he isn't even that animated in this


the pretty setter squad is almost complete we just need Akaashi (and Miya Atsumu but he isn’t even animated yet. God save us all when he is)


ゲスおと☆ (Gesu oto)

Aniban, an independent label, has announced the release of their ゲスおと☆ series, with two volumes currently planned for release in February.

Synopses (Paraphrased):

After being brought along to a big marriage partner hunting party (read: 婚活パーティー) by your company senpai, you find yourself overwhelmed by the chaos and liveliness of the party, and are subsequently abandoned by your senpai, who leaves you to go talk to a man she sets her sights on. 

Awkwardly standing about with no real idea of what to do, you hear a man’s voice calling out you.

However, that man is considered highly “individualistic,” or in other words, seems like he could be categorized as a ゲス (gesu*) type…

The first “gesu” guy in question is 千束友靖 (Senzoku Tomoyasu), a swimming instructor who has just recently broken up with his girlfriend. Worried over the fact that he hasn’t been able to stay with any particular girl for a long period of time, Tomoyasu decides to go to a matchmaking party for the purpose of finding a bride. 

Given that it’s a party conducted with the specific purpose of finding a marriage partner, he figures that a girl he falls in love with there won’t be able to escape the prospect of marriage with him.

And of course, Tomoyasu takes a liking to you, and you both end up going home together.

Overjoyed by the fact that he found you, Tomoyasu is unable to hold back…

ゲスおと☆ 白金泉 (Right):

The second “gesu” guy is 白金泉 (Shirogane Izumi), a cellist who is also an extreme clean-freak, and is forced to go to the marriage partner hunting party by his grandmother. Annoyed by just having to share the same air with other people, Izumi nevertheless tries to hide his discomfort to the best of his ability once the party begins. 

It is then, however, that you appear in front of him…

*ゲス = low-life/basically kind of an a** ( • v • )

**Namikawa’s volume may not be R18; it’s unclear due to conflicting information (but it’s likely not R18, as he didn’t use a pseudonym).

CVs: 佐和真中 (Nakazawa Masatomo), 浪川大輔 (Namikawa Daisuke)**

Release Date: February 24th, 2017.

anonymous asked:

The pure post with Naru and Shino and Shika and small animals was wonderful. But just imagine they find the senior Bio professor (Oro) and Naruto brings him a big snake going "Look who I found under my dishwasher isn't she pretty???"

“…Which classroom?” Kakashi asks, and it’s not his fault it comes out faint. 

“Bio,” Jiraiya says cheerfully, not even raising his head from the tests he’s grading. “Orochi-bastard must have finally convinced someone to listen to him rhapsodize about snakes. Though I’m kind of surprised it was Naruto - Minato definitely screamed whenever he saw a snake. Or Orochimaru, come to think of it. Where are you going? Isn’t your class in the east wing?”

“I’m feeling a little poorly,” Kakashi says quickly, sending Obito an SOS text as discretely as he can while he grabs frantically for his things. “You can cover my classes for the day, right?”

“I guess I could use the extra hours,” Jiraiya agrees, bemused, but Kakashi barely hears him; he’s already out the door and headed for the back. Probably best to just meet Obito down by the corner - staying close to the school when Naruto is conspiring with Orochimaru in addition to his usual cronies is just - a terrible idea all around.

Smitten Kitten (Chapter Nine)

Bucky and Steve FINALLY figure their shit out in this chapter. Finally.

I hope you guys are enjoying this :) Trying to add everyone to the tag list, let me know if I miss you :)


It was going on three weeks now of Tony being stuck in a partial shift and he was tired of it.

The longer he was in a half-cat state the more he struggled to talk normally, to have regular sleep cycles, and even to control his emotions. He had Steve and Bucky at the ready at all times to drop what they were doing and hold him, but it was really starting to wear on him, and they both felt bad about it.

Bucky wasn’t expecting to find Rhodes in the lab when he went looking for Tony to see if they could spend some naked time together, but there the colonel was, passed out on the couch with Tony dead asleep next to him, their arms wrapped right around each other, Tony’s head buried in Rhodeys chest.

“Hey did you find–oh.” Steve pulled up short next to him. “Those two are just friends, right?”

“Right.” Bucky nodded slowly, and motioned Steve back several feet so they wouldn’t disturb the nap. “Pretty sure.”

“And they sleep together? Like that?”

“You know Tony needs the extra sleep right now. Besides, Rhodes says they used to share a bed in MIT all the time.”

“But… platonic, right?”

“I guess so.” Bucky cleared his throat a little uncomfortably. “I understand wanting someone in your bed for physical comfort. Like we used to.”

“Yeah.” Steve looked down at the floor, then out the window- anywhere to avoid Bucky’s eyes. Then, “I miss you.” he blurted. “I miss… you. You moved out of our room, and now we can hardly be around each other without Tony there, and I hate that. It’s like we’re barely even friends anymore and I hate that.”

“I miss you too.” Bucky admitted. “You’re my best friend, Steve, this isn't… easy on me.”

“You’re my best friend too.” Steve said quietly. “But weren’t we… weren’t we trying for more than that?”

Keep reading


antichrist? it’s very good. brødre? that one, aswell. stjerner uden hjerner? maybe not that one, but the others are very good.

#look at this precious ray of sunshine being all happy and excited and passionate!!! 

Eren's Blessing Part 1
  • Jean: So... Eren, you know that Armin and I have been together for a while now-
  • Eren: Wait, what? This is news to me.
  • Jean: -and I've been thinking, since we're both really happy-
  • Eren: I didn't even know you were gay! I mean, honestly, that explains a LOT about Marco, but-
  • Jean: -I'm going to ask Armin to marry me.
  • Eren: WHAT?!
  • Jean: And I know your opinion means a lot to him, and since I can't ask his parents, I think having your blessing would mean a lot to him.
  • Eren: You... YOU want my blessing? To propose to my best friend?
  • Jean:
  • Jean: Yes.
  • Eren: No.
  • Jean: Why not?
  • Eren: It's just wrong. It's not normal.
  • Jean: Are you fucking kidding me? You're a homophobe, Eren? I don't even know why I'm surprised, you little shit, I guess I just thought that you'd be supportive of Armin, I mean he's your best friend-
  • Eren: NO. No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. I'm not homophobic at all. I'm actually... kind of going on a date with Captain Levi tomorrow-
  • Jean: Wait, what the fuck? And if you're not then what did you mean?
  • Eren: I meant that BESTIALITY is wrong.
  • Jean:
  • Eren: Get it?
  • Jean:
  • Eren: Because you're a horse?
  • Jean:
  • Eren: BESTIALITY! You know, humans being with animals. Although, technically Armin isn't human, but still- hey wait, Jean, where are you going?!
  • Eren:
  • Eren:
  • Jean: *from far away* I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!
  • Part 2: http://potato-fan-girl.tumblr.com/post/155928888968/erens-blessing-part-2

anonymous asked:

Contrary to popular belief McCree isn't a cat person or a dog person. He is actually a reptile person and has like three lizards and a turtle. Hanzo thinks it's the most adorable thing ever and his favorite lizard is the one named Fluffy.

mccree is the “i love animals so fucking much i dont even care what kind of animal it is” person. i lov mccree w lizards tho. imagine a teeny lil gecko on his hat. pure. wholesome. 

anonymous asked:

Maybe the animators don't like Sakura and she isn't a vital support for the series only Sasuke and Naruto are. No offense. Sakura is a tag along even for a suppose main character we never saw or Kishimoto wasn't interested in letting us know who the Sakura's parents where he obviously doesn't like her. At least he didn't mess around with SS moments I think that's the only thing Kishimoto handle well in the manga the anime was terrible doe. I hope I wasn't offensive if so I'm sorry.

You’re not offensive at all. However,

  1. During the 2015 Jump Festa, Kishimoto expressed how much he likes Sakura, and how upset he was by the fandom’s reception. He really tried his best with Sakura. He was proud for turning her into a “fine young lady“ by the end too.
  2. Kishi was pressed by the editor to not introduce Sakura’s parents in the manga, due to the low popularity of her character. However, RTN’s parent designs are Kishimoto’s.
  3. Oh dear, Sakura isn’t a vital support for the series? A LOT of the manga isn’t vital to the plot’s progression, but it serves for its better appreciation, and those parts aren’t treated as badly by the animators. Almost all characters are in a way or another subplots to Naruto’s and Sasuke’s developments. They are the protagonists after all. Back to Sakura,
    1. She injected Naruto’s chest with chakra. Naruto would be dead otherwise.
    2. She saved Sasuke from the alternate dimension by aiding Obito. Sasuke would be dead otherwise.
    3. Except for the last arc, Sakura’s words are consistently the only ones to reach out to Sasuke, “devouring the wicked power”. Sasuke reacts to her, without her realising. 
    4. It’s Sakura who was given the promise of a lifetime.
    5. It’s Sakura who discovers the whereabouts of Orochimaru to rescue Sasuke.
    6. Without Sakura, Sasuke would have been a murderer of two innocent hindrances (the Otogakure guy at FoD, and Karin).
    7. It’s Sakura who smacked a god in the head.
  4. Let’s be honest, the Naruto plot is about getting Sasuke away from the path of evil. What are the most relevant bonds? NaruSasu - the Yin-Yang ”brotherly” growth-promoting rivalry, ItaSasu - unconditional love of your natal family, SasuSaku - unconditional love of your family-to-be. The parallels were decided since 2006.
  5. Saying that Sakura is not plot-relevant also means ignoring the most significant lessons to be learned from the manga. 
    1. Never give up on people whom you know still have some good in them. Don’t force yourself onto your loved ones, but let them know you will always be there for them.
    2. Armed with hard work alone, you can become the most accomplished professional in your field. Don’t forget Sakura is the only one after Tsunade, privileged by her Senju lineage, to master the Byakogou. She discovered Kankuro’s antidote within hours, failed accomplishment by Sunagakure’s entire medic team. The God of Shinobi is impressed by her alone.
    3. A girl doesn’t need to be romantically attached to a person to experience compassion and affection for them. (See Naruto, Chiyo, Rock Lee, Hinata, Karin, endless injured shinobi and children)
    4. Intelligence and accomplishments are sexy
    5. Once you think you’ve exhausted all your resources, you can still “give everything you’ve got”. Sakura drained her little chakra left to pump life into Naruto’s heart. She still managed to release her Byakogou after that. Twice. That’s unbelievable courage and resilience.
  6. Kishimoto too never stopped thinking of Sakura as a heroine (see JF15 interview again). You say that her skills aren’t comparable to Naruto and Sasuke’s, but she’s a Sannin/Kage-level shinobi at 17. Actually, I’m thankful that at least one main character was spared of gratuitous power-ups. 

Would it have been nicer if Kishi had given more focus to Sakura? Sure. Though it’s more the reader’s fault, and his inadvertent misogyny. People on average prefer unrealistic women, stripped of their humane complexity, “physically strong and mentally impassible”. Sakura is real, she faced problems which are relatable for many, and she’s an excellent role model for the way she overcame them. Arguably, she sustained the most tangible character development of all characters.

Regardless, the animator’s biases shouldn’t show. Some people will never read the manga, and their understanding of Sakura is forever skewed by people who de facto are overturning the plot of the manga. Then anime watchers complain that the plot isn’t consistent. Of course it isn’t. You’re not telling the story right.

anonymous asked:

Hey, what if Kylo was good with animals like all the time not just with Fox!Hux? So, whenever they go to the woods so Hux can release some Kitsune energy Kylo gets surrounded by the animals and other foxes and Hux just isn't having it


Hux being all ethereal and feeling his soul set alight because he’s home in the forest, and he turns to share this moment with Kylo, only to find his mate feeding squirrels and petting deer and a robin is perched on his shoulder & singing as Kylo hums

Hux has never been so jealously in all his life, so he shifts into his fox form and growls at all of the wildlife, chasing them away with a snarl

Kylo is confused, even more so when Hux rubs up against him and circles him like an affectionate cat would, only to realise that Hux is rubbing his scent all over him

“You’re ridiculous,” Kylo says, arms folded, watching Hux rub his cheek against Kylo’s legs. “I’m not going to run off with a squirrel.”

httproses  asked:

so i recently just found out that my classmate watches naruto. i decided to ask him his opinion on sakura since its quite a controversial topic in the fandom. quite obviously, he told me that he thinks she's useless. i kept telling him that sakura is a medic ninja and has saved thousands of lives during the war arc but he refused to listen and kept going on about how useless she is :') sigh and best part? he didnt even read the manga. shows how sp has influenced majority(?) of the fandom

(cont) into viewing sakura as “useless”.


i’ve had that exact same (blow-your-brains-out) argument many times before:

honestly, don’t even treat it like a discussion if/when you next approach the subject. like, it isn’t up for debate; it isn’t an opinion – it’s painfully obvious fact!
↳ be like: “dude, seriously, she’s literally the strongest kunoichi in canon and one of the most useful shinobi there is! read the damn manga, bro. ‘cause that embarrassing-ass, bandwagon claim that makes you look illiterate af.”

check these out and be sure to keep an eye on the ‘pro sakura’ tag!
1, 23, 4, 5, 6, 7 & 8 [ + two more below ]

also, tell him to read a damn dictionary… like you said, sakura has literally saved lives. she might as well be a fucking synonym for the word “useful”.

anyone who doesn’t even read the canon source and tries to cite the animated rendition – by a biased studio, at that – as “evidence”, well, their view is not only incorrect, but laughable. 

you got it in your last line! s/p’s brainwashing is the primary reason sakura is so hated… hey, i’ll admit that when i started watching naruto as a kid, i hated sakura. but just like that, she became one of my absolute faves after picking up the first few volumes some months later.

if your classmate doesn’t like sakura, then fair enough, but he can’t use shit that isn't even true to support why… nor can he try to claim that she is useless, when she’s literally the fucking best kunoichi at present and has provided more use than the majority of the cast.
definitive statement: tsunade was the strongest kunoichi and sakura surpassed her. it’s as simple as that!

Sometimes Shigure wakes up in the morning to some sort of small animal in his room, cuddled up next to him. It has happened his whole life and it doesn’t really bother him. Although it does make his mornings a little more difficult when he has to shoo some creature outside before the day starts.

Things 2p Norway isn't allowed to do
  • Number 1: not allowed to burn finny's guns.
  • Number 2: not allowed to be near sharp stuff.
  • Number 3: not allowed to steal finny's moomin plush. Even if it's fluffy.
  • Number 4: not allowed to kill Anders Behring Breivik.
  • Number 5: not allowed to pay someone to kill Anders Behring Breivik.
  • Number 6: not allowed to turn people into kids.
  • Number 7: not allowed to take cute animals home.
  • Number 8: cannot go in the kitchen.
  • Number 9: cannot burn the house down.
  • Number 10: cannot get away from the fact he has to say "little brother" to Ice on his birthday
  • If he breaks these, his flamethrower will be taken away for a year.
LazyTown Superpowers AU
  • Sportacus: super strength, agility and healing. he's the kind of hero who busts through walls using his bare shoulder without even flinching. in other words, he's basically normal Sportacus but stronger.
  • Robbie: shapeshifting. he can change his appearance to whatever he wants, hence calling himself the master of disguise. he's good at making machines and such too but that's just a regular ability and not a superpower. Even his voice changes when he transforms but he uses as little effort as possible so his disguises often fail in one way or another.
  • Stephanie: adoptive muscle memory. she can mimic any movement that she sees performed. she doesn't have any enhanced strength or anything, however, so her actual power is limited. she usually uses it for dancing.
  • Pixel: technopath and technological magic. he can manipulate, create, copy, and destroy any form of technology. he's still learning though and complicated spells tire him quickly.
  • Trixie: can make people believe whatever she says and in turn almost always knows when someone is lying. Robbie's disguises aren't necessarily lying as he actually changes his appearance so she can't quite pick up on that. she tries to fool the other kids and it usually works but not permanently. they always snap out of it within the day.
  • Stingy: senses the emotions and history of physical objects. he collects objects that have particularly appealing emotions or histories. he really wants Sportacus's crystal because it has such a long and varied history that Stingy could lose himself in it for hours, even days.
  • Ziggy: can make food with magical properties. for example, can make a pie that is sweeter than normal (through magic rather than actual sugar usage) and can make healing cakes or something. unfortunately you still have to put in the effort to actually follow the recipe and make the food and then if it expires the results might not be what was intended.
  • The Mayor: he is just incredibly likeable. his power isn't particularly useful, but everyone likes him almost immediately and it has made being elected mayor very easy.
  • Bessie: telepathy. she can mentally communicate with people and even animals if she really wants to. she's often so busy spreading gossip and information that she loses track of the outside world and gets herself in trouble a lot.
How They Would Sleep
  • Italy: Italy would kind of just curl up in a ball and cover himself with blankets. He might even hold a stuffed animal or pillow to keep him company. Italy wouldn't even wake up if there was an earthquake right by his house.
  • Germany: Germany would definitely be one of those people who lays on his back and doesn't move for the rest of the night. He would sleep like a rock and would be hard to wake up. Germany might even mumble some quick phrases here and there too.
  • Japan: When Japan is sleeping, he would sleep on his side with his hands perfectly folded and tucked neatly under his head. He would also be woken very easily, even if you're just walking by he might get up and scare you a little.
  • America: America would totally run to his bed and flopping down on his stomach and literally falling asleep a minute later. Sometimes he might even forget to take out his earbuds and fall asleep with music on. He might even wake up with them around his neck, practically choking him because he moves around while he sleeps.
  • England: He would fall asleep on his back with his arms and legs all neat and straight, but slowly through the night they would move to go in every direction possible. He also might let out a few sleepy phrases here and there.
  • France: France would definitely sleep on his side and he would literally be wrapped up in blankets like a burrito. He would also be a sleep walker, but he would only get up for about 5 minutes and just look at the stars or take a stroll down the hall.
  • Russia: He would definitely sleep in the fetal position hugging a pillow. Russia would move around a lot in his sleep and sometimes its so much that he would wake up in the morning with no blanket. When it's a cold night, he might sleep with more blankets than needed so that he won't get cold when some fall off.
  • China: China would sleep on his back literally smothering himself with stuffed animals and stuff of that sort. He would mumble and move a little in his sleep, but not a lot to move all of the stuffed animals off him. From all that heat coming from them, he could wake up with a dry and scratchy throat.
  • Canada: This little cutie would sleep on his stomach, like his brother but he doesn't fall asleep as fast. He can have trouble falling asleep sometimes, so he might talk to Kumajiro until he is drowsy and can't keep his eyelids open any longer.
  • Prussia: If Prussia is in an awesome mood he would probably not go to sleep until 5 A.M., and when he does, he would fall asleep on his back and thrash around all night. If he is in a "I am a total loser mood", he would still stay up all night, but this time he would just stay in bed on his side and just stare at a wall until he passes out.
  • Romano: This grumpy Italian would sleep on his back with his hands up and not move for the rest of the night. He would also be a deep sleeper, so if you don't know that he sleeps like that you might think that he is dead. And I wouldn't wake him up early, or else he'll be 10x grumpier.
  • Spain: Mr.Salsa here would try and sleep in the most comfortable position possible, which for him would be on his side cocooned in blankets. He might squirm in his sleep, making him look like an inch worm, and he also might mumble a few phrases here and there.
  • Austria: Austria would be so lazy, he would just plop down on his stomach and fall asleep like that. It doesn't matter if he is sleeping on top of something or sleeping without blankets, if he wants to go to bed, then he wants to go to bed and nothing is stopping him.
  • Hungary: Hungary would be very picky on how she would have to fall asleep. She has to sleep on her side, not facing a wall, with 2 blankets, and 2 pillows on top of each other. Without these, she might not fall asleep at all and be super cranky in the morning.
  • Switzerland: Switzy would sleep on his back, perfectly still. He would definitely keep some sort of weapon under his pillow/bed, because you never know when the enemy is lurking. He can be woken if he hears the front door being opened, but not when Lichtenstein gets up to get a midnight snack.
  • Lichtenstein: Little Lichtenstein would sleep on her back with her hands folded neatly on her chest. When feeling lonely, she might take out one of her old stuffed animals and sleep with it under her arm for the night. Also, when there is a storm, she might even turn on an old night light that she has so she isn't scared.
  • Ukraine: Ukraine would definitely sleep on her back, because of you know... her large breasts. To make it more comfortable, she would put a pillow under her so her back doesn't hurt that much. Ukraine would be woken up by thunder and lightening, but probably not by her brother screaming for help when he sees Belarus in his room at night.
  • Belarus: She would sleep on her stomach, cuddling one of Russia's pillows that she took from his room. Belarus would be a light sleeper, so when anyone comes in her room at night, she could see if it's Russia or not. Also, if she feels the need to, she might sneak out and watch Russia while he sleeps.


Oh, absolutely wonderful, this trip to another world lead Joshua to some far, uncivilized island. It was a far, far cry from the bustling Shibuya that he was so used to; there hardly even seemed to be any technology! This island, and the farm he had ended up gracefully crashing over the Wall near, reminded him of when he was a child, and had the chance to see the farms.

Speaking of said farm, it seemed to be a sheep farm! While he’d usually avoid farm animals, Joshua had never actually seen a real sheep in person before.

And so, now there he was, leaning over a fence to look at the sheep, in all his out of place, finely clothed glory. 

“You things really are a lot less impressive in person.” Why was he talking to the sheep? Because he didn’t see any people around, of course! That, and perhaps he just wanted to feel like he was talking to someone. Or, well, at someone. “You’re quite smelly. And I was sure you would be bigger. Talk about false advertisement!”

Joshua is now using telekinesis to lift up one of the sheep and bring it closer to himself, so he could observe it. It wasn’t far off the ground, but the sheep certainly didn’t enjoy being lifted, it seemed.

Okay. Just let me cry in peace. Because...

Owari no Seraph released a new OVA today.

It’s about a vampire called Shahar and this girl called Riko. No more spoilers.

Everyone’s who has watched it says that the animation is bad. I agree. It’s horrible (especially when Shahar goes a little cuckoo).

But the story? Not so much. It’s very moving, in my opinion, and though I understand a few words, I can understand where this is going.

In my opinion, we need a much better studio to animate ONS from now on. S2 EP 12 was horrifying enough, but bearble. The OVA…. just stop with the animation and give me some good stuff.

Battle scenes are eh, to be honest. I was expecting much more, but good thing they kept the background music intact.

Again, on the animation problem, I was kind of disappointed (as @namanari stated) to see the same mistakes repeated. I would like to see animation more closer to Yamamoto-sensei’s art.

But the post-credit scene had me. Hello? EVER HEARD OF EMOTIONAL MIKA WHEN HE SAYS YUU-CHAN??? NO? NEVER HEARD OF IT? ( @no-signs-no-lights YOU KNOW WHAT THEY’VE DONE TO OUR SHIP?)

The ending was sad, and it had me in tears. It did, even if the animation sucked. Though that opening scene…

All in all, I’ll rate it 6/10. Only because sound quality, soundtrack, and story was moving.


What kind of movie they would watch:
  • Makoto: Being as faint-hearted and sensitive as he is, scary movies and ones with lots of violence and suspense are definitely out of the picture. Instead he'd enjoy more light-hearted movies, preferably a nice animation with some sort of moral lesson involved. He seems like he'd really enjoy Studio Ghibli movies like My Neighbor Totoro, or Spirited Away.
  • Haruka: He'd have a definite liking for movies that have a storyline involving water, he'd love movies like Finding Nemo, Pirates of the Caribbean, or Life of Pi. He wouldn't be very picky of what it's about as long as it has water.
  • Rin: He'd be really into action movies. He'd be really interested in intense chase scenes and fighting. He'd love the adrenaline that those movies make him feel.
  • Nagisa: He seems like he'd be into horror movies. Nagisa isn't one to shy away so easily, and a movie that'd keep him on his toes would be his ideal choice. He wouldn't be so scared when watching the movie, instead he'd be amused and even find some scenes funny.
  • Rei: Rei would really enjoy documentaries. Ranging from history to nature ones. He'd definitely favor the nature ones though, since they usually show many beautiful sceneries and animals with unusual patterns that'd be very pleasant for his eyes.
  • Nitori: Nitori would really enjoy romantic comedies. The feel-good sappy romance stories would make him feel happy, and he'd feel really involved with the movie and characters, so much he'd cry when a character cries or when there's a really emotional scene.
  • Seijuro: He'd really like movies with a really inspirational message, and quite possibly sports. Something like The Blind Side, Field of Dreams or even Soul Surfer would be good to him.
  • Momotarou: Momo is still very much like a child, so he'd be very fond of animated movies that he was used to watching growing up. He probably would love Disney movies like Peter Pan and The Jungle Book.
  • Sosuke: Sosuke doesn't really seem like he'd be all that interested in movies, but when he feels like watching one he might choose a cult classic like Ferris Bueller or The Breakfast Club. Just because they're really good movies.
  • Kou: She'd definitely be into movies where the men are either shirtless most of the time or they are absolutely ripped. She'd be really into movies like Step Up and Magic Mike.

abitterowl  asked:

I can sorta get hanzo attacking genji before he knows who he is and even "real life isn't like the fairytales our father told us when we were children" but I don't think it makes sense for him to pull the bow during the line?? Like what happened to his regret about genji being dead?

YA LIKE the animated short makes me laugh my ass off every time I watch it?? like literally hanzo’s actions are the exact opposite of the message the two dragons story, meant to parallel his story, is trying to send

How Veterinarians Ruin Movies
  • Me: "What?! Did you see that? That puma's pupils were mydriatic even with the light shining in it's face. I wonder if it was sedated?"
  • Vet Friend: "Oh totally. And it had a fractured #104. This is an older movie, do you think they used Rompun?"
  • Me: "I would imagine, or maybe low dose Telazol? Why would you sedate it anyway? Do puma's get SARDS? Maybe it has retinal disease and that is why. Really needs a dental though."
  • Vet Friend: "Imagine extracting that tooth! You'd be flapping for hours."
  • Boyfriend: "Guys..."
  • Me: "Oh god that is like my nightmare. One of the rings of hell is trying to remove a canine with an infinitely long root with a dull elevator."
  • Boyfriend: "Oh my God you guys come on."
  • Vet Friend: "Hahaha! Oh yeah! That dog is obese. You'd think they would get fit animals. You know this just makes it more difficult to discuss weight with owners. And- hey, where's your boyfriend?"
  • Me: "I don't know. The movie isn't even over, where did he go? Hey, babe? Where- Oh for crying out loud, they just put up a lateral of a dog chest and are saying it's the kid's radiograph!"
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: tbh im still worried about the colonel, that dog in season 9 that dean was all mind meldy bros with. they gave him to a vegan couple. did they try to feed the dog a vegan diet? do they know that dogs can't survive on a vegan diet? also, did dean even think about that when he decided to give them the dog or did he just think "oh they're vegans so they love animals theyll treat the dog well." did it not even occur to him that they were so passionate about veganism that they ran a bakery devoted to it and performed illegal acts of vandalism in its name and that they might be exactly the kind of people who would expect a dog to survive on soy patties and tofu? and how could sam let him do such a thing? i mean i know sam is a health nut but he isn't a vegan and he is smart surely he knows that dogs need meat and vegans are anti meat. is the colonel ok? im just so worried about him and his health. i really hope he is okie dokie