he is such a great dad!

-So, Gunther, it looks like you and your brother simply will not stay your asses at home lately, and I keep finding your homework in the litterboxes. You two better keep your grades up because I have made important cat adoption plans for the minute you leave for college!

-Aw dad, pretending to be a responsible father is cute but you can relax, we’re definitely gonna study today! I mean it’s Sunday morning, what else are we gonna do? Hit the clubs?

We arrive at the Lulu Lounge! Loving that red carpet, Jojo this is the place for you.

-Ugh I know, I feel so at home.

Well you do look great, especially next to our car!

Do you guys remember Komei’s boxing thing that he has thankfully stopped doing? I think that apart from the jaw, Jojo has also inherited those faulty genetics, because all he wants to do at any given moment is play this stupid punching game. Not only is it annoying as fuck but pretty disturbing as well. I’m talking Anastasia Steele teas.

-Punch me Gunther! Punch me like you mean it!

Ugh freak. Time to hit something else.. the dancefloor!

Panic! At The Disco.


Thank god the tension is quickly overcome with some inappropriate brotherly dancing!

-Nice, now knee me in the testicles, Gunther!

JFC. Jojo really, I’m not judging, but this is a legacy not the fucking Story of O. Let’s at least find someone who is not a blood relation to beat you up? 

Like blondie here, look he’s cute and he wants to dance with you!

-UGH gross, not only is he age appropriate but I don’t even see a ring on that finger! Hard pass. OMG. IT’S HIM. HE’S HERE.

What? No, that’s impossible, there is no fucking way-


-Sunday morning, time to cut loose, am I right?


………………………………….fucking jfc I’m so done. Jojo I hate you.

-Well well well… Following me now, Stephen? Oh how the tables have turned..

-What? Do I know you?

-Haha that’s funny. So this is how you wanna play this then? Alright. Yes, I am a complete stranger..

-Oh wait, you’re that legacy freak that keeps spying on my family, aren’t you?

-That’s right I am. Does that turn you on?


-You can stop playing hard to get, you have me already..


-Well he can say what he wants but he did buy me a drink..


-I fail to see the difference. 

OF COURSE YOU DO. Let’s gtfo before you get arrested.

We go to Rodney’s Hideout to literally hide out. Gunther runs into Ruskie and things immediately escalate..

..while Jojo finally has one solitary bolt with someone and it’s Craig here, who is very cute and also..

A NERD. We have struck gold! Jojo don’t fuck this up istg.

-I can’t believe I’m saying this to someone who is not my mother but.. I don’t hate you.

-Oh my!

The very definition of different speeds. But it doesn’t matter, we’re getting there, just keep up the non disturbing conversation about hats, Jo!

-So you see, Craig, just as Napoleon thought the battle was his, he sees a sea of Prussian spiked helmets, or pickelhaubes, approaching-

-Actually, the Prussian military did not adopt the pickelhaube until 1842, it’s a common misconception aided by representations of the battle of Waterloo in modern media..

Oh dear god we’re gonna be here all night.

Even Mrs Crumplebottom doesn’t care enough to interrupt this lameness. 

-I don’t know when I’ll be able to go on a date with you, Craig, as I don’t subscribe to the arbitrary concept of ‘time’.. 

Ok you know what, NO. Get up.

There we fucking go. WAS THAT SO HARD

-You are pretty attractive even though your clothes are. ridiculous.

LMAO take a look in the mirror lately Jo? Whatever, Craig likes you for some unfathomable reason so let’s do this already.

If you’re wondering what Gunther was doing during this time, it was watching his harem smustle. He had 2 bolts with Ivy but Ruskie wouldn’t gtfo so we’re getting to Ivy later. As if we’d let her escape!

Busting a move worked like a charm on Craig, legit god knows why. Craig you’re a fucking weirdo. 

-I can’t help it, he looks so cool!

Is cool the right word for it? Is it really?


-Honestly, my dear, far be it from me to criticize my mother in any way, but I really don’t know what she was thinking marrying Komei!

Yea let us guess who you would prefer she marry instead.. Gee that’s a tough one.

Yes, there we go, we’re so close Jojo! Please don’t say anything creepy and scare him away, please ❤ Who knows how long it will be till we find someone else who likes you, probably never LETS BE REAL

-I really wasn’t expecting this to happen with someone so unmarried and so not middle-aged such as yourself.. And dressed in this delinquent manner.. I mean are you wearing an actual necklace, good lord.. Now that I think about it this may have been a mistake..


YAAAAS. I forgot to turn the special camera off like a moron but whatever! Get it Jo, fucking finally. 

AW. Fuck Jojo looking rough in this pic, can’t believe Craig went for you tbh. THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS

As soon as the first kiss is over this is what Craig hits us with:

Very promising. Jfc Jojo wtf did you do to him?

-NOTHING! I was a perfect gentleman, I even whispered in his ear that I’ll see him again when he’s married!

Oh yea, that’s what everyone wants to hear! Whatever, our work here is done, let’s go home. Gunther is so tired from being a slut he’s ready to pass out.





I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake,                                               baby, snap out of it,
I get the feeling I left it too late, but baby,
snap out of it,
if that watch don’t continue to swing                                                                   or the fat lady fancies having a sing,                                                                 I’ll be here waiting ever so patiently for you to                                               snap. out. of. it. ♪ 

I feel warm and fuzzy whenever I think about how much Bellamy Blake cares for the delinquents. He wasn’t even supposed to be one of the 100 but he became one on earth and since day one he took it upon himself to lead them and protect them.

This season there has been no shortage of emotional Bellamy moments from him risking his life to go out in acid rain to save Peter and his subsequent emotional break when he realised he couldn’t save him to his goodbyes with Jasper, Harper and the people who chose to stay in Arcadia.

Not to mention him sacrificing the generator just so he could save Riley from slavery and possible death. (A more questionable decision but none the less).

Bellamy Blake would make such a great dad. Just imagine him sitting next to a campfire with his little boy or girl and giving them such wisdom and wise words about life. AND THE SMILES. Just imagine how much a child of his own would lighten up his life.

I have such feels.

Finally we both went to bed early! Love work. Don’t feel totally baffled this week. I used to wake up dreading going to my far away ofc in NY and now I’m like yay I get to go to work today! My dad sent me a nice text saying how proud he is of me. That made my day. Me and him talk about anything with each other but we’re not typically effusive and it was nice for him to make the effort to express his feelings.

M’s school is worth the money. She’s happy, safe, and well cared for there. No idea if she’s learning anything but I care more about her smile than her reading. The mixed age classroom is great for her. I try to get through my work efficiently so I can leave on the early side to pick her up early. She runs over and gives me a huge hug and tells me about all the fun she had.

This house is so much more civilized than our tiny apt. Even when it’s not clean it doesn’t look messy because there’s enough space for everything. M loves separating clothes and getting to pour the soap and press the button on the washing machine. She thinks the button pressing job is the greatest honor.

So far it’s been possible to keep up with the side PT job. I do an hour in the AM then more at night. I miss our friends but having a simple schedule of school work home, school work home, without much social life other than hanging with M, is easier.

I miss A a lot. Sometimes I forget that he’s not at work and not coming home at night. I’m scared that now that it’s “only” a year and a half left something terrible will happen. But I can’t dwell on that because I have no control over what goes on where he is. I miss him so much, but my job also makes it feel like something good came out of something bad and I get to use the experiences to try to help people.

I want to focus more on healthy eating. 31 is young and I shouldn’t be dreading bathing suit season. When I was thin (and yes strung out and crazy) I had a lot of fun with clothes and now I’m just like shove on whatever fits. Considering whole 30 again because the rules are clear cut and straightforward to follow but yuck all that meat. There’s a gym nearby with a kids club but I don’t want to pick M up from school then drop her off at kids club. Tonight will do even one sit up at home.


1962 Mercury Colony Park by Greg Gjerdingen
Via Flickr:
Click here for more car pictures at my Flickr site. Rohner’s Auto Parts 3rd Annual Collector Car Gathering and Customer Appreciation Day Willmar, Minnesota July 2016 My Dad used to bring along as he would get parts for the family car. As a little car freak, I loved running around checking out all of the different cars. I bought my first car before I had my license and I had to make many trips to Rohner’s to get that car road ready before I passed my road test at 16, I have been going there ever since and bringing friends along and getting them hooked as well. It was a great day and I heard many great experiences people had finding parts to fix their cars. I feel all of us should throw them an appreciation party.

I will no loner be visiting my mothers grave site.

*This is going to be a long post and may take me a while to get to the point so.. sorry. 

Just to give some history so you know who I’m talking about: I have step dad, his name is Jimmy. My real father died when I was a baby, never knew him. Jimmy has been my dad since I can remember. He’s my dad. Jimmy has an aunt (well he has a few but we are talking about one), Aunt Judy. My Uncle Carmen (technically my great uncle) was her husband, he’s the one the died on Easter. I also have a brother (well i have two but I don’t acknowledge one of them), his name is Dwayne. For my entire life he has been in and out of jail for various reasons. He had a pretty terrible childhood (my mom was a victim of some brutal domestic violence at the hands of his father and also she was pretty poor at the time). His childhood, along with behavioral issues, and a handful of other traumatic experiences (i.e. being stabbed by his own father, being raped in jail, molested as a child) are the reason why he is who he is. There, now you know everyone. 

My Auny Judy is probably one of the most judgmental people I have ever met. She does not accept fault, unless it’s someone in HER family. Growing up I dealt with a ton of issues regarding my mental health. Anxiety, depression, bipolar disorder, and self-harm just to name a few. In Aunt Judy’s eyes, I was lazy and spoiled (not quite sure how I was spoiled since my parents were pretty poor but OKAY). She also did not like my brother. She thought he was a thug and a criminal (although he’s never been in jail for any kind of crime associated with gangs) and wrote him off a long time ago. One time she and my mom paid for him to take a train down to south carolina (we have family down there) so he could get his life back together, however he was back up here and in jail within 6 months (i don’t know why). She never held her tongue when she had an opinion and boy oh boy does she have them.  I’m just trying to give you some background on who she is as a person. 

The day after my mom died, she insisted that my dad, myself, and her HAD to clean my house. From my mom being sick and my dad being a literal slob (no seriously, but thats a post for a different time) our house was in pretty bad condition. My parents had been dealing with a mouse problem for years, my mom smoked inside (she was a pack and a half a day smoker) so that made a HUGE impact, and in general, no one cleaned (I did what I could people). It was bad, I admit, but it wasn’t something she needed to be doing. However, because my dad has no backbone when it comes to his aunt (she basically raised him and bailed him out of so many shitty situations) we cleaned. 

Fast forward to now. Monday was the funeral services for my uncle. As I said in previous posts, his burial was at the same place as my moms, literally a plot or two over (headstones are right next to each other). Because of this, my brother had brought flowers to be placed at my mothers grave after everyone was done paying their respect and such. After everything was done and people were heading back to their cars I placed the flowers in the little green containers that stick into the ground and we left. There was a lunch that we all went to after that. 

After the lunch and everything else, my brother went back to my moms grave site just to make sure I had put the flowers in there good enough and to have a moment alone with her. Well when he got there, the flowers we had placed had been all thrown around and the green plastic thingy’s were broken and such (josh and i went there as well and they were a mess). Well he went to the office and complained. Now, to be honest, he could have been way nicer about it. He’s a hot head at heart and shouldn’t have gotten as upset as he did, but whatever. They apologized, said they would fix it, he replaced on of the things, and it was done with. 

Aunt Judy called me today basically screaming at me. Apparently she had gone there yesterday and they told her about my brother complaining and she flipped. I’m going to use her words here “he had no right to complain! He doesn’t own that grave, your dad doesn’t own that grave, it’s not even your moms, she doesn’t own it. I own it!! Me and my cousins own it and who does he think he is. He shouldn’t have even been there or at the damn funeral. I’m so disgusted by him! That’s none of his business and he has no right to that grave or anything that goes on with it. I OWN IT!” 

This is not the first time she has said these things to me. About a month or so after my mother died, my girlfriend at the time and I had gone to one of my uncle’s drag races (Jimmy’s brother). While there Aunt Judy proceeded to tell me that we should be lucky that my mom was able to be buried there because the plots belong to her and her cousins and she’s not sure what they would have done with my mom if she hadn’t gotten them. She also said for a while she had been putting money away for my moms funeral (which alone would have been a nice gesture) but wasn’t going to ever give it to them because she knew my mom would spend it. She made multiple comments about how she always wanted to tell my mom she needed to clean the house and to start saving for “the end” but she didn’t want to “offend” her (apparently offending and disrespecting her now doesn’t matter though). She NEVER refers to her by her name, which is Donna btw. It’s always, “your mom”. 

I don’t often visit my moms grave site and this is one of the reasons. The other reasons are because thats not what my mom wanted. If she could have afforded it she would have been transferred to Kentucky where she was born and raised and buried with her brother and also its’s just not something I enjoy. I don’t feel close to her there and those are probably the reasons. 

Today’s phone call was probably the straw that broke the camels back if I’m being honest. I have decided to cut off contact with her completely. I’m 27 years old. I have a beautiful 3.5 year old, an awesome boyfriend, amazing best friends, and a whole support system and family of my own. I’m an adult. I get to decide who have in my life. I get to decide how I allow people to talk to me. It my choice and I’m finally putting my foot down. I will no longer try to live up to her ridiculous expectations about what a person should be and how they should live their life. I will no longer allow her to EVER disrespect my mom like that again, or EVER talk to me like that again. My brother has made A LOT of mistakes in his life, but he’s still a good person. He’s the first to help you out if you need it, he’s always been a great listener, and in general he cares a lot (too much probably). I choose him over her ALWAYS. 

So because of all that, I’ve made the choice to never visit my moms grave site again. It’s not hers. Judy made that very clear. 

**If you actually read all of that then omg you rock and thank you. 



Not only is Miles adorable in how staunchly he believes in this, he’s totally right. Kay WOULD tell him about a heist or any new friend in her life or pretty much anything, and they ARE close like that and GOD HE IS SUCH A DAD. 

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Lupin’s excellent at childcare when he wants to be. He’s got a real friendly face and it plays in his favor. Couple that with a childlike mind of his own, and you’ve got a great father in the making. He’s not perfect, but he’s not the worst in the world, either.

Jigen’s a great dad and nobody can tell me otherwise. Just ask Conan.

toonsandbafoons  asked:

Heyo! It's Dan, I just wanted to share that I came out to my dad yesterday via letter and it didn't go great. He said that he still loves me because I'm his "little girl". I then proceeded to try and explain more that I don't feel like I should be a girl, and he just said "I changed your diapers, I know you're a girl" I also tried to explain the difference of sex and gender but he doesn't care. It didn't go horrible I guess, but he said that as long as I'm under his roof, I'm "still a girl" :/

My dad did the same thing
What I did, was I gave him time. I gave him like a month then I talked to him about it again and he kept saying “Well I just dont understand” so through his messenger on Facebook I kept sending him small ftm articles.
Trigger warning.
Even some about the trans suicide rate.
And I asked him would he rather have a dead daughter or an alive son.

And that helped.

You can message me anytime.

What we really need is an adaptation of the original 1740 The Beauty and the Beast

So were you aware that the The Beauty and the Beast story we all know is a heavily abridged and rewritten version of a much longer novella by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve?  And that a lot of the plot holes existing in the current versions exist because the 1756 rewrite cut out the second half of the novella, which consisted entirely of the elaborate backstory that explains all the weird shit that happened before?  And that the elaborate backstory is presented in a way that’s kind of boring because the novel had only just been invented in 1740 and no one knew how they worked yet, but contains a bazillion awesome ideas that beg for a modern retelling?  And that you are probably not aware that the modern world needs this story like air but the modern world absolutely needs this story like air?  Allow me to explain:

The totally awesome elaborate backstory that explains Beauty and the Beast

  • Once upon a time there was a king, a queen, and their only son
  • But while the prince was still in his infancy, in a neat reversal of how these fairy tales usually go, the king tragically died, leaving his wife to act as Regent until their son reaches maturity
  • Unfortunately, the rulers of all the lands surrounding them go, “Hmm, the kingdom is ruled by a woman now, it must be weak, time for an invasion!”
  • And the Queen goes, “Well, if I let some general fight all these battles for me, he’ll totally amass enough fame and power to make a bid for the throne; if I want to protect my son’s crown, I have no choice but to take up arms and lead the troops myself!
  • (Btw, I want to stress that this woman is not Eowyn or Boudica and nothing in the way her story is presented suggests that she had any interest martial exploits before or in any way came to enjoy them during these battles.  This is a perfectly ordinary court lady who would much rather be embroidering altar covers for the royal chapel and playing with her child until necessity made her go, “Oh no, this sucks, I guess I have to become a Warrior Queen now” and she just happened to kick ass at it anyway.)
  • And the Queen totally kicked ass, but the whole “twice as good for half the credit” thing meant that no matter how many battles she won, potential enemies refused to take her and her army seriously until she had defeated them so no sooner would she fend off one invasion than another one would pop up on a different border.
  • So she spent the majority of her young son’s life away from the castle leading armies, but it was OK because she left him in the care of her two best friends, who just happen to be fairies!  This was an awesome idea because a) fairies have magic, and therefore are like the best people to protect the prince from any threats and b) fairies consider themselves to be so above humanity that the lowest fairy outranks the highest mortal, so they’d have no interest in taking a human throne.  Good thing they were both good fairies instead of one good and one evil one!
  • (Spoiler:  they were not both good fairies.)
  • So the two fairies basically take turns raising the prince until he’s old enough to rule.  And on the eve of his twenty-first birthday, the evil older one comes into the prince’s bedroom.
  • “So listen, kid.  You’re about to become king, your mother’s on her way home from the war to see you crowned, and I have a third piece of good news for you!  You see, I’ve actually been spending so much time here lately because Fairyland’s become a bit too hot to hold me for reasons totally not related to me being secretly evil.  And if I have to hang in the human world, I might as well reside in the upper echelons of it, so even though as a powerful fairy I completely eclipse your puny human status in a staggeringly unimaginable way, since you’re about to be king and since my premonition that I should stick this whole guardianship thing out because you would be hot one day has totally proved accurate (go me), I will graciously lower myself to allowing you to marry me.  Please feel free to grovel at my feet in gratitude.  (Btw, we can totally start the wedding night now, we’ll tell your mother about it when she arrives tomorrow.)”

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  • Dick: Oh come on, you think you're the family disappointment?
  • Jason: Well it sure as hell ain't you, golden boy!
  • Dick: We'll see about that. Bruce!
  • Bruce: Hm?
  • Dick: Who is the family disappointment?
  • Bruce:
  • Bruce:
  • Bruce: St--
  • Stephanie: NO!
  • Stephanie: Shut up shut up shut uuuupppp!
  • Stephanie: I cannot be the family disappointment because I am not a part of this family!
  • Stephanie: I don't even go here!
  • Tim: You're here all the time--
  • Stephanie: As your personal Kimmy Gibbler! Not a sister!
  • Stephanie: [to Bruce] I can't believe you. I CANNOT believe you! Say it, Bruce, swear to God, SAY IT and I will slap you again!
  • Jason: Again?
  • Stephanie: You know who is, Bruce? You. YOU ARE THE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT.
  • Stephanie: You haven't done half the crap you should and YEAH I'm pulling out receipts because I INVENTED fake dying and when I got back no one was nice to me SO YOU DON'T GET ANY FREEBIES!
  • Stephanie: I'm leaving! Tell Cass I'm not talking to any of you and I broke up with Tim--
  • Tim: How is this my fault?!
  • Stephanie: --and that I'll be at Gina's on 5th for smoothies because SOME of us keep our promises and don't just go 'hey I'm back from the dead get out of my cave even though I'm a loser who got lost in time like a loser' which, like, PATHETIC
  • Stephanie: [wads up leftover receipt from her purse and throws it at Bruce] BYE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT
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Little things about BTS

- jungkook and rapmon doing a very gaY tROYE SIvAN SONG
- jimin constantly asking jungkook for kisses
- how bts actually makes real ass music about real ass things unlike most other idols
- how bts is so fucking different from other idols in general and started at the very very bottom and now they’re on top yas bitch YAS
- kookie was scouted by 7 different agencies but chose bighit because he heard namjoon rap ;-;
- how namjoonie made a dope ass song about change and progressive POLITICS instead of a typical song
- Jin is the mom and rap monie is the dad even tho he’s not oldest but is a great leader
- the namjin kiss 🙊
- kookie being the youngest but not acting like the maknae and Jin being the oldest but most immature
- how monie has said many times he supports LGBT
- how unorthodox and liberal BTS is and how they might just be the first group to really change the homophobia of South Korea plEASE
- they produce their own music and keep ART ALIVE AND ARENT JUST A GROUP OF PRETTY BOYS
- kookie is so tsundere omg
- jimin’s godly thighs
- how tae is so comfortable with things like acne and imperfections on his body god he’s so pure
- sharing food
- how jimin always puts his feet in first position when he dances
- jungkooks English and how he mAKES ENGLISH COVERS AH
- how sope make each other SO FLUSTERED AHH
- sugas JHOOOOOOOOOPE like yes queen yaaaas
- jimin’s fucking praise kink
- suga’s tongue technology and “whether it’s a guy or girl my tongue will make you cum 😏
- how kinky tae is
- bts doing human things like playing overwatch and watching anime and being immature
- Jin’s window laugh and his love for food - sope having the fucking gay ass 👨‍❤️‍👨 emoji in their vlive title?????
- bts genuinely loves each other so much and they’re so humble

Hamilton Characters as Different Social Media Platforms
  • Alexander: Tumblr. Shitposts regularly, goes on long rants about social justice issues, daddy kink, kinda rly Gay™,hates donald trump.
  • Laurens: Deviant Art. Really likes to do the Art Thing™,is really gay, quiet when u dont know him but sO FRICKIN LOUD OTHERWISE WOO!!
  • Lafayette: Vine. naive af,does not understand most jokes but tells them again anyways,talks way too fast.
  • Hercules: Twitter: Rants a lot, lowkey a fuckboy,does not have an indoor voice as he is ALWAYS HYPED!!!!
  • Madison: Snapchat. Stays at party for like 10 mins then leaves for some reason and does not come back, kinda basic but everyone still loves him,99% pure
  • Jefferson: 4chan. Is the first to know about new memes, kinda problematic,angered easily,ironically says "make america great again"
  • Washington: Facebook. Pronounces "memes" as "mey-meys",you either rly like him or rly hate him,finds out about trends months late, dad friend.
  • Burr: Google plus. Everyone knows him ut most dont rly like him , 100% salt, steals memes from Jefferson.
  • King George: Myspace. 'hahaha remember me?",really wants people to talk to him again,lonely, still thinks its 2006
  • Eliza: Pinterest. The Mom Friend™™ ,really likes DIY projects, & does everything better than you.
  • Peggy: Ifunny. Commonly overlooked,does everything """ironically""",likes memes.
  • Angelica: Instagram. #nofilter,rly passive agressive,takes pictures of her food, has an iphone.
  • Maria: Youtube. Everyone knows her name,has a bit of a bad rep but is cool af, likes cute animals.
Iain is like my best friend. He comes over a lot. And he really loves hanging out with Sylvia (5), they’re like best friends. Which is kind of cool actually. He like saves her artwork and all that. They’re like really buddies. I hang out with him the most socially.
—  Brett Dalton on his favorite Agents of SHIELD cast member, Toronto ComiCon 2017
Show > Books

book clary: whiny, problematic, cliche “underdog becomes the hero”
show clary: badass, soft, *cough* not trying to get with the guy she believes is her brother *cough*

book jace: an asshole but “it’s okay because he’s just witty and the cool-guy”
show jace: supportive, strong, a good person to have as a friend/ally

book simon: literally did nothing except pine over clary for like three books, but he’s the cliche cute-nerd friend that EVERY main character has to have
show simon: badass, can make his own decisions, nerd-hot

book isabelle: wasn’t even there most of the time, slut shamed when she was there, but she was a good sister
show isabelle: a fcking goddess™, the best forensic pathologist in the state of NY, just trying to be accepted by her mom, a fcking amazing little sister

book alec: problematic, whiny, good with a bow, knew he was “in love” with his parabatai but still dated magnus (completely disregarding magnus’s feelings)
show alec: amazing fighter, amazing brother,amazing son, amazing boyfriend, amazing amaZING AMAZING !!!

book magnus: literally wore fuckinf ridiculous clothes, but overall he was pretty great
show magnus: the most badass, fashionable, wise person on the world, an excellent boyfriend, takes absolutely NO bullshit, is there to help people when they need it

book luke: wasn’t even there most of the time ???
show luke: the BEST detective in New York, amazing step-dad, badass leader, saved the day so many times i’ve lost count, just overall the best

Luke: [text] hi who is this?
Vader: who is THIS????
Luke: are you a friend of ben’s?
Vader: ben?? ben who??? 
Luke: ben kenobi? I just found this phone in his house. 
Vader: ben kenobi
Vader: r u fuckin kidding me
Vader: thats what he called himself???? jfc 
Vader: yes i was his friend why are you contacting me???
Luke: there were 1,201 unread texts from your number on this phone, so i thought i would just let you know that i’m really sorry, but ben is dead
Vader: oh yeah so he claims 
Vader: theres no name stored with my # on there?
Luke: uh yeah there is but it wasnt helpful in identifying you and i didnt feel right about reading all your messages…the couple that i saw seemed pretty personal
Vader: what is the name he used for me? just curious
Luke: um “headache” lol. sorry. 
Vader: ugh 🙄 whatever the only thing he loved more than me was complaining about me
Luke: ben was my friend, too. i didn’t know he had any other friends! i mean my dad was his best friend, but he’s been dead since before I was born. 
Vader: wait what
Luke: i have to get going, my r2 unit’s kind of got a mind of his own and he’s gonna leave tatooine without me if i don’t hurry
Vader: WHAT
Luke: later mister! i hope we can talk more soon!

anonymous asked:

Namjoon might not know it? But he was born to b a dad. Like have you Seen??? The way he dresses and talks and acts and Just. Jgfjfjrkrjjrjrjrjrhehfgrgfehdhejfhejfhr

Namjoon as a baby:

Namjoon: d-duh-duh
Namjoons dad: say daddy for me namjoon
Namjoons dad: one more time! U almost got it bud!
Namjoon: dy-di-disappointing
Namjoon dad: what did u
Namjoon: u heard me
Namjoons dad: son I don’t-
Namjoon: it’s disappointing how u lived ur life to please others. I wish u followed ur dream instead and lived your life freely. Stop putting people’s opinions of you on a pedestal. You have one life to live one heart to give. Do it without regrets.
Namjoon: d-DadA
Namjoons dad: single tear rolls down cheek