Thoughts Going Through My Head During Crooked Kingdom
PART ONE: FORSAKEN
1. Wylan you are a part of the crew, get your shit together! 2. Yo I forgot Wylan looked like Kuwei 3. Wylan coming to Jesper’s defense <3 4. WYLAN THINKING ABOUT JESPER YASSSS WESPER ALL THE WAY 5. KAZ! FINALLY! 6. Damn what is he gonna do to that girl? Oh at least he didn’t kill her. 7. MATTHIAS! 8. Jesper and Nina flirting their way through town would be something I would pay for 9. They get it: WHY WONT HE JUST ADMIT HE WANTS HER BACK??!?! 10. Oh no Jesper’s dad! They’re gonna use him to hurt Jesper aren’t they? 11. INEJ! OH MY GOSH GUYS IM NOT READY!!! (I had to breathe before this chapter) 12. “She was Inej Ghafa and she would not quiver like a rabbit in a snare” YASS DAMN RIGHT GURL 13. “I may not have Kaz’s devious mind, but I am a dangerous girl.” QUEEN 14. NOT HER LEGS NOT HER LEGS NO NO NO NO NO NO 15. That chapter was so intense…KAZ IS COMING INEJ DONT LOSE HOPE. VAN ECK
PART TWO: A KILLING WIND
16. Jesper introducing wylan to his dad :D 17. OMG THIS FIGHT SCENE! “Do you want to shake hands again?” LOOL 18. Wylan coming to save the day 19. WESPER FLIRTING 20. Nina and Matthias so cute. <3 21. Awwww everyone is protecting Jesper 22. I’m like super worried about Nina rn… 23. HOW DID SHE DO THAT? 24. “Most of your friends wont survive this night” STAHP 25. Did she really doubt KAZ FUCKING BREKKER? 26. Lol at Jesper being so surprised every time wylan says something dark 27. I LOVE IT WHEN KAZ ASKS A QUESTION AND THEN EVERYONE GIVES HILARIOUS ANSWERS 28. Their bantering is BACK and I love it 29. Jesper asking about wylan to alys lol 30. Awww Matthias is actually such a cinnamon roll 31. Yo I can’t stand Nina and Matthias fighting. 32. Shit its all going to hell isn’t it? 33. KAZ’S POV FINALLY - I need to know his thoughts as he’s saving Inej 34. KAZNEJ TEAMWORK MAKES ME SO HAPPY 35. Jesper Fahey - killing me softly with every cute thing he says to Wylan/every time he calls him “merchling” 36. Nina is such a badass I love her
PART THREE: BRICK BY BRICK
37. THE TENSION BETWEEN KAZNEJ IS KILLING ME 38. SQUAD IS BACK TOGETHER I LOVE IT 39. The Wyvil lol 40. OMG HES FLIRTING WITH WYLAN AND WYLANS BLUSHING AND IM DEAD 41. “Do not lick Wyvil. Does someone want to write that down?” 42. Inej and Jesper noticing wylan having a scheming face. I love their friendship 43. OMG INEJ BESTED KAZ FUCKING BREKKER AND HE LOVED IT 44. OMG BE STILL MY HEART: “ I would come for you. And even if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting” 45. Nina and inej together again! Also WAFFLES 46. Nina and Matthias together <3 47. OMG OMG OMG ZOYA YAAASSSSS I LOVE HER MAN SHES THE BEST 48. Why am I not surprised that Wylan’s dad tried to have him killed? He’s an asshole. 49. OHMYGODHISMOTHERISALIVE?? 50. “Lets go steal all my dad’s money” YAASSS WYLAN YOU DESERVE THIS 51. GENYAS HERE TOO 52. OMG MATTHIAS AND NINA ARE SO FREAKING CUTE! AND HE IS SAYING BEAUTIFUL THINGS TO HER! MAKE OUT! NOW! DO IT! 53. “I think you’d flirt with a date palm if it would pay you any attention” NEW SHIP: NINA AND THE DATE PALM 54. *SQUEALS FOREVER* FINALLY!!!! BENN WAITING FOR THAT KISS FOREVER (imagine what would happen if there was a Wesper kiss or a Kaznej one OMG) 55. Lol Zoya is SO annoyed rn. Genya gets it tho. 56. TAMAR! 57. THEY ARE HAVING A COMPETITION ON THE PRICE ON EACH ONE OF THEIR HEADS. 58. “There are many kinds of sickness” OMG IS JESPERS GAMBLING BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPRESSING HIS GRISHA POWERS?!??! 59. Jespers figuring it out.
PART FOUR: THE UNEXPECTED VISITOR
60. “I’m going to eat twice as much cake” I love Nina 61. “Philosopher crook” I love that 62. “Strontium chloride, my favorite” I think we all know why ;) 63. Who is this bitch messing with Inej?!?!?! 64. OMG Nina can raise the DEAD! I love it! IS THIS WHY THE CARD HAS HER HOLDING A SKULL TOO?!??! 65. THAT LOOK BETWEEN KAZ AND INEJ 66. WYLAN!!!! EVERYONES OKAY! 67. LOL ON INEJ AND NINA CALLING EACH OTHER OUT 68. “Lets not say things we don’t mean” HE KNOWS THAT SHE WOULDNT PICK HIM OVER WAFFLES 69. Oh Shit EVERYONES after them 70. STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO 71. OMG! TWO OF THE MOST BADASS PEOPLE EVER AND THEY ACT LIKE SCOLDED KIDS WHEN JESPERS FARMER DAD YELLS AT THEM 72. LLEWELLYN
PART FIVE: KINGS AND QUEENS
73. OMG I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIS SICKNESS 74. OHMYFUCKINGGODWHYYYY???? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT LEIGH????? THATS NOT FUNNY!!!! I WAS ABOUT TO SCREAM CUZ WESPER BUT NO!!!!! 75. AWWWWWW YIIIISSS MAKING PLANS! 76. HE BOUGHT HER OUT OF HER CONTRACT! IM GOING TO CRY 77. THIS SCENE IS SO INTENSE 78. “IF YOU EVER CARED ABOUT ME AT ALL” YO KAZ STAHP SHE LOVES YOU. I’M SO UPSET NOW. 79. OMG YAAAAASSSSS DONT MESS WITH KAZ FUCKING BREKKER BITCHES! KING OF THEIVES, LEADER OF THE DREGS 80. Wesper getting back together :) 81. Aye it’s Genya and Zoya. 82. FOX FACED MAN??!??!?!?!?!? STURMHUND STURMHUND ITS NIKOLAI FUCKING LANTSOV THIS IS NOT A DRILL YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS 83. “A pirate?” PRIVATEER GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT JESPER 84. WYLANS FACE IS BACK 85. WESPER KISS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY BABIES MY LITTLE CINNAMON ROLLS <3 <3 86. “Only a fool would.” I SEE YOU THROWING SHADE NINA 87. Kaz knows about Nikolai and I love it 88. “Let’s go show them they picked the wrong damn fight.” YAAASSSS 89. What are they up to? 90. Is them bursting in the distraction?
PART SIX: ACTION AND ECHO
91. Van Eck is going down! 92. Nina is QUEEN OF MOURNING I LOVE IT 93. Inej finally beat that bitch! Good cuz she was coming after my baby Inej and my baby Nikolai. 94. Jesper can control bullets. THATS SO COOL 95. PEKKA FUCKING ROLLINS BROUGHT TO HIS FUCKING KNEES I LOVE IT 96. INEJ DID YOU REALLY DOUBT KAZ? 97. OHMYGODWASMATTHIASSHOT 98. LIGHTNING YES SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKERS
99. MATTHIAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD NO THIS BETTER NOT BE REAL. NOPE I DONT BELIEVE IT NOT LIKE THIS. NO I CANT DAMMIT I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO HIM TOO
100. Kaz forgiving Jesper is so awesome 101. LOL DONT MESS WITH WYLANS BAE KUWEI 102. Kaz got her a ship and named it The Wraith how perfect 103. HE BROUGHT BACK HER FAMILY 104. ITS OVER? IM DEAD
It had been 6 months since you’d had your baby. He was a happy cheeky boy who looked just like his dad. The father in question however was currently running around like a mad man doing his best to avoid you and a find your now missing son.
You were backstage at Raw and all the girls wanted to catch up so Seth insisted that he take your son and look after him while you had some girl time. However Seth had got called to do a last minute promo so had quickly thrust your son into the arms of Cesaro who had been told by Seth to say there and not to move.
Seth had just finshed his promo, taking half an hour to film because of technical issues. When he got back to the spot where he left Cesaro and your son they were nowhere to be seen.
“Damn it Ceasro! I told you stay put.” he muttered to himself as he called Cesaro for probably the 10th time in 1 minute. Getting no answer from Cesaro’s phone Seth started to get frantic, he was running down corridors and asking people if they’d seen him. Everyone he spoke to said they hadn’t seen him, okay his heart was definatly on its way up his throat. As Seth was on his way to back to see you it was like he had an epiphany, Cesaro had probably thought he was taking to long so taken your son back to you! Seth sprinnted faster down those corridors that he had ever ran before to get to you and the girls, only to find you with no baby and no sign of Cesaro.
“Hey babe……. where’s (Y/S/N)?” You cocked your head slightly to the side.
“Seth Rollins you tell me where he is right now or I swear to God I will divorce you!” Your voice started to raise as the panic set in. Seth was a good father but boy could he be ditzy sometimes.
“I….ummm….. I lost our baby.” He looked down and you could see the tears in his eyes as he started to fiddle with his hands. “I had to do a last minute promo so I asked Cesaro to look after (Y/S/N) and the camera kept fucking up so it took longer than I expected and when I came back they were gone. I swear to God I looked everywhere love and I….just…I just can’t find them. I’m the worst parent ever.” By now the tears had started to fall and you coud see how dissapointed with himself for letting this happen. You closed the gap between the two of you and pulled him in for a hug, as soon as his head made contact with your shoulders his body started to shake with sobs.
“Hey you’re not a bad parent. You asked Cesaro to look after him and I’m sure he’s fine. Cesaro’s probably just taken him to the bathroom or something.” As if on que the swissman came round the corner holding your son and a bag from the merch shop. When he saw the scene in front of him he came running over, dropping the bag by you and placing a comforting hand on Seth’s back.
“Hey what’s going on?” Seth’s head shot up and instantly grabbed your son from him.
“Where the hell have you been? Why didin’t stay and wait for me to finish the promo?!” Seth’s harsh tone made Cesaro take a step back.
“You were taking longer that usual and (Y/S/N) started to get restless so I thought we’d pop down to the shop and get him some shirts, when I got back to where the promo was you had gone. People said they’d seen you head this way so here were are.” You could see the guilt wash over Cesaros face as he was piecing it all together. “I didn’t mean for you to worry…”
“Yeah well it’s to late for that. I was running round this place like a lunatic worried sick at what could have happened!” Seth’s raised voice made your son cry so you grabbed him and started to shush him. Once your sons cries finally started die down you spoke.
“Seth calm down. He’s safe and fine. You and I both know Cesaro meant well and we both trust him to look after (Y/S/N). Dont be mad at him, he was only doing something nice.” Seth took a deep breath looking at Cesaro’s sheepish face.
“I’m sorry man. It just freaked me out you know? Next time text me.” Seth joked and pulled Cesaro into a hug.
“OMG this is so cute!” They were interupted by you pulling a baby Kingslayer shirt out of the bag.
I want you to look at this, look at the beautiful Nekoma members, man I missed them so much. Kuroo being a little shit like he always is and Daichi was like eyeing him ‘why the f–k am I dating this ass again’ (yes I’m a KuroDai shipper kill me).
Look at tiny Kenma wearing a mask and gosh that little wave to Hinata is gonna be the death of me. He literally does not look at anyone else except for his precious Shouyou (and yes I’m also a KenHina shipper). Inuoka man, dude unrequited crush much. No, no I’m kidding. I love their beautiful rivalry/friendship. It’s very healthy.
Yaku, omg Yaku why do you look so freaking hot smiling like that. Tora of course probably having a scary face battle with Tanaka behind Daichi. Shibayama, please someone protect that precious little child. Kai probably couldn’t believe his captain being an ass. AGAIN. But he knows Kuroo would never stop and he loves his captain nevertheless. Fukunaga, I always love his cute tiny mouth. He’s like cattest of them all (yes I made the word up), look at him being interested of something in the sky rather than having eye contact with a destined rival team. And then, of course, Lev the aspiring Nekoma ace, glaring at all of them burning with passion to go against Karasuno for an official match and probably shows off his new teamwork skill he garnered from the last match they had. Waiting to see how Hinata has improved also.
Man I could not wait for the Battle of Trash Heap to commence.
katya!! I was fucking my boyfriend today and he was choking me and I literally passed out for a sec like I was dazed and he was like "are you okay?? oh my god you went limp" it was the freakiest/funniest thing to ever happen n I just wanted to share this with you cuz you feel like a sis to me
omg goals bonch get u a Man…..thats fr so cute tho “are you okay???” omg poor thing he was probably freaked !! luv u sis get that good shit
Omg my heart just broke when teru ask mob what his plan was and he just lamely suggest to rescue ritsu and nothing more but teru just frEAKING SMILE AND SAID OKAY??? like yup thats my boifren right here so pure so good,gosh man cuteness overload
English Professor Louis Tomlinson’s passion for the occult has been a source of mockery and derision for most of his life. When he hears whispers of a travelling freak show newly established in London claiming the existence of a monstrous sea hybrid, half-man, half-fish, Louis sees it as his ticket to credibility amongst his peers. The summer he spends undercover working on the show, however, gives him much more than that.
This fic is so interesting and different from anything I’ve read in the fandom. At times it’s dark and reflective, but it’s also cute and sweet. It’s a constant stream of emotion, and, having just finished it, I feel the need to share that I officially love it. The full arc of the story left me nostalgic, wistful, and (even though I cried a tiny bit) full of hope.
I really enjoyed the characters in this fic and each of their personal journeys. It was wonderful to see opinions change with knowledge, and even some of them learning to be humble in the face of love.
I don’t really want to say much more about it, because I’m pretty sure I’ll slip up and give something away. Just know that if you’re looking for an angsty fic full of personal discoveries and starring a beautiful merman, this one will be good for you!
Katie omg. I didn't know who else to tell because none of my friends appreciates seb like I do. Yesterday my sister texted me (she's away for work) and she said "don't freak out cause I might be wrong but I think I'm standing behind your bf" and I asked who and she was like "the one from captain america, with the long hair and metal arm" and I was like WHAT and she told me to wait because she was going to try to talk to him. So I guess they were in a coffee shop in line and she tapped him(cont.)
and she said something like sorry to bother you but are you sebastian stan (after asking me what his name was lol) & she said he smiled all big and said yeah & she told him she didn’t want to bother him she just wanted to tell him her sister loves him and he was like no way that’s so sweet and asked my name and she told him and then she said she didn’t want to keep him any longer and said bye have a good day and then he went up and ordered (he got a coffee and a pastry how cute). So I guess he got his stuff and went to my sister who was still in line and said tell you sister I said hello and told her to have a nice day and walked out. OMG I know it’s not much but I still freaked out. lol like how cute little adorable bunny eating his pastry and stuff I died of all the cuteness when she told me. I was literally bothering her all day asking questions and she was like shut up I’m going back to work now lol
THAT IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU HOW IS THIS MAN REAL OMG
How would the bts boys be around a girl they like?
Jin would be acting as a true gentleman. He would maybe make food for her so they could have lunches together, he would also be such a kind person and after a while he would say something like “You know, you can begin to call me oppa from now on”.
Namjoon would show his smart and sexy side, but also his goofy and cute side. He would try to make her laugh by doing some dancing and then end up knock something over. but after a while he would say “so, maybe you wanna go and see a movie together, sometime…soon with me?”.
Pure fluffball…just all fluff man. He would dance and run, and just scream all around and do ayego. He would tease and be very playful with her. He would treat her a little bit more romantic towards her than his *Bromance with the whole of BTS*
Yoongi would be all cool and relaxed, but on the inside he would freak out. When she would begin to talk with him, his cool facade would become more and more cute. He might even attempt ayego when he is alone with her.
Ah of course the very CUTE manly…man. He would make her laugh and smile. He would try to befriend her and when they would become closer, he would be such a flirt “so think that oppa can treat you for some dinner?”.
Tae would be kinda like J-hope *except the screaming and running part*. He would be his cute usual self and spend extra time with her, and omg he would be so sweet and adorable *im dying just imagining it*.
Jeon Jeong Guk/Jungkook:
He is so shy our Kookie around girls, but i think he would get the courage to atleast say hi to her. Once they began talking he would get more and more confident and they would become friends. He would be HELLA nervous to ask her out, like ever.
So my TC (Mr. G) was super into comic books and I was too at the time and he convinced me to start a comic book club, I know, it’s nerdy but I don’t care. And we had like three members and he invited all of us to his house to watch one of the newer marvel movies because he knew I was a huge fan of RDJ and so my friend picked me up and we all (her, her boyfriend, and I) went to his house and he was like hey do you guys want pizza and them we ordered it and the movie we were going to watch wasn’t working so they decided to watch a different movie and I wanted to not look weird in front of Mr. G so I said anything was fine and they chose a scary movie and I’m a huge wimp. Within the first five minutes of the movie he noticed and asked me to come to the kitchen to help him with something and he asked me if I was okay or if I wanted to change the movie and I said no because again, I didn’t want to look wimpy or like too young. He said okay but he insisted on sitting next to me and he did and it was amazing because he let me lean on him and he kept whispering to me before the scary parts and he just just super protective and it was the best thing that ever happened to me with a TC
Ash: OMG!!! That’s so freaking cute!! You got to go to your TC’s house??! Not fair! Lol. This is one of the best stories I’ve heard, like, it’s not inappropriate or anything, just cute. Oh man having your TC to lean on during a scary movie, #goals. Hopefully something like this will happen to me someday, lol, probably not, but I can dream. Thanks for sharing! <3
so today i was at a get-together in a dormitory. while waiting outside the washroom, i suddenly heard Call Me Baby and i was like wtf where does this come from, it wasn’t from my phone cause i didn’t have it with me, so being the creep i am, i leaned on each door that was around me (well it was only 2) and found the room where someone was listening really loudly to Call Me Baby! when the washroom was free i went in, did what i had to do, went out and the person from that room also came out. it was an asian guy. clad in just a towel. he was shocked, i was shocked. he said hello, i said hello. and i was just really really glad i wore a cute outfit today and had freshly washed hair because that guy was freaking gorgeous!! oh my god. and he likes exo. oh my god. dream man material right there. so yeah, Call Me Baby has now an even more special place in my heart^^
so he's getting a "man of the year" award and I'm freaking out cuz, man and women of the year are an actual couple (POWER COUPLE) and cute and perfect and OMG why do I love tayvin so much? I really need to stop doing this.
IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY BABIES I FEEL LIKE A SOCCER MOM AT A TEAM BANQUET RIGHT NOW OMG I AM GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST