Sentence Descriptions of One Piece Characters
Luffy: Smol, adorable, innocent cinnamon roll that could actually kill you and was chosen by the hat of dreams to become king.
Roronoa Zoro: He is Man vs. wild incarnate and has an abyss in his stomach where he stores all the booze he drinks, damn it he’s lost again.
Nami: (In the voice of Mr. Krabs) Money money money money money
Usopp: Nose as tall as all his lies.
Sanji: Has only two modes: Gentleman prince and Sass ass.
Chopper: Precious floof puff, too pure and innocent for this world.
Robin: Mysterious graceful elegance, will crush Franky’s balls with the smirk of an angel.
Franky: “Would you please put on freakin’ pants!?” He replies with, “NOT WEARING PANTS IS SUUUUPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Brook: “May I see your panties? SKULL JOKE!!!!!”
Shanks: Red headed perfection who intimidates with a look; strong independent man who don’t need no devil fruit.
Whitebeard: Buff grandpa
Big Mam: Terrifying
Kaido: Doffy’s worst nightmare
Trafalgar Law: Smol child who deserves happiness, big cinnamon roll afraid to lose everyone he loves so he acts like a grumpy hedgehog, such an adorable tsundere, love him.
Dracule Mihawk: Only has two modes: DONE. WITH. THIS. And You intrigue me. Shows his love by letting you fend for yourself, even if that means you get destroyed by a troop of rabid baboons.
Bartholomew Kuma: Flawlessly pure, but alas becomes a machine.
Boa Hancock: Luuuuuffffffyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Notice me Kyohai…..
Buggy: Charismatic little shit
Edward Weevil: sadly forgotten
Crocodile: In my headcanon, totally given his true form by Ivankov, but yeah, totally sandy man villain turned fan boy.
Doflamingo: Pink feathered piece of crap.
Gekko Moria: Dr. Stalker
Marshall Teach: THE SPAWN OF SATAN
Garp: Punch of death
Coby: Puberty was more than kind to him. Damn.
Helmeppo: 180 degree about face
Smoker: Big teddy bear, “Sorry, my pants ate your ice cream.”
Tashigi: Adorably dangerous ball of rage with bad vision.
Akainu: Lava spouting angry piece of crap
Aokiji: *skates effortlessly across ice* Yo
Other Awesome Characters
Bartolomeo: LUUUUUFFFFFFYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Notice me senpai.
Sabo: Charismatic dork, oh shiz he has a temper.
Koala: Too pure for this world, calms Sabo’s rage.
Rebecca: badass child of 100% pureness, please protect her.
Ace: *Give me a minute while I cry, okay, I’m good* Truly a freckled angel of perfection.
Leo: OMG so small, so adorable, so deadly, so clueless.