Shiro: Matt?? Matt is that you?! Oh my god!
Matt: wtf happened to your hair you look like a skunk
Shiro: It’s the stress and yOU KNOW IT
Matt: Yeah trying to get that eyeliner on point must be stressful
Shiro: *looks at the camera like he’s in the office*
I immediately felt compelled to give him the nine rupees I had in my wallet and say ‘you are the best looking fish i have ever seen so i think you deserve it and i was going to buy more arrows with this but whatever’ but decided against it. and then i started crying. i seriously cried for an hour. i ran to the Divine Beast Vah Ruta and came out later after kicking waterblight ganon’s ass and getting Mipha’s Grace and i was even more tired before. i was overtired and btw i am a gay Hylian champion called Link. i dont know why i cried because of that and he was better looking than all the fish id seen ever!