he is not the nice guy

A few days ago, Mum found out that she may have a close blood relative she didn’t know about, who was the product of an affair and put up for adoption after he was born. Details are sketchy but we worked out from his birth year that it’s possible his birth parents met at a party my mother’s parents threw. 

I only know all this because she asked me to look into him and make sure it wasn’t a scam, and while it’s not a scam it’s also fucking uncanny how similar he and I are – not just physical appearance but hobbies and personality (as much as you can get personality from a facebook and a blog). He’s ten years older than me, but otherwise we’re pretty similar. 

I emailed her like “I think this guy’s on the level, he’s just looking for a missing piece of his family” and had to stifle a strong urge to be like “Also I want to hang out with him, so be nice.” 

I hope Mum likes him, I want to be his Facebook Friend. 

Trouble and Tequila

Summary: Your feelings for Sam Winchester had been pretty low key, that is until you get a little drunk and decide to call him.

Warnings: angst, fluff, language, drinking

Characters: Eventual Sam x Reader, Jo Harvelle, Ellen Harvelle

A/N: this will probably be a mini two part series. as always, feedback is cool!

You had noticed him the moment he walked into the roadhouse. He was insanely tall, a head of floppy brown hair and a really cute face with hazel coloured eyes.

“Don’t go there, sweetie,” Ellen Harvelle, your Mum, had warned. “Sam’s a nice guy but those Winchester’s carry a tonne of baggage.”

As much as her warning didn’t bother you and you knew she was just being overprotective, you decided to watch from afar that night anyway.

It was going well, until you were cleaning up one of the far tables and some skanky older and slightly drunk hunter decide to grope your ass.

“Hey, back off,” you snapped, turning to face him.

“Come on darl’, I can show you a hell of a good time,” he drawled in his thick southern accent before reaching his hand out to grab your waist.

Before he could even touch you, a strong, large hand grabbed hold of his shoulder from behind. “She said back off,” Sam warned, his voice dangerously low.

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anonymous asked:

Loving your posts! May I request a pamper session for our sunshine boy Prompto please? Getting his favourite food made/taking him out to his favourite restaurant, massages, cuddles, you name it - he deserves all the love <3

Oh you! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ You’re darn right! Prompto deserves so much love! Spoiled little sunshine coming your way!


“She won’t tell me where we’re going.” Prompto stated, straightening his tye in the mirror of Ignis’s office, surrounded by the others. “She just said to get dressed up.”

“Perhaps she just want a nice evening out that isn’t greasy foods.” Ignis stated, getting fed up with the other destroying his tye, as he walked over tying the tie for him.

“Did she tell you guys anything?” Prompto inquired, as his friends shrugged. Puckering his lips in a pout Prompto had to admit he was super confused, it wasn’t like you both didn’t spoil one another, but you never kept date ideas from one another.  “Well how do I look?”


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  • Me: So Jewish guys are supposed to marry Jewish women so their kids can be Jewish?
  • Manager: Uh huh.
  • Me: It's a maternal line so kids are Jewish as long as their mothers are Jewish?
  • Manager: Right.
  • Me: So why do Jewish women need to marry Jewish men, if their children are Jewish no matter what?
  • Manager: ... Because we're funny and generally nice

anonymous asked:

I'M SMASHING THE FLUFFY BUTTON. THIS IS THE FLUFF ASK. How would the UT, UF, and SF Bros react to their S/O not really liking to be touched, not going out of their way to avoid it but making it clear that it made them a bit uncomfortable and almost never starting the touching, suddenly climbing on the couch with them and snuggling under their arm as close as possible then muttering "It's because you make me feel safe enough to be touched..." when asked about it?


++ Sans ++

Classic completely respects your need for space. He isn’t the most touchy kinda guy either, so the fact that you can relate, even if it’s on a higher level, is still pretty nice. Despite the fact you usually don’t like to be touched, when you snuggle up to him, Classic doesn’t even ask. If you two are anything alike, which you seem to be, he’d feel the exact same way- which he does. He puts an arm around you and you lean into him more, and after about 10 minutes, you two start kissing each other and messing around, telling bad puns in between and tickling each other because of it. You two have been intimate before, but this is a different kind of intimate, and both of you really love it. Since you both like it so much, you actually start to cuddle with each other more often, and you become 100% openly physical with him, letting him hug you, cuddle with you, hold your hand, even just put a hand on your hips or your shoulders… everything is on the table, and you can do the same with Classic, knowing he’s okay with it.

++ Papyrus ++

Pappy is okay that you don’t like to be touched a lot, everyone has their own boundaries, but what worries him is why. Why don’t you like to be touched? Did something happen that made you like that? He asks you this a few times, and you always tell him that nothing happened, you just aren’t a touchy kind of person. You like to have yourself to yourself, and you don’t like it when most people intrude. When you snuggle up to him, Pappy happily complies, but he asks you if you’re okay. You smile and you tell him it’s because you feel comfortable enough to cuddle with him. In that dazed tone, your sleepy eyes, and your loving nuzzles, Pappy can’t help but blush, and he snuggles back with you, holding you close. He’s a very lucky guy to be able to hold you the way he does, and he knows that. He’s willing to cuddle any time that you desire.


++ Sans ++

Red doesn’t like to be touched by strangers, but by you? All the time. He wants to be more handsy with you but you shrink away from it sometimes, and even if it makes Red upset, he doesn’t really get flat out angry with you. If you’re seriously that sensitive, then there’s nothing he can do to really fix it. As you cuddle up next to him, he doesn’t move at first, and then asks why you’re doing that if you don’t like it. But when you tell him that it’s because you trust him and you feel comfortable with him, Red’s soul skips a beat and he practically turns and tackle hugs you. He loves it whenever you get cuddly because it gives Red an excuse to actually hold you, so he goes on top of you and just starts nuzzling you like crazy. It actually starts to tickle a little, so you giggle and try to get him off, but it’s very cute. Certain people would kill to see Red that lovey, so keep it between the two of you, okay?

++ Papyrus ++

Fell takes your dislike of physical contact as a way of your own self defense, which may be a little inside the box, but definitely respectable. In the Underground, a LOT of monsters refused to even get near each other, so he’s used to not touching other people, no matter how close they have to sit or stand together. Because of this, sometimes you think he’s avoiding you, so there are times where you go up to him, gently grab his forearms, and ask about what’s going on. The fact that you approached him as weakly as you did without hesitation boosts his ego, and Fell will gently embrace you and you two will have a conversation about it, sorting things out. When you snuggle into him, though, he’s caught off guard, but he picks you up and sets you in his lap so it’s easier for you to cuddle. He doesn’t ask any questions either- Fell is just going to take this the way it is, and he’s certainly going to like it.


++ Sans ++

Berry doesn’t understand why you hold yourself so defensive against him. You guys have been dating for a while, he’s even shown you some of his weak side, so why can’t you do the same? He’s confused as to why you don’t like being touched, and you don’t have much of an explanation.. you just flat out don’t like it. This seems like an excuse to him and it makes him upset, and that’s not at all what you intended. Later that day, to make it up to him, you snuggle up next to him, and Berry tells you not to force yourself to do something that you don’t like. But you shake your head and whisper to him that it’s because you trust and love him, and boy, does this send his ego flying upward. He puts and arm around you and the two of you cuddle together. He finally gets into it and becomes submissive after 15 minutes, cuddling underneath your arm and nuzzling into you- this is one of the only times you’ll get him to be submissive. Be careful though, sometimes his nuzzles can become aggressive.

++ Papyrus ++

Rus is a very cuddly kind of guy in general. He’ll snuggle up to people that he’s just friends with, too, and he’s a hugger. It bothers him a little bit whenever you move away or tell him you feel uncomfortable, because he starts to think there’s something wrong with him. Is he becoming too dependent on physical contact? No, that’s silly, many people would hug him back.. so you’re unique, then. Rus becomes careful around touching you, and starts to let you approach him first, so that way he knows you want it. When you cuddle up close next to him, telling him that you just trust him when he asks, he pulls you close and holds onto you tight, not letting you go. Seriously, you’re stuck there. You try to get up to get a glass of water and Rus locks onto you, pulling you into his lap and not letting you go. You laugh and you warn him to stop, and he shakes his head, keeping you there. You guys practically have a cuddle war just sitting there, him holding onto you, and you trying to get out, but you love it. Eventually you just give up and curl up in his lap, head resting against his chest, telling Rus that he won. He’s very thankful that he won.

anonymous asked:

At the end of the interview he was saying how Niall is such a nice guy. I feel like no one ever really has anything bad to say about him and they always talk about how nice he is! I'd love to know him personally :/

literally EVERYONE loves him. they never have anything but nice things to say, compliments and praise and niall is just so lovely and charming and personable to everyone he meets….he’s just a GREAT person. everyone is his friend no matter who you are or how you’ve met. how amazing that must feel. what a guy!

Holy shiiiiiiit I actually reached 250 followers? 


I don’t know what to say honestly–no wait I do. 

thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou thank you! 

I never thought that this blog that was made in February of this year to get so much love and attention, but you guys have given me so much love and support and nice to someone boring like me! 

Makes you glad that I did make my Xander blog eh? I almost didn’t make it because of a bad experience from an old roleplay community I was in for 4-5 years, but with the little push by my friends in real life ( shout out to Meg @vallablooded and Neo @golden-eyed-servant love you two! <3 ) I made his blog and here I am. 

I promised you guys I would make a post about why I love Xander and why he’s in character of three routes ( because if anyone knows me for a while on this blog knows I ain’t chicken to talk positive about Fates )

Once again, I can’t thank you, my followers, enough for giving this blog so much life and while I am still learning to interact with others because of shyness and again, my experience from my old community, but I hope one day I will be able to talk more, and please, people who are shy of me–please come into my askbox, just drop any ask meme that catches your eye or start a little something with Xander–I will look into your blog about your muse and will interact! 

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anonymous asked:

Do you think Louis does research of possible collabs before working with him? Or do you think it's a coincidence the two people he chose to work with are so great? Because it seems like Louis knows his fans enough to know they'd look into the past of anyone he works with and be very vocal about it? Or do you think he's just working with people who happen to be lovely

All of the above, honestly. He’s going to be very aware of things like the person’s image and the way they interact with fans, but they’ve got to musically be compatible as well. So he can’t just pick the nice people and ignore the rest.

I mean, I doubt he had a real choice when it comes to Digital Farm Animals since the guy is a Syco act that’s just getting started, so I’m sure that was pushed on him. But Bebe? I think he knew exactly who and what he was getting with her :)

anonymous asked:

Holly I need advice I have recently got back with my boyfriend who wanted to her back with me coz he claimed he couldn't live without me we have been going out for a month now. At the start he was really nice always wanted to see me and spoke to me on the phone but lately he's been making no effort what so ever and just talking to me and having no respect for me I just don't know what to do:( I told him I wasn't happy and he just ignored how I was feeling I don't know what to do 😕😞

You need to leave if your not happy sweetie, it’s so important to be happy and happy in life. You can’t let a guy ruin that. Just proves he isn’t the one! 💘

i just love how there was such a stark contrast between jake telling amy he still has feelings for her (”i know you’re with teddy and nothing is going to happen, i just wanted you to know”) vs teddy telling amy he still has feelings for her (”why are you with him” “will you marry me”)


SHINE FOREVER dance practice
↪ Shownu focus

  • Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
  • Me: *putting on makeup*
  • Guy: You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.
  • Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?
  • Guy: Well, yea.
  • Me: Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?
  • Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*
  • Guy: Um.
  • Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.

What bothers me the most about the “friendzone” interpretation of Snape, it’s not the mischaracterisation of Snape himself, but the complete lack of understanding what a “friendzone” guy is.

Do you think a friendzoned guy would accept the refusal, yet still be envolved in the well-being of the girl, endanger his life trying to save hers, and then watch over her kid until his very end? Nope, the friendzoned guy would have whined, used his pain to touch another girl, got rejected 4546th times until his tragedy becomes the consistency of rejection and not a particular rejection itself, and after her death, would have passed by her ravaged house, rise his fedora, said out loud “this is what you get when you marry assholes” and at the pub he’d have sighed deeply with his boys wondering : “why do women always prefer to get killed by Dark Lords instead of dating Nice Guys” and all the boys would have nodded because it happened to four of them so that’s the proof, women just prefer get killed in wars, how strange yet fascinating creatures, so mysterious, so killable.