he looks like a proud mama

do you think after Ron and Hermione got out of the trapdoor and raised the alarm and were being patched up in the hospital wing

do you think they were given the most royal proud mama smackdown by McGonagall like “ how DARE you infiltrate a death maze you are ELEVEN and miss granger how on earth did you solve my chessboard i”

and hermione interjected like “oh professor it wasn’t me. i’m useless at chess. it was ron.”

and McGonagall turned to look at Ron Weasley in total amazement at this 11 yr old kid who had been pretty ordinary in all her classes but had apparently beaten her in death chess and he just shrugged like “rookie mistakes, professor. you made some rookie mistakes.”

The Fall

Title: The Fall 

Author: SomeonexSomeone

Pairing: Ethan Nestor x fem!reader, Mark x Platonic!Reader

Word Count: 720

Summary: Requested. “Hey! I was wondering if you could write an imagine where the reader is dating Ethan and them and the Mark group goes to Pax and just fun couple stuff with everyone and it’s not specific but I mean just fun st pax with everyone whatever you want:)”

Authors Note: I don’t know if this is exactly what you wanted but as I was reading your request I slipped and nearly fell down my stairs. And thus, inspiration! Also, this story is told as the reader is female. As always, for my NonBinary/Male pals out there, if you would like for me to rewrite the story with genderless pronouns, just let me know and I’ll get it up as soon as possible.

Originally posted by markimooappreciation

        If there was one thing the group wasn’t allowed to do, it was wandering the floor unattended. Which meant there was only thing Mark could do to entertain himself…live stream. Sure, the video was grainy and the audio was awful, but there wasn’t much he could do otherwise. He was crawling all around, not daring standing to give away his brilliant plan to sneakily speak to his fans. So there he was, on all fours, trying to get a glimpse of the throngs of people standing outside. Ethan was currently giving hugs to as many people as he could, smiling and laughing, savouring the short minute he had with everyone. This, naturally, meant you were standing behind the thick black curtain, just peaking out enough to not get caught. Your eyes were glued to the blue haired boy, smile twitching at the corner of your mouth. You couldn’t help it. He made you so happy, even when he wasn’t next to you. Just watching his excitement, the way his eyes shone as they swept over the people who all want to meet him, was enough to get you to break out into a smile yourself. You knew how much this meant to him, which is why when he asked you to come out to the east coast with him you jumped at the chance. Not only were you excited to see the people at PAX, but also getting to see his parents again. You adored them, and the rare time you got to spend with them. 

        Amy and Kathryn watched as Mark shuffled across the floor, so engrossed in his phone, he hardly noticed anything around him. They were giggling to themselves, making sure to keep an eye on you as well. You two were dangerously close, and with you engrossed in your boyfriend, and make engrossed with his fans, they were sure disaster would arise. And they were right. 

        “Wait! Mark!” Amy whispered as loud as she could, standing quickly. Mark turned, but it was too late. His body had made contact with yours, surprising you more than you would have liked. The small squeal that left your mouth was fine, but it was the sudden change in gravity as your foot slipped out of shock was what was disastrous.

        You went sailing through the curtains, face first right into the open. Surprise screams and gasps filled the room, many people recognising you, despite being face down on the concrete floor. Ethan, completely shocked, rushed forwards to help you off the ground. Yet, he didn’t make it very far. Your lone foot, the one thing that hadn’t switched sides of the curtain, was quickly grabbed by the culprit of your fall. A small scream fell from your lips as you dragged back to the other side of the curtain. Quickly flipping, you kicked Mark in the arm, angrily yelling his name. Mark however, couldn’t stop laughing, quickly followed by Tyler, Amy and Kathryn. His phone laid forgotten next to him, the stream still going, yet only showing the bright over head lights.

        On the other side, the room had erupted in laughs as well, bemused by the very grudge like incident that had just occurred. Ethan, on the other hand, paled, completely freaked out. But a bright smile appeared on his face as you poked your head out from the thick curtain, your hair slightly messed up from getting dragged. You beckoned him forwards, only to plant a long sweet kiss upon his lips when he was close enough. His cheeks were burning a bright red as the hall erupted in screams, causing you to giggle and disappear, and didn’t die down until he was back on the other side of the curtain. He didn’t hesitate to pull you into his arms, holding you close as him as he planted another long kiss against your lips. Mark, who had tried to save his stream, quickly turned the camera back to the two of you, practically shoving the thing in your face.

        “D'awwww! Look at them! I’m like a proud mama.” Without breaking the kiss, your hand found Mark’s face, pushing as hard as you could. The youtuber let out a surprise yelp as he fell, payback for what he caused you to do only a few minutes ago.

The Real Housewives of Seoul

Suho:/having Tea with the girls/ So I have something that I need to tell you guys

Jin:/sips his tea/ What is it? Did you finally send that evil one away? You know…to be fixed and shit

Suho:/laughs/ Ooh no…Its about a certain someone in which we all don’t talk to anymore

N:/confused/ Who?

Key:/flips his hair/ Isn’t it obvious..it’s Kris..Yifan..the one that was bald but now has hair

Suho;/ gives him that go to hell look/ 

Key:/rolls his eyes/ What?

Jinyoung: Wait..are you talking about Heechul?

Suho:/nods/ Yes..i have gotten in touch with him and Invited him over to Join us

Jin:/gasps/ No no no

N; Are you crazy Suho?!

Key: YOU MADE UP WITH SATAN AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE PUT ME THROUGH

Suho:/in the confession booth/ Hell to the mother fucking yeah I did. Key’s bitching has been getting on my nerves a lot lately. So I figured why not bring out a bigger and better bitch…..Facts

Jinyoung;/looks over at Key with wide eyes/ Hey..maybe ..maybe he’s changed. Once we shunned him maybe he realized what a shitty person he actually was . 

Key; That..is…so..fucking…stupid

Jinyoung:/rolls his eyes/ Have you ever considered that maybe you guys could actually be friends if you would just learn how to set your egos aside

Key:/glares/ Looky here..I am not here for a damn therapy session..you always so damn wise and positive and I’m so sick of it

Jinyoung: Now you look here now bitch I have-

Suho:/stands up when he sees Heechul coming/ HEECHUL

Jin:/chokes on his tea/

N: /shoves a big ass cookie in his mouth/

Key:/ drops his glass/ THE FUCK

Heechul: Hello bitches~

Jinyoung:/nervously/ Hi Heechul…haven’t seen you in a while

Key: Damn Heechul..you look rough

Heechul:/flips his hair as he sits down beside Suho and Jin/ You are still the same I see

Key: But better 

Jin: Soo Heechul you look great..what have you been up to lately?

Heechul: Oh you know Variety Shows and  a couple modeling gigs

Key:/laughs as he eats a scone/

Heechul: I’m sorry..miss piggy is there something funny

Key:/chokes/ 

Jin:/laughs his signature laugh/

N; So how are the kids doing?

Heechul: All grown and up out of my nest…Finally. They’re all doing great. By the way I heard Ravi’s mixtape not bad

N:/proud mama/ Yes my baby works hard

Heechul: Oh Jin I’m really proud of you and the boys. Your hard work really paid off.

Jin:/smiles/ Ooh thanks..its been quite the journey but like anyone can reach their goals as long as they try and work hard

Heechul:/smiles as he nods/ And Jinyoung I see you and your acting skills.making me all proud and shit..you keep doing you boo boo

Jinyoung:/smiles shyly looking down/

Heechul: And Suho, You are such a strong person. Being a single and all..I can’t imagine what all you had to go through..but I am so proud of you for coming through so strong 

Key:/coughs/ He’s an alcoholic~ /cough/

Suho:/flips him off as he hugs Heechul/ It’s been rough but i’m doing just fine

Key:/points at them laughing while looking at the cameras/ Are y’all seeing this shit

Heechul:/pulls away and looks at Key/ I would ask what you’ve been up to..but apparently nothing really

Key: Hah..look here you pitbull… I don’t know know why you’re here all of a sudden but you’re not about to take me down. 

Heechul: Says the one who’s hair extensions fell out when he was getting down and dirty with his boo

N : Oooh no she didn’t

Key: Bitch I still looked sexy.. You the one who be taking out your extensions looking like splice

Heechul: Oh hell no bitch

Jinyoung: Not this shit again..CAN I GET SOME VODKA

Jin:/laughing his ass off/ SHE DID THAT

Key:/smiles at Jin/ Yass bitch I went there.. this hoe trying to bring a bitch down and I wasn’t having that with her bald headed as-

Heechul:/throws his tea at his face/

Suho:/gasps because damn/

Key:/wipes his face/ YOU WHORE /jumps over the table and tackles Heechul/

Jin:/screams because tf/

Jinyoung:/Downs the bottle of vodka/

Security:/ runs in to break up the fight/

Suho:/ in the confession booth laughing/ Karma’s a bitch

So I’ve had this scene in my head about how I’d love today’s clip to be (like I’m a 100% sure this is not how the clip is going to be but it’s what I’d like to see, I mean, a girl can dream) and I decided to share it with you 

Okay so the meeting takes place at Sana’s house and all the girls are there and at first eveything is fine but then things go wild and there’s a lot of alcohol and the meeting turns into a party. Some friends (guy friends) of Ingrid and Sara and so on come too. And Sana is trying to stop it because she knows that their parents will be back in a few hours and she needs to clean and to prevent anything from being broken. But she’s all by herself because Noora is too busy taking care of a very drunk Eva and Vilde is somewhere talking to Magnus on the phone and Chris…to be honest, no one knows where Chris is anymore. And just as Sana is getting really anxious her phone beeps and there’s a text from Yousef with whatever meme that he has found and made him think about Sana. And Sana sees this as a way out and she texts him back: “I need your help. How fast can you get to my house? Also, don’t tell Elias, I don’t want him to know”.

And man, Yousef doesn’t even think about it and answers with: “I’ll be there in 10″

Seven minutes later Yousef arrives at the Bakkoush’s. The door is open so he enters and sees the party and Sana trying to make two girls  step off the table and also there’s a guy over there who’s dangerously playing with a vase. And Yousef approaches Sana and she’s like: “oh thank you for coming, it was supposed to be just a bus meeting but these girls brought alcohol and guys and my parents will come soon and I’m trying to make them leave but they won’t listen to me and I don’t know what else to do and…” 

And Yousef says something like: “Sana breath, calm down, let me help”.

So he goes to the music player and he turns it off and yell at everyone to leave and I mean he’s adorable we all know that but he sure has a intimidating face when he’s angry and with Sana glaring at everyone by his side everybody decides to leave. 

Once they’re all gone, Sana thanks Yousef for coming and tells him that he can leave now if he wants she is just going to clean everything before his parents arrive and Yousef is like: “are you kidding?, I’m staying to help you clean”

And Sana smiles at him with her “Yousef smile” you know the one I’m talking about and Yousef smiles back at her with his “Sana smile”. And they clean everything up and just as they finish the door opens and it’s Sana’s parents so she and Yousef freak out because they’re in fact alone in the house at night so when her parents enter the living room they’re both really nervous. 

Sana’s mom ask what Yousef is doing there and Sana is like: “oh…well, he came looking for Elias, and I was telling him that he’s not here”

And Sana’s dad believes it but of course Mama Bakkoush knows best, it might help the fact that Yousef is looking at Sana with “the look”. 

So Sana’s mom goes ahead and asks: “Yousef, Elias told me that you work in a kindergarden right? Tell me, what do you do there? Do you…I don’t know…cook for them maybe?”

And he’s like this proud puppy when he says: “Yeah! I do! I love cooking!

And Sana’s mom looks at her daughter and is like: “Oh, interesting, very very very interesting, indeed”

And Sana’s like: 

Originally posted by coquillages-crustaces-et-moi

And Yousef is just smiling unaware of everything and Sana’s dad is just confused

And okay sorry this was way too long and I bet that many of you wouldn’t even care to read it but I need to write it to get it out hahah

I know this is definitely not how things are going to be but like I said, a girl can dream haha

Thank you to those of you who read this :)

Because my other post got so much traction, here is a list, in no particular order, of things that Viktor “Wow! Amazing!” Nikiforov is always high-key about:

  • Yuuri Katsuki
  • Ice Skating
  • Yuuri Katsuki ice skating
  • Dogs
  • Food
  • Alcohol 
  • His hair
  • Yuuri Katsuki’s eyes, hair, face, brain, hands, feet, nose, smile, laugh, voice, hips, tummy, thighs, lips, butt, chin, shoulders, and ears
  • Yuuri Katsuki’s family (He gives Mama and Papa Katsuki 128 hugs a day and they love him right back)
  • “MAKKA!!! CHIN!!!! MY PRECIOUS GORGEOUS SWEET BABY BOY”
  • Soft things (Pillows, blankets, cushions, Yuuri, Makkachin, his scarf)
  • The ocean
  • His beautiful fiance, Yuuri Katsuki
  • Big cities
  • Small towns
  • Beautiful women! “Yuuri look at that girl, I hope she’s having a good day, I like her scarf” (All women are beautiful women to Viktor)
  • His bitey itchy scratchy child, Yuri Plisetsky. 
  • EVERY JUNIOR on Yakov’s roster. He loves them! They’re growing so much! He’s so proud!
  • Coffee
  • Grand Prix Silver Medalist and Top Ranked Japanese Figure Skater Yuuri Katsuki
  • Fashion–everyone has their own and they’re all valid and amazing! Sometimes he thinks he’ll go blind looking at Yurio but you know, that’s okay!
  • Cold days
  • Warm days
  • Spending money on people he loves. Let Viktor spoil you rotten, Viktor wants to spoil you rotten. Yurio, why are you not eating? I’m buying you lunch. No, I’m buying you lunch. Do you want extra? Here, I bought you extra. Do you like that poodle plush, Yuuri? Oops, I bought it. In every color. Here, take them.
  • Shoes
  • Music
  • Good smells
  • Marrying! Yuuri! Katsuki! God, I can’t wait to stand next to the man I love and declare in front of everyone I’ve ever known and loved that I’m going to spend the rest of my life with him. I can’t wait to be able to call this beautiful man my husband. I wish I could marry him every day for the rest of my life.
  • His country. Viktor loves Russia and the Russian people SO MUCH. He wishes its government would get its shit together.
  • Yuuri. Katsuki. 
Got7 Reaction #18 - Their kid has a funny nightmare

anon asked: i loved your b.a.p reaction to their kid having a bad nightmare!! could you do that reaction for  bigbang and got7 please? ^.^

y/s/n = your son’s name

y/d/n = your daughter’s name

y/n = your name

this was loooooonnnnggg xD


Mark: Within 3 seconds of hearing the bedroom door squeak open Mark felt what he knew was his 5 year old son grabbing his bed’s covers and yanking them off of him.

“APPAAAAA!!” His son squealed, tears streaming down his face.

“y/s/n!! What the he- I mean what’s wrong??”

“I had a dream that Pac man’s wife Mrs. Pac man…” *sniff* “Sh-she left him for me so he tried… he tried….”

Marks eyebrows rose in confusion as he stared at his child. “She left him… for you? And…he what?”

“HE SWALLOW ME WHOLE LIKE A PIECE OF FRUIT”

Mark couldn’t help the smile that tugged at his lips as he pulled his son onto the bed and under the covers. “Okay buddy since your mom’s gone, you can have her space for now until you forget about that dream okay? I’m here. I won’t let him swallow you, okay?”

Originally posted by nochuie

Jaebum: Jaebum stood beside you, staring at your sobbing daughter as she desperately tried to explain why she peed in the corner of her room.

“Th-the-the!!”

You crouched down to her level and pulled her into a gentle hug, Jaebum crouching right beside you with his hand on the sobbing child’s back.

“The what sweetie?” He whispered soothingly. “What happened that made you do that?”

“THE TOILET CAME TO LIFE AND IT BIT MY BUTT WHEN I TRIED TO PEE IN IIITTTTTT!!!!”

You both pulled back from her in shock for a moment. The toilet…what?

You glanced at Jaebum before looking back to your daughter. “Was it… was it that dream again where the bathroom is like that house from ‘Monster House’?”

“YES AND I’M NEVER USING THE BATHROOM AGAIN!”

“Oh God.” Jaebum moaned. “This is never going to end is it? I regret ever letting you watch that movie. Come on….” He helped you stand up and picked up his daughter to bring her to the bathroom. “We need to clean you up and you’re about to face your fear once and for all.”

Originally posted by nyeong-ing

Jackson: The moment the pillow hit his face, Jackson was up and in full panic mode.

“THE FU-” Looking down to find his son standing there with a pillow clenched in his tiny fists he stopped short. “Y/s/n…what the hell??”

By now you were awake too and staring at the two in utter confusion. “What is going on??”

“Appa you’re so mean!! Do you even realize what you did to me??”

“Y/s/n what are you talking about what is going on??”

“You made mommy mad at you in my dream so she couldn’t cook! AND YOU MADE ME EAT YOUR NASTY FOOD FOR A WEEK! I ALMOST DIED!”

Instantly you started dying with laughter, imagining the horror of your 9 year old as he was forced to eat your husbands all organic and super healthy food for a week. Jackson didn’t find that so funny though.

“My food isn’t that bad! It’s really healthy and-”

“Gross!” You chimed in through your laughter. “Let it go Jackson! Your food is gross!”

Sighing dramatically Jackson fell back on the bed. “Nobody in this family appreciates good food!!”

You got up to bring your child back to bed, still giggling at Jacksons distress. You can be sure he pouted for the rest of the day.

Originally posted by vulcanide

Jinyoung: Jinyoung was on the floor at this point, hysterically laughing to the point where he wasn’t even making noise anymore, tears forming in his eyes.

You on the other hand, weren’t amused in the least. “I what…?”

Your daughter was still crying and through her gulping, hiccuping breaths she stuttered “I-I’m by the f-f-fish tank” *hic, gasp* “BECAUSE I DREAMED THAT MOMMY BENT DOWN TO PICK UP A TOY AND FARTED ON THE FISH TANK AND KILLED ALL OUR FISHES!!”

This of course sent Jinyoung into another fit of hyena-like laughter, tears now streaming down his face.

“I’m glad you find this amusing Jinyoung.”

“Our child dreamed….that you had toxic farts…” He said in a voice high-pitched from the laughter.

“Okay well then you can put y/d/n back to bed because I’m not dealing with you two anymore at 3am in the morning. Goodnight.”

“Aww honey come on!! The dream was funny don’t be mad!” He got up and wiped away the tears as you left, a smile still plastered across his face. “Ahh come on sweetie, it’s time to go to bed. The fish are still alive and mom doesn’t have toxic enough farts to kill, okay?”

Originally posted by tuanisanangel

Youngjae: “Y/s/n… why are you so afraid of coco all of a sudden?” Younjae looked down at his 7 year old son. He was normally running around and playing outside with coco by now but instead he was sitting on the steps of the porch and glaring at the dog wearily.

“I’m not afraid of him. I’m mad at him dad.”

“But why? Did coco bite you?!?” Youngjae grabbed his sons arm and inspected him for any bites or bruises. “Are you okay??”

“No! Coco didn’t bite me…but I had a dream that made me mad.”

“Dream? Okay but you know dreams aren’t real right sweetie?”

“I know! But when you dream that a dog chases you and you end up tripping and falling in it’s poop you get mad, okay??”

Youngjae was shocked into silence for a split second before erupting into laughter. “Y/s/n that’s such a realistic dream!! But it’s okay, sometimes that happens to the best of us..even me. So don’t worry about it okay?”

“Coco chased you and you fell into poo before??”

“….Er…” Suddenly embarassed Youngjae stopped laughing. “Yes…actually. Don’t tell your mother okay? Just… Just go play.”

Originally posted by yjarssunshine

Kunpimook: Bambam stared in horror at his son as he told him about the nightmare he’d had the night before.

“That’s….that’s the most horrific thing… I have EVER heard.” He bent over to hug his child as you looked at them in disbelief.

They continued on like this for a moment before you finally yelled at them to sit down for breakfast.

“Y/n did you hear y/s/n’s nightmare? Wasn’t it horrible? We would never do that to you son. I promise. I swear! I would never!”

You sighed as your son nodded and thanked Bambam. “Okay so you had a dream that we sent you to school with miss-matched shoes. I don’t understand why that’s so horrifying.”

They both gasped dramatically at you, food actually falling out of Bam’s mouth in shock.

“You don’t understand how- BUT- Miss. Matched. SHOES. That’s horrifying!! You would look horrible ALL DAY! That’s the worst nightmare EVER!”

You rolled your eyes at them again, not being able to help yourself from giggling at their sheer horror. “I guess everyone has their own version of a nightmare but…Really Bam? A fashion nightmare?”

“That’s the worst kind mama!” Your son chimed in. Bambam nodded in agreement, obviously proud to know his kid would have a good sense of style like he did. All you could do was shake your head. You knew you wouldn’t win this argument.

Originally posted by kunpimuak

Yugyeom: “…So…a purple monster with pink dots on it taped you to a rocket and sent you to the moon?”

Your daughter nodded from where she was in between you on your bed. She had launched herself onto your bed after her nightmare and immediately ripped the blankets off both of you to wrap herself into a blanket burrito.

It was the only way to be safe from the monster apparently…

“He grabbed me from my window and pulled me to a field and taped me to it!! I don’t know how I was breathing, but I was in space and I never saw you or mommy ever again!!”

“sweetie, we’re right here now…” You said to her through the sheets. “And we won’t let anyone take you, okay? Please don’t get too scared.”

“We promise,” Yugyeom chimed in, “monster’s don’t exist and you’re safe as long as you’re with us. I promise.” He kissed your daughter’s forehead and pulled her into a hug.

You smiled at your husband and shook your head slightly. She wasn’t going to listen right now, you’d have to wait until the morning.

“You’ll have to sleep in your bed tomorrow but for now you can sleep with us as long as you promise to give our blankets back okay?”

“No.”

Yugyeom pouted at your daughter, “Pleassseeee?? Your mommy and I are so cold!! We’ll all share the blankets and we’ll all be warm!”

She sniffed and nodded her head. “Okay. But we’re all staying right here until morning. Promise?”

“Promise.” You both said together, and hugged your daughter after getting back under the blankets. You’d talk to her more in the morning.

You just had no idea how to explain that purple monsters didn’t exist…

Originally posted by jypnior

The fact that Bakugou takes after his mom so much delights me.

I’m still nominating mama Midoriya as best mom tho gosh.

During The Night || Suga

Father!Yoongi x Wife!reader

Summary: You went out for some coffee with your other mother friends and had small chit chat about your own families. When the topic changed to your own family, you couldn’t help but wonder if your husband Yoongi was actually ever seen alone with your child. Now the more you thought about it the more you realized that you’ve that you’ve never seen Yoongi being all fatherly with your child. Well, at least not during the day. So you decided to stay up at night to see what happens behind your closed eyes.

This is the same story from my Wattpad account but just slightly changed a bit to be a little bit more fitting to Min Yoongi’s nature :3

(y/n) - your name and (d/n) - your daughter’s name

ENJOY! XD

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dreamcatchersdaughter  asked:

Oh MY that was Wonderful! I loved your T'Stuckony pregnant verse, its beautiful! This is me totally asking for pregnant sex , for sometime in the future cause that would amazing. I'd love to read that. It would be even cooler if each of them ended up being the father of one pup. I could see Tony's relief, because despite their reassurance his instincts might have worry. Then he sees proof of them fawning over each of the babies and treating them with the same awe and wonder. Proud mama Tony :P

Truth be told there isn’t a lot of porn here. Like at all, but here we go! I added some insecure Tony in here, and some Rhodey/Clint/Sam at the end, too. Hope no one minds!


Continuation of this -

Tony found that, while he absolutely loved his alphas with all his heart, he couldn’t help but want to strangle them every minute of every day for what they had done to him. He was 6 months along in his pregnancy and his stomach looked utterly grotesque. It was oval, poking out from the front, looked deformed and looked disgusting with all the stretch marks and veins sticking out his pale skin.

Logically he knew his alphas weren’t completely responsible, seeing as he was the one who agreed to go through with it, and he couldn’t exactly blame his pups because, well, they were babies and had no say in their cramped mobile home that was Tony’s body. But Tony wasn’t seeing logic. All he was seeing was his once decently toned body looking a shadow of its former self while the three alphas were still fit and gorgeous. It wasn’t fair.

He tried smoothing his large sweatshirt over his stomach, deflating when it did nothing to slim his stomach and creating a mountain on his middle. Lately all he had been wearing were sweaters and jackets and giant shirts and basically anything that could hide his stomach away from innocent eyes. No one needed to see his disfigurement. They didn’t deserve to suffer.

“Sweetheart?”

Tony tensed and instinctively turned his front away and keeping it out of sight. He hadn’t noticed Steve enter their room at all. How long had he been there?

“What are you doing just standing here? Were you looking at how beautiful you are?” Steve gestured to the mirror that Tony had been pointedly ignoring. He didn’t need to see how ugly he looked with his bloated stomach. “We could’ve told you that ourselves.”

Tony mumbled a denial under his breath. These days he was anything but.

“Tony?” The blond alpha pressed his front against Tony’s back, sliding his arms around his expanded belly. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.”

“Doesn’t sound like nothing.”

“It’s nothing, Steve.”

“Why do I get the feeling you’re lying to me?”

“Leave it.” Tony shook the arms off and moved away to stand on the edge of the bed. His back and his legs were aching and all he wanted to do was sit down.

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anonymous asked:

What animes are you enjoying the most this season?

Ok first of all I have to show you my best waifu of this year. She is just PERFECT!!

Originally posted by gurikajis

So ofc I’m enjoying a lot Zero kara Hajimeru Mahou no Sho. A big plus to the bond between the protagonists, so refreshing and cute.

As for other anime I’m looking forward to each week:

-Boku no hero

I feel like a proud mama every time he succeddes, protect him at all costs!

Originally posted by yumeko0

-Re:Creators

The ost department is more than enough of  areason to enjoy it, but the plot and the animation alsolooks promising

Originally posted by tsugumi

-Warau Salesman New

Because we all need an sadistic anime in our lifes

Originally posted by konfureku

-Oushitsu Kyoushi Haine

I’m so in love with this anime and characters

Originally posted by yavileto

-Natsume Yuujinchou Roku

I feel like this anime is one of the best examples of why anime are such a strong medium when it comes to expressing yourself. This is such a gem, both anime and manga, do yourself a favour and whatch it if you still  haven’t

Originally posted by adayume-x

-Berserk (2017)

I become addicted after watching the trilogy of the movies and I don’t regrett it. The greatness of the story compensate where the animation lacks.

Originally posted by inuh

-Shingeki no Kyojin Season 2

The story is so unique and the animation is superb as always.

Originally posted by veenia

-Shingeki no Bahamut: Virgin Soul

 Everyone is bae in this anime! I’m loving it way more than the first season. And I ship izazel and nina way too much lol

Originally posted by salfetkina

what it would be like to date shownu/ Son hyunwoo;

Originally posted by trainingpanda

  • His smile
  • his awkwardness when he doesn’t know what to do 
  • he has the cutest face when he first wakes up on a morning 
  • his bed head, you often sneak pictures of it. You have secret photo album full of them. 
  • he’s such a dad and he doesn’t even realise 
  • he subconsciously plays with your hair, hands or absent mindlessly draw patterns on your skin. 
  • the time the members managed to get him to try on your clothes, which were obviously too small for him, and you came home to all of them trying to get him out of it. 
  • He flexes his muscles at you to make you laugh, strongman shownu
  • he laughs with his whole body, the time he basically just threw himself to the floor.  
  • he’s the type of guy who will make sure you’re warm. 
  • he’ll prioritise your needs over his
  • if it rains, he’ll probably be the nagging parent who says “I told you that you should have brought a coat” all the while taking of his to give to you so you don’t get wet. 
  • he quietly sits through anything. You could be in one of those moods where you just annoy anything and everything and he’ll sit there and smile at you like you were the best thing to of ever happened to him. 
  • his voice… he sings to you. 
  • he’s sweet, so undeniably sweet that he makes your heart ache just by looking at him. 
  • when he smiles, you get that urge to smush his face together because he’s just too cute. 
  • he wears his tank tops because he knows that you love it, even though you don’t say it. 
  • HE IS A MEME, AN ACTUAL MEME 
  • but he’s serious at the same time
  • he compliments you a lot, and then gush with you. 
  • he literally does anything anyone asks him to
  • HIS ARMS BOI
  • you often talk about his expressionless face whenever the members bite or plays with his arms and he just shrugs like its a way of life. 
  • you can see that he loves being the dad of monsta x from the way he just smiles a everything he does like a proud mama hen. 
  • he is the groups biggest fangirl, he often tells you everything and anything to do with them
  • you often send him gifs of himself 
  • no matter what, he cannot hide his cringes 
  • his laugh is infectious 
  • he always holds your hand, without fail. 
  • he’s the type to always kiss your forehead before he sleeps 
  • he is not easily scared, so after a while, you gave up trying to get him. 
  • he’s all manly, like so manly that you forget that he’s a big fluff ball
  • his concentration level is admirable 
  • he looks like the type of person who will happily walk to the shops for you when you have midnight cravings of something completely random. 
  • you wear his clothes 
  • he loves that you were his clothes because they just hang off of you 
  • HIS EYES WHEN HE SMILES MAKES YOU CURL INTO A BALL WITH A CUSHION BECAUSE LET’S FACE IT, IT’S THE MOST PERFECT THING IN THIS WORLD. 
  • he throws paddies like a child because he’s awkward af 
  • if you wear make-up, then he tries to do it for you because he’s an ‘expert’ now.
  • You have to watch him in the kitchen because he doesn’t have much luck with pans and oil. 
  • he’s stubborn af 
  • he often falls alseep on you 

NSFW: disclaimer 

  • sex with shownu would be mind blowing
  • like he’s delicate, treats you like you’re fragile because he’s so large in comparison (body wise) 
  • he basically worships you, selfless even in bed 
  • zero cuteness, nada, none 
  • he’s all hot and sexy, manly af 
  • i think he would like the person to be on top 
  • coughkinkcough it’s always the silent ones


  • he loves dogs, he stops in the middle of the street just to pet them 
  • he dances in the middle of the street and gets you to do it as well 
  • he does press ups with you on his back 
  • he tries to get you to exercise with him but he gives up when you have to take more than one try to get off the couch 
  • He has a cute little snort when he really gets laughing 
  • shownu drinking water is art, and it makes you regret not being an artist so you could draw him like one of your french girls 
  • he sexy dances at you, cheeky lap dance only to be caught by the members 
  • he never lives anything down. ever. 

anonymous asked:

Oh my god the one with both in the NHL😍😍😍😍 but what if they meet in the NHL

I LIKE THE WAY YOU’RE THINKING but also YOU KNOW THIS MEANS A LOT OF UNIVERSE BUILDING ON HOW BITTY ENDS UP SKATING IN THE NHL RIGHT. i cant write prompts like this without copious amounts of universe building so like. so like this isn’t so much how bitty and jack met in the nhl, but the history of Eric Bittle, hockey player since he was a child. jack doesnt even appear yet. 

also @des-zimbits remember when we were talking about bitty who played hockey all along?


Suzanne Bittle, neè Phelps, was a huge fan of Bad Bob Zimmermann in college. Richard Bittle didn’t understand the appeal of ice skating, but dutifully recorded matches of Zimmermann on VCR whenever Suzanne can’t catch the games. When they had their son, Suzanne was adamant on introducing Junior to the ice, and Richard again dutifully agreed. Football can come later, he reasoned, he’ll let the kid learn some balance first. 

Except once Eric Richard Bittle got on the ice, he never got off. He was skating circles around the other kids his age, even older kids in their skating class. When Junior was seven years old, someone in their area wanted to form an informal hockey team and offered classes. Richard and Suzanne both hesitated on enrolling Dicky, because he was so much smaller than the other boys, and last year his stint trying out for football hadn’t turned out too well. But the man, a Mr. Smith, convinced them to give hockey a try, and that their son was a natural skater and had great athletic ability. 

So Dicky took lessons and joined the team and started outskating and outplaying everyone. He took to hockey like a fish to water, and soon progressed from mites level to peewee, until he was 15 and faced a choice. Continue with the level of hockey that Georgia can provide him, or head to the USHL combine and hope to be scouted.

He looked at the worried face of his mama and the proud expression on his daddy. He remembered the night his friend Jason, who figure skated but didn’t even like boys, almost got locked in a closet if he hadn’t intervened and convinced the football boys otherwise and he had thought to himself, terrified, that could’ve been me. If I didn’t play hockey, if I wasn’t captain of the team, that could’ve been me. 

Dicky took a deep breath.

“I’m going.”

It wasn’t hard to get scouted. He was fast, he had soft hands, and he was able to out skate everyone. At age 16, Dicky packed up his bags and headed out of Georgia to his billet family. 

He had thought it would be different outside of Georgia. Not too different, because he’d been around locker room talk since he was seven, but that at least he would be able to avoid the harshness and the fear of exposure outside the locker room. It was, a little bit. They have an actual GSA club at the high school near his billet family that he attended. Ricky- because he was Ricky once his teammates found out his middle name was Richard- didn’t dare go near it. But its existence made him comfortable. 

They get close to the Clark Cup the year he joined, and Ricky put his all in training. At the end of the their season, he tentatively borrowed the kitchen and baked a pie for his team. It was a hit, and a huge weight lifted off of him.

Over the summer Ricky found out about Youtube, he started vlogging about his teammates, his school, and his pie recipes. He tentatively suggested in front of the camera that he found a few guys cute, then immediately switched to another topic. It was like another huge weight had lifted off of him. He, Eric Richard Bittle, found boys to be cute. There was no labelling, and nothing else definitive, but a quiet recognition. 

They managed to get into the finals for the Clark Cup his second year, when he was 17. Ricky was on the ice for 30 minutes when a hit fractured his arm. 

“Put me back on the ice, coach,” he insisted. “I need to play. I’m going to play well, I promise.”

His coach refused to, but took note of Ricky’s intensity and let him stay dressed and on the bench.

Ricky gets even better, people start recognizing his play, his style. His youtube channel is still unknown by hockey fans, but he deleted the ones that even hinted at him liking boys. 

His third and final year, they win. He coordinated the play, passed it to Mickey, who shoots it in the net and they win and Ricky had never felt so safe before. Everything was going well; he had a great run in the juniors, his teammates liked him, the hockey community loved him, and he’d already set sights on Samwell University where he planned on opening a new chapter in his life. 

Then a call came in his mama.

“Dicky? Oh, Dicky it’s bad. Your daddy, he-” she choked, unable to speak more. 

Cancer was a bitch. They caught Coach’s early on, so his prognosis was good, but both Eric and his mother wanted the best healthcare money could buy for him. Coach tried to tell him that it was nothing they couldn’t afford, and wasn’t he sure that he was going to get an athletic full ride to Samwell anyway?

Eric signed up for the NHL draft and applied for exceptional player status to play at eighteen. It was just a shot in the dark, they can afford Samwell (even with its full ride on tuition and housing, there were other fees) as well as Coach’s medical fees for a year before he can properly sign up as a nineteen year old and get a contract to cover the cost of much better treatments. He felt guilty, but he was so glad that he can have that one year. 

Then the news came. He was granted exceptional player status and was to be drafted the same year he had been planning on going to Samwell. The Providence Falconers had first pick that year, and Eric wondered if it was the universe tempting him with the fact that the two were so close. 

His teammates crowed and slapped his back, and his coaches laughed and congratulated him. 

Eric smiled tensely. 

to be continued….. 

anonymous asked:

am I the only one which totally think about Cor as a single parent? this would be so adorable... he alone with a daughter (poor cor.. let's hope she won't be so stoic like him as a teen) <3

This is so cute! I’m not sure if this was a request or just a submitted headcanon you wanted me to respond to immediately, but I wanted to write something for you just to make up for how long it took me to get to responding to your ask dearie <3 :D Hope you like it! (Plus, Papa Cor = adorable)!

Tagging: @blindbae, @itshaejinju and @lady-asuka because Cor <3


A Precious Bond (A Papa!Cor drabble)

There was no doubt about it- Cor was quite literally freaking out. After the tragic death of his wife after giving birth to their daughter, Cor was left on his own to take care of the small fragile girl. The midwives all around had looked at Cor with pity in their eyes as his misty steel eyes regarded his daughter with ambivalent feelings of adoration and spite. Initially, he had blamed her for the death of his beloved wife. He had blamed Kari for the heartache that he had felt as he watched his beautiful wife’s life slip away from her eyes.

But then, months later as he was leaving for work, Kari had grasped onto is finger with an iron grip. Familiar steel blue eyes gazed almost desperately into his own and that was when he fell in love with his daughter, despite all the pain she had supposedly brought into his life. This child was his. This little infant was his legacy. This baby needed him.

And so… began the reign of ‘Princess’ Leonis.

Over the years, Kari grew up healthily and happily with her father. Though she had bonded well with the nursemaid that had been caring for her since her birth, her first person to call for help when monsters were under her bed, or even in her dreams, was her big, strong hero of a father.

She’d call Cor Leonis- the Immortal marshal of the Crownsguard. And he’d come running, immediately dropping everything he was doing just to protect his baby girl.

At the age of five, Kari was a little heartbreaker. Even Prince Noctis, at the tender age of two, would bury his face into the nearest grown up’s leg due to his extreme shyness around the raven-haired, blue eyed beauty. But over time and exposure, Kari and Noctis were joined to the hip and developed a sibling-like relationship. This meant many play dates, supervised by the king and the marshal personally. Kari was something of an older sister to Noctis, and was quite bossy with him.

“Noct, eat your vegetables!”

“No- they’re icky!”

Regis would refrain from breaking out into a grin, side-eyeing an amused Cor as he’d address his son. “Listen to Kari- she’s older and wiser than you.” Regis would gently chide. This would set off a brief episode of crocodile tears before Kari would proceed to shove pieces of carrot and peas into Noctis’ open, wailing mouth. Funnily enough, the small prince would eat every bite. It was quite the endearing picture.

At the age of twelve, Cor began to worry about his daughter. She was growing into quite the strong beauty, even at her young age, and he didn’t want her to attract any unwanted attention. Given her mature nature, Cor was almost certain that some knuckle-head would end up mistaking her for a teenager and do something terrible to her without her understanding what was going on. And so… Cor decided to have ‘the talk’ with his baby girl.

“Kari. Do you know about the stuff teenaged boys and girls sometimes do behind closed doors?” Cor asked one day, during dinner time. Kari turned a curious look up at her father, and Cor had to avert his gaze from her curious, steel blue eyes. That was the precise moment he realised why so many soldiers were intimidated by his neutral gaze. Those eyes looked cold, calculating and all-knowing. Still, he knew his daughter was filled with warmth and all the prettiest things in the world.

Cor took a deep breath when Kari said nothing. “They have sex.”

“Papa… ew. I know what that is. I thought you were going to talk to me about interrogations or something… gross Papa. I’m trying to eat.” Kari spoke quickly, her tanned skin breaking out in a barely visible blush as she shoved some of her steak into her mouth. Cor was impressed with the even tone at which she answered him, but he still had to continue to talk about… the stuff. It was for her knowledge. It was for his baby’s safety. Repressing a blush of his own, Cor pushed his mashed potatoes around on his plate before spearing a piece of steak and holding it on his fork in mid-air, the steak not quite reaching his mouth as he tried to think about how to say what he wanted to say.

Kari rolled her eyes at her father, which Cor did not exactly appreciate, and sighed.

“Look Papa, I know what sex is. It’s when a guy and a girl like each other a lot and then decide to make babies with their penis and vagina. It’s supposed to feel good or something, but I personally think it’s gross and you don’t have to worry about it right now. I want to join the Crownsguard like you did, and I want to make you and Mama proud. That’s all. So can we eat our dinner and read our story and then go to bed?” Kari said, slightly exasperated.

Cor could only nod, dumbfounded at her maturity and level of knowledge. “Sure. But just be careful… if any guy comes on to you-”

“They won’t, you’re my Papa. They know they’ll die if they do anything to me-”

“Yes,” Cor conceded, a smile on his face, “but if they don’t know that-”

“Then kick them where the sun don’t shine and then run on back home, straight into the panic room, and then wait for you to come to my rescue?” Kari smirked around a bite of steak.

Cor stared at his cheeky daughter with disbelief. When had she become so sarcastic and sassy?

“Sure… or you can just contact the Crownsguard after engaging in self-defence.” Cor reiterated. Kari smiled up at her father from the other side of the dinner table.

“Okay Papa. Good talk!”

Cor sighed, feeling tired all of a sudden. “Indeed.”

Funnily enough, Cor didn’t have a thing to worry about, even when Kari had found a man to give herself to at the age of nineteen, because Kari was a strong young woman who knew the difference between what was right and what was wrong. Kari knew how to separate work from play, she knew to respect him and his wishes, and she knew exactly what kind of man he’d approve of.

So when Cor followed Kari and Gladiolus into their favourite diner and witnessed their date and affections, Cor was mostly happy. But a part of him was upset- as most fathers would be. After all, he was losing his daughter to a man truly worthy of her love. A man who was capable of protecting her just as well as Cor had protected her up until then.

She had found a new hero.

But years later, in the thick of the darkness, when the King of Light was nowhere to be found and the whole of Eos, including Cor, was beginning to lose hope- Cor received a letter from his Kari.

‘Papa, you’ll always be my light in the darkness. That will never change- you protected me and taught me so much and you remain to do those things even when I am no longer by your side in body. Just know… that I am always with you in spirit, and your love will always reside in my heart. I love you Papa- I don’t say that often enough. I just wanted to tell you that because… times are hard right now and we don’t know what will happen tomorrow. But… I love you and I miss you and I hope that we get to go on a hunt together or something because I want you to read to me and put me to bed like when I was little because I’m scared and I don’t want to tell anyone but you. Because you’re my hero. You’ll always be my hero. Papa… take care of yourself and don’t die on me. Not yet- I don’t want to be left here in the darkness without you.’

Admittedly, Cor cried openly at receiving the letter, though no one looked down upon the legendary marshal for it. He was a father after all- a worried father. Cor kept that letter with him, in his pocket, as a good luck charm and as a motivator. Stay alive. Stay immortal just a day longer. And another day. And another yet…

Until he could tuck his baby girl back into bed and reader her a story until he could watch her steel blue eyes shut into a peaceful sleep at least one more time- he’d have to stay alive and live just one more damn day…

He could never deny his precious daughter any wish.

Lilia Baranovskaya - Madame Mama

She’s so proud of her son.

Lilia Baranovskaya - the former Prima Ballerina of the Bolshoi Ballet. 
When we are first introduced to her, she comes in with an imposing click-clack of her heels on the tiles, and an expression on her face that looks as if she is dissecting your every move.

She treats Yurio like a prize horse being sold to her by Yakov, and after being pleasantly surprised by his gumption, she works him with a stern and uncompromising hand - knowing that he can become something MORE. By the end of the episode we receive a glimpse of her being proud of who Yurio is becoming.

As a choreographer and co-coach to Yurio, her role is to make sure he is ready for his competitions - both physically and mentally.

We see her with Yakov trying to psych up Yurio before the Rostelecom SP, and we see her cry when Yurio pulls off that beautiful FS program. The Yurio she was teaching to deconstruct and reconstruct himself time and time again has just surpassed his limits and given the skate of his life. He didn’t only display strength (TES), he did it with beauty (PCS), and she couldn’t be more proud of him.

But of course, she’s still his co-coach. She follows him to the Kiss&Cry to receive his scores, and afterwards she needs to get him to talk to interviewers and cool down, so she puts on her serious face and ushers Yurio out of the arena and into the backstage halls.


This slip of a boy she met about 7 months ago, who has been living with her and who has respected her directions by continuously pushing himself to become MORE, has wormed his way into her heart. 

So when Yurio comes to her with a list of ingredients to make the pirozhki that his grandfather invented, she lets him use the kitchen.
( “How can I refuse him when he’s so excited to share something with us?”) 

And when he makes a batch of pirozhki and can’t even wait long enough to take off his apron before serving them, she of course will try it even if she’s a little wary of what strange concoction this katsudon-pirozhki is. 
(Notice the nervous sweat-drop on her jaw. The poor woman is befuddled.)


The awesome thing about Lilia isn’t just that she guided Yurio to surpass himself, or that she’s so proud of how far he’s come that she’s moved to tears. It’s that she cares about his wellbeing and happiness. Somewhere along the way, she’s become his caretaker as well, and darn it all if she won’t correct his language when he speaks to his fans!

(He may not listen to Yakov, but he does listen to Lilia – and that, if nothing else, shows the kind of respectful relationship he has with her.)

Okay so I just want to take a minute and focus on this part right here.

The first (several) times I watched WttM, I was conflicted about whether or not his EX was Yuri’s attempt at being a badass or a flirt. I mean he’s a little drama queen regardless, but at first I thought it might have just been his attempt at letting loose in a super glitzy badass skate. Like he’s throwing his jacket off and sunglasses off to be punk.

BUt this moment. This moment right here. This is all tease. There’s no reason to take your jacket half off, just to slip it back on unless you’re being coy. They way he lowers his right shoulder and tilts his head back. The way his hands slide in on his thighs so he can bare his neck. Yeah, no there’s no way he could have unintentionally done that.

Given the perspective we’re given, he’s also looking back dramatically at Otabek in this shot, (which yeah, I wonder where he gets that trait from, huh Yuuri??) Who is probably realizing that he’s in way over his head for Yuri Plisetsky. 

Basically this child has no chill. I’m really enjoying the headcanons that Yakov and Lilia are losing their shit in the background because I cannot see how they would be okay with him doing this, although ask me about my Nikolai Plisetsky headcanons because I have some Ideas.

Meanwhile Chris is probably looking on like a proud mama hen, Phichit is documenting this for the world, JJ is super uncomfortable, and Yuuri and Victor are equal parts amused and embarrassed. 

What could be in Glass Sword: Shade edition.
  • Shade and Farley
  • I JUST NEED MORE
  • Shade and Mare
  • brother sister moments thats cute
  • idk why but I feel like something will happen to Shade
  • FOR EXAMPLE death, or destruction, or betrayal (all common themes in VAve’s work, thanks VAve.)
  • I feel like he’s the most accepted red/silver because he’s Shade Barrow
  • all of the soldiers like him
  • ALL OF THEM
  • SHADE AND GISA- omg how cute though like she amazes him with all of her intelligence and stuff, he’s like “since when did she grow up”
  • but then he catches on to her crush on kilorn
  • and hes like 
  • NOPE
  • and gets really protective like “oh hey gisa and kilorn having a chat let ME JOIN IN”
  • kilorn and shade have banter
  • sometimes shade’s banter is more “lets insult kilorn so gisa doesnt like him” and kilorn gets very confused
  • SHADE AND FARLEY
  • he makes puns all of the time and she hates them
  • but secretly she smiles alot and he likes that
  • he’s a very quick thinker and can talk himself out of loads of situations
  • farley does not approve of this, but also thinks its awesome
  • shade and dan barrow get on well
  • dan feels like shade gets what the war was/is like and they exchange stories quietly
  • and mama barrow looks on like “MY SON”
  • shes super proud of him, and doesnt forget to tell him
  • and this makes him happy because he feels like he dragged everyone into this rebellion
  • he watches gisa sew and she teaches him
  • and he makes this little green and red cloth thing to hang outside the family door with mare’s one (SPOILERS IM SORRY)
  • and he makes Cal one bc Cal is pretty left out
  • and Cal just looks at him
  • they have mutual respect because they both want to protect mare
  • shade always ruins serious moments with puns
  • AND FARLEY LOVES IT
The Only Proof

The name on his arm read Jack, which irritated Eric quite a bit, because how many Jacks had he met in his life? Why couldn’t he have a soulmate with a less common name, like Francisco or Axel or Bernard? And it didn’t help that his own name was ridiculously common, too. Jack and Eric. Eric had to admit, though, that he did like the sound of that.

OR

A Zimbits soulmate AU.

Cross-posted to AO3 

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EXO Reaction when their girlfriend spoils the other members

I would do this tbh xD I would spoil them all, they’re all my babies! Xo, Ara~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

“You won’t get out until you spoil me too! Do you prefer being with them? You gave Sehun bubble tea!” *Super jelly boyfriend*

Kris:

*Spoils them with you* “I’m not… I’m just supervising… yeah… supervising… Do you want more chocolate?”

Sehun:

*Pretends to be jealous but he only enjoys your reaction* “I’m jelly! Give me a kiss too! Hey I said kiss not kick!”

Tao:

*Jealous panda* “ñiñiñiñi say what you want, she loves me more!”

Kai:

*Doesn’t mind* “I’m fine.. yes I am. They are my brothers… we are like family… I’m okay. It’s just chicken, she only gave them chicken” *No not really. He’s very jelly*

Xiumin:

“Can you believe her!? Just look at her! She treats them like her own brothers! She’s amazing” *He’s actually very proud of his girl*

Baekhyun:

“Jagi look at me! Why not spoiling your sexy boyfriend too hm?” *He’s a baby I swear*

Luhan:

“You guys… aren’t babies!”

Chen:

“Let me help you with that jagi! They are our babies!” *Mama Chen*

Kyungsoo:

*Everybody thinks he’s going to kill them but he actually loves the members too much* “My jagi is the nicest of them all! You all should be thankful!”

Lay:

“You spoil everyone but…who’s going to spoil you? Maybe I can help with that!” *Naughty unicorn*

Suho:

“Doctor… my girlfriend spoils my members so much I’m afraid they’ll listen to her more than me” *Leader problems xD*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

We need to talk about Kevin

Literally my favorite aspect of Andrew and Neil’s relationship is the strangely parental attention paid to Kevin Day.

Andrews going to the hospital? He can’t do that until he’s sure Neil is in a position to take care of Kevin.

They go to Georgia to buy the Maserati, Neil’s asleep in the rental. Andrew wakes him up to see which car he wants Kevin to ride back in.

Neil’s going to talk to Wymack after Baltimore. Andrew drives to the dorms and gets out, looks around for Kevin, settles when he sees he’s still w Neil.

Neil can’t play midnight Exy w Kevin because of his hands so Andrew goes out because somebody has to keep an eye on Kevin.

“Hey lets go on vacation for spring break. We just gotta convince Kevin.” “I have knives, Kevin will do what I tell him.” (Not direct quotes but fucking close enough)

And the piece de resistance, Kevin gets his fucking tattoo covered, and Neil and Andrew take his drunk ass to bed, and then Neil fucking watches him sleep like a proud mama bear, and Andrew has to drag him out of the room. And then they fucking make out over their mutual pride at their idiot child Kevin finally growing up and making good decisions.

I honestly love these boys and their mutual obsession w all things Kevin Day