he is the greatest ever

Lady in the Night

Week 1
A man who sleeps with the wildest dreams,
Of everything he could ask for in his lifetime,
But they aren’t all peaches and cream,
Some of them don’t make him feel sublime.
In one of these dreams, a lady approaches,
They become acquainted and they click,
Both of them are feeling intense emotions
He takes her back to his crib, thinking he’s so slick,
The love making was unworldly,
The greatest sex ever,
He thought surely,
Then he awoke, but he can’t remember.

Week 2
She visits him weekly,
Sometimes twice maybe three times.
The love was becoming greater,
He would rate her to be a dime.
He sees her again in his dream state,
He hopes she’s real and he can meet her,
Maybe they are meant to be, maybe it’s fate,
Everytime the climax happens he wakes up,
He always rises with wet boxers,
When he spends a night with this lady,
She gets prettier everytime,
He wants her to be his baby.

Week 3
He can’t remember what she looks like,
Until now he can distinguish her features,
She looks so real and lifelike,
Her voice sounds like songs made by three birds,
Her eyes are a turquoise blue,
Hair that is ever so silky and soft
What a spectacular view,
So in love, he will do anything she asks, no matter the cost.

Week 4
By the fourth week, she’s there everyday,
One night, after intercourse they just lay,
Which is odd because he wakes up after sex,
He doesn’t know what’s gonna happen next,
She sits atop of him,
And gave a smile, looked kinda grim,
The smile grew, the corners of her mouth ripping to her ears,
Teeth not so pretty anymore, crooked and jagged, she starts crying red blood tears,
A screech grew so loud,
He woke up in a cloud,
His vision became clear,
And she was still sitting here,
Touching his chest with her cold finger,
He can feel his soul dying, as she lingers,
She gives him a bloody kiss,
And she was gone, fading into the nights abyss.

Week 5
The man can’t sleep,
Dead from the succubus,
Who ate his soul, and watched him weep,
Can’t feel anything, besides drug usage,
Contemplating his existence,
Thinking his whole life is a lie,
No ambition, no persistence,
He is ready to die.
T. James

Dedicated to my followers and fans of horror poetry!

tygermama  asked:

Maz vs Yoda!

In a fight? Yoda, totally. I know it’s like The Thing here to hate his guts, but A) I don’t, and B) he was the Grand Master of the Jedi Order. He fought off some of the greatest Sith Lords ever! He flung his little tiny body all over the place and filleted everything in his path like some sort of wee green Magic Bullet!

For the record, though: I’ve got nothin’ against Maz. I just think Yoda could kick a lot of peoples’ asses.

Pidge: Ok, so don’t get too excited, but I’ve worked out a way to connect the laptop to the internet…
Lance: Pidge how the quiznak did you think I was not going to get excited about this?!?!?!
Hunk: Anything I can help with?
Pidge: Ok, so the thing is that from our end it’s pretty simple right, I mean it’s just a case of sending and receiving correctly coded signals, and my laptop has the inbuilt hardware for all that. The real problem is that we’re light years away, and even with the ship’s range, it’d take years for our signal to reach Earth, and we can’t use the speed-enhanced Altean frequencies because it has to fit in with the existing architecture, and then coming back there isn’t enough range anyway and-
Keith: Pidge, breathe
Pidge: …Anyway, if we had a way to transport the signals instantly we could simply relay them back and forth through, say, a wormhole specifically designed to transport waves rather than matter?
Hunk: But the only way to do that is if….
Pidge: … yeah

Shiro: I can’t believe you’re seriously debating asking the princess to use her Altean energy so the castle can get a wifi signal
Shiro: *leaves*
Other paladins: *ashamed shuffling*
Five minutes later
Shiro, running back into the room: SHE SAID YES!!

i will never, not in a billion years, get over the most 2017 thing to ever happen: jack douglas aka jacksfilms, after months of absolutely trashing the emoji movie by mocking it relentlessly, tirelessly, making an even bigger meme out of it - this man, this icon, after all this, not only receiving a letter from sony with un-fucking-believable merchandise including fucking goddamn fidget spinners, but also being invited by actual sony to attend the fucking world premiere of the movie

i dont think i can put into words – this is the most iconic fucking thing to ever happen

truly the hero we needed and deserve. a pioneer who inspired us all showing that if you have enough determination to milk a joke until its dead, and rely on big companies being subject to poe’s law, you. can do. anything

honestly this was just an excuse to draw todoroki in a bomber jacket but hey!! tododeku ice cream date? tododeku ice cream date.

rogelio de la vega is honestly the best male character ive ever seen on television 

  • he doesnt give a shit about masculinity. moisturizing, avocado masks, etc.
  • the episode where he realizes how attractive rafael was, and he was so unapologetic about it.
  • he openly became best friends with his daughter’s lover, instead of trying to act like that stereotypical father thats mean to the man his daughter dates.
  • him renaming his grandson, matelio. 
  • his obsession with twitter.
  • he puts his family first all the time, i literally want to cry, he’s such a good man. 
  • he compliments people in the cutest way ever. :(
  • he loves shopping for clothes.
  • he knows the importance of lighting when it comes to photo taking.
  • ‘why are you so afraid of having your pelvis touch mine?’
  • his dedication to concealer is the greatest thing ive ever seen. 
  • when he left the AC running for 30 minutes and explained by saying ‘i didnt want your makeup to run’ on jane’s wedding day, what a dad! 
  • he owns up to his mistakes whenever he can. ie: when he told xo to get an abortion. 
  • he knows damn well that he can dance. 
  • HIS SKIN CARE DEDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • when he payed for jane’s education and literally set up a fake scholarship so she wouldn’t find out that the money was coming from him, like come on…
  • him constantly calling michael is best friend :( 
  • his moment of blatantly checking out rafael’s ass on the elevator one time after saying ‘i never realized how attractive you were until now’
  • again, he doesn’t give a shit about masculinity. 

“But you’re also the most honest person that I’ve ever met.
And you’re strong
and smart… and funny,
and you’re confident and caring,
and you’re sexy…”


And then one day
A lucky day he passed my way
Then we spoke of many things:
Fools and kings
Then he said to me
“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return”

AURORA - Nature Boy

hc that Tim will sometimes get high off pain medication, and the end result is always so random and weird and no one knows what to expect.

like one time he called Bruce and started ranting about the depth of space and theories about other universes until he suddenly stops and goes, “Bruce, I can feel colors.”

“Sure you can.”

“Yeah gray is rough, B. Yellow is slippery.”

Chapter 13 Behind the Scenes 2  by Michiyuki Aoi

Ardyn: “Come back soon, won’t you?”

Ardyn: “I…shall have fun with your friends while we wait.”

(the greatest collage I have ever seen)

Noctis: “He really did spend that 10 years having fun…”
Ardyn: “So what’s your type?”
Gladio: “Hmm, y’know…” 

  • Lance: *makes eye contact with Keith*
  • Lance's mind: goddamnit Keith is so fucking hot I always tell him I hate his mullet but it's actually kinda cute what did I do to deserve this why have I been blessed to know this amazing person named Keith Kogane he is the greatest friend I could ever meet why the fuck am I like this I wanna hug him and kiss him and love him goddamnit-
  • Lance: Fuck off, mullet

“Your dad would totally fire me if he walked in on this, you know.”

“And lose the greatest literal babysitter he’s ever hired? I don’t think so.”




Marinette strains her neck to look at Adrien petulantly; he looks over at her and cracks a grin. 

“You’re slipping, Mari!”

As his serious facade melts, Marinette is suddenly acutely aware of how warm he is against her. She’s not sure she likes the feeling as her blood runs cold and her heart clenches. I can’t do this, she reminds herself sourly, and tries to go back to relishing in her friend’s company.

we also need to talk about what magnus’ spellbook implies which is that he’s singlehandedly created hundreds if not thousands of spells and that these are spells unique to him. meaning he’s the only one who can both cast and undo them, except for what he may have chosen to share to a select few. and that these are likely the spells warding the Institute, but not only that, the Clave is probably relying on many other spells he’s created.

basically what i’m saying is magnus bane has the greatest insurance policy ever because if he goes, all of his spells go with him.