he is so pretty and sweet

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Meeting Iain and Elizabeth - My Weekend at C2E2

I don’t really know how to start this because this weekend was such an experience, and I had to the most wonderful time. I know a lot of you have been asking about my time there, so here’s a full rundown of my weekend. Most is under the cut because IT’S A LOT.

I’ll start with what you really want to hear. As most of you already know, Iain and Elizabeth were both the kindest human beings on the planet. Iain was just so nice and thoughtful, and he genuinely enjoyed meeting everyone at the con. You could just tell he was having a lovely time, which made the whole experience even better. And of course, Elizabeth was a complete angel, running a guy down to return his pen, and was completely sweet throughout the whole weekend.

Now, onto my Saturday experience!

First off, I have to thank @eclecticmuses​ for letting me follow her around like a lost puppy all day Saturday. Honestly, I had no idea where to go, so thank you for being so kind and leading the way. You were a lifesaver, and so much fun to hang with all day!

After meeting up with some of her cosplay friends, we went directly to Iain’s autograph line. We were about 15th? in line, so we didn’t have to wait that long, but let me tell you. Once Iain came out and sat down, the f-bombs were flying amongst our group bc we were losing our shit. After about a minute of everyone having a little excited panic, we calmed ourselves (as much as possible) and waited for our autographs.

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anonymous asked:

head canon about making out with taeil or doyoung? your pick:)

A/N: Doyoung it is!

Originally posted by dovounq

  • There is never not passion.
  • He feels making-out should be passionate and intimate- he really pours all his adoration and emotions into it.
  • Even if he initiates it in a sleazy, lustful manner, or a innocent, gentle manner, it always morphs into a passionate session.
  • He’s pretty dom, so usually it’s him devouring you, his eager lips coaxing your own to join his in a sensual dance.
  • BUT he’d also be into being lazy sometimes, letting you crawl over him, pulling him into a sweet kiss, reacting to your soft lips as you take the lead.
  • — 
  • Look at how nice his teeth are.
  • I think he can get a little frisky if the making-out gets heated and you both begin tugging on one anothers clothes- by frisky I mean using his teeth.
  • Call it kinky if you want, but I think once he starts tugging on your lip with his teeth things are about to get real.
  • His tongue comes out to play sometimes, but usually not.
  • When he does use it shit gets kinky.
  • He’d use it in a non-traditional manner, gripping your jaw as shallow breaths left you, your lidded gaze meeting his own- before he leans down, his tongue darting out to brush your own, making-out with you on his own, your jaw caught in his grasp, your lips tortuously prevented from dancing with his own.
  • — 
  • As for what the rest of his body does- his hands would definitely wander, pulling you closer or groping whatevr he could.
  • He’s got a strange switch in him [I don’t necessarily mean dom & sub]- I mean he can go from shoving his tongue down your throat and grinding on you to completely normal pretty quick [If a phone were to ring or smthng and he had to go- it’d be odd how quickly he was able to collect himself and leave you hanging, just one of his ‘talents’ I suppose].
  • I’ve talked a lot about steamy making out, but there would also be some passionate and not-so-steamy sessions as well, mainly focused on the emotional connection of you two.

anonymous asked:

I really want there to be a sumo episode where Ash and Kukui have like a fight or argument or smth small and sweet that makes their relationship more believable and more valuable. Maybe Ash does something super reckless and Kukui just goes full dad discipline mode on him idk

yes!! kukui is really lenient but he has gotten a little upset with ash for being reckless before (e.g. when he got scratches from litten), so i could see him eventually getting really mad at ash for being reckless, especially when ash gets hurt and tries to dismiss it. i doubt he’d be mad for long, though, ash almost always does reckless stuff to help others, after all. it’d be hard to stay mad at him when his intentions are only good!

i already love their relationship (positive dads/father figures are so good ;v;), so i hope it gets more development, too! since there’s a big focus on family this saga, i’m pretty hopeful for more sweet family-like interactions between them.

I met my crush through overwatch. how fuckin weird is that… he played all mass effect games… loved liara and Jane just like me… has a super cute innocent face and pretty glasses and like, a voice of gold and a British accent and his personality is the fucking best he’s so sweet and caring and protective and playful and has been through a lot of shit which is… relatable… and, just like me, difficult relationship with his mom which is why he had to move, literally same rn and idk i just….

i can’t sleep

my boyfriend picked me up after school today and it was so nice tbh. he had driven his dad to work so he stopped by the restaurant and made his mom and me food which was honestly so delicious and just so thoughtful cause I always leave the chem lab starving and anyway we went back to house and hung around with his mom and siblings eating and watching scary movies and just chilling. it was really nice his mom is so sweet and really tries to make me feel welcome. plus we watched a pretty decent scary movie which meant optimal cuddle time. his brother was so cute tho omg cause he’s turning five in a couple weeks and any time he sees anyone he says “it’s my birthday!” and they’ll be like “really!” and he’s like “no! but we’re going to chuck e cheese!” he’s so excited omg. anyway overall a nice day we laid down a bit it was nice and lately he’s been trying to be cute like taking pictures and shit which I love

A New Home

I couldn’t believe it. I was finally there standing in none other than our new home. It was a gorgeous three story high building that went back pretty far back and was, if I was correct, four times bigger than where I used to live and more spacious than Jacob’s precious train hideout. Still, as beautiful as it looked with its ivory facade and blooming garden, the look on my partner’s face didn’t show any glee at all.
“Jacob, don’t look so down.”
He shrugged and gave me a small smile. “You just get used to certain things, you know?”
“I know but look!” I happily motioned. “Now we have a very elegant place we can call home. After all, you deserve it for all the good things you have done for this city.”
He newly shrugged, not quite convinced. “I’m yet to hear what those good things are.”
I set down the suitcase I was carrying and dug from my coat’s pocket the key to open the ornate front door with and swung it open, again captivated with how well-decorated our home looked like. Now this was a place to live in. Coming from the slums of Whitechapel, this splendor in Westminster was a dream come true.
“I think you and I need to talk.” I replied as I waited for him to walk inside.
Giving me a sad look, he slowly walked in with the suitcases carrying my things and set them down the living room, not even bothering to glance at all we were now the proud owners of.
Was Jacob really that sad we had left our lives of poverty behind? I couldn’t see the problem at all.
I shut the door and saw a solemn Jacob sitting on the couch, his hands on his face and leaning forward, a posture of thoughtfulness in his body.
“Hey, I’m really sorry.“ I told him as I sat down next to him, taking off his top hat.
He shook his head. “You have nothing to apologize for, princess.”
“Do you not think you deserve all of this?” I motioned. “A warm place for you to come back to? A place where a nice meal will be ready for you? A home where a soft bed will soothe your body? Because, Jacob, I think you do.”
He chuckled and grabbed my face, his rough fingers tickling my cheeks.
“Let me tell you that having all of these riches mean nothing to me if I don’t have you by my side, princess. Whether I sleep in a hard couch in a train or a soft bed in a palace, all that matters is waking up by your side.”
I choked and only managed to smile, my heart melting at the sweet words of Jacob. Not containing myself, I threw myself at him and hugged him while knocking him off balance.
Jacob laughed and tried to sit up but he let himself fall and only adjusted his body so that I could sit in between his legs and lie down on his chest.
“But I can’t deny you I will miss my couch.” Jacob said.
I played with his gauntlet. “But we didn’t even fit there.”
“As if this fancy couch is any better,” he replied, “look! My feet are dangling off the arm!”
“The couch here is for sitting, Jacob, not for sleeping. That’s why we now have a decent bed to do that with.”
He kissed and moved my hair to the side, his beard scratching my cheek. “Do you know what else we have a decent bed for?”
I giggled at the low sound of his voice, that peculiar tone giving me goosebumps.
“No,” I whispered, “but I am curious to know.”
His lips caressed my neck and made my breathing stop. “If we go there, I’ll be more than happy to show you its other function. What say you?”
A broad smile spread on my face at the thought of making love to my man. “Oh, yes, please. Do show me.”
“You won’t regret it.” Jacob kissed me.
I giggled. “I’ll take my risks.”
“Then let us go now because I have much to show you.”
“Yes, sir!”

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anonymous asked:

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…okay who the fuck are you and WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

i a such a fucking mess what the fuck what the f u c k

WHY is he looking at me with that face hes fucking sexing me up with those eyes and his ARM IM FCUKGIN AIJSNHCANT

idk why youre out to get me girl WHAT DID I DO WHY

but ill just have you know i’ve already completely fallen and im pretty sure he is my bias or one of my biases (im a hoe sorry) but yeah i’ve been feeling him extra hard lately and i just want to date him and bang him hes so cute and sweet and beautiful and everyhting and i just want to join in on him and ten because i believe theyre lowkey banging

#QIP7


he was pretty used to be a bake cup
the brownishness of his tounge and skin
made him no Viennese cheesecake
nor fragrant apple strudel
nor an awaited birthday cake

he was just lying there
with flavourless knives
conversed kindly with the rolling pin
and listened to the thoughts of forks and knives

(deep down in his thin structure
he was asking himself constantly
why did he have to be a bake cup
in a world of shiny plates
so eager to serve all the
magnificent dishes
not afraid of
coming apart)

he tried to paint himself white
to hide his softness with the porcelain
even to make himself flat
so at least his shape is decent

it was all useless

the bake cup finally creeped into a drawer
for it seemed the world of cakes and other specialities
was not his cup of tea

and before he managed to fall asleep forever
someone took him outside the drawer

this is how the bake cup met muffin

the warm crumbs of It
tickled his entire paper body
the sweetness fulfilled him
the smell became a melody of morning sun

he was pretty used to be a bake cup
but then he realised

how much he loves baking

anonymous asked:

Hi! Do you have any tips for an enfp girl who likes a infp boy? He is very poetic and spiritual, and i enjoy it a lot! Is there anything that i could do that would really trigger his heart?:)

Hello ENFP Friend,

I actually have an ENFP friend and she is very sweet, we get along quite well.
INFPs regardless of whether male or female are usually pretty deep people. He sounds no different. Best thing to do is literally just be interested in him. Does he like music? If it were me the best way to get me, though I am a girl is to listen. Pay attention to what I am saying. Try to keep up with my thoughts and if you don’t, ask so you are on the same page. Remember the little things. Share my interests and yet have your own to show that you are an individual with your own thoughts and feelings. Be interested in my writing and my what I call “deeper soul side” The things that make me tick like certain songs and art. Even though he may not want to share his writing with you, to know that you took an interest. And of course we are not ones that like small talk. I mean deep conversation can’t be forced, but small talk is an instant kill to our interest. It’s more draining than anything. We like deep pools and I personally stay away from people that I call “Shallow as a Kiddie Pool”.  
We are introverts and that is just how introverts are. We like our quiet time and get our recharge by being alone. One on one is something we prefer. We also love it when you have your own moral codes and principles. 

I hope that give you a little to work with. Like I said, I am a girl but I really don’t believe aside normal guy/girl differences/feelings that there will be that big of a contrast. Each INFP is pretty unique though and like being one of a kind :) 

Message me if you please.

-Best love <3

where adrien flirts
  • so adrien has a little problem: he likes marinette. like he really, honest-to-god likes her, and he doesn’t know what to do about it. his track record with girls isn’t so stellar. after he confessed his feelings to ladybug as chat noir, she calmly turned him down and admitted she liked someone else. so as nino would say, without a lady to tie him down, adrien agreste is single and ready to mingle
  • but he’s always been single?? and what does mingle even mean?? like, nino, what the hell, dude?? help a man out. 
  • so nino sits him down and explains how to get his crush. with his previous crush, nino tells him, adrien obviously didn’t do it right, and that’s why she turned him down (nino doesn’t know it was ladybug, and he just likes to think adrien was crushing on a supermodel who was totally out of even his league). 
  • nino: “you gotta flirt, man. the ladies love a dude who’s chill and cool and confident. you gotta rock it and own it. you got this.”
    adrien: “but how? every time I go to her, she looks at me, and I can’t… make my words work.”
    nino: “….you two are perfect for each other.”
    adrien: “what?”
    nino: “what?”
  • nino gives him an article with a few tips for flirting. this shouldn’t be too bad, and hey, it worked on alya, nino swears by it. so with 10 Flirting Techniques That Are Garunteed to Work on Women on his mind, adrien is determined to woo the ladies.
  • 1. set the stage with the “soft stare”: so all he had to do was stare at marinette as deeply as possible whenever they had a conversation while maintaining a calm and relaxed expression. marinette likes to stutter and stammer her ways through her words, and he couldn’t blame her, because he lost control when he tried to talk to her as well, and usually her antics made him smile and laugh. but according to the tips, he wasn’t allowed to.
  • it’s all good for a week or so, until nino pulls him aside and asks why he looks like he’s plotting how to murder marinette in her sleep like some type of serial killer every time he talks to her. 
  • he stops talking to her after that. alya tracks him down a few days later and whacks him upside the head for making her best friend cry by ignoring her. adrien goes back to talking to marinette as normally as possible after that because it’s better to talk to her as friends than invoke his “killer smile” while trying to flirt.
  • 2. be vague and leave her wanting more: adrien has this in the bag. he knows how to skirt around a topic, but that’s just because he has to make sure he kept his secret identity as a superhero of Paris a… secret. being vague is one of his best talents, it also helps with those stupid paparazzi who always follow him. the article offers some suggests: tell her you know a secret about her, tell her there’s something interesting about her and you can’t put your finger on it, tell her that’s she exactly your type but don’t tell her what you type actually is, etc. he spends most of the night plotting his exact words, and the next day, when he sees marinette, it just comes spilling out…
  • adrien: “i know your secret, marinette.”
    marinette: “…what?”
    well shit, adrien thought, the article didn’t tell him what happened after this.
    adrien: “…i know it. your secret… i knew there was something about you that i couldn’t put my finger on.”
    marinette: “…wait, so you know? ohmygodthiscan’tbehappening,ohmygod, how did you figure it out???”
  • adrien wasn’t sure what to do after this point, so like the article said, he leaves her wanting more and nopes the fuck outta there, cha-cha sliding out of the classroom and bolting down the hallway before she could catch him.
  • 3. the sensual look: once a girl is comfortable around you, give her a mischievous look that makes her think. the article (and nino) never really explain what the girl will think about, but adrien totally supports girl empowerment and helping those smart cookies get the best grades and brilliance recognition they deserve. if a mischievous smile is all it takes, then he’s more than happy to help.
  • he flashes her a quirky smirk in Madame Bustier’s lecture, marinette notices and freezes up. he thinks he did it wrong when nino just leans closer and says, “you broke marinette.”
  • adrien apologizes after class and swears he’ll never break her again. marinette just mumbles, “you can break me anytime.”
  • adrien thinks it’s counterproductive. 
  • 4. the surprise wink: whenever you pass her, just wink after you lock eyes, nino says, she won’t expect it and it’ll surprise her but give her the clear and distinct message that you are flirting with her. adrien wants marinette to know he likes her and wants to flirt with he rand wants to date her and just be with her, so he winks every time he gets. 
  • they see each other in class? wink he catches her eyes while they study for physics? wink they talk about madame bustier’s homework? wink she asks him for his opinion on her designs? wink 
  • at first, she giggles. after two weeks, she presents him with a bottle of over-the-counter artificial tears for his “eye twitch.” he stops winking after that and doesn’t talk to nino for the rest of the day.
  • 5. the playful bump: playful actions, like bumping, will definitely make a girl smile. 
  • adrien: “but nino, i could hurt her.”
    nino: “no, my dude, she knows you’re teasing.”
    adrien: “i don’t care if she knows. what if i knock her over?”
    nino: “no, you don’t do it hard, you just–”
    adrien: “what if she falls over and breaks her nose? i don’t wanna break her nose, nino. she has a cute nose.”
    nino: “adrien, you’re not gonna break her–”
    adrien: “niNO
  • 6. the understatement: understate the compliments you give her, okay, okay, adrien can do this. it’s simple.
  • adrien: “marinette, your eyes are blue… like avatar’s skin. just blue.. all over.. it’s great. not the brightest blue, but not the darkest. just blue. you have blue eyes, marinette.”
    marinette: *is speechless*
    nino: “…you nailed that, adrien.”
    adrien: “oh thanks, nino.”
  • 7. the double negative, “i don’t think you’re not beautiful”: 
    adrien: “but i do think she’s beautiful.”
    nino: “i know, you’re telling her that.”
    adrien: “but you just said i don’t think she’s beautiful?”
    nino: “no, no, you said you don’t think she’s not beautiful, so ergo you think she is beautiful.”
    adrien: “…grammar hurts my head, nino.”
    nino: “i know, my dude, i understand.”
  • 8. the sensual tease, tease her for liking you: okay, but adrien doesn’t know if marinette likes him like that? nino swears she does, and alya says so too, but it still makes him feel bad for teasing her. so he doesn’t tease her and just keeps doing stuff like he normally does, like walking her home from school and helping her study physics and giving her advice for her designs and keeping a stash of food for her on the mornings she runs late and he knows she didn’t have breakfast yet.
  • nino rolls his eyes, but adrien doesn’t care. his momma didn’t raise no hooligan. no, if he was going to flirt with marinette, at least he can be a gentleman about it.
  • 9. the moniker: giving her a cute nickname will let her know how special she is. adrien spends a week thinking about it, and nino gives him a few suggestions, but he doesn’t listen. if he’s giving marinette a nickname, it has to be something he does because it’ll let her know she’s special to him.
  • a few days later, he slips up and calls her “princess” because she’s pretty, sweet, smart, likes pink, and is a natural born leader just like a royal. marinette freezes when he calls her that, but she smiles and laughs eventually. she seems to like it, and he keeps doing it. it’s fitting, he supposes, for someone like her. marinette, his princess.
  • does that mean he gets to be her knight?
  • nino calls him a nerd.
  • 10. tell her how you feel: it’s the last step, and adrien agonizes over it for days. it can’t really be as simple as nino makes it out to be, but then again, his best friend has been dating a pretty sweet gal for months, so it obviously worked for him. adrien broods over it for a while, and alya warns him not to ignore marinette for days again, and he swears he isn’t. he’s just trying to find his courage. why oh why is it so much easier to face an akuma with certain death hanging over his head than tell a girl how he really feels?
  • marinette decides to take matters into her own hands, which he isn’t really surprised by because she usually is a head-strong, independent female. what he is surprised by is when ladybug swings into his bedroom window and transforms into marinette right before his very eyes.
  • marinette: “why are you ignoring me? did i do something wrong?”
    adrien: *adrien.exe has stopped working*
    marinette: “…adrien?”
    adrien: “…you’re… ladybug?!”
    marinette: “yeah, i know. you know. we’ve been over this–”
    adrien: “nononoNO, we most certainly haven’t.”
    marinette: *marinette.exe has stopped working*
    adrien: “…marinette?”
    marinette: “I… but you said you knew my secret.”
    adrien: “I WAS BEING VAGUE.”
    marinette: “WHY?!”
    adrien: “IVE BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU.”
    marinette: “…you have?”
    adrien: “well, i was trying–”
  • plagg: *pops out of adrien’s pocket* “oh, are we trading secrets?”
    tikki: *pops out of marinette’s bag* “I think so?”
    plagg: *holds out paw to marinette* “fine. im plagg, i turn him into chat noir. nice to finally meet you. i’m glad you guys are finally telling each other, it’s been so tiring listening to him mooning over you. do you have any cheese?”
    marinette: “…you’re chat noir?”
    adrien: *dies*

so marinette and adrien are dating now, so in a way he thinks his plan worked? that doesn’t stop marinette from asking him how he thought he’d been flirting, so he tells her nino’s tips. she laughs for a week straight. that’s the last time he ever listens to nino.

an adrien version of this post. some people asked for an adrien version, it’s not directly a sequel, but still another au. just two nerds trying to flirt and failing spectacularly. 

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Harry Styles + Cocky/Smug Moments

Suga sent a flower pot for the opening of his mom’s new restaurant. 

Jimin sent one too.

(The flower pots were placed inside the restaurant.
The first one is Jimin’s,the one next to it is Yoongi’s.)

cr. ILYSB_jimin

Voltron characters as things I've said
  • Allura: "Why marry rich when you can be rich? Scam those men, wear those heels and be a boss ass bitch"
  • Coran: "My secret ingredient for delicious food is love...just kidding, it's MSG"
  • Lotor having a mildly okay hair day: "They were right, I am worth it. L'Oreal, where my sponsor at?!?!?"
  • Shiro: "I've been playing hide and seek with happiness for quite awhile now"
  • Lance: "This dude really thought he could get me! like, how can you treat me right if you can't get 3 stars in Mario Kart 8"
  • Keith: "What do you mean 'in a committed relationship with anger' isn't valid?"
  • Pidge: "They said what you love the most will destroy you. False. My computer would never betray me"
  • Hunk, talking about chicken nuggets: "And I swear... it was love at first bite"
  • bonus
  • Matt, holding up a bottle of sodium hydroxide: "you could say i'm pretty basic!" *badum tss*
  • Shay: "No don't eat so many sweets, you already have me"

Jack Zimmermann was accustomed to dealing with difficult situations; he was captain of the Samwell Men’s Hockey team after all, but this? This was never in the job description.

“Can I tell you a secret?” Bitty whispered into the side of Jack’s neck, breath hot and sweet against his skin. The kegster ended a while ago but Bitty was still feeling the effects. When he fell off the coffee table attempting to dance to All the Single Ladies, Jack swept in ready to piggyback him to bed.

“Alright,” Jack said, mouthing I got this in Lardo’s direction before heading to the stairs.

“I don’t wanna be a single lady anymore,” His voice faltered and Jack became acutely aware of Bitty’s thighs around his hips. “I want a person. Everybody else has got a person.”

“With moves like that I don’t think you’ll have to wait long,” Jack said, supressing a chuckle.

“Mmhmm,” Bitty mumbled, fighting a losing war against sleep. Jack pushed open the door to Bitty’s room with his foot and ducked inside.

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Current mood: The one and only teen who chose to be mentored by Griffin and was ushered into a world of terror and confusion.

During Jack and Bitty’s 2nd summer together...

So Jack is in Georgia for a couple of days, right, and he comes back from a morning run to find both Bittle parents in the kitchen eating breakfast (Bitty slowly dragging is ass out of bed, he can hear the bathroom upstairs). 

Suzanne greets him with a smile, Coach with a nod, Jack sits down to eat. Usually, there’s a fair amount of chatter- even without Bitty- because Jack is comfortable with both parents, but now they’re eating in silence. Throwing furtive glances at Jack. At each other. At Jack again.

Jack’s stars feeling the tingle in his fingers that announces his anxiety. He counts the seconds until Bitty leaves the bathroom- no, that was the sound of the shower. Alright then.

Suzanne places her mug back on the table.

- Jack, sweetheart, we need to talk to you.

Coach takes a sip of coffee and sits back straight.

- …Alright? says Jack.

- We’ve seen the way you look at Junior, says Coach in a matter-of-fact voice.


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a list of my favorite moments from the percy jackson musical

i went to see the percy jackson musical on the 31st and !!! it was so cool ohmygods !!!

+ so in the first song the entire cast (all like, nine of them) were on stage and being all ‘so u think ur a half blood’ and then fuckin percy comes rolling out and there’s smoke and he goes ‘look, i didn’t want to be a half blood’ and !!! i almost screamed it was so cool

+ sally spraying febreeze after smelly gabe wherever he went

+ percy singing about annabeth and how pretty she is and when he saw her he was like ‘you’re my dream girl!’

+ annabeth calling percy sexist after he asked her who her father was 

+ ‘i’m not sexist, i love girls!’ and grover shaking his head with wide eyes

+ the entire ‘put you in your place’ song it was so good !!! clarisse’s high notes were on point

+ everyone bashing on their parents at the campfire song and percy singing abt his mom it was so sweet

+ when percy acted like he was gonna jump off the metal thing when he sang ‘all you get are bad grades and a bum rap and a bad rep and a good smack’ i actually cried

+ percy, annabeth, and grover being all hyped up to go on the quest during ‘killer quest’

+ ‘my grand plan’ it was so good !! and the lil knife movements she does are v cool and i’ve had this song stuck in my head since i heard it

+ FUCKIN ARES OHMYOGD

+ he was so COOL like ,,, leather jacket and sunglasses and his voice is just !!! amazing !!!

+ percy dreaming abt tartarus that was amazing like it actually sent chills down my spine when kronos’s voice came over the loudspeakers

+ grover singing about thalia and crying and it was jsut so emotional !!

+ annabeth disarming luke when he asked her to join him

+ annabeth almost kissing percy

+ the dam jokes ohmy

+ GROVER TALKING TO THE SQUIRREL AND PERCY GOING “that’s nuts!” 

+ i laughed so hard and grover and annabeth just stared at percy before grover was like “you offended him”

+ percy having to apologize to the squirrel

+ “Tartarus? Like….. THE FISH SAUCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?”  

+ Mr. D ohmyog

+ “we’re not turning him into a dolphin!”

+ he was so grumpy it was amazing

+ percy sending the gods medusa’s head

+ “they’ll think we’re impertinent!” “…we are impertinent” 

+ sally and poseidon seeing each other again and percy being all disgusted

+ the entire musical and cast it was so beautiful. seriously, if you have the money to go see it, you need to. it followed the book p well and the songs are incredible and the acting is just amazing and it was just great

Draco Malfoy Crush Headcanons

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- Omg people would totally ship you two as the love/hate relationship and/or the sexual tension relationship

- Cliche, but start off as total rivals

- If you played Quiddich you would make it your top priority to always distract Draco

- Shameless teasing tho??

- “Hey Malfoy, nice ass”

- ///blushblushblush “Excuse me?!”

- “You heard me!”

- Shameless catcalling purposely in front of everyone including Snape and his friends

- But one day you are genuinely upset and on the verge of tears but you, being stubborn, refuse to cry in front of him

- “Didn’t you hear me?! Go away, Malfoy!”

- Offers you a handkerchief, an awkward hug, and sweets

- A messy, tear stained and shaky smile

- “Since when did you go soft, Malfoy?”

- “I should be asking you the same thing, (Last Name)

- So obviously you two are pretty close friends now

- He can basically trust you with anything so he comes to you when he has problems

- But both of you are extremely stubborn so usually the other person will have to confront the other about their notice in their change of attitude

- You having to confess first

- He’d totally try to confess but end up getting too nervous and backing away

- “Hey Malfoy, you be interested in going to Hogsmeade this weekend?”

-//smirksmirk “You wouldn’t be asking me out, would you?”

-”Pffftttt as if????”

- You totally were asking him out

- He said yes in the most teasing way with a signature smirk

- You were very proud of your relationship because there was no denying Draco was just hot

- But like he was a complete sweetie

- If you were sick he would always freak out and if he saw you were struggling in classes he would discreetly leave you his study notes in the most unexpected ways like “accidentally” mixing his 100% amazing notes up with your slightly pitiful ones

- And ugh he was just an amazing partner to have???


Slytherin Reader

Originally posted by tisbaylee


- Not gonna lie you two were already friends

- Like you would gang up on people you shared a hatred for always

- Sometimes people would even avoid you two in fear of being completely roasted™

- It was like “o shit here they come rUN BITCH RUN N Y O O M

 - But no seriously you two would diss whoever and whatever if they got on your nerves 

- And obviously he would ask you to the Yule Ball

-“You’re asking me, Malfoy…?”

-“Of course. Who else would I ask? Parkinson?”

- And like whenever the two of you would enter the ballroom all eyes would immediately just turn to you two

- Because lets face it, the two of you could stop traffic 

- You would both sneak off after some stuff had died down in a dark and empty corridor 

- The two of you would just be chatting by a windowsill whenever out of nowhere he would just kiss you

- You were like talking about class or something and he would just press his lips against yours

- And you just melted

- Because you could feel how shaky and nervous he was

- But he was so gentle

- And omg you cuties

- Tbh no one is surprised when you enter the Great Hall hand in hand

- Blaise catcalls

- Pansy snarls

- Crabbe and Goyle don’t really care 

- But you and Draco are too absorbed in the little world that has formed around you to notice

Ravenclaw Reader

Originally posted by lovershub

 

- The only reason he knew you is because you were the person who always just happened to score one or two points above him on every. single. assignment.

- Like he would be bragging in class about his grades when the teacher would speak up like 

-“Obviously I have the best test scores in here but that’s not surprise—“

-“aCTUALLY Mister Malfoy, Miss (Name) (Last Name) scored just one point above you…! So you’re wrong lol”

- And he would just be appalled

- And then he would basically track you down and discreetly ask about studying techniques

- And you’d just be like “So Mister “I scored one less point than someone” wants to hear about my studying techniques? I don’t think so, Second Place.”

- He’d do an unintentional dramatic gasp and like press an offended hand to his chest

- And you’d just walk away with the most smug smirk ever

- After that incident he’d badmouth you almost as much as he badmouthed Potter

- Almost

- Because after doing some “researching” (snooping) and learning more about you from observations and sources he’d find out that you’re actually really intriguing 

- And he might have had the smallest, tiniest crush on you

 - But he’d deny it of course

-the little bastard

- But like he actually finds the small things you do entertaining

- For example, he might have ‘accidentally’ showed up at the library every day you did and just happen to notice how you would play with your hair or doodle whenever you studied 

- One day, he discreetly bumped into you playing it off as he was too busy reading

- You decided not to tell him that his book was upside down

-“Oh, watch where you’re going… Anyways, if you’re here, mind helping me with this subject?”

-“Draco Malfoy? Asking for help? Who would have known?”

- But you did end up helping him 

- And after taking multiple deep breaths, he finally got the courage to ask you out

- And you told him “maybe if you can score higher than me on the next potions test”

-gUESS WHO STUDIED THEIR ASS OFF

-MALFOY DID


 Hufflepuff Reader

Originally posted by wellwailingwhale

 - Tbh he had no idea who you were

 - And honestly he didn’t even care

- But that all changed when this happened

- So you were focusing on anything other than him while walking down the hallway,

- And accidentally you bump into him

- All of your stuff falls to the ground

- And he just shoots you a nasty glare and continues walking

- You are simply picking up your things when you hear “Lousy Hufflepuffs. Can’t do anything. No wonder that Diggory died. As if a Hufflepuff is brave enough to enter that tournament and come out alive.”

- You stop dead in your tracks. “What did you just say..?”

- He turns back to you with a scoff 

- You run up in front of him and get in his face. “What the hell did you just say?! Tell me!” 

-”I said that all of you Hufflepuffs are weak and pathetic. Diggory never had what it took to enter the-”

- But he was cut off by a punch to the face. His nose was bleeding

-”Don’t you ever start saying shit like that when you, yourself, will never be better than Cedric! At his worst, he is still better than you at your best. Maybe you should think about this before speaking unless you want to be bloodied by a “lousy” Hufflepuff again.”

- He is left in sh o ck

- From then on, whenever he sees you his entire face goes red and he hides himself

- Because maybe your courage and great left hook made him form a crush

-somehow

- He leaves a note on your desk which is from “your secret admirer” (cause he’s cheesy like that) telling you to meet him outside at night

- Your first reaction when you see him is not a positive one

- He explains that he only said that about Diggory is because he tries to look impressive in front of his friends (Which isn’t a lie) and that he sincerely apologizes and mourns for your House’s loss

- After some coaxing, he is forgiven 

- You sit and chat for a while and you are pleasantly surprised when you find out he’s actually pretty cool

-At the end of the night, he asks you on a date

- And with a hesitant yet bright smile, you accept

6

Phew. This took all day but have a round up of all my rubberhose kids so far. Im still fixin to add another one or two but this is a pretty good gang I got goin on here I think.

Meet the Gang:

Walter the Reaper: A very mellow angel of death who has been doin this job for so long that not much  phases him. Hes actually rather sweet but unfortunately overworked. He’d just like a lunch break to enjoy his favorite meal, a sandwhich.

Brunhilde and Odin the unicorns: These siblings are fixing to get into toon hell for some reason. They’re both tougher than nails and have been in more scraps than they can count. While they can use magic they are equally capable of handling situations with their fists.

Olson the Hellhound: He may look like a mutt but hes a powerful fiend from down below who likes to stir up trouble. While hes a rough n tumble type of guy he has his charm and can be quite the gentleman when he wants. 

Fierro Hellfire: Fierro runs a popular joint in toon hell where everyone visits to have a good time dancin and drinking. Fierro himself is a sweet lil guy who seems to know just about everyone and anything around here. Now what he does with that info is none of your business.