he is my favourite omg

If it makes you less sad, I’ll move out of the state
You can keep to yourself, I’ll keep out of your way

  • Person: omg he's my favourite psychopath!!!
  • Me: *eye twitches*
  • Person: omg I love that villain, he's such a psychopath!
  • Me: *neck turns slowly*
  • Person: this is my list of top 10 psychopaths-
  • Me: THAT VILLAIN IS NOT A PSYCHOPATH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PSYCHOPATH IS???? Half the "psychopaths" you love aren't psychopaths, they are sociopaths. Stop. Calling. Every. Villain. A. Psychopath. Research what a psychopath is before you start putting every villain that murders people under the label of a psychopath. Self educate.
Life Is Strange

so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.

*3 hours later*

Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max 
choice one: Kiss Chloe                      
choice two: don’t kiss Chloe

me: ooooh yeeesss finally
boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one* 

both: awwwwwwwwwww 
both: 

Originally posted by goldenfluffy

I FEEL LIKE CORAN'S STARTING TO BUILD FANS AND I FEEL BAD BECAUSE IT'S LIKE:
  • Coran: *Pony tail intensifies*
  • Me, already a Coran fan and hiding my hair which is now shorter than Coran's: *looks up* oh coran got younger through the void? oool. Can't wait for this to get interesting
  • Fandom: cORAN IS MY FAVOURITE NOW omG HE'S SO H O -
  • Me: Okay but where have you been season 1-
youtube

Perfect performance of ONE KISS omg. I’ve missed singer!Jae so much and he’s looking so fine like woah. All tanned and muscular.

anonymous asked:

Do you think you can write like, a VERY short dabble on Justice dealing with catcallers? Either in Awakening or DA2, which ever you like.

(Okay ngl I kinda jumped at the opportunity to write this instead of working on my currently piling up WIPs because I LOVE WRITING JUSTICE SO MUCH OMG, he’s actually my favourite to write, and I never bloody well get to. So thank you nonny, for giving me the opportunity to write about the precious angry spirit bae beating up assholes. This is a good day. Ahaha whoops this isn’t short at all oh well)

[Also on AO3]

Anders was on his way back to his clinic from the Hanged Man, where he’d somehow been convinced to play a few rounds of Wicked Grace this afternoon, when he heard some sort of commotion ahead on the street. He could hear several male voices, but couldn’t yet discern what they were saying. He stopped for a moment, readying himself for trouble, before moving forward to see what was happening.

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