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James Potter to Mrs. Wife: lily can we have another baby?

Lily Potter to Wears Socks to Bed: R u going to text me that every time Harry does something cute?

James Potter: yes

Lily Potter: U know if we got one every time u asked we’d have like 35 babies by now??

James Potter: i’d be okay with that

James Potter: they might give us our own tv programme

James Potter: lil and jim and their kin 

Lily Potter: Ur right what’s the point of having children if not to pimp them out for reality television

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anonymous asked:

Sorry if this offended you as i have inaccurate knowledge but tell me about the sidemen pls

no this didn’t offend me, i’ll be happy to tell you about the sidemen!

So, the sidemen are seven guys, ranging from ages 19-23, and they are a youtube group  mainly known for their gaming videos together. The seven members are

Tobi (TBJZL): He is a very sweet guy, with a strong belief in God. He’s the shorter black one, known for wearing his snapbacks. He has two channels, TBJZL and TBJZLPlays, his main channel being TBJZL. He’s 23 years old, last april, and currently he is living at Stratford Halo, with two of the other sidemen, Ethan and Harry, as well as their mutual friends Callux and Calfreezy [Twitter: Tobjizzle]

Ethan (Behzinga): He’s the one with the incredibly distinctive laugh, his mouth almost always wide open in a smile. He is constantly teased for being gay. He’s the white one with kinda curly blonde hair. He also has two channels, Behzinga and Beh2inga, his main channel being Behzinga. He is 21 year olds, his birthday a little over a month ago, living in Stratford Halo. [Twitter: Behzinga]

Harry (Wroetoshaw): He is the youngest one, only at 19 years old, and he is from guernesy, and constantly teased for that. He has the second most subscribers, with 7 million. He is probably one of the loudest, with his fifa pack openings, and he is known for his habit of breaking chairs when raging (although know he’s growing out of that habit). He has two channels, W2S and W2SPlays although he hasn’t updated his second channel (W2SPlays) in a month. [Twitter: wroetoshaw]

Simon (Miniminter): Simon’s the tallest, another blonde, and he is known for being the best footballer (soccer player) of the group. He lives in a house with three of the other sidemen, Vik, JJ, and Josh. He’s 23 years old, second oldest, three days younger than the oldest, and one of the more popular ones of the group. His two channels are Miniminter and MM7Games, Miniminter being his main one. [Twitter: miniminter]

Josh (Zerkaa): He is the one with the black hair and beard, the oldest one of the group teased by being called ‘daddy’. He’s known for his beard, and the strange things he sometimes says. His two channels are Zerkaa and ZerkaaPlays,  Zerkaa being his main channel. He lives in the ‘sidemen house’ at has been dubbed with JJ, Vik, and Simon. [Twitter: ZerkaaHD]

JJ (KSI): Arguably the most popular, JJ sits at 14 million subscribers, being the first black guy to have gotten the diamond play button from youtube, for hitting 10 million subs. He’s teased for being supposedly dumber than the rest of thim, because of his loud nature. He also has a couple songs out, his recent one was Friends with Benefits, definitely one of his tamer songs. He’s also 23, turned about a month ago. He has a lamborghini aventador, which he likes changing the color of. He also had his own book, “I Am A Bellend”. On top of his lodgings in the sidemen house, he also has a flat in Stratford Halo, with the other guys. His two channels are KSI and KSIOlajidebt, KSI being his main. [Twitter: KSIOlajidebt]

Vik (Vikkstar123): Definitely one of the calmer ones, he is the shortest of the group, recently turned 21 just five days ago. He’s indian, and is constantly teased for being a ‘pedophile’ as a few others of the minecraft commmunity are. He has three channels, Vikkstar123, Vikkstar123HD, and VikkstarPlays. His main one is Vikkstar123, while Vikkstar123HD is his minecraft channel and VikkstarPlays is a separate gaming channel, for games he plays with his friends outside of the sidemen. Vik is the only one of all the sidemen who does not play fifa. [Twitter: Vikkstar123]

And that’s the sidemen! They are seven amazing guys, all hilarious and great in their own way. They are based in London, although they do occasionally take trips to America for conventions, or for vacations. As a whole they are some of the most popular youtubers in the world, all of them with their own special humors. They have their own clothing line, that also features gaming chairs, and phone cases as well as multiple shirts. To add to their popularity, they have a new book coming out, on October 20th. sidemenbook.co.uk is the link to buy it go buy hashtag shameless plug.

These boys have shaped, and changed lives, and they are some of the nicest, funniest, talented people I know. Their youtube careers have taken them far, and I know that it’s only going to take them further

this is probably more than you asked for but hey, never ask a fangirl to talk about one of her obsessions 😁