murdoc through the phases
- phase 1: mysterious, moody, edgy satanist bass player. ideal bf. one red fingernail. blue teeth but otherwise looked like an actual human being: darkish skin, acne (despite being in his mid thirties), round face, and fluffy black hair. owner of an inverted cross dildo.
- phase 2: constantly green. constantly horny. constantly wearing nothing but his cape, boots, and underwear. proud to be disgusting. pimples all over his ass. lots of fuzzy hair on his legs and belly and sometimes scruffy facial hair. long, pointy claws for fingernails. he's chubby, soft, he's got a beer gut and a saggy chest and flab and it's fucking cute. words cannot describe how gorgeous this murdoc is. truly a special time
- phase 3: pirate gay aesthetic. never naked. suddenly his face is longer and pointier. several of his teeth are missing. drinks rum like it's water. probably the most evil he's ever been but. damn he looks good in a turtleneck
- phase 4: naked space gay. leftist. teeth magically fixed themselves. kinkier than ever before. terrified of trump (aren't we all???). fidgets and wiggles around a lot. he's not like other teenagers, he's 51. and yes, he finally took a bath.