he looks like a dog tbh

So my neighbor was out camping and met Keanu Reeves who was also camping (I guess he likes dogs because he came up and said “I love these dogs!” about her rottweiler) and she said she thought she was crazy for a minute because no one else knew he was there and it turns out Keanu was just there chilling with a one-man tent and a cooler and his little Dodge car and every time someone looked at him he’d just turn his face away and it’s kind of just solidified in my mind that Keanu Reeves is a cryptid.


So I decided to do a little collaboration with the beautiful @sketchyy-pencil with using her art as inspiration to write HCS for the cute doggies c: I have her permission to use her art. The drawings are hers and you can find the post HERE with their names HERE

Zen’s Dog: Jun the Siberian Husky

  •  He was hungry for love… hungry for being wanted… hungry for someone to run up to him and welcome him home…. but also… someone to be there for him as a friend…..who looks up to him…. THAT IS WHY HE GOT A DOG.  Dogs are loyal, love you unconditionally, will welcome you home, will look up to you, THEY ARE A MANS/WOMENS BEST FRIEND COME ON. He went to a breeder, and found this dog who was being ignored by everyone else. All of its brother and sisters were playing without him and when hew white dog tried to play with them, they growled at him and he walked away. THE FEELS WERE HIT OKAY. ZEN WAS GETTING THOSE FLASHBACKS AND HE RAN TO THE DOG AND HUGGED HIM SAYING THAT HE WILL BE HIS NEW FATHER. He took the puppy home and educated himself on how to take care of a husky. 
  • Look, Zen becomes the way Jumin is with Elizabeth the 3rd. Zen practices his lines with the dog. He got a little care seat on his motorcycle so the dog can go with him to his special place. You do not fuck with his dog. The dog is like an exact replica of Zen. White fur with Red eyes making all the other dogs want to be him or want to be with him. The dog is really there for Zen in a emotional level. They both know how it is to be ignored and not loved. Okay TBH, Jun rarely gets dog food, he gets meat, chicken, ham, all that good stuff. Zen makes sure he runs the the fat off so he doesn’t get sick D: He makes sure the dog takes frequent ice baths c: He loves to go to the park and play catch with his doggie. They cant be there for long because of fans wanting to take pictures. BEST BELIEVE THIS DOG IS THERE POSING FOR THE PHOTO

Yoosung’s Dog: Rin the Corgi

  • Yoosung was tired of feeling lonely all the time and he decided to do something about it. He decided to join a new club at campus and he decided to join the CORGI APPRECIATION SQAUD club. He always wanted to be apart of a squad so he was an active member c: He started to find appreciation to the breed and decided to get one of his own c: The club gave him directions to this adoption center and thats where he met his best friend RIN THE CORGI :,D Rin was Yoosungs hype dog! Yoosung bought LOL shirts for her and everything. He loVES PLAYING WITH HER TINY LITTLE LEGS!!! HE LIKS TO FLICK IT AND SING TO HER WHILE HE RUBS HER BELLY. SHE BRINGS HIM HAPPINESS. LIKE HE BUYS PAJAMAS FOR HER AND EVERYTHING. REASON TO LIVE. REASON TO DO GOOD IN SCHOOL. SHE IS JUST A GOOD GIRL. LOVES TO HUG. SHE TRIPS SOMETIMES BUT ITS OKAY. YOOSUNG PICKS HER UP AND TAPS HER BUT A BIT. 

Saeran’s Dog: Ciel the Doberman

  • Saeran actually met Ciel in the worst way possible. Ciel was Saerans personal guardian angel.
  • When Rika manipulated Saeran to join Mint Eye, he wasn't “conditioned” yet. He didnt know what Rika meant by that but 2 months later he was locked in the basement with little food and water. Men wearing white robes and black masks came in the basement and hosed down Saeran leaving him soaked and wet. They have him eat special food 3 times a day and thats all he gets. He doesn’t have clothes or a blanket. He just has a mattress and a pillow. He couldn’t believe Saeyoung would trade his freedom for his brother. Rika finally was convincing him that Saeyoung left him to die and that he must be cleansed by the lord. “The enemy is the RFA. The stole my happiness away from me. My main target is my own flesh and blood Saeyoung Choi. Mission? To Kill Him.” That was all he was thinking about when he was holding himself in the night trying to spread warmth throughout his body. Later in the night, he heard rapid footsteps around the basement. He thought it was a rat but he rubbed his eyes to try and see better. His vision cleared a bit and he saw a white puppy hiding behind one of the boxes holding bread in its mouth. The puppy looked at Saeran and ran into one of the empty boxes. Saeran went closer to the pups territory and kneeled down extending its hand so the puppy can know Saeran means no harm. The puppy trusted him and from that day on, the dog shared its stolen meal with Saeran and cuddled with him in the night so they both can stay warm. 
  • However one afternoon, the puppy was hiding in its box waiting for nightfall to sneak out and grab food. The puppies nap was rudely interrupted when Rika and her followers barged into the basement to beat up Saeran because they accused him of stealing food. The three masked men were punching and kicking him leaving Saeran defenseless. The puppy didn’t think twice leaving his hidden box and went to attack the men. The puppy was biting their legs as if they were pieces of meat protecting his friend. Rika saw what was happening and was about to attack the puppy till Saeran interfered and protected his friend. Saeran finally decided to fully join her and her cult if they let him and his friend live like decent beings. Rika agreed knowing the medicine was now taking affect. She gave them a room and Chef to feed them and everything. From that day on, they were eachs other ride or die.

Jihyun/V’s Dog: Angel the Australian Shepard 

  • Angel traveled around the world with V. She is a very loyal and friendly dog. The only problem V had with Angel is that for an odd reason, she hated Rika. Whenever Rika walked into the room, Angel growled and walked away. When Rika tried to cuddle with V, Angel jumped on the couch and sat on his lap demanding attention. Rika hated Angel and Angel hated her. She tried to convince V to get rid of Angel because her excuse was it was “damaging the relationship”. He told her no that he rather lose her than Angel. Angel barked and slept with V while Rika was planning on a thing called Mint Eye. Rika told V about her idea and Angel went and laid on top of V and growled at her. A sun can always disappear but an Angel will always be there.

MC’s Dog: Shin the Dalmatian

  • This dog is legit the worse dog guard ever. Zen convinced MC to get a dog to make sure she is safe and protected. She told Zen she already had a dog and that her name was Shin and that she was your pride and joy. The whole RFA felt better knowing you had a dog there ready to protect its master from any harms way. 
    • V saw the messages and began to freak out thinking the dog could possibly smell the bomb so he just never logged back in LMAO IM SORRY  HE HAS IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO 
  • However, MC didnt tell them that Shin is the most friendliest dog ever. She plays with everyone and loves to play little jokes. MC usually smiled because Shin had the same personality as the person who gave MC the adorable Dalmatian, MC’s grandfather c: Whenever she had to make phone calls or answer emails for the party, Shin was mostly annoyed because she wasn’t getting any attention
    • When MC heard her window shattered she was frighten seeing a white haired man in her home. She knew that was Unknown but before she could say anything, Shin jumped ontop of the man knocking him to the floor. Shin was wagging her tail with a ball in her mouth. Unknown did not expect that reaction. 
      • EXTRA BONUS 
        • Unknown started to play fetch with Shin and joined them for dinner eating spaghetti with them. 

Seven’s Dog: Chip the Shibu Inou 

  • He was inspired to get this dog because he saw a meme on social media about Doge and he wanted one so bad. Screw Elly, if she didnt want or need his love, he was going to give it to someone who needs it. He decided to go to a shelter hoping he can find famous meme breed and after 8 different shelters, he couldn’t find the meme breed D: He was beginning to lose hope but he decided to try one more shelter. When he entered the shelter, he saw a 7 month year old Shibu Inu and he screeched like a little girl. He ran towards their cage and was beginning to baby talk to it. He paid for the papers and everything. He didnt prepare to have a animal in its home, so he fed it honey buddah chips. When the dog stuck his face inside the bag it got stuck and Seven began laughing. He removed the bag from the puppies face and noticed there was a chip on it heads. He decided to call his perfect companion Chip :) Short for Honey Buddha Chips :) The thing he loves the most is named after his love :,D 
  • Seven decided to wear a Shibu Inu costume and slept on the floor with Chip so Chip wouldn’t feel lonely :,) After a couple of days later, he brought chip to sleep with him in his bed because the floor was getting uncomfortable. When Chip started to sleep with Seven, Sevens nightmare started to fade away. The guilt he carried inside his head and heart was being cured by chip, but it didnt mean his episodes stopped. One night Seven was having episodes when he was coding because he thought he saw a code saying “Saeran” in binary and he totally lost it. He fell to the ground crying grabbing his own hair. Chip grabbed a potato and ran to Seven giving the potato to him. He then went on his lap and cuddle him giving of “I’m here, everything will be okay vibes” :)

Jumin’s Dog: King Charles the German Shepard 

  • Jumin only thought about getting a dog because he was getting tired of Saeyoung trying to sneak into his pent house and grab Elizabeth 3rd. 
  • He knew Saeyoung could get past the guards and fuck up the security system easily, so he decided to tell Assistant Kang to look for breeder that has the highest qualifications to breed guard dogs. He finally got the information from Assistant Kang and personally went with Elizabeth 3rd to find the perfect dog to protect Elizabeth. Of course Elizabeth must come along to help him find the perfect dog that is suitable for her taste. He had Elizabeth the 3rd in his arms with security guards around him because he was paranoid a dog might react aggressively seeing a precious feline. 
  • He entered the training camp and noticed how obedient the dogs where, but they already belong to the trainers. The breeder took him to the 1-2 year old dogs who matured enough to be obedient. He walked in the special area and there was this black German Shepard that has been eyeing Jumin and Elizabeth from far away. Jumin didnt notice because he was noticing how Elizabeth the 3rd was feeling a bit nervous. Jumin didnt notice that there was an untrained angry dog on the lose and it was heading towards Elizabeth the 3rd. Elizabeth knew she was in danger and jumped out of her fathers arm and ran for it, she put Forest Gump to shame, she was having her own kitty Vietnam flashbacks. Jumin notice the angry dog about to attack Elizabeth till a black German Shepard who’ve been observing the whole situation decided to attack the other dog and defend Elizabeth. The two dogs were fighting till the owner of the untrained dog got a hold of the rude dog and took him back to his cage for training. Jumin ran quickly to the fierce black German Shepard and notice it had a bite mark around its neck. He noticed Elizabeth 3rd climb onto the back of the dog and licked the battle wound and Jumin fell in love with the dog. He bought the dog right away and he was preparing paperwork to sue the trainer for almost hurting his precious feline. He welcomed King Charles with open arms because it saved his heart, his everything, Elizabeth 3rd. 
    • Jumin left a camera in the penthouse and camped out in his car to see if King Charles can do his job 
      • 1 hour later Seven sneaked in and right when he made it pass the kitchen, King Charles attacked Seven by barking and chasing him off the penthouse. 
        • Jumin trained him to not the hurt the RFA but to scare them LMAO 
          • when he noticed everything on the camera, he bought King Charles a diamond collar. 

Jaehee’s Dog: Mocha the Beagle

  • This precious little Beagle is Jaehees best friend. She is always waiting for Jaehee to come home from a long day of being Jumins slave. She picked up Mocha while she kicked off her shoes and threw her fake as glasses on the couch. She gave Mocha a quick kiss on her adorable forehead and gently flicked her long soft ears. UGH MOCHAS EARS. 
  • Jaehee then went to kitchen and placed Mocha on the chair and began talking to Mocha about her day while making coffee. People may not believe her when she tells them, but Mocha actually responds back by giving different variations of a bark. If she disagrees with something, mostly what Jumin makes her do, Mocha gives a mad bark with a little growl. If she agrees, she barks happily with a little pant. 
  • Jaehee just smiles at her canine thanking the moment she first met Mocha. 
  • *flashback*
  • It was a heavy rainstorm that on particular night and Mr. Han offered to take Jaehee to her apartment because she took a cab to work. She politely agreed and hold and umbrella over Mr. Hans head so he wouldn’t get wet. 
    • Her whole left shoulder was soaking wet but she had to do it for her boss. They were halfway there to the limo but she heard a faint cry. She stopped and Mr. Han got a bit week and looked annoyed. He was tugging her to continue walking but she didnt. She kept looking for the noise and saw a box with a little head poking outside of it. She dragged Mr. Han to the car and pushed him inside and ran back to help the helpless creature. She almost lost her job but she knows Jumin cant find no one better than her. :)

neil puts his hand in andrew’s hair and says ‘thank you’ and andrew just glares.
‘it wasn’t for you.’
‘mhmmm’ neil smirks and andrew looks like he wants to murder him.
‘pink suits you’ neil says with the biggest puppy dog eyes. 

↳ from this amazing headcanon by @collivers 

Dating Park Chanyeol...

* Laying on the couch in his studio while watching him make music
* You two eventually falling asleep together on it
* Early mornings
* Waking up to his legs litERALLY ENGULFING YOU
* “Squirt”
* He would most definitely put things on high shelves just to see you struggle
* Tickle fights
* Him trying to cook for you but burning everything
* But when you cook for him, he thinks it’s so attractive
* He’ll come up behind you and put his arms around your waist while kissing your neck
* “Kitten this looks so good, but I’m hungry for something else”
* Spanking 100%
* He would whimper while your riding him
* Soft morning sex
* Where he tells you how cute you are as he’s slowing thrusting into you
* He would growl when you pull on his hair
* Master of overstimulation
* Like he wouldn’t stop until you’ve came like 5 or 6 times
* Letting you wear his sweaters
* Buying you matching ones tbh
* He would be so protective of you
* And he would hate to see you upset
* Like it would make him so stressed out that he would cry
* The smollest babe honestly
* Long cuddle sessions
* Trying to sit on your lap when your watching tv
* “Chanyeol, you’re not a dog”
* He would just look at you
* And bark
* And you’d question why you even like him
* When you guys shower together, he would beg you to let him wash your hair
* Late night walks
* You two would always share new music finds with eachother
* And he would write songs about you
* And then shyly let you listen
* Hiding his face in his hoodie
* You would try to pry his hands off his sweater while telling him how much you loved the song
* Eventually getting his face out and kissing him all over
* Him giggling like the child he is
* Dating your best friend 💕

Sorry this is so long but Chanyeol is my ultimate bias and I’m 135% trash so 😊 also thank you anon for requesting this and I hope you liked it! Feel free to drop by my message box any time you’re so sweet 💖 as always requests are open!

Originally posted by yeolhighness


oh, i love it when he says so seriously, with his gun in my back, “honey, close your eyes and think of england. just for one second.” oh, louis, louis, do you love me? louis quartorze, make love to me 👄❤

  • the way his eyes close when he’s beaming
  • the way his nose widens when he smiles
  • his lil boy laugh
  • the way he throws himself when he’s laughing really hard
  • his sweaterpaws
  • his pinky
  • all of his fingers that look like they’re a baby’s esp when he’s not wearing rings
  • the way his hands look perfectly moisturized
  • his cheeks
  • his big soft cheeks
  • how big his cheeks get when he’s eating
  • how his face is swollen after he’s just woken up 
  • the way you know he’s smiling even from behind bc of his cheeks
  • his lips that he takes well care of
  • the fact that you see him in most of the bangtan bombs putting lip balm with his lil pinky
  • the way his lips look when he’s chewing with his mouth closed 
  • the way he eats making it look like he’s making a mess when actually he doesn’t drop a single crumb
  • his eyes
  • his eyes that look like parts of the starry sky, of our galaxy and of unknown parts of the universe
  • his eyes that shine bright when he’s complimented 
  • his eyes that become hard when he’s dancing (his bed eyes sis !!)
  • his brows ?????????? perfect.
  • his forehead that I almost never miss because he keeps showing it esp when he pulls his hair back all the time
  • his moles that he has in the most important places: his forehead and collarbones and neck
  • his chin ???????????????? thank you God ?
  • his thick neck
  • his collarbones that I’m not even gonna talk abt thank u
  • his chest
  • his tiddybress that looked so imposing during the gayo collab he did with taemin god bless us all
  • his lil tummy that I’m devoted to esp when he’s full of good food 
  • his legs………………………………………………………that are thick
  • his thighs………………………………………beautiful
  • his calves………………………………………………….magnificent
  • his FEET that are soft, cute, a real dancers feet 
  • his skin overall that looks so moisturized, well taken care of, very beautiful, no imperfection
  • his piercings and his rings and sometimes necklaces that make him look even more deadly 
  • his voice when he’s just woken up
  • his voice when he’s singing acapella
  • his voice when he harmonizes with the members
  • his voice when he sings we are bulletproof pt. 2 live
  • the way he dances the break during no more dream ????? holy- ??
  • his part in save me at the beginning
  • his dance in spring day and butterfly
  • LIE.MP3
  • his beautiful friendship with taemin that comes from adoration and respect for him
  • when he acts cute in front of namjoon (tbh I think he’s so lost in his eyes and his aura that he doesn’t know how to act so he just beams and acts like a lil kid so he calls him cute………………)
  • his love for lil babies and kids and cats and dogs and birds
  • his passion for dinosaurs
  • the fact that he tries over and over until he manages to do the thing he wanted to do
  • he doesn’t give up and he works hard
  • his fashion sense esp at airports and when he rehearses
  • his black hair, how seriously and deadly beautiful he looks 
  • when he glistens under the lights during live performances
  • his natural glow on his cheekbones and his chin and the tip of his nose
  • vmin

anonymous asked:

yo umm. a bad case of food poisoning has really messed me up so if you've got any fluffy headcanons lying around, I'd love ya forever. But please, no food mentions. I'm still struggling to keep water down. (Also I ADORE your writing ❤️)

aww i really hope you feel better soon! and thank you so much! here’s some fluffy concepts for you to imagine

a puppy + kaz. it’s a stray inej stumbles upon in a cold desolate alley and adopts. she asks kaz to look after him while she’s gone. even though he refuses she sneaks him into the slat just before she leaves. kaz doesn’t know until he has a nightmare that night about inej + slavers and he wakes to this fluffy white dog on his chest, licking his face to calm him down. tbh the pup is lucky kaz didn’t react violently. it baffles kaz why he hadn’t. he pretends he hates the dog, like he’s only keeping him safe for inej, etc etc but at night when the pup begs to get in bed with him he invites him in and allows him to nestle against his side. whenever kaz is restless at night, the pup nudges him awake. kaz strokes his fur until they both fall asleep again, surprised by how much it soothes him.

flowers + wesper. is it canon that the van eck estate has endless grounds of flower gardens? because that’s how i envision it idk why. concept: they take naps there after long, stressful days. the sun burnishes the red in the wylan’s hair, jesper can’t stop staring, he puts flowers through wylan’s curls while he’s asleep. wylan goes the rest of the day with them in his hair without noticing until he gets ready for bed. he blushes redder than the rose petals he picks out of his tresses, jesper can’t stop laughing. some days in the garden wylan sketches and jesper uses his fabrikator powers to bleed the colors from the flowers into the pictures. wylan is proud and in awe of him.

magic tricks + helnik. matthias tries and mostly fails to do some basic disappearing coin tricks because kaz may be a demjin but his tricks are human and matthias wants to learn them too. nina watches him, laughing so hard she snorts. matthias’s glower softens into full beaming smiles whenever it happens. nina tries to convince him to give up and focus his attention on her. he never gives up. she understands when he makes jewelry “appear” from her hair and flowers from behind his back. 

EXO - Most to Least in texting

thanks for requesting, hope it turned out okay 
this was actually fun 


  • he looooves it 
  • seriously
  • Jongdae would text you over everything 
  • a funny pic of a member, a joke he heard that day, a cute pup video he found on youtube
  • e v e r y t h i n g 
  • “Hey Jagi, guess what Kyungsoo did today”
  • “Punching Chanyeol?” 
  • “Of course that too! Wait I’m going to make a voice message”
  • “Or you could just call me, Jongdae”
  • “Good point”


  • he would text you the whole day, even during practice
  • would call you every free minute just to hear your voice and to ask if you have eaten yet
  • would send you videos of animals or babies lmao i don’t know
  • he’s affectionate 
  • probably tags you every two minutes in another video 
  • “Chanyeol, did you lost your charger again?”
  • “Yes” 


  • tbh i would love being in a relationship with Baek for the texting
  • imagine the scenarios 
  • it would be so funny all the time
  • him filming the members during practice and making memes of them
  • tagging you in every meme on the internet 
  • sometimes weird stuff as 
  • “Have you ever seen a live surgery?”
  • “Eww wtf Baek noo”
  • “Lol ok well there’s this YouTube channel who does that. Wait I’ll send you the link” 


  • instead of texting he loves face time 
  • especially when he’s on tour and can’t see you for a long time 
  • would face time you every evening, talking about his day
  • loves to see your face or hearing your voice 
  • but he would probably send you a morning text everyday 
  • and even after face time he would text you “Good night”
  • god he’s so soft, an literal angel 
  • “You looks so beautiful, Y/N”
  • “Yixing, I’m not even wearing Make Up”
  • “I know”


  • this brat loves snapchat
  • be prepared for 36420 snaps a day 
  • most of them are selcas or aesthetic pics with him reflecting in a shop window or i dunno lmao 
  • but also cute pics of the sky or the food he had today just daily things he sees and being reminded of you
  • you would always receive pics with the caption
  • “Look at the delicious cake!” 
  • “Sehun, there’s only your face in the pic” 
  • “;)” 


  • the type who would face time you during a concert 
  • “Jongdae-ah, hold my phone” 
  • loves facetiming, cute voice messages or just selcas of you 
  • during stressful days he would send you short texts like 
  • “Love you babe” 
  • “Calling you later love” 
  • “Don’t forget to eat Jagi” 
  • gosh i love him
  • Minseok is boyfriend material fight me 


  • would either text back in milliseconds 
  • or forgets to reply for three days 
  • he’s lazy in texting, likes phone calls more
  • or facetiming before you both go to sleep 
  • but when he’s on tour he’s trying to respond as fast as possible so you’re not worried
  • would take photos of the stage or the rehearsals 
  • “Jagi look how much EXO-Ls are already here!” 


  • he’s chill about texting 
  • likes to brows the internet for cute cat videos 
  • he would send you all of them 
  • be prepared for 63 new videos in two minutes 
  • “Look how cute baby” 
  • “And this too”
  • “Awww look at her little paws”
  • but tbh you would secretly love it 


  • he doesn’t like texting that much 
  • he rather wants to see you everyday 
  • but sometimes, like tours, he would face time you every evening 
  • he’s just listening to your voice and nods every here and then
  • but whenever he sees something he knew you like, he would take a photo for you 
  • “I’ve seen a cute dog today”
  • “Oh really?”
  • “I’ll took a photo for you, I know how much you love them” 

anonymous asked:

yoi thing where every time victuuri do the diddly doo makkachin starts scratching the door and whimpering because he thinks victor is hurting yuuri from the Noises™ ... a good doggo

“Victor,” Yuuri moans, hands gripping the bedsheets.

Victor tangles one hand in Yuuri’s hair and keeps the other firmly on his hip, holding him in place. He leans forward and kisses his way down the back of his neck and then his shoulder, nipping on the blade. Yuuri groans again, burying his face in the pillow to try and muffle his noises. “Yuuri, I–”

There’s a whimpering and scratching from outside of the door.

Victor stills, slightly, and Yuuri moans again, shifting his hips backwards. “Don’t stop.”

“Makka cried,” Victor explains, and squeezes Yuuri’s hip. Reluctantly, he pulls out, and Yuuri whimpers, entire body shuddering at the loss. “Hang on.”

“Makkachin is crying?” Yuuri asks, paying more attention now that the words have set in. “Is he okay?”

Victor pulls on boxers, wincing as he does so, and then swings open the door. “Makka?”

Makkachin leaps onto the bed, lands on top of Yuuri and starts licking his face. “Makkachin!” Yuuri yelps, scrambling to cover himself with the bedsheets. “Makka, now isn’t… Now isn’t a good time…”

“I think he was worried about you,” Victor sighs, petting his dog on the head. “What with all of the noises you were making.” At that, Victor grins, and Yuuri laughs, cheeks tinted pink.

“He came to protect me from you,” Yuuri jokes. “Good boy. But can we please continue where we left off?”

“Shoo, Makka, we’ll come play with you in a minute, I promise. You’ve got your new toy in the kitchen, don’t you? Your new distraction?”

Makkachin looks unimpressed. He’s still watching Yuuri, tilting his head to the side with confusion. As though trying to confirm whether or not he’s okay. “I’m fine, Makka,” Yuuri promises. “Your papa was just… Um…” He glances at Victor, desperate for help.

“We were playing, like how you play with your toys,” Victor promises, then gestures for Makkachin to get down from the bed. The dog does so, still unconvinced. “Now we need to… Finish playing. Please.

He doesn’t leave the room. Victor buries his face in his hands. Yuuri gives Makkachin a pleading look. “Makka… Go see your toy. I’ll be quiet, I promise.”

Eventually, Makkachin obeys, but two minutes later there’s more scratching on the door – this time, though, Makkachin thinks Victor is in pain.

100% scientific grading of all (most) Dragon Age companions/advisors


Alistair: Is a sweetheart who does his best and is a fantastic tank and has great hair, great sense of humor, I just want to hug him, rating: A+

Dog: Faithful, loyal, pees on things, (Happy bark!), rating: A+

Leliana: looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you, likes the way you do your hair, is a sweetheart, rating: A+

Morrigan: will put a spell on you (and now you’re hers), #1 witch, becomes a great mom even though her own upbringing wasn’t that great, rating: A+

Oghren: goes into the Deep Roads to try to find his wife, doesn’t give a flying nug, rating: A+

Shale: is a giant rock, great voice, great backstory, rating: A+

Sten: so Qunari he makes the Arishok look small-time, learns over time to respect the Warden, rating: A+

Wynne: #1 Grandma, great healer, is playing the long game so she can troll everyone in Asunder, rating: A+

Zevran: Best accent, beautiful hair and skin complexion, “for you I would march into the Black City itself, never doubt it!”, rating: A+

Loghain Mac Tir: honestly you don’t have a daughter like Anora unless you’re kicking ass and taking names yourself, rating: A+


Anders: is fucking adorable, will save all cats, ~Anders’ spicy shimmy~, #1 healer but seriously make him an Arcane Warrior for a good time, rating: A+

Justice: Fade spirit just doing his best, wants to help everyone, looks good in plate, rating: A+

Nathaniel Howe: Loves Amaranthine, defends his family but also learns to see their faults, is definitely gonna bang my Cousland on top of his dad’s grave, rating: A+

Oghren: “You joined the Grey Wardens?  Really?”  “You said it would be hot!”  “WE WERE ROLEPLAYING!” rating: A+

Sigrun: oh my god she’s so cute but also smashes darkspawn in the face, DESERVES A BETTER ENDING for sure, rating: A+

Velanna: Goodnight shemlen b/c Velanna is coming for you, doesn’t give any shits, is prob. one of the biggest badasses in the series, rating: A+


Anders: WAS RIGHT, fuck the templars, how can one feathermage be so pure, has loved Hawke for three years oh my god? voiced by Adam Howden who donated money to a GoFundMe for my sister’s sick cat (true story), rating: A+

Aveline: WILL TANK ALL OF THEDAS, do no harm but take no shit, will beat Hawke’s ass if necessary, “real nice night for an evening!” rating: A+

Bethany: who’s the best BETHANY’S THE BEST, Hawke’s #1 biggest most supportive fan, definitely best haircare routine and the most pure, rating: A+

Carver: does his best, actually secretly loves Hawke deep down inside, they probably built pillow forts together as kids and were def. best friends, rating: A+

Fenris: best spiky broody elf in any franchise, prob. the smartest individual in the entire Kirkwall Crew honestly, trying his hardest to move on, voiced by Gideon Emery and everything that guy touches turns to gold, rating: A+

Isabela: #1 pirate queen, has a heart of gold and loves Hawke, she just loves Hawke so much????? she’s going to let the Kirkwall Crew live happily ever after on her pirate ship I’m so proud of her, rating: A+

Merrill: dESERVED BETTER in every respect, just wants to help everyone??? Loves Mahariel and Tamlen so mucH?? Merrill/FHawke is such a pure ship omg, rating: A+

Sebastian Vael: definitely tries his best and wants so hard to live up to his name, will shot you with bow, makes that outfit look honestly stylin’, #1 accent in all of the Free Marches, rating: A+

Varric: Actual #1 Bro™, there is no bro who has ever bro’d harder, HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH HAWKE IS honestly, probably the best friendship in any game, like this if you cry every tim, rating: A+


Blackwall: Can we discuss that beard tho, just doing his best, honestly the best banter, “What can a grey warden do?” “save the fucking world if pressed”, rating: A+

Cassandra: holy shit is htere a bigger badass in Thedas no there is not, did you guys watch the anime holy shit.  if she met Aveline it would be the unstoppable force meets the immovable object honestly, rating: A+

Cole: pure spirit child, “he’s only 12 years old and already more psychic than his dad” - dril, dies a lot when he’s in my party i’m sorry Cole, rating: A+

Dorian: actual most  styling man out there, had to leave Tevinter because he was so damn stylish he was putting the rest of the Imperium to shame, oh my god he’s just like, best friends with your Inquisitor and it’s so?? pure? rating: A+

Iron Bull: lmao it’s over for you if you get in trouble with this guy also the Chargers are basically? great? and he’s so good to Krem?? voiced by a guy who loves this job and loves video games, rating: A+

Sera: is gonna throw bees at your head and is looks good in plaidweave, deserves better, most unique accent in the series, has good taste in ladies, rating: A+

Solas: it was Egg who caused the trouble but honestly he’s doing his best, gets approval anytime you’re nice to like anyone, GREAT artist, i heard there was a secret chord that david played and it pleased the lord but you don’t really care for music do you? it goes like this the fourth the fifth the minor fall the major lift the baffled king composing hallelujah???  rating: A+

Varric: guess who’s back, back again, Varric’s back, and tbh he’s just so good and he helps everyone and is helping the inquisitor b/c he cares so much, rating: A+

Vivienne: WOW has anyone ever looked so goddamn gorgeous, probably not, way too stylish for you plebeians, i only wish i could raise myself to her level, but i also don’t want her to ever lower her standards which she would have to do to even talk to me, rating: A+

Cullen: has been through a lot of shit and come out surprisingly chill, admits his mistakes, loves dogs like all good Fereldans, definitely got that lip scar from Hawke though, rating: A+

Josephine: honestly the best fashion sense in Skyhold, those ruffles though, is very pure?? I just want to cuddle her on the couch forever, make her some rice krispy treats and then take her on a vacation because she deserves it, rating: A+

Leliana: Murderpope best pope, rating: A+

You Look Delicious

“I’m not arguing I’m explaining why I’m right” “Babe look, babe, babe, babe, babe, BAAAABE” with Tom Holland thank you

Originally posted by takemespidey


Y/N is trying to explain why waffles are better than pancakes and Tom finds it adorable. Lots and LOTS of fluff.

I awoke to the sun peaking through the curtains, causing me to stir and turn on my side to face my boyfriend, Tom. His chest rose and fell slightly with the rhythm of his breath, his arm still wrapped around me from the night before.

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College!AU Minghao
  • major: environmental science 
  • minor: marine biology 
  • sports: fencing
  • clubs: oceanography club, volunteer at the aquarium, and part time chinese language tutor 
  • minghao is the kind of person that everyone knows by name but beyond that he’s a mystery??? 
  • like no one really knows anything personal about him aside from the fact that he likes animals and takes like 327093 bio courses for his major
  • when some1 asked him what grade he got for a lab minghao just smiled at them and left like that was his response and the person was like,,,,,,,what does that mean and jun (official minghao translator) was like “it means you dont ask people about their grades. esp not a genius like minghao” 
  • tbh minghao just didn’t hear him because he was thinking about what snack to get from the vending machine but jun likes being dramatic and minghao doesn’t have the energy to stop him
  • sooooo why environmental science and marine biology?? well minghao has always admired animals, but after getting a volunteering job @ the aquariums gift shop in high school he got to spend time looking at all the different animals that exist in the water and he was just like holy shit
  • minghao “seals? basically water dogs. sharks? also basically water dogs except like maybe not as playful….angry water dogs there we go.”
  • he still volunteers at the aquarium but instead of just working in the shop he actually gets to help out the trainers and he’s even got to do the feeding show with the penguins and it’s adorable he just has the biggest smile on when he’s around all the animals
  • mingyu: “so like …. you know those sardines that you feed the penguins and seals like could a human also eat-” 
  • minghao: “never speak to me again”
  • minghao’s interest and love for the animals is like very subtle, like you’d look at him and he’s standing there listening to music and he’s lean and handsome and you’re like ‘wow, he looks like he’d be a model or……a dancer’
  • but then he pulls out his textbook on the ocean and you’re like what and minghao’s phone case has jellyfish on it. it’s adorable. its like what you see is not what you get with him. its BETTER
  • he got into fencing after he found out dance team wasnt like an official sport and tbh he got recruited by captain jackson wang because he saw minghao tutoring in chinese @ the library and he was like wow cool another native chinese speaker!! so he went over to make friends and when minghao stood up jackson was like ‘you’re tall’ and minghao was like hmmmm??? and jackson was like ‘join fencing club’
  • at first minghao was like nah but dance team meet on the same days as he volunteers so he was like maybe fencing wont be that bad,,,, (also jackson wouldn’t stop chasing him around campus to join)
  • minghao in the fencing uniform with his hair pulled back with like a band ,,,,, imagine ,,,,,,
  • im also thinking like minghao whose wearing like khakis and like a windbreaker when he’s out in the field doing research but like on campus he’s pretty stylish like he has those grey sweatpants and street brand name sneakers and also
  • minghao with a helix + graduate lobe piercings…….one of the studs on his ears is a little starfish….ok anyway
  • so you’re always in the library because your roommate is …. to put is nicely……extremely social
  • as in they always have people over and you’ve got essays and tests coming up and you don’t want to try to be studying with the sound of laughter and other people yelling and so basically your dorm is the library
  • and every monday + thursday minghao sits at the table next to yours and tutors in chinese. a lot of the time though, no one shows up and so you kind of just see him sitting there with his notebook open, twirling his pen around his fingers and dozing off
  • and like a lot of people you just know him by name and it’s not like you really really really find him interesting, it’s just you two always see each other and you know at some point it becomes just common courtesy to at least smile at each other
  • but that’s all it is, smiles. 
  • except is it? like u start noticing the smallest, cutest things he does. like the way he runs his fingers over lips when he’s thinking really hard about something, or the way his voice changes when he starts speaking chinese, the way he rolls his eyes when mingyu stop to visit just to bother him about food or something and the way he laughs and covers it with his hand when seokmin sees him and makes a joke
  • and oh god you tell yourself: do not develop a crush on minghao. it’s futile 
  • but minghao notices you too.
  • he might look like he’s reading up on biohazardous chemicals affecting sea life  but from the corner of his eye he sees the way your cardigan is slipping off your shoulder. the way you toy with the keychain on your bag. the way you hold you coffee with both hands
  • you two have caught each other looking but all you could do is just….smile. like oh it’s an accident, we didn’t meet eyes because we were staring…..
  • and then the ghost incident happens
  • and by that i mean, you’re staying late in the library once again because this time your roommate has a significant other over and they’re texting you like “sock is on the dorm doorknob if You know WhaT I  m e an (((((;” and you’re like oh my god 
  • but you had two 3 hours lectures today and your eyes are fogging up and you rest your head on your bag for a second and all you see is the outline of the person at the table next to you and before you know you’re lights out. zZZZZZZZ
  • when you wake up tho…….it’s quiet……like more quiet and you look up to see that the lights are dim and that the tables are all empty
  • and you’re like wth what time is it and when you check your phone it’s like at 3% because iTS LIKE TEN O CL Ock the LIBRARy CLSOED an hour ago
  • and you’re like holyshit no no no n o and you get up in a panic but then stop because…..there’s a person
  • also asleep……………at the table next to yours
  • and it takes you a second but you see the hair,,,,and the starfish earring and you’re like 
  • “minghao???”
  • carefully you go over and see that he’s laying on a textbook with candy wrappers near his hand and you’re like ?? he was here when i was first falling asleep,,,why’d he stay so long
  • but you gently shake his shoulder and he comes to and he’s like huh hmm??? and it’s cute he has his hair a bit messy and there’s a piece of candy stuck to his lip and you’re like !!!!! “hey,,,,we both fell asleep and i think we might be locked….in here…”
  • minghao wakes up instantly and he stands up and is like ???? seriously and you two walk over to the front where the librarian usually sits and ofc she’s not there and minghao checks the doors which are ofc locked and you both are like: we’re fucked
  •  and you’re like “at least it isn’t dark-”
  • but just as you finish your sentences the lights go out and you’re like ARE YOU KIDDING and minghao is like the whole school has automatic lighting that stops at 10:30 …. the gym also has this,,, and you’re like o h 
  • and minghao’s like “let me use my phone’s flashlight” and he turns it on and you both make your way back to the tables you were at and like it’s awkward for a moment until you’re like 
  • “when did you fall asleep,,,,because i think i saw you before i - like….knocked out..”
  • and minghao looks down and is like um,,,,idk maybe at 8 i was just tired from practice or whatever (actually this is a lie and ull find out as we go in hehe)
  • and you’re like oh!! you’re on a sports team and minhao’s like yeah fencing and you’re like wOW thats cool i know jackson is the captain and minghao laughs because ofc everyone knows jackson
  • and its hard to initate conversation because u two have literally never talked and finally minghao is like “whats,,,whats your name? im sorry, i don’t know it..” and you tell him and he repeats it and then,,, say something in chinese??? and you’re like huh and he’s like “i was just translating it,,,i do that i just wanted to hear how it would sound.”
  • and ok your heart doesnt skip a beat because thats adorable except duh ofc it does
  • and then you’re like “oh, what if the library ghost comes out?” and minghao is like ???? and you’re like
  • “the library ghost! you know the one everyone talks about at freshmen orientation???” and minghao is like shaking his head because he’s like im a transfer i dont know,,,,but tell me
  • and you’re like OH well,,, there’s this story that there was a kid here in the 90s who used to get bullied in the non-fiction section by some mean upperclassmen and that one day he vanished and no one knows where,,,,but everyone says that he sits in that section and cries all night long because of the bullies!!! 
  • and as you’re saying this minghao is like ……..really? and he just laughs at the end because ghosts aren’t real
  • and you’re like heY you don’t know that!! and minghao’s like “nah, there’s no way, scientifically it’s impossible.”
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,but ghosts defy science and minghao’s like nothing defies science 
  • and you get up and you’re like “let’s go check it out then!” and minghao looks up at you and he’s like ???? you mean go to that section and you’re like yeah…..ARe you SCAREd???? and minghao gets up like What NO
  • and its cute his all defensive voice and so you’re like ok!!! let’s go 
  • and so the two of you venture through the aisles of books to the non-fiction corner and you sit down and you pat the spot next to you and
  • minghao looks a lil uneasy but he sits down
  • and you’re like hehe if anything happens he’ll freak out and i won-
  • but then like his shoulder touches yours because your so close and you’re like 
  • ,…….I ….D I d………not….think this…through……..
  • because now you’re confined in this little corner with this tall handsome boy and its dark and you start like short-circuiting because ohgodohogodohogohdo
  • and minghao feels you try to scoot away and he’s like nervous too he keeps fumbling with his phone and then suddenly there’s this loud screeching sound and you’re like
  • and minghao’s like WHAT
  • and you two jump up and you grab his hand and you two jsut start running
  • but then you hear the screeching sound again and you instinctively jump in fear and thats when you feel minghao pull you back into his arms 
  • and your back is against his warm chest and he’s like whispering in your ear that it’s not a ghost, it can’t be but it might be someone else and you two need to get out of there
  • and you’re like ,,,, honestly you didn’t expect anything to happen so  you just agree and let minghao let you go and grab your hand and run
  • and the screeching happens again and you’re like what The he LLL i  S that
  • and minghao’s like,,, he sees the door to the library office is still open so he pulls you inside and shuts the door and is like GET dOWn if its a murderer he cant see us ok 
  • and you duck under a desk and minghao is like leaning against the door
  • and the screeching noise gets louder and louder AND LOUDER and then the door starts being knocked on and you’re like oh my god im going to die. we are going to die
  • and minghao tries to hold it back but you hear keys and minghao pulls back and runs over to you under the desk 
  • and when it opens…………..
  • the lights turned on the maintenance guy is like what the heck are you two doing here
  • and you and minghao are staring at him with wide eyes and when the maintence guy pulls the garbage can into the room the wheels screech against the floor
  • and you and minghao are like
  • oh my god …. we’re idiots
  • and the maintenance guy is like -_____- you kids are crazy how could you do something like that in the library, that’s inappropriate!! 
  • and you get what the guy thinks happened because minghao is still clutching you against his chest and you’re like AHEM and minghao lets go
  • and you’re like no, sir we were locked in and we thought that you were a murderer-
  • and the guy is like ME???? a MURDERER??? 
  • and you’re like ThaTs not what I M ENA
  • and minghao gets up and he’s like ,,,,we’re sorry we’ll leave and pretend this didnt happen
  • and the maintenance guy like grumbles but flicks his arm and minghao grabs you before you can say anything and pulls you out back to the table to get your stuff
  • and once you’re out like its dark and cold and you’re shivering because this damn cardigan is thing and minghao shrugs off his sweatshirt and hands it to you and you’re like UM and he’s like “the walk to the dorm is going to be far.”
  • and you’re like yes but you don’t have to- and minghao is like “i have to.”
  • and so you put the sweatshirt on and its long and you giggle and minghao is like,,, that screeching back there sounded like an orca whale…and you’re like what an interesting way to describe a sound and minghao blushes but you cant see it
  • and you and minghao decide that if either one of you starts sleeping in the library the other person should wake them up because we do not need this episode to happen again
  • and when you go home, you can remember being pulled against minghao’s chest and you can smell him on the clothes and you’re like
  • wow. crush on minghao? me? you fuckingfjgof BET
  • and when you’re back in the library on monday you want to give minghao his sweater back
  • but when he walks in mingyu is there and you feel a little shy but you go over and you’re like “thanks for letting me borrow this-” and you pass it over to minghao
  • and mingyu is wiggling his eyebrows and minghao is literally like shut up and mingyu is like WhaT  i didnt even say anything,,,,
  • before you turn back minghao’s like oh! here- and he passes you a couple of candies in red wrappers and you’re like ???
  • and he’s like “they’re from china, my mom sends me a bag every month. i know you stay here till closing, so remember to eat.”
  • mingyu voice: smooth moves man
  • you and minghao: blushing, except minghao is about to put mingyu into a chokehold and ur like gtg
  • and for a while it goes back to just smiling at each other and it hurts because you really,,,,really,,,,,,really like him now
  • and then one day you’re napping in the library again because your roommmates like dont come home if u dont wanna see something explicit 
  • when you feel someone gently brush your hair from your face and slowly opening your eyes you see minghao leaning over you and you’re like hmmm
  • and he’s like OH you’re ….. you’re awake,,,, um……its just we promised we’d wake each other up if we fell asleep but i just-
  • and you smile at him and minghao decides that you know,,if he’s going to wake you up he might as well do it properly
  • so he leans in and pecks your lips and WELL THAt WAKES YOu uP
  • and you’re like !!!!!! and he’s like i uh i uh … uh i ……*incoherent noises in chinese* and you’re like
  • …wh…why?? and he’s like you’re cute thats why there i said it
  • and tbh minghao has always thought you were cute ever since he first saw you and you touch your lips and you’re like
  • you’re cute too
  • minghao: no you’re cuter
  • you: no shuttup you’re cuter
  • minghao: dont tell me to shuttup
  • you: ok then. date me
  • minghao: ok. let’s date.
  • you: ok.
  • minghao; ok
  • the whole library: what did we just witness 
  • and thats the start of a beautiful relationship 
  • minghao moves his tutoring to your table and even though you arent studying chinese you dont mind it at all, seeing him talk and hearing him is enough to make you happy
  • and like on your first date minghao takes you to the aquarium where he works and points out all his favorite animals and shows you how to feed penguins 
  • and while you guys are eating afterwords he’s like “oh , this is for you.”
  • and he passes you the sweater he let you borrow on the night in the library and you’re like ??? are you giving this to me
  • and he’s like “use it as a pillow for your naps in the library. sleeping on a bag must be hard. you can also….wear it…butimjustsuggestingyouknownobigdealhahah”
  • and like minghao is straight forward, so he’s like ‘wanna know when i started liking you?’ and you’re like ok!! and he’s like remember how i said that i just fell asleep because of practice that time in the library and you’re like yeah and he’s like ‘honestly i wasnt tired. i just wanted to make sure you were safe and you were sleeping so soundly and i didn’t want anyone to come over and wake you up. so i stayed until the end,,,and fell asleep looking at you.’
  • and you’re like .,,,,,thats so romantic what the hell and minghao’s just smiling like im glad i told you and you’re a blushing mess like shgnweo do you not,,,,,, see how adorable you’re being right now and minghao’s like ??? what no ??? im not adorable
  • you: yes you are what the hell stop it
  • minghao: how do i stop doing something i didn’t know i was doing ????
  • minghao’s literal older brother jackson finds out your dating because you come to watch minghao practice and minghao points to you and is like ‘they’re mine’ and you’re like HOW ARE U SO STRAIGHTFORWARD
  • minghao: im not your son jackson: lol ofc u r stop joking son
  • and minghao has always been so cool in your mind, like the way he looks is so calm and collected and he looks like a damn prince when he fences 
  • and when he’s studying??? or  talking ??? or you know idk existing. he’s a prince
  • but then u guys go to an all you can eat chinese buffet and wow. minghao can EAT and seungkwans like thats gross slow down but you’re like YESSS bABy you look So cute Stuff anoTher Dumpling in Yo ur m outh Thats the 14th one YESSS
  • you learn cute petnames in chinese and when u call minghao that it’s so funny to see him try and not blush
  • minghao invites you to come with him and the oceanography club on a study abroad but you cant go since its not your major and he gets all pouty and its so cute he literally lays his head in your lap and is like ,,,,, you gotta kiss me 3000000 times before i go
  • and its the corniest cheesiest thing he’s ever done but you love this side of him
  • you wore his sweater to class and when you went to pick him up from lab he almost tripped when he saw you wearing it because he was like,,,in public?? and you’re like ‘how can you literally go around parading the fact that we’re dating and yet i wear your sweater and suddenly you wanna die of embarrassment??’
  • jun gets squishy over you two and is like mY TWO KIDS in love and he like holds you and minghao in a group hug and you and minghao are both like ‘save us’
  • the aquarium gets a new baby seal and everyones like what should we name it and minghao’s like,,,,it’s cute,,,,,lets name it after my significant other,,,,,,,,,
  • you found out he named the seal after you and you’re like minghAO and he’s like its cute right look here i brought a plushie of the baby seal for you keep it
  • and you’re holding the seal and literally looking at him like how,,,did i get someone like you
  • and minghao chuckles and leans down to kiss your forehead and he’s like no no it’s how did i get someone like you……..
  • since you’re dating minghao people like walk up to you and they’re like,,,,so what is he really like
  • and you’re like he’s a meme,,,a soft meme …..he’s so funny i love him and everyone’s like ???????? meme????funny????? he doesnt speak in class?????
  • but you’re like my bf is the greatest and minghao is like my angel is the greatest and its cute you guys have each other and you meet because of a damn ghost. ……………ideal

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At the Airport with Batboys

Bruce Wayne:

- he does this all the time for WE

- You on the other hand, don’t leave Gotham very much.

- He probably just gets a coffee and kinda sits with earbuds in while you explore the whole airport .

- “Honey, they have a whole bar here!”

- “Yes dear, I know.” He’s just giving small chuckles at all of your reactions.

- He looks like such a business man OML.

Dick Grayson:

-probably acts like a little kid.

-enjoys flying.

-calls the window seat one month before actual flight.

-Literally doesn’t look away from the clouds

-probably bought a bunch of candy for the flight.

-eats it all waiting in the terminal.

-when he sees a dog walking, he perks up and watches it until it’s out of sight

-like I said little kid

Jason Todd:

-probably a nervous flyer tbh.

-when y'all are waiting he keeps asking questions.

-his leg is shaking so much.

-you have to calm him down quite a lot

-clutches your hand the whole flight.

-almost loses his shit during takeoff/landing

Tim Drake:

-he’s kinda quite the whole time you’re waiting.

-just sipping on the third coffee he’s bought.

-you realize he’s sleep deprived


-on the flight he is SLUMPED.

-holds your hand a lot though

-doesn’t wake when yall land

-he’s one of those people at the airport that could give no shits, overpriced food/drinks?

-“whatever take my money.”

Damian Wayne:

-tries to fight everyone naturally.

-keeps you close

-he’s very attentive to everything

-“that guys bag looks suspicious.”

-“babe, he’s ten.”

-he’s used to flying

-went on a lot of Bruce’s business trips

-asks pilot if he can drive the plane.

-“no sir you can’t.”

-“I know how.”

anonymous asked:

but is jean moreau an art hoe??? does he love writing??poetry??what's his major?? is he into science??will he cover up his tattoo or will he get it removed?? WHAT'S HIS RELATIONSHIP TO FRANCE ,,,does he like Jeremy's parents,,, bee, PlS give us the sequel of ur jean moreau hcs (the more random the better )after u feel better !!!💖💖get well sooooon

IM ALIVE (mostly)

  • jean is halfway through his raven-approved sports science degree, so he sticks with it at usc because it’s too much effort to change. he doesn’t care at all about it, and won’t ever use it, but he’s a solid b student
  • he’s really super clueless about doing things for pleasure when he arrives in california (hobbies are for other people, not for ravens, and especially not for him). he really likes to read though, especially fiction - fantasy, sci fi, stuff like that
  • (remember how he canonically calls kevin’s history books boring. iconic, tbh)
  • he likes to go to art museums. it’s quiet and he can look at stuff and just be. still. laila goes with him because jeremy has the attention span of a happy dog most of the time and starts crawling the walls after a half hour, which jean does NOT appreciate
  • jeremy likes to watch movies, and jean is happy to sit with him but he’s picky about what they watch because he finds them triggering quite a lot. thankfully jeremy generally likes to watch disney films and romances, because he just likes to relax while they’re on. if he wants to watch anything else, he does it with Laila, who is a complete movie buff
  • jean doesn’t like to get up early. that’s because he sleeps best when the sun is already up, but eventually it just turns to him enjoying sleeping as much as he likes
  • jean leaves the tattoo on his face. it’s just another scar
  • he gets more tattoos, delicate blackwork that hide under his clothes for the most part. feathers on his shoulders, a heart in lace between his shoulder blades, an enclosed circle of night sky on his chest, a partridge flying from an open cage on his thigh. they’re not secrets, but they’re his, just like the rest of his body
  • jean doesn’t remember much of france and what he does remember is intrinsically tied up with his parents (not fond memories) so he mostly doesn’t think about it. i think he goes back one day though, to reclaim it for himself as an inextricable part of his history, and he ends up falling in love with it when he does
  • (picture: jean moreau speaking french because there’s no one left alive to stop him, dragging along his boyfriend who mostly has to communicate via charades in the little towns outside of paris where no one cares to speak english. standing wind-whipped on a beach in normandy laughing at jeremy as he shivers in a lot of layers because “france is meant to be warm jean”. eating pastries each morning, and going down to the patisserie to pick them up. exploring paris (holding hands). not going anywhere near jean’s family because why would they, really. going to marseille anyway because he belongs there as much as they do)
  • jean is terrified of making a bad impression with jeremy’s parents, so he’s completely over-the-top polite and awkward at first. they like him anyway, because, though neither of them know it, they aren’t that quiet when they talk out on the front porch on summer nights, and their conversation is audible through bug screen, you know, if someone happened to be standing there. jean doesn’t trust them for a long time, but he kinda likes them anyway
  • jeremy’s dad likes to read the same genres as jean. they recommend books to each other. he’s one of the few people jean communicates with outside of the team. they email
  • jeremy’s mom always coerces jean into helping cook when he’s around, because he’s useless and she wants to make sure he has some life skills when he graduates. she does not tell jean this. jeremy does, though
  • jean likes cats. jeremy jokes that jean is catlike because he likes to nap in the sun. they get a cat at some point. jean jokes that they don’t need to get a dog because jeremy is a golden retriever. alvarez laughs so hard she chokes

anon request;; headcanons for dating alex

•Alex is always sleepy. let him sleep whenever bc if he doesn’t at least get a cat nap he’s gonna be pressed and grumpy.

•omg ur gonna have to physically force him to stop working bc this lil shit is non stop (*wink wink*)

•ok but imagine if you’re trying to distract him from working and he won’t look at you, so you go change into some rlly hot lingerie and go back to his work space and ur like “Alex, baby please look at me” and he sighs deeply and then looks up at you and seems that lil lacy number on you and is shook™ and he shuts his laptop and comes over to you and whispers in ur ear “Are you trying to impress your daddy, princess?” fuckcuxjns i have to write a smut like that.

•when he’s working long hours (tbh when is he not) he comes home w flowers for you and showers you with kisses and apologies and he’s super soft

•he’s such a cuddle bug omg. he’s always down for cuddles. always. even when he’s working. just give him the puppy dog eyes and pout your lip and he’s done for

•sex is big in your relationship. it’s not just about the sex (even tho it’s gr9) but it’s about the intimacy and the love and all that soft stuff. (if ur ace,, than change the sex thingy to kissing or cuddling, ok)

•he almost always wakes up before you and he wakes you up with little kisses around your face and when you finally get up he begs you to make breakfast for the both of you.

•sometimes,,, he’ll wake you up,,, by going down under the sheets ;;;)))))


•king of oral!!

•he’s defff more of a giver.

•daddy kink ™

•white lace is his fav to see on you.

•omg he’s usually a dom but when he’s had a really bad day and he’s stressed he becomes soo submissive and he calls you mistress or something and it’s so hot omjshshsh

•he grunts a lot and his moans are drawn out. he also compliments you a lot while y'all are going at it

•you always cum first. always.

•when you give him blowjobs, look him in the eye bc that gets him off so qUICK

•i’m bein 100% serious. if you make eye contact with him while letting him fuck your mouth he’s gonna nut so quick

•quickies at his work

•quickies at your work

•quickies in gwash’s office (sorry george)

•quickies in the hallway

•makeup sex

•shower sex

•just a lot of sex you guys omgg.

exo in bed


  • really really sensual sex 
  • wants to let you know that he loves every part of your body 
  • body worship 
  • he’s really rough, but somehow manages to still convey his love, even though he’s literally fucking you so hard that the headboard is shaking
  • teasing 
  • dirty talk 
  • more of a light grunter than a moaner 
  • is a dom, like you can believe you’re in control but we all know you’re not 
  • sometimes he lets you ride him but most of the time he tops you 


  • yeah everyone in the fandom jokes about daddy suho but i don’t actually think he has a daddy kink 
  • he probably finds it a bit weird to call someone something you’d usually call your father at a young age…
  • he’s a gentleman 
  • vanilla sex but it’s not really 
  • depends on the mood
  •  he’s a bit kinky but won’t exactly tell you
  •  he just wants you to be comfortable
  •  moaner, heavy breather expect a lot of body worship  he won’t do any type of bondage 
  • as long as you’re both being pleased he’s a happy camper
  •  lots of aftercare too but seriously, everyone should do aftercare, whether it’s a small wet rag, or a nice bath. 
  • you both deserve it, plus who wants to go to bed with sticky stuff all over you. 
  • no one does.
  • uhm, body worship king!
  • lots and lots of praise
  •  he’s a switch but prefers to dom 
  • he enjoys topping but doesn’t mind when you ride him
  •  vanilla sex some days, and other days it’s just straight up sex.
  •  will never degrade you, like ever. 
  • degrade probably isn’t even a word in zhang yixing’s dictionary 
  • heavy breather he’s really fast paced
  • have you seen him dance during artificial love?
  • actually have you seen any of them dance during artificial love?
  • expect a nice shower afterwards, because this is zhang yixing, the world’s sweetest dude.


  • playful switch
  • highkey kinky 
  • hands, that’s all i have to say
  • he knows what to do with those hands 
  • lots of giggling
  • sometimes though, when he’s in the mood, and dom baekhyun has taken over the only sounds coming from your bedroom will definitely not be giggling 
  • high sex drive 
  • like really high 
  • he’s a horn dog lmao 
  • really sweet and cuddly baekhyun afterwards though 


  • heavy breather, moaner
  • kim jongdae has vocals !
  • lots and lots of moaning from him
  • enjoys giving hickeys 
  • receiving? not so much 
  • switch but prefers to dom 
  • enjoys cowgirl 
  • also enjoys topping 
  • will not ever do public sex 
  • has a nice warm rag on the night stand already 
  • probably won’t fall asleep right away 
  • expect smiley jongdae after sex 
  • another horn dog in exo 


  • a growler
  • wait is that an actual word? im gonna assume it is alright let’s continue on
  • dirty talk 
  • sloppy 
  • like he’s in a rush almost
  • if you’d beg for him it’d definitely boost his ego
  • really grabby 
  • like he’s grabbing for your ass, then your boobs, etc. 
  • happy chanyeol afterwards
  • knocks out after making sure you’re happy and in nice clothes again 


  • dom, dom, dom, dom, dom, dom, dom, dom
  • like he looks cute on the outside but he’s a dom
  • wants to feel needed?
  • like he’ll definitely tease you until you’re practically begging for him 
  • he’s only vanilla on certain occasions tbh 
  • his voice oh my god 
  • we all now about r&b!kyungsoo 
  • his voice woud be so soothing 
  • he’s a dirty talker 
  • aftercare and a little movie & cuddles afterwards 


  • okay so sex with kai is actual sex with kai, not jongin 
  • like not the shy pup jongin but it’s sex with exo’s lead stripper dancer kai 
  • he’s got really precise hip movements
  • really fast 
  • he’s not big on giving oral but he’d never reject a bj 
  • i feel like he’s a secret horn dog?
  • enjoys it when you ride him because he can get lazy sometimes
  • back to jongin afterwards full of soft giggles and lots of cuddles 


  • switch 
  • really doesn’t care who tops 
  • just wants to receive and give pleasure
  • if he gives your oral he expects it back you know?
  • kind of shy 
  • but after a few times he’s not really shy 
  • heavy breather 
  • it’s not realy love making?
  • that’s only sometimes 
  • tires sehun he falls asleep immediately 
  • probably sleeps nude too 
lady and the tramp

summary: Patton hides a dog in Virgil’s room, resulting in an unlikely bond.

characters: patton, virgil

pairings: none

a/n: this is shorter than I’d like it to be but I’ve been very busy and tbh I’m just glad I can post something (and I can always write more of it if you guys like it)! I took this prompt from @the-sanders-snides and it was a lot of fun to write! hope you enjoy! This is also a Human!AU

“Why my room? I mean, there’s a reason nobody ever comes in here.”

“Exactly!” Patton exclaimed. He was sitting on Virgil’s bed, arms wrapped cozily around an Australian Shepherd; the dog looked very happy as her ears were scratched, and she would lick Patton’s wrist from time to time. “No one will ever find her in here!”

Virgil did not have a problem with doing something fun behind Logan’s back- in fact, he encouraged it, especially something as innocent as this. It was just that what if…


Virgil focused back in on reality, and Patton gazing up at him seriously. “Did we or did we not check, double check, and triple check to make sure that it’s safe in here for her?”

Virgil sighed. “Yeah, but-”

“And we have food and water for her, and we know what times Logan will be out so we can take her for walks. And I told you, I’ve already taken her to the vet.” Patton smiled softly. “It’s good that you’re so worried about her, but everything’s taken care of. Alright?”

Virgil pursed his lips and hung his head. “Alright,” he conceded. “She can stay in here.”

“Great!” Patton beamed; he gave the dog one last kiss before standing up. “I’ll be back from work in a few hours! Make sure you keep her water bowl filled!” He ruffled Virgil’s hair before bounding out of the room.

The moment he was alone, every intrusive thought that was often banished by Patton’s natural UV radiation wriggled back into his mind, reminding him what would happen if he forgot to refill her food bowl, if he fell asleep and Logan came in, if she started barking, if Patton or Logan or Roman or all three never came back, and he had to care for her all by himself.

He felt something touch his hand; when Virgil looked down, he saw that their new dog had hopped down from the bed and was licking his fingers; when he moved them away, she paused before smiling up at him, eyes sparkling.

Virgil couldn’t help but smile back, feeling his shoulders untense. He reached over and scratched behind her ears; at least he knew that doing this, he couldn’t hurt her.

“And what’s your name?” he asked, reaching for her collar and finding a silver circle hanging from it. Engraved into it was one word.


Virgil rolled his eyes. Roman’s choice, of course- his price for not telling Logan was to be able to name the poor thing after a Disney character.

Though, now that he was looking at her, he realized that she did seem to have a more…refined appearance, in the way she held herself, in the way she would cock her head to the side to peer at him. Well, refined for a dog.

Virgil sat down on the floor next to her, petting her ears and neck. “Don’t tell Roman, but I think the name Lady really suits you.”

In response, Lady leaned forward and licked his nose. Virgil rubbed at it with his hoodie sleeve, but chuckled. She seemed to sense his positive response and licked at his cheek this time, repeating the action twice more; Virgil couldn’t hold in his laughter, now, letting his arms drape around her.

“Alright, alright, I guess you can stay,” he said, and rested his head against hers.

Three soft knocks sounded outside Virgil’s door.

“Kiddo?” Patton called. “You doing okay?”

There was no response, and no soft padding of feet making their way to the door to open it. He knocked again; it was only ten pm, hours and hours before Virgil usually fell asleep, so there was a good chance he was most likely drowning everything out with that music he enjoyed blasting through his headphones. Seeing as there was no response, he figured it would be alright to peek in.

The lights were still on, but Virgil wasn’t sitting on the floor, or at his desk; Patton’s eyes grazed over the room until they landed on the bed. There was Lady, all curled up, tail tucked underneath her, eyes shut.

And cuddling into her from behind was Virgil.

His nose was pressed into the top of her head, his chest was touching her back, and his left arm was draped across her, hand loose over her underbelly, as if he had dozed off while petting her. His bangs had fallen across his forehead, just the way he liked them to when he was awake, but they still couldn’t hide the soft freckles speckled across his nose, the gentle shadow of his eyelashes across his cheeks—

Patton realized with a jolt in his chest that he had never seen Virgil so relaxed before.

With practiced caution, Patton reached over and eased the noise-cancelling headphones off of Virgil’s head, taking his phone as well and plugging it into the charger on the bedside table.

Next, he took the blanket that was bunched up at the bottom of the bed and pulled them up to Virgil’s shoulder; he wondered if Virgil was simply used to the frigid temperature he kept his room at, or if he used it as an excuse to always wear his signature hoodie.

He rested his hand on Lady’s neck. “Good girl,” he whispered.

With that, Patton left, shutting the lights before shutting the door, leaving Virgil and Lady to sleep.