so I was walking down the street and I saw this Amazon delivery van start to come around the corner and I made awkwardly long eye contact with the driver WHO WAS 👌✨🔥✔️ BTW. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. WHOEVER GETS THEIR STUFF DELIVERED BY THIS GUY IS ONE LUCKY SON OF A BITCH I SALUTE YOU.
ALSO HE SMILED AT ME??
Then he drove away like??? Dude you can’t just leave me like this what are we???? What am I supposed to do now???