he kills me with his looks

anonymous asked:

favorite ron quotes that really capture his personality?

  • “Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.” #iconic
  • “I’d hate to see what the Ministry’d do to me if I blew up an aunt. Mind you, they’d have to dig me up first, because Mum would’ve killed me.“
  •  “I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I … must … not … look … like … a … baboon’s … backside… .”
  • “When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we’re going to be having a shufti to see if it’s solid, aren’t we, we’re not going to be asking, ‘Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?’ ”
  • “Oh, of course,” said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. “I forgot we’ll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.”
  • Also that line about how he’s gonna teach Hermione his whole family tree? Kill. Me. I love my kids. HE LOVES HER SO MUCH. 

anonymous asked:

Gemma liked Liam's photo yesterday so now I have a headcanon about Harry going over to visit baby Payno yesterday and afterwards sending Gemma(and Anne probably) the cute pictures he took of him 🙈 that's probably not what happened but it's cute to think about haha

I’m still in awe of how tiny Baby Payne is???? Like… He looks like he could fit in the palm of Liam’s hand. I need a picture of Liam holding him like a proper baby because I’m 100% sure that Baby Payne is half the size of his arm. :(((

But, oh my god. This killed me. Can you imagine baby Payne in his arms? He’d be grinning so widely and his eyes would be trained on the little thing as he snuffles in his arms and lets out the sweetest little muffles and whines. Bright eyes staring up at his green eyes as he lets the baby hold onto his finger, and kick out at his upper arm. And Cheryl and Liam would be snapping photos to keep as memories and he’d ask them to send them to him so he could send them back to his mum;

Mum, I held a baby today. They were so tiny. Christ, I want one so much right now. 

Your baby fever has hit the roof, hm?

You think my missus would let us have one?

You’d have to talk to her, sweetheart. 

Christ, can I give Harry a baby just so I can see him holding them and cooing and grimacing over them as they chew on his fingers? :((((( xx

anonymous asked:

The line where he's like, if you're nothing without the suit you shouldn't have it just KILLS ME cause that's such a call back to cap calling out tony and how in im3 he realizes he's iron man with our without the suit and just wants Peter to UNDERSTAND THAT AHHH

it’s such an amazing character arc like honestly I AM LIVIN G. I have a lot of issues with IM3 but the one thing they got right was the fact that Tony isn’t the suit. He’s his heart and his incredible mind. He’s a futurist. And I just??? Peter is so smol and pure?? He has so much left to learn??? And heliterally looks up at Tony and thinks maybe the suit will bring me an inch closer to what this man, this hero is, and I can’t even dEAL. 

Text Message From a Stranger

@anarchyrenegade @mrskokitztelford @localkillla @ineedthesons @jade770 Well here you go my loves

You watched Chibs from afar, you knew you shouldn’t be here that you being here could get him killed but you needed to make sure he was okay. God did Chibs look anything but okay. His skin was paler then usual and his clothes seemed to swallow him. You wondered if he’d been eating. You watched as Jax gently hugged the older man, saying something to him you couldn’t hear. “Y/N?” A voice whispered behind you in complete surprise, causing you to jump out of your skin. You turned and faced the person, Juice. “Shut up. You didn’t seem me.” You walked past him, only to have your arm grabbed. “What the hell? Have you seen what-.” You clasped your hand over his mouth staring him in the eye. “Do I look like I’m blind Juice?” You growled. “Do you think I would do this if I had a choice?” He mumbled sadly under your hand. “I had too. I had too or both of us would have ended up dead. That man wasn’t planning to let any of us out of that shop that day. I had to not give Chibs another weak spot, give any of you a week spot. I know more about this club then I should, so I have to be dead,” You paused glaring at him, “and you need to forget I’m not.” You pushed him away and swiftly left. — Chibs sat at the bar, gently putting his head down. Tomorrow was your funeral and he wasn’t sure if he could bring himself to go. It wasn’t an easy thing, admitting you were dead. Tears again filled his eyes, he closed them pushing the stupid things back. He would not cry. He felt a hand on his back and looked over at Gemma. “I’m so sorry baby.” She said, opening her arms to him. He hung his head accepting her comfort. Her eyes were filled with remorse for him. “You deserved more happiness then what you got from life so far.” “So did they,” He mumbled out, as she let him go. He wandered to his room in the Clubhouse. He dropped on to his bed, “I’m so sorry Y/N. I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you.” He grabbed the half empty bottle of whiskey that lay on his bed, opening it and downing it. — You could see that chibs obviously wasn’t listening to the person preach, and neither were you, all you could here was what Juice has said last night. You stepped away with a slight sniffle. You couldn’t stand to look at him anymore. You had no family, so it was only Chibs and the club. “I’m sorry Chibs.” —- Juice stood up half way through the funeral, much to the surprise of those present. He stormed away; he couldn’t do this to Chibs not when he had touch the person he loved last night. It wasn’t fair. He walked away, “Damn it!” He slammed his fist into a tree. His shoulder was grabbed by Chibs causing him to jump. “C-Chibs!” “Juice,” He hugged the younger man. Juice went rigid in his grasp. “Thank you for coming, but you don’t need to stay.” “Yes I do Chibs.” He hugged Chibs tightly. “Then after… There’s something I need to tell you.”
“Help Me.”

For, @jrocky412.

From, SPRING BREAK PROMT LIST!!! Check it out HERE!!!

He was chasing after you again and now you were on the floor of his basement. His eyes looked grossly discolored and his sickening smile made you cry.

“Please kill me!” You screamed. “Don’t do anything else, please!” You begged. “You can just kill me!”

Suddenly Sonny was standing in front of your assailant.

“Help me!” You cried out as he attacked the disgusting man. He checked over your body and you felt safe in his arms.

“On go, we’re going to run, okay!” His eyes made you feel calm as he took your hand.

“Hey,” Sonny cooed softly. You shot up and looked around as your eyes adjusted to the dim light. Grey bed sheets and a blue comforter covered you as you realized you were soaked. You felt to arms envelope you and you breathed in the scent.

“Sonny,” you sighed.

“I’m right here,” he cooed. “I’m right here, doll.”

And he was and he would be, forever.  

Fuck me- TMFS

You watched Chibs from afar, you knew you shouldn’t be here that you being here could get him killed but you needed to make sure he was okay. God did Chibs look anything but okay. His skin was paler then usual and his clothes seemed to swallow him. You wondered if he’d been eating. You watched as Jax gently hugged the older man, saying something to him you couldn’t hear.

“Y/N?” A voice whispered behind you in complete surprise, causing you to jump out of your skin. You turned and faced the person, Juice.

“Shut up. You didn’t seem me.” You walked past him, only to have your arm grabbed.

“What the hell? Have you seen what-.” You clasped your hand over his mouth staring him in the eye.

“Do I look like I’m blind Juice?” You growled. “Do you think I would do this if I had a choice?” He mumbled sadly under your hand. “I had too. I had too or both of us would have ended up dead. That man wasn’t planning to let any of us out of that shop that day. I had to not give Chibs another weak spot, give any of you a week spot. I know more about this club then I should, so I have to be dead,” You paused glaring at him, “and you need to forget I’m not.” You pushed him away and swiftly left.

Chibs sat at the bar, gently putting his head down. Tomorrow was your funeral and he wasn’t sure if he could bring himself to go. It wasn’t an easy thing, admitting you were dead. Tears again filled his eyes, he closed them pushing the stupid things back. He would not cry. He felt a hand on his back and looked over at Gemma.

“I’m so sorry baby.” She said, opening her arms to him. He hung his head accepting her comfort. Her eyes were filled with remorse for him. “You deserved more happiness then what you got from life so far.”

“So did they,” He mumbled out, as she let him go. He wandered to his room in the Clubhouse. He dropped on to his bed, “I’m so sorry Y/N. I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you.” He grabbed the half empty bottle of whiskey that lay on his bed, opening it and downing it.

You could see that chibs obviously wasn’t listening to the person preach, and neither were you, all you could here was what Juice has said last night. You stepped away with a slight sniffle. You couldn’t stand to look at him anymore. You had no family, so it was only Chibs and the club.

“I’m sorry Chibs.”

—-

Juice stood up half way through the funeral, much to the surprise of those present. He stormed away; he couldn’t do this to Chibs not when he had touch the person he loved last night. It wasn’t fair. He walked away, “Damn it!” He slammed his fist into a tree. His shoulder was grabbed by Chibs causing him to jump. “C-Chibs!”

“Juice,” He hugged the younger man. Juice went rigid in his grasp. “Thank you for coming, but you don’t need to stay.”

“Yes I do Chibs.” He hugged Chibs tightly. “Then after… There’s something I need to tell you.”

—————

@anarchyrenegade @localkillla @ineedthesons @mrskokitztelford @jade770


HERE IT IS WITH ACTUAL PARAGRAPH BREAKS AND SHIT. (I FUCKING HOPE)

“Please Kill Me.”

For, @lizziemcguriee

From, SPRING BREAK PROMPT LIST!!!–Check it out!!! HERE!!!

“Look, obviously we’re not getting anywhere.” Rita rolled her eyes.

“Obviously, but let’s just continue this charade, until I can convince you to change your mind.”

Please, kill me.” Rita sighed hitting her head on her desk.

“I would, but then I would be committing premeditated homicide.”

“Look, my client, is not going along with this.”

“Make him change his mind.”

“Look, Rita, I know you don’t want me to sweep you in court while defending a man for a crime he clearly committed, so convince him to make a plea.”

“Ugh! I’m trying!” Rita threw her hand in the air. “This guy has some big macho man attitude, he loves to show off his huge muscles, sneer at anything I say, tell me all about all the best clubs in town–”

Please tell me more.” Barba smirked.

“Okay!” Rita pushed her chair back and stood up. “I’ll talk to him again, but you might need to talk to him, if you don’t want to go through a trial.” She grabbed her bags and huffed out of the room.

rustygirlriding  asked:

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?!" Doc and Vii

prompt here, continued from here

Doc felt something hard on her leg, more importantly in replace of her leg. Viios was kissing him all over the face, but stopped as she noticed his concerned look.

“What?” 

He put her down. “What happened to you while I wasn’t your doctor?” He asked, concerned. 

“Eh, I got thrown in carbonite, the freezing was imperfect, got sick, Lana cured that.” She started. “Lost a leg thanks to the Carbonite poisoning,”

“What?!” Doc asked.

“Got stabbed in the gut,”

“Vii?!”

“Went to a parted, almost got killed by Vaylin twice, Defeated Valkorian, for like the 4th time or something.”

“You lost a LEG?!”

“Yeah?” 

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!” Doc panicked 

“Well its no big deal now!”

Xucie had managed to catch up to them. overhear the conversation. “The only thing he took from that was the missing leg? Not the fact she got stabbed in the gut with a lightsaber and survived.” 

“WITH A LIGHTSABER?!?”

“You wanna see the scar?” She lifted up her tunic. “See!”

“I- WHAT… HO-W?”

“Welcome to the fold Kimble.” Xucie patted him on the back. 

jostello  asked:

Haha I used to live in Florida two years ago and I constantly was at the Kylo m&g but every time I brought my mother she scolded him for killing Han. Also I have a video where she does it again but hands her phone to the cast members to stand next to my sister and me and then he just gets really close to my mom to intimidate her and she looks so tense lmao. But then she says "she [me] thinks you're gonna be my son and law. I say no way no how" and then he fucking shakes his fist at her.

LMAO omgggg that’s so great, I really wanna yell “ben” at him but I’m too shy lol

anonymous asked:

You know what fictional character you remind me of? Harry Potter, I know it's not supernatural but like harry deals with so much shit and then by the end he manages to defeat the big bad and go on to get his happy ending. Right now with all the hate coming your way your in the beginning books and eventually you'll kill the horcruxes and defeat Voldie (hate anons) and get your happy ending ( being able to write with out useless hate anons), until you get there I'll be looking on in awe 😃😁👍

This is beautiful. I wish I was Harry Potter  ⚯͛ △⃒⃘

Originally posted by hogwartsfansite

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Loki and I searched out some super bright murals to take photos in front of while he was wearing his super bright rain/winter coat. Gawd. He goes from handsome to adorable in the span of two photos, I swear. Next photo outing I’m going to try to find more pastel walls. <3

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the progression from “no i’m not talking to my spouse” to
“SHIT SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO MY SPOUSE”

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Take it, take it, take it! Mark is ready to stab you with some fresh sharp rap

Mothers Day

-Sirius is sat drinking alone, Grimmauld place is as dark an grim as ever. The curtain covering Walburga’s painting must have fallen because he can hear her screaming again.- - 

Sirius: I get it *Laughs bitterly* 

Walburga: Look at what you’ve become… you betrayed me, and then what? got your little friends killed too, didn’t you? 

Walburga: What will you do? Cover me with a curtain? 

Sirius: *takes the curtain from the floor but freezes as Walburga starts speaking*

Sirius: *through his teeth* 

Walburga: Regulus chose to join the death eaters because he was a black. 

Sirius: Me? *laughs rather maniacally* 

((OOC: Since its mothers day in the UK have some post- Azkaban black family angst… 

Walbluga played by @sirussly (so beautifully terrifying on such short notice) 

and thanks to @jilylicious for helping me develop a super rough idea, you’re amazing))