he looked like such a baby at 28

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I love how he looks like he’s creeping into the picture from below, like “Hey what’s this? I wanna be in the picture, too!!”

Name: Kehena

Stats TBA

Started: 12/24/16

Hatched: 12/28/16


This is everything I wanted out of a shiny sandygast. Not knowing what the shiny looked like, I said to my friend, “It would be so clever if they made it a black sand castle.” After all, Hawai’i is famous for its black sand beaches (which I’ve been to; they are really cool).


Apparently GameFreak had the same idea.


I was ecstatic when this beautiful baby hatched in 401 eggs. What an incredible shiny. My friend suggested the name Kehena, and I loved it. As you can see, I decided to go with modest so he could hit as hard as possible! I can’t wait to see what this guy can do in battles!


Hatched in Pokemon Moon. Masuda method + shiny charm.

Requested by a lovely anon!


28. “Why does that sound like you’re saying goodbye?”


You walked into your shared apartment just ready to knock out and go to bed with your boyfriend.

What you didn’t expect was to see Calum sitting on the couch with his head in his hands, softly sniffling.

“Baby?” You questioned, dropping your bag and hurrying over to try and stop the pain he was feeling. “Hey honey look at me. What’s wrong?”

He pulled away from your touch and winced at the hurt that crossed your eyes.

“I love you Y/N.” He whispered looking at you. “I really do. So fucking much I can’t stop thinking about you.” He started pacing the room while you slowly stood up staying in the same spot.

“And I will always love you okay?” He stopped, looking into your eyes to make sure you knew he wasn’t lying.

You slowly nodded but couldn’t help the anxiety building within you.

“Why does that sound like you’re saying good bye?” You quietly spoke, breaking the silence.

“Because I am.” He wiped the stray tears from his cheeks and you never thought your heart could physically hurt this much.

“Stop.” You walked towards him. “If this is some sick joke it’s not funny Calum!” You pushed him, barely making him move.

“I’m so sorry Y/N.” He held your arms. “I’m going on tour and I know I won’t be here for you when you need me and I just can’t be tied down right now.”

Tied down?!” You spoke bewildered. “Is that what I’m doing? Tying you down Calum?” You broke from his grip, backing away at the man you thought you loved, and who you thought loved you.

“No fuck, that’s not what I mean babe-”

“Fuck you Calum.” You said, making your way back to the door.

“You think you can just walk out on us when things get a little tough? When we’ve hit a rough patch?” You spat at him.

“Well don’t worry Cal, because you don’t have to do that.”

You walked out on him.


Part 2

Birth of Baby Prince

The boy is 52 cm long and weighs 3.6 kilo.
He’s born at 8.28 pm on March 2.
The name will be announced tomorrow morning.
A Te Deum will be held tomorrow at 12.15 pm in honor of the birth.
Estelle doesn’t know yet. Her daddy will tell her in the morning.
Prince Daniel cut the umbilical cord.
Everything has gone very well and it has gone quickly, Victoria feels great.
The baby looks like his mommy.
Prince Daniel says that he and the Crown Princess did not knew in advance that there would be a boy.
According to the hospital staff, Prince Daniel was an excellent coach for his wife during the birth.
Prince Daniel was present during the entire birth.

shit I've actually heard each sign say
  • Aries: *gets told they're a nice person* "HAHAHAHA I'm not."
  • Taurus: "Well you're just gonna have to wait because I'm eating."
  • Gemini: "Look, he's ruining our economy by screwing up the industries, he's messing up the environment too, I'm no tree hugger but come on, we aren't even part of the Kyoto Protocol anymore, he's a racist bigot, plus he looks so gross ew."
  • Cancer: "I told him when we met I want to get married by 26 and have my first baby by 28 and if he doesn't like it he can go. Now we're two years behind schedule and he says he wants to wait until his career is secure, so I told him I'm having a baby with or without him."
  • Leo: "Okay but people aren't allowed to not love me."
  • Virgo: "I'm so excited because my bed is all made with clean sheets and now I can't wait to go sleep in them tonight."
  • Libra: "I got my bitch face down."
  • Scorpio: "He was saying bad things about me in Dutch so I taught myself Dutch and beat him up."
  • Sagittarius: "I woke up with my beard full of alcohol, vomit, blood, lady juices..."
  • Capricorn: "Yeah I started mowing lawns for money. Oh I still have my job, I just thought it would be nice to have a few others too."
  • Aquarius: "I'd like him if he wasn't so mainstream."
  • Pisces: "I found myself. I did acid and talked to the trees and watched the buildings dance, then I talked to myself and I danced."

So I looked up the ages of 28 YouTubers because I was curious about some of them and then they just lead to more questions.
1) How is John 37 he should be like 32.
2) Which makes Hank like 30.
3) Tyler is older than Felix?????
4) Felix should be as old as Hank because of his epic beard.
5) Joey is older than Dan?
6) Dan, Laina, and Joe are the same age???????????????
7) Alfie and Caspar are babies???
8) JOE IS OLDER THAN CASPAR?!?!?!

paulie is fucking 28 pushing 30, looking like a run-down jimmy neutron (minus the intelligence), who works as a DJ / personal trainer for a living and clearly isn’t good enough at either of his jobs for him to make enough money to move out of his parents house, proposed to a girl who he cheated on 5 times who then rejected him and now has a vendetta against strong-minded women who don’t fall all over him. baby boy, your game might not be cancelled yet - but your life sure is.