he is always there

in the song ‘year 3000’ the jonas brothers claimed that “your great great great granddaughter is doing fine” but the song was released in 2007 which would mean 5 generations of people would have to had somehow lived 993 years….. now, either people’s lifespans increase drastically over the next century or the jonas brother LIED about going to the year 3000…. i don’t know what to believe anymore

robert: how’s the cul-de-sac’s prettiest dad doing today

dadsona, not looking up from his word jumble: i dunno, how are you?

robert, voice cracking: i’m fine………..

shoutout to @equilateral-asshat for showing me this post and giving me the laugh of a lifetime