he knew it he did;;;;

anonymous asked:

A part of my job is asking customers if they have coupons. Because if I don't ask, they'll idiotically bring it up after the transaction is complete and get mad. So it doesn't help that we have a line with 30 people in it and I have to ask if they have a coupon, and they go "hm...I don't know let me look" and spend 5 minutes looking for one. And then my boss gets mad at me because "you have to move faster" Um, it's not ME that's slow?? It's this old lady who can't find her coupon

OH. MY. GAWD. I am feeling you on that one. My manager used to say that to me all the time. One day I had a regular that I was cool with digging in her purse for something (coupons, change, etc.) and he told me to move faster so I got loud and said “I’m ready to move but this customer has to find her stuff. COME ON LADY HURRY UP!” She faked a shocked look and he pulled me aside and told me to never do that in front of customers. I told him that I will do it louder next time if he ever pulled that shit with me again. He did the following week and true to my word I was screaming it at the top of my lungs. This time though it wasn’t a customer I knew and he called corporate and when he did he said it was the mangers fault and he got into trouble. Sometimes I don’t know how I get so lucky to never get into real trouble at work. Long story short that manager tried his best to sabotage me the rest of the time he was in that store. I just wish they would do it on policies that I didn’t know better then them. 


-Rodney

RWBY Musings! Only one episode so far and already I can tell that Volume 5 will be my favourite season of RWBY yet...

This isn’t really a review. This is just me fangasming at how much I loved this episode.

I’m as jubilant and drunk off this new season as Krow is by the end of the episode!

Let’s give a hand for my favourite character of this new season. Oh my gosh! Oscar is sooo precious! I mean I already liked him from last season but I love him even more now after this first episode! He’s sooo adorable! 

 And he said it! We all knew he was going to say it and he did!

He said the ‘...You have silver eyes’ line, all the while gazing at Ruby like she was the most beautiful person he’s ever seen. I don’t know if Oscar is just awed to see someone with silver eyes since he’s never really seen someone with those eyes before or…if this is the first sign of him possibly having a crush on Ruby….I dunno,,,,

Either way, I don’t care! That’s all I needed! This is EXACTLY how I envisioned how Oscar’s first meeting with Ruby would be and BAM!
 RosePine confirmed! I’m calling it now! Woooohooo!

Krow is me at the end of this episode! Oh gosh! I love it! I can already tell that I’m going to enjoy this season the most.
The improved visuals and animation style. The amazing background visuals in the new opening. That  new OPENING THEME! BOSS!
Oscar joining the team!
Aaah, this might just be my favourite season yet and it’s just getting started. It is ON!

Thank youuuuuuuuu Roosterteeth! 

On a side note, can I just take a sec to applaud RoosterTeeth for this picture here in the beginning! I don’t know if it was meant to be intentional but I spot a lil possible LGBT representation there in the background and I just wanted to point it out to see if anyone else noticed this too.

Overall, I’m excited for this season. Sorry for the spoilers. I’m just really excited!  

`~LittleMissSquiggles (2017)

anonymous asked:

Hanzo with chubby s/o? Female or neutral please and thank you so much for what you do.

He pulled you close, head resting on your shoulder as his calloused hands resting on your stomach. You felt a flash of insecurity but you shoved that down, reminding yourself that he adores you no matter what.

You weren’t alone in your insecurities, Hanzo feeling the same about his own history with his brother. Despite that you both thought the other could do much better, you fell in love. The two of you just slowly patching up the other’s scars and insecurities.

He felt warmth in your closeness, his body aching for you whenever you were gone. He wanted to revel in this forever, being around you made him feel a flicker of hope for the future.

Your nose rubbed against his chest, electricity sparkling through his body at the movement that you did. He knew it may not last forever so he spent this time to remember this time with you.

Your hand rested against his cheek, thumb brushing against the brushes of his beard painted around his face. You rested your forehead against his, hands slipping down to rest on his shoulder.

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Yaomomo: *is emotional and teary*
Todoroki: *is clueless and is trying to help* IF YOU FEEL NAUSEOUS, THERE’S A PRESSURE POINT ON THE INSTEP OF YOUR FOOT..

At The Landsmeet

Loghain: whatever Howe may have done, he should have been brought to justice. There is no justice in butchering a man in his home

Cousland, whose father was in fact butchered in his home by Howe: 

Potter Potter Potter
  • Draco: Ugh, it's always 'Potter Potter Potter!' Why is everyone so obsessed with fucking Potter?!
  • Pansy: *sigh* Draco, that's literally just you. You are the only one obsessed with Potter
  • Draco: What?! Don't be ridiculous. What about the constant rumors??
  • Pansy: You started every one of those rumors
  • Draco: The stories in the Prophet?
  • Pansy: You mean the stories you came up with and then gave to Skeeter?
  • Draco: Well explain to me all the whispered conversations I hear when I'm *trying* to get work done?
  • Pansy: You talk to yourself when you do your homework
  • Draco: The badges with his name on them?
  • Pansy: You made those
  • Draco: The songs about him?
  • Pansy: You again
  • Draco: It's not just me! The other Slytherins all make fun of him too!
  • Pansy: You threatened to ostracize us if we didn't regularly antagonize him!
  • Draco: Well surely you can't imagine I'm responsible for the rampant speculation about his sex life
  • Pansy: You literally started a betting pool about the size of his dick.
  • Draco: All the girls asking him to the dance?
  • Pansy: You offered fifty galleons to anyone who swore they would take him and then not touch him
  • Draco: The invasive fantasies about his mouth?
  • Pansy: You— wait, what?
  • Draco: The shrine to him under my bed?
  • Pansy: Oh my god
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fond.

dunkirk is the kind of film you sit on after you see it. at first you’re like, yeah that was a good film. it was a different kind of war movie. then you leave the theater and you start thinking about it, all your favorite moments, the ones that made you bite your nails off. you think about the message and what christopher nolan is really trying to get across with the way he directed it. and then you realize that it’s actually sort of spectacular. because you were in the film. you weren’t just hearing a bunch of dialogue, knowing what someone was going to do next. you were basically living it. between the music and the acting, you were feeling what they were feeling. long story short, if you were unsure of dunkirk at first: sit on it. i guarantee you’ll see the beauty in it. 

i can’t believe space dad j'onn j'onzz has known this entire time that alex danvers is a huge lesbian since he can read minds and it makes me wonder did he ever read her mind when she was trying to figure out if she’s gay?? like throughout the day she would subconsciously just think about how amazing girls are and j'onn is just like “alex are you kidding me there is no way you are straight” but being the respectful, supportive father he is he just let her figure it out and then wait for her to tell him on her own terms

Matt and Shiro's reunion

Shiro: Matt?? Matt is that you?! Oh my god!
Matt: wtf happened to your hair you look like a skunk
Shiro: It’s the stress and yOU KNOW IT
Matt: Yeah trying to get that eyeliner on point must be stressful
Shiro: *looks at the camera like he’s in the office*

The Tragedy of Darkiplier and Warfstache

My heart is pounding as I write this.

(Gifs from @markired.)

Darkiplier isn’t evil.

Considering the Colonel’s breakdown as his last shred of sanity finally giving in, it makes total sense why he runs from us.

Wilford is scared. Celine and Damien? They were his only support system. They were the only ones he considered friends. The only ones he thought he could trust.

They truly did care about him.

They knew they couldn’t leave Will alone, so they took one more shot at life to see if he could live without them.

It’s obvious now that he can’t.

Wilford has no one left. No more support system, no one left to keep him grounded.

Why do you think Damien thought he had to relay the news of Mark’s death to him? He had to do it carefully so he wouldn’t lose it– but was surprised at the fact that he didn’t. That’s why Damien snapped at him (“You come find me when you pull your head out of your ass!”), and almost immediately apologized after taking a moment to think (“I lost my temper, and it wasn’t right”). That was because Damien cared enough to make sure he got the information from someone he knew was safe and trustworthy.

Darkiplier is Celine and Damien’s last physical chance to make sure Wilford will be okay.

Darkiplier was born out of love.

Think about it.

He doesn’t like giving people choices anymore because Damien and Celine were forced to be selfless if they ever wanted to see Will again.

He sits at the opposite end of the ego table because he knows Wilford is dangerous, but will still put himself at something of a risk as an attempt to keep him from going too far off the rails.

He chooses his words carefully and speaks calmly when talking to him just to make sure nothing he says will trigger him again, to be certain that Wilford knows he means well before saying anything else to him that might set him off.

His figure shatters because his shell can barely handle the physical agony of having two souls trapped inside of him.

Damien and Celine are still in him somewhere, but can’t take another risk at losing their only chance to make sure Wilford is okay.

The mirror shattering was his heart breaking into a million pieces, because no longer could he allow himself to love his friend and be there as Damien and Celine once had.

Darkiplier was born out of love.

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The stages of saying ❝I love you❞ (Alec Version)

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