Keanu Reeves is perfect bf material. like he wouldn’t force u to go to any dumb family events or parties u wd just sit home and smoke on the doorstep. no food at home bc both of u were too dead to buy any so u eat chips for dinner and drink chocolate milk. sometimes he blankly stares at the wall so u join him. relationship goals.
“yes, i know this is a bar but you’re a rlly hot bartender and i panicked and said “cHOCOLATE MILK” when you asked me what i wanted to drink, now i just want to crawl away and hide forever” au? :")