he likes it so

anonymous asked:

(this is adexual) U HC KENT PARSON AS ACE??? pls tell me yr ace!kent headcannons if u havent already??? i thought i was the only one :')

HEY DARLIN!! OF COURSE I WILL SHARE MY HEADCANONS WITH YOU

kent really does make the whole “captain of the aces” joke every chance he gets. (his team used to punch him for it, but their arms started getting tired.) it’s a huge part of the reason he’s so confused/stuck on the whole situation with jack, because he doesn’t understand how people can just…have sex and not mean anything more by it?? he isn’t sex repulsed, he’ll do it with someone he really cares about, but miss me with this “kenny p hooks up every chance he gets” nonsense. he may put on a show for the media, but he doesn’t get sexually attracted to literally anyone and he’ll only have sex with somebody he loves. that being said, he really loves lingerie because it boosts his self esteem a lot. if anybody says lingerie is only a lead into sex they’re an idiot and kent will be the first to tell them so.

a list of excuses he’s used to get out of an unwanted one night stand:

- “sorry i have to wash my hair”
- “my cat gets really pissy when i don’t cuddle her after a game”
- “i’m on my period”
- “my mom said no”
- “i just got my dick pierced, ask me again in a month”
- “i can’t afford condoms”
- “car sex makes me carsick”
- “i’m allergic to latex”
- “mean girls is on tv tonight”
- “i just had dental work done, i can’t suck your dick” (that one was actually not a lie)

anonymous asked:

Hi Julia! Who is this guy lunchiebaby? And why is important that is liking those pics? I'm new. Thank you!

he is a music artist called lunchmoney lewis. he wrote end of the day with louis and liam and is featured on the drag me down big payno remix! he also posted this pic a couple weeks ago implying that he’s working with louis again. he’s got tons of industry connections and is always working on something!

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I’M SO SORRY! (NOT, maybe a tiny bit)

We couldn’t resist, because reasons. Now I will hide myself in a dark hole, with lots of trash and stuff. >w<”