he is an elf

My current obsession seems to be long-haired Aelynthi, and I don’t have a problem with that. XD We’ll see if I do a colored version of this or not. All I know is that whoever just came up to Aelynthi and interrupted his ice-coffee time to flirt with him is in for a verbal flaying. He definitely channels his inner Melarue with his long locks, doesn’t he? Muppet AU Victory is a lucky elf…

Bonus: same pic, but with his usual short hair

Inquisition headcanons part 2
  • Cullen will sometimes spar with Krem when Bull is out on missions. Krem is the winner 9/10
  • Vivienne had a short fling with Blackwall.
  • Solas doesn’t hate Sera, he just wishes she would listen. Being the only other elf in the inquisition, all he wants is to share what he knows with someone who might understand.
  • Cole likes to watch Varric write to his friends back at home.
  • Sometimes, Solas hears Leliana singing from above. He’ll sometimes hum along.
  • Leliana joined the book club, and now holds the highest score for books landed perfectly onto Solas’s desk.
  • Josephine was acually able to host an Inquisition field trip to the Grand Tourney.
  • When the nightmares are bad, Cullen will visit the inqiisitor, romance or not. He’ll request to sleep on their couch tonight. Something about the Inquisitor will calm him down enough to sleep.
  • Josephine is a magnificent dancer.
Wake the Dead- The First Son

|Semi-Graphic Rituals Ahead|


Carve his chest, little elf- he must bare my mark. 

It must have been weeks by now, surely the outside world had moved on without her. As instructed her children had tracked down the body of a Demon Hunter whose soul was near surrender to the darkness of the Legion. She recalled Braec’s face as she’d been taken to The Silent Halls- the pain, the disappointment that she had chosen this.

I had no choice, you must believe me,Braec.

Armed with a ritual knife she straddled the subdued body of the Demon Hunter. His eyes were open, staring right at her. Was he truly on the verge of madness like she had been lead to believe? Why did he eyes look like they were begging for help?

You cannot save the elf’s soul now, little elf- he has given into the call. Put him out of his misery and show the demons that ALL things must die. 

Even you, Harbinger?

Eilithe knew the answer- but could not bring herself to terms with it. So as her pledge to the entity demanded, she obeyed. Carving the flesh came with a degree of disgust- shocking, given there had been a time when she would have relished in this. Steady, she mirrored the mark of The Harbinger that stained her forehead onto the body’s chest. The circle came first- the first layer of skin within the shape carved out to leave a fresh layer of bloodied tissue. The body jerked beneath her, struggling against the magic that forced him still.

Thump. Thump. Thump Thump.

If its heart still beat it must be alive, right?

The crescent cupped the first circle- she swore the eyes of the hunter teared up when she peeled the flesh back,leaving a second cut-out. She touched the wound, feeling Cyhiraeth urge her to continue. The chant was wordless, long lines of bass, that became a crescendo. When it came to a climax, Eilithe saw the soul leave- its light dark and twisting, just as she imagined one of the Legion’s to be. 

Cyhiraeth called for the soul- trapping in there in her domain for examination– but that left the other. 

The Harbinger crossed in her elongated, eldritch finger the soul of her son what should have been her son. Her thoughts went to Ayoden- the monster that had come to her in lieu of a son. Nothing good ever came from breaking the cycle- but why did she feel so curious. 

What will you name him, little one?”

She grit her teeth, as she watched the soul jammed into the wrong body. Wrong. Wrong. It was all wrong.

Originally posted by falschewelt

@joram-kallar (for Threshad) @braecamberbark @mortua-sol

things i know about the adventure zone through cultural osmosis

  • there’s a hot boy
  • he’s maybe queer???
  • he’s either an elf or a goblin or both

that’s it

More Important Things

• The way Fenris’s hair is so fluffy over his pointed ears and how it sways when he teases about practicing his flattery
• The look he gives Hawke when he says that he’d never wanted anyone before Hawke and that things might be different with him
• The deadpan manner in which he jokes with Varric
• That heartbreakingly sad and vulnerable smile on his face when Hawke says, “I’m here, Fenris,” when Fenris thinks he’s all alone
• His adorable friendships with Sebastian, Donnic, and Aveline
• The way his ears glow (the way all of him glows, really, but look at his glowing ears in cutscenes! So cute!)
• The way he caresses Hawke’s face
• That look of hope on his face when he first sees Varania and recalls a fragment of a happy memory of her
• Those very full and very kissable lips of his
• Those bold, expressive eyebrows
• The way his bangs hide his eyes when he’s feeling vulnerable and self-conscious
• His dry sarcasm and wit
• The way his eyes light up and he smiles when Hawke suggests giving him a few more problems
• The way he finds happiness, love, and a home when he thought he never would

All very very important.

ok but i want to talk about actual malec height differences bc i really do love height differences:

  • Magnus resting his chin on Alec’s shoulder bc he’s the perfect height for it and he loves doing it
    • shoulder kisses from Magnus!!!
  • Alec peering over Magnus’s shoulder when he’s reading
  • Alec tipping Magnus’s chin up when they kiss
  • Magnus teasing that Alec’s feet are in the way under the table bc his legs are so damn long and using it as an excuse to play footsie
  • Magnus tugging Alec down by his shirt to kiss his forehead
  • When Magnus borrows Alec’s shirts the sleeves are just a bit long, giving him adorable sweater paws
  • The gentle curve of Alec’s back when he bends down to put his forehead on Magnus’s shoulder
  • One time Magnus carries Alec bridal style into the bedroom but his feet bang on the door frame
    • They know to turn a little sideways next time
  • Alec getting so many hickeys because it’s just so easy for Magnus to bury his face in Alec’s neck
  • The way Alec bends his knees a little when he gives Magnus a kiss on the cheek

BONUS: Magnus asks Alec reach for things in very high places bc he likes how his shirt rides up and reveals his bare skin. Alec is perfectly aware of this and it becomes a Thing between them like sometimes Alec will offer to reach for something they don’t even need and Magnus knows just what he means and suddenly they’re on the counter in each other’s laps.

Elfcup and Dwarfstrid  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

So I’ve seen fics where Sportacus goes into heat but what if…

What if elves had mating dances.

Hear me out on this. In spring male elves collect flowers and feathers and ribbons and anything colorful and pretty and they weave it into a shawl and wear it around the one they’re courting and just dance around. But its not just normal human dancing. It’s acrobatic and flashy like birds to show off all the pretty stuff they found and what they can do with their bodies like how high they can jump and how flexible they are and how strong they are.

Just imagine Sportacus bird-flirting at Robbie.