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Day6 As Things My Non-Kpop Friend Has Said About Them
  • Jae: "HE LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE HAD THE GREATEST GLO UP OF ALL TIME"
  • Sungjin: "Okay but he totally has that "ruthless businessman who's super cute and devoted around his pretty wife" vibe"
  • Young K: "I would date the shit out of him holy crap he's hot AND he looks like he would treat me right"
  • Wonpil: "He's so hot wtf if he smiled and asked me to sell him my soul I would just give it to him for free"
  • Dowoon: "I feel like he has girls falling at his feet but he doesn't care and just loves his dog."

“Fuck, Fred has been staring at me for like….3 minutes.  I’m just going to keep acknowledging the crowd and..uh…just pretending I don’t see him.

“yum, Taylor smells like parmesan.  he must be so cool.  he must have a dreamcast back at his place with Quake 3.  God I wanna hang out with him so bad and play some Quake 3.  I would get the rocket laun-oh my god he smells like CHICKEN parm.  Lord…this is making me Fredhead sweat and my neck won’t stop throbbing…”

I’M DAVE GROHL.  I-I’M DAVE GROHL.  I AM DAVE GROHL.  GROHL, DAVE GROHL.  YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM FOOB-FOO FIGHTERS!  I’M DAVE GROHL.  I GET IN AS MANY VH1 ALT ROCK DOCUMENTARIES AS I POSSIBLY CAN.

new brush!!! new bendys!!!!!!!

EdSunshineGiggle
Ringtone Maker

Today’s Ed GiggleSqueal explosion was BEGGING to be ripped and edited. So I did and it was.  It’s just pure sunshine Ginger Perfection <3   (It also possibly may or may not be my OBFG chat/text notification….)

If anyone wants it, I’m happy to send it to you!  

Random Sentence Starters:
  • "Any time I say "asking for a friend" you know it's fake because I have no friends."
  • "God bless that ass."
  • "In eight hours I will have been awake for twenty four hours."
  • "If you want to get technical it costs exactly zero dollars to murder someone if you keep it simple."
  • "You can't snort Captain Crunch. That's what Cocoa Puffs are for."
  • "These skinny jeans are stifling."
  • "Are your pants made out of Fruit Loops?"
  • "Yoga pants are the reason corporations go bankrupt."
  • "Your mother would never lie to me."
  • "I'm pretty sure Ren and Stimpy were werewolves."
  • "It's like he has chicken pox but like... on his dick."
  • "Call the government."
  • "Everyone has that one emo band that got them through puberty."
  • "Between you and me I love her shoes but I hate everything that she stands for, if you know what I mean."
  • "The fact that the ocean exists is proof that God is a sadist."
  • "I don't speak German but I'm pretty sure that dude just said go fuck yourself."
  • "I'd sell my soul for a cheesy snack."
  • "I can't date guys who look better in eyeliner than I do."
  • "I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was sixteen and three quarters."
  • "If you know that vampires exist it's your civil duty to report that shit to someone."
  • "I'd really like to smack a bitch."
  • "Who gave you permission to breathe my air?"
  • "Would you rather fuck Edward Cullen or Peter Parker?"

“BIRD MAN. I’M A BIRD MAN NOW TOO”

“Krieg, buddy, I don’t think that’s a-”

RAIN BLOOD FROM THE SKIES, DEATH-FEATHERS

So my niece was asking everyone today who their ideal boyfriend is and when I told her to surprise me, this is what she came up with.*

*I know she spelt Jungkook’s name wrong. She’s nine and only knows BTS from the little videos I’ve shown her.