King Dragon strikes me as the kind of person who sounds intimidating at first, but then you realise that he’s sort of just here to be edgy. He’s never actually fought Dennis (at least from what I’ve seen of him), except for the time that he tried rapping at him, I guess.
Like the townspeople were like “Dennis, we need your help to defeat King Dragon!”
And Dennis is like “Why? Is he destroying villages, burning crops, and/or wreaking havoc upon the land?”
And the townspeople just go “No, he’s just really annoying. Can you make him go away?”
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Plot (Requested): Draco
broke up with you, but he regretted it when you started hanging out
too much with Blaise.
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It’s been a week since Draco broke up with you, but still you
denied believing that. How could he believe that it was your fault
that his father went to jail? Sure, you knew about the Dumbledore’s
Army, but you’d never imagine that they’ll act against the Dark
Lord, who’d says that Lucius would be involved.
Now, all you wanted to do was sit alone in the grass and wait for
the last month of class to pass, so you could go home, far from your
stupid ex boyfriend.
“Adel? What are you doing here? We’ve got class in a few
You turned around to face your best friend, Blaise. He looked
worried, his eyebrows furrowed and his mouth sketching a smile.
“I know Blaise, I just…”
“Don’t want to go to class knowing that Malfoy is going to be
there too, right?”
“Hear me, I know he’s mad at you, but he’s mad at everyone
right now. What happened with his father… He’ll get over it and
then he’ll come back to you. Don’t worry. In the min time, I’m
here for anything you need.”
You smiled. It’s good to know you had someone to count with,
and Blaise was actually a great option. When you’re with Draco,
he’s too jealous to understand that you wanna hang around with your
male friends, but now, you two were going to have time to catch up.
“Let’s go to class. You don’t want Snape to be forgive his
favorite student in front of everyone.”
“Hey! Just because he likes me that doesn’t mean I get
“I weren’t talking ‘bout you, I’m his favorite student.”
“A boy can dream.”, you joked and got up, going to potions
class with him.
Two Weeks Later…
Draco hasn’t talked to you yet, but instead of feeling sorry
for yourself, you decided to enjoy the last days of class. Blaise
particularly was helping you a lot to get over the pain; he was
always joking around you, making you laugh and forget your problems.
“Can you believe it? She actually tried to kiss me! I’m
Blaise was doing drama, cause a Ravenclaw girl tried to kiss him.
You were laying in his lap, laughing at his unbelievable
“Poor girl, Zabini. She must be heartbroken right now.”
“Oh, come on, you don’t just try to force someone to kiss
In that moment, Draco walked in, looking at you to and rolling
his eyes. Of course, as you were laying in Blaise’s lap, you
couldn’t see it, but your friend could, and being so tired of that
uncomfortable situation between you and Malfoy, he decided to help
(in a not so discreet way).
“I mean, I understand her, of course, who wouldn’t want to
kiss me?” He asked at you. You lough.
“How can you be so full of yourself?”
“I don’t know, but you must like it right? You were with
At the mention of his name, the blonde boy turned to you, clearly
annoyed, but also curious to see what you were going to say next.
“And you think I like you because of that?”
“I’m sure.” Blaise looked at Malfoy and pretended to bow
over you as he was going to kiss you. That was the last drop needed
to Draco to freak out. He got up and leaded to the sofa, pulling you
“WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO DO ZABINI?” He
“Relax man, I was doing what I had to.”
“What you had to? You were going to fucking kiss my girl!”
“Excuse me?” You asked, trying to do not smile at the fact
that he just called you “his girl” and focusing in the overly
“Last time I checked, Malfoy, you broke up with her for
something that was not her fault. She’s not your girl.” Draco
blushed. He was screaming in the middle of the Common Room, making a
hell of a scene and at the end, he was the wrong. “But”, Blaise
continued, “she misses you as much as I’m sure you miss her. So
fix thinks, you fucking idiot.”
He left the room smiling. You and Draco faced each other for a
time, till you let go of his grip and run away. He ran after you,
reaching you at an empty hall.
“Adel, I’m sorry…”
“Malfoy, I’m not in the mood for an argument, ok?”
“I’m not going to argue with you. Listen, I just want to
apologize for what I’ve done, not only in the Common Room right
now, but weeks ago, I shouldn’t have blamed you for something you
couldn’t know, and I really regret it, ok? Seeing Zabini there,
ready to kiss you, that… I don’t know how to explain, I just
couldn’t let that happens. I…”
“What, Draco?” You asked, trying to stop your heart from
melting with his words.
“I can’t lose you, and I’m sorry. Forgive me, please. I
need you, Adelaine.”
Sighing, you opened your arms and hugged him. Draco pressed you
against his chest, berrying his nose on your hair.
“It’s ok, you scandal king.”
He lough, and kissed the top of your head.
“Whatever you want. Just keep in mind that makes you the
Scandal Queen. And that you love me.”
You rolled your eyes, knowing that he couldn’t be more right.
“Come on! You seriously expect us to believe that you just so happened to be there?”
Crowley sighed, wishing these damn morons would listen for the first time in their damned existence.
“How many times? I was simply enjoying my day and y/n was the one who called for help. Do you bloody idiots really think I’d ever try and hurt the one I l-”
He stopped himself from saying anymore, knowing he couldn’t reveal anything.
Not when your brothers, Dean in particular, wouldn’t even give a dude the chance to try and flirt with you.
Of course, you cockblocked him in return, ruining many many chances of him hooking up with someone, not that you’d have left with any of the dudes in the first place.
But Dean was protective…extremely protective of you.
So there was no way he’d be ok with finding out about the King of Hell’s feelings for you.
“The one you… what, Crowley? Cos from what I remember, you’ve tried to kill us at least a billion times. So…”
Crowley grumbled, knowing they wouldn’t believe a single word he said, especially not when the demon who’d taken you had cut you up pretty bad.
“The one who saved me, you dick”, you groaned.
Everyone snapped their heads back, seeing you wincing as you sat up slightly.
“Whoa! Take it easy, y/n”.
You took a hold of Dean’s hand, smiling softly at him.
“Thanks. Now, leave him alone, he saved me”.
“He did? You sure?”
You rolled your eyes, scoffing at his attempts to baby you.
He always did have a habit of treating you like a confused child.
“Yes, Mr Dean. He did save me. Now get out of my face, moron”.
Sam stifled a grin as Dean grumbled, knowing you were absolutely fine.
“You ok, love?”
“Love? Don’t call y/n, love!”
“Dean…shut up. He can call me whatever the hell he wants”.
“What? No, he can’t. And he can’t call you ‘love’. No way”.
Crowley simply watched you, slightly intrigued and also amused, wondering what you were about to do.
“Yes he can. He can call me love, pet, darling, honey…whatever the fuck he wants. Cos if you haven’t noticed me coming back stinking like scotch and charcoal…I’m dating Crowley. And before you say a single word”, you cut them off, knowing they’d just oppose, “you dated a demon and fucked a werewolf”, you pointed out, making Sam embarrassed and slightly ashamed.
“And you’ve fucked like 1000 women in a year…pretty sure you’ve most likely caught something by now. Oh yea, and you had a kid with an Amazon!”
You knew you seemed a little harsh, but your brothers were controlling and slightly obsessed with making sure you remained as innocent and pure as they’d convinced themselves you were.
“Well, now that you know…might want to leave for a few hours. I have a lot of making up to do”.
Sam and Dean grimaced at the thought of you being touched by Crowley in any way…especially in the way they knew you’d be doing.