he is such a perfect ball of sass

How Will I Know [7/17]

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader [AU]

Warning: Language. Angst. Drama. The Dirty. Plot Twist.

You’re engaged to James Barnes, at your fathers request and you always did as your father asked. That is till Steve Rogers waltzed into your life one night with those blue eyes haunting your dreams and the life shattering grin of his. Your families at odds, refusing to get along, the ring on your hand binding you to another man when you just might be falling for another set of blue eyes. Are you willing to say I Do in white and take this to the grave, or are you ready to defy your family and live something you’d only heard stories about?

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Sentence Descriptions of One Piece Characters

Strawhat Pirates

Luffy: Smol, adorable, innocent cinnamon roll that could actually kill you and was chosen by the hat of dreams to become king.

Roronoa Zoro: He is Man vs. wild incarnate and has an abyss in his stomach where he stores all the booze he drinks, damn it he’s lost again.

Nami: (In the voice of Mr. Krabs) Money money money money money 

Usopp: Nose as tall as all his lies.

Sanji: Has only two modes: Gentleman prince and Sass ass.

Chopper: Precious floof puff, too pure and innocent for this world.

Robin: Mysterious graceful elegance, will crush Franky’s balls with the smirk of an angel.

Franky: “Would you please put on freakin’ pants!?” He replies with, “NOT WEARING PANTS IS SUUUUPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Brook: “May I see your panties? SKULL JOKE!!!!!”

Emperors

Shanks: Red headed perfection who intimidates with a look; strong independent man who don’t need no devil fruit.

Whitebeard: Buff grandpa

Big Mam: Terrifying

Kaido: Doffy’s worst nightmare

Warlords

Trafalgar Law: Smol child who deserves happiness, big cinnamon roll afraid to lose everyone he loves so he acts like a grumpy hedgehog, such an adorable tsundere, love him.

Dracule Mihawk: Only has two modes: DONE. WITH. THIS. And You intrigue me. Shows his love by letting you fend for yourself, even if that means you get destroyed by a troop of rabid baboons.

Bartholomew Kuma: Flawlessly pure, but alas becomes a machine.

Boa Hancock: Luuuuuffffffyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Notice me Kyohai…..

Buggy: Charismatic little shit

Edward Weevil: sadly forgotten

Crocodile: In my headcanon, totally given his true form by Ivankov, but yeah, totally sandy man villain turned fan boy.

Doflamingo: Pink feathered piece of crap.

Gekko Moria: Dr. Stalker

Jinbe: HONOR

Marshall Teach: THE SPAWN OF SATAN

Marines

Garp: Punch of death

Coby: Puberty was more than kind to him. Damn.

Helmeppo: 180 degree about face

Smoker: Big teddy bear, “Sorry, my pants ate your ice cream.”

Tashigi: Adorably dangerous ball of rage with bad vision.

Akainu: Lava spouting angry piece of crap

Aokiji: *skates effortlessly across ice* Yo

Other Awesome Characters

Bartolomeo: LUUUUUFFFFFFYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Notice me senpai.

Sabo: Charismatic dork, oh shiz he has a temper.

Koala: Too pure for this world, calms Sabo’s rage.

Ivankov: FABULOUS

Rebecca: badass child of 100% pureness, please protect her.

Ace: *Give me a minute while I cry, okay, I’m good* Truly a freckled angel of perfection.

Leo: OMG so small, so adorable, so deadly, so clueless.

anonymous asked:

I know a few people who consider Kai a bland Prince Perfect; what do you think?

I don’t see Kai as a bland perfect prince type at all. He may have the impression of that very early on in the books; being groomed to perfection, but I think it’s clear from the very beginning of Cinder that he has his flaws. This is a teenage boy we’re talking about. He’s bound to make mistakes, and plenty of them.

Among his better qualities, Kai can be:

  • reckless. I can’t emphasize enough the attitude he takes with Levana, and with other Lunars. The biggest threat to the planet, and he has the audacity to sass this queen, to challenge, to mock, to be as contradictory as possible in literally every moment they have together. And he goes about this as if it’s no big deal, as if his diplomatic facade and title can hold him enough against a woman who could conquer them all with an army the size of a mechanic’s booth
  • unprofessional/ irresponsible. It’s a bit hard to see him as the “perfect prince” persona when he’s goofing off during important meetings, sassing Lunar officials, flirting/ wasting time with then-unknown cyborg mechanics, keeping the then-known fugitive’s cyborg foot on his desk (this isn’t even a joke like- it wasn’t turned in as evidence? As safekeeping? No, apparently Emperor Kai is in dire need of it) 
  • tireless, and in an unhealthy way. He was very desperate to have Cinder come to the ball (though it’s sort of understandable and he backed off eventually), there is evidence of him losing sleep and concentration in Scarlet and Cress. The burdens of an emperor aren’t easy to carry, but Kai seems the kind of character to take it a bit far 
  • unhelpful. This is most obvious in Winter, when aboard the Rampion there’s no need for his wit. He has few skills aside from what he’s been taught in governance and diplomacy, and that would definitely be more concerning if he had been placed in more situations that called for them. That’s not to say that he wouldn’t survive outside of his forte; from his first appearance in Cinder we can assume he’s alright at blending in, but he requires other talents aside from politics

So while Kai does have a lot of support in his background and reasoning as to why he does the things he does, he’s not perfect. His flaws keep him from being bland; they make him to be so much more well-rounded and so much more than the flawless prince stereotype he might be set in. 

Okay. I have had a cup of tea. The world is coming back into focus so I will attempt a brief summation (and bear in mind that blaydonraces and I spent a couple of hours dissecting it after the filme. And by dissecting it, I mean me yelling a lot. There’s a reason I always get the Hulk/Bruce on any “Which avenger” quizzes):

The Good

  • JW has learned to write Steve better. I suspect this is mostly Evans hitting him with sass until he got it right. But yes. Steve is better. He is snarky as hell. I like it.
  • Clint has lines and also sarcasm and lots of it.
  • Female characters talking to one another about stuff. Sadly, mostly about men, but still.
  • Rhodey. Because a film with Rhodey is automatically a whole lot better than it otherwise would be.
  • Tony and Thor arguing over which of their girlfriends is better.
  • the fact that Ultron is basically Tony Stark, the robot edition, with even less impulse control. He is definitely his father’s son.
  • Vision. You beautiful ball of perfect sunshine. You were exactly as perfect and lovely as I hoped you would be.
  • Final set up shot and Steve saying “Avengers…”
  • FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCON. BABY. BABY STAY WITH US FOREVER.
  • Mention of Wakanda. It made me squeak out loud.

The Bad

  • Bruce/Natasha. It has been a long time since I have seen a relationship that was so forced and contrived. This is the big thing that really, really annoyed me. You have these two amazing actors and you give them no build-up, no development, no hints that this is coming, and then BAM. It’s there and where the hell did it come from? It really felt like a case of “crap! We have a female among males. She must hit on one of them! Stat! The female audience require it!”. Like it’s impossible that she wouldn’t be interested in one of the Avengers. Like it’s impossible that she might not be interested in anything vaguely romantic. The fact that Bruce seemed weirded out by it too was the only thing that stopped me throwing my ice cream pot at the screen.
  • Natasha and the way she was written throughout. Specifically the ‘graduation ritual’. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? She had moments that were glorious, but they were completely overshadowed by the “she r woman. woman r baby maker. woman with no babymaker = broken + bad” implication. Methinks you can spot the trigger point for my additional rage.
  • Thor being written as Dumb Golden Labrador Thor again in one half of the film. Seriously, some of his first lines made me physically cringe. It’s like JW didn’t even bother watching the Thor films for a little thing called character development.
  • The fact they did all this build up about Natasha and Mjolnir. The “I don’t need to pick it up” and then the “I’m always picking up after you boys” was perfect feed-in to the fact she was going to lift the hammer and blow things to hell. And then… nothing. No hammer lift. I. Was. Fuming.

The Meh

  • The twins. Meh. Just meh. Weird incestuous twins with standard “you killed my father prepare to die” backstory written all over it. They barely even got personalities of their own apart from sarcastic fast one and weird witch one.
  • Clint’s family. Yeah. Another shot from the left field. Srsly. No one knew? No one but Natasha? Really? You disappear off for days/weeks/months on end and no one wonders. But hey, at least we know what he was doing when SHIELD fell.
  • Ultron. Meh. Not that interesting a villain. Didn’t do much. Stood around, talking big, but didn’t actually manage much.
  • The plot. Seriously, mate, you have this “team driven apart and pushed back together thing” in another film. It’s called Avengers. Also pacing felt off and erratic.
My Journey as an NCT stan
  • 2014: oh… Oh okayyy! Dang. Daaang! they are cool! can’t wait till they debut! *claims Johnny*
  • 2015: Who are the sm rookies again?
  • January 2016: OMGG look at them all grown up and AWWW look at them fetuses too aww they are so handsome and cute wHY U NO DEBUT THEM SM
  • April 2016: *HYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPE* OMGAWDFGHJKL They are all so PERFECT and TALANTED omg hOW– *protects Taeyong*
  • May 2016: gET LITTTT BOIZ YASSS Y'ALL BETTER O W N THAT STAGE YASS GIT IT BOI GIT IT YASSSS THAT’S MY SON MARK ROCKIN IT RIGHT THERE I TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS AND OML CHITTAPHON I KENNOT TAKE U SERIOUSLY IN THAT BOX FULL OF WEED CUZ YOU’S A LITERAL BALL OF SUNSHINE AND GLAM BUT OK U DO UR THING BABY BOI AND DOYOUNG THE LITERAL SASS MASTER YOU BETTA SAAANG AND JAEHYUN YASS BROTHA YAS GET THOSE NOTES TAEIL U BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING YES I SEE YOU GETTING MORE CONFIDENT AND TAEBREEZE YOU PERFECT UNPERFECT HUMAN BEING KEEP YO HEAD UP GET YO GROVE ON YOU DORKY LILL BEAN YASS MY SONS YASS
  • 2040: I’m beginning to think that SM forgot about Johnny