A/N: This is three steps away from being a shitpost
Kakashi’s that friend that seems cool at first but is actually the biggest dork once you get to know em. He’s all suave in front of other people but when it’s only you two that facade just drops.
“Where did your cool and aloof attitude go?”
“Where all the fucks I gave went”
You know that meme that’s like “she slapped my smirk away but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smirk underneath” or something? That’s his mask. If someone tries to pull his mask off Kakashi has a second, equally-sized mask underneath so you still don’t see anything.
Steals your food tbh. No one knows how he eats it without someone seeing his face, but he does it. You suspect the mask may just be a very elaborate genjutsu
Got drunk and tried to teach Pakkun how to play fetch. Pakkun did fetch–he fetched Kakashi’s dignity from the trash can and then dragged him home
Replaced all the snacks in the jounin lounge with dog biscuits once. Was subsequently thrown out a window.
Reenacted Diogenes and Plato’s interaction in Plato’s Academy with Jiraiya. Jiraiya was Plato. Kakashi had the chicken.
Sculpted an owl’s head out of a banana. Has not done so since then
Would learn to play the accordion if he ever got his hands on one
Once fought off seven rogue nin using a carton of eggs, a plastic spoon, and a bedsheet
He insists the previous point is true to anyone who will listen
How about Steve vs. the terrifying Chicken with the commandos witnessing this fight????
It was bound to happen,
they were wandering through woods and rural areas and villages and, look.
Bucky knew it was going to
happen sooner or later but he never thought it would be this great.
They’d been marching so
long he wasn’t even sure exactly where they were but he figured he’d ask first
thing after he had some sleep. They’d
found a farm that was fairly isolated and was unoccupied; ransacked or
abandoned he didn’t know, but he knew it was cover enough for the night.
Gabe and Morita split the
night watch and Bucky bed down in a corner with good sightlines.
And slept through until
the most magical of moments. When he
woke, he was aware of three things: he had to take a leak, he was the last one
awake, and Steve was still lying in the spot he’d bed down in, but was currently having a staring
contest with a chicken.
The Commandos were
watching out of sheer curiosity. Cap
wasn’t afraid of anything so what he was staring at, Bucky was sure they didn’t
Steve had been eleven and
frail as anything when one of Ms. McLaughlin’s chickens had gotten loose and
chased Steve all the way down the block, pecking at his heels and clucking up a
ruckus. And Steve had been terrified of
chickens ever since.
Bucky couldn’t help it and
he eeked out the tiniest, high-pitched giggle.
Which is apparently all it
took to freak the chicken out, who started the flap her wings and cluck and Steve fell over himself to get away and made
sure to toss a boot at her in the process.
She ducked the boot and
Bucky briefly considered seeing if he could catch and train her; Steve had great aim so
if she managed to duck, she was no slouch.
The Commandos were still
standing perfectly still, though looking increasingly confused (and
amused). Bucky was holding his sides and
praying to anyone that would listen that he didn’t piss his pants.
She managed to corner
Steve and start pecking at him. Steve
still had one boot and he was shoving at her with it, unwilling to throw it and
have her dodge again.
Dum Dum was the first to
recover and he hustled over and scooped the chicken up in his hands.
“I got ‘er, I got
‘er.” She fluffed herself up and settled
in Dum Dum’s arms.
“Oh come on!” Steve pouted, affronted.
“You two clearly have a
long-standing blood feud. I say we end
this peacefully, we got enough war on our hands.” Dum Dum looked down to the chicken, walking
outside with her as he spoke. “He won’t
bother you again, ma’am.”
Bucky gasped for a breath
as a new bout of laughter took over, and hurried outside himself, Steve’s You guys are asses! following him.
- Mark said he had the ahgabong constantly on for 2-3 days MK: it was on constantly I changed the battery before i went but its gone now
Jinyoung said because he didn’t play the games well yesterday, Youngjae made fun of him
Yugyeom said he wasn’t able to go to the Arbor Day event cuz he was sick
F: dont be sick i was worried
Youngjae said that he thinks that he will go back to black hair soon
Jinyoung said there isnt any perfume he is using lately
F: Why did u wear sth inside ur shirt for Paradise on GOT the stage
JY: cuz the studio was cold & I didnt want to satisfy u guys’ desire
F: what r u doing for ur solo vapp? I heard the concept is sth ur not good at
YJ: yup I didn’t decide yet what should i do?
F: (as a joke) driving?
YJ: oh (to the staff) can I get my driving license for my vapp?
JB said his fav song in this album is Paradise
Mark said he didn’t eat things like bugs but he ate sth like a chicken and it was tasty that he ate in the jungle was delicious
They said they filmed Real GOT7 today before they came to the fansign
Yugyeom said on the days he plays bowling well he scores around 100 and usually around 70s
Fan asked if the cats get along well
JB: they get along well they don’t fight for ranking Nora is top and Kunta and Odd is around the same
Jinyoung said for Zepp there isn’t a solo stage and it’s undecided for Yoyogi
and Korean concert is also undecided
Fan asked Mark what he ate at the jungle
Mark said he didn’t eat and that he was bitten by a bug so he had a bump on his face
WOLO will be release in a different album not on a concert album but the time is undecided yet
Bambam said his cafe in Thailand will open this month
Fan told Jackson that lot of fans were surprised from the photo Mama Wang uploaded cuz Jackson looked like his brother but he said he doesnt
Mark said it was hard sleeping that he really slept outdoors
F: what about food did u really eat insects?
MK: i didn’t eat it but it was fun
F: if you get a chance do you have thoughts on doing a musical?
YJ: i want to do it