A/N: This is so long I apologize but I want to settle a lot of things in the
beginning, also I had to cut it at the part I was most excited to write because
of the length fhdfjdjbjf
Summary: A knock on your door may seem like the most uninteresting thing that
can happen in a passing day, but it actually isn’t. Especially not when the
knock belongs to a boy who brings you on exciting adventures and opens your
eyes to things you had never appreciated before
your head pounding the next morning. Dreading to open your eyes and face the
light glimpsing through the curtains, you stayed still and felt the pounding
getting stronger and stronger. You started to wonder if it wasn’t just in your
head, because when you listened more carefully – the sounds got sharper. More
knocking at the door. You dragged yourself out of bed, only to realise you were
in last night’s clothes and had failed to remove your makeup before going to
sleep. Following your memory, you had two glasses of wine and three shots of
vodka the night before – well, at least you thought that was the correct
Netherlands: “What in God’s name is wrong with you?! Have you got no pride in your body, or did it leave along with your common sense?! Answer me!I work day and night for you, and you repay me with being a disappointment of a son! How could I ever be proud of you, if all you do is be involved in crime! Tell me!”
South Holland: “You’ll never be proud of me anyway, even IFI did anything right! Because you never fucking notice it! You wouldn’t care if I’d end up in a hospital! You don’t even give a damn about me, fucking die in a ditch!”
Thrawn tracks down older Car'das and literally sells him on the idea to go on an adventure with him all around the galaxy while he dresses up in robes and pretends to be a royal and Car'das is his chauffeur and it’s fucking magnificent.
different anon, they're totally right. there's so many people who get the wisdom and carefulness of zenyatta right, but NOBODY adds in his subtle sense of humor. you're amazing at this ❤
adfjkd No lie, that’s one of the things that bothers me about a lot of other Zenyattas (not just in RP, but in fanfiction as well!) They’re just 100% zen without any other character traits. He is there to be the wise old monk trope, the emotional support, and not much else. It’s just…
There are so many cute little quirks and goofiness. The taunt emote alone is just absolutely the cutest, silliest thing, AND IT COMES IN SPRAY FORM TOO. Then there’s the fist bump? And some of the lines in the game (not the voice lines, but the actual in-play lines)-
“I’m on fire, but an extinguisher is not necessary.”
“Time is an illusion, but the illusion is about to run out.”
“I see a turret… it is very real.”
Why would the turret not be real, Zenyatta? WHY WOULD THE TURRET NOT BE REAL? You’re a fucking troll, Zenyatta, and I love you for it.
But yeah, I live for Zenyatta’s subtle, snarky humor.
“I win this round, Genji.” You smugass little shit.
Gosh, and the way he drags people? Seriously, go here, look at his elimination lines. Zenyatta takes no prisoners.
AHEM. Listen. I could go on about this all day. Zenyatta is a little shit and he gets away with it because he’s cute and no one expects it from him. This is what I aim for, honestly. Zenyatta, the cute little shit.
Has Darkiplier ever made Wilford really mad? Like mad enough that Dark was banished to the couch for a night or two?
Definitely. Dark tends to say cruel things without really intending them to be as cruel as they are. He said something to Wilford, an insult that was just too much. Wilford banned Dark to the couch for a week.