he just looks so hot in that kit

THINGS SAID BETWEEN MY FRIEND AND I
feel free to change pronouns.

  • ❛ you’re a ride or die friend. ❜
  • ❛ i’ll make you wear something ugly so i look good. ❜
  • ❛ the church looks scary. ❜
  • ❛ we know nothing. ❜
  • ❛ i’m sensitive to people’s feelings. ❜
  • ❛ i’m putting on gold digger by kanye west. ❜
  • ❛ i can’t believe he actually said that. ❜
  • ❛ there’s just a car outside and i thought you were creeping. ❜
  • ❛ but you’re my best friend. ❜
  • ❛ sucks that we don’t have matching bottles now. ❜
  • ❛ the dating life ain’t for us. ❜
  • ❛ he looks good though. ❜
  • ❛ shit, that police officer’s hot. ❜
  • ❛ forewarning that i look like shit right now. ❜
  • ❛ chin game strong. ❜
  • ❛ um, don’t be rude. ❜
  • ❛ i’ll pray for you. ❜
  • ❛ why are you wearing sunglasses indoors 
  • ❛ i’m a versatile person. ❜
  • ❛ i’m so beautiful. ❜
  • ❛ there’s a guy behind me that looks like tarzan. ❜
  • ❛ you’re just a small little bee in the beehive. ❜
  • ❛ i bought kit kats. i guess that’s pretty exciting. ❜
  • ❛ it was also awkward because everyone knew what just happened. ❜
  • ❛ so i made out with the best man. ❜
  • ❛ i want to adopt him. ❜
  • ❛ every time trump starts talking i feel myself age 20 years. ❜
  • ❛ your kid can teach my kid good things. ❜
  • ❛ these people are nuts, man. ❜
  • ❛ our government is great !