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Spells - Dean Winchester x Reader

Title: Spells

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word count: Around 3k+

Warnings: None

Prompt: Can you do a Deanxreader: the boys go on a hunt where there are victims from different kinds of monsters. They find a toddler (reader) talking about a witch has been summoning monsters to kill her. They bring her to Bobby who recognizes her and tells the boys she should be the same age as Dean. While the brothers go to kill the witch, the spell wears off and she leaves before they get back. After a few weeks she ends up rescuing them and Dean ask her to join them because he is falling for her? (Slightly altered towards the end)

“Alright sweetheart-” Dean smiled down at you as he tucked you inside the car, a blanket wrapped around you “You’re gonna wait here while I go find the moose and we will be right back, ok?”

“N-no” you whined slightly, not letting go of him; looking up at him with tears in your eyes.

“Sweetheart” he said in a soft tone “My brother’s in there fighting those nutjobs. He needs my help.” Dean placed a hand on top of your head as you whimpered slightly.

“But- but the witch-” you stuttered “The witch will get you.” you were on the verge of crying, holding desperately ontothe man.

Dean’s green eyes filled with sorrow, there were a few things that could break him and one of those was a little girl begging for him to not leave her. And if it wasn’t for his brother being in there he really would have stayed by your side.

“No” you whimpered “No- I don’t want her to get you.” yor lower lip trembled as you shut your eyes and wrapped your small arms around his neck. He brought you a sense of comfort and peace, like you were at home and someone could finally take care of you. Like you could finally be put to rest in his arms.

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Imagine being Tig's daughter.

Originally posted by northernbluetwo

Tig wasn’t surprised when you were standing hand in hand with Jax at Abel’s coming home bash, he had nothing but joy actually, the smile never leaving his face as you cradled that beautiful baby boy and looked at him with all the love in the world, as you sat on his father’s lap, whose eyes were never leaving you.  

Originally posted by wifin-niggaz

It didn’t surprise him either when at Donna’s funeral your face lit up when you saw Jax walking over, and you walked away to hand him his cut. You looked like you were gonna go back to your spot but his hand grabbed your hand as you turned and you stopped. Seconds later you both were walking toward your childhood best friend’s grave, leaving your father with nothing but a smile on his face as he watched you leave. 

Originally posted by pandapunk825

 He was never prouder then the time you told him about flipping Ima off as Jax fucked you in a bathroom and how later that night you actually punched her in the face for calling you a biker whore. As you recounted the story to Tig he couldn’t stop thinking about how proud he was that his little princess grew up to be a person who was not going to take no shit from no one. 


 His heart broke when you ran away crying because you found out he was the reason Donna was dead. He figured you would never speak to him again, your words still ran through his head when he thought about it. 

“Daddy, how could you, you are by far the worst person I have ever met, and I never want to see you again, unless it’s because you are in a fucking wooden box." 

 You stormed off as Tig’s eyes watered, he found himself just sitting at the bar, drinking until the pain went away. The pain didn’t go away though for hours and it wasn’t the alcohol that made it go away. 

"I get it ok, you were acting on orders. As much as what you did was a dick move you at least tried to make it right. And I’m sorry I reacted like that, I love you." 

 When your arms wrapped around him he felt as though he would never experience that kind of heart break from you again. 

 Until right now, as he sat at the end of the metal pit, the smell of burnt flesh filling the air as he sat there defenseless. He could still hear your screams and the sound of Pope laughing as you slowly died. He managed to call the guys and at the sound of the engines he knew it was his fault, you were dead because of him and as Jax ran up behind him all that could come out was, "they killed our girl Jax, and now we gotta kill him.”

Protective Father Mode

Request-request for some John love? I’m desperate!! one where the reader is his youngest child and goes through her first real heartbreak and he comes through for her and comforts her? :) @itsrainbowunicornstuff

Word count-682

Warnings-Mild swearing and mentions of break up 

Tag- @evyiione

A/n- Again I’m really sorry it’s up late! But I hope you enjoy some John fluff <3

You didn’t have the most normal life. Probably the most normal thing you had is going to school. But you didn’t care. You have two amazing older brothers, a dad who most of the time can be strict but you knew he loved you all, and an amazing boyfriend. You met Zack in your history class and that’s where it all started. He is the most kind and gorgeous boy you’ve ever met. You loved him and he loved you … well that’s what you thought.

“Excuse me?” You asked Zack on the phone while unpacking your stuff in a motel. Sam and Dean were on a different hunt so it was just you and John.

“(Y/n) your a lovely girl and so beautiful but I don’t think it’s going to work out. I feel we both can find someone better do you understand?”  He was using kind words but you could tell he wanted one of your friends whose he’s been talking to behind your back.

“Screw. You.” You say holding the tears back and hanging up.”

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Headcanon: Jacob with his pregnant girlfriend

-Jacob is always an overprotective bunny because he is so afraid someone could hurt his loved one
-So imagine him when she is pregnant omg
-He is so paranoid that she would roll her eyes at him at least one-hundred times a day
-Because yes he’d get reeeeeeeally apprehensive
-Like ordering his Rooks to patrol DAY AND NIGHT near his wife’s house
-Or costantly taking days off from his assassin and gang leader duties just to stay with her
-Or when he is on a mission he’d sneak off from the field and go and check on her
-Did I also mention how he would be like when he comes back home at night, only to find his wife sleeping peacefully?
-(Hey, is that a tear in you eye, Jacob?)
-He would carefully sit on the bed near her and spend several minutes caressing her locks and kissing her belly
-Yeah he loves kissing her belly
-Especially in the third trimester
-Because it is so swollen that he can feel the baby moving from the inside
-Oh, I almost forgot - he would talk to it, too
-“Ohi, Little Rook? Can you hear daddy, Little Rook?” “Jacob, our baby is NOT going to be a Rook.” “*sad face*”
-And he’d love feeling it kicking under his touch or watching his wife’s amused expression
-And, hey - imagine if he had two twins
-“So, brother of mine, how are you two going to call them?” “Is it not obvious, sweet sister?” “Why?” “Jacob and Evie Frye junior, of course!” “*facepalm*”
-Yes he would go crazy at the idea of having twins
-*childbirth* *hears his wife screaming* “oh my shiT WHY IS SHE SCREAMING IS SOMETHING GOING WRONG?!” “It is normal Jac-” “SHUT UP YOU GOB”
-Yup, the childbirth would be as happy as frightening for him
-Losing his mother during childbirth, he has the same fear now since he is going to have a baby himself
-Like choosing the most brilliant doctors at the moment of the birth
-But when she goes into labour he’d get so scared (do you remember when your Sim went into labour on your The Sims and her husband got panicked? He’d do exactly the same) that he would not even have the time and the lucidity to think properly
-So he ends up picking any doctor from the streets
-But then the doctor gets out of the door and gives good news
-Oh, right. He couldn’t give good news before Jacob rushes to him with a face like “OH GODDAMN IT HOW IS SHE HOW IS THE BABY ARE THEY TWINS YOU GODDAMN BASTARD TELL ME HOW IS SHE”
-He would definitely cry like a child for how happy he is too see she’s okay
-Ahem ahem, I meant, THEY are okay.
-His son (or daughter)’s birth would probably make him change his mind
-He would become more careful, mature and responsible
-Because he knows he now has to protect a family, and that’s all that matters
-I should have put this in the first sentences but CAN YOU IMAGINE HIS REACTION ONCE HE DISCOVERS SHE’S PREGNANT?
-Like he would first look shocked by it with a “wadda fuck” face
-But then he realizes and immediately hugs her tightly
-Whispering hundreds of sweet nothings
-“aaaaaahw romantic Jacob💓
-“OH BLOODY HELL I AM GONNA BE A FATHER”
-He didn’t get along very well with his father, and he wants his child to have the best parents in this world
-Even though he still fears he might repeat Ethan’s same mistakes and not making his child proud of him
-But we know he is gonna be a wonderful father and love his family more than himself

Home (Tony Stark!Adoptive Dad x Reader, Peter Parker x Reader)

(Hey guys so I’m not really sure if I like how this turned out but it was requested so I’m gonna go ahead and post it anyways. Also, there is a lot more Tony then there is Peter! Just letting you know!) 

Requested : Yes! (So this is a kinda big request can u do one where the reader is Tony Starks daughter and she’s adopted so she has fire powers, and Spider-Man gets added to the team and the reader has seen the videos of him Tony showed her and she like became a huge fan, Peter ends up liking her a lot too but Tony is really overprotective, sorry if it’s really specific.)

Warnings: A little sad (i guess), lil fluffy with Peter that’s it.

Word Count: 1,261

ENJOY! REQUEST ARE ALWAYS OPEN!


It was as if it happened yesterday. You remember it all, you remembered the heat, you remember the tightening in your chest, you remember your screams when you knew you were no longer in your own control, you remember the feeling of people running from you, and mostly you remembered the feeling of guilt.

You had hurt so many people, simply because you lost control of your power, you were left alone and abandoned by a family that once loved you uncontrollably. 

You were so young and so afraid of the world, your powers made people scared of you, you knew you were never going to be able to feel normal, and that hurt, that frightened you.

Then you found a place called home.

Tony Stark, found you on the streets alone pushing along a shopping cart with lord knows what, the first thing he said to you was, “Where’s your family kid?” He had pulled up next to you, in one of those shiny cars that you only see in the movies, and you froze, you knew who it was, and you knew what he was capable of, so your first reaction, you lifted up your hand making fire come out of each of your fingertips. His face was frozen in shock, “You should probably come with me.” You nodded not questioning and getting into his car.

It had been about 3 years since then, and you were now living with Tony Stark in the Avengers headquarters, with your now, so-called ‘family’. You were the youngest, until one day Tony told you he was ready to recruit someone else to the team.

He sat you on the couch with him, showing you videos of this, thing swinging from building to building, saving people from getting hit by cars, and stopping small robberies and immediately you were interested in who was under the mask.

You remembered spending days on your computer, looking up every video of the Spider-Man, every picture, every incident that involved him. You were so curious about who was under the mask, and how could anyone get a power like that. It was so different to you.

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Pregnant at Jurassic World Owen Grady x Reader

Pairing: Owen Grady x Reader

Summary: You struggle to find a way to tell the man you love that you are pregnant with his child. 

This Request [ x ]

Author: Me

Reader Gender: Female

Word Count: 1697

Warnings: Blood

A/N: I AM SO SO SORRY,

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A non-comic book reader's guide to the differences between the Preacher books vs. show
  • Jesse's backstory
  • Show: His father was a preacher and owned a church. He grew up in Anville Texas and knew Tulip from a young age. He prayed for his father to die and then witnessed his father getting gunned down.
  • Book: Jesse's father was a soldier, his mother was the daughter of a fucked up lady who was obsessed with religion. Jesse's grandmother sends men to kidnap the Custer family and bring them back to her creepy farm. When John Custer tried to escape with his wife and son, Jody (one of the crazy men) shoots him in the head in front of his wife and son. Jesse is tortured throughout his life and loses his mom. He eventually loses the fight and becomes a preacher like his grandma wanted him to.
  • Tulip's backstory
  • Show: Mother was a prostitute, uncle was a drunk. Went with child services. Name is not actually Tulip?
  • Books: Grew up with her daddy because her mom died in childbirth. Her name is actually Tulip. Her dad raised her like he would raise a son, which made it hard for her to fit in with the boys or girls but it made her a badass. Her father died in a hunting accident and she got sent to a boarding school, where she met her best friend. Eventually, she met Jesse and fell in love, and the rest is history.
  • Cassidy
  • Book: Addict, but an extremely likable dude who makes bad life choices.
  • Show: Basically, nailed Cassidy so far. You don't find out about his dark side until much later in the books.
  • Emily: Loves Jesse. Is a stay at home mom.
  • Books: NA. Why is she a show character? No idea.
  • Eugene
  • Show: Got rejected, shot girl and himself.
  • Book: His father physically and mentally abused him, he was bullied, and his only friend was a sociopath who killed animals and was obsessed with Nirvana. When Kurt Cobain shot himself, Eugene's friend convinced him that they should commit suicide the same way. Eugene survived and decided to be the best person he could be and continued to be shit on by the entire world. Eugene is a fucking tragic character, and would never have done what the show made him do, but whatever. Why did they do that?! Why?! I'm gonna go cry now.
  • Saint of Killers: Basically, perfection. Keep doing what you're doing show. His scenes are almost taken exactly out of the comics.

anonymous asked:

having a lil child with Hoseok?

hi yes as a hoseok biased girl this was v easy for me and like wow i hope you enjoy we can share hoseok okay im not willing to part

Dad Hoseok

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

  • yo yo yo back at it again with my bias wow we can all marry hoseok i dont think im ready to part with him
  • im kidding
  • this one should be interesting cause bias but im ready to get at it!!
  • hoseok to me is someone who would want kids as soon as he’s married
  • he wouldn’t want to have kids before hand because wow that is a lot of work and he would want to know the person he is having kids with is someone who he will be the spending the rest of his life with and he would just be a very traditional guy?
  • like he would know the dangers of having kids before marriage and how that often ends poorly so he would definitely want to be married first
  • but as soon as you guys tie the knight he’s like hello yes time to have a little jung running around the house what do you say to that
  • “hoseok you’re already like raising one kid i don’t think that i could deal with another one right now”
  • and of course he pouts and gets all whiny and hides his face in a pillow until you agree to wanting to have kids
  • tbh he would probably tell all the boys you two were having a baby but he would never specify when honestly and they would all be hyped because what another baby what is this?? and they’re all ready to throw a baby shower and you’re like “just hold up for a second um im not pregnant”
  • and everyone kinda gives hoseok a look and he’s like “well we’re gonna have a baby soon, right jagiya~?”
  • “i dont know hoseok i would probably prefer to get a dog instead”
  • you’re just teasing him
  • if his partner was willing to have kids as early as he wanted (bcuz obviously the man doesn’t make the ultimate decision, ladies are the ones who have to lug that thing around for nine months) he would probably be the third to have a kid after taehyung and jin
  • he would make the best dad can you imagine hoseok as a dad like that kid is gonna be spoiled rotten
  • and you know that because hoseok spoils you enough as is like your kid is gonna be a brat
  • kidding of course they couldn’t with hoseok as a parent
  • okay but now about the actual pregnancy
  • you realize you’re gonna have a baby pretty early on like you take one of those tests when you get really suspicious and you’re like oh yikES
  • not because you don’t want the baby but because the boys just left for some promoting deal all over in japan or something and they won’t be home for like a month and a half> maybe two? and like you weren’t exactly planning to get pregnant (you wanted to wait until the promo ended so you could have hoseok with you through it all) but hey sometimes things happen
  • a baby is one of thoe things
  • you also desperately want to tell hoseok in person like he was so excited to have a lil baby it wouldn’t do him justice to tell him over skype
  • so you sit there, staring down at the test like what do i do?
  • and so you decide you do what any normal person would do in this situation and you’re just not gonna bring it up until he gets back home
  • you’re not gonna tell anyone actually (like nance smh)
  • you’re gonna keep it on the down low because if you tell someone, they might let it slip to hoseok and that is the last thing you need
  • you’re gonna tough it out
  • you’re literally gonna tough it out because morning sickness has wrecked you
  • and time differences so like the only time hoseok can talk to you is like after things go down with promoting so usually late at night for him
  • and for my time at least twenty two there is like nine here so for the sake of this let’s say when he does get to skype you and call you it’s kinda early in the morning
  • and you’re sitting there in your computer chair, and on the floor next to you is a huge ass bowl just in case
  • you’re seriously doing everything your power not to tell him every time you two Skype because you want to tell him so badly but you know it’ll be so much better if you wait to tell him in person
  • so you keep a giant pillow up against your chest that you snuggle up so he can’t see anything (not like anything would be there yet but just in case) and you’re holding your tea (the one thing that doesn’t make you queasy) and you’re smiling for hoseok but he can tell something is off
  • you’ve been holding in this huge secret and that’s never healthy and it’s taking a toll on you like hoseok can tell you’re stressed
  • your hair is mess and there are dark bags under your eyes and your cheeks look sunken and pale but whenever he brings it up you say something like “oh it’s work, really”
  • but he doesn’t believe it at all
  • and the other boys can see because he’s been eating less and all he does is stare down at his phone and he’s really not doing good
  • namjoon is the one who finally calls you
  • and he asks if you’re doing okay and you give him the same spiel you give hoseok about being stressed about work or whatever and namjoon doesn’t buy it
  • and he has a heart to heart with you like namjoon would be amazing at those kind of talks don’t you think
  • “look I know you’re not telling us the truth. you may think you’re doing it for the best but isn’t it a little selfish? letting hoseok stress and worry about you but not letting him in on what’s wrong? doesn’t that seem selfish on your part? I think you need to talk to him… you guys are married after all”
  • and namjoon really puts it into perspective for you like he’s right you are being selfish
  • hoseok does nothing but love you and care for you and put you first and you thought you were doing what was right but it’s worse that you’ve caused him to panic over you
  • and so you decide to call him the next morning right away
  • but first you go to the store…
  • okay okay so you wake up the next morning right and you fix yourself up a bit
  • and you head downstairs to the computer and you turn on Skype and hoseok is already calling you
  • “jagiya morning how are you my love are you feeling better? are you feeling okay? are you eating enough? are you sleep-”
  • “hoseok”
  • “are you making sure that you take care of yourself? namjoon said he called you last night, he said you seemed to be doing better is that true?”
  • “hoseok, namjoon helped me realize that I need to tell you something”
  • and he freezes
  • he’s bare faced and beautiful right now just letting you know
  • but he looks so scared and you shake your head and you quickly grab something that was right down near your feet and it’s a little uncomfortable but whatever
  • okay but you’re now holding a pair of baby shoes and they’re probably heelys throwback and you’re smiling so softly
  • “hoseok we’re having a baby”
  • and he’s silent and that worried you because maybe he actually isn’t ready maybe he isn’t prepared to be a dad what if you messed this up
  • but then he screams okay scratch that he shrieks and he starts jumping up and down and he’s spinning in circles and yelling and yoongi busts down the door and comes running in because he thinks hoseok got hurt or something
  • and hoseok just runs over to yoongi and tackles him to the ground and you hear a thump but you can’t see him cause he moved out of the frame oops and yoongi starts cursing and hoseok is still screaming
  • “YOONGI HYUNG IM HAVING A SMALL BEAN BABY DO YOU WANT ME TO NAME HIM AFTER YOU”
  • you still can’t see anything cause hoseok is a mess
  • but you hear him crying now and yoongi is congratulating him and by now all the other boys have run into the room and they’re all flooding the camera and asking you for how long and when’s the due date and all these questions and you’re tearing up cause you can’t believe you didn’t tell him sooner
  • when he’s off the ground hoseok shoves everyone away oops and tells you to get your belly up to the camera so he can kiss the baby and say hi he’s so cute god ily hoseok
  • every morning he starts the video call by saying hello to the baby and then asking how you’re feeling and he’s so cute
  • he does a cute voice when talking to the baby “like hello lil munchkin it’s me your pops how you doing in there is it comfy”
  • okay but when they do come home you go to pick him up from the airport and by this point you’re like three months pregnant?? about?? all I know about pregnancy is based off nance tbh but you have like a minimal bump it’s like not even there honestly but
  • and he gets off the plane and he walks in to the gate and and look who’s there it’s you and he shoves jin and namjoon out of the way and he sprints over to you and he picks you up and spins you around in his arms and kisses your face all over and then gets on his knee and kisses your bump all over and starts rambling to the baby “hi it’s me its me, your dad I can’t believe I’m finally meeting you”
  • okay but hoseok doesn’t let you do anything while you’re pregnant
  • you’re reaching for a cup to get some water and he bolts up from across the room and gets it for you instead
  • “jagiya don’t you dare strain yourself that’s how you get hurt!!”
  • “hoseok it’s a cup…?”
  • you try to get up in the middle of the night cause pregnant ladies always need to pee oh my god and hoseok jerks awake and he physically carries you to the bathroom so you don’t strain yourself
  • he has a list of baby names on the fridge already and he adds a new one every single day
  • except you start to notice that there are only boy names up in this camp and you kinda?? “we aren’t gonna find out the gender.. you remember that conversation right hoseok darling??”
  • “please honey i know this is gonna be a boy baby okay”
  • “how you know this??”
  • “well because when-”
  • you just give him a look like please hoseok i dont even wanna hear what obscure theory you have about childbirth cause i bet theyre all lies yoongi has been feeding you
  • yoongi is really invested in this baby cause hoseok was his lil babe he needed to protect and he low key needs to make sure everything is okay
  • he is the most supportive of hoseok like sometimes hobi will come to him in tears cause he’s worried that he won’t be a good father or something ?? and he gets so stressed and yoongi tells him that he will be the best dad in the world and that this kid is gonna have the best family in the world and it’s really super touching
  • anyway
  • hoseok goes overboard with buying things for the nursery and everything!! you guys paint it a light green okay and it has this cute jungle theme and you have lots of animal plushies and this little wallpaper border that goes around the wall and a rocking chair and he sits in it all the time “soon i’ll be sitting here with our baby”
  • he buys the cutest clothes for the baby too oh my god and all of them say daddy’s prince or daddy’s boy and you’re like hoseok this could be a small girl and he’s still shoving the cart with daddy’s number one onesies
  • his sister sends you two lots of baby clothes too!! and bunch of never before seen pics of baby hobi to inspire you
  • you guys keep all your baby pics around cause when your baby is born you wanna compare the child to you two as small lil kids
  • probably goes up to random strangers like “hi my wife is pregnant doesn’t she look so amazing though wow when the baby is born i can send you some pics!!”
  • “um that’s wonderful sir but would you like to pay cash or credit”
  • every single night he calls his parents to update them on the baby and let them know that everything is going smoothly
  • he also asks his dad for advice cause i think hoseok is someone who internalizes his problems and always expects himself to be perfect so he’s a little stressed about not doing something right so he needs all the advice he can get
  • practices dad things with tae and jin’s babies but mostly tae’s cause he’s a bit older and jin doesn’t like people going near his little girl
  • like he holds the baby and he squeals every time he gets the little thing to laugh or smile and you look on fondly cause he’s going to be the most perfect dad in the world
  • he always has his hands on the bay bump like you guys are sitting and watching psych?? well he just keeps a hand on the belly and traces hearts and smiles and i love you and it tickles a lot and you end up giggling
  • that’s when the first kick happens tbh
  • like you two are chilling and watching your movie and he traces down the name he really likes for the baby like his most favorite name he’s been pestering you about for ages now and he finishes the last letter and the baby kicks really hard and you two freeze then stare at each other
  • he screams and you scream and you both start to tear up a bit and he’s hugging you super tight and he kisses your face all over
  • whenever you guys go to the doctors he’s a little stressed “um is my baby healthy are they gonna be here soon and by they i mean he cause i know my own child’s gender trust me”
  • and the nurses think it’s so funny cause like obvious first time parents right here
  • but your baby is super healthy and when hoseok sees the little picture thing for the first time he full out weeps like not tearing up nope he’s sobbing and he squeezes your hand because that’s his baby?? and they’re so healthy and perfect?? and it’s actually happening, he’s actually going to be a father??
  • okay but he takes the time out of his day to sit down and he has one hand on your belly and the other is holding a large book of fairy tales and he reads to your lil baby every single night cause he loves reading and he wants his baby to have that seem love and he wants to let the baby hear his voice as much as possible
  • the baby likes to kick when he reads so he does it a lot more
  • decides that the baby will be dancing the day they take their first steps and he has all these baby dance shoes ready for the moment it happens even though you’re like “that’s gonna take a few months there buddy”
  • he loves to make some songs for the baby not like hardcore songs but like just more like nursery rhyme type things and he’ll sing them at the top of his lungs all the days long
  • you guys don’t have a gender reveal party cause you didn’t want to find out anyhow but yoongi does organize something for you two
  • except it’s him and namjoon and chim cause the others are busy with babies or their own upcoming pregnancies oops
  • they send gifts though
  • and you can tell hoseok is upset he plays it off though all casual like he doesn’t seek to care at all but you know he’s upset
  • like he eats his cake all glum and yoongi and namjoon are exchanging looks and they seem rather worried and you’re rubbing his back and he doesn’t wanna seem ungrateful especially cause yoongi even baked the cake by himself!!
  • and you’re opening presents and it’s super cute and fun and hoseok begins to cheer up but then the doorbell rings
  • hoseok gets up to open it cause you’re too swollen for this crap
  • there’s all the boys and they’re smiling wide and giggling and they step aside and there is hoseok’s family
  • they went to the airport to pick them up surprise!!
  • and it’s lots of hugging and crying and more hugging and it’s so cute and they’re sicheng precious and cute and they’re all gaping at your belly cause wow you’re so big you’re gonna burst
  • you guys play all these fun baby shower games and yoongi and namjoon end up winning all of them tbqh
  • and you guys make the spare room all ready and they’re gonna stay for a few months to help with the baby cause they know he’s more than worried about everything and like in Asian cultures grandparents do a lot with the kids !! they’re really super involved and his parents wanted to be there
  • they’re the one who end up taking you to the hospital surprise!!
  • it’s probably a week before your due date and you’re cooking dinner and hoseok’s parents are helping you out by setting the table and stuff and you guys are talking about the baby how cute
  • hoseok said he would be home late; they’re learning a new dance routine and some of the boys are having a really hard time so they’re staying longer to make sure they get it down
  • you don’t live close to the studio nope he wanted somewhere far from work cause he didn’t wanna be a workaholic okay
  • anyway you’re stirring the noodles and all of the sudden you kinda “um I think my water broke??”
  • and his mother rushes over and she’s like yup yup I know this I’ve had kids we need to get you to the hospital right now
  • she sits in the back of the car with you while hoseok’s dad drives and his mom is asking you about contractions and whatever happens when people go into labor
  • and she’s squeezing your hand and giving you a pep talk meanwhile she has hoseok on the phone and while you’re pretty calm he’s screaming and you can hear him even though the phone is nowhere near your ear
  • the hospital is probably equal distance from your house and the studio so hoseok promises that he’ll be there for you no doubt about it
  • when you get there, there’s hoseok standing outside the doors, the other boys flanking him
  • he runs to your side and he ushers you inside and behold it begins
  • he is actually really super calm like he holds your hand and talks to you he tries to distract you from your pain by talking to you and keeping up a conversation but when that doesn’t work he’s calming you and inspiring you and reminding you it’s okay
  • and after everything you hear the cry and they’re like ahh the baby is finally here and hoseok breaks down in tears and he’s smiling so brightly and laughing too but he’s crying too ahh it’s so sweet
  • and they wash the baby off and then they hand them over to hoseok
  • “congrats on your baby boy”
  • and he’s crying and he’s whispering sweet nothings to your son and he’s kissing his baby head and oh
  • you hold him too and then they take him to wherever they take babies
  • and all the boys and his parents are there and they’re all pointing and cooing and tae can’t wait to introduce him to his son and oh my god I love babies so much
  • okay the baby has his nose and his cute lil ears and a mix of your eyes and your face ship and lips and he’s a tan lil thing kinda tiny too
  • at home hoseok does not let either of you leave his sight ever
  • he’s always the one who wakes up first when your son does so much as yawns he’s up and ready to help
  • always dancing with the baby on his hip once he’s old enough obv
  • takes him to all their practices when he’s old enough and your son always coos and claps at hoseok
  • takes his first steps in the studio cause hoseok is dancing and not paying attention to him and he gets up and stumbles toward him and you’re crying and hoseok is crying and yikes
  • he always reads to his son always he sits him on his lap and holds the book in front of the both of them so he can see the pictures okay
  • and he does different voices for different characters
  • your baby boy cries if he’s separated from hoseok for too long
  • he’s like the most angelic baby save that one fact
  • hoseok loves to help with bath time cause he’ll make a bubble beard and pretend to be Santa or something and your little boy just squeals
  • he loves tae’s little boy he’s always playing with him and they’re brothers from the beginning oh my god can you imagine
  • anyway hoseok will be the best father im convinced part two will be coming to talk about the other jung kiddos
EXO’s Reaction to Their Teen Getting Their Heart Broken

@ohsehunniebubbletea Here you, m’dear! I’m pretty sure this is my first reaction with EXO as fathers, so I hope it’s okay. xD

Also, I’m sorry, to everyone, that I haven’t posted any reactions for the past few days! I recently took on a second job, and it’s honestly so tiring. And it’s hard to carve out free time for writing. ^-^” But, I’m still gonna try my best!


Baekhyun: would honestly just be a constantly-playful father, so he’d likely settle for trying to distract his teen by taking them out to fun places. “There are so many better people in this world. Now, c'mon, forget about them! Let’s do something fun~”

Chanyeol: would probably tell the lamest jokes he could think of, hoping he could get his teen to muster even a small smile for him. “Hah, I saw that smile! Now just keep it up~”

Chen: would act super overdramatic about it all, trying to get a laugh out of his teen. “What kind of person wouldn’t see how perfect you are? I gotta see this kid with my own eyes. Oh, no. No excuses! I need to see just how messed up they must be to pass up you for someone else!”

D.O: would be pretty ticked off, but he’d keep his cool and remain calm in the moment. However, in the future, he’d likely, unintentionally, send super harsh glares at  the kid who’d dare to break his kid’s heart.

Kai: seems like the type who’d try to solve these kinds of problems with food and sweets, honestly. “Come on! Let’s eat ice cream and chocolate until we can’t move!”

Kris: would be oddly serious in a situation like this. He’d know that heartbreak is a pretty natural thing for a teen to experience, but he’d have hoped it wouldn’t happen to his kid. “I know this sucks. Big time. But, give it time and you’ll find someone way better than them, I promise.”

Lay: would be so upset about this. Or like, anytime his child cried, really. He’d honestly just want his own tears to flow, but he’d know that he needed to be strong for his kid, so he’d try to smile through it, giving his teen countless hugs for comfort (regardless of whether or not they actually wanted them).

Luhan: would be pissed, and wouldn’t be afraid to show it. He wouldn’t understand how his teen’s crush could overlook them, nor would he understand why his teen would be crushing on someone who didn’t realize how amazing they were.

Sehun: wouldn’t do the cheesy things to “comfort” his teen, but would instead focus more on the negative things about their teen’s crush. “You’re obviously too good for that loser, anyway. I never did like them.”

Suho: would honestly be just as heartbroken as his teenager the moment he saw their tears, but he’d try to keep a brave face for them. “Awh, baby, I’m sure they’ll come to their senses soon! If they’re smart, they’ll realize how wonderful you are. Just stay strong~”

Tao: would probably be the type to try to distract them with a spontaneous shopping trip. “C'mooon! New clothes will make everything better. And we’ll make you look so good, they’ll regret not making you theirs when they had the chance!”

Xiumin: would remain totally silent as he allowed his teen to vent and rant all of their frustrations to him, while he comfortingly patted their back, listening to every single word. “That’s it, just let it all out.”

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Haha sorry for the late response guys. I’m gonna focus on Skye (and Fitz) and probably just ramble a lot about all the things I like and haven’t had anywhere else to talk about. 

Like, first of all, I think it’s hilarious that she’s named Skye—because hello, foreshadowing at it’s most brilliant. A girl named “sky” with seismic powers. Can we talk about duality, folks? 

I mean, here’s a girl who spent the bulk of season 1 on a plane, in the sky, and was deeply informed by that. She didn’t literally grow up on the plane, but emotionally, she absolutely did. It was the first place she started feeling like she belonged somewhere, and found her family. 

And then SHIELD collapsed and it was driven underground—another little nugget of symbolism. They went from a free-flying organization to one driven to the depths and the shadows. Skye symbolizes the new SHIELD in more ways than one; she’s going to change the status quo, make new rules—and part of that involves taking the organization to the middle ground. Literally—out in the open, but not as free to do as they once did. 

I mean, as Skye is at war with the two halves of herself—who she was vs who she is now—it’s unfolding that SHIELD is having the very same problem. Coulson represents who SHIELD was, and he’s struggling to let go of everything he knows—and Bobbi and Commander Adama (what was his name again) are who SHIELD is now. And like with Skye, no one knows who she and it will become. 

And as a civil war in the organization is approaching and all hell is slowly unfurling—the only person truly on Skye’s side is Fitz. Ship skyeward to your heart’s content, but he always acted on her behalf, rather than by her own agency. He did what he thought was best for her, by the words of her father (ugh and tbh it’s kind of old world sexist but i’m not gonna open that rant rn), and put her on a pedestal rather than see her for who she is. 

Fitz is the ONLY ONE who truly sees her; because he’s just as broken and battered, and his scars are different, but they’re just as definitive for him, in ways unlike how they are for Grant. His brain damage may have affected some areas negatively, but it’s also made him miles more self-aware and observant. 

Coulson, May, Jemma, etc—they all want her to be the girl she was. 

Her father, Ward, etc—they want her to be the power she can be. 

Fitz wants her to be who she is now, all the good, and all the bad. 

As I’ve said before, there’s no one with a greater capacity for empathy than Fitz—and he’s so unapologetic about it. His strength is his sensitivity. And you know who Fitz is? He’s Steve Rogers, before he became Captain America. He’s got all the heart and drive of an underestimated man, and he wants to prove that there is more than one way to be a noble hero. 

And on a superhero show, where you expect the subtext to outline a specific type of masculinity, that is AMAZING. And the natural flow of him to that place, as well as to where he and Skye meet in the middle of both being damaged and traumatized and scared but still desperate to do good, help others, has been so organic and it’s beautiful.

(I ship Skye and Fitz pretty hard, if you couldn’t tell.)

i was talking w @faemichael about daddy!michael and somehow this was born (no pun intended lmao). it’s kinda odd, but it deals w the ups and downs of pregnancy, so yeah!! enjoy x

You sat on the leather sofa, picking at your cuticles idly. Your left hand was flexed in front of your face as you studied your nails, your right resting gently on the large protrusion of your stomach. Michael was messing around with his band, the four men negotiating song lyrics and playing haphazard tunes on their instruments.

“Those lyrics are shit,” your husband scoffed, running his fingers through his messy, bleached hair. 

Calum pouted dramatically, crossing his arms over his chest, “I’d like to see you do any better.”

You smiled at their antics. Ever since you had confessed to Michael that you were pregnant, he had been extremely protective. He brought you everywhere with him, convinced that only he truly knew how to care for you. His hands were always either resting against the small of your back or on your belly, gasping happily whenever the baby decided to give an enthusiastic kick.

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BTS as your husband

Jin: Man, I feel like he would be that husband that will make all your friends jealous. He can cook, clean, also imagine all those dad jokes. (HAHa) anyways like he’d let you sleep in and make your children breakfast and help them get ready for school. Then after the kids are gone he’d go up to your room and shower you with kisses and make you wake up. Also imagine little date nights (awe) he’ll spend like 2 days planning your date night you get like once every 2 months or so. And him coming home from work and just showering you with kisses, telling you how much he missed you. Also when he’s in the mood- (ya know what I mean by mood) he isn’t gonna let you off easy. Don’t worry he’ll go easy on you AT FIRST ;) but overall Jin would be an amazing dad and husband.


Rap Monster: Honestly for Namjoon he’d be a great dad but don’t let him do the dishes. He’ll break ALL of the dishes, even the dishes you thought were hard to break, he’ll break them all. Also not letting him stand or walk around with the baby in his hands because you’re afraid he might drop your precious child. Also telling him to calm down when you’re at the park because he’s feeling needy. And telling him to stop grabbing your booty while you’re at the grocery store. He’d try to help you around the house but you don’t let him because he doesn’t clean ‘your way’ he’ll come home from work and greet the kids then go into the kitchen and hug you from behind (awe) also after the kids go to sleep you let him become god of destruction in the bedroom ;)

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Tuesday
  • My Summer of Vanity officially came to an end last week and I am happy to say that it was a huge success. This entire goal of the project was to find areas of my life where I could make superficial changes that would result in me looking and thus feeling better because I felt like those were the things I actually had control over.  Shallow self-care, if you will. And guess what? It worked! (Plus I roped a few of my lady friends into having their own Summer of Vanity and it was so much fun comparing notes and ideas with them.)  Standby for autumn’s theme. I enjoyed this too much not to do it (or at least something similar) again.  
  • Did you guys watch Vice Special Report: Fixing The System yet? (That’s a link the episode on YouTube.)
  • I am thinking about investing in a FitBit. My life in Philly is downright sloth-like compared to what it was when I lived in NYC. I need to push myself to get outside during the day, to step away from work, and to move my body a little more. I like the idea of challenge groups too.  
  • Speaking of moving my body a little more, a few weeks ago I signed up to run a 10K in November and was all YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT MOTIVATION TO GET OUTSIDE PLUS RUNNING IN THE FALL IS THE BEST. And then we got a wedding invitation in the mail and the wedding is the night before the race and LOLOLOL hahahahaha nice try, Selena. Maybe there’s a local Turkey Trot I can do instead.  
  • I found out several weeks ago that my father has skin cancer. It was so strange to look down at my phone and see his house number (my childhood phone number) calling me. I knew immediately that he was going to give me bad news. We have a complicated relationship (and I’m using the world relationship loosely) and I’m still figuring out how to process his health news. I’ve spent a lot of my adult life getting to a place where I wasn’t constantly hurting over or questioning our place in each others lives. I am, for the most part, at peace with the choices I’ve made but I’m fearful that this is going to send me into an emotional backslide. He has surgery in mid October and we’ll know more at that point. Until then I am just here. Which, in the end, is all we ever really are, right? Here I am. Here we are. Let’s take this one day at a time.  

Sam grips Dean’s fingers tight, a slight cry leaving his lips as Dean pounds into him from behind.

They couldn’t wait, well Dean couldn’t wait. When Dean can’t wait , neither can Sam.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” Sam’s voice getting smaller with each word, the table creaking and groaning with the weight, the power of Dean’s hips slamming forward.

His boots are off, jeans and boxers tore down around his right ankle, and his toes curl tightly within his socks where they slide against the floor to keep his balance.

Dean lays over him and snatches his left hand away to rip at the collar of Sam’s red t-shirt.

“Gonna give ‘em to you, Sammy,” Dean growls into the now exposed skin of his left shoulder.

He’s shaking, orgasm so close. His balls tight and dick leaking and throbbing, so ready. But Dean keeps murmuring something as he slides deep again and again, too much lube making this wet sucking sound with each thrust.

Dean halts, slapping skin to skin and going still.

“Dean, Dean,” Sam sobs, thinly. Gulping down air and trying to wriggle back on his big brothers cock.

“You ever thought about having kids?” Dean’s voice is hoarse, “Like, what if you could have my kids.”

Sam twitches in excitement, another pulse of precome sliding out his tip. Because yeah, he’s thought about it. Thought it would have been nice if he would have been able to give Dean children and a normal life.

“What if I just filled this pretty pussy full of my come and knocked you up,” Dean pants, beginning to fuck Sam again.

Sam almost screams, grips his brothers’ forearm tight and slaps his free hand against the table. Sweat and a few tears make it down his face.

“Yeah, Sammy? Bear my children and all that shit?” Dean whispers desperately into his ear, so dirty.

His feet slip, his arms too shaky and he puts his chest to the cool wooden table, and Dean grips his hips roughly, pulling him back into every thrust.

“Give us the whole nine yards, get you pregnant a few times? A whole family, baby,” Dean groans.

Sam mewls and keens, wants it so bad. Wants to give everything to Dean, would be the father of his fucking kids, watch Dean be a Dad. All his.

“Mine, mine,” Sam snaps, teeth bared in pleasure.

The table jerks and the lamps jump closer to the edge, Sam’s hip bones ache but he loves it. This is his.

“Yours, sweetheart,” Dean answers, “c'mon look back at me.”

Sam does, sees Dean watching him with something animalistic and primal in his dark eyes. Possession.

“Yeah, give it to me, Dean. Gonna make me pregnant? Swell up with your kid?”

Sam is about to come–he’s gonna fucking–

“Yes, fuck, yes!” Dean snaps, head falling back as he spills inside Sam with jerky thrusts.

Gripping himself tight and fucking into his fist a handful of times and he’s spilling with a sharp cry, forcing a grunt out of Dean.

Blood rushes to his ears, his hearing dampened for a couple seconds before that brain of his comes to a realization.

“W-was this cause of Claire?” He pants, catching his breath.

“Don’t think we should really be talking about her,” Dean chuckles, pushing his softening dick through the mess inside Sam.

“Shut up, its totally cause of her,” he slurs into the tabletop.

Dean is silent as he pulls out slowly, Sam groaning in disappointment. Warm come leaks from him but he’s too tired to act like he’s got any dignity.

“I could…I could just see us taking care of her, you know?” Dean shrugs.

Sam pulls himself off the table, then. Pulls his boxers on with shaking hands.

“We’ll still be here for her. Whenever she needs us. She’s grown,” He replies, leaving back into the creaking wood.

Dean’s got himself tucked back into unbuttoned jeans, coming to stand between Sam’s legs.

“If something happens to me…watch out for her too,” Dean sets his forehead against Sam’s.

He can’t say nothing is gonna happen, he doesn’t wanna argue.

“Of course, Dean.”

Dean would have been a great father. Great Dad with an awesome car, and an awesome laugh, a awesome smile. With his classic rock and his terrible singing, and his love for cars and caring for others.

They have this though.

“You would have been the best father in the whole gotdamn world.”

— To all you motherfuckers that watched the episode and wanted my headcannon. It blew out of proportion and I couldn’t stop.

Most of the Dragon Ball Fans be like:


*See’s Kid Gohan crying in a few episodes because he was kidnapped by a big green guy and his dad was killed by his uncle when he was 4 years old"

“Just an annoying little kid, don’t cry you dumbass, you have to save the world!!! YOU’RE FOUR!!!”

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*When Gohan turns Super Saiyan 2 vs Cell*

“WOW HE’S JUST AWESOME I LOVE GOHAN!!!! GOHAN IS THE BEST!!!”

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*Gohan doesnt train anymore because he wants to study and live his life like he ever wanted*

“I hate him so much!!!! He’s such a nerd!!!”

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*Finally Mystic Gohan arrives*

“OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM HE’S GONNA BE MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER FOREVER!!”

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*Gohan doesnt want to train anymore because he want to be a good father for his daughter*

“What a bitch! Ignore you dumbass family and go and train with your father!!! I hate you Gohan!!*

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*Finally Gohan wants to train with Piccolo again*

“OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU GOHAN YOU ARE THE BEST FOREVER!!!!”

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Riarkle obssesing over hamilton head canon

  • Okay so this obsession is 900% Cory Matthews’ fault
  • He’s the one that got his daughter obsessed with Broadway musicals because he used to get discount tickets and take her and Josh all the time
  • And then Riley is the one that got Farkle into all things theater because the boy is literally Billy Fucking Elliot
  • Because when they were like 8 or 9 the Matthew’s were babysitting him for a full weekend but Riley had ballet/tap dance class and he just tagged along expecting to read a book in the back the whole time
  • But quickly got obsessed so the teacher let him join in for the day
  • Talked his parents into enrolling him into the class and was there officially the next week lmao
  • So then he started looking up different musicals the kids in the class were referencing and got obsessed and then started tagging along on the Matthew’s Theater Trips
  • But anyway so they discovered Hamilton because Cory and Feeny got together over lunch to be nerds and discuss history (They SO do that all the time don’t even try to fight me on this)
  • And Cory was saying something about how he recently got into historical biographies and he was really annoyed by how much they just, like, never bothered to teach in class
  • Because most American history classes are rather like bullet points, anything not important to the Main Plot Summary gets ignored, and it was really pissing Cory off omg
  • And Feeny’s like “It’s so funny you mention that because I heard there’s going to be a new musical about Alexander Hamilton??? I haven’t had time to look it up but I definitely saw something about it”
  • So Cory was like I MUST L E A R N and researched the shit out of it basically
  • He was very confused how the hip-hop was going to work with this show but he had seen In The Heights so he figured Lin knew what he was doing lol
  • So before he even has time to consider seeing it, it suddenly blows the hell up and tickets are just too pricy for him omg
  • He settles for just finding out every detail possible and obsessing from a distance
  • And so he talks about it a lot bc duh
  • And all the kids (he brings it up in class) are confused but hey at least he’s technically talking about actual history today,
  • So he’s naming facts he found out about the show and they’re debating historical accuracy and stuff
  • Maya’s sleeping through all this
  • Farkle does not appear to be too impressed because one time he listened to one song by Eminem by accident and Jennifer started yelling about ‘devil music’ or some shit so he doesn’t have much experience with the genre
  • Meanwhile, Cory asks Riley what she thinks, and she just pulls the fucking musical-inspiring biography about Hamilton out of her backpack, places it on her desk, and whispers “I’ve been waiting for this day for so long” and Cory looses it laughing omfg this truly is his daughter
  • So life goes on for a while, Cory and Riley will occasionally burst out random facts about the musical but Farkle still isn’t too interested right
  • And then: the day the soundtrack dropped
  • Holy shit
  • Okay so Cory found out about it like a week in advance and had a fucking countdown to it’s release
  • Maya couldn’t figure out why Riley was so excited for this soundtrack cause she’s more of a pop punk kind of girl
  • However, little did Maya know that Riley had an extensive rap/hip hop collection of a playlist on her computer that she jammed out to privately. Tbh, only Farkle knew about that lol
  • Okay so anyway the soundtrack is out the Matthews have downloaded it Josh drove there from Philly so he could listen with Cory and Riley
  • Maya decided to stay for Josh
  • Farkle still didn’t care but Riley was like YOU’RE MY ONLY FRIEND WHO IS EQUALLY OBSSESSED WITH MUSICALS AND HISTORY AS ME WE ARE GOING ON THIS JOURNEY TOGETHER NOW TAKE MY HAND and at the very least he wasn’t about to pass up hand holding
  • So literally just these five sitting in the living room blasting the album right
  • They jam to all the songs and dance around a little but no one makes a sound through the whole thing omg
  • And by the last song everyone is just silently crying
  • And they sit there quietly for like 5 minutes before Josh whispers “Holy shit” and they all start FREAKING OUT OVER HOW MUCH THEY LOVED THAT
  • Everyone is freaking about different things
  • Riley’s about to pledge her life to Angelica
  • Cory is trying to figure out how to work this into literally every history class he has to teach for the rest of his life
  • Josh is already googling the lyrics to Guns and Ships because he has a new goal
  • Farkle is basically on another plane of existence at this point
  • Maya is just crying into a pillow saying “ELIZA DESERVED BETTER”
  • They can barely even begin processing what they just sat through. Topanga and Auggie get back from a piano class like 2 hours later and everyone is still screaming and fighting for control of the music to replay their already designated favorite songs
  • Josh discovers this show is hardcore all over social media so everyone sets to work following as many people as the can and freaking out over the littlest things
  • And they never even remotely calm down okay
  • 3 days after this and Lucas is trying to figure out why Riley and Maya have stopped vying for his attention and are instead screaming about their love of Daveed Diggs
  • Josh, trapped in Philly, convinces Feeny to listen so he can freak out about it with someone in person
  • Farkle really digs Ham and his work ethic and outlook on life and he gets SO MUCH SHIT about that because he’ll quote something and everyone’s like “FARKLE YOU ARE PART OF THE 1%
  • Maya cries every time she sees a picture of Phillipa Soo
  • Cory swears up and down that he used to see Leslie Odom Jr hanging around Chubbies. No one believes him.
  • When Riley found out Anthony Ramos and Jasmine Cephas Jones were dating she gasped really softly and Farkle was like what??? And she whispers “I can’t figure out which one I’m more jealous of help
  • Riley’s the type of fan that makes a bunch of ridiculous modern day AUs on tumblr
  • Maya’s the type that paints classical portraits of the Broadway cast
  • Farkle’s the kind that finds really ridiculous and obscure history facts to geek about
  • Shawn Hunter is so confused because no matter where he turns someone is talking about this damn musical. His best friend. His practical daughter. His God daughter. His teacher. His surrogate little brother. It’s just a musical. He doesn’t understand what the hype is.
  • After months of this he tries to get an actual explanation from Cory but Cory just sighs and whispers “I love this show more than mashed potatoes” and now Shawn is realizing how serious this obsession is omg
  • He still has no desire to learn anything about it because Tough Guy Hunter Don’t Need No Musicals (lmao) but he’s decided he’s going to be the very best friend/brother/student/uncle/father figure in the world and get everyone tickets for Christmas
  • So he’s logging on to ticketmaster all excited and proud of himself like “here we GO” and then he sees the prices and just. Cries.
  • He’s so not gonna win the “Best Everything” award this year one ticket costs more than his apartment omfg
  • Everyone lowkey is like ‘why is the billionaire’s son not rushing out to get us tickets’ but no one wants to actually say that
  • But then Riley discovers he’s trying to but Jen is against it for whatever crazy reason and for at least a month now it’s just been Stuart arguing with her over the fact that Farkle has different interests than her and she should respect that it’s all a mess
  • I just really feel like Farkle and Jen have the type of parent/child relationship that leads to:
  • What do you want to do with your life?!?!?!”
  • “….I wanna DANCE.”
  • Like do you feel me??? Okay good
  • So anyway she’s gonna throw a fit if Stuart buys him tickets (even tho it’s barely a dent for them financially) and since the kid is only 14 with no job or at the very least credit card he can’t get them behind her back lmao
  • So now they’re resigned to the lottery lmao
  • BUT THEY LOVE THE HAM4HAM SHOWS
  • Riley and Farkle go together to every single one and adore them
  • Were a little upset when they had to be online shows in the winter but understood the reasoning
  • It’s so crowded there and sometimes they get there late so Riley makes Farkle let her climb him so she can see better
  • See: Sometimes Farkle will purposefully hold them up and make them late just because he knows the end result will be Riley on his shoulders
  • Stuart usually donates to at least show a year for the sole purpose that it’ll get him a couple tickets to the Tony Awards- which he doesn’t care much for, but Farkle always has so much fun and always brings Riley as his date and Cory tags along and has no idea how to act around anyone even remotely famous so he’s usually entertained lmao
  • This has been going on for years right
  • So obviously they end up at the most recent Tony’s and both kids were freaking the hell out all night and Cory could barely handle himself it was great
  • Riley bumped into and met Renee Elise Goldsberry by accident and burst into tears and could barely articulate anything to her omg
  • Every freaked the fuck out/cried over their Yorktown performance OBVIOUSLY
  • Cory took so many selfies it was insane but like. He didn’t meet anyone. He’d see actors across the room and take a pic of him smiling in their general direction what a loser
  • When they ended the show with Schuyler Sisters Riley got a great pic on her phone, drew a heart around Pippa and snapchatted it to Maya who responded with a video of her singing ‘Burn’ while crying
  • Okay so fast forward a couple weeks now
  • Jen’s going on some trip to Martha’s Vineyard with her friends and they’re gonna be gone for like a week
  • The second the door closes Farkle yells “GO GO GO” and Stuarts already rushing to buy the damn tickets omfg
  • He got enough for everyone and Farkle told everyone and no one could possibly contain their excitement
  • So now they’re finally seeing it omfg
  • Farkle, Riley, Maya, Cory, Josh, and The Feen even tagged along
  • I’m 98% sure Ham doesn’t have an overture and the “DA DA DA DA DA DUMs oooohooohwooohooh~” opening just happens
  • That caught Riley so off guard she literally jumped in her seat and grabbed Farkle’s hand
  • Didn’t let go until she stood up to stretch at intermission, grabbed him again when Act 2 started ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
  • NO ONE COULD HANDLE THEMSELVES
  • They all freaked out and cried the whole show, danced in their seats, everything
  • Omfg Josh was like “I’m a tough guy I don’t cry” and then sobbed both times Anthony Ramos died
  • When Pippa first came onstage they literally had to cover Maya’s mouth because she was squealing to loudly
  • Riley sang all the songs but made sure to do it under her breath so she could annoy as little people as possible
  • Feeny listed off every single historical inaccuracy and Cory’s whisper shouting at him to hush up
  • (Feeny did love the show though make no mistake)
  • Oh my God like these nerds basically transcended off this planet could you even imagine
  • Stuart so managed to get them backstage
  • No one lived
  • They just all died
  • It was inevitable
  • Maya doesn’t think she’s ever cried so much in her life
  • Riley still had a grip on Farkle’s arm and kept squeezing him and bouncing when she got too excited
  • #u g h
  • (this isn’t exactly exclusive riarkle which was asked for but hey, if we put them in the current love-triangle time line it makes sense so whatever I couldn’t possibly leave the others out of this lol sorry this isn’t my best)

“Telling him you’re pregnant”

Word count: 799

Rating: Nah

Request: Even more Nah, but please send some in.

A/N: Some more cute shit. Awe I hope you like it okay.

Calum:

You were pacing around the living room, nervously waiting for Calum to get home. You were scared to tell him, you didn’t know how he’d react. You held up the three white sticks all showing positive. You were both only 19 and you were so scared that he would freak out. You heard the front door open.

“Y/N” You heard Calum call.

“Um yeah, in here!” You called back nervously.

Calum walked into the living room and leant against the wall. You stood there shuffling your feet nervously.

“What’s up baby?” Calum asked, walking towards you.

“I need to tell you something.” You said looking down, mumbling, “I-um, we’re pregnant.”

“That’s..” He took another step towards you, smiling wide. “That’s amazing baby.”

You sighed in relief and he dropped to his knees, kissing your stomach and making you giggle.

“I’m gonna be a dad.” He smiled, looking like he was going to cry. He stood up and kissed you. “I love you.”

Ashton:

You jumped up and down as the test read positive. You and Calum had been trying for nearly three months now and you were almost convinced it was never going to happen. You ran out of your apartment and hailed a cab, giving the driver directions to the studio they were rehearsing in. You ran through the front door and down the hallways until you found the room they were in. You burst through the door and they stopped playing, looking up at you surprised. You ran over to Ashton and showed him the stick.

“We’re having a baby!” You squealed. He picked you up in his arms, spinning you around a couple times before setting you down and turning to his mates.

“Congrats mate!” Michael said smiling, patting Ashton on the back as Ashton began crying.

“I’m gonna be a father.” Ashton whispered happily.

Luke:

Your hands pressed into the bathroom counter and you stared at yourself in the mirror. You didn’t look any different. You definitely didn’t feel like there was a human being developing inside of you. You didn’t feel right though. Morning sickness had taken it’s tolls on you. You were quiet so you didn’t wake up Luke. If it was true, you wanted to be the one to tell him, not your vomit. You tapped your fingers on the counter impatiently, waiting for the three pregnancy sticks on the counter to finish analyzing. Just a couple more minutes now. You took a deep breath as the timer beeped quietly, telling you that it was time to check. You nervously picked them up, your eyes scanning over them one by one. They all read positive. You were pregnant. You were going to be a mom.

Tears started falling down your cheeks as you thought about the little baby that you would be able to call yours in nine months. You quietly unlocked the bathroom door and padded down the hallway to your shared bedroom with Luke. You held the little white sticks in your hand like they were made of glass as you climbed onto the bed beside Luke.

“Baby?” You called out nervously. His eyes fluttered open and he turned on his side to face you. His face immediately showed concern and he sat up.

“Why are you crying?” He asked worriedly.

“I’m pregnant.” You told him. He didn’t move for a moment but then all of the sudden he enveloped you in his arms and rolled you around on the bed.

“That’s amazing baby. We are going to be a kickass family!”

Michael:

“What does it say what does it say!!” Michael said, trying to peer over your shoulder as you analyzed the results of the pregnancy tests.  He was jumping around like a kid on Christmas. The sticks were beginning to show the results and you knew if those sticks showed positive, you’re lives were going to change. And you were both ready for it.

“It says positive.” You breathed out and you were instantly being held in his arms. He was radiating pure joy off of his shirtless body.

“I’m going to be a father with the most beautiful woman in the world this is the most amazing day of my life.” He cried, holding you impossibly close. You were crying so hard you couldn’t speak. You knew Michael was going to be an amazing father to your child.

“He or she is going to be the best looking baby ever.” You giggled. He picked you up and spun you around, kissing you passionately.

“I gotta call the boys and tell them that they’re gonna be uncles!”