promise
  • Sunflower : I will only look at you
  • Dogwood flower : Please accept my feelings
The message :

I fell in love at first sight with you So much that I see you even in my dreams. Believe me, my love is true. I promise to only look at you, If only you’d accept my feelings.

707 / Saeyoung Choi
  • The florist who loves to good naturedly joke around with customers
  • Extremely jolly But he’s awfully concentrated when he works on orders.
  • One of the workers in charge of complicated arrangements.
  • As in nobody could distract him from it whenever he enters the zone™
  • The neighborhood kids follow him around, calling him “big brother“
  • Has a set nickname for you and pops up in the most unexpected of places
What he would send you :
  • Lupine : You are my peace
  • Pink Rose : Gratitude
  • Yellow Statice : Joy of love
  • Yellow Pansy : Amazing Happiness
  • Sacred Bamboo : My love just increases
  • Anthurium : Happiness, abundance
  • Red Tulip : Eternal Love
The message :

You give me peace. Thank you for introducing me to the joys of love. You make me extremely happy, That my love for you increases day by day, To the point of bursting. My love for you is eternal.

No, but listen, people

I know there’s this fandom joke about everyone’s outfits being horrid and Lance being the only one with a sense of style, but listen me here. 

Isn’t the show supposed to be set in the future? I mean, it’s not quite confirmed but we can pressume the story takes place in a  futuristic, technology-wise advanced earth, right? Well, you know what other element of society is also always evolving?

That’s right, fashion. 

So, what I’m saying is that this is probably how people on earth actually dress by the time period  the show is set in. They don’t have terrible tastes in fashion, this is the fashion in this world. 

That being said, Lance wearing normal 2010s teenager clothes becomes a whole different concept. He isn’t going with his time’s fashion, he is wearing something his parents, or even his grandparents would have wore. So basically he is the sci-fi equivalent of a guy in the 2017 wearing zubaz pants, sky jackets and neon headbands, or something like that. Which is, i have to say, absolutely hilarious. These aren’t four awful looks + one with actual style. These are four totally normal looks + some nerd wearing his grandparent’s clothes like a goddamn futuristic hipster. 

This fucking dork just took the concept of vintage to a whole new level, i love him so much. 

12animecat  asked:

I just realize that everyone in 1A must have had acne at some point in their lives since they are teenagers. Imagine Bakugou having acne and dealing with it.


tbh, i’m of the opinion that Bakugou, the lucky little shit, has never had to deal with acne before in his short, angry life 

because he got a combo of his mom and dad’s quirks (dad’s being oxidizing sweat from his palms), and Mitsuki has a quirk that gives her beautiful, youthful, amazing skin. so Bakugou probably has perfect fucking skin with no blemishes whatsoever

lucky little fucker


(i love my son but. what a lucky little shit. smh)

This has nothing to do w/ anything and I know people have talked about it before BUT I want to as well. Usually my metas tend to be angsty af and then end on a hopeful note, and this will probably be no exception. But anyway, a delve into Victor’s love of fairytales!

I can recall on 2 occasions Victor specifically comparing Yuuri to a fairytale.

Which may not seem like a lot but we have 12 episodes and if something is pointed out twice in a story, it has some amount of significance. Anyway, I just think it’s so damn cute that Victor considers Yuuri prince-like. Even the visuals and story of On Love: Eros is like a fairytale!

We go on about how extra Victor is (and he 200% is…that 50s pink cadillac tho) but I wanna here more about how much of a true romantic Victor is. 

This entire thing is like an hc-palooza courtesy of me. Here we go!

I like to think of a little Victor, watching all these fairytale movies–Disney or otherwise–and dreaming of one day finding a prince of his own.

A 12 year old Victor with his first real crush, staring at a pretty boy with darker hair and kind eyes in one of his classes or at the rink. Victor thought he had found his prince, until one day the affection faded and his mind focused on other things. 

A teenage Victor, going through various relationships like others would go through clothing. He’s a busy young man after all, and no one seems to want to look beyond the Victor Nikiforov on screen, one the ice, and actually date him. Victor starts to wonder if there is a prince out there for him. 

Victor as a young adult, still a romantic at heart, but has pretty much entirely lost hope on finding his true love. No one sticks around, and he hasn’t found anyone he cares deeply enough about to chase. Victor’s lonely, to put it simply. He sits up at night sometimes, and watches all those fairytales from when he was a child. Victor smiles sadly at the end of them all, and dreams of a prince of his own. 

And Victor in his late 20s, as we see him pre-series. He’s frosted with depression and loneliness; the never-ending cold discs of metal, the isolation from other skaters, people kissing up to him left and right. Everything is predictable. He’s running out of motivation, out of ideas. Victor knows people only want him as what they see when he performs. It’s a saddening thought, that Victor is not lovable as himself. Some people were not meant to find a true love, he supposes.

Until one night, a night we all know well. 

The Sochi GPF banquet. Victor is intrigued by this attractive man flitting through the room, clearly intoxicated, but with this charming energy no one can resist. Not even Yuri Plisestky, himself pulled into a dance with Japan’s Yuuri Katsuki. 

Victor manages to escape from his sponsors to laugh and point and take pictures from the sidelines. Yuuri whirls past him and the way the light shines on his hair and eyes makes Victor’s breath catch and his heart skip. 

Victor watches as Yuuri dances with Chris–and wow, is that a show and a half. Yuuri strides over to Victor and holds him in place, hips shaking and Victor can only stare on in wonder. This beautiful, energetic, charming young man is staring up at him, like he’s the only person in the room. Victor can’t understand Japanese, but that doesn’t matter–what matters is the warmth of Yuuri’s body, the sparkle of his eyes, and the earnestly fond tone he speaks with. Victor’s heart is beating out of his chest and he can’t imagine this moment getting better until-

Be my coach, Victor!

Victor’s face flushes with a little gasp and he can’t find it in himself to refuse the request or the next dance they share together. 

As Victor laughs spins and smiles like he hasn’t since child, looking at Yuuri all the while, he can feel it in his chest. 

A prince. A prince is with him!

And oh, when Yuuri dips him low, the lights above framing his face and hair like a halo, Victor knows that his prince has finally come for him. 

Hi my name is Jason Dean and I have ebony black hair with long bangs that reach over my eyebrows and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Christian Slater (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a teenage boy but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a murderer, and I go to a shitty high school called Westerburg in Sherwood, Ohio where I’m in junior year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black trenchcoat with blue flannel under it and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I was walking outside Westerburg. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Heathers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

I wanna talk about something.

Every single Drarry story I’ve read has been like “Harry thought he was straight bc of Ginny” or “But Ginny” or “He didn’t want to hurt Ginny” and I can understand that bc of canon. But I just want to ask something. Why the fuck was Harry with Ginny in the first place? I mean I love Ginny I really do. But for the first like 4 years that Harry knew her, she was creepily obsessed with him and Harry HATED that kind of attention. In the Triwizard Tournament, the person who was most important to Harry was her brother. The first time he ever had a romantic thought about her was when he had pretty much accepted that he was going to die so yeah who the fuck wants to die when their only kiss was with a girl bawling her eyes out over her ex boyfriend? And it came out of fucking nowhere. It was like “Oh shit there’s this evil guy after me. Oh shit I really gotta sort my life out bc something always happens every year at Hogwarts. Oh shit I gotta kill Voldemort. Oh shit look Ron’s little sister’s kinda pretty. I MUST BE IN LOVE WITH HER WHATTTTTT” like wtf Harry no sit down calm down. You’re not in love with her. You’re a hormonal teenager. And then he breaks up with her bc he’s pretty much gonna die. And then when it’s time for the Hogwarts battle, you know what Harry does? He’s like “GINNY STAY WHERE YOU ARE DONT FIGHT!” But you know who else told her that? HER FREAKING BROTHERS. How Harry thought of her in any non-platonic way is beyond me. Harry always thought of her as a little sister but then he discovered what a dick was and he was like YEAH LEMME MARRY HER. I will never get over the outrage of Harry’s romance with Ginny. I would sooner accept Harry being in a weird love triangle with Hermione than I would accept him with Ginny. Like I said, I love Ginny. I just can’t stand their relationship


I am FINALLY done with this. Hope you guys enjoy it, please let me know if you do, your comments are very much appreciated. Lots of love, B xx

Originally posted by hotsauceharry


It’s all he can see when he looks at you. It’s the color that paints your lips and it’s the only thing he’s been able to think about all night long.

When he picked you up earlier tonight, on your way to a dinner with a group of friends, his eyes had zoomed in on your lips the second you opened the car door to greet him - while you stepped inside and leaned in to say hello, placing a chaste and pert kiss on his cheek, his eyes followed your lips as you came closer.

“What color is that? Crimson? Bright red?” Is what he thinks, the shades of it swirling in his mind. He doesn’t know and he’s tempted to ask you but to do that was to show he’s been paying more attention to you than he’s got the right to and maybe it’d give you the wrong impression - he’s not interested in your lipstick but more on the way the color makes your lips look full and incredibly inviting.

Biting onto his bottom lip after greeting you quickly, his eyes fleet to his rear view mirror, spotting the patch of skin close to his jaw where you had placed your kiss - a lipstick mark remains, the shape of your lips stamped onto his skin in a bright shade of red.

The sight gave him goose bumps and he couldn’t explain why, but when you leaned forward on his front seat, the visor pulled down so you could look in the mirror and make sure your lipstick was not smudged, Harry felt his stomach sink - images of you on your knees, eyes hazy and lips swollen while you suck on his cock with greedy, swollen and red painted lips, leaving a stain on his length, invaded his mind without his permission and he feels his cock twitch in his pants, heat rising underneath his skin.

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See Yeh Break

Harry X Reader: Smut

In which you become well acquainted with Harry’s thigh.

Request? Yes:

riding harrys leg on a balacony overlooking the aegean on a sunny july day


Author’s note: The beginning turned all mushy? Idk what that’s about (Yes I do. It’s because I’m fucking whipped for mushy Harry.) but if the transition seems sudden, whooops. :)

This vacation is an absolute blessing. A week away from the madness and noise of fans and paps and meetings. From the moment the two of you arrived to your private little getaway on the coast, Harry’s been warm and relaxed, and you couldn’t ask for anything more than that.

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anonymous asked:

Any chance you have anything with fake dating/boyfriend for hire turned lover fics? >w<

Thanks for these requests! This is a fun AU! As always, let me know if you have read another fic that you think should be on this list! 

Fake/Pretend Relationship

When Life Gives You Lemons, Add Sugar by shereadsthestars, Mature, 7.7k
What could possibly be worse than getting stuck with a roommate you weren’t expecting? Discovering that roommate is none other than Viktor f*cking Nikiforov. I LOVE THIS FIC SO SO MUCH! 

Impostor Syndrome by renaissance, Mature, 61k 
At some point, most people with a childhood crush will imagine meeting their idol, and might even pretend that they’re dating. This is the story of how Yuuri Katsuki meets his childhood crush, and how they pretend that they’re dating. LOVE!

A Katsudon for Two by koi_ling, Teen, 8.6k (WIP)
Yuuri wakes up with a headache and a new boyfriend. (an AU in which Yuuri and Victor pretend to be dating because Yuuri’s mom is too worried about her son staying solo for his whole life) This is SO good so far, hoping for more!

Looking for a rhythm like you by Cesare, Teen, 12k (WIP)
“I know we only really met yesterday, and this may be skipping ahead a lot,” says Victor, “but would it be all right if we told people we’re dating?” Thumbs up!

The Power of Love by kiaronna, Teen, 19k (WIP)
Yuuko and Yuuri dominate the singles skating competition as Japan’s power couple—except they aren’t a couple, and when their old skating idol stumbles into their personal life, everything rapidly goes downhill. SUCH a good fic!

The nostalgic feeling of the familiar by myoue, Gen, 11k
Yuuri’s the one who suggested being fake engaged in the first place, tugging Victor along on such a convoluted plan at the start of cherry blossom season. This is great!

It Doesn’t Have to be a Lie by Recesskup, Not Rated, 54k (WIP)
Yuuri is not outgoing. That’s why when Phichit supplies Viktor as his fake boyfriend he’s bringing home for Christmas he nearly dies on the spot. And in all Honesty, he’s not quite sure how he managed to convince Viktor Nikiforov to play the role of his pretend boyfriend. And he’s even more at a loss for words when he remembers he has to go along with this for two weeks. Highly recommend!

locker room talk by thehibiscusthief, Teen, 1.3k
“Yuuri, I… I really like you! Will you go out with me?” Kenjirou cried. Yuuri froze. The reporters surrounding them fell silent, cameras trained on Yuuri’s shocked expression.
“Um…” he began. “I can’t, because…” His eyes desperately darted around the room, searching for an acceptable answer. “Because I’m already in a relationship! With someone very special. Um.”
Kenjirou’s face fell. “Who is it?” he demanded. His bottom lip was quivering, tears pooling in his eyes.
“Viktor,” he blurted. “I’m dating Viktor.” Cute one-shot!

Hide the Mistletoe by cosmicthief, Teen, 10k (WIP)
Yuuri has a problem. Maybe more than one.1. He just got broken up with.
2. There are five days until Christmas.
3. His mom’s expecting a date at their celebration. Awesome fic, hoping that there will be more!

It Was Simple Until It Wasn’t by marihy, Teen, 7.3k (WIP)
It was simple really. Yuuri wanted revenge on his cheating ex, and Victor needed someone on his arm to appease his parents. The solution to both of their problems was a fake relationship. Nice and simple. But of course, these things rarely stay simple. Great fic!

Rent A Date! by Y3Melisa, Gen, 3.8k (WIP)
Yuuri ‘rents’ a fake boyfriend to bring home so that Minako-sensei will stop trying to hook him up with her ballet class students. Victor, the most popular bachelor on the site, gets chosen. I really like this fic so far!

you are the best thing that’s ever been mine by JMonCheri, Mature, 13k (WIP)
Wherein famous actors Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov are forced to fake a relationship for mere reasons such as fame, money, and for teenage girls to make thesis long rants about them on Tumblr. Rec’d by a follower!

never could be sweeter than with you by nihonlove, Teen, 13k (WIP)
Back in highschool, Yuuri Katsuki was basically every stereotype of an unpopular nerd rolled into one. Since then, he likes to think his life has improved in miles. But when an invitation to his highschool reunion arrives, it forces him to take a longer look at his life and his relationships. Particularly with one certain friend he’s been in love with for years and who now wants to help Yuuri through his reunion by pretending to be his boyfriend… Really good!


TBT the time Paul McCartney sang “Michelle” in the White House and the President of the United States was like a high school teenager with a crush.[x] 

The other thing I want to talk about with regards to Homecoming is…bare with me…Peter is objectively not a good Superhero ™ yet.

He does not win a single fight he’s in. He can’t figure out his super suit. Donald Glover gives the perfect reaction to Peter’s skills on the job.

Like, Peter was clearly supposed to, at some point, get training if he was going to engage in the higher levels of combat the suit functions were clearly meant for. Right now his primary skill set is legitimately stopping bike robberies and webbing up criminals.

Because Peter is a non-combat trained teenager. He is legitimately not ready for the big stage. Like, I’m sure there are people whining and moaning about Tony holding him back, and Peter was in that boat for a while too, but Peter is objectively in over his head again and again.

But you know what Peter had going for him? Incredibly personal fortitude and the absolute need to do the right thing.

Peter’s greatest, most pure win (in the sense of it’s absolutely a victory in the classic superhero way) is when there is no explicit enemy, when he is giving everything he has to save people. It’s not a fight, it’s a rescue mission, and Peter gives it his all and then some and succeeds with aplomb.

Peter does not kill anyone. He’s actively offended by having the option to do so. He makes deliberate choices not to kill people. And, at the very end, he could have let his enemy’s hubris kill him and therefore “win” the fight. After all, he’d essentially just gotten the crap kicked out of him. Peter had clearly lost to the Vulute by that point. Instead, Peter saves him. That’s such a pure, beautiful goodness that I want my superheroes to have.

(Forever bitter that they cut Tony trying to save Obadiah from IM1, but this isn’t the post for parallels. Just know…I totally consider them there).

And Peter…god, that scene. Things get rough, and Peter reaches into himself and finds something incredible. He does not give up. He overcomes.

This is a movie about a pretty mediocre teenage superhero in all of those combat-related ways, except we as an audience go on a journey to realize that while, yes, those skills are critical to being a superhero, they’re not what makes a superhero at all.

Tony, the futurist, looks at Peter like he’s the future, and it’s not hard to see why. With time and training, Peter easily has the potential to be the best out of all of them, combined, a hundred times over.

And I love that so much.

Being a “fake” couple with Peter Parker (Headcanon)

Originally posted by parkrpeters

(go check out this original gif post it made my heart cry i love but this is an example;))



- okay so it took a lot of convincing from Peter

- “Y/N please! I need you to do this one thing for me!”

- “Peter..”


- but as always, Peter’s pleading puppy eyes turned your emotions haywire REAL QUICK

- “Fine.”

- “THANK YOU SO MUCH I OWE YOU BIG TIME!” he muttered before kissing you quickly on the cheek


- but Peter did it in a friendly way:/

- anyway back to the story

- you made terms to always hold hands in the school hallways to get people talking

- Peter needs a reaction out of Liz because he has heart eyes for the senior://

- your feelings never fade for a second, your heart not fully prepared for the start of this fake relationship

- mainly because you wanted it to be real so, so badly

- but Peter’s a clueless headass so

- immediately as you two walk through those doors, his warm and familiar hand reaches over and envelopes itself in yours

- feeling so completely real and you want to cry because your admiration for this boy was over the moon<333

- after school ‘dating’ plans

- endless laughs and just sweet teen love

- seemingly unrequited

- ;))) peter’s dumb ass doesn’t know just yet

- touches that felt like fire, and the feeling of your emotions being real and close to him made you realize it didn’t feel fake at all

- tingles tingleS tinglES tingLES tinGLES tiNGLES tINGLES TINGLES

- sweet glances at one another as you made your way to class

- Y/E/C hit a dreamy brown and your heart burst

- love. nothing but sweet, caring love for this boy

- people began to notice y’all’s relationship fast

- “It’s working!”

- what did I say? headass.

- “Peter we’ve been ‘dating’ for two days.”

- “yeah but trust me it’s working.”

- after all this time peter is still such a headass

- Liz’s eyes don’t flutter over to the two of you at all

- obviously your plan faiLS

- continuous, endless hand holding

- one day Peter’s quickly leans over and pecks your forehead as everyone watches the two of you. His chapped lips feeling so warm and soft against your skin


- but the giddiness is from both of you this ;,))))

- Peter’s headass realizes Liz doesn’t pay attention at all and his dumb ass plan didn’t work

- obviously??? peter??? quit being a headass???

- “It’s okay Peter, she’s not the right one for you.”

- your poor meaningful attempts to lighten his seemingly saddened mood

- Peter sees your sweet smile turn up at the sight of him down the hallway and his heart doesn’t belong to Liz anymore

- STARES AT YOU DOWN THE HALLWAY WHILE YOU’RE NOT LOOKING, LIKE THAT^ (GIF) his heart beating a mile a minute as nothing but thoughts of you swarm his mind

- late night movie night and everything turns LOVEY LOVEY LOVEY SWEET TEENAGE LOVE

- “I’m over Liz, I found someone.”

- sad eyes meet hopeful brown and your stomach churns

- “Oh really, who?” acting happy because you want your best friend happy no matter what

- :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

- “You”




- soft chapped lips place themselves upon yours and nothing but absolute FIREWORKS ERUPT

- his calloused thumb rubs your cheeks softly as he stares into your caring eyes

- two beating hearts rapidly thumping to the same rhythm

- i’m :,)))

- peter parker will always be a headass, but he’s now your headass!


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a love spell, or something like it

inspired by a post sara reblogged (this one, specifically) and the resulting conversation about different love spells, where she suggested i write the fic. i said no, go away, it’s late. then i stayed up and wrote the fic.

This doesn’t make any sense.

Though they’d never admit it—Dean especially would never admit it—they’re practically witches themselves at this point. Sam isn’t deluded enough to think otherwise. He has a fair share of spells up his sleeve that he knows by heart by now, a few more he’s working on remembering, and some he still struggles with the incantation, but at the end of the day they frequently speak Latin and throw herbs into flames, so, logically, they’re witches, or close enough to it.

And it’s because of this (and his own unfortunate experience that no one must ever speak of again, thanks) that Sam knows a love spell when he sees one.

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anonymous asked:

Ok so that scene when Charlie's trying on clothes and is all "what about Castiel, he seems helpful and... dreamy" - shed never met him before that had she? So that means Dean would've likely described him to her. Why then, would she say he sounds dreamy, there's no point to it for the plot other than maybe teasing Dean? I may be misinterpreting this but, I saw a gif and I thought of this, so...

I love this bit.

Originally posted by supernatural-imagine-fanfiction

It’s the writers adding a *point* into the moment for no reason other than to make the *point*. It’s unnecessary to their conversation. It’s unnecessary to the A plot. These are my favourite of the Destiel moments. Eg. Thelma and Louise, Bert and Ernie, the mixtape, last time someone looked at me like that, I got laid, the queer settling down with a hunter couple from 11x19 and how Dean immediately got on better with and teamed up with the guy who was basically Cas, the whole B plot of freaking Bloodlines….

These are just a few examples off the top of my head of times that Destiel, UST and the relationship between Cas and Dean being *more* than platonic is brought into the forefront for NO GOOD REASON for the plot.

Charlie is a lesbian. If Cas is dreamy, she means he’s dreamy for someone else… while she pointedly looks to one side and is having a conversation with Dean… and pointing out to him that he’s dreamy. 

*Tink looks into the camera*

She only knows about Cas from Dean and Sam and probably from the Supernatural books and online… perhaps she read some Destiel fanfic?

Then when she DOES meet him? She’s like… “I thought you’d be shorter”. WHY? WHAT HAS SHE HEARD? 

That he is dreamy and gorgeous and helpful and… the perfect boyfriend for someone

And who is Charlie’s BFF? The one she tells she loves, the one she is mirrored with (cos Dean is invariably mirrored with and linked to the queer characters in the show for *reasons*), has a Star Wars “I love you, I know” exchange with and gels with the most? 

The way she lunges towards Cas like he’s her new BFF by proxy.

The way she looks at Dean when he comes into the bunker after hugging Cas, her eyes so lit up.

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The way we get the standard trope ‘balcony lovers gaze’ trope (which is then reversed in 12x19) with Cas looking up at Dean, while Charlie watches and smiling so brightly, looking between them, with Cas smiling and Dean glad Cas is there, then Charlie and Cas are bonding over their family pizza evening playing an origami future teller love game that is usually associated with teenage kids making it about love and relationships…


I really would like someone to come and tell me that Betty still has feelings for Archie or that Bughead is not gonna last after this episode. Set aside the way she insisted that she believed him in front of her mom, the way he tried to protect him when seeing him so happy about the dinner, the way she angrily ended the dinner when things were turning against him and his dad, the way she cried for him to believe her, the big fat “I love Jughead” she spat to her mom’s face. You can set aside all of these if you want, considering them simple teenage excitement and infatuation. But you can’t set aside the simple fact that Betty Cooper, the same Betty Cooper that held Archie Andrews on a pedestal for years, looked him with disgust in her eyes and spat “what do you have to say?” feeling uterrly disappointed that he would do something like that to his best friend or the determined and final “I’m not talking to you ever again”, because she picked and will forever pick Jughead’s side, without even thinking twice.

TMNT Summer Short #1 Review

Ok so I don’t normally do this but I just had to do it fot this.

So the first Summer Short just dropped and it’s called called “"Teenaged Mecha Ninja Turtles”.

Yup you read that right.

Ok so it takes place in the future and it’s all standard fare. The Turtles are giant robots.

It’s pretty standards TMNT fare, they don’t work well as a team and they learn to do so at the end. Normal stuff.

That is until the last minute.

We see that they’re suits! And they’re controlled by…

This adorable kid called Kusana…

Basque (a POC! Played by Cyborg! That Cyborg!)

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Jackson (I started laughing cuz he looks like a generic blonde anime boy)

And Frida! Look at that diversity!

Not only that…

Mikey’s the Sensei! How fucking cool is that???

Overall this was a giant AU and I loved it.

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Interesting characters I’ve met at the animal shelter
  • Large, muscular, motorcycle man looking for his tiny Pomeranian. Found, exceedingly fluffy.
  • Suit-and-tie dad who drove up in a shiny car with fancy rims, looking for his tiny black pug. Found, pug named Goliath.
  • Woman came in looking for a cat. Asked what it looked like, she said, “Her name is Luna.” Does she have a collar? “I don’t know.” Long or short hair? “I don’t know.” How long has she been missing? “I’m not sure.” Do you know what she looks like? “Her name is Luna…” Turns out it was her son’s cat, and he was out of town. She thought it might have been a little brown cat. She knew it had a microchip, so I went and dug through the books until I found one we’d passed no less than 3 times. It had a note on the paperwork that the mother would be coming in to pick up the cat, yet she failed to mention that to us. The cat was grey calico, btw. Also, the cat’s name was Liberty.
  • Animal Control Officer who stops by at least once a week to pet the bunnies.
  • Latina lady who brought us the corn snake her son had left her when he moved. She tried to act sad about surrendering it, but failed miserably.
  • Gay Deaf couple looking for their cat. Found one they thought might be theirs. Argued for several minutes about whether their cat was a fixed male or a female. Conclusion: it was fixed male, and it was, in fact, their cat.
  • Small, stocky white dad in cargo shorts, tall, heavily pregnant but otherwise slender black mom in a fancy sun dress, 6 hyperactive biracial children. They came in to find their lost dog, almost left with their dog and 3 rabbits. Dad convinced them the dog would eat the rabbits if they got them. The dog, for her part, was a tubby, ancient thing who couldn’t catch a rabbit if she tried. Mom and I had a good conversation about how rats are actually really clean and very loving. She looked like she didn’t believe me.
  • Two late-teenage girls looking for their puggle. Found, named Chewie. When they spotted him, he started making this weird screaming noise and they copied him enthusiastically.
  • Tiny lady animal control officer who scares the pants off one of one of our guys. She threatens to snap him in half (jokingly), and despite the fact that she’s shorter than him (and he’s not very tall, himself), and he also routinely lifts several hundred pounds of food and kitty litter, he actually believes her.
  • Tall skinny animal control officer man who once accidentally stepped on the foot of a front-desk worker’s dog, and the dog never forgot. ACO routinely works to secure aggressive animals but is terrified of Zuko (the dog), because Zuko remembers him and hates his guts. Zuko also happens to be tiny and slightly overweight, and has never bit any living thing in his life.
  • Little old lady was looking to adopt a cat. Left with a giant hound dog instead.

I’m sure I’ll get more as time goes on, but these are the ones that made me chuckle so far.

I’ve been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
‘Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I’m comfortable enough to feel your warmth