he literally hits the thing and goes away

anonymous asked:

how would the RFA react to a young MC (whom they have a platonic relationship with, ofc) being catcalled on the street. finding out by maybe her telling them about it or just them witnessing it in person.

I wrote Yoosung’s but ended up really hating it so I left him out of this one :’)

CW: cat calling & harassment

-Zen is livid
-you’re still a child, why the hell is someone catcalling you?
-You physically have to pull him away from the catcaller, otherwise he would have beat them up right then and there
-his first priority is making sure you’re absolutely okay though, then leaves you in a store for a moment while he goes to talk to that person
-Zen used to be in a gang, honestly he can be pretty scary
-That guy/girl never bothered anyone ever again

-one of your classmates were being really pushy and making gross comments about you one day at school
-you went over to Jaehee’s to calm down and relax, but they followed you to the cafe too
-in fact, you’re not too sure they haven’t been following you around for a while…
-she’s ready to fight them…..but she can’t without going to jail
-instead, she storms over to the catcaller and gives them a stern talking to. You’re not sure exactly what she said to them that’s currently making them shake in fear, but it’s safe to say she just put the fear of god into them
-Jaehee stays super close to you from now on and will never let anyone treat you like that ever again

-he told you to let him know if anything was bothering you and he meant it
-you felt like you could trust the redheaded hacker, despite his goofy exterior he always took you seriously and trusted you
-so you trusted him back
-you told him that someone kept coming into your workplace just to hit on you and it made you uncomfortable
-the next day you’ve got a new female co-worker who looks strangely familiar
-”just give me an hour, okay?”
-it hits you immediately
-that co-worker isn’t just anyone
-it’s Seven
-the catcaller diverts their attention on him but grows tired when they realize they’re not going to get a remark out of him
-but when they turn to hit on you again, Seven reveals that he’s got the whole thing on tape
-it’s enough to freak them out and force them to run away but uh, they don’t want to admit they’ve fallen into a trap quite literally and figuratively
-the catcaller goes away for a looong time

-if you think everyone else was angry,,,,,
-the minute the words have left their mouth, Vanderwood’s grabbed them by the collar and is pressing them against a wall
-“Say that again?”
-they don’t know he’s a secret agent, and he will make them disappear.
-the taser is out, and he’s furious
-“If I ever catch you treating her or anybody else this way, I can personally promise that it’ll be the last thing you ever do”

-Jumin Han will get his hands on the catcaller if it’s one of the last things he does
-have you ever seen him violent?
-He rarely gets angry but this time he gets a few hits in before calling his bodyguards
-he immediately requests his bodyguards track them down and by the time they get to the station, Jumin’s already pressing charges for you
-You tell him he doesn’t have to, but he assures you that you don’t have to be treated like this way
-“You’re a human being, MC. I refuse to let anyone look or talk to you in such a disgusting manner. You don’t deserve to be treated as such.”

-have you ever seen V absolutely furious?
-you have now
-V is one of those people who believes you should treat the people you care about with love (platonic, in your case) and respect
-and you are not being treated with respect
-the perpetrator is visibly drunk and laughing, calling out crude names in your direction, names that set V’s blood on fire
-but when the catcaller goes to grab your arm, V pins him against the wall
-”MC, call the police.”
-V has all sorts of ties to Jumin and Mint Eye, there’s no way they’re getting off without a punishment

-you came to him one morning, crying and wearing thick clothes that masked your figure
-it was 95 degrees outside so naturally he was concerned
-but when he found out that you’d received some nasty comments on the street because of your outfit, he was shocked
-you were wearing those clothes because it was extremely hot outside, not because you wanted the attention
-he’s physically disgusted that someone would sexualise you in such a way, especially since you’re still a kid. 
-he doesn’t even need Saeyoung’s help, he can hurt this person in other ways
-he reports the person and absolutely makes them pay for making you feel awful

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anonymous asked:

Levi with s/o who is shorter than him 5'0 headcannons

+ Literally everyone teases his s/o about their height but its all in good fun.
+ They like to say that they’re “five feet of fury” because his s/o is a little hotheaded but no one really takes them seriously because its just so adorable.
+ When his s/o goes on a tangent he simply picks them up, throws them over his shoulder and walks away.
+ His s/o flailing around saying things like “Let me beat that dickhead’s ass!”
+ His s/o hitting his back but realizes that their punches aren’t doing a damn thing so they
+ Levi actually being glad to call his s/o things like “short shit” or “short stacks”
+ To get in those hard to reach places when cleaning, Levi lets his s/o get on his shoulders.
+ Levi goes to you when he needs you to fit into somewhere small to clean.
+ Levi looking down at s/o. He really likes the feeling because he usually has to look up at everyone else.
+ He gets annoyed when his s/o calls him short.
+ “Well, I’m taller than you, brat. So shut up.”
+ “wEll Im taLLeR tHan yOu, bRaT.”
+ His s/o annoying him for piggy back rides which he has yet to do.
+ When Levi’s working, his s/o can just crawl into his lap and snuggle into his chest.

AO3 K-Pop Masterlist

Eclipsed - A multi-chaptered lesbian space/sci-fi drama starring the girls of EXID, SNSD, Mamamoo and f(x), with cameos from your favorite boy groups. Kwon Jiyong is a dangerous fugitive with a bounty on his head and four different crews, with four very different motivations, all intend to be the one to bring him to justice.

Hunted - A multi-chaptered cop AU. Four extremely different killers are on the loose in New York City, and it’s up to detectives Seokjin Kim and Yoongi Min to keep people safe. With two killers trying to out-slaughter each other, and a yappy journalist named Jongdae sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong, more and more people are winding up dead, and the cops are running out of time.

You Need To Survive - My Prologue/I NEED YOU/Run theory. When Seokjin is killed in a tragic, gruesome accident, the other boys have a hard time dealing with the sudden, crushing loss. Taehyung takes it impossibly hard, while the rest of the group implodes from grief. But what would Jin have wanted?

Twisted - When Jin and Hoseok are seriously injured in a late-night car crash, the boys gather in the hospital waiting room to support each other. Unable to deal with the guilt of the last thing he ever said to his best friend, Taehyung sneaks away, determined to relive some of their better days all on his own. (Based on my interpretation of Spring Day.)

A Miracle In December - EXO finds out about Luhan’s departure moments before hitting the stage to perform their latest single, and Xiumin can’t believe something so bad could happen so close to Christmas. (Based on this EXO performance.)

Don’t Look Or It Takes You - When Xiumin goes missing, literally vanishing without a trace, it’s up to his best friend Kyungsoo (and his talkative classmate Baekhyun) to get to the bottom of the dark, nefarious forces at play. How could they possibly know the man behind his disappearance isn’t really a man at all, but something from the woods with no eyes but that watches your every move…

Can’t Go Back - A zombie apocalypse from all angles. Kyungsoo and Baekhyun are just trying to find a home. Yifan and Junmyeon are just trying to protect those who need it most. Jongdae is trying to save a teenager who doesn’t know any better, and Yixing is the doctor trying to get to the bottom of it all.

Rattled - Kris Wu leads a merry band of misfits, a tagging crew known as the Rattlers who found each other purely by chance.

anonymous asked:

Yeah I'm sure jk calling jimin cute all the time sounding delighted is fanservice 🙄🙄😂 people be on some wild shit claiming every single thing is fanservice. If anything it's jimin who does fanservice sometimes and jk goes along with it bc he enjoys it if he didn't he would push jimin away

people really reach so far for the “fan service” thing. like, i saw someone on instagram (on a jikook account comment section like ?? why r u there if u don’t like jikook??) and they said that jimin and jungkook hate each other and big hit makes them act like they like each other so they can protect tae//kook. and i was like…………… the reach in that one comment. it’s literally hilariious how far ppl take the “jikook is fan service!” thing. and it’s legit just bc jikook continuously have moments and they don’t know how to deal

Step Bro... Fuck Buddy... or Love?

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

For the ones who haven’t read previous chapters yet … Just click the links below

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

Genre: Smut ( NSFW ) 

Members: JungKook & Jimin & Reader

Word Count : 2.100

Would Jimin be on my side if I tell him that I love JungKook?

What is going to happen if I choose JungKook?

My head gets all blurry with thoughts.

I put my hand over Jimin’s as I softly speak.

“Jimin… You know I care about you right?”

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Helpless and Satisfied Staging

**Get ready for a super long post, like uber long oh my goodness. Satisfied was my most requested staging but I figured I’d do Helpless too cause it makes Satisfied cooler. **

END OF WINTERS BALL INTO HELPLESS: So during ‘A Winters Ball’, Ham and the gang are being fuck boys and when Burr starts talking about Martha Washington’s feral tom cat Angelica enters upstage and sees Hamilton for the first time and on “1780” she crosses diagonally to meet him, she has Lafayette by her side but Hamilton pushes him away and kisses her hand and then counters around her and goes back down to Burr on “which one” and Angelica is watching him with wide eyes and as the guys do the “Hey hey hey” part, they walk off stage left, the turn table begins to rotate and Angelica watches them as they go and she looks totally love sick. 
As ‘Helpless’ starts Eliza and the ensemble girls and their partners kind of spiral around the turn table ending with Eliza in the center where Angelica and Hamilton met and there are couples of ensemble members dancing beautifully around her. (In this song the ensemble girls have put on these white skirts that twirl and look really pretty when they move, especially on lifts, and the men have put on soldier coats similar to the ones the squad wears except with red instead of cream accents) So while Eliza is singing her first verse, Angelica grabs Peggy’s hands and they have a cute little moment and it almost looks like Angelica’s like “Lets go mess with Eliza” because they turn and charge down towards Eliza and form a triangle in the center of the stage and start dancing together. On the “down for the count and I’m drowning in em” Angelica is in the center and Eliza and Peggy grab her hands and they do kind of a double twirl thing, I don’t know how to explain it but they kind of intertwine with each other and then spin out. When Eliza starts in about the “Revel with rebels” she crosses downstage and Angelica starts dancing with Washington and Hercules sweeps Peggy away. (Also at some point, I don’t remember when, but Laurens steals Peggy away so over the course of this song she is partnered up with all three of the revolutionary guys!) 
When Ham walks in, Washington goes to shake his hand and Angelica turns to look at him and everything else freezes and there is a strip of white light starting at the upper stage left hand corner going down to downstage right where Eliza’s standing, and on boom it pulses. Also on boom Angelica snaps her head from Alexander to Eliza and Eliza grabs Angelica and pulls her downstage as Ham walks past them. the whole time Eliza keeps checking on Ham and its super cute. Then Angelica crosses to Hamilton who’s perched on the steps and Angelica points out Eliza and she’s like “Look at my cute little sister” and they talk a little and whisper to each other while Eliza sings. Then Angelica links arms with Ham and they cross over to Eliza. Ham kisses Eliza’s hand when he talks about “fighting a war”. 
When she starts talking about him writing her letters the ensemble leaves the stage and Peggy comes on and gives Eliza a letter and they go to show Angelica who promptly snatches the letters away on “If you really loved me you would share him” but Eliza snatches them right back on “ha”. Peggy looks at the audience with a shocked expression at that part.
TWO WEEKS LATER, Papa Schuyler is sitting in a chair on the turntable talking to Hamilton and the sisters are all sitting on a bench expectantly on the other side of the stage and they’re all rotating together and Angelica is leaning on her knees with her arms crossed staring down Ham. Peggy is sitting straight back very proper while Eliza sings to the audience. And when Alexander “turns back to her and smiles” Eliza runs to him and they do a little swirl together in the center and Peggy and Angelica have a little excited moment on the bench before getting up and dancing too. And Angelica grabs Hamilton and hugs him and it makes me happy and then he hugs Peggy and Eliza is sweeping around the room and Angelica and Eliza embrace all excited like and Hamilton is doing this like pelvic thrust dance thing and shaking his knees and its kind of sexual and its his little celebration dance but then Papa Schuyler comes on and sees it and is shocked and the sisters are giggling uncontrollably cause Hamilton feels awkward. And then Ham and Papa have a drink and the sisters come downstage and theyre jamming AND THEN MY FAVORITE PART EVER, on :“down for the count”, Eliza’s in the center, they HIGH FIVE AND IT IS THE CUTEST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE OH MY GOD IT’S ACTUALLY AMAZING. 
Then Ham starts talking about how he has nothing but a top notch brain and they’re doing this in the center of the stage and the whole time Eliza is just looking at him with the goofiest grin cause she’s so in love. When Alex reveals Angelica “Tried to take a bite of him” Eliza whips her head around like “dis bitch where you at” but Hammy grabs her and is like “nah chill fam.” and spins her around the stage. Okay and then this part is also adorable, the ensemble girls come on and they’re all holding paper and Alex goes up to each one and signs it and then the girl hands it to Eliza like they’re his letters and I love that. Then Laurens grabs Ham and pulls him downstage cause they’re getting ready for the wedding and they meet Washington who kind of gives him a lil pep talk I guess and Eliza meets Peggy and Angelica on the opposite side of the turn table and puts her letters in a box that Peggy has and puts on the wedding veil and the table starts spinning and the ensemble comes back in with their pretty dresses all twirly like and its so pretty and then the ensemble forms the audience of the wedding and the processional comes down center stage. Angelica and Laurens are first, then Lafayette and Peggy, then Hercules comes down and tosses some flower petals and we all laugh, and finally Eliza and Papa Schuyler come down arm in arm and he kisses her cheek and gives her off to Hamilton who gives her the ring and then they kiss on the button of the song and we all die cause its so happy and wonderful. 

SATISFIED: the lights change and a soldier ensemble member brings in a tray with glasses that get passed around and Lauren’s kind of sweeps around the room, as the ensemble gets into a semi circle, introducing Angelica as the ensemble makes a semi circle along the back of the stage. Peggy and Lauren’s stand beside Angelica. Alexander and Eliza have moved to down stage left when Angelica starts her speech. When she says “from your sister” she grabs Peggy on the top of her head and kind of pulls her into a side hug. Then the frickin rewind part is probably the coolest fucking thing in the show and I’ll try to explain it but I don’t think anything I say will capture how amazing it is. Okay so the lights start doing this kind of flashy strobe thing, but it’s not strobe lights. The best way I can describe it is like when you rewind a VHS and it gets kind of staticky but you can still see the picture it’s just going backwards, that’s exactly what this is like. Everyone moves backwards and it looks like it’s going in reverse, one of the ensemble guys does this circular like slide across the floor thing around Angelica but he does it and it looks like when you put the backwards filter on a snapchat video. And Eliza and Hamilton walk backwards back into the center and do their kiss again and then they turn out of it, it’s literally the choreo of part of helpless in reverse. And the ensemble guys lift up the girls like the did in helpless but they lift them backwards and it’s just so so so cool and the lights are doing their thing and then it all freezes on the “I remember that night I just might rewind” thing. Renee is in the center of the stage and the ensemble is reenacting A Winters Ball and when she says the stuff about him saying hi and forgetting her name he’s frozen downstage right like he’s about to come greet her, as he does right before Helpless in A Winters Ball, and when things set aflame he unfreezes and comes up to her and pushes Lafayette away so that he can greet her. And then we’re back at that moment when they first meet except now we hear what they’re saying and he’s talking about never being satisfied. He kisses her hand when she introduces herself and then when he says his name he gets really close to her, close enough for them to kiss, it’s very intense, they’re literally nose to nose. And on “a million things I haven’t done” he counters around her and goes to talk to Burr. When she starts singing again the ensemble has entered as if it’s the start of Helpless again and Eliza and Peggy do the double twirl intertwine thing with Angelica as she sings. When she talks about posture, Washington comes in and begins dancing with her. And on “I wanna take him far away from this place” they hit that position when Eliza first sees Hamilton with Washington frozen going to shake hands with Hamilton and Angelica snaps her head to look at him and then at Eliza like on the “boom” part of Helpless. Eliza grabs Angelica and pulls her downstage to confide with her and keeps checking on Hamilton while Angelica sings. When she realizes three fundamental truths Angelica crosses over to the stairs where she meets Hamilton and starts bringing him down to meet Eliza. When she talks about her only job Hamilton and Eliza turn upstage as she sings and the ensembles doing their thing. Then they do the whole “my sister” thing and when Angelica starts in about number two, Hamilton stands still in a spotlight as she talks about him. Then the ensemble men form a line with Hamilton and when Angelica says “I introduce him to Eliza” the ensemble men pose around Ham and turn him towards Eliza. Then on the “I know my sister like I know my own mind” Ham exits and Eliza crosses the stage to Peggy and then they meet Angelica in the center and redo the part with the letters where Angelica snatches them away and the ensemble girls do the thing where they hold up the letters for him to sign, but he doesn’t sign them this time.
And when Angelica talks about her fantasies at night Ham is downstage in a spotlight (I think) and Eliza is in the opposite upstage corner in a spotlight, whole ensemble has left the stage. When she gets to “at least my dear Eliza’s his wife” Eliza has come downstage to meet Peggy and put the letters in the box. Then when they repeat the whole “to the bride to the groom” lyrics Washington and Ham are doing their pep talk on the turntable and that ensemble guy is doing his swirl on the floor in forward motion around Angelica and Eliza comes by and kisses her cheek and turns out of that and meets Hamilton in the center and they kiss on “union” and on “the hope that you provide” Eliza and Ham move to the spot they started Satisfied in and the ensemble moves around Angelica into their semi circle toast positions. And when the chorus repeats “always”, after her, they all raise their glasses like we’re back at the beginning of the song. Eliza comes to Angelica on “and I know she’ll be happy as his bride” and they have a sister moment. And on her “and I know” riff, Alexander walks past, following Eliza, but he pauses in front of Angelica and looks at her for a moment before continuing offstage with Eliza, leaving Angelica onstage by herself, glass still raised in the center of the stage, all of our hearts broken. Fade to black.

anonymous asked:

ok but... KawaYaha. Yahaba and Shirabu have a Salt Showdown™ whenever they see each other and after one particular loss, Shirabu convinces Kawanishi to get vengeance for him. Apathetic to it but did so out of mild interest anyway, Kawanishi figures that the quickest way to throw Yahaba completely off is to probs hit on him. It's super effective. Too effective actually, Kawanishi thinks, as he turns away red as a tomato with a loud mantra of "OHSHIT" blasting in his head


flustered dorks :’)) that’s so cute

Kawanishi goes back to report to Shirabu and the only thing he can say is that Yahaba is very pretty when he blushes and Shirabu’s like

i literally did not ask, what did you do Taichi

meanwhile Yahaba is ranting to Watari about their encounter