he just put it nicely

littleleafking  asked:

imagine mo guan shan getting sick and he tian coming over and meeting Mos mama, saying he wanted to check up on his friend and Mos mama is just like happy hes someone who is super nice (He tian putting on the gentlemen act :3 )

That’s a cute scenario :)

I wonder what he tian would bring to make Guan Shan fell better?

Do you think he will try to make some home made soup? lol.

I cannot believe prompto’s idea of flirting with cindy was to get up insanely early, stand on a hill that was freaking outside of town, and take a scenic (???) picture of her grandfather’s garage in order to show his affection–presumably meaning he was going to give it to her/show it to her at some point in time. Like??? “oh cindy here look at this cool picture of the garage you work at every day. bet you’ve never seen it before, huh?” Has this child ever successfully talked to a crush ever? Like that is super cute but also u could have idk just talked to her instead? Can someone help him? What an absolute dork

anonymous asked:

lmao imagine if that human went and said somethin really offensive to someone like ultra mag with the sweetest most innocent look on their face bc they were told it meant something simple like 'you look nice today!' in cybertronian

Oh LORD

You go up to Ultra Magnus and say, “I’ve been working on my Cybertronian! Wanna hear?” and he looks SO proud of course he wants to hear.

Then you say the Thing and his face drops. For a second he’s horrified. Then he’s MAD.

you are sent to the corner to think about what you said while he comes up with a suitable punishment. He can’t believe you’d say something like that!  confused, you get upset.

“d-did i say it wrong? I just wanted to tell you look nice today…”

He puts two and two together pretty quick and asks you taught you that phrase.

“Whirl…”

Gently, he explains what you actually said. And that you should never listen to Whirl, ever. You are no longer confined to the corner.

Magnus gives Whirl cleaning duty and basically grounds him.

Next time Cyclonus fights Whirl he pretends not to notice.

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Chloe  ‘Easily Offended’  Tousignant

“ That bear has some kind of super thick skin. It took three tranquilizer darts to bring it down. 

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Others mentioning Athelstan in 3.07 for Anonymous

Some meme I found on DA

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ANOREXIA

[] you have dry skin.
[] you eat 1 meal.
[] you’re very weak.
[] you hate your body.
[] you starve yourself.
[X] you have low self esteem.
[] you use laxatives.
[] you need to be skinnier.
[] people always say you’re skinny, but you think you’re fat.
[] people think you are too skinny.

Total: 1

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)

[X] your mind is all over the place.
[X] you are hyper most of the time.
[/] you barely pay attention to anything.
[-] you cannot cooperate with people well.
[-] you seem to never sit still.
[] you talk all the time.
[] you need attention 24/7.

Total: 2.75

BIPOLAR DISORDER

[X] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[X] you are very irritable. “I sometimes feel it.”
[X] you barely get any or no sleep.
[/] you are anti-social.
[X] you have very high self esteem at times.
[] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[X] you have thought of/attempted suicide.

Total: 5.5

BULIMIA NERVOSA

[] you throw up all of your food.
[] you throw it up even when you don’t feel sick.
[X] you have no control over how you eat.
[] you use laxatives.
[X] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[] you always say you are fat, when you aren’t.
[] people think you are way too skinny

Total: 2

CONDUCT DISORDER

[] you are a bully.
[/] you threaten other people. (Gohan only threats people who do bad things or when he feels pushed and stressed)
[X] you often find yourself in fights.
[X] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[] you have raped/molested someone.
[] you destroy property on purpose.
[] you always lie.
[X] you stay out all night.
[X] you have ran away from home.

Total: 4.5

DEPRESSION

[X] you are always sad.
[X] you find no hope in your future.
[X] you find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love
[] you always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[/] you can be/are anti-social.
[X] you have low self esteem.
[X] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[X] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[] you are failing school.
[X] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[X] you have ran away from home.
[X] hope is no longer there for you.

Total: 9.5

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While i don’t think the skelebros were ever children, my personal braincannon would be is that Pap would be one of those kind of brothers who does absolutely everything for his bro bro

also i picture papy being the elder sibling aheh

You know sometimes I see the promo team or even the fandom shrinking Jemma down to make Fitz look better, esp concerning their science skills and how much Jemma actually excelled back at the Academy and that really grates my cheese.

You know something that really bothers me about people saying that James Potter faked growing up to get Lily (or that he harassed her instead of asking her out a few times, tops) is that it takes away from Lily. She was a clever, vibrant, spunky girl. This is canon.

Why the hell would she ever go out with someone who harassed her? She got rid of a toxic friendship with someone she still loved because it was toxic, but it wasn’t immediately dangerous. He called her a slur. He was friends with people who were prejudiced against her. It was worrisome, but he wasn’t a danger to her (yet– who knows what may have happened if they had stayed friends).

Why would she date a boy who had harassed her by asking her out 5,000 times a day? Or a guy who bullied everyone in sight? Or a guy who didn’t take a war that threatened her life seriously? Or someone who is just unbearably juvenile? Is it because James is popular, rich and handsome? Why can’t she see that he’s fooling everyone? 

Forget James for a second here. I think this slights Lily’s character quite a bit. Then she becomes the naive, stupid little girl who has to be saved by Snape from the jerk jock, and that’s unfair not to mention absolutely ridiculous.

Sam Wilkinson - Not letting you go

Request: Hey! Could you please write one of sammy and nash? Maybe Sammy being jealous when we go clubbing or idk thank you!! 😀

MASTERLIST

I was waiting for this night the whole week! I was away because of work and the boys were out of town too, but now we all were back in LA and decided to go clubbing. My squad was the best. Who else could say that their best friends are Nate Maloley, Jack Johnson, Jack Gilinsky, Nash Grier and Sam Wilkinson? We were the ultimate squad. Of course I had girl friends, but I preferred being with the guys since they were all so amazing. And besides, I kinda had a crush on Sammy. He was the most amazing guy I have ever known, and I was just hoping he would feel the same way.

I put on a nice dress and curled my hair, because once Nash said it looks good on me. They picked me up at eight, and then the party started!

We went to a popular club nearby, it was hard to get in, but when your friends were famous, it was easy.

We had a table booked for us and when we got there Sam and Nate went to the bar to get us some drinks.

“So, how is it going, Y/N?” Nash asked scooting closer.

“Good, I’m just busy because of work, but I guess you can relate to it,” I said smiling at him.

“Yeah, life is crazy nowadays,” he sighed. “But I’m glad we can hang out, I missed my little girl!” He grinned at me and put one arm around my shoulders. He was just like my brother and always called me ‘little girl’ even though I was older than him.

“Aw, I missed my boys too!”

“Your boys missed you too!” I heard Sammy saying as they returned with our drinks. My heart skipped a beat as he said that but I also knew he only meant it in a friendly way.

After a few shots our mood got better and better, we couldn’t stop laughing, the boys were goofing around, some girls tried to get the boys’ attention, but it was a squad night, so they didn’t care about them.

Sam and Nate went out to have a cigarette and the Jack’s were at the bar getting our next drinks, so it was just Nash and me at the table.

“Hey, do you want to dance?” he asked smirking at me. The Hills were playing by The Weeknd and I couldn’t say no, it was one of my favourite songs.

“Hell yes!”

He escorted me to the dance floor and we started to follow the rhythm of the song. His hands were on my waist and I had my arms around his neck. I felt all those jealous stares from the other girls that didn’t have a chance with the boys that night.

He leaned closer to my ear and started to tell me weird jokes about the people that were around us and I couldn’t stop laughing. He was talking about the guy next to us who wore a shirt with the word womanizer on it while he was obviously not a womanizer, and my eyes met Sam’s. He looked mad, he looked like he was about to beat someone right at the moment.

I told Nash that we should go back so we walked back to the table. Sam had his eyes on me the whole time, but I didn’t know what his problem was.

“Sam, are you okay?” I asked worrying. I put my hand on his arm, but he shook it off.

“Yes, everything is fine,” he spat and then sat down next to Nate.

I decided not to care about it, probably he just saw someone he hated.

After a while we started to take some photos, because Nash wanted to post about our night on Instagram. We had a staff member take the photos, we posed for the camera and between two pictures Nash decided to pull me onto his lap. I just laughed at him but then gladly hugged his neck and smiled to the camera.

The next thing I knew was that Sam got onto his feet and stormed out of the place.

“What is his problem?” I asked looking at the boys. Nash and the Jacks seemed like they had no idea, but I could feel Nate knew what was wrong. “Nate, what happened?” I asked stepping to him.

“I… I think you should ask him. Go after him,” he suggested. I didn’t ask more, I fought myself through the crowd and headed to the exit.

I was almost out of the place when I felt two hands on my ass grabbing it hard.

“Hey baby, do you want to dance?” A completely drunk guy was smirking at me keeping me in his arms.

“Let me go!” I tried to push him away but he was stronger than me. I hit him where I could reach him but he wouldn’t let me go.

“Let’s have some fun beautiful,” he winked at me and pushed his waist to mine, I could feel his erection, I have never felt more disgusted in my entire life.

When I thought that I don’t have a chance to escape him someone grabbed him, he let me go and a second later he was on the ground. Sam was standing next to him with his fist still ready to hit. The guy was groaning on the floor holding his nose and his face was covered in blood. I was in shock, I was just standing there staring at him not being aware of what just happened.

I felt two hands around my waist and I immediately recognized Sam’s cologne.

“Come on, let’s go outside,” he said pulling me out of the place. I held onto his shirt like dear life, and he hugged me tightly.

“Are you okay?” he asked when we were on the street.

“Uhm, I guess,” I said still feeling a bit dizzy.

“Did he hurt you?”

“No, you came just in time.” I smiled at him weakly and he finally laughed.

“I’m glad. Why were you alone?” he asked furrowing he eyebrows.

“I came after you. Why did you storm out like that earlier?”

He seemed like he got nervous. Running his fingers through his hair he finally looked back at me taking a deep breath.

“I just couldn’t watch how you and Nash were acting.”

“What?” I asked not believing what I just heard.

“Okay, maybe I will scare you away from me with it, but I just can’t keep it in me anymore.”

I held my breath waiting for him to continue.

“I really like you, Y/N, and I just couldn’t bare seeing you have a good time with Nash. You two obviously have something, and I’m totally supporting you, I just…”

I didn’t let him finish. I crashed my lips onto his and kissed him finally. I had been waiting for this for so long and it was better than I imagined.

At first he was taken aback, but then put his arms around me and pulled me closer to him while I was hugging his neck tightly. He kissed me over and over again, and it felt like our lips were meant to kiss each other. It was the best few minutes of my life.

When we pulled away I rested my forehead against his with his face in my hands.

“Do you still think that we have a thing with Nash?” I asked biting my lip.

“No,” he smiled at me giving me a peck on the lips. “You can’t even imagine how long I have been waiting to be able to do this,” he sighed caressing my back gently. “Just to warn you,” he started looking into my eyes. “from now on, I’m not letting you go.”

My smile grew wide and I couldn’t be happier.

“I’m totally fine with it,” I said kissing him one more time.

       level with me about something:      parker.    does he have like a lifetime free stash of sephora stuff cause i see him on everyone’s instagram and he’s surrounded by these beautiful women and men,   yourself included,   so   …   y’know?    what’s the deal with the skinny legged guy?    he putting out some kind of pheromones?                    is he just really nice?        

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