he is the prettiest prince

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anonymous asked:

Could you possibly expound on "Apollo: Ladies would rather die than sleep with him. It’s a problem both ways. Had it out for the Dream Team (Achilles and Patroklus)", please? I'm terribly curious~ <3

APOLLO AND HIS LADY PROBLEMS

Hold on to ur fuckin tea and shit, cause thissun’s gonna be LONG AND I MEAN LONG. Apollo had a lot of lady problems and a couple of man problems to boot.

So let’s start with Daphne. Which kinda means starting with Eros.
So Apollo, being the god of archery, went up to Eros and was like “Wassup kiddo, why are you using a man’s weapon? You don’t know how to use that, go play with your toys.”
Feeling slightly pissed off, Eros shot Daphne through the heart with a lead arrow (or the Arrow of Hatred) and shot Apollo with a golden arrow (the Lurve Arrow). So Apollo fell desperately in love with the nymph and she hated him like fuck. He chased her for a long time, until she became so done with it that she cried out to her father, a river god, for help and was transformed into a bay Laurel tree. And, fun fact, this is why Laurel leaves were sacred to Apollo and were used in Olympics ceremonies etc.

Cue the next tragic lady love, Leucothea. She was a pretty-ass ho, but had a father (Orchamus) who really liked his rules. Introduce Apollo, who spied that beautiful dame and she spied his pretty ass, so it was all going well. Then Apollo disguised himself as her mother (because he couldn’t just appear outta thin air or beam down as sunlight or whatever, noooo) to enter her chambers. However, her jelly sister, who wanted the affections of Apollo, saw him and told Orchamus that his rules had been broken, so he buried Leucothea alive. Such is Ancient Greek life. Apollo, being mad as a cut snake, turned the sister (Clytia) into either a heliotrope or a sunflower, explaining why they follow the sun (Apollo) during the day.

Marpessa was the next in line to knock Apollo’s confidence. She was kidnapped by a bro called Idas (kidnapping was often viewed as a romantic gesture in those days - in some states (probably Sparta tbh) you couldn’t marry a girl unless you kidnapped her). However, Apollo liked her too. Zeus got tired of Apollo’s whining and made her choose between Idas and Apollo. She was like, “Dat godly ho is immortal so he’ll get bored of me. I’ll go with my mortal man, thanks.” And so Apollo probably cried, but moved on.

Castalia was another brief kick to the ol’ ego. She was a nymph who Apollo chased, but jumped into a fuckin spring at Delphi. He didn’t follow her because either he was the sun god and might evaporate if he dove in after her, or perhaps out of pure fuck you, she may have drowned herself. But he never got to be with her and the spring became sacred Oracle water.

CASSANDRA, THE FAMOUS PROPHETESS OF TROY comes into this too. He was like “yo guuurl, if I give you visions of the future will you sleep with me?” In my opinion, Cassandra should have either said full no or said full yes, but she thought she could outsmart a god. Not clever. Not wise. Nope. To be honest, with the gift of prophecy, Apollo should have seen this coming. But what fun would that have been? So she said yes, but when he gave her the Gift she was like “oh no honey, you aint sleepin’ with me”. MISTAKE. He cursed her so that no-one would ever believe her prophecies, and for trying to trick a god, died a tragic death in slavery. Don’t fuckin try trick a god, it never works. Lesson.

But if you didn’t learn that lesson well enough, maybe the Cumaen Sibyl can help. She lived for thousands of years because she thought she could pull a fast one on Apollo. Stupid. Very stupid. Apollo was like, “hey guuuuuuuuuurl, if I grant you a wish, can I plz sleep with you?” She was like “oh yeah, sure thing y not, it’s cool w me” and picked up a handful of sand. She said “yo Apollo my homie, make me live as many years as there are grains of sand.” THIS COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT. THEY COULD HAVE BEEN HOMIES FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. BUT NO. The Sibyl then refused to sleep with Apollo so he cursed her with having her body age and wither as she grew older. Do not fuckin try and trick a god. Not good plan.

The list goes on, but hey, it ain’t all about the ladies. Apollo’s love life with men was pretty tragic too.

Meet Hyacinth, the prettiest pretty-boy since Ganymede. He was athletic, a prince, Spartan and naked most of the time. BUT HE WAS TOO PRETTY. Zephyr, the god of the west wind liked him too and was a jealous fuck. So when Apollo and Hyacinth were out playing some homo-erotic, oiled up Greek discus, Zephyr blew the discus astray into Hyacinth’s head and killed him. Carrying on his funerary tradition, Apollo turned Hyacinth’s pretty ass into a plant, the Hyacinth.

Cyparissus (I WONDER WHAT HE’S GUNNA GET TURNED INTO) was another lover of Apollo. Apollo, being really grateful that someone actually wanted to be his lover, gave him a tame deer to be his pet. Cyparissus accidentally killed it with a javelin and was so sorry that he asked Apollo to ‘let his tears fall forever’. Apollo, interpreting this as ‘turn me into a fuckin tree’ turned him into a Cypress, which looks like it’s always crying. Either Cyparissus loved that deer more than Apollo or didn’t think the god would turn him into a fuckin tree. Either way, it was a problem.

Achilles and Patroklus is a much shorter story. Basically, Apollo didn’t like the Greeks, so he thought he’d take out their best heroes. With Patroklus, he loosened that bro’s armour and made everything dark for him; this meant that  Euphorbus could spear him and Hector could steal the kill. With Achilles, Apollo either guided Paris’ arrow\told him where to shoot, or in some accounts it is actually just Apollo who shoots him. I haven’t finished the Iliad, so I’ll edit this post when I do c:

If you have finished this GARGANTUAN of a post, I commend you, and I hope your curiousity about Apollo’s Love Problems and his deal with the Dream Team has been sated. Until next time, Anonymous friend! :)

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Prince Lance of Altea

AH! It feels so good to finally post this. I’ve been working on these designs for a while and it was a lot of fun to finalize some of them. I admit I have a few more outfit ideas for Lance, but I really do think Lance would be the character to change his outfit often if possible. Some are casual. Some are more formal. Some are mixes of the pieces drawn above because what’s wrong with some mixing and matching. The inspirations for each of the designs is listed in the captions, but I tried my best to stick to stylistic choices common amongst Altean clothing: saturated colors, color blocking, layers, turtlenecks, etc. 

Picture Dialogue:

1) Lance: Where-where am I?
2) Lance: So do all humans have terrible hair OR is it just you?
3) Lance: I always knew I was never expected to amount to anything other than the beautiful bastard son?

Rough Story/Premise:

Lance was born the illegitimate son of King Alfor and half-brother to Crown Princess Allura. He was a sickly child, raised in secret by hand maids after his mother died “in childbirth” (suspected foul play) until he was officially recognized by King Alfor after the passing of Allura’s mother. He was always a sickly child and that didn’t really change until he turned ten. As such, despite initial tensions, Allura became incredibly protective of her brother (as did his father). As such he was always babied and watched closely. He never received any official military training like his appears until he tested into the Academy under a false name. There he was trained to be a frontline medic. He always wanted to fly but people considered his constitution too weak and he was never given the chance. 

Lance was originally hated by the country until he began appearing in public. Thanks to his great beauty and rumors of his “delicate nature” earned him favor with the public. So much so that Allura actually became jealous of how much her people adored her brother (Allura at times feared her brother would be named successor in her place and trained ten times harder to out do him). Because he was considered so beautiful and delicate, Lance had to fight to be taken seriously. In fact, only Coran really supported Lance’s endeavors and helped him sneak into the Academy. 

After meeting Keith, Lance becomes jealous of his skill and athletic ability (something people have always told Lance he doesn’t have, how true that is has yet to be seen). When he looks at Keith, Lance sees the son his father always wanted and swears him his rival (much to Keith’s confusion). 

Que canon-esque plot points, politics, a heart to heart between siblings, Lance wondering if having been given the chance would he have attempted to take the crown from his sister, bickering, team bonding, and eventual romance (Klance). 

Skills: 

  • Blue Lion Pilot
  • Twin Blasters
  • Medic
  • Shape Shifting
  • Altean Strength
  • Trained to be an Advisor to Allura

Faults:

  • Limited Hand-to-Hand Combat
  • Poor Endurance
  • Sheltered
  • Foot-in-Mouth Syndrome
  • Argumentative/Competitive
  • Jealous of Keith 

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anonymous asked:

princess tutu?

Gajeel is just a duck but he wants to be the prettiest princess ballerina out there. He is captivated by the beautiful Prince Rogue and wants to dance with him someday. So one day crazy shady old man Macao is like “Bro here’s a necklace you’re a human now have fun!” So no-longer-a-duck Gajeel goes to school and takes ballet but sucks real hard at it. Their teacher is this creepy ass cat man Pantherlily who keeps talking about how he wants to marry Gajeel. Gajeel just wants to be BFFs with Sting because he’s nice and really hot but Sting hates Gajeel because Sting’s like “Nah bitch Prince Rogue is mine”. But then amazing student Levy is like “SCREW YOU ALL PRINCE ROGUE IS MINE.”

And Prince Rogue has no personality because lol his heart is gone so Gajeel becomes Princess Tutu to restore Prince Rogue’s heart. But Sting and Levy hate this because emotions is suffering, until one day Levy says “Nah fuck it let’s get his heart back”. So then Gajeel and Levy team up to kick Sting’s ass and Sting is like “WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME WHAT THE HELL GO AWAY” and it turns out Sting is the adopted son of the evil dragon Acnologia. And then some other weird trippy things happen and turns out Rogue is the prince in a book called E.N.D. and Sting is like “No don’t leave me” and Rogue is like “When was the last time that you let your heart decide? Let’s go into the book together!”

So then Gajeel turns back into a duck and starts dating Levy who by the way was like an amazing writer the whole time and they live happily ever after as human and duck. THE END.

Princes!SVT Au!

Seungcheol, the oldest of 13, he is the manly prince, his bold form and his personality attracts the attention of females across the land, he is only aggressive if something happens to his brothers

Jeonghan, the second oldest, he is called the pretty prince, he is elegant, gorgeous and often comes off as sharp or cold, in fact he is enjoys playfully teasing his brothers and close friends

Jisoo, the third oldest, the gentlemen prince, some would argue that he is the prettiest prince, he has the best manner, is never seen in casual attire, always has perfect posture and speaks carefully, however he actually enjoys dressing down and playing guitar and singing with his family

Jun, the fourth oldest, the princely prince, he is cocky and confident of his looks and charm, however he is always seen with his younger brother Myungho, he and his younger brother have a different mother, a wealthy women from China, as they were sent away at a young age to a boarding school in China, they gave recently started learning Korean, jun caught on quickly

Soonyoung, the fifth oldest, known as the playful prince, he is always with a smile and is a bundle of energy, often seen playing or dancing with their youngest brother. He is the loudest of them all and laughs all the time.

Wonwoo, the sixth oldest, called the dark prince, most are afraid to approach him, he is often seen reading or clinging to his stepbrother Mingyu. However when he smiles it can shock you, he is actually very sweet and makes lame jokes often

Jihoon, the seventh oldest, most would assume he is the oldest, he is rarely seen. He is known for being an excellent horseback rider, and is almost always training or riding for fun. He gets pissy if someone touches his horse or riding gear, but gets shy around women, always blushing when speaking to them

Seokmin, the eighth oldest, the sunshine prince, ALWAYS smiling, he can cheer up anyone and likes to sing. He is often cracking lame jokes with Wonwoo and Soonyoung. He will always smile and laugh at anything someone says to him

Mingyu, is the ninth oldest, technically not related to any by blood, the king married his mother after he was born, the whole family accepts him as one of them, he is closet with Wonwoo. He is known as the heartthrob prince, he catches women’s eye with ease, but it’s soon lost because he is well.. Not good with manners. He’s a walking cold, always sneezing or scratching at something. However, it adds to his charm to some..

Myungho, the tenth oldest, the second son to the wealth Chinese women, he didn’t come to live with his other brother until a year ago, he struggles with Korean but is lethal at martial arts, he is called the cute prince but hates it, he wants to be known as something else but as hard as he tries to act, once you talk to him he because a very happy, cutiepie

Seungkwan, the eleventh oldest prince, known as the diva prince, he is always making a sense, people think he is stuck up but when you really get to know him you’ll see he is just childish and wants attention, mostly from you, he wants to be known, and with a voice like his he will be

Hansol, he is the adopted prince and the twelth oldest, the King and Queen found him abandoned and took him in, the others accepted him the moment they saw him. He is often speaking in English, he learned it from Jisoo, who studied in America for a few years. He is called the Magnetic prince, his looks and personality just attract people’s attention and affection

Chan, the youngest prince, however he doesn’t act like it. He is amazing at fencing, often sparring with Soonyoung, another amazing fencer. He is known as the lively prince, his young heart and energetic personality differs from Soonyoungs, he is a playful but strict prince, he can go from smiling to dead serious in two seconds.