he is so cute aw bby

Boyfriend Jaehyun
  • jaehyun my bby <33
  • my first bias ever, aw
  • ironic that now he’s the last one in my bias list, lmao
  • i can expect lots of flufyness and cuteness from this
  • shall we start right away with this?
  • soooooooo,,,,,,
  • he’s still a smol baby so he would be really smiley and soft when he’s around you
  • everytime he looks at you his eye shine and his whole face iluminate
  • he’s just so happy around you, aw <3
  • he loves touching you in really innocent ways
  • like holding your hand and kissing your knuckles softly
  • or hugging you and caressing your hair at the same time
  • but he’s not clingy at all
  • he just really enjoy feeling your warm and wants to make you know how much he loves you with little actions
  • because i think he would be too shy to say them??
  • like, he wouldn’t be shy of letting you know how beautiful you are of how much he loves you
  • overall, he would be really sweet with you!
  • but not to the point were it can be considered romantic, he’s more chill
  • and he wouldn’t mind if you’re being clingy or if you like skinship a lot
  • but he would feel a lot more comfortable with cute little actions a lot more than having you kissing his face 24/7 ya know
  • he loves it when you play with his hair and when you backhug him
  • and only one little kiss in his cheek or forehead can make him happy for days
  • so, don’t gave him too much love bc he may actually die bc of your cuteness, okay?? ^^
  • and even if he always keeps skinship really simple, if the members are around he would be more careful with his words and actions
  • because all of them fucking love teasing him
  • the thing is that he gets really shy and blushy really easily when it comes to you and it’s the cutest thing ever tbh
  • “oh, hey y/n! good thing that you’re here today because yesterday jaehyun wouldn’t stop talking about how much he misses you”
  • “why is jaehyun so needy today? y/n, make all of us a favor and go and kiss him for once”
  • “i can see jaehyun’s dimples, y/n what did you did now? were both of you making out in the kitchen again?”
  • also, instead of skinship, he would appreaciate sincere words a lot more
  • once you wrote him a love letter for his birthday and honestly, it was the best present he ever had
  • since it’s really hard for him to express his feelings with words, he really admires how easy is for you to tell yours
  • and, because of this, you’re a huge inspiration to him
  • he probably writes a lot about you but iT’S TOO SHY TO SHOW YOU, AW
  • and the only time he did you enDED UP CRYING BECAUSE IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
  • and he was so confused and scared like, why, what what is happening
  • anD YOU WERE LIKE “IT’S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, YOU IDIOT”
  • and he blushed so much fdghsjkl oh my god
  • talking about that, he’s becomes doubly soft if he sees you sad
  • he would sit by your side and hold you in his arms
  • from time to time he would leave kisses in your shoulder and cheek and even say some comforting words
  • “it’s fine, baby, everything it’s alright”
  • “i’m here now, okay princess?”
  • “you’re so beautiful, y/n”
  • “you’re really important to me, you know? i love you so much”
  • it’s probably the only moment when he wouldn’t get shy and his words would be sweet fluently
  • the only thing that he would really care about in that moment is you, and he would do the impossible to bring your precious smile back
  • once you separate from his embrace and feel more calmed and relaxed to talk with him, he would be a great listener
  • he would sit by your side and grab your hands, caressing them with extreme care
  • at the same time, he would have a concern expression as he looks at you
  • and he would not interrupt you not even once, he would wait for you to finish
  • and once you do, he would put an arm around your shoulders and let you rest in his chest
  • he would kiss the top of your head and tell you his opinions about it try to give you some solutions to your problem
  • and he would assuring you one more time that everything would be fine
  • he’s an angel, isn’t he
  • where can i get a boyfriend s perfect as him, someone please tell me
  • the mood went down really fast so gotta cheer up now
  • hE GIVES GREAT CUDDLES
  • but is too shy to do them 24/7 so you only cuddle when y’all have sleepovers and y’all have to sleep together
  • he’s always the big spoon, bc if he faces you he’s afraid of being too awkward because seriously, he gets shy with the smallest things
  • and if you ask him to sing for you hIS WHOLE FACE WOULD BE IN THE BRIGHTEST SHADE OF RED
  • and it would be high-key hard to convince him to sing for you
  • but who knows, if he wants to or not depends of the day
  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • but, basically you have a five year old as your boyfie
  • but, idk, some of you think that he’s really perverted and wild but in my eyes he’s like a smol baby
  • he’s like the 9th member of nct dream
  • sicheng is the 8th member
  • okay lmao and the end
  • i hope y’all like it a lot!

artist!renjun

I hope this is what you wanted :”) ilysm💖 ⭐️ requests are open !! ⭐️ masterlist

can you make a cute artist!au w renjun bc that is probably the cutest and softest au ever :’)

  • art class is!! really fun
  • u basically got to do ur own thing on an assigned project and chat n have as much fun as you wanted
  • and 👀👀
  • there’s renjun
  • he’s a rly cute and soft boy who absolutely loves that class
  • and watching him draw or paint or just mess around was pure joy !!he would space out a lot with the end of his pencil in his mouth,, just thinking about what to do next
  • and sometimes he would just smile sO bright because of how funny a line or feature looked
  • a lot of the time he was more quiet and to himself, just sketching away and humming and occasionally looking up
  • but u never really paid attention to what he was looking at 👀👀
  • sO
  • one day when u were going to get ur snuffs
  • he was smiling really wide to the point where u could see his lil snaggle tooth 🤧🤧 (REST IN PEACE)
  • he was drawing in a very awkward position so he could cover the paper with his arm
  • and u were rly wanting to see it,, ofC
  • so u peeked over his shoulder and saw a really really pretty sketch :”)
  • but there was hearts and stars and flowers all over the background
  • nicely blended also
  • he didn’t realize you were there until you complimented him
  • then he waS SCREAMING
  • “OH hello,,, uHm may I help yOU??”
  • “yEa, wHAT were u drawing 👀👀”
  • when u ask him he gets all blushy and cute and closes it really fast
  • avoiding eye contact as much as possible too,, and lots of shaking
  • he says smth really dumb too
  • “MY C—ACTUS”
  • renjun w t f
  • he had a crush on u and u couldn’t see it smh u eggo
  • bUt then u just left him alone because he obviously wasn’t comfortable with sharing
  • and then the day after in art
  • he found the courage to sit beside you and watch you paint the scenery instead of letting you watch him
  • and when u weren’t looking, he just smiled so softly and did a cute laugh if u messed up
  • and then said encouraging words to make you feel better about the wrong stroke or bad blend or failed technique
  • “messing up just makes your art ten times more beautiful!!!”
  • after a week of just helping you and keeping you company, he stopped you after class on a Friday probs and gave you a SOFT and nervous smile and it conCERNED u a lot
  • and he was stuttering quite a bit probably :(
  • but he ended up asking you about his art
  • hMmm “could you come by my house sometime so I could get help with a drawing????”
  • oFC u said yes,, if u said no I would’ve hunted u down ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
  • and he wrote his number on ur hand rly fast with his special tracing pen
  • and zoomed out of the room bc he was so nervous
  • iT WAS cute though !!! soft shy baby boy
  • after school tho
  • he probs texted you right away n made it nice!! And sent lots of hearts n smiley faces
  • “du trist edderkopp 👺”
  • he was so cute and awkward n,, u just lov him
  • even though it was making u anxious n whatnot (pROBABLY I mean,, renjun is so cute how could he not make you nervous
  • you went over to his house for whatever he needed
  • I feel like his house would feel reALLY welcoming
  • nice flowers at the front n a fresh lawn and a lil porch decoration
  • and then he answers the door in pajamas bc he fORGOT and he was just screeching into his sketchbook or smth and stressing about this very moment
  • you’re trying not to laugh bc CUTENESS and he’s so embarrassed
  • it’s awful,, poor bby :(
  • he’s rUNNING while saying you can come inside and just leaving a trail of tears
  • but in like 5 minutes he’s back with a presentable outfit and those glasses that make him look so precious :”)
  • and he still has messy hair which makes him 29389292x cuter so u don’t say anything
  • but he just sets his sketchbook at a table and pulls out a chair for u 🤧🤧
  • “hEY do u want anything???”
  • “UHm 👀👀 can I have water ??”
  • his smile omg
  • probably smiles n runs to his kitchen,, ready to make u the best glass of water you’ve ever had
  • his sketchbook was one of those rly aesthetic ones !!!
  • the front was a little old and torn at the corners and it had lots of dirty on the edges and papers shoved in between pages
  • it looked so tempting to open :”)) but u had to rESPECT
  • he comes running in with some water and a tiny plate of cookies or whatever u prefer
  • “you mentioned it while you were sketching your background!!” 
  • while ur drinking ur water,,,
  • “uhh renjun??? why did I come over??”
  • “oH, I needed help with drawing someone!! you both have similar features and I needed an example!!”
  • as he was drawing and looking back n forth from u and the paper, you couldn’t help but notice how happy n determined he looked
  • he started making small talk with you after like five minutes so you wouldn’t be bored and you both learned a lot
  • and soon, he was done with the sketch and had asked for you to come back another time
  • it happened to be the following saturday
  • and throughout the whole week in art, both of you talked the whole time about so much
  • he was a good friend of yours at that point, and he was so much more interesting
  • he paid attention to all of your quirks and habits and literally fell in love with them all
  • if you liked to chew on ur nails or smth
  • he would laugh a lil and grab your hands and give u a warm smile
  • or if you liked to ramble a lot and stopped in between to say “sORRY I’ll stop :>”
  • he would frown n ask you to keep talking so he could work better
  • he paid attention to it all and remembered every little thing you said
  • you like flowers?? he’s already painting 20940 different kinds !!
  • AN YW AYS
  • when u went over again,, u went in his tiny art room
  • it was cozy and bright in there with lots of supplies on shelves and art hung up all over
  • and it was aLL his art !!
  • he probably had a painting of moomintroll and snorkmaiden tBH and when u asked what it was he snatched
  • “UH that’s just an old kid thing I liked sry wrong number ://“
  • “renjun wtf ur literally speaking to me”
  • but u both just sit and he gets his work done while u rant abt world issues and opinions and he also does too while aggressively cOLORING
  • and when he does finish
  • he shows you!!!
  • it’s yOu though :o
  • ur screeching bc “omg I thought u wERE USING ME AS AN EXAMPLE THIS IS AMAZIG ILYSM YOU EGG”
  • ur just showering him in compliments and love and tears and he is so flustered and happy that you like it
  • but it gets overwhelming so he drops everything and hugs you sOO tight
  • and then he steps away from you and covers his face,, and u can see marker stains and pencil lines on his hands and he looks sO cute n like he’s conquered his life goal istg
  • messy hair n messy artist renjun is my aesthetic
  • wOw he’s so cute,, trying not to look u in the eye and still form words so he can tell u how he feels 🏌️🏌️
  • “snjdksk I drew you because you’re beautiful and I’ve been trying to draw you since our very first art class but I never could :’)”
  • and he gives u 2993 moomin stickers he made himself
  • after that he holds ur hand all the time in class when he can 
  • and draws hearts all over ur stuff YES
  • and always gets paint on ur clothes so pls 
  • beware 
  • also hums while drawing in class since it calms both of u i’m tearing u p
  • aNd u need to date thx
  • the art teacher is assigning a partner project next term for that sole purpose
  • “date or u get an F”
  • thank u ilysm
TRUEFORM!CAS FANART

WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY DEAN AS WELL AS MY COMMENTARY

LET’S BEGIN:

LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIS BEAUTIFUL WINGS THAT LOOK LIKE STARS AND HIS HEADS AND OMFG IMAGINE HIM TRYING TO HOLD A TINY KITTEN AND FML

BUT LOOK AT HOW HE’S HOLDING DEAN OKAY WITH HIS HEADS FUCKIN LOOKING ALL CUTE AND HAPPY THT DEAN WINCHESTER ACCEPTS HIM AND IS PETTING HIM LIKE THE CUTIE HE IS. FUCK OMG IM SO EMOTIONAL 

LOOK AT THE FUCKIN HALO AND THE FUCKIN DETAIL LIKE HOLY MOTHER OF FAJITAS HOW DOES ONE ART LIKE THIS OMG LIKE MY CASSY BBY WITH HIS FUCKIN TIE AROUND HIS WRIST OMG IM DONe SO GORGEOUS AND IM SO SAD RN LIKE OMG

FUKCLHBJCBL THIS SYUGSHUISGT KS LI NON WHY OMKBHSUBLSHSL BUT SYUGSLBHSFUCKIN DEAN IN CAS’ ARMS AND CAS IS STILL WATCHING HIM TO MAKE SURE HES SAFE IN HIS BIG ARMS SNSJKNSKJNS AND LIKE FOR ONCE HE’S BIGGER THAN DEAN AND HE PROBS THOUGHT DEAN WULD BE AFRAID OF HIM WHEN HES ACTUALLY FUCKIN COMFORTABLE AF AND CAS’ FACE IS LIKE “He’s still here…” AND OMFG IUHSL STSHAP THE PRESSES LIUSHLS

THERE IS NO ANIMAL HEADS IN THIS ONE AND IDK IF THE ARTIST WANTED TO MAKE THIS HIM IN HIS TRUE FORM BUT EITHER WAY I PUT IT IN AND HOLY FUCK HOW PRETTY AND HE’S FUCKING GRIPPING DEAN TIGHT FROM PERDITION I THINK AND HE’S JUST STARIN AT HIS SOUL SO HRD AND THE COLORING IS GREAT AND WOW IM SO PROUD OF ALL OF YU ARTISTS  LSHGS S

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT LIKE OMFG THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKIN UYGBLH THIS IS ART OMG IM LITERALLY FEELING SO MANY THINGS WIT THE FUCKIN HANDS AND THE FUCKIN WINGS ON CAS AND HOW HE’S HOLDING DEAN IN HIS ARMS FUCKIN SAVING HIS SOUL LIKE SO INTENSE OKAY FUCKED ME UP IS WAT IT DID

THIS IS SO CUTE OKAY DNT BEGIN WIT ME. DNT FUCKIN TRY TO EVEN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. FUCKIN DEAN WOULD ACCEPT AND CARE ABOUT CAS EVEN IF HE SAW HIS TRUE FORM OKAY AND IM SO. FUCKING. UP. FOR. IT.

FUCKIN CAS HOLDING DEAN IN HIS ARMS ON HIS LAP AND JUST OBSERVING HIM AND THINKING HOW CUTE DEAN IS IN THAT SIZE AND REMEMBERING WHEN HE CARRIED HIM FROM HELL HOW EVEN MORE FRAGILE HE WAS AND FUCK ME

THE FUCKIN PAIN. NOINLINSNLSJNS DEAN HOLDING CAS AND TRYING TO OBSERVE EVERY LAST THING SO HE KNOWS CAS’ (THE REAL CAS) PROPERLY AND SEES JUST HOW UNIQUE CAS IS AND BEGINS PETTING THE TOP OF HIS HEADS AND OMG FUCKING CAS CLOSING HIS EYES IN COMFORT AND FALLING ASLEEP IN DEAN"S LAP NOPE WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF NOPE

OMGOMG BUT CAS WITH THIS MANY EYES WATCHING DEAN BUT DEAN CNT SEE HIM BECAUSE CAS IS INVISIBLE AND DEAN PROBS THINKS CAS IS DEAD SINCE SOME BITCH ASS DEMON OR ANGEL OR SOMETHING STABS CAS WEN HES AS JIMMY BUT CAS WATCHES DEAN IN HIS TRUE FORM BUT CNT REVEAL HIMSELF OR SPEAK BECAUSE IT WULD HURT DEAN AND DEAN DSNT KNOW CAS IS FINE AND IS MOURNING WHCH IS MAKING CAS SAD AND FMLMDKDNKSJN AND THE FUCKIN PAINTING IN THIS IS BRILLIANT OKAY LIKE WOW

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOGM LOOK HOW FUCKIN TINY DEAN LOOKS DOH AND LIKE I BET HE WULDNT BE AFRIAD OF CAS LIKE HE WULD JUST BE SHOCKED OFCOURSE CUZ FUCKIN DAMN CAS IS TALL AS SHIT LIKE SHAQ CAN HARDLY FIT IN THT CAR IN THT COMMERCIAL BUT JUST IMAGINE CAS LIKE FUCKINAY BUT HES SO BEAUTIFUL AND DEAN CNT STOP STARING AND CAS FEELS EMBARRASSED BUT DEAN REASSURES HIM THAT HE LOOKS SUPER COOL AND CAS SMILES ND OMG UYGBLUHYLLHHBCAN WE JUST FIRST TALK BOUT THE BACKGROUND IN THIS CUZ HOT DAMN I WANT TO FUCKIN PASTE THIS BACKGROUND INSIDE MY EYELIDS SO WEN I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THIS BEAUTY AND ALL THE DETAILS OF CAS AND HIS WINGS AND OMG SO BEAUTIFUL AND  I LOVE HOW HE STILL HAS THE ANGEL BLADE AND THE ARTIST JUST PUT SO MUCH EMOTION LIKE U CAN EVEN SEE IT IN CAS’ FACE AND EYES AND WOW HOLY SHIT FUCKIN WANT THIS HANGED IN A FRAME LIKE WOWGOD HOLY HELL LOOK AT ALL THOSE PRETTY FLOWERS AROUND PRETTY CAS WITH HIS PRETTY ANIMAL HEADS AND OMG IM DYING. LOOKS LIKE I WOULD SEE THIS HANGED NEXT TO LIKE THE MONA LISA AND DAMN OMG I WULD JUST BE LOOKIN AT DIS LIKE THE OWL HOLY 

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE MOTHER F'ING COOLEST THINGS EVER LIKE HE LOOKS LIKE HE"S MADE OF LIKE EVERY ELEMENT OR SOMETHING AND THE FUCKIN WINGS LIKE SHIT THEY’RE SO FANTASTIC IM TEARING UP OMG LIKE IMAGINE HOW HIGH HE COULD FLY WITH THOSE AND HOW HE FLIES IN THE SKY WITH SAM AND DEAN ON HIS BACK OR IN HIS ARMS AND THEYRE ALL SMILING AND IN AWE AND OMG HOW CUTE WULD THT BE OKAY. 

LOOK HOW FUCKIN CUTE THEY R HOLY SHIT. DEAN AT THE TOP BREAKING MY HEART AS HE CHECKS IF HIS BBY IS OKAY AND THE BOTTOM LEFT CAS POSING HIS BOD FOR VOGUE AND THE RIGHT BEST COUPLE AWARD LIKE DAMN I ALREADY SHIP DESTIEL HARD AF BUT IF THE WRITERS LET CAS BE HIS TRUE FORM AND SOMEHOW DEAN CAN SEE IT WITHOUT LIKE YOU KNOW HIS EYES FUCKIN BURNING THEN BAI. MY LIFE WULD GO EVEN MORE DOWNHILL. FUCKIN BE SO FAR GONE.

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS OMG IM GETTING A CAVITY FROM THE FUCKIN SWEETNESS OF THE WHOLE THING LIKE FUCKIN DEAN HAVING A NORMAL CONVO WITH CAS CUZ HE DNT CARE HOW CAS LOOKS CUZ CAS WILL ALWAYS BE ‘HIS’ CAS AND FUCKIN CAS ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR TO LISTEN TO DEAN BETTER LIKE FML SO ADORABLE STFU

CASSY MY FUCKIN BBY LOOK HOW FUCKIN PRECIOUS HE LOOKS AND THE FUCKIN STAR WINGS AGAIN FUCKS ME UP AND DEAN LOOKING UP AT HIM AND THE EMOTION ON THE ZEBRA’S FACE LIKE NOT KNOWING HOW DEAN’S GUNNA REACT AND HOLY SHIT MY HEART LIKE SERIOUSLY IF I HAD A HEART IT WULD BE HURTING SO MUCH OMGLOOK HOW CUTE THEY R WITH FUCKIN CAS SMILING AT DEAN LIKE “Babe I know. I look fuckin badass now let’s go cream some bitches.” LIKE OMG YAY MAKES ME SO HAPPY AND HE LOOKS SO CONFIDENT AND OMG.

THIS HAS BEEN THE END OF MY ART COMMENTARY AND I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS ART NOR HAVE DONE ANY OF THEM. LIKE COME ON SERIOUSLY. ALL OF THESE ARE TOO PERFECT AND I’M SORRY THT I DIDN’T TAG ANY OF THE ARTISTS LIKE I SAVED THESE AND DDNT CHECK THE URLS. IM SO SRKIYTGRBKHBK BUT IF UR SEEING THIS AND MADE ONE OF THESE LIKE HOLY SHIT I WANNA SHAKE UR HAND.

FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL. WE NEED MORE TRUEFORM!CAS ART OKAY THTS THE LESSON HERE CHILDREN.

BAI.

anonymous asked:

Saw your post about shy s /o holding pinky with their own and love it. Could I request for the same headcanon but with Sousuke, Seijuro, Rin & Momotaro?

Thank you for reading them, anon! Lub my free! Bois :)) also sorry for this being a little late!

-Admin Robin


Sousuke:

  • Looks down at your joined hands when you grip his pinky with yours
  • “Nice”
  • Imagine: A tall as fukin Sousuke linked pinkies with his s/o who is walking beside him, pointing at things as they enjoy the scenery
  • Thinks taking things slow is necessary and very much respects your space
  • But if you lean into his side even a little bit (if you’re walking, or sitting, or even just standing there) he will not hesitate to pull you close to his side, his strong arm wrapped around your side and his large hand on your hip
  • He makes sure he has a green light before he displays any sort of physical affection
  • Will mindlessly play with your fingers
  • Thinks its very pure and sweet
  • He himself almost never gets flustered, so having this new gentle and sensitive side to him is su-per cute and it’s so nice seeing all the effort he’s actually making to ensure that you’re comfortable with the relationship, and with him
  • Doesn’t smother, but likes to always be around you and within close proximity of you

Rin:

  • This sharko is so fucking weird sometimes i stg
  • Ok so, it all started when you two were walking out of his swim practice and he just kinda reached for your hand, but you pulled away out of embarrassment and flushed and averted your eyes and he was just “Babe? What’s wrong?”
  • So after a moment’s hesitation, he reached for your pinky with his, and when you looked down at your joined hands and then back at him and gave him a sheepish smile, he smiled back and that’s how that happened
  • Like at first he was all “shit did I hurt them” but then he was like “oh no nvm you’re just a lil shy bean i gotta protect”
  • It’s stupid funny when he shit talks competition and gets all competitive and his brow is set into this hard line and his eyes are narrowed and teeth are  gleaming and then you just
  • Walk over and link pinkies and lean the side of your head into his side and he just
  • Calms down instantly like oh shit
  • His entire team knows of your pink power talent, so when Rin is pissed about something they’re all “Shit someone go get (Name),” “Don’t worry, Rin, (Name) is on their way, the doctor will see you soon”
  • Rin: Oh, fuck off, guys
  • You: *walks in and sneaks up behind him, gently grabbing his pinky*
  • Rin: *in a gentle voice* hey, baby *kisses ya head*
  • Thinks you being shy is cute and he really needs to watch out for you
  • Loves you

Momotaro:

  • SQUEEEEEEE (NAME)-CHAN YOu”RE SOO CUTe
  • He’s vvv blushy too so he totally respects your shyness and can relate to it
  • Pinky Linking = nut
  • Seriously though, imagine you two going out to the park and him finding his stupidass beetles and being so happy about it and all smiley and cute and you two walking off with linked pinkies
  • Much like Rin, it calms him down to be holding your pinky
  • Ex: Momo: HYpeR
  • You: *pinky grab*
  • Momo: *stops screeching*
  • His brother is 1000% impressed and has you on speed dial just incase he needs to get a hold of you if Momo has a meltdown
  • Although Momo is loud and outgoing and fun, he is gentle with you and makes sure that you’re all good before he even thinks about kissing you or doing anything really physical
  • Introduces you to a lot of things and loves how in awe you are with trying something new
  • Will deadass grab your pinky in class, even if he has to stretch across the aisle to get to you
  • Weird but charming, protect him

Seijuro:

  • It’s kinda hard for him at first, because he’s a very affectionate lover, but he will totally love linked pinkies that’s his shit
  • He believes that everything takes time, and he would rather wait and take baby steps than to just jump right in and make you uncomfortable
  • Will literally grab your pinky when doing anything, even walking up to the podium to receive his medal
  • Dork but u love him\
  • You guys will be sitting on his couch watching a movie for date night, and your pinkies will be linked
  • Y’all’s pinkies are basically glued together
  • Literally nuts because you’re so cute and sweet and pure like wow
  • He totally loves seeing you flustered as heck but also he knows that you don’t always like being embarrassed so he makes sure that he’s super sensitive with you
  • Imagine this tall ass bby boi next to his s/o bein cute and walking around in the mall
  • If you’re standing in line, he’ll link pinkies and stand behind you, resting his chin on the crown of your head
  • He knows you’re super shy, so he will 1000000% order your food for you do not fret
  • You have this boi’s entire heart aw aww
Cuddling with Jeno
  • omg hiii
  • y’all have no idea how i screamed when i saw this request
  • i lOVE LEE JENO SO MUCH, THIS BABY IS MY WHOLE WORLD
  • he’s such a bias wrecker
  • i know perfectly that after doing this i’ll have a completly different bias list, lmao
  • but let’s start okay!!
  • well, jeno is like low-key clingy right?
  • like, if we talk about the dreamies there are times when he’s normal and chill and there are times where he’s hugging and cuddling all of them right
  • well, with you it’s not like this,
  • he’s just over you aLL THE TIME
  • he just loves having skinship with you, even if is just little things idk holding your pinky or touch your hair
  • and it’s really cute, omg, as soon as he sees you he’s already running to you so he can hug you and place his hand all over you
  • but i feel like his touches would be really soft and cute and would constantly ask you if you feel uncomfortable or if he’s bothering you
  • he’s such a genterman <3 but you’re like
  • “amm, obvs no? i love your cuddles bby”
  • i mean, who wouldn’t
  • aND HE SMILES SUPER WIDELY AND BLUSHES A LITTLE AND HE’S SO CUTE omg
  • and while cuddling he loves just talking to you
  • idk talking about little things like how you feel to big things like idk already planning your future together
  • and honestly i’m down for it like
  • i mean, having lee jeno, the most adorable being in this whole universe, by your side
  • + cuddling you the whole time
  • + listening to his soft voice in your ear
  • + talking about how much he wants to spend his whole future by your side
  • idk about you but sIGN ME THE FUCK UP MAN
  • it sounds like heaven to me, idk
  • and sometimes, when you’re having lazy dates you always watch one piece together and honestly he loves those days
  • also, he doesn’t have a problem with showing skinship in front of the members
  • he’s not the jealous type, specially from his friends, but he likes to remind them what is his ;))
  • and he’s always the big spoon
  • except when you’re having the lazy dates
  • in the case he would prefer to have you sitting by his side, maybe with his arm around your waist or holding your hands
  • but he doesn’t care if u complain, he just loves being the big spoon bc he feels like he’s protecting you?? and loves how smol your figure is compared to his
  • i’M DYING, this is adorable oh my
  • but why would you even complain i mean just imagine it,,,,
  • jeno backhugging you and talking to you with his beautiful voice softly in your ear
  • it’s like my fucking dream
  • so, going to the story now
  • it was a rainy day and you were in the dreamies dorms
  • for some reason?? you and all the dreamies were in jeno’s room talking about idk food
  • and when you sat next to jeno in his bed he would suddenly put one of his arms around your shoulders
  • and at the same time just talk naturally with donghyuck about how jajangmyeon is better than champon
  • and all the members are like
  • “eww stop doing that”
  • and he’s like
  • “what no! jAJANGMYEON IS BETTER BRO”
  • “no, dude, can you stop being so affectionate when we are around, jfc”
  • and all of them just leave both of you alone lmao
  • actually they’re used to his skinship, they just love to tease both of you lmao
  • btw, i never tried korean food before?? i tried chinese food tho and it’s soooooo good
  • i’m really hungry rn idk, why am i talking about food jfc
  • “i guess we’re alone now ;))”
  • “hey beauty, would you like to watch one piece with me? ;)
  • jfc, this boii
  • but you say yes because the day was really relaxing and watching some anime with this prince would make it just a lot better right
  • and he’s really silent when you watch anime, maybe laughing from time to time or making little comments
  • but he would also like, randomly compliment you??
  • like idk while watching the opening or while you change the episode he would remind you how beautiful you are and how in love he is with you
  • ”you look really pretty today, babe”
  • “you’re so breathtaking”
  • “i love you so much, princess”
  • and you’re there just blushing non stop
  • “stop it”
  • “did you get shy? aw, my baby is so cute <3″
  • and when you hide your face in his chest he would laugh and caress your hair, making your heart beat faster
  • “i really love you, y/n, you would never be able to know how important you’re to me”
  • how is it possible for this bby to be so romantic he’s like ten years old
  • “i love you too, baby”
  • aND HE WOULD SMILE AT YOU AND PECK YOUR LIPS
  • “now put the next episode, don’t you i’m waiting”
  • lmao
  • and the end <33 so cute omg
  • i love him even more now, but anyways byee
(Translation) Calling Bloom vol. 3 + tokuten

Calling Bloom vol. 3  (R18!! Please proceed only if you’re above 18!)

CV. Kitayama Kyousuke


T/N: Commissioned! There were some hiccups along the way I’m so sorry but thanks for the commission! Stellaworth and Hobigirls tokuten are included after the main CD, and you can CTRL/CMD-F to skip to the tokuten.

Ok, the plot is kinda strange, you might go wha-? at first but I’ll explain later at the end of the post.

Actually, I really like this dude lmao! He’s adorable with all his stuttering and slightly awkward moments. Too cuteeee no no no i don’t have a type what do are you talking about

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SVT Performance Unit Reaction: Fluent French~

request; Hiiii! Can I get a seventeen reaction to their girlfriend always walking around the house singing to and mumbling to herself in french? It’s not her first language tho, but she’s fluent. Lmao thank you doll💞

thank you so much for requesting @baby-baby-boo​ !! i decided to add some more scenarios too like being outside and stuff, if that’s ok!!
maybe i should start learning french again
this is also going to be in units!!!

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Jun

-so jun 

-master of the martial arts that looks like it hurts

-yes i did have to watch the weekly idol episode to get that

-did i continue to watch the episode?

-……………yes

-so! 

-when you were out with friends

-jun was at home cause dancing tired him out and he didn’t have anything else to do that day 

-and what does any bored person at home do? 

-pick up a book and start to read it

but of course…………….he had a nap before so his mind was still a little groggy yaknow?

-so he decided to pick up a book from the table

-your book

-on french history 

-in french 

-”y/n does french? i didn’t know that…”

-so he started to read it

-and then he became tired again

-gdi

-so when you got home

-from wherever you went

-you noticed jun 

-asleep on the couch 

-with the book on his face

-you couldn’t help but smile because 

-1. awwww the bf did a snooze bless

-and 

-2. i got the perfect blackmail material yES

-but you saw him wake up so you walked over and took the book off him

-”learn anything interesting?”

-”no……but the pictures were cool!”

-”of course they were :)”


Soonyoung

-ok 

-sunshine

-10:10

-hamyoung

soonster

-so perf unit had a new upcoming choreo for a vlive 

-and for a concert too wow o wow

-but it wasn’t a song that they made

-no

-the choreographer was really excited with this song

-since it was becoming to become mega popular in the charts again 

-it was….also in french

-get outta here despacito

-you got a new sheriff in town

-and it’s name is….

-Sur Ma Route by Black M

-”ok it’s a good song just bare with me”

-and when it comes to soonyoung he needs to know what the song is about 

-so boy went ahead and downloaded it

-and was just listening to it at home 

-when he went to sleep you saw what he was listening to and you smiled because that’s so cute awwwwWWW wait that was the song you were translating for someone

-and you know soonyoung’s thing with dancing and music

-kill two birds with one stone

-don’t actually but you translate the song for him too!

-so you messaged him the translation while you were at home and he was on his way to the studio

-”hey i saw you were listening to that one song so i translated it for you! you can’t really trust google translate sometimes so why not trust your own little translator aka the one you love the most aka me”

-”that’s so cute thanks y/n!”

-he was proper smiling then thought wait a second when the hell did y/n learn french

-”wait a second how do you know french?”

-”………..i study french at college”

-”oh yeah so that’s what you do pfft i kn–”

-”you didn’t know did you”

-”no but that’s what makes you so mysterious i’m finding more things about you everyday i love you i’m not ready to die bYE”

-”SOON”

-ah young love


 Minghao

-b-boy master of the world

-okkuuuurrrrrrr

-so you and minghao were on a little date doing stuff

-like cute couple things 

-the cutest things

-and since you were both hungry you two decided to head to get lunch/dinner

-so you mentioned that there was a new french patisserie/bakery open and you really wanted to check it out

-so minghao agreed 

-you two got to the patisserie 

-and already minghao found a problem

-while you two were looking at the cakes and stuff

-there weren’t any…..translations….or anything……of any food

-but what he didn’t know was that he had his own little translator!! 

-AKA YOUUUUU

-so you ordered the food

-extra brownie points to you because you did it in french and you had a decent conversation with the barista in french good on you

-and minghao…heard everything

-yeahhhhhhh

-wow

-you came over with the little cakes and stuff and minghao was just there like

-”how do????? how?? hOw?? HoW?? HOW DO??”

-he just looks to you like he’s a lost puppy 

-”did you just…talk to that girl in french?”

-”uh-huh”

-”you speak french?”

-”uh-huh”

-”……………………………..did we go here just so you could practice french?”

-”uh-huh”

-”busted

-”wAIT”


Chan

Originally posted by minghaio

-someone help my boy 

-no seriously help him

-he’s stuck 

-as in he doesn’t know what to do 

-backstory? 

-backstory

-you and chan agree to go meet up at the station to go to the cinemas as a little date

-you however chose the worst station to make him wait at…

-since rush hour was borderline stampedes of people

-okay they were stampedes of people

-and tourists too

-oh god here we go

-so chan lovely little but not so little chan 

-was waiting outside the station for you 

-when all of a sudden

-a group of french students stood beside him 

-he didn’t think much 

-but uhh…..

-one of the people on the tour came up to him

-since the group was lost 

-chan took out his headphones and heard what the person was saying

-but didn’t understand a word at all

-so when the tour person asked him a bunch of questions he couldn’t answer them

-he was stuck 

-help him

-oh hey y/n you’re heRE HELP YOUR MAN OUT AND HELP THE TOURISTS TOO

-you come up to chan and the tour group

-”chan what’s up?”

-”the group are asking for directions somewhere….and i don’t know what place they need…”

-you overhear the tour guide 

-and you were like

-”this is my time to shine!! bby lemme handle this”

-so chan was just left there in awe since 1. he didn’t know you could speak french

-2. you looked happy when you were speaking it

-3. you looked really cute wooooOOOOOOOOW

-you said goodbye to the group and came back to chan and he was still a little bit awestruck

-”that was amazing….!”

-”it was nothing really…”

-you say with a smile before holding his hand and going to the cinema with him like the love up kids you are now excuse me i need to sleep for 5 billion years by e

anonymous asked:

Having a shitty day. Fought with my partner over stupid bullshit; and now he's too drunk to function and I'm not sure how to deal with it. Cute Barisi headcannons appreciated... I really don't know what to do with myself. -Disgustingly Beautiful Anon

Awe, I’m so sorry, bby!! I hope that this little scenario helps and that you and your loved one are able to talk things out. 💜

So, the first time that Rafael kisses Sonny, before they’ve even started dating, yes?

Rafael’s been helping Sonny cram in some last minute studying in the weeks leading up to the Bar exam because he’s an idiot, and he’s fallen for Sonny, and he can’t say no to anything when Sonny’s dimples are present, apparently.

It’s the week of when Sonny’s set to finally take the exam, and he and Rafael have been spending all hours in Rafael’s office after work, eating take-out as Rafael quizzes him and asks him questions off of the adorable little flash cards that Sonny’s made.

(Rafael’s more happy than he cares to admit at seeing pieces of information that he’d shared with Sonny explicitly on those ridiculous note cards.)

There’s one question in particular that’s really been giving Sonny trouble – it’s just that one that, no matter what, he can’t remember the answer to no matter how much he looks it over or tries, and he’s been getting discouraged because of it.

So the night before Sonny takes the exam, Rafael saves that question for last, not wanting Sonny to stress himself out or doubt himself in the middle of their session when there’s so much that he needs to go over. So with one note card left in his hand, he asks Sonny the question evenly, watching from across the couch as Sonny’s blue eyes go dark and he concentrates.

It takes about a minute before Sonny’s blurting out an answer – the right one, at that.

And sweet baby knows it, too, knows that he finally got the damn thing right, and he starts practically vibrating on his side of the couch, asking, “Am I right, counselor?! Did I get it right?!”

Rafael honestly can’t even concentrate on the notecard that’s in his hand.

All he can do is feel his heart pound inside of his chest as Sonny smiles, and looks so happy and proud, and beams like a literal ray of sunshine in his office at twelve in the morning, and before Rafael knows what he’s doing, he’s taking Sonny’s hands in his face and kissing him.

They stay like that for a minute or so, Rafael just pecking Sonny’s lips tenderly and breathing, Sonny clutching at his wrists, so unsure of what to do with his expressive hands when Rafael’s lips are on his.

When they break apart, the note card’s fluttered to the floor, forgotten.

Rafael never wants to see the sweet look – the one he brought there – leave Sonny’s face.

Sonny just smiles, somehow larger, and says, breathlessly, “So I guess I was right then, huh, counselor?”

Their mouths are so close, their eyes so close, their noses brushing each other’s; Rafael whispers to him, “Yes, you were, Counselor Carisi.”

How the RFA members would react to MC liking Kpop

Note: like this wasn’t requested or anything but I have too many kpop and MM feels so I’m putting it into one post

Yoosung 

  • You were just flipping through the channels while waiting for Yoosung to get out of class 
  • and you end up on Music Bank 
  • while BTS is on 
  • and you LOSE YOUR SHIT 
  • leaping out of you start singing and dancing along 
  • You better bet it’s fucking DOPE over here
  • You’re so busy rapping that you don’t even notice Yoosung walking in 
  • “Honey I’m ho-” 
  • and he just stops and is so entranced 
  • like how are MC’s feet moving that fast????
  • and singing??? 
  • Yoosung’s gone rip
  • after you’re done he just runs over and gives you a bear hug 
  • “How did I end up with such a cool girlfriend?” 
  • You're too embarrassed to answer at this point 
  • And guess who he brags about on LOLOL later that night ;) 

Zen 

it was just another long day doing laundry 

so ofc your jams were going i mean laundry already sucks so at least you have music

  • then 24 hours by Sunmi plays 
  • your face immediately goes red

  • “ omg what if Zen walks into this?”
  • then you breathe a sigh of relief cuz he has a shoot that day 

  • and the beat takes over
  • first is was a little body roll here and there 

  • before you know it you’ve abandoned the clothes and is just doing the dance 
  • and you’re not MC rn, you’re fucking Sunmi
  • so you better bet your gonna look into that invisible camera like the seductive goddess that you are 
  • and Zen happened to get out of the photoshoot early today and walks into this display
  • and holy shit is he turned on
  • he could wait for you to finish but the bulge in his pants is getting a little too tight 
  • walking over, he snakes his arms around your waist
  • he whispers in your ear
  • “24 hours is not enough when I’m touching you” 

Jaehee

  • when Jaehee finally gets a break the two of you guys decide to go to Busan for the weekend
  • i mean like have you seen the food?
  • the radio is just playing in the background as you two talk 
  • then the guitar plays before a smooth “oooo” rolls out of the radio
  • your eyes light up 
  • hopping in your seat, you excitedly ask if you can turn it up 
  • confused Jaehee hesitantly agrees 
  • which is perfect timing cuz it hits the chorus 
  • on the top of your lungs, you start singing “Tell me why, why is my heart shaking?~~~~” 
  • you’re off pitch and keep making up dance moves and directing it towards Jaehee 
  • and send a million hearts towards her 
  • she doesn’t say anything and keeps driving 
  • cuz you’re literally driving her insane 
  • like how is she supposed to focus when you’re so freaking cute???

Jumin

  • The two of you are just enjoying dinner 
  • when Jumin mentions how he was recommended some girl group called TWICE for the CF for their new sportswear line 
  • but doesn’t really care 
  • He still thinks Elizabeth 3rd would be a better model
  • but you’re PUMPED 
  • like you followed them since “Sixteen”
  • and they were your bbys 
  • and you ask if he’s even heard their music 
  • and he’s like “commoner’s music?” 
  • aw hell no 
  • you were gonna prove him wrong 
  • so you start singing and doing the famous “shy,shy,shy~” move
  • and you get halfway through one of the lyrics before you realize he’s still just looking at you with a blank face
  •  walking over dangerously close 
  • he pins you against the chair 
  • he repeats the last lyric you sang
  • “show me you mean it”
  • and the two retreat back to his room
  • and you spend the rest of the night making him watch Sixteen

707

  • you’re just chillin on the chair scrolling on your phone as 707 is doing is hacking ish 
  • and you’re bored
  • a little smirk crosses your lips 
  • “Hey 707, wanna play a game?” 
  • he just laughs before replying
  • “babe you’re mistaking me for Yoosung” 
  • Pouting, you wager 
  • “A week’s worth of Honey Buddha chips” 
  • He’s in 
  • which is how the two of you end up in a game of dare or dare (cuz truth is boring) 
  • You didn’t expect him to actually go into the supermarket and start twerking
  • so now you gotta dance to whatever song ends up playing on the streets
  • and it so happens to be Pretty U by Seventeen 
  • a silent swear escapes your lips 
  • this dance has a couch in it and where the fuck are you supposed to find a couch in the middle of the streets of Seoul
  • so you awkwardly hover as you try to sit on your imaginary couch
  • and keep in mind you aren’t a dancer at a l l 
  • 707 is lucky that you actually like Seventeen or you would have no idea how the dance would go 
  • so you’re running around trying to dance to it 
  • 707 is too busy wheezing from laughing so much 
  • it gets so bad that bystanders start recording you 
  • and your face is beet red but there’s no way you’re losing to 707 
  • finally after what feels like a million years the song ends
  • stomping over embarrassed but triumphant, you smile 
  • “Beat that, babe!”
  • He just laughs as he shakes his head 
  • “I don’t need to beat that after the video i got” 
  • and you’re eyes widen in fear 
  • cuz holy shit he has a recording 
  • you may have won the game but he won the war 
  • guess what he immediately sends to the app?  
Prince!Hoseok

Next up is Mr. Jung, our hope, our angel, the ball of sunshine, Jung Hoseok aka Hobi, also big thank you to one of my friends to suggesting the role of the reader!!

  • Just a really sweet prince tbh 
  • The people love him beyond words especially the kids
  • He visits the town a couple of times every month and he always gets caught up playing games with the kids
  • He’s honestly just like their best friend
  • He plays tag with them and you can just hear the sighs of his guards bc they’ve given up on trying to get him to stay clean like he doesn’t even realize he’s walking around in a white shirt he just ends up running around with the kids and getting it dirty
  • You can just hear this lil group of kids giggling and he’s laughing with them as he chases after them and the parents are just smiling and even the king has to stop and be like :)
  • He takes genuine interest in the people’s lives
  • Like he sits down with one of the parents and talks to them about what he’s missed since he’s last been in town and there isn’t any fake “oh yeah mmhmm” it’s all rapid nodding to tell the person to keep talking and all the reactions he gives are priceless
  • He just cares so much about all of them like is everyone okay does anyone need anything
  • Before he leaves, he always gets at least one hug from all of the kids
  • You two first meet in a royal meeting
  • You’re one of the new royal advisors
  • You see him walk in and it’s just like oh
  • You didn’t know the prince was so nice looking
  • Like you’d heard that he was handsome and a lovely human being but you never expected him to be this attractive like damn okay then
  • He sits at the head table and is just smiling at everyone and greets them all personally like hey jimmy
  • He realizes he doesn’t recognize you but before he can ask for your name, his father is starting the meeting
  • He kinda keeps looking over at you and when he first hears you talk he lowkey turns !! bc he finally gets to hear your voice
  • He doesn’t truly know what it is you’re talking about bc he’s been too busy trying to lowkey stare at you bc he’s just really curious about you
  • After the meeting, he nearly runs after you like no no no wait up
  • You’re kinda ?? bc the prince is literally running after you like what is happening rn
  • He’s just like hey I’m Hoseok
  • You’re still super confused and you just tell him your name and then he just smiles s o wide
  • He just says your name like he’s testing it out to see how it sounds with his voice and its just all really confusing to you why is the prince talking to you did you say something wrong are you in trouble is he just letting you down easy
  • He starts asking you questions like “where are you from?” “how do you like it here?” “what’s your favorite book?”
  • Tbh you actually really enjoy talking to him bc he’s so interested in what you have to say like he’s just paying attention to every word and he laughs at your jokes and makes his own and he’s just a ray of sunshine
  • To him this is just amazing bc oh wow you’re pretty and funny and smart is this a crush happening
  • One of the other advisors is like we gotta go so you unfortunately have to leave but before you do, you promise to talk to him after the next meeting and he’s just like oh hell yeah man
  • You two end up meeting up after every meeting and it’s just really fun ???
  • Like he’s definitely not your average prince and you really like that
  • Most of the princes you’ve met are a bit stuck up but like he could care less about what people think
  • He’s literally just having the time of his life being loud and giggly and it makes you act loud and giggly too bc his happiness is contagious
  • You actually become really close friends and he does have a major crush on you but he plays it cool
  • At least he thinks he does
  • The reality is he couldn’t make it more obvious
  • He’s forever lowkey flirting with you tbh and everyone knows but they’re all kinda just :) bc aww awe prince jung’s first crush how adorable
  • You two start meeting up outside of just meetings
  • You always end up finding yourselves in the kitchen sneaking in some extra sweets while the chefs aren’t looking
  • You two talk about anything and everything together and he’s honestly so heart eyes over you
  • He doesn’t even mean to kiss you but you two are out in the garden and the wind is blowing your hair around and you’re just sitting there talking about how cute bby goats are and the next thing he knows he’s leaning in
  • You do kiss back but honestly that’s what surprises him bc whoa wait you like him back
  • You just smile at him when he pulls away and he’s for once completely silent
  • Eventually, his own smile returns and then he tries kissing you again and you two are just giggling off in your own lil world
If you were married to The8...

someone requested husband minghao so here we are^-^ my sweet bby minghao he’s super cute aw. hope you enjoy lovely!! ((also i didn’t mean for it to be so long, it just kinda happened))

  • literally the cutest husband let me tell you
  • he was blushing the whole time at your wedding
  • like his face was so red he looked like a tomato 
  • it was the actual cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your life
  • also ate like three pieces of cake cause “y/n this is the best cake have you tasted any yet?”
  • “yes minghao you literally smashed it in my mouth obviously i tasted it”
  • “no but have you TASTED it”
  • also when the rest of seventeen were making their speeches
  • he had the biggest smile on his face
  • like it looked like it hurt to smile that much
  • especially when jun went up there and talked about when they first met and how he helped minghao with his korean and how much he improved
  • minghao actually cried a little
  • it was so cute
  • you were wiping his tears and he’s like “i swear i’m not crying”
  • but everyone knew he was
  • also honeymoon was fun as hell
  • you guys went on a tour around europe
  • it was cool as fucckkkkk
  • you visited italy and greece and germany and ireland and france and so many other places that were awesome and beautiful
  • and you guys got a postcard from every place so you could put it in a scrapbook and show it to your future children
  • also really cute newlywed photos in front of all kinds of landmarks that you end up hanging in your new house
  • also moving into your new house takes forever cause you get the rest of seventeen to help but they start pulling things out of boxes and they find photo albums with baby pictures and stuff
  • and they’re like “aw look at y/n’s first day of kindergarten”
  • and you’re like “guYS STOP OHMYGOD”
  • but they’re all giggling and talking about how cute you are and telling you that you should frame it and hang it on the wall
  • also they end up raiding your kitchen after you’re all moved in
  • so you have to go grocery shopping the day after you finally moved in
  • for the most part your house stays really clean because minghao just mindlessly cleans up anything that’s out of place
  • but when his members come over the house is a wreck
  • and joshua and jihoon end up staying late to help you guys clean up the mess
  • alsO
  • when you finally have your first kid
  • minGHAO CRIES LIKE A BABY
  • he just can’t believe that he created something so perfect and angelic
  • i’m being serious when i say he cried for like the first three days of your kid’s life because he was so happy
  • and when the members come visit
  • it’s a mess
  • seungcheol’s wailing “OUR BABY MINGHAO HAS A BABY YOU’RE ALL GROWING UP I FEEL SO OLD.”
  • and he’s crying while jeonghan is rolling his eyes and dino is handing him tissues
  • minghao is very very protective
  • he’s like “wash your hands and wear a mask and sanitize every part of your exposed body and just let me spray you with some disinfectant spray”
  • and when your baby gets their first cold
  • he’s like “C’MON Y/N THEY’RE COUGHING WE HAVE TO TAKE THEM TO THE E.R. WHAT IF THEY HAVE A DEADLY DISEASE WE HAVE TO GO”
  • also whenever he;s holding them and they fall asleep
  • he usually falls asleep too
  • like you have a lot of pictures of him sleeping with the baby in his arms
  • and when they start walking and talking
  • he cries
  • and when the go to their first day of school
  • he takes four hundred pictures and hangs them up around the house
  • and he cries
  • then you have your second kid
  • and he’s more laid back, but he still cried
  • he goes to every sporting event and dance recital
  • asks them how their day went/what they did at school everyday
  • is part of the pta
  • still finds time to take you on really thought out and nice dates too
  • like even better than the ones you went on before you got married
  • all around just a gr8 dad and a hella cute husband ok

The progression of things I have actually said out loud while playing Dragon age in relation to Fenris.

• “What’s up with this lying, asshole elf, my mage did nothing to you… asshole”

• “oh, rival achieved who’s my rival…. FENRIS COME ON!!! I’ve known you for like an hour, shit…”

• “Wow, wtf, i hate you, im not even gonna revive you as punishment because you are an uncrunchy leaf in life

• “I’m gonna cut you slack because you’re pretty…”

• “Ah shit, this dude’s been through batter-fried hell and then dropped on a dusty floor… poor elf.”

• “Tevinter was fucked up, who does that shit, bro im gonna defend you, no worries, no worries, ur an kinda an asshole but i gotchu”

• “Oh, wow, i can romance him… im gonna

• “Aw, he smiled, that’s so cute ”

• “He’s pretty much the cutest person here, like honestly look at his lil angry face”

• “woW MY hawke just slammed him into the wall and kissed the shit out of him…good stuff, good elf ”

• “…HE’S WEARING THE FAVOR ON HIS WRIST THAT IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD, bby

• “he left me…. im inconsolable… why am i even playing this game… ”

• “HE’S BACK LORD YES PRAISE”

• “I love him so much

• “Oh god, I love him so much

• “Fenris is perfection and beauty and im so glad i finished this game and romanced him and he’s just beauty and grace….ey, but honestly, my first point was dead on, he’s an asshole

HAMILTON STAGING ACT I

Lmao I wrote this back in December when I saw Hamilton and never posted this?? Well enjoy folks

•When the lights go down in the theater King George is like “Hello! Please silence your phone blah blah blah blah, welcome to my show!” (lol I don’t remember exactly what he said but he says my show)

Alexander Hamilton:
•the hamilsquad comes out of the wings one by one very dramatic and badassly
• honestly I don’t remember that much of this song I was still in shock that I was actually at Hamilton

Aaron Burr, sir:
•starts out with Alexander talking to burr, burr is smiling politely the whole time even though you can tell he doesn’t wanna be talking to Alex
• when burr says “it was my parents dying wish before they passed” he starts to walk away from Alex bc you can tell he’s really sad and isn’t it the mood for Alex’s “OMG I WISH THERE WAS A WAR” shit
•so then the hamilsquad is sitting at a table that is turntabled to the front of the stage and they’re rapping and stuff and then laurens catches sight of burr and is like “RAP IT OUT” and then hamiltony like “cmon burr” and they’re like “wtf”

My Shot:
•Alex rapping all of his feelings, thoughts, eternal fears, and hopes in a bar, nbd
•when laurens says “you and I do or die” he puts his hand on hams shoulder and pulls him close and ham like strokes/pats his chest
•when Alex says “poppin a squat on conventional wisdom” the hamilsquad all squat down onto the bench thingy
•at the “rise up” part laurens gets this ensemble member and tells him about rising up, like a motivational speaker
•at “I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory” everyone but Alex freezes in their pose on the turntable and spin around slowly while Alex talks and at “scratch that” one by one the dancers and hamilsquad all break out of their pose and dance again, stating with mulligan
•then they repeat the “wooooah” part real quick after the song is done while they walk offstage

Story Of Tonight:
•LITTERALLY exactly how you’d expect it to be

The Schuyler Sisters
• Phillipa Soo has the most crisp and beautiful voice there’s no way I can describe it
•laurens walks by and hands Angelica a pamphlet which makes Angelica say “the revolutions happening in New York”
•Peggy is being pulled along by Angelica in the beginning
•yeah burr and Angelica get really close, just like in the ham4ham performance
•she says “you want a revolution?” and pushes the pamphlet laurens gave her at burr and hella works it for the rest of the song

Farmer Refuted
•so sam seabury is singing on a box, which ham gossips with each member of the hamilsquad
•then when he gets to burr to shit talk seabury to burr, burr is like “let him be” but he really meant “calm the fuck down, ham”
•so then ham gets up and tries to refute him and it’s so funny bc Hamilton is standing next to seabury and seabury gets off his box for a second and moves it to block Hamilton and gets back on
• then at the next chorus ham gets up on the box with seabury and covers up the thing he’s reading: “look at me please don’t read”
•burr is hamiltons mama duck throughout the whole song

You’ll Be Back
• I want to he Jonathan Groff when I grow up
•that walk is so fierce Beyoncé is right damn
• he just stands there but everything he does is so funny and hilarious he’s the best

Right Hand Man
•Schuyler’s sing in the front of the stage
•then the hamilsquad comes and chills while Hamilton does his thang
•burr introduces Washington aw he’s so cute and smiley I love him
•Washington has a badass sword that he takes out when he enters
•Washington starts out with a whole group of dancers with him but they slowly diminish throughout the song
•ham storms on with the hamilsquad and decides to steal the cannons while Washington watches approvingly
• so Washington is writing and burr comes in and stands and tells him his story and Washington is super uninterested
•then ham comes in and when they say “we keep meeting” burr flashes Hamilton a fake smile and keeps talking and the audience laughs
•Washington hands ham a quill while the ensemble sings “I am not throwin away my shot” then Hamilton says “I am not throwing away my shot” and accepts the quill

A Winters Ball
•if this is middle school, burr is the nerd and Ham is the jock
• they’re singing “LAADIES” and then burr steps foward and is like “Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him” and then Hamilton comes foward and faves the audience and says “that’s true” and winks at the audience
•when they exit on “hey” they are making eye contact and finger guns and nodding at audience members in the first few rows at the right side of the stage and I THINK ANTHONY RAMOS WINKED AT ME SO MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

Helpless
• so Angelica walks in and ham kisses her hand and they chat and then ham goes to talk to his buddies and Eliza pulls Angelica aside and is like “talk me up to him” and Angelica is like “I’ll see what I can do ;)” and she goes over and chats with ham
•then they walk diagonally across the stage and we all know how that part goes down we’ve all seen that video so I’ll skip that
•so then Peggy does this cute little dance when she gets the letters and then gives them to Eliza
•Angelica and Eliza sit on the far left of the stage while ham talks to Phillip Schuyler on the right of the stage
•oh he’s standing up during “Eliza I don’t have a dollar to my name”
•he’s counting on his fingers when he’s saying “Peggy confused in me, Angelica tried to take a bite of me”
•by this time they’re facing each other holding hands
•then on “take a bite of me” Eliza turns around and looks for Angelica so ham says “no stress my love for you is never in doubt”
•ps Peggy and Lafayette are chatting it up during helpless ;)
•they walk down the aisle

Satisfied:
•the sisters are so cute they’re always kissing each other on the cheek and ugh love them
•the hamilsquad goes cray when they say “TO THE REVOLUTION”
•Angelica isn’t singing the “I remember that night I just might REWIND” part, she’s just standing still as the set moves around her
• I’m p sure everything is frozen when she says “Alexander I’ll never forget the first time I saw your face”
• then you see what happens when Alex was kissing her hand in the start of helpless and then she does the “so this is what it feels like to match wits” part and then that’s when Eliza pulls her aside and Angelica realizes 3 fundamental truths
•during the fundamental truths everything freezes
• then back to the wedding and she looks sad and I cry for the 50th time that night

Story of Tonight (Reprise)
• so drunk
• like so stupid drunk
• standing in that iconic pose with the hamilsquad to the left of Hamilton
•they’re making fun of him for getting married: “something you will never see again no matter what she tells you” until laurens sticks up for his bud (I use the term bud very lightly) and does the thing where he like does the neck chop to signal them to stop
• on “newly not poor of us” mulligan drops it low and thrusts and his buddies join in and ham laughs
• this is all happening on the right of the stage
•the burr enters on the left and they chat
•then when burr says “I should go” it’s because the hamilsquad is like stroking his bald head and playing with his shirt and they’re all on top of him it’s so funny

Wait For It
•he stands still and sings and he’s amazing and Leslie is fabulous and I cried and omg and OMG and

Stay Alive:
•hammy ham is writing while the Eliza is reading a letter on the balcony saying “stay aliiiive” and a bullet just misses him
• Washington storms in on “the cavalrys not coming”
•contrary to popular belief, Hamilton is actually standing still for once while Washington paced around him
• “I stay at work with Hamilton we write essays against slavery” is super gay on stage don’t worry
• lee is so happy and smiley when he says “I’m a general, whee!”
•Washington is on the balcony right next to the staircase during the battle of Monmouth and lee is on the ground
•then lee is on the balcony saying “Washington can not be left alone to his devices”
•ham rants to his dad and then immediately after, he embraces laurens and it’s so cute aw my bbys


Ten Duel Commandments
• on “get a friend that’s your second, your liutenant when there’s reckoning to be reckoned” ham and laurens are smiling and hugging #otp
• burr makes the doctor turn around
• then burr and Hamilton are spinning on opposite sides of the turntable into burr walks toward Hamilton and Hamilton says “how many men died because lee was inexperienced and ruinous”

Meet Me Inside
•Washington is not happy OMG
• Hamilton is hugging laurens after the duel of course
• Hamilton is standing still and Washington is pacing around him again just like in stay alive
• they’re on the right side of the stage
• Hamilton doesn’t break out of standing still and upright until “I am more than willing to die”
•washingtons nose is almost touching hamiltons at the very end

That Would Be Enough
• Ham sits on a bench crying and Eliza walks around him
•ham kisses Eliza’s hand a lot during the show

Guns and Ships
•Lafayette doesn’t jump from the ceiling, he jumps from a high table but it’s still super badass
• the guy in front me whispered to his wife “see what Rosetta Stone can do!”
• at the end Washington is frantically writing to Hamilton and the letter gets slowly passed from the ensemble members up to Hamilton on the balcony I think

Yorktown:
•okay so we all saw the video so I’m just gonna skip this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What Comes Next:
• OKAY so the lights red or yellow I don’t remember they were one of those two colors though and King George said “I’m so blue” and then angrily stomped his foot and the lights changed to blue and I loved it omg
•other than that it was the same as You’ll Be Back but with more sadness

Dear Theodosia:
•starts out with burr standing behind a chair and singing
• then when Hamilton comes on stage burr sits down
•ham stands behind the chair and sits dow in it

BONUS: John Laurens Death Scene
• omg so sad
• so he stays in his chair from dear Theodosia
• and then Eliza is like “hey there’s a letter from laurens” and ham is like “I’ll read it later” (probably bc it was too gay and graphic to read in front of Eliza)
• and Eliza’s like “no it’s from his dad” and hamiltons like “wtf”
•and John is standing on the right of the stage singing story of tonight
• and Eliza explains how laurens died (in a small fight while he was taking troops out of South Carolina after the war was over)
•Hamilton says “I have so much work to do”

Non-Stop
•Hamilton is pacing and talking and then burr says his line and ham sits down and then burr and ham have their backs to the audience and ham turns to the audience and says “okay ONE MORE THING” and gets up
• then when ham is singing again, burr still has his back turned to the audience and turns around in his chair for a sec to say “he’s just non stop” but he is like almost rolling his eyes so it’s more like “he’s just NONSTOP”
•OKAY I GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS PART SO LISTEN UP: Hamilton is standing on the table and when burr says “Hamilton at the constitutional convention” Hamilton gets leaps gleefully off the table and is really jittery and hips around quickly in his place
•two men walk in front of the constitutional convention scene to say “bright young man” “yo who the eff is this”
•sorry, burr doesn’t wear a nightgown :(
•Hamilton and Angelica walk arm in arm down the stage as Angelica tells him she’s leaving
• when burr eliminates each of the other authors of the federalist papers, he turns an empty chair around
• k so Washington is on the balcony, and Hamilton is ok the ground. when he’s saying “treasury or state” it’s more like he’s asking himself “do I wanna be secretary of treasury or state” and then Washington says treasury and Hamilton makes a face like “aw yeah that’s what I wanted and says "let’s go” WITH THE CUTEST SMILE EVER
• that moment where like 19 different songs overlap is just a pure moment of euphoria that is probably the sound you hear as you ascend into heaven and it’s even better on stage I can’t explain I think I died a few times during that
•after, Angelica and Eliza are on either side of Hamilton holding his hands and he angrily breaks their grasp and runs up the staircase towards Washington and ends act one at the top of the balcony with washing dad


END OF ACT ONE