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Misunderstanding

Anonymous asked: Hello lovely :) Could I request a Jon snow x reader. She’s one of the free folk and Tormunds best friend and Jon thinks they’re a couple because they’re always together so doesn’t say anything but later when the wildlings are at castle black he and tormund are talking and when he mentions them being together he starts laughing and Jon is so confused until Tormund calls reader into the room and makes a joke and then leaves reader and Jon to talk (awkward cute fluff if possible!)

Here you go!! I do not own Jon or Tormund. They belong to George R.R.Martin. 

Warnings: awkward fluff, it’s a bit short. 

Pairings: Jon Snow x fem!Wildling reader, Tormund Giantsbane. 

Originally posted by twist-and-shout-baby

Jon didn’t understand how the two of you were always together. You and Tormund seemed to be attached at the hip. Jon had been trying to talk to you for so long, just to get to know you, but you were always with Tormund except when you were sleeping. Jon figured the two of you were a couple, but still. Everyone needs a break from someone else sometimes. Right?

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Headcanon Time

When Xayah tries to make jokes that don’t involve sarcasm they’re always bad. Like really, really bad. She usually ends up embarrassing herself this way because they’re that cringe inducing. Rakan is usually the only one who will give her a sympathy laugh. She knows he doesn’t find them funny, but she appreciates it anyway. This is also why it’s rare to see her actually make jokes.

huntersmoon1  asked:

Scenario for single parent sinbad please.

Sure thing~ Hope this is okay

Sinbad

The sound of the door being thrown open sounded out, alerting the King of Sandra that he had an intruder. Before he could even look up, the perpetrator started to climb up into his lap. He laughed and helped them up, brushing his child’s hair down.

“What do you think you’re doing, little one?” He asked. “I’m working on some very important things here!”

“Everyone knows you never do your work, Daddy!” They exclaimed, making some of his attendants chuckle in agreement. 

“I’m sorry, my lord.” Spartos said as he entered the throne room, obviously out of breath. “They escaped me, and I couldn’t catch up.”

Sinbad waved a hand to his general. “It’s fine.” He grinned and pat his child’s head. “Look at you- outrunning one of my generals!”

The child giggled and picked up their father’s quill, studying the feather with curiosity. “Sir Spartos is dismissed from babysitting!” They announced in their best Sinbad impression.

Sinbad laughed and waved a hand, dismissing Spartos. “I can handle them, for now.” He said and then bounced his leg a little, making the child bounce as well. “You are going to give all my generals heart attacks one day, running away all the time…” 

“I just wanted to come see you.” They replied with an adorable pout. Sinbad stopped and then shrugged it off.

“It’s fine, it’s fine! They should be used to it.” He pinched their cheek, making them giggle once again. “Now, can you sit there and be still while Daddy finishes some work?”

They nodded and snuggled into his front. “Yeah. I just wanna be here with you.” 

Sinbad smiled, petting his child’s head gently. While he never imagined he’d be a father before having them, he now couldn’t imagine a world without them. “We’ll play later.” He decided as he returned to his work, one arm holding his child close to him.

can someone tell me where this fanon trend of making ladybug hate chat’s puns, hate chat’s humor, hate chat’s flirting, and be all around irritated with him in general comes from? seriously. 

because 

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ladybug

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loves chat

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so much?????

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like just?????

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i don’t know?????

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where you guys are getting this from??????

never let “happy birthday my bro” die x

Okay so humans are weird. But how?

Let’s think about the masses. Music? Try sound waves that are blasting the delicate tissues of one of their senses, they can even hear better than most species, as if it wasn’t enough of an insult! They appear to respond to certain sounds and disregard others, so far no largely noticeable pattern has been found. Some adult, nurturing specimens call this specific occurrence ‘selective hearing’ in their young offspring.

Physical wellbeing? Hah! Try torture. Daily, many humans injure their muscles lifting considerable weight and running large distances for physical fitness in the civilian sectors, nevermind the military requirements. Some military requirements have need of the recruit to loft their own body weight - and perhaps more - over two hundred times.

Speaking of physical fitness - healing. It seems to vary between the individual, their accumulation of genetics, and their physical wellbeing. Depending on the variables, humans can survive the removal of major organs, limbs, even their soft, squishy exoskeleton (note: this is actually an organ that prevents a large majority of external bacteria and infections in muscles and generally vital tissue). Some humans will peel and eat their skin and soft nails, or just pluck their twenty extra appendages (note: hands-fingers feet-toes) if they are anxious or in an extremely testing situation. While it is not encouraged, it is not a large hazard.

Eating habits? It has been recently discovered that human beings are actually herbivores that adapted to gain nutrients from flesh. A portion of the population deny eating certain foods (such as meat, animal products, etc) for religion, personal preference, and other reasons. Apparently, there is an odd share of control over food. Instead of distributing food everywhere, equally, certain higher-ups prefer to keep food to themselves while others share it. Humans seem to argue on this, and it doesn’t seem to be fully resolved.

Behaviour? Adolescents can hold grudges well into their adulthood. All of the species seem to be capable of disliking someone or something and acting against them, despite general outlook or behaviour. Some display this behaviour more than others. There appear to be enough of the human population to have a large diversity in behaviour, melanin, intelligence, preference, and a variety of other things. (Note: Terran population was last counted to be seven billion. The planet has estimated to only hold ten to eleven billion max, so expect them to be venturing into unexplored territory in search of resources soon).

Verbal conversation? Terrans have a total of six thousand five hundred languages, and are still capable of communicating across their planet in mere fractions of their daily rotation (Note: this is…frightening. This scout shall endeavor to explore less…advanced races). Translators are something to be feared, as each language can have different sounds, number of letters, different way to spell and say a certain sound, different words in certain situations, and a dizzying amount of information used without thinking of it. Words can be abbreviated and can be stressed to give a different meaning to the recipient. Sarcasm is very hard to explain. This scout will leave the…troublesome explanation to Scout 54P1. If asked, please recite this; ‘the idea of Sarcasm (that is saar-cah-suh-mm) is foreign to most races. Please excuse it’.

Senses. Human senses (taste, touch, smell/scent, hearing, sight) are fairly advanced for a species who has domesticated most of their planet’s species. Please refer to Scout 73B2 for a deeper explanation, as I have no idea where to begin.

And military? Forget the idea. Military organizations regularly converse with others, sharing Intel and general knowledge, a professional form of gossip.

In general? Human beings/Terrans are not to be trifled with, despite their modernization. Sheer determination, stubbornness produced by hormones and protective instinct, and dulled senses will kill you, take caution.

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I adopted aro ace ritsu hc literally only to make this joke

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iKON’s maknae: Jung Chanwoo [P2/?]

“Chanwoo will take a picture if the members are drowning. Actually, we went to the sea to swim before and I fell into a deep part and was struggling. At that time when Chanwoo saw me, he started taking pictures.” - Junhoe

video insp.

I WANT A LAZY 5SOS ACOUSTIC ALBUM WHERE ON ALL THE TRACKS YOU HEAR THEM JUST TALKING IN THE BACKGROUND AND MUCKING ABOUT AND YOU CAN HEAR MICHAEL LAUGHING AND ASHTON GOING “WHEE” AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMES AND ITS JUST LIKE THEYRE JAMMING IN SOME SHITTY GARAGE BUT THE SOUND IS SO RAW AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR THEIR INSTRUMENTS LIKE THERES NO SHITTY TECHNO RIFF OVER THE TOP THIS TYPE OF ALBUM WOULD BE SUCH A BLESSING I BEG FOR THIS

I smiled as he finally reached the low front gate where Cassian waited, apparently using the momentary delay to stretch out his wings, to the delight of the half-dozen children now gawking at them.

GIVE ME MORE OF CASSIAN INTERACTING WITH CHILDREN 2K17

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Shimura Doubutsuen [2017.06.24]
└ Ohno + ガー (> ∀ <)

BotW Age

So Link grew up in/around Zora’s Domain, right? Like knew everyone well enough that even 100 years later a good number of Zora are like “Oh my god, Link?!” when you come back. I just like to imagine there was some off-screen time where a bunch of them just… kinda mob him. Like sit him down and are all sharing stories from when he was a kid that he doesn’t remember, trying furiously to jog his memory?

I like this idea that while he was able to jog things looking at all of Zelda’s pics, it actually takes a group effort from the Zora to get some of the older stuff back for him. Like just imagine a huge circle of Zora all yelling, “Remember that time Deza told him not to eat that fuckin Octoroc and he just scarfed it?” or “You nearly drowned like five times because you wanted to swim with your friends and forgot to come up for air.” and “When you were five you puked on the king. It was amazing.” also “Sidon used to attack your ankles because you called him an ‘ankle biter’ as a joke and he took it at a challenge.”

And Link is horrified and so fuckin relieved, because he’s starting to remember and the Zora are actually really important to him. Low-key adoptive fish family overly protective of their weird Hylian hero-boy. 

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Doyoung’s honesty bringing out Taeyong’s laughter once again ❤️