he isnt a creature but still

anonymous asked:

actually, ink creatures dont die when you hit them. they just turn into an ink puddle (like alice describes). but the ones on level 14 are really dead, because you can still see their remains and hearts. since norman isnt a cartoon and seems to be covered in ink, it makes sense that he would die if hit. but those other toons? how do you even kill them?

I can buy that for the Searchers fine, but why does Alice directly say to kill the Butcher Gang during your one task (which is also the objective)? She even says “Smash them into puddles! Kill them!,“ so it’s not like them turning into puddles means they’re not dying.

You’re an idiot

Request- “So glad you’re back!! Could you do an imagine where (Y/n) is a worker at JW, and she happens to be at the paddock when the I-Rex escapes and, she’s hiding in the same truck Owen cuts the gas lines to? So when she realizes the truck isn’t going anywhere she’s incredibly frustrated takes and takes some of that frustration out on Owen when she finally meets him and he just kind of laughs it off before realizing she could help him with the situation and recruits her to get the I-Rex under control.” + “Can you do one where the reader has feelings for Owen but becomes a tiny ball of sass and hostility to try and hide it. Of course Owen sees right through that though. And yeah you can take that wherever. P.S I’m glad you don’t do smut. You rock and I love your writing.”

Requested by- Anon and @k1ttyturah

Warnings- Swearing


The large creature roared as the gate closed on her, you jumped into one of the trucks and ducked towards the back where supplies sat. You cringed each time she’d roar. Soon enough, her rumbling steps faded. You jumped in the front and tried to follow after her. The car wouldn’t move. You threw open the door, nearly beheading the beloved raptor trainer.

“Jesus Christ, Y/N! Watch it!” Owen shouted as he narrowly dodged the door. As you caught of a whiff of gas, you leaned towards the former Navy-man. Your eyes narrowed.

“You! You cut the gas lines! I was going to follow that thing! Why? Why in the world would you do that! You incompetent man!” You exclaimed before hitting his chest a couple times. He escaped your grip and rubbed his ,most likely to be bruised, chest.

“Hey! In my defense that thing would’ve killed me!” He argued, his green eyes narrowing. Within that second the anger drained from his face and he just laughed. And laughed. And laughed. You angrily stomped your foot.

“Why don’t we just go get that thing and get the fuck out of here?” Owen stopped laughing and nodded.

“Let’s go.”

i still always see people talking about how candy red blood might have mutated, and how its related to lime blood, and all that and like. no offense but did yall even read homestuck? karkat isnt actually a mutant. he’s a perfect clone of himself, and isnt a mutated troll so much as a very similar completely unrelated creature.

anonymous asked:

What would a fell version of deathdoom look like tho What would a swap version of deathdoom look like tho

since deathdoom isnt his own character but an OC made up by papyrus i have to make a whole new character for underfell rather than to just ‘fell’ deathdoom, so for underfell say hello to:

softheart! he’s one of the children of tigerstar and sasha, but despite being an incredibly talented hunter and warrior, he decided to live as a kittypet because he couldn’t stand hurting other cats and creatures

sometimes the clans still seek him up for help because he is so incredibly talented and skilled, but softheart only helps them if it is really absolutely necessary or no one has to get hurt

i’ll do swap & swapfell later or tomorrow bc its way too late for a sick me to be drawing

dollygale  asked:

reunion falls au is so good and i'm so glad you're adding mabifica to the mix!!! my question is; in the series, grunkle stan has a much closer relationship with mabel than with dipper, how do you see the stan-dipper dynamic differing from that in this au, seeing as how he was the one to raise him?

for one thing stan has been a LOT more honest with dipper here. he did try to shield the kid from all the supernatural bullcrap hanging around at first, but that only worked until he was four or five at best. and he’s definitely not comfortable with just leaving the society of the blind eye to deal with it so instead he decides to teach dipper how to defend himself. dipper knows how to throw a punch and probably a few defensive spells and basic knowledge of the most common creatures lurking in the woods. of course, stan still isnt completely honest with dipper- he’s still kept him in the dark about the journals and the whole missing twin brother thing. he tries his best to discourage the kid from looking for trouble and a good chunk of his advice has more to do with avoiding danger than actually dealing with it when it happens. i’d imagine stan has become generally more responsible in this au out of necessity but he can still be a tough caretaker, and dipper alternates between respect, affection, and resentment for him. dipper’s not totally oblivious either, and he does get the feeling that stan knows more than he lets on. but they do love each other very genuinely and have a much closer relationship than they do in canon.

half pilipinx, half eastern european, queer af, passionate feminist

i get sexualized&exoticized or i get told i don’t look asian enough

white men assume all sorts of disgusting shit and my pilipinx family doesn’t support my sexuality or my feminism and wishes i spoke more tagalog

i grew up hating my jewish-frizzy pilipinx-thick hair, my big wide nose, my short stature but substantial breasts, all the features that i thought would look beautiful if i were just one or the other

but motherfuckers, i found intersectional feminism, and i learned –

i am manifest multitudes

my pilipinx family may hate so much of what i am but they’ve still shown me my heritage and culture, and tonight – tonight, tumblr, i came out to my 84 year old jewish father and he embraced me with open arms 

my ethnicity is multifaceted, my sexuality is multifaceted, people are not singular creatures and sometimes less so than others, and not only is that okay but that is incredible and that is human, and i love the identities that write that palimpsest on every inch of my skin and soul

asian revolution isnt anything without inclusivity, #allblacklivesmatter and i stand with #baltimore and #freddiegray and #myahall today and every fucking day. support black power, my fellow asians, and destroy white supremacy

i am an angry asian girl, and that is beautiful and that is powerful, and we are going to change the world. 


ok who do i choose to spy on first?

i choose…


yes meenah that is a GOOD life goal, you look very dashing in your fish hitler costume

although im concerned this means youve made your mind up about what to do with the vriskas

who next, calliope?



ok next, time to wonder… why are they talking about john 

wait no its each other

unfortunately it appears we will not see their conversation, HOWEVER, they are now exasperated and have died shortly before rose could perform the role for them, rising her up out of her jasprose stupor

now she is very confused

time to bring out the clubs— no not THOSE clubs gamzee go home

did they honestly argue for so long that they couldnt go on

this is amazing

now it’s rose’s time to be the quiet observant third wheel


will she lift  her back to the lilypad or what

oh dear god

now THAT… i am beyond words, that is bittersweet

terezi’s very obvious observations were correct, although whether jasprosesprite^2 manages to revive her desired matesprit is another story


ROXY: heeeeeeeeeeeeey!
KANAYA: You Said Another Hey
KANAYA: Are You Going To Say Hey Again By Any Chance
ROXY: heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
KANAYA: I Knew It Another Hey

its like the supd8

i love these two

ROXY: i GOT somethin 4 u
ROXY: thats the thing you gots to be guessin!

roxy stop this now

KANAYA: Is It The Thing Behind Your Back
ROXY: yup but u gotta be more specific
KANAYA: Is It A Little Piece Of Paper That Says Hey On It
ROXY: hahahahaha no but that would be SO FUNNY!
ROXY: hahaha youre pretty funny
ROXY: damn now i wanna go away and start this whole shit over so i can do that punchline instead
KANAYA: Maybe We Should Do Several Rehearsals First Just To Make Sure The Final Performance Is As Funny As Possible
ROXY: yes!!
ROXY: but no

…i think this might be slowly becoming my favourite platonic f/f character relationship

Surely This Has To Be A Holographic Projection Or Some Claymation Model

there it is, there she goes

kanaya has found her purpose

and is very previous for it

ROXY: but really it was always gonna be for you
ROXY: this egg is stinkin useless without someone whos qualified to care for it
ROXY: and thats you
ROXY: please look after the lil guy… i have developed some oddly motherly feelins for the spiky fucker myself
ROXY: it was like this whole quasi intellectu-motional SAGA or something for me to figure out how to make this freaking egg
KANAYA: Its A Matriorb
ROXY: yeah! that!

its their BABY

kanaya ur pregnant

KANAYA: Thank You

the fact kanaya is saying so little… it really means a lot…


roxy solvin everyones problems 4 them– oh fuck shes crYING

hmm, kanaya isnt sure what she has to do now

dont worry youll get your chance to heal blackspace

ROXY: the way i see it is you shouldnt have needed to worry about makin the thing
ROXY: i think it will be challenging enough like…
ROXY: hatching it??
ROXY: and tending to all the stuff that comes next
ROXY: isnt that basically being responsible for the preservation of an entire race of people?
ROXY: like not even a simple kinda people that all go about havin their own babies by themselves n such
ROXY: u have to set up and deal with this huge creature that does it all herself right?

yeah kanaya has a heavy task ahead of her

ROXY: oh yeah karkat came too didnt he
ROXY: where did he go?
KANAYA: Hes Still In The Cave
KANAYA: Meditating
ROXY: meditating huh
KANAYA: It Was A Very Spiritually Uplifting Encounter With The Denizen
KANAYA: It Really Uh
KANAYA: Blitzed Our Chakras
KANAYA: He Needs Some Time To Clear His Head
ROXY: heheh ok

amazing, youre not gonna even tell anyone karkat is unconscious

at least tell rose, because she can predict if he’ll wake up

or terezi, but you never speak to her so i dont expect it

ROXY: so you are roses girlfriend right?
KANAYA: I Dont Know
KANAYA: Is That What Humans Call A Matesprit When The Matesprit Is A Girl
ROXY: umm
ROXY: i dunno
ROXY: is a matesprit the thing trolls call each other when they are girlfriends or boyfriends with each other?
ROXY: ah ha!
ROXY: then uh
ROXY: the answer is yes?

kanaya, trolls know what girlfriends are! vriska called sollux aradia’s “8oyfriend”. 

also trolls know what scalding leaf fluid is. nepeta loves the stuff.

wait roxy doesnt know about quadrants? fuck. that’ll be trouble later. 

KANAYA: It Was Pretty Social Yes
KANAYA: But We Also Had Little Groups Who Generally Convened With Each Other More Often Than The Entire Ensemble Crowded Together For A Singular Noisy Affair
KANAYA: Such Events Were Pretty Rare So Maybe Not As Social As You Are Picturing
KANAYA: In Fact It Was Quite A Subdued Situation Compared To The Crowd I Was Formerly Accustomed To Congregating With

:o welp i guess everyone was segregated

KANAYA: There Were Twelve Of Us Back Then
ROXY: yeah WOW!!!
ROXY: i remember hearing about that from a friend
ROXY: who…
ROXY: never even existed from this frame of reference :(
ROXY: i guess thats another weird thing about my lil sojourn to get to this point…
ROXY: it is all made of memories now that didnt even happen for other people

who the fuck is this friend??? OH, FEFETA. damn. 

the funny thing about retconquest is that you never make the mistakes, like letting your sprite blow up, yet you know you would have. so there isnt much closure its more like an NDE.

KANAYA: Ill Need Him
ROXY: who
KANAYA: Nobody

*john voice* you dont need him.

but yeah if anyone can band together a massive group of ne’erdowells its karkat

KANAYA: Before You Came
KANAYA: I Was On My Way To Join You And Rose And John
KANAYA: Feeling Quite Sure I Was About To Get Ready To Fight
KANAYA: But Then You Gave Me This
KANAYA: And Now Im Unsure Of Everything To Which I Just Imminently Committed Myself
ROXY: how so
KANAYA: I Want To Help Us Win
KANAYA: But I Also Have A Lot Of Responsibility Now
KANAYA: In A Way That Is Much More Tangible And Also Spiky And Round And Sharp Than Just A Few Minutes Ago
KANAYA: And I Feel I Have To Consider Risk To Myself Is Now Also The Same As Risk To The Future Of My People
KANAYA: Does That Make Sense
ROXY: ooh i see
ROXY: yeah!
ROXY: it is like…..
ROXY: like say a mother wolf being all ready to stand up to some other asshole of nature
ROXY: like a nasty bear
ROXY: and shes ready to fight and all but also shes got to think about what happens to her pups if she gets hurt yeah?
KANAYA: Something Like That

aww ill be sad if kanaya doesnt fight…

i bet she really wants to but yeah

ROXY: just imagine instead of a wolf its like
ROXY: a mother uhhhh
ROXY: help me out here
KANAYA: Musclebeast
ROXY: a beautiful mother musclebeast
ROXY: and instead of a bear
ROXY: its um
ROXY: a metroid
KANAYA: Lets Say Good Enough
ROXY: damn straight
ROXY: be fuckin fight of the year right there

musclebeast vs metroid, make it happen people

ROXY: none of this next gen troll stuff is even going to matter if we dont win this fight
ROXY: so we have to prioritize beating all these goddamn villains
ROXY: specially the witch!
ROXY: any extra edge is going to help
ROXY: and tho i admit i dont know much about you i am feeling prrrettyyy confident in my assessment that u are probably some sort of sick deadly bitch
KANAYA: Who Told You My Secret
ROXY: i knews it ;)

:DD roxy is the rogue of void lmfao she literally digs up secrets

ROXY: dang?
KANAYA: That Was Really Motivational And I Feel Very Inspired Now
ROXY: for real?!
KANAYA: A Little Corny But Definitely Genuine And Moving
KANAYA: And Now Im Suddenly Psyched Again To Go Dunk A Narcissistic Fish Woman Into A Sea Dumpster
KANAYA: Not To Project Myself As Someone Fickle Or Lightly Swayed On Big Decisions
KANAYA: Maybe It Was Just A Roughly Thirty Second Spell Of Cold Feet And I Just Snapped Out Of It I Dont Know
KANAYA: But You Really Do Seem To Have A Way With Motivational Words
KANAYA: You Must Be A Natural Leader
KANAYA: I Think Your Group Was Lucky To Have You
ROXY: me?? nuhhh
ROXY: im not naturally good at that at all

see SOMEONE finally tells roxy how it is

rose look out ur hot mom is gonna steal ur girl

“we hella shall”

look at that

roxy has spent the whole day dragging or being dragged by space players around the incipisphere