he is my drugs

A couple years ago I was on vacation with my entire family and my cousin was like 11 and called himself the chosen one and started dubbing everyone like ‘chosen one #37578’ ect. And one time we got a pizza and when the pizza guy got there my cousin got this thoughtful look and said 'You. You are chosen one #2. My second in command.’ And the pizza guy looked so touched

Be More Chill Characters as Explained By My 23 yr Old Brother

He was shown a few pictures and has minimal knowledge of the plot and characters. The result was beautiful.

JEREMY: This… this Where’s Waldo looking twink. He has a desk in an overhead light so he’s probably somewhat important. He’s lonely because all of his friends are gay and he’s not– until the end. He’s gay for the other guy at the end. Probably looks up Dear Evan Hansen fan fiction– Im like 80% sure. He wishes his life were more than just lamenting over his waifus.

SQUIP: Oh god where is his arm- is this one Michael? He’s coming onto that other guy hard so that has to be Michael. -picture switched- oh no that’s the villain- thats a fucking villain pose. That’s a batman villain looking out over his henchman, this robby rotten motherfucker. That’s the drug? He’s like Tim Curry from Fern Gully but instead of pollution he makes people gay and horny.

MICHAEL: Shit his lips are so pink- if that isn’t a main focus or an arch this is written wrong. He’s gay, so I assume this one is Michael and he’s perfect and everyone loves him. He’s essentially the gay guy from Scott Pilgrim and he’s all of the fanfic author’s fantasies come true.

CHRISTINE: Generically sweet– wait this was written by a man, right? Yeah- Then yeah, generically nice. I’m split between “is the voice of reason” and “gets super corrupted by drug and thats the breaking point”  

RICH: I assume he’s a bit dorky. He’s Trying to stand out to impress sexy gym people and gets fucked up because of it.

JAKE: This guy- This fucking Disney Channel protagonist– he pretends to have sex with all the girls so hard it breaks his legs, but he really broke them because of little buff man. He’s the sexy gym people.

CHLOE: Brunette is popular- very very bi. Bitchy heathers vibe. probably a love interest

BROOKE: Also bi. She’s supportive and probably talks the other one into doing shit like “Hey wanna make out?” They do because Tumblr would love that.

Beat    are they sisters    No they’re best-    oh thank god

JENNA: She’s the pop culture bitch that makes a bunch of references and doesn’t leave you alone. enough said.


Bonus-

in response to the picture of squipped Jake: Jock who fucked tiny buff guy is scaring other couple because they are gayer. He is high on the robby rotten tic tac. Gay couple is terrified – but mystified – by crutch flight power up.

i don’t know how to insert a readmore in mobile so you’re going to have to deal with this post. bear with me. i don’t understand why ds9 fandom casts garak as some sort of suave oscar wilde daddy dom when he’s clearly the kind of older man who gets trashed at a casino at 3pm on thursdays and tips dabo boys extra to hold him while he cries

the first thing we ever see him do is beeline over to the very shiniest twink from a nation comprised solely of shiny twinks (while he’s fucked up on space oxy btw) like “hey, i usually don’t approach people from space grindr in crowded public places before noon like this, but i haven’t had sex in nine years, so hmu if you ever want to…. ‘visit my tailoring shop’……… as they say.” he’s not that smooth.

imo that’s the very thing that makes g/b so great. like while garak IS technically a dangerous feminine powerful enemy spy, which as we all know is julian bashir’s charmingly bisexual fetish, even when bashir runs into ops for the first time like “I THINK GARAK IS A SPY AND WE CAN LEARN ALL MANNER OF SPY SECRETS FROM HIM” jadzia is immediately like “bro maybe but i’m pretty sure he mostly just wants to s your d.” and it’s actually incredibly magical that it even works!! ONLY fucking julian “teach for america” bashir would look at this portly middle-aged disaster of lizard man like “holy shit, i finally found my very own bond girl, holy shit, my dream.“ i honestly honestly just don’t think people understand the central themes of star trek: deep space nine at all

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stop…flirting

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I saw a neat clothing swap meme on a japanese twitter??? Basically draw each character in your support team, but wearing the clothing of the person to the right.

Bonus: George and Jeanne because they didn’t all fit on the team. :

(1/3) “In every sense she was the perfect mom. She always tried to encourage me when I was younger. I was really shy, so she always worried about me being alone. She would ask things like: ‘Have you met anyone at school?’ or ‘Does anyone like the same things you do?’ She always knew when something was wrong. I never had to tell her anything. But Dad was the opposite. He ignored me. He never did anything wrong. He wasn’t an alcoholic. He wasn’t violent. He was just nothing—like a chair or a piece of furniture. His only idea of fatherhood was going to work. He never reacted to anything in my life. Not the good things, or the bad things. He didn’t react to me staying out late. He didn’t react when I experimented with drugs and alcohol. I made my mom very sad by trying to get my dad’s attention. A few years ago I got hit by a car. When I woke up from my coma, I called home to tell my parents what happened. My father answered the phone. I told him everything. All he said was: ‘Your mother is asleep right now. You can call her tomorrow.’ That hurt me worse than being hit by the car.”

(Santiago, Chile)

From rags to riches in 2.6 seconds flat

My friend is our dm and is trying his hand at going from premade to homebrew. In the initial set up he had my character (Eronis, a half elf Druid) concoct a psychedelic drug that makes you have a sort of “spirit walk”, so to speak. He made way more that what was ordered and decided to sell this through the province over a three week span. Here’s how the setup conversation basically went.

Dm: okay so you made like 750 gallons of this stuff. You sold your 300 gallons to your buyer and now have 450 remaining. How much do you want to sell it for and in what amounts?

Me: 8-10 oz vials at 45-60 gold depending on how far it has to travel.

After some math.
Dm: okay so you sell 71% of your stock and after the sale to the group who hired you, that brings you and the rest of the criminal entourage to a grand total of 30,000 gold pieces. Congrats. You’re fucking rich.

Me: I hereby elect myself kingpin.

can we take a moment to remember that mycroft was there helping sherlock through his lowest times, when sherlock was young, bored out of his mind, his life lacking a sense of purpose and the only thing that appealed to him was drugs. can you imagine how many times sherlock couldn’t stand the boredom and took a syringe to his arm? 

can you imagine how many times Mycroft stayed up late, at home waiting for sherlock, wondering if where his baby brother is, wondering if he was okay? 

can you imagine Mycroft running around london, trying to find sherlock and eventually finding him in a drug den, lying on the dingy floor, consciousness slipping in and out, overdosed drugged high out of his mind? 

can you imagine Mycroft carrying Sherlock home? trying to hide it from their parents coz he didn’t want them to see Sherlock in this state? can you imagine mycroft trying to protect sherlock, defending him when mummy holmes eventually found out about the drugs?

can you imagine mycroft rushing sherlock to the hospital, his voice shaky, having no trace of his usual composed self, whispering “stay with me sherlock… stay with me..” because he came home one night and found sherlock on the floor with a syringe not far from him and a paper loosely curled up in his hand, the list..

so instead of izzy being addicted to drugs, cl*mon, hurting raphael etc, can we please just have those scenes replaced with magnus doing magic or kicking ass please and thank you