he looks like a dog tbh

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oh, i love it when he says so seriously, with his gun in my back, “honey, close your eyes and think of england. just for one second.” oh, louis, louis, do you love me? louis quartorze, make love to me 👄❤

neil puts his hand in andrew’s hair and says ‘thank you’ and andrew just glares.
‘it wasn’t for you.’
‘mhmmm’ neil smirks and andrew looks like he wants to murder him.
‘pink suits you’ neil says with the biggest puppy dog eyes. 

↳ from this amazing headcanon by @collivers 

RFA DOGS HC :)

So I decided to do a little collaboration with the beautiful @sketchyy-pencil with using her art as inspiration to write HCS for the cute doggies c: I have her permission to use her art. The drawings are hers and you can find the post HERE with their names HERE



Zen’s Dog: Jun the Siberian Husky

  •  He was hungry for love… hungry for being wanted… hungry for someone to run up to him and welcome him home…. but also… someone to be there for him as a friend…..who looks up to him…. THAT IS WHY HE GOT A DOG.  Dogs are loyal, love you unconditionally, will welcome you home, will look up to you, THEY ARE A MANS/WOMENS BEST FRIEND COME ON. He went to a breeder, and found this dog who was being ignored by everyone else. All of its brother and sisters were playing without him and when hew white dog tried to play with them, they growled at him and he walked away. THE FEELS WERE HIT OKAY. ZEN WAS GETTING THOSE FLASHBACKS AND HE RAN TO THE DOG AND HUGGED HIM SAYING THAT HE WILL BE HIS NEW FATHER. He took the puppy home and educated himself on how to take care of a husky. 
  • Look, Zen becomes the way Jumin is with Elizabeth the 3rd. Zen practices his lines with the dog. He got a little care seat on his motorcycle so the dog can go with him to his special place. You do not fuck with his dog. The dog is like an exact replica of Zen. White fur with Red eyes making all the other dogs want to be him or want to be with him. The dog is really there for Zen in a emotional level. They both know how it is to be ignored and not loved. Okay TBH, Jun rarely gets dog food, he gets meat, chicken, ham, all that good stuff. Zen makes sure he runs the the fat off so he doesn’t get sick D: He makes sure the dog takes frequent ice baths c: He loves to go to the park and play catch with his doggie. They cant be there for long because of fans wanting to take pictures. BEST BELIEVE THIS DOG IS THERE POSING FOR THE PHOTO

Yoosung’s Dog: Rin the Corgi

  • Yoosung was tired of feeling lonely all the time and he decided to do something about it. He decided to join a new club at campus and he decided to join the CORGI APPRECIATION SQAUD club. He always wanted to be apart of a squad so he was an active member c: He started to find appreciation to the breed and decided to get one of his own c: The club gave him directions to this adoption center and thats where he met his best friend RIN THE CORGI :,D Rin was Yoosungs hype dog! Yoosung bought LOL shirts for her and everything. He loVES PLAYING WITH HER TINY LITTLE LEGS!!! HE LIKS TO FLICK IT AND SING TO HER WHILE HE RUBS HER BELLY. SHE BRINGS HIM HAPPINESS. LIKE HE BUYS PAJAMAS FOR HER AND EVERYTHING. REASON TO LIVE. REASON TO DO GOOD IN SCHOOL. SHE IS JUST A GOOD GIRL. LOVES TO HUG. SHE TRIPS SOMETIMES BUT ITS OKAY. YOOSUNG PICKS HER UP AND TAPS HER BUT A BIT. 
  • BONUS
    • HE TOOK HER A SHOWER. HE FILLED HIS TUB HALF WAY. PLOPPED HER IN WITH GOGGLES AND EVERYTHING. HER BUTT FUCKING FLOATED. HE LEGIT CRIED CAUSE IT WAS TOO CUTE. 

Saeran’s Dog: Ciel the Doberman

  • Saeran actually met Ciel in the worst way possible. Ciel was Saerans personal guardian angel.
  • When Rika manipulated Saeran to join Mint Eye, he wasn't “conditioned” yet. He didnt know what Rika meant by that but 2 months later he was locked in the basement with little food and water. Men wearing white robes and black masks came in the basement and hosed down Saeran leaving him soaked and wet. They have him eat special food 3 times a day and thats all he gets. He doesn’t have clothes or a blanket. He just has a mattress and a pillow. He couldn’t believe Saeyoung would trade his freedom for his brother. Rika finally was convincing him that Saeyoung left him to die and that he must be cleansed by the lord. “The enemy is the RFA. The stole my happiness away from me. My main target is my own flesh and blood Saeyoung Choi. Mission? To Kill Him.” That was all he was thinking about when he was holding himself in the night trying to spread warmth throughout his body. Later in the night, he heard rapid footsteps around the basement. He thought it was a rat but he rubbed his eyes to try and see better. His vision cleared a bit and he saw a white puppy hiding behind one of the boxes holding bread in its mouth. The puppy looked at Saeran and ran into one of the empty boxes. Saeran went closer to the pups territory and kneeled down extending its hand so the puppy can know Saeran means no harm. The puppy trusted him and from that day on, the dog shared its stolen meal with Saeran and cuddled with him in the night so they both can stay warm. 
  • However one afternoon, the puppy was hiding in its box waiting for nightfall to sneak out and grab food. The puppies nap was rudely interrupted when Rika and her followers barged into the basement to beat up Saeran because they accused him of stealing food. The three masked men were punching and kicking him leaving Saeran defenseless. The puppy didn’t think twice leaving his hidden box and went to attack the men. The puppy was biting their legs as if they were pieces of meat protecting his friend. Rika saw what was happening and was about to attack the puppy till Saeran interfered and protected his friend. Saeran finally decided to fully join her and her cult if they let him and his friend live like decent beings. Rika agreed knowing the medicine was now taking affect. She gave them a room and Chef to feed them and everything. From that day on, they were eachs other ride or die.

Jihyun/V’s Dog: Angel the Australian Shepard 

  • Angel traveled around the world with V. She is a very loyal and friendly dog. The only problem V had with Angel is that for an odd reason, she hated Rika. Whenever Rika walked into the room, Angel growled and walked away. When Rika tried to cuddle with V, Angel jumped on the couch and sat on his lap demanding attention. Rika hated Angel and Angel hated her. She tried to convince V to get rid of Angel because her excuse was it was “damaging the relationship”. He told her no that he rather lose her than Angel. Angel barked and slept with V while Rika was planning on a thing called Mint Eye. Rika told V about her idea and Angel went and laid on top of V and growled at her. A sun can always disappear but an Angel will always be there.

MC’s Dog: Shin the Dalmatian

  • This dog is legit the worse dog guard ever. Zen convinced MC to get a dog to make sure she is safe and protected. She told Zen she already had a dog and that her name was Shin and that she was your pride and joy. The whole RFA felt better knowing you had a dog there ready to protect its master from any harms way. 
    • V saw the messages and began to freak out thinking the dog could possibly smell the bomb so he just never logged back in LMAO IM SORRY  HE HAS IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO 
  • However, MC didnt tell them that Shin is the most friendliest dog ever. She plays with everyone and loves to play little jokes. MC usually smiled because Shin had the same personality as the person who gave MC the adorable Dalmatian, MC’s grandfather c: Whenever she had to make phone calls or answer emails for the party, Shin was mostly annoyed because she wasn’t getting any attention
  • BONUS
    • When MC heard her window shattered she was frighten seeing a white haired man in her home. She knew that was Unknown but before she could say anything, Shin jumped ontop of the man knocking him to the floor. Shin was wagging her tail with a ball in her mouth. Unknown did not expect that reaction. 
      • EXTRA BONUS 
        • Unknown started to play fetch with Shin and joined them for dinner eating spaghetti with them. 

Seven’s Dog: Chip the Shibu Inou 

  • He was inspired to get this dog because he saw a meme on social media about Doge and he wanted one so bad. Screw Elly, if she didnt want or need his love, he was going to give it to someone who needs it. He decided to go to a shelter hoping he can find famous meme breed and after 8 different shelters, he couldn’t find the meme breed D: He was beginning to lose hope but he decided to try one more shelter. When he entered the shelter, he saw a 7 month year old Shibu Inu and he screeched like a little girl. He ran towards their cage and was beginning to baby talk to it. He paid for the papers and everything. He didnt prepare to have a animal in its home, so he fed it honey buddah chips. When the dog stuck his face inside the bag it got stuck and Seven began laughing. He removed the bag from the puppies face and noticed there was a chip on it heads. He decided to call his perfect companion Chip :) Short for Honey Buddha Chips :) The thing he loves the most is named after his love :,D 
  • Seven decided to wear a Shibu Inu costume and slept on the floor with Chip so Chip wouldn’t feel lonely :,) After a couple of days later, he brought chip to sleep with him in his bed because the floor was getting uncomfortable. When Chip started to sleep with Seven, Sevens nightmare started to fade away. The guilt he carried inside his head and heart was being cured by chip, but it didnt mean his episodes stopped. One night Seven was having episodes when he was coding because he thought he saw a code saying “Saeran” in binary and he totally lost it. He fell to the ground crying grabbing his own hair. Chip grabbed a potato and ran to Seven giving the potato to him. He then went on his lap and cuddle him giving of “I’m here, everything will be okay vibes” :)

Jumin’s Dog: King Charles the German Shepard 

  • Jumin only thought about getting a dog because he was getting tired of Saeyoung trying to sneak into his pent house and grab Elizabeth 3rd. 
  • He knew Saeyoung could get past the guards and fuck up the security system easily, so he decided to tell Assistant Kang to look for breeder that has the highest qualifications to breed guard dogs. He finally got the information from Assistant Kang and personally went with Elizabeth 3rd to find the perfect dog to protect Elizabeth. Of course Elizabeth must come along to help him find the perfect dog that is suitable for her taste. He had Elizabeth the 3rd in his arms with security guards around him because he was paranoid a dog might react aggressively seeing a precious feline. 
  • He entered the training camp and noticed how obedient the dogs where, but they already belong to the trainers. The breeder took him to the 1-2 year old dogs who matured enough to be obedient. He walked in the special area and there was this black German Shepard that has been eyeing Jumin and Elizabeth from far away. Jumin didnt notice because he was noticing how Elizabeth the 3rd was feeling a bit nervous. Jumin didnt notice that there was an untrained angry dog on the lose and it was heading towards Elizabeth the 3rd. Elizabeth knew she was in danger and jumped out of her fathers arm and ran for it, she put Forest Gump to shame, she was having her own kitty Vietnam flashbacks. Jumin notice the angry dog about to attack Elizabeth till a black German Shepard who’ve been observing the whole situation decided to attack the other dog and defend Elizabeth. The two dogs were fighting till the owner of the untrained dog got a hold of the rude dog and took him back to his cage for training. Jumin ran quickly to the fierce black German Shepard and notice it had a bite mark around its neck. He noticed Elizabeth 3rd climb onto the back of the dog and licked the battle wound and Jumin fell in love with the dog. He bought the dog right away and he was preparing paperwork to sue the trainer for almost hurting his precious feline. He welcomed King Charles with open arms because it saved his heart, his everything, Elizabeth 3rd. 
  • BONUS
    • Jumin left a camera in the penthouse and camped out in his car to see if King Charles can do his job 
      • 1 hour later Seven sneaked in and right when he made it pass the kitchen, King Charles attacked Seven by barking and chasing him off the penthouse. 
        • Jumin trained him to not the hurt the RFA but to scare them LMAO 
          • when he noticed everything on the camera, he bought King Charles a diamond collar. 

Jaehee’s Dog: Mocha the Beagle

  • This precious little Beagle is Jaehees best friend. She is always waiting for Jaehee to come home from a long day of being Jumins slave. She picked up Mocha while she kicked off her shoes and threw her fake as glasses on the couch. She gave Mocha a quick kiss on her adorable forehead and gently flicked her long soft ears. UGH MOCHAS EARS. 
  • Jaehee then went to kitchen and placed Mocha on the chair and began talking to Mocha about her day while making coffee. People may not believe her when she tells them, but Mocha actually responds back by giving different variations of a bark. If she disagrees with something, mostly what Jumin makes her do, Mocha gives a mad bark with a little growl. If she agrees, she barks happily with a little pant. 
  • Jaehee just smiles at her canine thanking the moment she first met Mocha. 
  • *flashback*
  • It was a heavy rainstorm that on particular night and Mr. Han offered to take Jaehee to her apartment because she took a cab to work. She politely agreed and hold and umbrella over Mr. Hans head so he wouldn’t get wet. 
    • Her whole left shoulder was soaking wet but she had to do it for her boss. They were halfway there to the limo but she heard a faint cry. She stopped and Mr. Han got a bit week and looked annoyed. He was tugging her to continue walking but she didnt. She kept looking for the noise and saw a box with a little head poking outside of it. She dragged Mr. Han to the car and pushed him inside and ran back to help the helpless creature. She almost lost her job but she knows Jumin cant find no one better than her. :)

anonymous asked:

yoi thing where every time victuuri do the diddly doo makkachin starts scratching the door and whimpering because he thinks victor is hurting yuuri from the Noises™ ... a good doggo

“Victor,” Yuuri moans, hands gripping the bedsheets.

Victor tangles one hand in Yuuri’s hair and keeps the other firmly on his hip, holding him in place. He leans forward and kisses his way down the back of his neck and then his shoulder, nipping on the blade. Yuuri groans again, burying his face in the pillow to try and muffle his noises. “Yuuri, I–”

There’s a whimpering and scratching from outside of the door.

Victor stills, slightly, and Yuuri moans again, shifting his hips backwards. “Don’t stop.”

“Makka cried,” Victor explains, and squeezes Yuuri’s hip. Reluctantly, he pulls out, and Yuuri whimpers, entire body shuddering at the loss. “Hang on.”

“Makkachin is crying?” Yuuri asks, paying more attention now that the words have set in. “Is he okay?”

Victor pulls on boxers, wincing as he does so, and then swings open the door. “Makka?”

Makkachin leaps onto the bed, lands on top of Yuuri and starts licking his face. “Makkachin!” Yuuri yelps, scrambling to cover himself with the bedsheets. “Makka, now isn’t… Now isn’t a good time…”

“I think he was worried about you,” Victor sighs, petting his dog on the head. “What with all of the noises you were making.” At that, Victor grins, and Yuuri laughs, cheeks tinted pink.

“He came to protect me from you,” Yuuri jokes. “Good boy. But can we please continue where we left off?”

“Shoo, Makka, we’ll come play with you in a minute, I promise. You’ve got your new toy in the kitchen, don’t you? Your new distraction?”

Makkachin looks unimpressed. He’s still watching Yuuri, tilting his head to the side with confusion. As though trying to confirm whether or not he’s okay. “I’m fine, Makka,” Yuuri promises. “Your papa was just… Um…” He glances at Victor, desperate for help.

“We were playing, like how you play with your toys,” Victor promises, then gestures for Makkachin to get down from the bed. The dog does so, still unconvinced. “Now we need to… Finish playing. Please.

He doesn’t leave the room. Victor buries his face in his hands. Yuuri gives Makkachin a pleading look. “Makka… Go see your toy. I’ll be quiet, I promise.”

Eventually, Makkachin obeys, but two minutes later there’s more scratching on the door – this time, though, Makkachin thinks Victor is in pain.

You Look Delicious

“I’m not arguing I’m explaining why I’m right” “Babe look, babe, babe, babe, babe, BAAAABE” with Tom Holland thank you

Originally posted by takemespidey

(NOT MY GIF)

Y/N is trying to explain why waffles are better than pancakes and Tom finds it adorable. Lots and LOTS of fluff.


I awoke to the sun peaking through the curtains, causing me to stir and turn on my side to face my boyfriend, Tom. His chest rose and fell slightly with the rhythm of his breath, his arm still wrapped around me from the night before.

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Dating Park Chanyeol...

* Laying on the couch in his studio while watching him make music
* You two eventually falling asleep together on it
* Early mornings
* Waking up to his legs litERALLY ENGULFING YOU
* “Squirt”
* He would most definitely put things on high shelves just to see you struggle
* “KNOCK IT OFF CHANYEOL!”
* Tickle fights
* Him trying to cook for you but burning everything
* But when you cook for him, he thinks it’s so attractive
* He’ll come up behind you and put his arms around your waist while kissing your neck
* “Kitten this looks so good, but I’m hungry for something else”
* dADDY KINK
* OH MY GOD BOI
* CAN U EVEN IMAGINE
* HE WOULD BE SO AGGRESSIVE
* LIKE HE WOULD PICK YOU UP AND THROW YOU ON THE BED
* Spanking 100%
* He would whimper while your riding him
* Soft morning sex
* Where he tells you how cute you are as he’s slowing thrusting into you
* He would growl when you pull on his hair
* Master of overstimulation
* Like he wouldn’t stop until you’ve came like 5 or 6 times
* Letting you wear his sweaters
* Buying you matching ones tbh
* He would be so protective of you
* And he would hate to see you upset
* Like it would make him so stressed out that he would cry
* The smollest babe honestly
* Long cuddle sessions
* Trying to sit on your lap when your watching tv
* “Chanyeol, you’re not a dog”
* He would just look at you
* And bark
* And you’d question why you even like him
* When you guys shower together, he would beg you to let him wash your hair
* Late night walks
* You two would always share new music finds with eachother
* And he would write songs about you
* And then shyly let you listen
* Hiding his face in his hoodie
* You would try to pry his hands off his sweater while telling him how much you loved the song
* Eventually getting his face out and kissing him all over
* Him giggling like the child he is
* Dating your best friend 💕

Sorry this is so long but Chanyeol is my ultimate bias and I’m 135% trash so 😊 also thank you anon for requesting this and I hope you liked it! Feel free to drop by my message box any time you’re so sweet 💖 as always requests are open!

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anonymous asked:

but is jean moreau an art hoe??? does he love writing??poetry??what's his major?? is he into science??will he cover up his tattoo or will he get it removed?? WHAT'S HIS RELATIONSHIP TO FRANCE ,,,does he like Jeremy's parents,,, bee, PlS give us the sequel of ur jean moreau hcs (the more random the better )after u feel better !!!💖💖get well sooooon

IM ALIVE (mostly)

  • jean is halfway through his raven-approved sports science degree, so he sticks with it at usc because it’s too much effort to change. he doesn’t care at all about it, and won’t ever use it, but he’s a solid b student
  • he’s really super clueless about doing things for pleasure when he arrives in california (hobbies are for other people, not for ravens, and especially not for him). he really likes to read though, especially fiction - fantasy, sci fi, stuff like that
  • (remember how he canonically calls kevin’s history books boring. iconic, tbh)
  • he likes to go to art museums. it’s quiet and he can look at stuff and just be. still. laila goes with him because jeremy has the attention span of a happy dog most of the time and starts crawling the walls after a half hour, which jean does NOT appreciate
  • jeremy likes to watch movies, and jean is happy to sit with him but he’s picky about what they watch because he finds them triggering quite a lot. thankfully jeremy generally likes to watch disney films and romances, because he just likes to relax while they’re on. if he wants to watch anything else, he does it with Laila, who is a complete movie buff
  • jean doesn’t like to get up early. that’s because he sleeps best when the sun is already up, but eventually it just turns to him enjoying sleeping as much as he likes
  • jean leaves the tattoo on his face. it’s just another scar
  • he gets more tattoos, delicate blackwork that hide under his clothes for the most part. feathers on his shoulders, a heart in lace between his shoulder blades, an enclosed circle of night sky on his chest, a partridge flying from an open cage on his thigh. they’re not secrets, but they’re his, just like the rest of his body
  • jean doesn’t remember much of france and what he does remember is intrinsically tied up with his parents (not fond memories) so he mostly doesn’t think about it. i think he goes back one day though, to reclaim it for himself as an inextricable part of his history, and he ends up falling in love with it when he does
  • (picture: jean moreau speaking french because there’s no one left alive to stop him, dragging along his boyfriend who mostly has to communicate via charades in the little towns outside of paris where no one cares to speak english. standing wind-whipped on a beach in normandy laughing at jeremy as he shivers in a lot of layers because “france is meant to be warm jean”. eating pastries each morning, and going down to the patisserie to pick them up. exploring paris (holding hands). not going anywhere near jean’s family because why would they, really. going to marseille anyway because he belongs there as much as they do)
  • jean is terrified of making a bad impression with jeremy’s parents, so he’s completely over-the-top polite and awkward at first. they like him anyway, because, though neither of them know it, they aren’t that quiet when they talk out on the front porch on summer nights, and their conversation is audible through bug screen, you know, if someone happened to be standing there. jean doesn’t trust them for a long time, but he kinda likes them anyway
  • jeremy’s dad likes to read the same genres as jean. they recommend books to each other. he’s one of the few people jean communicates with outside of the team. they email
  • jeremy’s mom always coerces jean into helping cook when he’s around, because he’s useless and she wants to make sure he has some life skills when he graduates. she does not tell jean this. jeremy does, though
  • jean likes cats. jeremy jokes that jean is catlike because he likes to nap in the sun. they get a cat at some point. jean jokes that they don’t need to get a dog because jeremy is a golden retriever. alvarez laughs so hard she chokes

anonymous asked:

yo umm. a bad case of food poisoning has really messed me up so if you've got any fluffy headcanons lying around, I'd love ya forever. But please, no food mentions. I'm still struggling to keep water down. (Also I ADORE your writing ❤️)

aww i really hope you feel better soon! and thank you so much! here’s some fluffy concepts for you to imagine


a puppy + kaz. it’s a stray inej stumbles upon in a cold desolate alley and adopts. she asks kaz to look after him while she’s gone. even though he refuses she sneaks him into the slat just before she leaves. kaz doesn’t know until he has a nightmare that night about inej + slavers and he wakes to this fluffy white dog on his chest, licking his face to calm him down. tbh the pup is lucky kaz didn’t react violently. it baffles kaz why he hadn’t. he pretends he hates the dog, like he’s only keeping him safe for inej, etc etc but at night when the pup begs to get in bed with him he invites him in and allows him to nestle against his side. whenever kaz is restless at night, the pup nudges him awake. kaz strokes his fur until they both fall asleep again, surprised by how much it soothes him.

flowers + wesper. is it canon that the van eck estate has endless grounds of flower gardens? because that’s how i envision it idk why. concept: they take naps there after long, stressful days. the sun burnishes the red in the wylan’s hair, jesper can’t stop staring, he puts flowers through wylan’s curls while he’s asleep. wylan goes the rest of the day with them in his hair without noticing until he gets ready for bed. he blushes redder than the rose petals he picks out of his tresses, jesper can’t stop laughing. some days in the garden wylan sketches and jesper uses his fabrikator powers to bleed the colors from the flowers into the pictures. wylan is proud and in awe of him.

magic tricks + helnik. matthias tries and mostly fails to do some basic disappearing coin tricks because kaz may be a demjin but his tricks are human and matthias wants to learn them too. nina watches him, laughing so hard she snorts. matthias’s glower softens into full beaming smiles whenever it happens. nina tries to convince him to give up and focus his attention on her. he never gives up. she understands when he makes jewelry “appear” from her hair and flowers from behind his back. 

anonymous asked:

can you talk about the liveshow and what you think? im feeling really anxious cause it seems phil isn't staying at their place and like dan seemed really angry and short tempered? like he kinda insinuated he hated the presents phil got him, he barely mentioned phil, he threw his phone down and said 'apparently im phils PR agent', he very clearly wasn't a fan of the tinder video. idk maybe im over-reacting and you can reassure me but the entire thing seemed so strange and it has me on high alert

hi love!!! i’m going to be honest, i definitely didn’t interpret any of these things the way that you did so i will do my best to try and go through each of the issues you brought up and explain why i didn’t see them in this live show–hopefully that will help you, and i think it will give me the space to also talk about some of the things that stood out to me a bit!! so your first concern is that it seems like phil isn’t staying in their place, by which i think you mean that phil isn’t living with dan? i can’t even articulate how wholeheartedly i disagree but i’ll try hahah. what we know is that phil left for two days literally two weeks ago in order to go to what they described as a family thing, and that now he’s gone for “a few days” again, for another “family thing.” i don’t see why there’s any reason at all to disbelieve these explanations or take them for anything more than what they are on face? we know phil has quite a large family with many random cousins and aunties and since dnp have been traveling so much in the last couple of months and are set to travel again in a few weeks for vidcon, and moreover phil is someone who values his family quite highly, it makes sense that he would maybe use of this downtime to catch up with them. and it fits that he’s not taking dan to these things bc dan has almost never gone to extended family events w phil that we know of (family weddings and the like) and he’s been expressing for the past few weeks how badly he just wants to be alone and not see any more ppl in order to decompress and recharge and get his creative juices flowing. 

but let’s jst say for argument’s sake that the “family thing” is an excuse to cover up something else that’s happening–i still do not see why phil not staying with dan is a reasonable conclusion.  like, w most things to do w dnp there is sometimes room for discussion and it could be better to consider both sides. for this though, there’s truly ZERO evidence to support this and plenty of evidence to refute it including but not limited to phil’s tv box sets behind dan when he does his live shows, the numerous pics phil has posted of them moving and then of him in rooms w the same furniture, decor, and hardwood floors that appear in dan’s pics, and the fact that like, it just wouldnt make any fucking sense for them to go through all this effort to lie about them not staying in the same place? what would they achieve out of not telling the truth about moving apart? and also why would dan then even mention phil going to “see his family?” isn’t that just drawing attention to something he is hypothetically trying to keep secret? i honestly can’t even believe this is something i have to take the time to address but it’s getting frustrating to see it keep cropping up (and i’m not blaming you anon bc ik how compelling conspiracy theories can be, but in this case there is truly no reason not to jst go w the evidence of your own eyes and trust in the fact that dnp are just as disgustingly happy in their domestic bliss as they appear to be.) if there IS some reason that the “family thing” is an excuse or a cover i think there are any number of more reasonable things that they could be covering–e.g. it’s v possible phil has something negative happening in his family right now like a sick relative; maybe phil is working on a solo project that requires him to be out of the house a bit to film or work at diff locations; maybe they’re BOTH working on a joint project but phil is taking care of parts of it and giving dan the time and space to rest and recharge. so many alternatives that make more sense than them living apart. 

to your point about dan’s mood, i definitely did not read him as being angry or short-tempered, and let me emphasize that i am remarkably sensitive to him getting into those more negative moods. in my opinion from watching dan so closely for so many months now, when dan is upset about something he tends to turn most of that ire inwards and it leads to a live show ripe with self-deprecating comments, repeated mentions of wanting death or his life being a joke with zero accompanying smiles or laughs, a lot of notices of negative comments in the chat, long rambles about his feelings or the general lack of direction in his life, etc. i think this live show was a good example of him being tired and nothing more, and that seems understandable given the general activity and socializing of the last week. he seemed lower energy with a lot less yelling and flailing about than he is normally prone to, but i didn’t get any of those really strong negative themes that he normally gets lost in when he’s not in a good mood. on the flip side he pretty confidently defended his decision to change his yt banner and icon, even tho he read out negative comments he laughed them off and assured everyone the changes are temporary, he seemed eager to spend a few days thinking about his next main channel vid and excited to have the time to put more creative effort into it, he was passionate and didn’t even qualify his opinions very much when he talked about wonder woman and the importance of representation and uk politics and the vital role of young people in the electorate, he was full of energy when he was discussing nintendo and steven universe and his other random interests. there were plenty of moments where he could have gone down a darker route but i actually thought that on the whole he kept the content of this show quite positive and light.

regarding his presents, i don’t think anything he said made it seem like he “hated” them? i mean he wasn’t super enthusiastic but that,, makes sense? given what he showed us and what he explained to us about them? w the fidget spinner it was a literal gag gift that he was underwhelmed by bc theyre litro not fun to use at all. makes sense. w the glass bulb tht predicts the weather i thought his tone was gently teasing and fond about how phil so would be the guy to find a nerdy gift like that and think it was awesome but dan the cold-hearted cynic obvi has to point out the lack of scientific merit lmao. but he was quick to defend it as well and state that he still thinks it’s a cool-looking object that he can look at, which honestly reminded me of the xmas present phil got dan with the inky dots suspended in water, and how dan said phil rly understood his need for calming, aesthetic looking things in order to soothe his mind. re: the plastic bonsai and the dog shirt from his family, both of those also seem like gag gifts and he was reacting accordingly bc they’re funny so he’s playing the necessary role of spurned gift-receiver in order for the joke to carry. and then w the sunflowers, i mean i found that whole bit v entertaining? it’s just a fun quirky fact about dan. he appreciates the thought and he’s still going to display the flowers, but it’s  funny as fuck to think about this giant ass man being afraid of literal sunflowers. and tbh i dont think this is the full haul of gifts he got. he’s sharing the ones he feels comfy sharing, the ones that are more joke-y and less personal and that make more entertaining stories for him to share, and that makes sense. i don’t think it needs to be interpreted more deeply in order to speculate on his general emotional state or his relationship w phil. 

you next stated he barely mentioned phil, and i think that makes sense given that he had a lot of non-phil-related things to get through in this ls. it’s clear there was a list of topics he wanted to discuss in his mind or maybe even written down that included his new graphic design, his birthday/the gift haul, uk politics, wonder woman, the gaming channel, new dinof vid. he tends to talk more about phil when there are fewer general topics he needs to touch on–this gives him space to just share a few domestic anecdotes. but this time around there were jst a lot of other issues to discuss and i think that’s fine? he’s his own person, he has perspectives he wants to share, he had a busy week and imo it’s not weird at all if sometimes he doesn’t have that much to say about his partner lmao 

he definitely did not throw his phone down after reading out the text from phil. and the “apparently i’m just phil’s PR agent” comment seemed soooo joke-y and fond to me, i actually thought it was incredibly cute. i get how tone is subjective and i suppose it’s open to interpretation and if you were reading that w this larger context of feeling as though dan was in a very negative mood, i understand why the comment may have struck you the wrong way, but to me i really found it to be a playful bants-y lil remark that fits very much w the way that dnp tease each other when they’re happy and flirty and whatnot 

finally, with respect to phil’s tinder video, i actually was struck by how far out of his way he seemed to go to defend phil for his behaviors? he said like multiple times “it’s not that weird” and tried to make everyone feel like we’ve all “been there,” which like,,, no. we haven’t all been there. wtf. if anything it felt like a classic sidelong defensive comment that dan makes where he is responding to criticism without really explicitly mentioning the criticism. since there were a few ppl who found the video a bit uncomfortable both bc of phil admitting to catfishing a random person online and bc of phil recommending tinder to an audience w a significant percentage of underage ppl, it’s v possible to me that dan saw some of that criticism and was sort of heading it off without fully getting into it. he did kind of laugh when he said “what a partnership” referring to tinder and phil, but i thought that was completely valid and in good spirit–i mean it really IS the unlikeliest and most random of partnerships and i think dan being somewhat openly aware of that is kind of funny and cool. moreover, his tone seemed fond (again) when he was talking about how he was cringing while actually watching the video. i mean a bunch of ppl had full on intense secondhand embarrassment while watching so i dont find that odd at all, and i honestly thought dan’s explanation of his own feelings seemed mild in comparison. im also interested in the fact that he’s going to be making his own tinder video though not one like phil’s, which, if it is the same one that he is going to putting creative energy into in the coming few days, opens up a whole realm of possibilities about how dan is possibly going to connect tinder to any of his own experiences. i’m curious and a lil nervous lmao. 

all in all i thought this live show was actually pretty decent. i mean it wasnt the most interesting as far as dan’s live shows go but it also certainly wasn’t off-puttingly negative for me either. i thought dan was quite honest about his emotions w many of the things he discussed and although he seemed exhausted he also seemed a little bit grateful and excited to get the chance to actually be alone in the coming days and think about his new video. im excited for him to get that chance and looking forward to see what it will be!!! and who knows,, maybe the time alone will finally convince him his new graphic design is trash and he’ll be inspired to change his banner/icons to things that aren’t Ugly ;)))

awalkingaesthetic  asked:

Every time I start to recover from this game I remember that V exists and then I am ABOARD THE FEELS TRAIN. FYI your headcanons are important. Anyway. I would be so incredibly psyched if you could write RFA + Minor Trio learning that MC has a horse, and their reaction to MC's Very Important Very Large Pet.

Fun fact my dad actually tried to get me to like horses as a child. I never really took to them. I have a healthy fear of large, muscly animals who can step on me. I only really like being stepped on by large, muscly women

Yoosung

  • OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A MOUNT LIKE IN LOLOL
  • HE WANTS TO FEEL LIKE A COOL KNIGHT WARRIOR MAN PLEASE TEACH HIM HOW TO RIDE YOUR HORSE
  • oh god being on top of a horse is scary they’re so tall
  • h e l p
  • You giggle as you lead Bloomington the III around the pasture with a terrified, squirming Yoosung on top of him. He tries to pretend that he’s Cool with this, because he wants to be a Cool Man, but he’s not cool.
  • he’s super not cool.
  • Luckily Bloomington is the chillest of horses, and he does not freak out with this strange blond wiggle-man being on top of him. He manages to stay on him for a good fifteen minutes before needing to get off and hyperventilate.
  • Despite being terrified, Yoosung also thought the experience was great, and wants to continue trying to get used to your horse. Eventually, you teach him how to ride your baby, and Yoosung is SO HAPPY.
  • SO DELIGHTED. 
  • HE LOVES YOUR VERY IMPORTANT VERY LARGE PET.
  • can the three of you join the SCA please

Zen

  • Zen is less thrilled with your very important, very large pet, because your very important, very large pet keeps trying to eat his hair.
  • He puts up with it, however, because your very important, very large pet is beautiful, and he loves posing with him.
  • The internet proceeds to blow up with photos of Zen the Prince on your gorgeous white horse, and you giggle when Bloomington the III becomes a minor celebrity for awhile.
  • People keep sending him treats. It’s adorable. You tell him how handsome he is and Zen gets a little jealous that he’s not getting all of your attention.
  • zen can deal with it. 
  • bloomy deseves it.

Jaehee

  • she. she doesn’t know how to feel about this’.
  • like. just.
  • he’s so big.
  • and so large.
  • and requires so much maintenance. 
  • But you love him dearly, and she loves you dearly, so she tries to get used to his presence.
  • At first, she won’t even come near him. She doesn’t say she isn’t interested, but she slips out of every offer you make to spend time together with him. She’ll watch him, but not much else, until one Valentine’s day when - in an effort to please you - she agrees to go on a walk with you and him.
  • It goes well. You see her smile. She says maybe another day like this wouldn’t be so bad.
  • Slowly, very very slowly, you get Jaehee acclimated to him. You have her feed him, have her pet him, and inch by inch, she starts falling in love with those big, brown eyes of his…
  • and the way you look in a jockey outfit, because HOOOOO DAMN DO THOSE RIDING BOOTS MAKE YOU LOOK MIGHTY FINE.
  • (like tbh her favorite part of horse maintenance is seeing you in your riding gear.)

Jumin

  • Jumin doesn’t Get horses, but he loves you, so he showers Bloomington the III with all the things a hose could want. It only increases in volume when you mention how hard it was growing up, and how you felt like Bloomy was the only creature in the world who understood you. Jumin gets it. He empathizes. And so, he wants to reward your horse for all of the company and comfort he’s given you throughout the years.
  • Toys, premium food, the best horse finery he can find… seriously, his man buys him a huge mcfreakin plot of land to do his horsey thing on.
  • He even tries to RIDE him, once you give him some lessons, though Jumin is a little absentminded and useless, so that doesn’t go entirely well.
  • He loves watching you with him, though, because you look so happy, and you’re always so very lovely when you’re happy.

707

  • are you kidding me
  • seven LOVES HORSES
  • you own a HORSE???!?
  • THAT’S THE COOLEST
  • You kinda have to reign Seven in around Bloomington tbh, because he’s a bit too hyperactive and horses don’t really like that. But oh man, once you get him calm
  • seven feeds him treats out of the palm of his hand and he has never looked happier in his entire life.
  • CAN HE ALSO GET A HORSE PL E A S E
  • (seven, no.)

V

  • he’s pretty shy around your horse tbh. He can’t see very well, and he’s not used to animals beyond cats and dogs, but Bloomy is so gentle and so good and V just melts when he nuzzles his hand and snorts on him.
  • He gets really interested in trying to photograph your precious equine pal. There’s some pretty interesting history with horse photography - people didn’t really get how horses moved until they could be captured on camera - and V thinks that historical background is neat.
  • You gallop and trot Bloomington around for V, letting him take his pictures, and you’re pretty sure that your diva of a pet enjoys the attention.
  • V eventually publishes a book of his horse photographs, and right on the very front page there’s a picture of you, riding him, and smiling with the sun in your hair.
  • (he says that one is his favorite.)

Unknown (Saeran)

  • Much like Seven, Saeran thinks your horse is great, but he’s way shyer about expressing his affection due to his severe emotional issues. With some coaxing, though, he consents to an introduction, and forming a relationship with Bloomington the III just… really… helps.
  • It’s healing for him, taking care of such an intelligent creature. He helps you clean his hooves, brush him, muck his stables, and you can see that he’s happy. It’s good work. Honest work. And at the end of the day, Saeran is rewarded with the love of an innocent, pure creature that doesn’t even understand the concept of evil.
  • Saeran gets so into horses, and when you start teaching him how to ride… it’s like the world has opened up for him.
  • After some time, he gets a horse of his own, and the two of you go on rides together through the countryside. It’s where Saeran belongs, out in nature, far away from the people who hurt him…
  • And he finally finds some measure of peace.

Vanderwood

  • “uh,” vanderwood says, swallowing something that is definitely not fear. “no thanks.”
  • To Vanderwood, horses are big, stinky, and smelly. They’re unpredictable, dangerous, and they just don’t get the appeal. And… they never really do get the appeal. Vandy just isn’t an animal person.
  • But they’re a YOU person, so they’re going to be as supportive as they can.
  • You can never really get them interacting with him, but they do go to every single one of your horse shows. You do dressage, and while they don’t really like Bloomington on his own, with you riding him? Oh boy
  • oh boy howdy
  • it’s impressive. the two of you are impressive.
  • They can appreciate that, at least, and the bond the two of you share. Vanderwood might not want to directly interact with your horse… but they’re never once unhappy that he exists.

anon request;; headcanons for dating alex

•Alex is always sleepy. let him sleep whenever bc if he doesn’t at least get a cat nap he’s gonna be pressed and grumpy.

•omg ur gonna have to physically force him to stop working bc this lil shit is non stop (*wink wink*)

•ok but imagine if you’re trying to distract him from working and he won’t look at you, so you go change into some rlly hot lingerie and go back to his work space and ur like “Alex, baby please look at me” and he sighs deeply and then looks up at you and seems that lil lacy number on you and is shook™ and he shuts his laptop and comes over to you and whispers in ur ear “Are you trying to impress your daddy, princess?” fuckcuxjns i have to write a smut like that.

•when he’s working long hours (tbh when is he not) he comes home w flowers for you and showers you with kisses and apologies and he’s super soft


•he’s such a cuddle bug omg. he’s always down for cuddles. always. even when he’s working. just give him the puppy dog eyes and pout your lip and he’s done for

•sex is big in your relationship. it’s not just about the sex (even tho it’s gr9) but it’s about the intimacy and the love and all that soft stuff. (if ur ace,, than change the sex thingy to kissing or cuddling, ok)

•he almost always wakes up before you and he wakes you up with little kisses around your face and when you finally get up he begs you to make breakfast for the both of you.

•sometimes,,, he’ll wake you up,,, by going down under the sheets ;;;)))))

*NSFW*

•king of oral!!

•he’s defff more of a giver.

•daddy kink ™

•white lace is his fav to see on you.

•omg he’s usually a dom but when he’s had a really bad day and he’s stressed he becomes soo submissive and he calls you mistress or something and it’s so hot omjshshsh

•he grunts a lot and his moans are drawn out. he also compliments you a lot while y'all are going at it

•you always cum first. always.

•when you give him blowjobs, look him in the eye bc that gets him off so qUICK

•i’m bein 100% serious. if you make eye contact with him while letting him fuck your mouth he’s gonna nut so quick

•quickies at his work

•quickies at your work

•quickies in gwash’s office (sorry george)

•quickies in the hallway

•makeup sex

•shower sex

•just a lot of sex you guys omgg.

anyway please imagine red and blue trying to get the hand of riding ‘ride pokemon” because they can’t use their own pokemon in alola and

- red and blue are both masters on charizard and race constantly
- blue tries to ride musdale but falls off almost immediately due to poor form
- red is pretty much a pro at all of them except machamp…he looks so awkward being carried like that
- blue loves riding on lapras the most tbh
- red hates riding gear and almost never uses it, despite Alola’s laws (it’s too heavy for him to handle, apparently)
- blue never rides stoutland but will call it anyway just to pet it because large doggo
- in turn, stoutland always brings blue back little gifts in thanks
- once stoutland brought blue back a big pearl and blue teased red saying stoutland was more romantic than him
- red ends up using his own stoutland to get blue something better because like hell he’s gonna let a dog outdo him
- blue ends up with half of Alola’s precious treasures by the end of their vacation lmao

Ok so seeing as dazai zoomed off to atsushi’s group’s rescue as soon as he learned higuchi was part of the port mafia, I think it’s safe to assume he did not mean for akutagawa and atsushi to meet the way they did. But for shin soukoku to work they’d have had to meet eventually. So now I’m curious: how on earth was he planning on introduce the two in a way that didn’t involve lots of death? And seeing as dazai clearly did not plan the guild war–if that hadn’t happened, what was the plan for getting them to work together gonna be? Dazai also dead ass didn’t know about the mafia hunting atsushi, the bounty, or the guild when he took atsushi in. He had to infiltrate the mafia to find out. He didn’t even know atsushi could regenerate until the accidental meeting with akutagawa. He knew essentially nothing about atsushi when he brought him back. His mouth says “I’ve been planning this” but his actions say “I might have adopted a sad baby tiger with half a formed thought in mind and am lucky I was able to bullshit it so well thus far”. Which tbh I’m pretty sure 99% of his “plans” are just that. Like you’re a mess stop trying to look cool.

College!AU Minghao
  • major: environmental science 
  • minor: marine biology 
  • sports: fencing
  • clubs: oceanography club, volunteer at the aquarium, and part time chinese language tutor 
  • minghao is the kind of person that everyone knows by name but beyond that he’s a mystery??? 
  • like no one really knows anything personal about him aside from the fact that he likes animals and takes like 327093 bio courses for his major
  • when some1 asked him what grade he got for a lab minghao just smiled at them and left like that was his response and the person was like,,,,,,,what does that mean and jun (official minghao translator) was like “it means you dont ask people about their grades. esp not a genius like minghao” 
  • tbh minghao just didn’t hear him because he was thinking about what snack to get from the vending machine but jun likes being dramatic and minghao doesn’t have the energy to stop him
  • sooooo why environmental science and marine biology?? well minghao has always admired animals, but after getting a volunteering job @ the aquariums gift shop in high school he got to spend time looking at all the different animals that exist in the water and he was just like holy shit
  • minghao “seals? basically water dogs. sharks? also basically water dogs except like maybe not as playful….angry water dogs there we go.”
  • he still volunteers at the aquarium but instead of just working in the shop he actually gets to help out the trainers and he’s even got to do the feeding show with the penguins and it’s adorable he just has the biggest smile on when he’s around all the animals
  • mingyu: “so like …. you know those sardines that you feed the penguins and seals like could a human also eat-” 
  • minghao: “never speak to me again”
  • minghao’s interest and love for the animals is like very subtle, like you’d look at him and he’s standing there listening to music and he’s lean and handsome and you’re like ‘wow, he looks like he’d be a model or……a dancer’
  • but then he pulls out his textbook on the ocean and you’re like what and minghao’s phone case has jellyfish on it. it’s adorable. its like what you see is not what you get with him. its BETTER
  • he got into fencing after he found out dance team wasnt like an official sport and tbh he got recruited by captain jackson wang because he saw minghao tutoring in chinese @ the library and he was like wow cool another native chinese speaker!! so he went over to make friends and when minghao stood up jackson was like ‘you’re tall’ and minghao was like hmmmm??? and jackson was like ‘join fencing club’
  • at first minghao was like nah but dance team meet on the same days as he volunteers so he was like maybe fencing wont be that bad,,,, (also jackson wouldn’t stop chasing him around campus to join)
  • minghao in the fencing uniform with his hair pulled back with like a band ,,,,, imagine ,,,,,,
  • im also thinking like minghao whose wearing like khakis and like a windbreaker when he’s out in the field doing research but like on campus he’s pretty stylish like he has those grey sweatpants and street brand name sneakers and also
  • minghao with a helix + graduate lobe piercings…….one of the studs on his ears is a little starfish….ok anyway
  • so you’re always in the library because your roommate is …. to put is nicely……extremely social
  • as in they always have people over and you’ve got essays and tests coming up and you don’t want to try to be studying with the sound of laughter and other people yelling and so basically your dorm is the library
  • and every monday + thursday minghao sits at the table next to yours and tutors in chinese. a lot of the time though, no one shows up and so you kind of just see him sitting there with his notebook open, twirling his pen around his fingers and dozing off
  • and like a lot of people you just know him by name and it’s not like you really really really find him interesting, it’s just you two always see each other and you know at some point it becomes just common courtesy to at least smile at each other
  • but that’s all it is, smiles. 
  • except is it? like u start noticing the smallest, cutest things he does. like the way he runs his fingers over lips when he’s thinking really hard about something, or the way his voice changes when he starts speaking chinese, the way he rolls his eyes when mingyu stop to visit just to bother him about food or something and the way he laughs and covers it with his hand when seokmin sees him and makes a joke
  • and oh god you tell yourself: do not develop a crush on minghao. it’s futile 
  • but minghao notices you too.
  • he might look like he’s reading up on biohazardous chemicals affecting sea life  but from the corner of his eye he sees the way your cardigan is slipping off your shoulder. the way you toy with the keychain on your bag. the way you hold you coffee with both hands
  • you two have caught each other looking but all you could do is just….smile. like oh it’s an accident, we didn’t meet eyes because we were staring…..
  • and then the ghost incident happens
  • and by that i mean, you’re staying late in the library once again because this time your roommate has a significant other over and they’re texting you like “sock is on the dorm doorknob if You know WhaT I  m e an (((((;” and you’re like oh my god 
  • but you had two 3 hours lectures today and your eyes are fogging up and you rest your head on your bag for a second and all you see is the outline of the person at the table next to you and before you know you’re lights out. zZZZZZZZ
  • when you wake up tho…….it’s quiet……like more quiet and you look up to see that the lights are dim and that the tables are all empty
  • and you’re like wth what time is it and when you check your phone it’s like at 3% because iTS LIKE TEN O CL Ock the LIBRARy CLSOED an hour ago
  • and you’re like holyshit no no no n o and you get up in a panic but then stop because…..there’s a person
  • also asleep……………at the table next to yours
  • and it takes you a second but you see the hair,,,,and the starfish earring and you’re like 
  • “minghao???”
  • carefully you go over and see that he’s laying on a textbook with candy wrappers near his hand and you’re like ?? he was here when i was first falling asleep,,,why’d he stay so long
  • but you gently shake his shoulder and he comes to and he’s like huh hmm??? and it’s cute he has his hair a bit messy and there’s a piece of candy stuck to his lip and you’re like !!!!! “hey,,,,we both fell asleep and i think we might be locked….in here…”
  • minghao wakes up instantly and he stands up and is like ???? seriously and you two walk over to the front where the librarian usually sits and ofc she’s not there and minghao checks the doors which are ofc locked and you both are like: we’re fucked
  •  and you’re like “at least it isn’t dark-”
  • but just as you finish your sentences the lights go out and you’re like ARE YOU KIDDING and minghao is like the whole school has automatic lighting that stops at 10:30 …. the gym also has this,,, and you’re like o h 
  • and minghao’s like “let me use my phone’s flashlight” and he turns it on and you both make your way back to the tables you were at and like it’s awkward for a moment until you’re like 
  • “when did you fall asleep,,,,because i think i saw you before i - like….knocked out..”
  • and minghao looks down and is like um,,,,idk maybe at 8 i was just tired from practice or whatever (actually this is a lie and ull find out as we go in hehe)
  • and you’re like oh!! you’re on a sports team and minhao’s like yeah fencing and you’re like wOW thats cool i know jackson is the captain and minghao laughs because ofc everyone knows jackson
  • and its hard to initate conversation because u two have literally never talked and finally minghao is like “whats,,,whats your name? im sorry, i don’t know it..” and you tell him and he repeats it and then,,, say something in chinese??? and you’re like huh and he’s like “i was just translating it,,,i do that i just wanted to hear how it would sound.”
  • and ok your heart doesnt skip a beat because thats adorable except duh ofc it does
  • and then you’re like “oh, what if the library ghost comes out?” and minghao is like ???? and you’re like
  • “the library ghost! you know the one everyone talks about at freshmen orientation???” and minghao is like shaking his head because he’s like im a transfer i dont know,,,,but tell me
  • and you’re like OH well,,, there’s this story that there was a kid here in the 90s who used to get bullied in the non-fiction section by some mean upperclassmen and that one day he vanished and no one knows where,,,,but everyone says that he sits in that section and cries all night long because of the bullies!!! 
  • and as you’re saying this minghao is like ……..really? and he just laughs at the end because ghosts aren’t real
  • and you’re like heY you don’t know that!! and minghao’s like “nah, there’s no way, scientifically it’s impossible.”
  • and you’re like,,,,,,,,but ghosts defy science and minghao’s like nothing defies science 
  • and you get up and you’re like “let’s go check it out then!” and minghao looks up at you and he’s like ???? you mean go to that section and you’re like yeah…..ARe you SCAREd???? and minghao gets up like What NO
  • and its cute his all defensive voice and so you’re like ok!!! let’s go 
  • and so the two of you venture through the aisles of books to the non-fiction corner and you sit down and you pat the spot next to you and
  • minghao looks a lil uneasy but he sits down
  • and you’re like hehe if anything happens he’ll freak out and i won-
  • but then like his shoulder touches yours because your so close and you’re like 
  • ,…….I ….D I d………not….think this…through……..
  • because now you’re confined in this little corner with this tall handsome boy and its dark and you start like short-circuiting because ohgodohogodohogohdo
  • and minghao feels you try to scoot away and he’s like nervous too he keeps fumbling with his phone and then suddenly there’s this loud screeching sound and you’re like
  • THE GHOST 
  • and minghao’s like WHAT
  • and you two jump up and you grab his hand and you two jsut start running
  • but then you hear the screeching sound again and you instinctively jump in fear and thats when you feel minghao pull you back into his arms 
  • and your back is against his warm chest and he’s like whispering in your ear that it’s not a ghost, it can’t be but it might be someone else and you two need to get out of there
  • and you’re like ,,,, honestly you didn’t expect anything to happen so  you just agree and let minghao let you go and grab your hand and run
  • and the screeching happens again and you’re like what The he LLL i  S that
  • and minghao’s like,,, he sees the door to the library office is still open so he pulls you inside and shuts the door and is like GET dOWn if its a murderer he cant see us ok 
  • and you duck under a desk and minghao is like leaning against the door
  • and the screeching noise gets louder and louder AND LOUDER and then the door starts being knocked on and you’re like oh my god im going to die. we are going to die
  • and minghao tries to hold it back but you hear keys and minghao pulls back and runs over to you under the desk 
  • and when it opens…………..
  • the lights turned on the maintenance guy is like what the heck are you two doing here
  • and you and minghao are staring at him with wide eyes and when the maintence guy pulls the garbage can into the room the wheels screech against the floor
  • and you and minghao are like
  • oh my god …. we’re idiots
  • and the maintenance guy is like -_____- you kids are crazy how could you do something like that in the library, that’s inappropriate!! 
  • and you get what the guy thinks happened because minghao is still clutching you against his chest and you’re like AHEM and minghao lets go
  • and you’re like no, sir we were locked in and we thought that you were a murderer-
  • and the guy is like ME???? a MURDERER??? 
  • and you’re like ThaTs not what I M ENA
  • and minghao gets up and he’s like ,,,,we’re sorry we’ll leave and pretend this didnt happen
  • and the maintenance guy like grumbles but flicks his arm and minghao grabs you before you can say anything and pulls you out back to the table to get your stuff
  • and once you’re out like its dark and cold and you’re shivering because this damn cardigan is thing and minghao shrugs off his sweatshirt and hands it to you and you’re like UM and he’s like “the walk to the dorm is going to be far.”
  • and you’re like yes but you don’t have to- and minghao is like “i have to.”
  • and so you put the sweatshirt on and its long and you giggle and minghao is like,,, that screeching back there sounded like an orca whale…and you’re like what an interesting way to describe a sound and minghao blushes but you cant see it
  • and you and minghao decide that if either one of you starts sleeping in the library the other person should wake them up because we do not need this episode to happen again
  • and when you go home, you can remember being pulled against minghao’s chest and you can smell him on the clothes and you’re like
  • wow. crush on minghao? me? you fuckingfjgof BET
  • and when you’re back in the library on monday you want to give minghao his sweater back
  • but when he walks in mingyu is there and you feel a little shy but you go over and you’re like “thanks for letting me borrow this-” and you pass it over to minghao
  • and mingyu is wiggling his eyebrows and minghao is literally like shut up and mingyu is like WhaT  i didnt even say anything,,,,
  • before you turn back minghao’s like oh! here- and he passes you a couple of candies in red wrappers and you’re like ???
  • and he’s like “they’re from china, my mom sends me a bag every month. i know you stay here till closing, so remember to eat.”
  • mingyu voice: smooth moves man
  • you and minghao: blushing, except minghao is about to put mingyu into a chokehold and ur like gtg
  • and for a while it goes back to just smiling at each other and it hurts because you really,,,,really,,,,,,really like him now
  • and then one day you’re napping in the library again because your roommmates like dont come home if u dont wanna see something explicit 
  • when you feel someone gently brush your hair from your face and slowly opening your eyes you see minghao leaning over you and you’re like hmmm
  • and he’s like OH you’re ….. you’re awake,,,, um……its just we promised we’d wake each other up if we fell asleep but i just-
  • and you smile at him and minghao decides that you know,,if he’s going to wake you up he might as well do it properly
  • so he leans in and pecks your lips and WELL THAt WAKES YOu uP
  • and you’re like !!!!!! and he’s like i uh i uh … uh i ……*incoherent noises in chinese* and you’re like
  • …wh…why?? and he’s like you’re cute thats why there i said it
  • and tbh minghao has always thought you were cute ever since he first saw you and you touch your lips and you’re like
  • you’re cute too
  • minghao: no you’re cuter
  • you: no shuttup you’re cuter
  • minghao: dont tell me to shuttup
  • you: ok then. date me
  • minghao: ok. let’s date.
  • you: ok.
  • minghao; ok
  • the whole library: what did we just witness 
  • and thats the start of a beautiful relationship 
  • minghao moves his tutoring to your table and even though you arent studying chinese you dont mind it at all, seeing him talk and hearing him is enough to make you happy
  • and like on your first date minghao takes you to the aquarium where he works and points out all his favorite animals and shows you how to feed penguins 
  • and while you guys are eating afterwords he’s like “oh , this is for you.”
  • and he passes you the sweater he let you borrow on the night in the library and you’re like ??? are you giving this to me
  • and he’s like “use it as a pillow for your naps in the library. sleeping on a bag must be hard. you can also….wear it…butimjustsuggestingyouknownobigdealhahah”
  • and like minghao is straight forward, so he’s like ‘wanna know when i started liking you?’ and you’re like ok!! and he’s like remember how i said that i just fell asleep because of practice that time in the library and you’re like yeah and he’s like ‘honestly i wasnt tired. i just wanted to make sure you were safe and you were sleeping so soundly and i didn’t want anyone to come over and wake you up. so i stayed until the end,,,and fell asleep looking at you.’
  • and you’re like .,,,,,thats so romantic what the hell and minghao’s just smiling like im glad i told you and you’re a blushing mess like shgnweo do you not,,,,,, see how adorable you’re being right now and minghao’s like ??? what no ??? im not adorable
  • you: yes you are what the hell stop it
  • minghao: how do i stop doing something i didn’t know i was doing ????
  • minghao’s literal older brother jackson finds out your dating because you come to watch minghao practice and minghao points to you and is like ‘they’re mine’ and you’re like HOW ARE U SO STRAIGHTFORWARD
  • and jackson is like HEEEEEEEEY YOU’RE CUTE AND MINGHAO MY SON IS CUTE I LOVE IT
  • minghao: im not your son jackson: lol ofc u r stop joking son
  • and minghao has always been so cool in your mind, like the way he looks is so calm and collected and he looks like a damn prince when he fences 
  • and when he’s studying??? or  talking ??? or you know idk existing. he’s a prince
  • but then u guys go to an all you can eat chinese buffet and wow. minghao can EAT and seungkwans like thats gross slow down but you’re like YESSS bABy you look So cute Stuff anoTher Dumpling in Yo ur m outh Thats the 14th one YESSS
  • you learn cute petnames in chinese and when u call minghao that it’s so funny to see him try and not blush
  • minghao invites you to come with him and the oceanography club on a study abroad but you cant go since its not your major and he gets all pouty and its so cute he literally lays his head in your lap and is like ,,,,, you gotta kiss me 3000000 times before i go
  • and its the corniest cheesiest thing he’s ever done but you love this side of him
  • you wore his sweater to class and when you went to pick him up from lab he almost tripped when he saw you wearing it because he was like,,,in public?? and you’re like ‘how can you literally go around parading the fact that we’re dating and yet i wear your sweater and suddenly you wanna die of embarrassment??’
  • jun gets squishy over you two and is like mY TWO KIDS in love and he like holds you and minghao in a group hug and you and minghao are both like ‘save us’
  • the aquarium gets a new baby seal and everyones like what should we name it and minghao’s like,,,,it’s cute,,,,,lets name it after my significant other,,,,,,,,,
  • you found out he named the seal after you and you’re like minghAO and he’s like its cute right look here i brought a plushie of the baby seal for you keep it
  • and you’re holding the seal and literally looking at him like how,,,did i get someone like you
  • and minghao chuckles and leans down to kiss your forehead and he’s like no no it’s how did i get someone like you……..
  • since you’re dating minghao people like walk up to you and they’re like,,,,so what is he really like
  • and you’re like he’s a meme,,,a soft meme …..he’s so funny i love him and everyone’s like ???????? meme????funny????? he doesnt speak in class?????
  • but you’re like my bf is the greatest and minghao is like my angel is the greatest and its cute you guys have each other and you meet because of a damn ghost. ……………ideal

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fenharelen  asked:

Question perhaps related to the dogs rolling on dead things! My dog is 100% house trained, and has never peed in the house (since I adopted him at 10 months old) EXCEPT ONCE. I was in my bathroom and a roach crawled out of somewhere. I screamed and squished it, and my dog came running to see what was up. After sniffing it for a moment, he then lifted his leg and peed on the dead roach. Tbh I was laughing too hard to even respond. He just walked away after. Is there an explanation for this??

He might have been scent marking it? Either as a like ‘you are dead stop scaring my human’ thing or as a ‘hey look a stinky dead thing I should pee on it because it’s mine’. But honestly I can’t tell you xD

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-being the only human he can actually stand

-he would be so protective

-like if someone looked at you the wrong way he would get so pissed

-but he’d be so sweet to you

-you two would be power couple #GOALS

-he’s probably be a jealous type.

-but he wouldn’t be obvious about it. like you’d just spontaneously be whisked off on a romantic date whenever Jace was within a hundred meters of the Hotel

-Simon would love talking to you because you’re the girl that has Raphael wrapped around her finger-and Raphael would get jealous of Simon too

-dude. he would buy you so much expensive jewelry

-like he would treat you like a queen

-and flowers. he’d just get you these giant bouquets randomly

-i dunno, i feel like he can cook. and if you asked him too he’d make the best food ever TBH

-he would look at you with the most adoring puppy dog eyes

-that cute smile every time you enter the room

-him having eyes only for you

-wearing his button up shirts when you walk around in the morning

-wearing just his suit shirts would drive him insane, like he would just be drooling and trying to keep himself composed (but would ultimately fail)

-you’d probably at some point grab his cheeks (because look at them, he’s such a cutie) and he would get  all flustered and shy

-i feel like he would be such a hopeless romantic.

-like he would love kissing your fingers

-and if he ever proposed? that would be a hella big diamond ring

-he’s be super classy

-he’d respect you and love you in every way possible

-he’s probably love it if you ever fell asleep on his chest

-and then he wouldent move. like he has business? too bad, it can wait, you’re sleeping

- i dunno. i love him. he’s perf

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