[Vox Machina] then set out to set a two-pronged attack against two of the remaining New Nobles in the town: Duke Vedmire was the one that Scanlan went to, the rest of [the party] going to seek Count Tylieri. As the rain pours down into the city, midday, Scanlan decided to, from a Polymorph spell as a fly, to the top of the front door step of Vedmire’s home, then proceeding to un-Polymorph and re-Polymorph himself into a triceratops. [Meanwhile,] the other group is stealthing through the rain to the back [of Tylieri’s home], at which point the OK was given to Grog—whether intentionally or not. Grog then charged to the front door of Tylieri’s estate and the rest of [them] prepared for impact.
Don’t tell me it’s not a thing that on Friday evenings after long days at high school, Steve comes to pick all the kids up and take them to KFC. They all cram in his car, joking and laughing, and from time to time Max will criticise Steve’s driving and offer to take the wheel instead. They spend hours in the restaurant, over two buckets of chicken, telling Steve about their first year of high school, with Steve telling them about his new job and regaling them with his old high school stories.
A/N: This is three steps away from being a shitpost
Kakashi’s that friend that seems cool at first but is actually the biggest dork once you get to know em. He’s all suave in front of other people but when it’s only you two that facade just drops.
“Where did your cool and aloof attitude go?”
“Where all the fucks I gave went”
You know that meme that’s like “she slapped my smirk away but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smirk underneath” or something? That’s his mask. If someone tries to pull his mask off Kakashi has a second, equally-sized mask underneath so you still don’t see anything.
Steals your food tbh. No one knows how he eats it without someone seeing his face, but he does it. You suspect the mask may just be a very elaborate genjutsu
Got drunk and tried to teach Pakkun how to play fetch. Pakkun did fetch–he fetched Kakashi’s dignity from the trash can and then dragged him home
Replaced all the snacks in the jounin lounge with dog biscuits once. Was subsequently thrown out a window.
Reenacted Diogenes and Plato’s interaction in Plato’s Academy with Jiraiya. Jiraiya was Plato. Kakashi had the chicken.
Sculpted an owl’s head out of a banana. Has not done so since then
Would learn to play the accordion if he ever got his hands on one
Once fought off seven rogue nin using a carton of eggs, a plastic spoon, and a bedsheet
He insists the previous point is true to anyone who will listen