he is my baby angel prince ok i will never not love him

boyfriend!Hoseok

find jungkook (here), v (here), yoongi (here) & jimin (here

  • hoseok, with as wild and open as he can be, is someone that romantically needs familiarity,,,,,,,like he’s the classic case of “oh no im in love with my best friend”
  • except he’s really good at hiding it from other members and people because yeah he initiates skinship with you, throws his hand around your shoulder when you’re showing him something on your phone, ruffles your hair, tells you you look cute when you wear something new or cut your hair, but hoseok is like this with literally everyone so you never know whose special to him ,,,,,,in that way
  • but hoseok plans his confession,,,,he doesn’t fall into his feelings headfirst like jimin or get straight to the point like yoongi,,,,,,he takes the time to learn what you like and who you are as a friend and then,,,,,when he feels like it’s right 
  • he asks you out and it feels like a shock,,,,because you?? hoseok chose ,,,,,,,you??
  • and it’s not secret that everyone always makes up assumptions about hoseok’s love life because with a personality so bright and so,,,,,hot,,,,,there’s got to be a long list of people willing to do hoseok’s every bidding
  • but here he is, standing in front of you with flowers on a saturday night and he wants you,,,,,,,to go on a date with him
  • and it’s a date that seems almost perfectly catered to you. hoseok remembers that movie you wanted to see,,,,,,he remembers that you like popcorn a certain way even if he doesn’t like it like that,,,,,,he knows that you always pick seats towards the middle of the row,,,,,,he gives you his jacket because the theater is cold
  • and after he knows what restaurant you’ve been dying to try,,,,,he picked a theater close to it,,,,,,he points out that he likes how you look in the lighting and that afterwords you guys should take a photo together to remember this day
  • when the waiter takes your order hoseok asks if the dish you’re getting has anything that you might get sick from and it’s so considerate?????
  • but that’s hoseok and ,,,,,,,he knows,,,,,,you,,,,,,he knows your quirks and habits and what you like and don’t like,,,,,,,,,,
  • and when he’s walking you home,,,,,,hoseok asks  you to close your eyes for a moment. he wants to give you a gift
  • and so  you do and you feel something drop into your hands and quietly you ask if you can open your eyes but he says,,,no there’s one more thing,,,,,,,
  • and that’s when you feel his hand on your cheek, gentle and delicate,,,,,,his warm breath and how he smells really good up close,,,,,,
  • “can i?” he asks for permission, just like a gentlemen and when you nod he kisses you with such softness???? such,,,,,,restraint because you can feel a chill go down your spine and his almost at the same time
  • and hoseok wouldn’t want to be rude and take it to far on the first date but if you grab him, open your eyes and ask him to kiss you again well,,,,,,
  • then hoseok takes a hold of your waist, lets you tangle your fingers in his hair and he kisses you the way he’s been dreaming of kissing you for soooooo long and you can see his restraint is broken,,,,and your lips are both going to be swollen,,,,,but it doesn’t matter because
  • now hoseok knows another thing about you: you,,,,get weak in the knees for his lips hehe
  • and hoseok is such a charmer,,,,,you get home and you’re still giddy over everything and you get a text that just reads “my angel, goodnight~” 
  • and just that makes you fall over onto your bed with hearts in your eyes because,,,,,,,,,,oh god you’ve liked hoseok for so long and finally,,,,finally he’s shown you that you’re,,,,the one he likes too
  • but hoseok has a bad habit of being selfless and you learn this over the course of your dates where sure you two will do things you like,,,,,,,but you never hear hoseok as much as mention what he wants to do
  • so that’s why you always ask hoseok that instead of doing something for yourself or whatever how about you two do something new???
  • and hoseok loves this,,,,,because hoseok likes going out and being active and you guys throw away the notion that you have to stick to what you know to have fun
  • like sure why not go to the new amusement park, get scared on the rides together and scream your lungs out while holding hands????? a new rollerskating rink is open,,,,,can either of you roller skate????? what does it matter! you have each other!!! a cafe just got opened and they have raccoons??? ok hoseok might be a little frightened but he wants to go and wow now you guys get to tell everyone in bts you petted a raccoon named sylvester like,,,,,,,life is for living so why not do it together with the person you trust the most
  • and hoseok every now and then will pull out the romantic,,,,picnic by han river, cuddling under the stars thing that you like but you always make sure to set up a nice date at the practice studio where you and hoseok put on random music and dance around while no one else is there
  • namjoon once walked in on you guys dancing and hoseok was doing a handstand while you were holding his ankles and namjoon was like,,,,,,,,,ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,im out
  • and you and hoseok were like,,,,,,we might have scarred him,,,,,oh well
  • but what hoseok is really the best at,,,,i mean he’s the best at everything, but what he does that no one else has ever done for you is he supports you with his entire heart.
  • he never has doubts about your dreams and he never makes you feel like something is impossible. he trusts your decisions and gives his wholehearted love to you,,,,,,,
  • if you have a dream, hoseok shares that dream with you. that never changes about him
  • even if everyone else tells you you’re pushing it, even if they’re your family or close friends, hoseok will tell you with all his honesty that he thinks you can achieve anything
  • he’s always smiling, arms open to hold you, in your times of needs and that kind of emotional support is something that isn’t common. not the the level of hoseok
  • and sure he worries about your safety and well-being but he knows your potential and he does everything for you to know it too,,,,,,like how can somebody embody the word positive - idk but hoseok does 
  • and being around him never makes you feel weaker or discouraged because hoseok respects you,,,,,,,,and wants you to succeed 
  • he puts you before himself and it’s so lovely to have someone whose first thought when you tell them you want to try something is “do it! ill be behind you, supporting you the whole way!”
  • the sad part is,,,,,,hoseok fails to support himself the way he supports others but that’s ok because now he has you!!!! 
  • people see him for his smile, his athleticism, his never ending cheer but hoseok is honestly hard on himself. and you catch it in how he refers to himself as “ugly” or “unwanted”,,,sure he might say it jokingly but you know better
  • and when you’re alone, you can see the darkness the festers inside of him sometimes and that’s when you tell him how much he means to you. how you’re not joking when you tell him he’s the sun,,,,,he’s everything warm,,,,,,he’s kind and handsome and so so so so talented and that his family, his friends, and you are so proud that he’s here. all that he’s achieved and more
  • and hoseok cries sure ,,,,,, but when you give him that comfort and that assurance he just holds  you so tightly because you are everything precious to him and he is everything precious to you
  • and with each other you can really do anything,,,,,,,
  • and WOW that WAS EMOTIONAL,,,,,,but seriously as hoseok’s significant other you have to give him all this love because he deserves it. buckets and buckets of love. but yes on to the cute parts of boyfriend!hoseok
  • he loves giving you compliments and cheesy-gooey-lovely nicknames,,,,,,,,,,he loves it so much every damn week your name in his phone changes to something cute and sugary followed by every heart emoji avilable
  • and jungkook was like “hoseok, i want to call you s/o what’s their name in your phone?” and when hoseok said it out loud jungkook was like u know what nvm im not calling some named honey bunny all that is my heart -______-
  • you once played a trick and hoseok was like whats my name in your phone!!!! and you were like oh it’s just hoseok and he got all pouty and sulked and asked hoW could you do that to him
  • but you were like baby im joking it’s ‘prince of my heart, i love you 2 the moon and back’
  • hoseok had literally lighted up like a christmas tree and pulled you into his lap to give you eskimo kisses and tickle your sides for tricking him but he was smiling the whole time,,,,,,,,
  • he really likes it when you tell him about your day and you get to something frustrating and you get all cutely animated and he’s just grinning and you’re like!!!!!!!! it’s not funny
  • and hoseok is like no no it’s not,,,,,,you’re just so adorable i can’t help myself
  • and you hit him playfully but he catches your hand and kisses it you’re like rolling your eyes,,,,,,but it’s so sweet
  • but seriously hoseok loves when you’re open and truthful with him,,,,,,,communication is everything to him
  • to the point that you two can be sitting in silence, you’re in between his legs with your head on his chest texting on your phone 
  • and he’ll just lean to whisper in your ear that right now, he loves you so much like it’s random and whatever but he just has the need to say it
  • knows you like a specific kind of cologne on him so he carries it with him everywhere,,,,,,even if he’s far away from you he has it with him
  • knows your takeout order by heart
  • you know his by hear too
  • yoongi: this is the epitome of love, knowing that your s/o wants menu number 4 on sundays and menu number 2 on mondays.
  • hoseok and u: can’t tell if yoongi is being sarcastic but thanks yoongi
  • hoseok tells  you about how he really just wants to make his mom proud so sometimes when he’s practicing you take videos and send them to her
  • and hoseok finds out and is like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why!!!!!!!! and you’re like “because your mom said she likes seeing you dance!!!!!”
  • and hoseok is like,,,,,,,,,heart shattering because you’re so cute,,,,,how are you so damn cute
  • takes pics of pretty things he sees on tour and is like “reminds me of you!” 
  • loves to buy things for you,,,,,,like you’ll be like don’t i don’t need anything!!! but he has an impulse to spoil you,,,,,that’s just how he is hehe
  • looks super hot coming back from practice,,,you know wet hair from sweating and low hanging tank top and he knows you’re into it so he’ll send you selfies in the mirror and you’re like !!!!! don’t tease me jung hoseok
  • and he’s just like,,,,,,wish you were here ;)))
  • but intimacy with hoseok is really just again about trust and being there for one and other and hoseok has the capability to be so gentle and loving when you need him to make you feel good because the day has been shitty and whatnot
  • but hoseok can also snap,,,,,and become this sensual,,,pleasure above all person with kisses that burn into your skin and a grip so hard and so needing that it makes your head spin
  • but like anything, he puts you first and sometimes you seriously have to flip him over and be like “ok, my turn - no no no hoseok stay down”
  • likes it when you wear his accessories more than his clothing (because you’re better without the clothing cough i didn’t say that) but he thinks it’s cute when you wear like a bracelet of his or that time you stole the keychain off his bag
  • and it was the keychain of the hiphop monster version of jin and you were like hehe so cute but hoseok was like ,,,,,here take this one instead
  • and traded that jin version for his and you were like you’re right,,,i should carry you my boyfriend around with me instead
  • hoseok,,,,blushing,,,,,,,,,,but also smiling because being called your boyfriend makes him so happy
  • concentrates when watching dance videos and his mouth is always open, tongue peeking out and you’re like dammit hoseok and he’s like huh
  • and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,what no i didn’t say anything and he’s still eyes glued to the screen like uhuh and you’re just like seriously what how is he so hot he’s literally not doing anything and im turned on????
  • hoseok’s magic wooo
  • yoongi is especially fond of you for taking care of hoseok and he won’t admit it but you guys are his favorite couple and when you get all pda and soft if jungkook opens his mouth yoongi shoves some candy into it and he’s like “let hoseok have this - do you understand me?”
  • you lay side by side with him when he’s tired and falling half asleep
  • and he’s at this stage where he’s just mumbling his answer and you’re just ever so quietly like hoseok,,,,,,,,are you made of stars,,,,,how can you be so bright
  • and he mumbles and cuddles his head into your neck
  • and you hold him and you think he didn’t hear you but the next morning hoseok hums to himself about him?? made of stars??? if that’s true,,,,,,you’re made of gold
  • and you overhear him and blush like i,,,,,,,im gonna go take a shower
  • hoseok: ok ill come with you!!!!
  • hoseok scribbles lyric ideas down on random scraps of paper that he can forget about but you collect them and tape them up in your room and when hoseok sees he’s like ???? you keep them
  • and you’re like shrugging and telling him you love reading what he writs
  • and hoseok touches the paper and looks at you and you’re just standing there smiling and hoseok is like “i,,,,,i love you so much you know that right?”
  • you: yes you’ve said like the 53rd time today. not that im complaining i love hearing it!
  • hoseok the type to buy you three bouquets of flowers so big that he can’t see in front of him when he’s walking down the street tbh,,,,,,,,,,
  • also last but not least,,,when hoseok wears glasses and is reading or at the cafe with you it literally takes all your might not to kiss him so hard because he looks SOOO CUTE 
  • boyfriend hoseok ,,,,,,is everything ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Just A Nightmare

Request: Omg could you please do something Where what happened in tonight’s episode with Cas happens, but it’s the reader’s dream and she wakes up and Cas is right there and completely fine and he comforts and cuddles her?? I need this so much rn

Pairing: Castiel x reader

Word Count: a little less than 1k. I know it’s short, but I think it gets the job done.

Warnings: *SPOILERS FROM 12X23!* angst, but it gets resolved bc WE ALL NEED THIS FLUFF RIGHT NOW

x

You sat on the opposite side of Mary on the bed, squeezing Kelly’s hand as she got through another contraction. It was then that you heard Sam and Dean speaking in rushed, frantic tones outside, and you looked at Mary with worry in your eyes.

“Do you mind if I—“

“Go check on them,” she nodded. “I’ll stay here.”

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Jurgen Klopp and his 20+sons prt1

ok so i saw this being done for other teams and i thought oh hey dork fc needs one of those thus this happened, inspo taken from those posts 

jurgen klopp aka kloppo- manager dad to all the lads at lfc 

  • cuddler
  • angry bean
  • everyones fave
  • the meaning of passionate
  • loves his sons more than life
  • celebrates like a mad man
  • everyone wants him to be there manager tbh, u cant have him hes ours
  • will defend these boys better than they can defend 

Jordan Henderson aka hendo

  • captain
  • ANGRY BEAN, 
  • will fight u and win
  • a good man 
  • liverpool is his fave city and his face was priceless when he said it, fans died 
  • bosses the midfield like he invented the midfield 
  • captain dork, he takes after stevie, its a thing 

james milner aka the purest man alive

  • vice captain 
  • can play everywhere; has played everywhere
  • got hate but is our best player
  • underappreciated
  • scored from on his ass one time, it was glorious 
  • a smol

adam lallana, aka llama

  • resident fluff ball
  • award winning sarcastic clapper
  • need ripped jeans??? call adam 
  • quick feet lallana
  • celebrates by clinging to u, aka koala adz 
  • kloppo’s fave son and neighbour 

Philippe Coutinho aka lil magician

  • EVERYONE LOVES HIM
  • E V ER Y ON E 
  • will score worldies and celebrate like theres no tomorrow
  • hes a smol w a child
  • P U R E , 
  • not pure on the pitch tho he will end u before u can even blink 
  • samba dancer

sadio mane aka supermane

  • u think ur fave is good till u see mane and u realise they dont even compare :DDD
  • will destroy ur team
  • literal superman
  • one time we saw him cry and our hearts still arent healed
  • will save u and ur dumb ass team 

robeto firmino aka bobby or angel :)

  • had a magical ponytail that had scoring powers which he cut off  
  • he then lost those scoring powers (im lying he still has them)
  • will defend better than ur fave defender
  • blinding white teeth
  • is still a child w children
  • loves to party, all the time
  • samba dancer 2.0

Georginio Wijnaldum aka the brightest star in the universe 

  • blinding smile, its so beautiful
  • bosses midfield
  • will save our ass
  • hes so pure and sweet
  • sang 3 lil birds w a child, it was great
  • neighbours w klavan, gets in trouble for playing loud music

steven gerrard aka captain fantastic

  • in my head he isnt retired 
  • what even is retirement
  • is prolly kloppo’s fave
  • dad to the u18′s
  • we all still cry over him
  • shush he still counts ok

daniel sturridge aka dancing queen

  • dance dance dance all the time
  • u think u kno cool but ull never reach studge’s level of cool
  • won the hip hop battle twice , is v proud of it 
  • a good man ok
  • deserves more 
  • and by more i mean no fucking injuries

lucas leiva aka sunshine leiva

  • the epitome of sunshine
  • UNLUCKEEEEEEEEE
  • been here forever
  • had a party for it
  • tried to score v everton and made kloppo laugh 
  • he finally scored after 6789 years and it was GREATTTTT, highlight of the season tbh
  • dad to the brazillians and the spanish puppy

joe gomez aka jomez or the tiny prince 

  • when he came here he was so good
  • then he got hurt smh, 
  • a puppy
  • did the hiphop battle w studge, came 2nd, 
  • EMINEM IS GINGERRRRRR, WHEN WAS EMINEM GINGER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • an actual baby 

link to part 2 

The Joker x Reader- “Without Wings”

Each villain gets a protective spirit, kind of like a guardian angel but…not really. The Joker is a handful, that’s why nobody wants the job. Lucky him you love challenges so you’ll take him under your wings (so to speak since you don’t have any; it just sounds nice).

When the Ace Chemicals incident happened, The Joker’s guardian just left him, fed up with the difficult task of keeping him out of danger so there was nobody watching over The Clown Prince of Crime. You felt the urge to help and stepped in right away because you absolutely love tough assignments.

He almost drowned in that vat but you pulled him out in time. J didn’t see too much before he lost consciousness: just a shadow he assumed it was one of his henchmen (not too much to see anyway since you’re shapeless). You felt so bad about his misfortune – no villain is supposed to be without protection at any given time. You tried to make it up to him by making his eyes a more intense blue and blessed him with a lot of eerie beauty. A guardian spirit is not allowed to change anything about a villain’s personality so you didn’t.

Holy crap, is it hard to keep him out of trouble or what? He’s so reckless, impulsive and temperamental now you realize why nobody wanted him. But you never lost a villain on your watch and you’re not going to start now.

At the present moment you are very concerned about his girlfriend: she was actually sent to assassinate him and he has no clue. For once somebody got under his skin and it worries you. Things are really getting out of hand: she already tried to kill him twice last week.

When she gave The Joker the poisoned grape juice, you tripped him and he spilled it all over his new suit. Man, he had such a fit and it was fun to watch: you always enjoy his tantrums. When she tried to inject him with the toxin in his sleep, you slapped her hand and she dropped the syringe. You broke it to pieces and she was so intrigued: how can plastic shatter like that?!

Bitch, don’t mess with someone under my safekeeping!!

Tonight she will try again and you are so done! You are seriously considering taking over her body, this way you can watch J all the time: he certainly needs extra care and attention. Last time you did this for somebody was about 200 years ago and you recall you didn’t enjoy your mortal adventure too much. Plus, if you decide to do it, you’ll be stuck like that for a year, then you have only a two days window to go back to the Shadow World. If not, you’ll be confined in the body until it dies.

Not very nice options but it’s nighttime and she will make her move soon.

Shit, might as well.

You materialize by their bed and float there for a while, considering all the alternatives and finally determine:

HERE WE GO!

You open your eyes and blink a few times, adjusting to your new status. The Joker senses you’re wiggling around and moves his hand from your waist to your breasts, mumbling something in his sleep.

Watch it, mortal! And you move his hand lower. J feels that and slides his fingers down your tummy, trying to get inside your bikini.

Seriously, human, keep your hands at home. You move his hand away.

A very low growl and he shoves himself into you, opening his eyes for a few seconds. Since you can see in the dark, you have to congratulate yourself: you did such an amazing job on that shade of blue!

“Why are you still awake, Princess?” J yawns, snoozing shortly after.

I just got here, you want to say but you don’t. You never sleep anyway. You turn towards your protégé and carefully remove the blanket off him to admire that eerie beauty you blessed him with a while ago. Yep, you did very good: that pale skin is flawless and all those tattoos amplify the whole ensemble gorgeously.

The Joker is such a light sleeper: you were cautious yet he felt you move the cover and woke up, reaching over to kiss you.

How weird, you back out a bit and he wraps you in his arms.

“What is it, Doll? Wanna go again? I am tired as hell but I can make an exception for you,” he grins, taking a deep breath.

Go where?! It’s in the middle of the night.

“Nooooo,” you mutter because you can tell he needs to rest. Why would he want to get up and go somewhere?!

“OK then, Pumpkin, just let Daddy know if you change your mind, I’m not gonna let my girl hanging,” he stretches, groping you and placing your arms around his neck, this way his head rests on your cleavage.

“U-hum,” you agree, confused, not having a clue what he’s referring to.

He suddenly kisses you one more time and it irritates you: keep your lips at home, mortal! Such a strange sensation; it’s been forever since you’ve been inside a human body. Very interesting, what is it really?! Without even noticing you kiss him back and he moans, groping you again.

“You’re such a naughty girl, Y/N; come on, let’s go again then, you’re making Daddy all worked up,” he purrs, breaking apart from your lips with his eyes closed.

Where does he want to go?! He’s worn out and it shows.

“We can go tomorrow, um… baby,” (that’s how that woman addressed J and it appeared he liked it).

What’s the rush? Just sleep and you can take me wherever you want in the morning.

“Are you sure, Doll?” he nuzzles in your long hair (well, hers), not really wanting to give up on the opportunity.

“Of course I’m sure, we can go tomorrow, you’re exhausted,” you reply, playing with his green locks, completely oblivious at the meaning of his statement. All these things you feel are overwhelming but so far it’s not as bad as you remember. Probably need to get reused to everything.

“You know we will!” he promises, cuddling to your chest while you keep on caressing that green hair and you have to admit you’re happy he’s going to take you somewhere  fun on your first day as a mortal.

********************

He keeps on staring at you all day, intrigued.

“What is it?” mortal, you want to add but decide to skip it.

“Something about you changed, Doll. You look sooooo beautiful,” he licks his lips, enticed.

Of course I’m beautiful since I blessed this body with my presence, duh.
“Did you change your hair?” he evaluates your assets, trying to guess on what it is.

“Nahhh,” you keep on playing with her cellphone, mesmerized. Wow, this is absolutely fabulous! This piece of technology must be the greatest invention ever on the planet!

“Did you change your makeup?” The Joker insists and walks on the street, trying to get in the limo and you follow, scrolling down all those interesting pages on Google, catching up with what’s going on with humanity these days.

“No, baby, I didn’t.”

“What is it then? Drives me nuts! What changed?” J is not even paying attention to the cars passing so close by and he still stands there, keeping the door opened so you can get in.

“Watch out,” you calmly warn, yanking him close to you just in time before a car almost hits him.

“Jesus, that was close!” he cracks his neck and slaps your butt as an encouragement to enter the limousine. “Thank you, Pumpkin.”

“It’s my job”, you admit, not taking your gaze off your phone.

“What was that?” he grins once he gets in the car by you.

“I said no problem,” you repeat, changing your tune. J takes the cell out of your hand and hides it in his jacket.

“Stop playing with it, Princess, and pay attention to me.”

You whimper, unhappy your toy is gone for the moment.

“Tonight you’re in for some special treatment, Doll,” he winks and you lean your head on his shoulder, bored. “I’m in the mood for some crazy stuff.”

“You’re taking me to that place you wanted to go last night?” you innocently inquire.

“Ahhhh, I love it when you tease me, Kitten,” The Joker roars in your ear, biting it.“Daddy will take you to places you’ve never been before,” he slaps your thigh, aroused.

How cool, my human will take me somewhere awesome tonight.

“You swear?” you double check, excited, unaware of what’s in store for you.

“Always,” J pulls on your bottom lip and you move closer to him. “Lemme take a picture of you, Y/N,” he takes out his phone, “I need a new screen saver… … … Hm, I think there’s something wrong with my phone,” he frowns at the image and tries again. “I need a new one,” he puckers his lips, unhappy. “Look!” he shows you the image and you see the dark shadow covering half of your face.

That’s me, silly, you smile and encourage him to take another picture, making sure your ethereal being doesn’t show this time.

“See? I told you there is nothing wrong with your phone,” you giggle and he is very content with the new screensaver of his pretty Doll.

********************                        

Ohhhhhhhhh, so that’s what your villain meant when he said he’ll take you places: probably an understatement anyway. Wow, that was really wild! It seemed he enjoyed himself immensely and you don’t know where you stand yet; can’t say you disliked it though. I guess something else to get used to in a human body, no big deal.

Your head is resting on his abs, your feet high on all the pillows while you examine all the bites and hickeys on your body, not pleased with what J did.

“My God, Y/N, you were so feral !!! You scratched me quite badly, look!” he proudly shows you the marks you left on his pale skin.

You asked for it mortal; you can’t do that to me and get away with it!

The Joker messes with your hair for a little bit, then you try to get up and he won’t let you.

“Hey, Pumpkin, wanna go again?” he purrs, attempting to snatch you but his left hand is still handcuffed to the bed so he can’t move too much.

“Go where?” you pout, not in the mood to get out of the penthouse.

“I love it when you tease me, com’ere!” J signals you with his finger and you crawl on top of him because he seems to like that along with the kissing thing. “You can take advantage of me, hm? Go crazy, I’ll let you!” he lifts his head to bite your neck and you dodge his lips, annoyed:

“You’ll let me??! I don’t need your permission, mortal!” you snarl at him, biting his shoulder, calling him that out loud.

“That’s a good one, Y/N; are we playing roles? I can be the mortal and you can be…”

“Kind of like your guardian angel, no wings though,” you give him an evil glance, actually saying the truth but he wouldn’t know.

“Oh, goody, yeah, that works,” he moans, too horny to concentrate on what just came out of your mouth.

Ohhhhhhh, so that’s what your villain meant by “going again.” You really need to get up to speed with all this earthling talk that seems way to unnecessary complicated sometimes. As soon as you get your cell phone back, you’re on it!

** He wakes up in the middle of the night and distinguishes your body shape by the window, mumbling words he can’t understand and softly chuckling to yourself.

“Prinnncessss,” J whines, rubbing his eyes, “what are you doing?”

“Nothing, go back to sleep, I’ll be there in a minute!” you urge him, taking a deep breath, not thrilled you got interrupted.

You are actually communicating with another protective entity; I guess in human words you could call IT best friend and IT is assigned to safeguard Jonny Frost.

“My mortal needs me, “ you whisper in the Shadow World’s language not meant for human ears anyway. Your “friend” understands and vanishes, not that anybody can see IT to start with; only you have the ability since you’re the same.

You crack a few bones and go to bed, which is dull because you never doze off.

“I can’t sleep without you,” The Joker grumbles, and you oblige, taking him in your arms and squeezing him really tight. You even have one leg around his waist and you cling to his body like there’s no tomorrow.

I like my human, he gets so needy but he can’t help it, you reckon, placing soft kisses all over his forehead; you know he enjoys this kind of stuff. You hug him even tighter and he chokes, coughing a few times.

“Baby Doll, I can’t breathe,” he complains, half gone, and you loosen your embrace a bit.

“You’re a great villain,“ you praise in a very low voice but he can’t really understand since he’s snoozing.

“That’s nice, Kitten,” he mutters and you crush him in your arms again.

I really like my mortal, you smirk with such a devilish smile he cannot see and protectively watch him like a hawk all night, even if you don’t really have to.

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“Watch out,” you smoothly move J with your finger just an inch to his right and the bullet shrieks by his ear, ricocheting in the wall behind.

“What… the hell?!” he snaps at the hostages, pulling his gun out and shooting the rebel officer that dared commit such atrocity. “Anybody else wants to be a hero?!” he screams and has the worst temper tantrum ever during the heist.

Wow, you think, bedazzled.  This is even more fun to witness from so close, certainly one of the greatest villains ever.  

“Y/N, “ he comes in front of you, panting, super pissed from what just happened, “remind me to thank you tonight, yes? We can go as many times as you want,” J winks at you before restarting his rant and wreaking some havoc he makes sure they’ll never forget.

I know what that means, you gasp, proud you learned the difficult subtleties of this planet’s vocabulary.

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“Batsy’s coming, we should go right now,” you tell him, raising your voice so The Joker can hear you over the deafening music in the club.

“No, he’s not, he has no clue about this place,” he keeps you in his lap when you alert of the imminent danger.

“Batsy’s here,” you emotionlessly speak, bored to the maximum and you push him on the floor.“Watch out,” and the explosion in the front of the club makes the ground shake, a few pieces of sharp glass falling right on the spot where he sat a few seconds ago.

“Holy shit, Doll,” J gets all startled, both of you carefully creeping out of the VIP room and take the back exit before things worsen. Batsy really raided the place on a tip from an anonymous source but the evasive King of Gotham was nowhere to be found. AGAIN. How irritating!

**Nothing is going to happen to him under your watch, no way!

His impulsiveness and recklessness gets him in trouble very often, but you can manage: you’ve protected worse before.

One year will just fly by, half is already gone. YOU GOT THIS! **

******************

“Check out my new tattoo, Princess,” J uncovers his shoulder and you gulp, taken by surprise. He got two angel wings on top of your name tattooed on his collarbone. He likes to joke you’re his guardian angel because you bring him good luck. Pretty close, but not quite.

“I …I don’t have wings…but I like it,” you stutter, telling the truth, but The Joker believes you’re being funny.

“Since it seems you are my lucky charm, I thought you would appreciate this more than anything else, am I right?” he licks his lips when he notices how hypnotized you are with his new ink.

“Are you going to be ok when I’m gone?” the unexpected question comes and he rolls his eyes, scoffing.

“Bad mood again?” he wants to know and forcefully pulls you in his arms. “Look what I did for you, be grateful! You’re not going anywhere. Got it?”

I have to, my year will be up tomorrow and I don’t want to be stuck in this body until it dies. You really wish you could explain to The Joker but he won’t understand nor is allowed to know anyway.

“Stop talking nonsense, Doll, you’re making Daddy mad.”

“Why do you keep on calling yourself that?!” you inquire, gazing in his blue eyes.

You really, really did a great job with that shade!

“Because I’m your Daddy and you should call me that more often, you naughty little minx,” he kisses you roughly, grossly groping your butt.

The arrogance this human has! But he’s a good villain, that’s his forte.

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“Pumpkin, I can’t breathe,” he moans in his sleep and you loosen your embrace again.

You kiss the tattoo he got for you and he squirms a bit, ticklish.

My mortal likes me, you caress his green hair, getting ready to flee the body. She will take over again but won’t remember too much. That woman won’t have a memory of her mission to kill him so J should be safe. Plus, you’ll always watch over him since you are determined not to fail at your task.

“I’m going now,” you whisper and peck his cheek, ready to get out. “Don’t make my assignment of keeping you secure too hard… Daddy,” you softly laugh and he nuzzles in the crook of your neck, growling.

“You’re not going anywhere,” The Joker barely manages to hum.

“You’re awake?” you test the waters, intrigued.

“Nope,” he sniffles because he just heard bits and pieces, being so tired he can’t even wake himself up to properly talk to you.

Batsy chased him for a full hour around Gotham but he managed to escape since you were in the car also. Yeah, strange how he gets away when you are around; a real mystery!

“I have to go but…”

“No,” he opens one eye and since you can see in the dark, you notice.

“Sleep… you won’t even realize I’m gone,” you trace his Damaged tattoo with your index finger and he closes his eye, purring under your touch.

“I would notice…” J yawns, more awake but having a hard time focusing.

“You don’t even know what I’m talking about,” you giggle, amused he’s such a stubborn mule.

“I need my guardian angel,” he grumbles and you squeeze him really hard again, contemplating your choices.

“I don’t even have wings,” you widely smile but he’s in his trance and really speaks without knowing at this point.

“That’s fine…” and then tugs on your t-shirt. “Pumpkin… I can’t breathe…”

Right, you keep on forgetting you hold him too tight. Just being overprotective, that’s all. It’s your job.

I like my human, you grin, wanting to stay because he’s a good villain and I guess won’t be too bad being trapped alongside him in this body.

Heaven knows The Joker needs all the help he can get.

Even if the help doesn’t have any wings.


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anonymous asked:

Hey I love you! Your amazing I just found you and now I know love at first site is real? { Get it;) } will you marry me babe!! Anywho... I love when you recommend fics, I was wondering if you would rec some of your favorite bottom!harry fics? ^.^ it doesn't have to be smutty smutty just like young, innocent and like Harry is the more submissive in like just him everyday way?idk how to explain it hahaha just your favorite ones? That probably made no sense. Sorry

OMG. OMFG. I love you too anon !! (please come in my ask with you real url ! i want to know who you are!! I want to follow you !!). I love so much when I wake up with something like that on my ask !!

Anyyyyway.

(ahaha @louis2k15​, how could I not tag you on this post…)

Let’s start with some young and innocent Harry , smutty but not too much.

- nonstop earthquake dreams of you  : canon fic, X-factor era.

- Red brick heart :  Uni AU, Harry founds out he might be gay. (ok, there’s top!harry too at the end but the entire fic is really awesome)

- Give Me Truths : Uni AU (Louis is a psychology student with a tattoo count as high as his genius IQ. Harry is in a (sort-of) relationship with a homophobic man and hates himself a little more every day. Things fall apart and Louis puts him back together.)

-Want You More Than A : Falling in love with your step-brother’s best friend is a disaster enough. When he happens to be the boy everyone loves and you’re a nerd who wears sweater vests and cries during rom-coms, it takes it to a whole new level.

- feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream      : Royal/magic AU (I think it’s only bottom!Harry? m’not sure?)

- bring out feelings in me i never show      : Louis accidentally hires a felon to be his fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving.

- Sail Across Me : Pirate AU (Virgin Harry/first time)

- Just Lay With Me : the one in which Louis is the coach of Harry’s daughter’s football team and Harry likes Louis’ bum. One day there’s a parent football game and Louis, just maybe, starts hitting on Harry and, just maybe, Harry gives in.

- Web Me Harder  : Spiderman AU

In the Checkout Line : Louis is a cashier and Uni student. Harry is the awkward kid who comes through his line nearly every day. Louis knows that it’s just so he can talk to Louis, but he doesn’t say anything. He quite likes it. They become friends, and then maybe a bit more.

- truth be told, i never was yours : College AU in which Harry is a virgin and Louis is definitely not in love with him. One night, this all changes.

And now, some smutty bottom!Harry fics. Like porn without plot (i love this tag so much OMG)

- give you my fever    : x-factor era. harry’s never had an orgasm before, louis gives him his first .

- You’ll Breathe Me In (You Won’t Release)    : (and all the driving instructor serie) : Daddy!kink, Harry is 17 and Louis is 25.  And there’s so many kinks in it, god.

- i’ll fuck you like the devil    : Harry is 17, dresses as an angel for Halloween, and attends Louis’ Halloween party. Louis fucks him.

- wishing for rain as I stand in the desert : Louis is moving out of the flat he shares with Harry because Eleanor thinks they’re too co-dependent. Harry can’t let him leave

- feels so good getting what i want. : Harry is a slutty yoga teacher with his sights set on Louis and Louis wants to pull that long hair of his while he fucks him really hard from behind.

- Number One Fan : Cheerleader!Harry .

Hope this list is ok !

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anonymous asked:

Hey, can you recommend me some good malec fanfics? Don't care if it's fluff or smut (i heard you are a fan of botton!alec 😉 ) just tell me if there's anything good

MALEC FIC RECS #1 

Hello! Thank you for coming to me for this. I have lots of Malec recommendations! Right now I’m just going to give you some of the one’s I have in my new phone but maybe later I will add the one’s I have in my previous phones.

-This fanfics are a mix of a lot of things: fluff, angst, smut (yes, I’m a fan of bottom!Alec :D), some AUs, and some are very dark.

-I put some Notes to express my opinions and other stuff (they are kinda lame :p sorry haha) 

-Just click in the title to open the fic and if there’s an issue with the link just let me know. 

-I put how many chapters each story has and where is posted next to the title.

-They are not in order of how I like them or whatever, it was just how I found them, I put them here.

-Also I put a (*) before the fic title for the one’s I think you should really read!! The one’s I really loved the most of this list.

-I’m sorry if there’s some mistakes in my English, it’s not my native language.

Good Things Come To Those (Who Stutter In Front Of Their Crush) (1/1) (Ao3) 

Summary: Alec is fairly popular, he has his friends and his brother and sister, and no one seems to mind that he doesn’t talk that much. He’s not exactly shy, he’s just awkward and gets nervous around strangers.

Magnus is a senior, a year above Alec, and he’s quite possibly the most beautiful person Alec has ever laid eyes upon. The problem isn’t that he’s a year older, however. It’s that he has a girlfriend.

And, of course, if Alec ever was to start a conversation with Magnus, he’d probably trip over his own feet, stumble over his words, and faceplant into the ground … or something.

The embarrassment just isn’t worth it. Or is it?

Notes: This is a really sweet AU with a cute Alec with glasses.

* Reminiscent (33/33) (Ao3) 

Summary: I’m trivial. I’ve always believed I’m trivial. But he says that’s not true. He says I’m a lot more than trivial. He says I’ll always be more to him. He told me I’m his first of safe and risks. He told me I’m his first in his mind which shouts important and unnecessary recollections. He told me I’m his first of anything but trivial. And I can’t help but wanting to believe him.

Notes: This has a lot of angst, I’m serious. You suffer with this but like I love angst, wow, it was amazing. And the end… well, it ends with angst but also in a good way (?)

Religious Obligations (16/?) (Ao3) 

Summary: The Lightwoods have long since been cursed with corruptibility. In the year of the Angel 1645, Robert made a deal with the devil himself. In exchange for the security of his position, he took an oath to give one of his children. Now the Prince of Hell has come to collect.

Notes: I haven’t read the last chapters, I think I’m in chapter 13 but this story is so good! It has a lot of potential and the plot is really good and unique.

* Tale of Wolves (2/2) (Fanfiction.net) 

Summary: Alec was an Omega. And he had never expected his Alpha, Magnus, would pick him as mating partner. Warnings: Altered ABO, sexual content. A two-part story.

Notes: This is an Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamic fanfic, with mpreg mentioned. Smut. *spoiler* But also how Alec starts to get over his insecurities.

* The Moon wants to shine but the Sun is too bright (14/16) (Ao3) 

Summary: “I don’t like it”, said Magnus.

Alec looked at him with perplexity.

“You don’t like what ?”

“I don’t like it when people are touching my things !” he answered angrily.

Alec frowned, did someone touch Chairman Meow ? He didn’t notice the possessive glare of Magnus focused on him.

Notes: oKaY THIS STORY IS AMAZING! The summary doesn’t make justice to what the story is really about!! It’s amazing!!!! Right now everything is getting solved and I’m impatient for the next chapters!! Oh and angst hehe.

* Five Times Magnus Isn’t a Good Boyfriend And One Time He Is (1/1) (Ao3)

Summary: Being a high profile celebrity makes it difficult for Magnus to find enough time for his personal life. Alec’s feeling lonely after spending yet another night alone.

Or, in which Magnus is spending too much time at work, Alec confides in Chairman Meow, and Magnus tries to make everything better.

Notes: Slight angst but has a sweet end.

* Under Nobody’s Wings (23/?) (Fanfiction.net)  

Summary: The Circle which led by Jonathan Morgenstern was hunting Downworlders. Jonathan’s lover, Alec Ligthwood, suddenly showed up and asked Magnus for help with a baby in his arms. Said Warlock never expected the pain and love followed. Through their way to redemption, something developed between them. *Hints of abuse, sexual content and Mpreg

Notes: amazing plot!!!

Feeling Alive (1/1) (Ao3) 

Summary: Alec has one job and he intends to complete it.

Notes: zombie!au but I’m warning that is tragic. This author’s fics are really angsty but I love them. 

* Satellite (6/6) (Ao3) 

Summary: All Alec wanted was for his family to be safe. Unfortunately, a dangerous mutant ability and a terrifying mistake can’t–won’t–leave him and his siblings alone. If he wants his loved ones to survive, he’s going to have to face his fears, and worse, himself.

Notes: Xmen Universe AU. Again, wonderful plot! This is going to have a second part but it’s not posted yet. This First is finished. This author’s fics are really angsty but I love them. 

* In which Alec regrets wearing black (5/?) (Ao3) 

Summary: Alec is a ballet dancer with a permanent scowl

Magnus is a glittering fashion designer with a knack for gift buying

They meet and misunderstandings take place. This is their story.

*All characters apart from my own belong to the genius that is Cassie Clare*

Notes: oHmYgOd I’m in love with this!!! Ballet dancer!Alec is everything!! So cute and also kind of stalker!Magnus. The author changed slightly Alec’s appearance but I’m ok with it <3. And the chapter are so long!

darling tonight, i’ve got you in my sights (1/1) (Ao3) 

Summary: _

Magnus nips at Alec’s perspiring, over heated flesh with an enthusiastic mouth, tongue flicking out to lap at the subtle rivulets of sweat and his groan reverberates through Alec, deep and intoxicating. His agile fingers stray under the hem of Alec’s shirt, sweeping blistering trails of fire across his abdomen, muscles quivering and tensing under the numbing ministrations. The pure skin on skin contact is devastatingly stunning, by the Angel, and Alec clenches his teeth to smother his cry, head tumbling back onto Magnus’ shoulder.

_

(clubbing and some sexy dancing leads to some hot, rather filthy sex.)

Notes: yeess smut but it’s well written.

Intimacy (1/1) (Ao3) 

Summary: “Here, take what you want, what you need.” the warlock whispered, moving his hands to Alec’s to lace them together.

-=*=-=*=-

Or five times Magnus and Alec failed at having intimate moments and the one time they didn’t.

Notes: It’s literally what the summary says, and powerbottom!alec.

Too Much Of A Good Thing Won’t Be Good For Long (1/1) (Ao3) 

Summary: Boxing AU

Notes: short but so good!!

Bullseye (1/1) (Ao3) 

Summary: When Alec Lightwood is approached by Magnus Bane as a recruitment effort for a mysterious cause, he most definitely doesn’t expect the series of events that follow.

Notes: This includes experiments, if I remember well. A clandestine organization.

Magnus Bane’s School for Young Warlocks (20/25) (Ao3) 

Summary: Alec had never dreamt he’d be a father by the age of 25, let alone the father of a Warlock. He’s sure he can handle it alone, though. He doesn’t need anyone and neither do his kids.

(Or: Alec takes Max to Warlock School and finds himself falling fast for his teacher).

Notes: I haven’t finished reading the last updates but has angst and denial from Alec’s part.

* Counting Lies (1/1) (Ao3) 

Summary: 49. Superhero and Villain AU

The city was torn apart by the fight between the mob families and the vigilantes, but Alec and Magnus were far away from all that. They were just two normal guys in a normal relationship.

Number of lies: 3

Notes: AMAZING!! AND HAS A LOT OF PLOT TWISTS!!!!! Everyone should read this. WOW.

Let’s Put That Mouth To Good Use (1/1) (Ao3) 

Summary: Magnus and Alec discuss their sex life via Cosmo quiz. Sort of.

Notes: This is good smut. I’m just saying that. Hehe.

In the Name of Promise (15/15) (Fanfiction.net) 

Summary: Years ago the Lightwoods asked Magnus for help: sending their only child Alexander to a mundane family and being raised like one. 17 years later Magnus received a call and he had no choice but rescue Alec, both physically and psychologically. *Warnings inside. Malec, AU.

Notes: This story deals with dark topics and Malec’s relationship develops slowly (at least the romantic one).

* Better Angels (10/10) (Ao3) 

Summary: When there’s only one active Shadowhunter in the whole crazy mess that is New York City, it’s bad.

When that one Shadowhunter is living with three adults who are cursed to never leave the Institute’s grounds, two of which hate each other, it’s very bad.

When that Shadowhunter’s happiness and even mental stability is sacrificed in the pursuit of perfection, it’s monstrous.

When that one, fourteen year old Shadowhunter is found crying in an alley by the High Warlock of Brooklyn, it’s a matter of life and death.

Notes: This story also deals with dark and sensitive topics too, like self-harm. Author’s tumblr: @witchlightsands

* Home Wrecker (93/93) (Fanfiction.net) 

Summary: Ever since his Father got caught with another woman and thrown out of the house, cheaters have disgusted Alexander Lightwood. So what is he to do when he falls in love with one? / AU, more chapters to come.

Notes: This a LARGE story, well it has a lot of chapters but they are not that long. I read the story in like 3 days? And it’s good, I mean, I wouldn’t have read it if it wasn’t great. Somethings are kind of… off. But I loved it. ALSO it has age-gap. Magnus is 30 and Alec 18 then 19, I think.

* Take Me Back to the Basics (39/?) (Ao3) 

Summary: Modern Malec AU where you can see every color but the color of your soulmates eyes.

Soulmates are a lost romance that have been shrouded over with fear of abandonment or fear of love, but sometimes lost romances can be brought back. Sometimes all it takes is a color. Maybe the color gold.

Alexander Lightwood thought he was normal. He has a normal family, a normal school, a normal life. But when his parents decide to move him and his two siblings from Chicago to New York, Alec’s would is turned upside down. Between meeting his somewhat famous soulmate and his parents’ demanding an mysterious job, Alec realizes that his life is far more complicated than he thought.

Notes: AMAZING STORY! This is a soulmates AU but also deals with other topics and right now one of the main plots is starting to reveal itself.

BlindSpot (4/?)  (Fanfiction.net) 

Summary: Malec orphanage AU: Magnus has lived there since he’d been nine years old, and now one year before he has to leave the Institute, a new kid comes along. Alec Lightwood hates orphanages, hates foster families. He just wants to be left alone with his anger at the world. Two worlds clash like thunder and lightning and both guys are in for an interesting year.

Notes: This amazing story is written by one of my favorite Tumblr users: @freakypumpkin Also check her other stories in her fanfiction profile, they are awesome! (also check her opinions of the TMI books on her Tumblr, omg <3)

Something Old Something New Something Red (18/?) (Fanfiction.net) 

Summary: The man with the cat eyes spoke, “Alexander?” Alec froze, all the memories, all the dreams that he’d had with this man came flooding back to him. This was his soulmate, his soulmate that he hasn’t seen in much to long.

Notes: Sometimes confusing and sometimes frustrating when some things happen (I’m not going to say them because spoiler) but is good.

* Learning to Be (26/26) (Fanfiction.net) 

Summary: When Alec was 13, he stopped speaking for almost a year. Five years later, Alec is forced to deal with the trauma of his past while learning to accept and love himself. Malec, Alec/Jace friendship and Lightwood family dynamics. See warnings inside.

Notes: Deals with dark topics and has a lot of angst. There’s a second part for this story and you can check it on the author’s profile.

The curse of love (18/?) (Fanfiction.net) 

Summary: While out on a hunt, Alec is cornered by a shapeless demon that seeks to use him to have his revenge against the warlock Magnus Bane. The demon casts a curse making it so that if Alec and Magnus do not vow and prove to love each other forever, the shadowhunter will die, the catch? Alec and Magnus are broken up! loosely based in the song “Sweet curse” by Floor Jansen.

Notes: this curse omg. I’m waiting for the next chapter like crazy because somethings have happened and maybe it’s gonna be over soon.

The heart inside (9/10) (Ao3) 

Summary: “The good thing, it’s that I will get some paid vacations to Los Angeles, and that I am convinced that Alexander Lightwood has a lot to hide. And I will find out every little dirty secret he might have and show it to the world to let them know that their golden boy it’s nothing more than a fake.” I let out and evil laugh. This was going to be fun.

Notes: Interesting story and there’s just one chapter left that the author hasn’t posted and maybe she or he would never post but chapters 8 and 9 wow yay.

* I Won’t Let You Fall (4/?) (Ao3) 

Summary: Alec Lightwood is the most beautiful and talented classically trained ballet dancer at the New York Arts Institute. He’s pressured by everyone in his life to carry the honor of the Lightwood name in the New York performing arts world, he feels trapped in a box. Magnus Bane is the most liked, respected, gorgeous, and innately talented hip-hop freestyle dancer who was accepted to the Institute on scholarship. He puts on the happy face for everyone around him, but inside he is broken and badly scarred by his past. When Alec finds himself wanting to branch out and add free movement to his final senior piece he seeks the help of the one person he’s been secretly drawn to for years. The one person he knows lives very much outside of the box.

Notes: I just read this a few days ago but omg I’m in love with ballet dancer!Alec and I want more!!

* Malec Alphabet Soup (21/26) (Ao3) 

Summary: Twenty six (from A-Z), stand-alone one-shots about Magnus and Alec.

Chapter 1: Anniversary (mpreg)

Chapter 2: Birthday

Chapter 3: Cuddle

Chapter 4: Dork

Chapter 5: Everyday

Chapter 6: Family (part 1 of the Bane-Lightwood Family Series)/(mpreg)

Chapter 7: Goodbye (character death)

Chapter 8: Hand

Chapter 9: Injured (part 2 of the Bane-Lightwood Family Series)

Chapter 10: Jealousy

Chapter 11: Kiss (mpreg)

Chapter 12: Late (part 3 of the Bane-Lightwood Family Series)/(mpreg)

Chapter 13: Mortality

Chapter 14: Neglected (smut)

Chapter 15: Opposite (part 4 of the Bane-Lightwood Family Series)

Chapter 16: Pregnant (Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamic)/ (mpreg)

Chapter 17: Quality (Time) (part 5 of the Bane-Lightwood Family Series)

Chapter 18: Rape (Aftermath) (mentions of rape)

Chapter 19: Surprise (mpreg)

Chapter 20: Timing (spoiler: Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy)/ (smut)

Chapter 21: Upset (Mpreg)

Notes: I just love this. And the mpregs are amazing if you like mpregs. Chapter 21 is a roller coaster of emotions D:

The Babysitter (28/?) (Fanfiction.net) 

Summary: AU story: Alec Lightwood is a freshman at college looking for a job. Magnus Bane is a single parent looking for a babysitter. Magnus thought it would be simple getting a babysitter, and it was. Though it’s not so easy to keep his hands to himself from this sexy freshman… Age-gap, M-Rate later, kinks, smut and other sexiness.

Notes: This story has a lot of smut! Like A LOT!! I’m serious, and like it says it has age-gap for like 6 years? More or less.

Mortal Embarrassment and Other Flirting Techniques (32/32) (inkitt.com) 

Summary: Magnus is at the top of the social ladder, and Alec is the anti-social new kid. Plus there’s a little issue with Hodge and his serious psychosis. High School AU, all human.

Notes: The story is sweet, obviously has its own plot with climax like the Hodge thing and some stuff Magnus does (also another character that I won’t mention…)

Let me love you (1/1) (Ao3) 

Summary: “What?” Magnus said but was soon surprised of the fact that Alec practically ripped his shirt apart throwing it onto the ground of the warlocks loft.

Notes: one word to describe this? PowerBottom!Alec. Huh… I don’t know if that’s one word but whatever.

I hope you like at least one of them <33 I’ll add more later, I don’t know when but I enjoyed doing this. 

teruelfxonsuvar  asked:

How about prompt 29 with mmmm a lady of your choosing being sassy? c:

Ok, I have no clue what you were expecting but have some sassy Crowe who’s sick of Nyx’s crappy flirting… I am so sorry about this. Please know she does care about Nyx, and says all of this from the bottom of her heart. XD

Everyone knew that Crowe Altius was a badass, sassy as shit and had no filter. They also knew she really didn’t give a fuck what you thought, but what they didn’t know what she noted down everything. Every-fucking-thing, and it would most likely be used for blackmail later… or to get free drinks when they went out together.

Lately, her efforts have been put towards noting the consistent failings of one so-called ‘Hero’, who had decided that he was going to win over the fucking Prince of Lucis. Honestly, she wasn’t surprised, he’d done stupider shit since she’d known him.

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anonymous asked:

Now that you've calmed us with your theories I feel soo confident for destiel to be endgame. Kinda feel like killing cas is also a strategy to lessen the weirdness of them falling in love for non shippers because i feel like cas will end up being all human and then he isn't just posessing a vessel and so on! That's gonna be some long arse hiatus

Hi Anon!

Oh, man, that is such a lovely thing to read, that I offer some calm in the eye of this hellatus storm we’re in. I reiterate: I could be wrong, please don’t trust my impressions implicitly, they are only what my eyes see and my brain computes and omg sometimes I am not right. (mostly I’m right) (omg shut tf up) 

I am SO onboard with you reading them killing Cas as being a tool to lessen the weirdness of them falling in love. I swear to that gorgeous bi God of ours that I have felt for a long time that it made sense to beat on the Destiel drum and actually put them in more pedestrian situations, showing a more everyday sort of relationship unfolding between them - with loads of flirting and tension, obviously - in S13 (hence my semi-truth and keeping them together theory, which did not happen because the season ended in Tink’s beautiful separation theory instead, which is all kinds of good anyway, just not what I was quietly hoping for because I’m an impatient optimist, and Tink is onboard with human!Cas and all that, too, and early in the season, so don’t get me wrong - I just kinda wanted it, like, NOW please). :)

Anyway, what is so GREAT about the possibility of human!Cas early on is exactly what you said: the casual viewer needs time to adjust to the idea of Dean actually being sincerely attracted to Cas - and vice versa (well, Cas has always been a bit more obvious, I think, even to the casual viewer, but…) - so for it to not feel too jarring *shrug* for the casual viewer it will help that Cas is human. Riiiiiight? I think so. 

But more importantly, dudes and dudettes, it’s important for Cas’ arc. And Cas’ arc aids and informs Dean’s arc as well as their joint love story arc. So Cas becoming human and living with the brothers (as he couldn’t in S9 because it would’ve been way too soon, so they found a reason for Dean to have to kick him out of the Bunker and - to my mind - it was a bloody brilliant reason! These writers are cle-ver) and Cas now learning from his “teachers” and truly becoming a hunter in training, integrating him fully into the brothers’ world, this would be a huge development for Cas and would move him down the path of choosing to stay human once he gets the offer of having his grace restored. Tink headcanons this will come from Chuck, and since he’s the only one with that sort of power I’m onboard, but I’m thinking it might well be Jack making the offer. Cas becoming human would do all sorts of good things for his relationship with Dean. Especially, you know, in developing the UST into something textual and undeniably part of the narrative.

And Cas could have his own room. *hearts in my eyes*

And there could be sharing meals together. And more Zeppelin. And driving the Impala. And very long glances. And longing, all the longing. And there could be petty arguments. And there could be a teenaged nephilim to deal with. And to parent. Together. Ok, no, I’m not going to start headcanoning now. This is not the place for headcanon. (isn’t every place a place for–) (you shut your mouth)

Truth is, though, that the only real reason I - or any of us - have to believe that they might bring Cas back as a human is Misha’s comment about what “transformation” Cas will have gone through when he returns. Now, I would like to read this as the type of slip-up foreshadowing that has actually been sanctioned by the Big Bosses (or it’s just Misha wank but whatever) because it feels like they want us to know all will be well and they fucking want the speculation ball to start rolling. Or Misha wants that. Either way, it could all be a load of bollocks. Or he might be transformed into a cricket for all we know! 

Okay. Nope. I do not actually believe they’d have Misha voicing a cricket for all of S13. Not especially because that would be ridiculous, but because Jensen AND Jared are making overtures to Destiel in how they’re talking about S13 at JiBCon and how can that not be significant, I ask you? 

Sorry, you asked me first. Never mind. 

To round off this reply I would just like to say that my hope is, truly, for Cas to be dead for a few episodes because OMGMOTP the glorious grieving!Dean, now that performing!Dean has had his walls shattered, will be a thing of beauty, and then that the miracle will happen and Cas will return and he will be human.

I know people speculate that Jack will walk right down the stairs and resurrect Cas, but I don’t think so. I wanted Cas to be full-feathered and to have been chosen by baby Nephi as Protector in a way that put  Cas at an equal position in power to Dagon - that Cas was the first of baby Nephi’s King’s Guard, the baby Nephi’s Better and Truer version of the Princes of Hell. But nope.

Furthermore: the baby Nephi needed Cas as Protector, but Jack will not

He needs Cas as Guide, but Jack will reject Cas out of hand now because his Angel side has gone dormant and his Devil side will reign supreme and volatile (if I’m right in my specs) in the beginning of S13. He doesn’t need soldier Cas anymore, and furthermore: he does not want Castiel, Angel of the Lord, to fight his battles. So how extremely fitting would it then be for Cas - who represents the baby Nephi’s choice of Humanity and Goodness over Hell and Evil - to step into the shoes of Guide after he’s been brought back a human? It would be bleeding brilliant, is the only way to see it!!

I LOVE this damn show. I LOVE it to BITS.

Oh, this long arse hiatus will be so worth it! Especially with possibly, hopefully crying Dean (according to Jensen!!) starting us off in S13. This hiatus will have been so worth it if they give us that moment! And over the summer: we fanfic. :)

And we thisssss…

Originally posted by jensenmyheart

anonymous asked:

seventeen as those kids in preschool/kindergarten please! <3

we had a lot of fun writing this!! enjoy!

S.Coups:

  • really popular with the others
  • kinda uses them as servants
  • HE IS THE GRADE 1 THEY GET ALL HYPED ABOUT
  • he always forgets to hand in his homework
  • AND HE NEVER COLOURS IN THE FUCKING LINES
  • he also doodles in the margins
  • him and jeonghan sit on top of the monkey bars and boss the other kids around at recess

Jeonghan:

  • jeonghan is that really quiet student that gets good grades
  • but is secretly a bratty bitch
  • the only reason he is friends with seungcheol is because seungcheol bribed him with crayons
  • CRAYOLA CRAYONS
  • he had short hair because someone got gum in his long hair and he had to cut it all off
  • secretly doesn’t miss his long hair cause it would hurt to take dirt out of it after playing outside

Joshua:

  • OKAY THIS FUCKING KID SAYS GRACE BEFORE SNACK TIME AND PRAYS BEFORE NAP TIME
  • he loves picking flowers at recess
  • HE MAKES DAISY CHAINS AND FLOWER CROWNS ASDJFGHTR
  • is a kid is crying or sad hE GIVES THEM FLOWER CROWNS
  • he always sweet talks the teachers and the other students
  • he is so kind like he holds the doors open and makes sure everyone is inside the class before they shut the door
  • he probably gets those jobs to go get stuff like the lunch bins and fruit and to take the attendance down
  • he’s always super happy to help
  • joshua sometimes sings for the kids at recess
  • also he probably brings his guitar to show and tell and preforms

Jun:

  • this kid is really shy when you first meet him but then after a day or so he is the biggest goof ever
  • he’s really handsome for such a young kid so the teachers are always telling him how cute he is and he always gives the responses that flatter the female staff like “oh? thank you! you’re pretty too miss! how old are you? 20? 22?”
  • he has modeling for kids toys and stuff so DK is always like “YOU WERE ON THE COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW POWER RANGERS! WOW, YOU’RE SO COOL!″
  • and jun is like “hahaha no i’m not that cool. i like your hair!” AND THEY BECOME FRIENDS LIKE THAT
  • they are the class clowns and they always pull pranks on vernon
  • jun is totally super sneaky and likes to play ninjas with DK
  • they naruto run at recess together

Hoshi:

  • HOSHI WAS LIKE THE SNACK DEALER
  • like he bribed kids for their unhealthy and rly yummy snacks for his healthy snacks some how
  • he probably used aegyo
  • has mini dance competitions with the other kids
  • he also teaches them new dance moves
  • hoshi loves to play hide n seek
  • once he was playing with DK and jun and he hid under a table in a box for like an hour
  • turns out jun and DK gave up within 15 minutes of trying to find him

Wonwoo:

  • wonwoo is really quiet and serious
  • the other kids are scared of him so that’s why he had no friends until mingyu came along
  • mingyu introduced him to josh and seungkwan who were totally hyped to make new friends
  • josh gave him a flower crown because he ‘looks sad and no one should be sad’ and wonwoo gave him the biggest smile and thanked him
  • everyone was super amazed with him after that
  • NOW HE SMILES ALL THE TIME AND HE IS VERY HAPPY
  • he probably gets along with hoshi over the whole ‘aegyo’ thing because hoshi said his sweater paws were cute
  • probably got his mom to give him this super cute cat sweater for his birthday that he wears everyday

Woozi:

  • evil child
  • LITERALLY THE SPAWN OF SATAN
  • probably knocks over mingyu’s blocks over
  • spends most of his time studying music instead of playing
  • ‘accidentally’ hit mingyu with one of those plastic baseball bats
  • HE IS LIKE RANDALL FROM RECESS
  • he is a teacher’s pet
  • all of the teachers love him cause they don’t know his secrets
  • he still has fun with the other boys and probably gets them to play soccer with him after school and includes everyone… sometimes…
  • woozi dared a kid to climb on top of the monkey bars and they did it and when the kid fell off, the teacher came over and he’s like “i told them not to do it…”

DK:

  • he wears costumes to school
  • HE BEGS THE TEACHER NOT TO CALL HIS MOM AND TELL HER THAT HE IS WEARING A COSTUME AGAIN
  • he daydreams and hums a lot
  • dk is an angel, he brings light into the world, the teacher adored him, everyone loves him
  • he probably pretends to be a super hero when oTHER KIDS ARE GETTING BULLIED
  • HE YELLS “NO NEED TO FEAR! SEOKMIN IS HEEEEEREEEEE” AND HELPS THE OTHER KID
  • he gets really sad at the end of the day because he doesn’t want to leave his friends :(
  • he usually asks the kids if they wanna come over and see his super cool action figure collection
  • but they are busy studying so he walks home with his hands on his backpack straps and kicks the rocks sadly till he gets home and sees that his mom cut apples and then gets happy again
  • then he remembers that he will see his friends tomorrow!!

Mingyu:

  • mingyu is so tall that he gets mistaken for a 1st grader by the other kids
  • all the girls have a crush on this awkward boy
  • he probably has the cutest buck teeth
  • HE IS LIKE SUPER MINI PRINCE WITH EVERYONE
  • LIKE HE IS A LITTLE BABE
  • he is charming with everyone and has no clue that all the girls like him even when they are all like “MINGYU OPPA!!”

The8:

  • OK THIS BABY IS SO SWEET AND SHY
  • HE HAS LIKE THE SOFTEST VOICE
  • he is very tiny like woozi is taller than him
  • he prefers to be alone most of the time
  • HE BRINGS STUFFIES TO SCHOOL AWWW
  • minghao was getting bullied by a kid and DK stood up to the bully and minghao was so happy that he gave DK the biggest hug ever

Seungkwan:

  • seungkwan is THAT kid
  • he sasses everyone
  • he always randomly sings in class like they could be doing a test and all you hear is “YOOOOOO LADIES”
  • he tries so hard to speak english
  • vernon always corrects him and he’s like “YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS THAT MY ENGLISH IS THE BEST QUALITY” and totally ignores the fact that vernon is from america
  • even though he is kinda annoying, everyone loves him
  • everyone appreciates  his hyper activity

Vernon:

  • he picks on the other kids but he doesn’t realize they aren’t playing
  • he’s the type of kid to not share his candy when it’s in his lunch bag
  • HE HAS GUSHERS AND EVERYONE BEGS HIM FOR ONE AND HE’S LIKE “lol no these are MINE”
  • vernon got in trouble for tying dino to a chair once
  • dino just wanted to play cops and robbers but vernon took it too far with interrogation
  • he likes to do parkour on the playground but always falls and he’s like “lmao… psh no problem”
  • he was soooo good at science and super talkative with everyone
  • always had facts about shit 

Dino:

  • dino is a lil cry baby
  • he always wants his mom
  • like he tries to be tough around the cool kids who are already tough but ends up crying at some point or another
  • they all treat him carefully but pick on him sometimes and he just laughs
  • he probably gets called dino because EVERYTHING he has has dinosaurs on it
  • his lunch bag to his socks, everything has dinosaurs

- jispoon and dad

66 REASONS TO LOVE ARMAAN. 👑❤

“Main duniya bharr ki tarifien tere sajde main laayaa hoon” I hope you read this! Took quite some time to write. :)

1. He has an amazing voice. This isn’t really debatable, but if you’re going to argue with me on it, go back and listen to Main Rahoon Ya Na Rahoon.

2. “Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.” - Pitch Perfect! He makes US feel amazing.

3. His acoustic performances are beyond compare. They make every song beautiful (referring to Acoustically Me!)

4. He’s like really, really, really good looking. He’s so pretty, it hurts.

5. He cares about all his #Armaanians (all 125K on Instagram, 39K on Twitter, 1M on Facebook)

6. He’s inspiration for coining the acronym LYTTE. (Love You Till The End)

7. He’s crazily talented at playing the guitar too. (Who doesn’t love a guy who can play the guitar?!)

8. He’s basically an angel sent from God to make this world a better place by #Armaanising people through his angelic voice.

9. His smile. :) how can someone not adore his cheek to cheek smile?! 😻

10. He dances so well. He even has beat in his feet. 💃

11. His hair. Its always as perfect as his voice. ❤

12. Through divine power, his eyes alone are able to spell bind another human. 😍😏

13. Even though he has abs (which are so distracting btw😍) he has a REALLY REALLY REALLY FAT HEART.

14. He’s so close to his familia(including Handsome duhh) and doesn’t shy away from showing his love publicly.

15. “You are what you are as a direct result of what you do” - Armaan Malik. He continues to spread the message that no dream is too big and anything is possible if you stay dedicated.

16. ALL HIS MUSIC COLLABORATIONS with various artists. He knows how to switch up his style to bring us new music. 💕 (Still waiting for a collab with Ed Sheeran - it’ll happen, I know)

17. Daily hearing Wajah Tum Ho has good effects on the listeners health. Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing - listening to Wajah Tum ho is definitely one.

18. ADRENALINE RUSH. Its the feeling you get only from listening to a Prince AM song. Its addictive.

19. His voice basically feels like a warmmmmmmmmm hug.

20. GET READY TO GET REJUVENATED IN 4MINS OR LESS. You listen to his songs, get transformed to another place and when you stop, its like you have a new soul.

21. EVERY SONG IS AMAZING. I DONT SIMPLY OBSESS OVER ARMAANS SONGS BECAUSE I AM AN ARMAANIAN. I AM AN ARMAANIAN BECAUSE I SIMPLY OBSESS OVER HIS SONGS. There’s a difference. 💖

22. Beautiful face + cutest & sweetest personality. 👌

23. Selfies. He loves them. We love him. I love that I have an endless supply of perfect pictures I can drool over all day. 💅

24. He’s caring, loving and the most humblest person ever. 💞

25. His pudgy lips☺☺

26. He gives advice to his Armaanians whn we tweet him for it which is really sweet!

27. You’ll never have to take drugs because his voice is intoxicating enough. #NaturalHigh 🚬

28. REASON NUMBER TWENTY EIGHT: You can listen to his cover of #JeenaJeena and just pretend he’s singing to you! Guilty pleasures. 😽

29. He may act all bad boy-ish on the outside but on the inside he is probably the most sweetest person you’ll know. 💞😭

30. He cares about his #Armaanians

31. His style is immaculate. HE LOOKS GOOD IN EVERYTHING, LITERALLY.

32. Love Armaan and you’ll always have a reason to feel proud. He has so many trophies, I’ve lost count. Super proud of Chukki :’)

33. Everyone loves a nice person. Acc to Urban Dictionary, a nice person is one who is kind and caring BASICALLY ARMAAN. 😏

34. Those ARMS. 💪 they were made for two things; holding his guitar and holding me in a close lovers embrace (ok maybe not the second reason but.. Yeah)

35. He posts a picture biting his lip and life is over.

36. He’s achieved so much. I think he’s the first singer in India to sing so many songs at such a young age.

37. He was the cutest little baby. 💋💋

38. His deeeeeeeep & inspirational thoughts.

39. He’ll make you love old songs, you hardly heard before. 👵 (Chand Chupa Baadal Main)

40. Because his presence of Indian Idol Jr. Made us wanna cry! He’s so cute and adorable with little children😇

41. The way he sings “lejaunga saaanse churaake” makes us fall on the nearest object or ground to recover from sudden loss of breath. He makes us breathless yet feel alive.
42. He never gets/got bogged down by the haters. When ppl told him not to sing and he believed in himself.

43. DUBSMASH PRINCE ALERT. His dubsmash videos have a way to make anyone’s day. Your day will go from 0 to 100 real quick. 💨💯

44. He’s basically a triple threat; not only can he sing and dance but he is also blessed with ridiculously good looks.

45. He’s so modest. Maybe he doesn’t own a mirror or something but for some mind-boggling reason he doesn’t think he’s all that and a bag of chips like we do.

46. He gets excited easily. Remember when ‘Team Armaan Malik’ happened for the first time. Awwwwwww.

47. The way he looks in his superman tank. TOO MANY FEELS.

48. “The one good thing about good music is that when it hits you, you feel no pain” - Bob Marley. Not only does his song give us no pain but its also the best painkiller.

49. He loves food and we love him for it. He can also cook himself!

50. The feeling we get when we see something so cute and cuddly that we want to squeeze and cuddle it actually has a name. It’s called “cute aggression”. He definitely gives us that.

51. His stage presence. He puts everything into each song and it shows how passionate he is about his singing.

52. He is an animal lover. He has love for animals and speaks up for them. 💕

53. The way he loves Amaal sooooooo much. So much so that his award winning speeches are all for him. :’)

54. He’s so polite in all his interviews and he speaks very sweetly.

55. His laugh in his interviews. It just makes my day. His laugh makes me laugh even when nothing is funny. 😂😂

56. He has his own website; armaanmalik.me

57. The first picture in “Official Photoshoots” in the Gallery segment of his website.

58. He probably smells really good. 💞

59. He truly shows us “sab kya kahein kyun ho parwah koi, bekar baatein main sunta nahin” He always encourages us do what we feel.

60. He’s a Prince. 👑 He’s Prince Charming. 💞🙈

61. He makes me so happy and soooooo hyper. I was a completely normal person before becoming an Armaanian and now there aren’t enough o’s to be added at the end of so to describe how hyper I am.

62. Not only does he sing extremely well, he also writes songs and his lyrics are so relatable and full of emotion. THEY MAKE SENSE ALWAYS.

63. He’s intellectual:)

64. Your mom probably loves him too and your dad too.

65. His enthusiasm for his work. Armaan is always excited to perform on stage or do interviews. I love how dedicated he is to his work. #Inspirational 🙌

66. And also he loves what he does and everybody else loves what he does cause he’s Armaan Malik and he is literally perfection

@armaanmalik22 bas itna hai tumse kehna.. ❤

Going Trick or Treating with a younger sibling/Halloween night with them (SEVENTEEN: VOCAL UNIT)

Y/B/N= your brother’s name

Y/S/N= Your sister’s name


Jeonghan: The two of you were on a mission to make your little brother look the coolest of all the kids in his school for when they went class to class for candy. Your baby brother looked a lot like Jeonghan long hair which he never wanted to get cut ‘cause Jeonghan looks nice with it so I should too’ while you did his skull face paint Jeonghan was trying to do Y/B/N’s hair. “How do you make a bun look badass?” Jeonghan mumbled “Angel can you paint his face all you have to do is fill in the white and I’ll fix his hair” you told Jeonghan who looked at you with a smile. You two went to switch places but you sat beside eachother for a moment and kissed “ewwie will you stop” your brother said as you pulled away you remembered the mirror. “Sorry Y/B/N I’ll get back to work” Jeonghan said picking up the face paint brush with a blush catching his cheeks.

Joshua: “is he even old enough to go trick or treating?” Joshua asked as he held your littlest sibling who was about a month old “my parents want me to them around my sister’s school. But they wanted a night off so I decided to take Y/B/N with me and Y/S/N- “ “and me” he says “I still love Halloween haven’t seen it much since I came here” he whispers as he leans down to kiss you “sissy can you fix my sparkles?” Y/S/N asked as she ran into the room. Joshua pulled away “come now we have to hurry” you say heading down the hall, leaving Joshua and Y/B/N alone “you know you look so cute in your costume” he said in a baby voice as the little boy stared up at him “I wish you could talk, these one sided conversations are boring” he says playing with his little hands. When you came back you had a little smile watching them “are we going or what?” you sister said “yeah yeah” Joshua said standing up heading to put your brother in his stroller.

Woozi: You sister always liked being in costumes today’s was a dinosaurs. So Jihoon was pushing the 2 year old in the stroller as you walked beside him ‘I really would have never guessed your sister would get so much candy just by us walking down the sidewalk. I’ve never seen such kindness from people” Jihoon said. “Jihoon I’m pretty sure people think she’s our’s and we’re married. Some older lady told me we had a cute daughter” you told him “trick treat! your sister yelled “yes yes we’re going to the store and we’re getting you candy so we can play trick treat” Jihoon said rolling his eyes. “Jihoon be nice it’s the first time she’s heard of the holiday” you scolded “well a two year old doesn’t need that much candy” Jihoon says as you two start to bicker. 

DK: After the pile of candy your sister had gotten, she convinced Seokmin to play tea party and princess with her but she even got him to dress up as Prince Charming “you two having fun?” you asked as you passed your little sisters room carrying the pumpkin filled with candy “when don’t Y/S/N and I have fun?” Seokmin said getting up and giving you a light kiss before he took the candy holder from you. “Now you can’t give her tons I have to put her to bed before my parents get back” you tell him “don’t worry my love I can put her to bed and me and you can watch a scary movie in your room. Maybe if we fall asleep before they get back they’ll let me stay” he said cutely “Seokmin your teas getting cold” you sister said. He gave you a smile “sorry princess, I was getting yummy treats for us” he says as he took his seat as the small table once more.

Seungkwan: Another loud cry left your 5 month old brother’s mouth once more as Seungkwan was trying to get his little but strong legs into the costume bottoms. “Y/B/N I don’t want to do this either but it makes your sister happy, so you need to cooperate ok?”  Seungkwan told the little boy. Seungkwan’s thumbs whipped the little boys face as he managed to get the pants on him “see it wasn’t that hard was it buddy?” he cooed at the little boy as his finger was grabbed by him. “You two are so cute” you coo taking a seat beside him “I have no idea why you wanted him to be in a costume just to sit around and watch movies with us” Seungkwan said. “Because he looks so cute” you coo picking him up “I can’t wait to have a bunch of babies” you say taking a seat on the couch “are they going to be my babies?” Seungkwan asked “we’ll see” you winked.

Niall in 2016

lets be honset. 2016 SUUUCKED. but niall made it a little better so lets take a second so we can talk about our irish prince!

warning:this post is loooong

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bring back summer (a mix for prince hans)

1. hot to the touch, cold on the inside // fall out boy
      ➺ now you're just a problem/for someone else to fix
2. laura palmer // bastille
     ➺ all the people of the town/cast their eyes right to the ground/in matters of the heart
3. gold guns girls // metric
     ➺ i remember when we were gambling to win/everybody else said "better luck next time"
4. viva la vida // coldplay
     ➺ shattered windows and the sound of drums/people couldn't believe what i'd become
5. lord byron // mr. b the gentleman rhymer
     ➺ lord byron doesn't accept requests from fans/i can't believe the ruddy cheek of the man
6. some nights // fun.
     ➺ some nights i wish that my lips could build a castle/sometimes i wish they'd just fall off
7. kiss the ring // my chemical romance
     ➺ move like the wolves/keep the faith/there ain't a dry eye left in the back of the place
8. 99 problems // hugo
     ➺ looking for the prize but i don't want blood/i order one drink then i drink the flood
9. snap out of it // arctic monkeys
     ➺ i wanna grab both your shoulders and shake baby/snap out of it/snap out of it
10. thnks fr th mmrs // fall out boy
     ➺ and i want these words to make things right/but it's the wrongs that make the words come to life/"who does he think he is?"
11. polar bear // king charles
     ➺ cold white skin she's as pure as an angel/a vision of a maiden with a touch of the devil
12. you're gonna go far, kid // the offspring
     ➺ with a thousand lies/and a good disguise/hit 'em right between the eyes/hit 'em right between the eyes
13. hurricane // ms mr
     ➺ what's wrong with me/why not understand and see/i never saw/what you saw in me
14. stayin' alive // capital cities
     ➺ music loud and women warm/i've been kicked around since i was born
15. the ballad of mona lisa // panic! at the disco
     ➺ her words were swimming through his ears again/there's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for
16. submarines // the lumineers
     ➺ ran back to the town bar/and i told the people how/i had seen the submarine/and everyone laughed aloud
17. bad ritual // timber timbre
     ➺ there is proof of your love for him/long after it's dead
18. this is how i disappear // my chemical romance
     ➺ there are things that i have done/you never should ever know
19. fences // paramore
     ➺ don't you know by now?/you can't turn back/because this road is all you'll ever have
20. one for the road // arctic monkeys
     ➺ i saw this coming from the start/the shake, rattle and roll

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anonymous asked:

Could you do more daddy 5sos but with twins? Also, I can't stop reading your fics because they're perfect!!!!

A/N: Thank you so so much for the support and request

Michael: It still didn’t feel real that you just gave birth to not only one baby, but two. It had been a long and exhausting labor, you had to punch Michael awake at 3 in the morning and tell him five times that your water had broken and the babies were coming. Fifteen hours later you could finally see the two people had been taking over your body for the past nine months. Sleepily smiling down at the tiny bundle in your arms, smoothing the pink cap over her head Michaels mother had made for both girls. “It feels like a dream, doesn’t it?” You heard your husband question from across the room. Him sitting on the lumpy hospital couch while cradling your second newborn. The unavoidable grin brightening your face once again as you looked down at your daughter and shook your head. “I can’t believe they’re actually here. We have our own babies, Michael. We have two daughters now.” He got up and walked across you to sit next to you on the bed admiring the waking baby in your arms. “It seems like yesterday you were agreeing to start a family, and then the day at the doctors office when we heard two heartbeats. Now they’re here, and they are so beautiful. Just like you, I don’t think I will ever be able to thank you enough for giving me everything I’ve ever wanted. Our family is perfect.” He finished his speech with a small kiss on your lips and laughing at your teary expression. Taking the small girl out of your arms and into his, bringing her next to her sister and examining their faces. “You know I think they look like the perfect mix of the two of us.” You said, wrapping your hand around your bicep and kissing his shoulder before laying your head on it. “They’re the perfect symbol of our love now. I love you so much, you’re the perfect mum.” He said leaning his forehead on yours, smiling when you tilted your head to peck his lips. “I’m so lucky that my girls have the perfect father. I love you too.”

Calum: You tried your hardest to suppress a groan when you heard the cries echo from your baby monitor. It was only four in the morning and this was the seventh time one of your newborns had woken you up. It was difficult to adjust to have newborn twins in your house, destroying your sleep schedule, but you wouldn’t change a single thing about your family. You could barely open your eyes as you sat up in bed, feeling the pressure of a hand pushing you back down. Peeking one eye to look at your husband, “You need sleep babe, I’ll take care of them.” Squeezing his hand in thanks you snuggled into your pillow and mumbled, “If you hurry her cries won’t wake him up too.” Smiling as you heard the quick patter of his feet travel down the hall. As hard as you tried you couldn’t fall asleep without the warmth of Calum’s body and you preferred to sleep to the sound of his heartbeat lulling you. The cries had stopped a few minutes ago yet he hadn’t returned to bed. Padding down the hall you stopped in the doorway of the twins nursery. Calum’s back was facing you as he stood over the two cribs next each other, walking up and wrapping your arms around him from behind. Laying your cheek against his back, “I missed my cuddle buddy.” You said feeling the chuckles vibrate through his body as he reached down to stroke your sons cheek. “I just laid her down and couldn’t stop staring at them. They’re so tiny and perfect, and all ours. I thought I was going to pass out when the nurse said there were two heartbeats that day, but you were so calm. That’s how I knew everything was going to be ok, I knew that with you my family would be perfect. Because I have you to thank for everything.” He said pulling you into his side and wrapping his arms around you. “They are perfect, aren’t they?” You whispered gazing at the innocent sleeping babies, looking up see him smiling at you. “The perfect son and the perfect daughter with the most beautiful and perfect girl ever. I’m so damn lucky.”

Ashton: Your two sons were the spitting image of their father. The bright hazel eyes, the untamable curls, the deep dimples, the loud giggles, and of course the crazy energy. The identical twins didn’t do anything without each other, that also meant they both started crawling the same day. It was quite interesting to see your tall, muscular husband crawl around on all fours chasing after them and making growling noises. You laughed as you watched them stare at their daddy and make the cute little squeals at each other before crawling away from them. You decided to get down and play along with them, stopping in front of their path, smiling when they stopped and stared at you with blank faces. “I’m going to get you!” You exclaimed, their screeches echoing around your house as you shared a look with Ashton. Crawling towards them before they could figure out how to escape. Scooping up one of your eight month old boys and blowing raspberries on his neck, seeing Ashton do the same to your other son. Making eye contact with your baby as he lightly tapped your cheek, grabbing his tiny hand and kissing it. “I love my baby boy so much.” Leaning over to kiss the one in Ashton’s arms, “And of course you my boy too.” “I don’t know what we were thinking when we made two.” Ashton giggled as you rolled your eyes. “That’s a talk you need to have with your sperm my friend. I just did the carrying and giving birth to them part.” “You are the most incredible woman in the world. You married me, you gave me two amazing sons. I don’t think there’s enough words to explain how much I love you.” Smiling as your sons lost interest in their parents not paying attention to them and crawling away. “Well you’re a pretty amazing man too. You loved me enough to marry me, our sons are exactly like you and that’s all I could ever want. I’m so happy that I have you and I fall more in love with you every day” Grabbing his face to peck his lips a few times. “I am so madly in love with you.” He mumbled, pulling you closer to have a more passionate kiss.

Luke: Slowly opening your eyes and looking over you already noticed that Luke was awake. “Good morning sleeping beauty.” Rolling your eyes as he scooted closer and kissed your forehead. “How long have you been awake?” You questioned. “Just a few minutes. I’ve been thinking about what today is. I can’t believe it’s been a year.” Snuggling closer you laid your head on his chest and played with the fingers interlocked with yours. “I know. Our babies are a year old today. It feels just like yesterday we were seeing those two babies in there for the first time. You were so sure that both of them were going to be boys.” Running your hand over his bare chest you felt his heart beat a little faster. “I’m very happy with my princess though. And my prince of course. I could never forget my queen either.” You smiled as he placed another kiss on your head. “Shall we go get our birthday kids, my love?” Getting out of be and dragging Luke down the hall by his hand. Smiling as you realized both kids were awake and standing in their cribs. “Good morning my angels.” You said walking to your sons crib to pick him up as Luke did the same with your daughter. “My babies first birthday.” You couldn’t help letting a few tears leak down your cheeks, blushing as Luke gently wipe them away. “Babe don’t cry, it’s only their first birthday. They’re not going anywhere anytime soon.” “I know. I just kinda miss the days when they were so tiny and couldn’t do anything without me. Now they can walk ask for juice and I just want my little babies back.” You cried out, kissing the twins on their cheeks before burying your face into Luke’s chest. You had many more tears for the rest of the day, but they were happy tears. Even crying from laughing so hard as they managed to get cake all over each other and both you and Luke. That night all four of you were snuggling in your big bed. Sighing you made eye contact with Luke while he sang and you rubbed your tiny daughters back. “This has been the best year of my entire life.” You whispered, not wanting to wake your babies. “Becoming a father was the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me. It beats all the gigs, the award shows, the red carpets, the photo shoots. Everything I want or need is right here in this bed. I definitely didn’t think we would have twins when we started trying for babies but it’s amazing. So thank you for the most amazing year. I love you.” You mouthed I love you back and blushed as he reached for your hand and kissed each of your fingers.